Speaker 1: We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion to
Speaker 1: talk back. Hey, hey, y'all, pray, y'all. Hey always, I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm the best whistler in the world, y'all. Y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all like to hear here you go? Sexual chocolate? What's all?
Speaker 1: What's all? What's all you think I should whistle? Do
Speaker 1: you think whistle? Who? What's that? Wow? Oh? How did
Speaker 1: the song go? Um? Here? You don't know? That's how?
Speaker 1: Y'all know? Her pussy dry? First of all, bitch, this
Speaker 1: wasn't never dry. Okay, Now you ain't no granny pussy yet, y'all.
Speaker 1: I don't need know lubricant, none of that should Now
Speaker 1: if you ain't working for me, you ain't working for me.
Speaker 1: But then she when I'm near, I'm near? What's ony
Speaker 1: song that makes you feel comfortable? Uh? She didn't have
Speaker 1: a feel for me? Let me anyway? That was beautiful
Speaker 1: a j Listen, ladies, wherever you are, I want you
Speaker 1: to bounce your titties right now, I just bounce hit
Speaker 1: your ship. Get it just titty too heavy to bux girl?
Speaker 1: I know that should kind of hurt me and my Listen,
Speaker 1: don't they do like titty surgery on medicaid. Now, no,
Speaker 1: don't talk. The ties ain't little. These titties ain't little,
Speaker 1: but they ain't super big either. Now they're like these
Speaker 1: good titties. They're great. But when I lose weight, my
Speaker 1: titties be the first thing to go bit. They'd be
Speaker 1: looking so sad and droopy, and can I lose weight
Speaker 1: and keep my titties please? They'd be nice and fold
Speaker 1: when I'm fat, But then when I get skinny, them
Speaker 1: titties be looking bad. If you're having wrinkles and all
Speaker 1: type of ship, my nigga star him down. That's all
Speaker 1: that matter. He's gonna suck. Oh, nigga, start loving this.
Speaker 1: This is that we we'd be really hard on ourselves
Speaker 1: when the motherfucker will be rubbing up in your ass
Speaker 1: like you're the finest motherfucking the world, all while you
Speaker 1: got all the type of self esteem. It's just because
Speaker 1: your stomach a little chunky. This nigging I'm cool. Where
Speaker 1: he said his bitch got real bad back, me like
Speaker 1: acting on her back. Hell, and he'd be like, I
Speaker 1: don't care, baby, He'd be rubbing all over there, Brial,
Speaker 1: you don't care, bro, what it what it sake. It's
Speaker 1: say I'm the really living you already know full ties
Speaker 1: in a row. I can be back or die, baby,
Speaker 1: but yeah, for real, these niggers love us anyway. So
Speaker 1: love yourself, ladies, love yourself. Okay, no matter what you
Speaker 1: got going up. Yes, if you got the tiger stripes, girl,
Speaker 1: oh no ship girl in battle wounds, I'm having them badass.
Speaker 1: Sure I got no kidding that guy stretched marks. There's
Speaker 1: that part. Anyway. This is a j y'all. This is
Speaker 1: Tim Bam, this episode of Levin. Thank you all for
Speaker 1: seeing in. We welcome y'all. How was your weekend, same ship?
Speaker 1: I have nothing exciting happened this weekend. I just did
Speaker 1: some spring cleaning. Yesterday the rangem over Gods was trying
Speaker 1: to end me. The car just locked up, the wheel,
Speaker 1: the steering wheel locked up, the brake locked up, and
Speaker 1: then I start rolling down the hill backwards. I can
Speaker 1: smell gasoline just strong in the car. I just got
Speaker 1: the car back the day before, or it was just
Speaker 1: a whole miserable scene. So I don't know what's wrong
Speaker 1: with my very glad you survived A girl, I sat
Speaker 1: outside waiting on a tow truck for four hours on
Speaker 1: the side of the road with different police officers. They
Speaker 1: were taking an hour shift and then another because I
Speaker 1: was blocking a busy street. They're saying, you asked an
Speaker 1: invoicing the mail. Bitch, they you can't see me. My
Speaker 1: my insurance pay for that for blocking traffic and having
Speaker 1: to have police escort. Oh no, you don't have to
Speaker 1: pay for that. Ship, I would say, would see me
Speaker 1: get in line with the other bills change. So that
Speaker 1: was fun. So we hope you all enjoyed your weekend.
Speaker 1: We had ship going on for real. Got the girl?
Speaker 1: Did you see Little nos x girls song and video
Speaker 1: called Me by Your Name? Is he a devil worship perpet?
Speaker 1: You know. I don't want to say I'm an atheist,
Speaker 1: but I don't believe in like heaven and Hell and
Speaker 1: all that. So I think these characters he's he is
Speaker 1: fucking with people who believe. Yes, no, just because I
Speaker 1: don't believe in heaven and Hell. That does not me.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in God. I'm talking about him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's working with people who believe in the devil and
Speaker 1: worshiping and stuff like that. To me, you know, because
Speaker 1: I guess, like Okay, I'm gay, so I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to hell type thing. So the nigger got on the
Speaker 1: strip of pole all the way from heaven to hell
Speaker 1: and was working on the devil. That's I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm here for trolling people who want to treat
Speaker 1: you like your sins is different from there's. I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that. But when you start tworking on the devil,
Speaker 1: that's when you crossed the mine, as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1: Working on the devil, yeah, yeah, tworking on the devil.
Speaker 1: You said it like twking, Yeah, because all right, So
Speaker 1: for me, that's not where he crossed the line, Like
Speaker 1: the whole ship is where he crossed the line. Did
Speaker 1: you see what Johan Lucas said. He was like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's not letting his kids to watch that because the
Speaker 1: kids don't for Old Town Road, you know, no matter
Speaker 1: the lyrics, the kids hear the melody and it was
Speaker 1: a fun song. So now they're following him now on
Speaker 1: YouTube and ship like that, and you bust out with
Speaker 1: the super I don't, I don't, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to comment. It's just like when people using DVA time,
Speaker 1: I don't like that phrase. Either you're given a lot
Speaker 1: of energy to these devons out here when you celebrating
Speaker 1: them in the time that you're spending out at night
Speaker 1: doing your little dirt, and he could just be a
Speaker 1: super troll, but he probably doesn't, you know they they
Speaker 1: Then he also makes fun of when people try to
Speaker 1: say like the industry is using him, like the powers
Speaker 1: that be is using him. They are, sweetie, he's a
Speaker 1: young kid. Where are your parents? I've literally had to
Speaker 1: google nas X as parents. I couldn't find anything. Where
Speaker 1: are the people that are responsible for you? Because first
Speaker 1: of all, your name is already disrespectful. Is nas X.
Speaker 1: Nas is one of hip hop's greatest legends. And then
Speaker 1: you have X as in Malcolm X. That's the only
Speaker 1: other X we know. So it's just like real disrespectful
Speaker 1: even even your name like disrespecting too prominent figures in
Speaker 1: the black community. It's just real weird, and people don't
Speaker 1: realize they're being used as tools. They think the ship
Speaker 1: is just I'm having fun, I'm a creative. There's a
Speaker 1: bigger agenda art, then the sneaker, the sneaker with the
Speaker 1: Antichrist symbol on the top, and then there's human blood
Speaker 1: who who did they give me all these missing children
Speaker 1: and missing black women? Like who's blood is that? Is
Speaker 1: it his stuff? And then they made sixties six hundred
Speaker 1: sixty six pairs at one thousand, eighteen dollars right here
Speaker 1: for that. I don't know a child, you know. I
Speaker 1: watched the whole video and I wish I didn't even
Speaker 1: give it a view. It was just weird, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Turn it off. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is too much with your spirit, right yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like out of my house. But listen, I'm covered,
Speaker 1: so I don't even worry about that ship. I don't
Speaker 1: worry about that crazy ship. I wanted to see what
Speaker 1: he had going on. Old Town Row was fun. This
Speaker 1: is I don't know where he's going with this, but
Speaker 1: you saw his response to joining Lucas. He was like
Speaker 1: old time role was literally about sipp and lean even
Speaker 1: that you have like little subliminal ship in there, like
Speaker 1: little things like people aren't catching your your subconsciousness catching
Speaker 1: it though, and that's how things begin programming, and you
Speaker 1: have to be careful things. You listen to the things
Speaker 1: you watch because it's it's impressions, impressions like really real
Speaker 1: life impressions facts. Yeah, so it's just weird. I don't
Speaker 1: know about that ship, but so little nys we ain't
Speaker 1: feeling that ship. Baby, you need to go back to
Speaker 1: your little horses in the back. He got too much
Speaker 1: money now and it just seemed like he's down to
Speaker 1: do whatever right now. And I mean, I guess it's
Speaker 1: just to get the check. But you gotta have some
Speaker 1: type of integrity, even if you have are the gay community,
Speaker 1: all that stuff like that. That ship is fine, but
Speaker 1: I feel like, right now there's an attack on children.
Speaker 1: I don't get too deep because I don't want people
Speaker 1: to think I'm just some betweeen. Just get deep. If
Speaker 1: you get in deep, you don't say I don't want
Speaker 1: to get too deep, yeah, because I don't want people
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, this bit your whole conspiracy theorist dog.
Speaker 1: But when no motherfucker said that there's a there's a
Speaker 1: battle for the soul of America. They're talking about black people.
Speaker 1: We are the soul of America. They don't talk about
Speaker 1: nobody else. So when you see all these different things happening,
Speaker 1: it's like bizarre ship is just happening every month since quarantine.
Speaker 1: It's more bizarre than ever. Nothing is bizarre to me
Speaker 1: at this point. Everything is like, well, that happens. That's
Speaker 1: how I feel now, because it's just like, um, let
Speaker 1: me tell you, when you get content and when you
Speaker 1: get comfortable with I'm not thinking slide anything on you.
Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable with it. I'm just prepared for anything
Speaker 1: to happen at this point. Are you prepared? How many
Speaker 1: pistols you got? I'm not telling how many of that
Speaker 1: in here that ain't here ship, because let's say, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell is going on. I'm girl,
Speaker 1: no that should making me get a little high, and
Speaker 1: I'm stepping on something. Child, Please, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell is that with little nas x. Oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna pray. We're gonna pray for you, baby, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pray for you because if you let's say, there is
Speaker 1: a heaven in hell that there or maybe not in
Speaker 1: the physical form like up in the sky and down below,
Speaker 1: but right if there is a time where you know,
Speaker 1: you go before the panel and they say, what about
Speaker 1: that video you made working on the Devil the Fund?
Speaker 1: Was that what you're gonna say? What? And we was
Speaker 1: just here it was art it was art. It was
Speaker 1: artistic expression. We're trying to we're being sarcastic. I want
Speaker 1: to hold on. I want to know how much that
Speaker 1: video costs. Call me by your name, guess much. The
Speaker 1: video cost three point five million dollars with the budget
Speaker 1: that they made to put that ship out, and they
Speaker 1: could have fed a whole bunch of homeless Americans. A
Speaker 1: matter of fact, where is my stimulus check? Why yeah,
Speaker 1: I here back at three point five saying videos. I
Speaker 1: ain't been stimulating it. Listen, whoever, the sponsors are paid
Speaker 1: three point five million dollars. It looked like it cost
Speaker 1: that much. It was very like it was a lot
Speaker 1: of graphics, a lot of costumes. Ship. God damn, it's expensive. Boy,
Speaker 1: It's expensive to funk over a whole group of people.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. But anyway, until the next moment on this
Speaker 1: song is playful and lighthearted because oh, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not a super judgmental person at live, but I don't
Speaker 1: know about that ship. But hold on, before we get
Speaker 1: into anything else, let's pay some bills real quick. So
Speaker 1: now you know, um, the Derek Shovin case just started
Speaker 1: today this morning, and I wish people would stop calling
Speaker 1: it George Floyd. People like to say it's the George
Speaker 1: Floyd case. George Floyd is not being tried. Derek Shovin
Speaker 1: is being tried. George Floyd is deceased, He's not on trial.
Speaker 1: So the man being charged with George Floyd's murder, let's
Speaker 1: call it what it is. Derek shop In. His case
Speaker 1: started on Monday. M hmm. So how do you feel
Speaker 1: about that? You think he's gonna jail, You think he's
Speaker 1: gonna get convicted. You know, I hope and pray that
Speaker 1: he gets convicted. The biggest part of me feels like
Speaker 1: he won't be and will be out here marching again
Speaker 1: this summer and burning down Wendy's and ship like that,
Speaker 1: Dollar Tree and Dollar General, places that we've shopping our
Speaker 1: Grandma's shopping murder down. Ain't I feel the same way,
Speaker 1: burn it down? But I do. I do feel bad
Speaker 1: for the old people don't rely on those places. But
Speaker 1: I really do feel like, you know, they don't care
Speaker 1: about our lives. Protesting a voice for the voiceless, You know,
Speaker 1: I do. I agree with it a percent, no, but
Speaker 1: I think multiple things should be going on simultaneously. You
Speaker 1: should have the marching you should have the burning of builders,
Speaker 1: and you should have people going to the White House
Speaker 1: like what the funky y'all doing about? We also have
Speaker 1: to do something about how we use our money. I
Speaker 1: think that's the biggest way. Yes, the power is in
Speaker 1: the dollar. Yes, the power is in the dollar. But
Speaker 1: you know, because black people always try to say, we
Speaker 1: don't have enough money to do this, and we don't
Speaker 1: have enough money to do that. Collectively, we spend the
Speaker 1: most money in America. So technically if we want to
Speaker 1: take our money out of circulation, that would that would
Speaker 1: chill America. Essentially, they target us through everything, you know,
Speaker 1: because we are consumers, were major consumers, especially black women. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we would find these bundles, Oh, hold on, my
Speaker 1: bundles come straight from Oh wait, look you see that
Speaker 1: I was showing her my wings jaw. My bundles come
Speaker 1: straight from India. Child, please and look, I'm already mad
Speaker 1: because I could feel like the you know, the tariff
Speaker 1: that they've put on China and something like my closures
Speaker 1: come from China. My bundles two hundred dollars because from
Speaker 1: the vendor you can on and pay two hundred dollars, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: so we need to go ahead and stopped up, and
Speaker 1: nobody got on time for that. I feel like the
Speaker 1: only way for Derek Shoving to be convicted is if
Speaker 1: the other UM officers involved with his death were also
Speaker 1: convicted of murder. They did not have murder charges. From
Speaker 1: what I've read, I didn't see any of them having
Speaker 1: murder charges aside from him. I know they're all being
Speaker 1: tried separately for different for different UM, for different things,
Speaker 1: but that need to the neck is not would kill him.
Speaker 1: We already know that the toxicology test. They're saying he
Speaker 1: had meth and feed amine in his system and all
Speaker 1: the ship that could have affected his breathing. But the
Speaker 1: pressure of those other cops on him, along with the
Speaker 1: knee on the neck, along with the drugs in the system,
Speaker 1: is what killed him. So if you only have one
Speaker 1: man on trial for murder because of knee on the neck,
Speaker 1: the defense could automatically argue that the ne didn't kill him.
Speaker 1: Look at the toxicology test. This guy had drugs in
Speaker 1: the system. This guy, you know, I don't know why
Speaker 1: people want to talk about his criminal past like they
Speaker 1: got anything to do with fucking anything. If the nigger
Speaker 1: was on meth and driving on the highway. He still
Speaker 1: would have lived had he not been stopped by y'all
Speaker 1: pussies and and me and his neck. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I could put my knee in the back of
Speaker 1: your neck, but if I got three other people, know
Speaker 1: the fun you couldn't. But the three other people on
Speaker 1: your back, pressing your stomach and your lungs down to
Speaker 1: the damn concrete for how many minutes? Eight minutes? They
Speaker 1: suffocated them for eight minutes, and only one person is
Speaker 1: on trial, so without trying other people, but not for murder.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I feel like they've overcharged Derek Shopping.
Speaker 1: If Derek Shopping gets charged and he goes to the
Speaker 1: rest of them will too for what though they have
Speaker 1: minimal charge, they don't have like they don't have like
Speaker 1: a major charge. I don't believe. So we have to
Speaker 1: look that up and we'll have to revisit that. But
Speaker 1: I do not think that they were charged with murder
Speaker 1: at all. You remember we was watching that video the
Speaker 1: girls that were coming off their airplane and they were
Speaker 1: getting booed and all that ship as soon as they
Speaker 1: passed by all these white people. Yeah, and they got
Speaker 1: to some black women and and and bit y'all smack
Speaker 1: you in the fucking face. Why are you passed by
Speaker 1: all these white people recording talking ship doing the same ship,
Speaker 1: booing you. But you wait till you get to your
Speaker 1: own kind, to your own on people to jump bad,
Speaker 1: Like what the fund is that about? Man? We gotta
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, dog And I don't
Speaker 1: want to keep blaming it on slavery because I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't operate that way. So at some point you
Speaker 1: have to take a self accountability for yourself and how
Speaker 1: to funk you want to be and stop blaming your
Speaker 1: childhood and stop blaming fucking slavery and stop blaming a
Speaker 1: white man for some bullshit. At what point are you
Speaker 1: going to be an adult? I don't want to sound
Speaker 1: like I'm preaching again. I don't want to get too
Speaker 1: deep about girl's sake, feet stupid. Yeah, but funk that
Speaker 1: naked Derek shopping boy. Fuck you. We're gonna have a
Speaker 1: fish fry when you die. And look, you don't bram
Speaker 1: and Cafish people believe in the Bible, right, but I
Speaker 1: believe that we each individual person, we are our own
Speaker 1: judges and executioners. If I feel like I don't want
Speaker 1: you on this earth no more, I can make that
Speaker 1: decision and get you up out of here. That's essentially
Speaker 1: with the judicial system. Does that that's your god right there,
Speaker 1: that that mag is sitting in front of the courtroom,
Speaker 1: the judge, that's your god. He can determine if your
Speaker 1: life is gonna get taken away today. And I just
Speaker 1: I just don't want to see a situation. I hope that.
Speaker 1: I hope his family doesn't hug him in the courtroom.
Speaker 1: I hope George boy family don't hug in the courtroom.
Speaker 1: I'm a listen, I'm of my stomach, I'm a log
Speaker 1: off earth. Happened, yes, like judge, and I don't that
Speaker 1: be all? Because they would not do that to us
Speaker 1: if we had killed if that little white lady, if
Speaker 1: it was the other way around it he walked up
Speaker 1: in her house and kill her, would nobody be hugging him.
Speaker 1: Or if he was a black female officer that killed
Speaker 1: a white man in his house. Hell no, do you
Speaker 1: think any white man, a white family would be in
Speaker 1: the courthouse hugging on up black woman after she's murdered
Speaker 1: An innocent man while in his apartment eating ice cream
Speaker 1: and his motherfucking rawls. Do you think that would happen?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, don't have No, that's some slave ship too,
Speaker 1: because we just tried to forgive. Yeah, that's God would
Speaker 1: forgive man that and wait to get to heaven to
Speaker 1: get paradise while they buy up all the beach front
Speaker 1: property in the fucking world. Hell no, I need my
Speaker 1: paradise right now. They would have got hug out of me,
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. They would have got a spit.
Speaker 1: I would have tried to be hers that. You gotta hope.
Speaker 1: I can't get close to you, bitch, you kill my girl.
Speaker 1: I would have run, had some p in a cup
Speaker 1: that I had let marinate a ferment for a fucking year,
Speaker 1: the year waiting on that trial to come up. Girl,
Speaker 1: I would have threw that p on a bitch in
Speaker 1: the courtroom and let me throw this dodo bag. I
Speaker 1: just girl, let me. I don't got that my changre
Speaker 1: in my heart, but I will throw a piss on
Speaker 1: a bit. I don't kind of don't. I don't have
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I have hatred in my heart,
Speaker 1: but I just feel like if you killed someone that
Speaker 1: I love, I might possess them, you know, definitely, definitely
Speaker 1: no Bible verse that could change that, not at all.
Speaker 1: We got any lighthearted ship we want. It's too deep
Speaker 1: for me, dark oh girl, Okay, one more thing. Those
Speaker 1: are two little bitches who uh stole auto? Yes? What
Speaker 1: the hell? Man? That poor man? They killed that man
Speaker 1: and they crashed I think they hit him, so, I
Speaker 1: don't know if y'all saw it. There was a video
Speaker 1: that went out this past week where two little teenage
Speaker 1: girls thirteen and fifteen, they tried to steal a uber
Speaker 1: driver's car. Yeah, and they drove off. It looked like
Speaker 1: he was because I turned it off. Was he still
Speaker 1: on the car and then he hit something hanging out
Speaker 1: of the car. I didn't see that. I thought they had.
Speaker 1: I thought they took the car from whoever they took
Speaker 1: it from, and then they wrecked into someone on the
Speaker 1: other street. That's not what happened. Was the guy like
Speaker 1: he was don't get me the line. But I thought
Speaker 1: he was like still on the car and got he
Speaker 1: got hit. I don't know something either way. The man
Speaker 1: he perished, and these little girls, well do you are
Speaker 1: how do you feel about that. Should they go to jail.
Speaker 1: I know they should go to jail, but how long
Speaker 1: do you feel with them being so young? Man? I
Speaker 1: just feel like kids are being exposed and so fucking much.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. By the time you're thirteen and fifteen,
Speaker 1: you know that still in the car is wrong. The
Speaker 1: kids are being raised by the unraised. They are being
Speaker 1: like grandmama's right now at our age thirty five years old.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. We don't have kids yet,
Speaker 1: but some bitches have grandkids right now. So now your daughter,
Speaker 1: you had your daughter at fourteen fifteen, now you're doing that,
Speaker 1: probably has a kid. I'm not giving them no can passed.
Speaker 1: They need to be locked up until the thirty two
Speaker 1: But then how how will they be How will they
Speaker 1: get back into society at that point? Because prison does
Speaker 1: not rehabilitate, It just doesn't. Over is not But but
Speaker 1: they're children right now. You're not the same person you
Speaker 1: were at fifteen and thirteen years old right now, right.
Speaker 1: I also did not kill anybody, you absolutely, but some
Speaker 1: people have mental issues that I can only attribute it
Speaker 1: to some type of mental issue, mental disorder, like they have.
Speaker 1: No I'm gonna give you a perfect example to think
Speaker 1: about it. Shut up girls so down in Texas. Some
Speaker 1: at some point. This is like a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: this white kid ran through a crowd of people and
Speaker 1: murdered I think like maybe five people. He got off
Speaker 1: on the murder. The defense was affluenza. It's like somebody
Speaker 1: is so rich to where they don't know right from wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember that. So what you possibly be
Speaker 1: poor to wear? Poor fluenza? Poor fluid? That's what I got.
Speaker 1: Where was his name? His name was Ethan Couch. That
Speaker 1: could be equal and opposite. Why they don't have a
Speaker 1: porfluenza for real? Like if you could be so affluent
Speaker 1: that you don't know right from wrong, I'll be so
Speaker 1: poor that I don't know right from wrong. Or or
Speaker 1: you can have pts or this is my way of life,
Speaker 1: or I gotta get it, or you know, that's a
Speaker 1: real thing, but it only you have so many different things,
Speaker 1: like when you're rich, like a lot of ship don't
Speaker 1: fly and white. I wish about to see girl affluenza.
Speaker 1: It's all kind of bullshit they come up with. Allow
Speaker 1: people to get off. Been a lawyer, man, it's not
Speaker 1: too late, it's not too late for you to become
Speaker 1: an attorney. You say that I'm about to go to California.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep saying it until it happened. I'll be
Speaker 1: sixty years old, bit just starting to practice law. Next
Speaker 1: offended saying, bet you in the damn voices. Let's get
Speaker 1: a friend as you mean like different. Yes, this bitch
Speaker 1: can make herself cry on theman, y'all? What are we
Speaker 1: gonna do it all live? Oh yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I especially do it when the police pulled me over.
Speaker 1: That's what I used to get out of a ticket.
Speaker 1: I'm having my period. The period just started to day.
Speaker 1: My boss yelled at me. All of that. I'll say
Speaker 1: all that, and I get out of tickets every time,
Speaker 1: every single time. Tim girl, let me ask you something
Speaker 1: off topic? Per usual. You haven't had somebody try to
Speaker 1: haul at you and make you look at yourself in
Speaker 1: the mirror, like what made you think that you can
Speaker 1: walk up to me and asked me for my number?
Speaker 1: What the fund do I look like? In your eyes? Right?
Speaker 1: And I had to happen. I had a nigger asked
Speaker 1: before some money first and me and my phone, nigga
Speaker 1: asked me for a ride a place to stay. Then
Speaker 1: he asked me if I had a man and for
Speaker 1: my phone number, Like, excuse me, sir, you need a
Speaker 1: lot of help. I tried to snatch my dollar back out,
Speaker 1: he says, my phone. That's all giving men money, I
Speaker 1: don't get. I don't give a funk if you're homeless.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving a man no money. It was so
Speaker 1: hot he wanted to bottle of water from outain store.
Speaker 1: It was hot. Then I would go in there and
Speaker 1: get the bottle of water. I just like my exchange,
Speaker 1: like me handing a man some money like it just
Speaker 1: made me feel some type of way, especially I mean
Speaker 1: my nigga, like you still some type of wing with
Speaker 1: me and my When I had a boyfriend back in
Speaker 1: the day, long time ago, well we would go out
Speaker 1: some time. If he didn't have no money, I would
Speaker 1: give him my money to pay. That way, he wouldn't
Speaker 1: feel emasculated while we was out, y'all had him crickets.
Speaker 1: I wish a real nigga like myself would like, I
Speaker 1: know what he wasn't done that. You know, No, he
Speaker 1: wasn't no bone nigga. You know he wasn't broke. It
Speaker 1: was You're right, he just didn't have it at the time,
Speaker 1: and it's okay for me to help, and I don't
Speaker 1: want I want you to always feel like the man.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give it to you before we go outside,
Speaker 1: so you can just pay. Yeah, I can get that,
Speaker 1: I get that, but just make my skin. It's like
Speaker 1: get the hard Like, listen, I understand that, you know,
Speaker 1: people fall on hard times. I have ship in my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm still going through a hard time, but being broke
Speaker 1: as a state of fucking mind. So if you're funking
Speaker 1: with somebody with potential and they just don't have it
Speaker 1: right now, but you want to go out, Okay, understanding.
Speaker 1: I got friends who have done that before, you know,
Speaker 1: like going on my home girl, she did that for
Speaker 1: her fiance and now listen to gonna make them more
Speaker 1: money to her, you know what I'm saying, Like a
Speaker 1: broke nigga. And every time we go out, I got
Speaker 1: the foot the bill then and get passed the money
Speaker 1: before we that's something different. But it's just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's one of the times where he ain't got it
Speaker 1: and I got us baby here. Even even when I
Speaker 1: gave it to him, he was like, man, this feelings,
Speaker 1: but that's it. I want to Nigga always feel lame
Speaker 1: in that situation because that's going to promote him to
Speaker 1: do better. You know what I'm saying. He's not feeling
Speaker 1: like you give me the car. A man that has
Speaker 1: integrity is not going to feel comfortable with that, and
Speaker 1: he's gonna put himself in a position like my home
Speaker 1: girl I'm talking about. I hope she hit this. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to talk about your relationships. Oh she don't hear
Speaker 1: this anyway, But when her and her fiance, like when
Speaker 1: they first met, they went on their first date and
Speaker 1: he didn't eat, he couldn't have, like, he didn't even
Speaker 1: pay for a food. She was like, dude, you should
Speaker 1: not be going on dates with women if you don't
Speaker 1: have money to pay for the food. Like what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Like why are you out here actively dating
Speaker 1: with no money? So she she ate in his face
Speaker 1: and I said, girl, you know what, you wanna make
Speaker 1: that nigga change his life even another chance, she get
Speaker 1: more chances they engage. Now Nigga, you know he got
Speaker 1: his CDL license. He's driving trucks down they're trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, buy a truck. So I'm like, go that
Speaker 1: excites me. But if you ain't got no money, be
Speaker 1: creative with the date. Yes, take a bit for ice
Speaker 1: come coffee in the park, grab you a blanket from
Speaker 1: me inside your house that you already got, and get
Speaker 1: ice cream, cones and sitting apart. That's cute. I would
Speaker 1: go and do that. It's a lot of it's a
Speaker 1: lot of good dates men can take you on that's
Speaker 1: not super expensive. So I'm with guys when they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not about to take five different women
Speaker 1: out that I'm interested in on these extravagant as dates,
Speaker 1: or you know, have some type of discernment with the
Speaker 1: women that you meet and the one that you're really
Speaker 1: really really interested and then you try to court her
Speaker 1: the most. You know what I'm saying, because there are
Speaker 1: stages to dating. Let me tell you this guy took me.
Speaker 1: He ain't hand no money, but he had an e
Speaker 1: BT car, right. I mean, he took me to the
Speaker 1: lookout point, which is where the planes where you can
Speaker 1: see the planes landing and they're like real low, and
Speaker 1: he got some grapes and some cheese. He made us
Speaker 1: like a shark coochie board boy, and he got like
Speaker 1: a little bottle of wine to wine glasses and we
Speaker 1: sat out there and we just talked. We ate the
Speaker 1: little cheese and pepperonis and ship and it was a
Speaker 1: cute day for his EBT, Like, yeah, that sounds nice.
Speaker 1: You're working out there now. I did not. I can't
Speaker 1: fun e b T boys, but I did have fun
Speaker 1: who e b T card He had his own maybe
Speaker 1: had lost his job and got an employant, I mean
Speaker 1: got e b T. Yeah. I didn't get all the details.
Speaker 1: I hope it wasn't another bitch EBT because with the kids,
Speaker 1: you know. But I didn't get all the details. He
Speaker 1: didn't give me some crap legs and shrimp for your
Speaker 1: e b T boo. I remember I had a little
Speaker 1: boo at one time. And he worked for this company
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna say his name because I want
Speaker 1: him to get in trouble. But he liked delivered meat
Speaker 1: and stuff like that on the truck and he stole
Speaker 1: all my Christmas meat. Yeah, Christmas out of this world.
Speaker 1: That's Christmas with my family. Very special. We had crab legs,
Speaker 1: ois stuffs, fry fish and shrimp. Shane. Was he in attendance, No,
Speaker 1: he didn't even come just provided all the seafood. Oh
Speaker 1: that's nice. It was very nice to him. All Right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into a random sex fact. But before
Speaker 1: we do, we need our forty dollars, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: pay some bills, all right, So we got today, so
Speaker 1: the random sex back Tan. It's all about we light
Speaker 1: of dicks, all right here. It this despite what men claim,
Speaker 1: only fift have a penis longer than seven inches, only
Speaker 1: three percent have a penis more than eight inches long.
Speaker 1: So y'all be out hereline about your dicks basically. But
Speaker 1: how they know everybody dick dies? Who's the only average
Speaker 1: that based off of I don't know. I guess who
Speaker 1: the fucking showing up for this average dick test? Maybe
Speaker 1: there was an average dick check that they was passing out.
Speaker 1: So how did they find out? Like they went to
Speaker 1: the sample size of men to say, hey, who dick is?
Speaker 1: How big is your Maybe they did like four hundred
Speaker 1: five hundred men and they all had them all come
Speaker 1: in and they tested their dick sizes, like pull your
Speaker 1: dick out and we need flashed and e wrecked. Seven
Speaker 1: inches is really that's a good sized dick? First of all,
Speaker 1: you want more than that. Mm hmmm mmm. I like girth.
Speaker 1: I like a fat dick as long as I like
Speaker 1: it girth like a hamburger, a hamburger, like a big
Speaker 1: thick thick burger. Dick, girl, you'll find a way to
Speaker 1: turn your things into some food. And like you better
Speaker 1: know it. That's gonna made me doing better ship And
Speaker 1: it looks like a little hamburger to me, I might
Speaker 1: be more inclined to about on it. Honestly, my emotional
Speaker 1: connection makes my sex better with the man, Like, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what his size really is. If I'm like
Speaker 1: emotionally connected to him, I'm going that did gonna feel
Speaker 1: like it's the biggest dick ever. So basically, what Tim
Speaker 1: is saying is that when she lose that emotional connection,
Speaker 1: you just that bitch ass load dick ass nigger. I
Speaker 1: didn't say that. What it doesn't matter, guys, It's all
Speaker 1: about the motion in the ocean, not the size of
Speaker 1: the boat. Ye'all believe that. Is it the motion in
Speaker 1: the ocean or is it the size of the boat,
Speaker 1: or is it a combination of the two. I mean
Speaker 1: it's a combination. I mean it'd be better if it's bigger.
Speaker 1: But if it's not, and I'm like, now, I can't
Speaker 1: be no thimble dick. Now, don't get me twisted. I
Speaker 1: don't want any little little baby baby d but I'm
Speaker 1: not like pressed for humug is like pens. Rather you
Speaker 1: have a bigger bank. Actually, yeah, me too. To me,
Speaker 1: big bank and big dick are equivalent because you could
Speaker 1: have a dude with a little dick, but he's getting
Speaker 1: money like then they can find with a big dick.
Speaker 1: But if you don't have it, he broke yes, So
Speaker 1: it's like it's equivalent. You gotta get either. If you
Speaker 1: got a little dick, hey get the money because bitches
Speaker 1: come with the money, right and bitches after you already fucked,
Speaker 1: they can't unfunck you. So I already got talking ship
Speaker 1: by the nigger because it's dick little. So he still
Speaker 1: smashed your ass, pumping all on your thighs. Then you
Speaker 1: still lost it. You lost it. That's do we have
Speaker 1: a dB story for today? dB story? Yes, we do
Speaker 1: have a dB story. Who's this young woman? Um, her
Speaker 1: name is Jamia Jenia Michelle. Sorry, her name is Jenia
Speaker 1: Michelle too, young boy, baby mama? Why we have why
Speaker 1: we have like high expectations for these baby mamas or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's just a girl who got pregnant
Speaker 1: by young boy and she got multiple men tattooed on
Speaker 1: her body. Well, she want to keep her She trying
Speaker 1: to keep her list the whole scroll, whole scrol that
Speaker 1: aside her arm, random places. Oh that's your ma. Listen.
Speaker 1: The only way and Nigga getting on me, tatted on
Speaker 1: me is that he gotta die tattoos a memorial. That's
Speaker 1: the only way. Do Listen. I'm not tattooing no man,
Speaker 1: no woman's name of my body, even if I have children,
Speaker 1: like when I have kids, I'm not tattooing that little
Speaker 1: bastard name on me. That's a little bastard. They grow
Speaker 1: up at disappoint You just grew up to be a
Speaker 1: whole bitchass, Nigga, just the opposite of what you're raising
Speaker 1: to be. And now you just walk around with little
Speaker 1: Ray Ray tattooed and you arm but a little right way.
Speaker 1: You were the vessel that was chosen to bring little
Speaker 1: Ray Ray on the earth. Does that not count for anything?
Speaker 1: I didn't choose that spirit that Nigga chose who he
Speaker 1: wanted to be had to do with that. He already
Speaker 1: was him before he was put in my womb. He
Speaker 1: chose me. I ain't choose him. So I'm not choosing
Speaker 1: to put that nigger name on me now. So he
Speaker 1: could grow up to be a band and now I
Speaker 1: got to walk around with a and armor on my arms.
Speaker 1: I would give my babies like little footprint or something
Speaker 1: like that, not names. I'm not getting nobody name on me.
Speaker 1: They really would have to die and they have to
Speaker 1: be like a sad situation. So but they have to die,
Speaker 1: y'all in a relationship together and be a tattoo somebody
Speaker 1: name on Yeah, I'm not a tattooed these young girls,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. They were on Live and
Speaker 1: somebody in the comments said, um, you should get whatever
Speaker 1: it is God, what is his name? You should get
Speaker 1: his name tattooed on you. She is. Don't be concerned
Speaker 1: about people business. I don't give a funk about people
Speaker 1: doing dumb ship and that that's our then dumb bit
Speaker 1: story for the day, because don't be putting all these
Speaker 1: young boys like you want to get thirty and you're
Speaker 1: gonna look back and be like, man, what the funk
Speaker 1: was I doing. Those men that you fucking with now,
Speaker 1: they can't even see your pussy in ten years, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So just be selective and keep them regrets to a minimum,
Speaker 1: Like those tattoos will definitely be regretts. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to go through our necessary pain and give them covered up.
Speaker 1: And what man wants to marry a bit who has
Speaker 1: multiple men tattooed on her body, reading it on her
Speaker 1: back while you're hitting it for the bag, right, it's
Speaker 1: a John John. Let's see like John John. To listen,
Speaker 1: these new this new generation, these motherfucker's is all purpose
Speaker 1: girls day with the men, they with the women. It's
Speaker 1: like an open thing, like are you bisexual? Like Itau's
Speaker 1: just what the fund is. I don't know, y'all. I
Speaker 1: don't am I being judging to these because I mean,
Speaker 1: I just be concerned about the longevity of our race,
Speaker 1: and I just think a lot of things that's going
Speaker 1: on right now is going to really hinder that. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm just concerned about. They're pregnant. Everybody pregnant right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. We're still making
Speaker 1: it ain't enough though, And guess what niggas is making
Speaker 1: babies faster than black people. And what I mean by that,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about people who haven't got no productive ship
Speaker 1: going on. All he got is time to fuck. They
Speaker 1: make babies ten times faster than and educated, smart black,
Speaker 1: not affluent. Nothing to do with money, just the mentality
Speaker 1: somebody who can actually raise They just have children. Listen,
Speaker 1: Project pussy make a lot of churn. Do I just
Speaker 1: have to you have to like Project pussy must be different, girl,
Speaker 1: girl sire used to crazy. It's all the same. Oh
Speaker 1: my pussy different. Your pussy the same. No, I mean pussy.
Speaker 1: It's pussy. It don't matter where the neighborhood you live.
Speaker 1: Let's pussy taste a little bit different because the bits
Speaker 1: got kerosene, heater has that her pussy better than mine.
Speaker 1: No keros makeing marinate a little different. So girlfriends and I,
Speaker 1: we love you. Here we talk back. If you want
Speaker 1: to make your body a scroll for these niggers, I
Speaker 1: ain't mad at you do you booboo, but just try
Speaker 1: to keep your regrets to a minimum. Sis. That's all
Speaker 1: we want, all right. I'm about to get up out
Speaker 1: of here, stide, get my booty rug. Oh you got
Speaker 1: a massage set up. Yeah, I'm going to Well, I
Speaker 1: don't think they're gonna robe my booty, but you're gonna
Speaker 1: ask them. You're gonna try to corhurst them into it. No,
Speaker 1: last time I did that, I got in trouble. How
Speaker 1: much this? See if that? See if they're gonna charge
Speaker 1: you don't even massage? I want to do one. Is
Speaker 1: that a thing? Are you only massage? Yeah? Yes, it
Speaker 1: is a thing. Are you like you only like my vagina? Yes?
Speaker 1: And I want one? That sounds like prostitution? They selling?
Speaker 1: Hold on, who's selling it? I'm selling it all. They're
Speaker 1: selling like the massage. Should have put the massage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta pay for that. But how is that prostitution?
Speaker 1: They're using their hand because you're gonna come on y massage.
Speaker 1: It's a different type of orgasm. You're gonna rode my
Speaker 1: pussy and I ain't gonna come. It's like a deep
Speaker 1: tissue pussy meditation massage. I don't come my prayer for
Speaker 1: this service. Oh I do want to your only massage? Man,
Speaker 1: I'm awaiting. I swear to God. Okay, there is a
Speaker 1: place in Charlotte that does you only massages, but they
Speaker 1: don't do it themselves. They guide like they have partners
Speaker 1: coming and they'll guide the partner on how to do
Speaker 1: it to the to the female, the guy to die
Speaker 1: or the woman or whatever, how to do it to
Speaker 1: the the problem. And it's bullshit. I ain't got no partner.
Speaker 1: What are y'all better get y'all fingers dirty. I ain't
Speaker 1: coming here for y'all to tell another nigga how to
Speaker 1: run my pussy. I'm come here for y'all professionals around
Speaker 1: my pussy, right and look, you're gonna walk up in
Speaker 1: a massage par like here rubbing pussy. Excuse me, I'll
Speaker 1: be for the pussy bro. Hey, I'm about a pussy
Speaker 1: rob at the group on? How about the thirty five
Speaker 1: minute pussy rub off? A group with Christine? Some Indian
Speaker 1: bitch like listen, I don't know who it is, but
Speaker 1: I'm ready, r I need to take everything off it
Speaker 1: just my bottom let me know right now? All right, y'all,
Speaker 1: we're about to get the funk up the heir. So
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