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Speaker 1: Jagomo calling this to order. All right, we are calling
Speaker 1: this back into order. Is everyone excited for someone show?
Speaker 1: I mean, the lucky thing for us is we now
Speaker 1: have skittles on the table. We asked one gut damn thing.
Speaker 1: Now we got our skittles on the table. Okay, so guys,
Speaker 1: what do we think of that first half? Come on?
Speaker 1: Who funks with Desposito? Now? I will say fund with Desposito?
Speaker 1: Did not funk with Desposito until Michelle took me to church.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think i've heard it in full.
Speaker 1: Oh it's good? Is it good? It's good? We like? Okay?
Speaker 1: Front Row says, yes, I'm down for it. To start
Speaker 1: this next half off, we have invited a special guest
Speaker 1: that's going to be coming to the stage right now. Now.
Speaker 1: This person is last I don't think so, honey, lives
Speaker 1: lost culture, restous Icon Award winner, and he's about to
Speaker 1: take the stage and truly show us what an icon
Speaker 1: is and what a lost cultures that is. He is
Speaker 1: a lost culture? Is that in heart and in our minds.
Speaker 1: And he's coming to the stage right now. And his
Speaker 1: name is Pat again Patrick, the nd guys. Pat is
Speaker 1: here and he's gonna do it. I don't think so honey. Now, Pat,
Speaker 1: do you have a pre selected topic right now? Or
Speaker 1: would you like to go into the bowl. First of all,
Speaker 1: I just want to say in my guards, the Icon
Speaker 1: Award words are so silly and I'm so embarrassed. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with um. I just thought I'm doing this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the pre selected, pre selected. He's
Speaker 1: gonna go free select the topic. This is Pat Regans.
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, an Icon Award winner because
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, awards just
Speaker 1: as it like, I don't think so honey. These young girls,
Speaker 1: these young girls today coming up. I went on a
Speaker 1: date recently with him, like a nineteen year old n
Speaker 1: y U grad boy. And up he was telling me
Speaker 1: about the amazing year he had. I wasn't having a
Speaker 1: great year, he said, you know. And and then he
Speaker 1: was talking about how much he booked, and I was like, congrauns,
Speaker 1: that's huge. And then his phone buzzed on the table.
Speaker 1: He said, he interrupted himself and said, just booked something.
Speaker 1: These young girls, these young girls all over gay Instagram.
Speaker 1: These young girls are my gay Instagram feed photos. You
Speaker 1: might like, We're like, you want to come right now?
Speaker 1: You know, these young girls on my Instagram. Get off
Speaker 1: Instagram five seconds. Keep going. I invented being twenty three.
Speaker 1: That's what I don't think so, honey. I was the
Speaker 1: first twenty three year old, and I will be the
Speaker 1: last twenty three year old. Bitch. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: The young girl up go your mom's and your dad's
Speaker 1: and that's why that's that's an Icon Award winner right there.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. These young girls referring to
Speaker 1: young gay men. His young girl's coming up. That's so funny, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Shall we resume the regular part of the show. Thank you?
Speaker 1: Here we go our next group is called sand prawn.
Speaker 1: Sand prawn prawns you would find in the sand. Give
Speaker 1: it up for Annie Donley, Yes, yes, yes, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the hat, Oh my god, stop everything, this treat to me.
Speaker 1: Look at how a loop she is. She doesn't care,
Speaker 1: she doesn't give a funk about being here. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: keep going. Give it up for Tyler Coats, Tyler, give
Speaker 1: it Adam gold Man up card again. Yes, give it
Speaker 1: up for Joel Para Perez. Look at that staff, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And Greg cos attack crag. Oh my god, Annie,
Speaker 1: you're surrounding this is a good looking and you are
Speaker 1: drowning in this hunk. This is a treat to her.
Speaker 1: I love the theater, and she's gonna love taking the mic,
Speaker 1: Annie an Yes, okay, Hi, yes, chocolate cake and hee's
Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or from the bowl, Annie Johnny's.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Matt Rogers and bowing yet, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Andy. Why do you think that you get
Speaker 1: to tell us about culture? What? I don't think so? Honey?
Speaker 1: You are you act like you're the only two gay
Speaker 1: people in the whole world. There are so many other
Speaker 1: gay people gens Kelly Clarkson, I don't think so, Honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Matt Rogers, mac Can, I
Speaker 1: hang out with you. Everybody who hangs out with you
Speaker 1: gets famous except for you. Oh, I don't think Sony,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. By Yangney sponsored by Spoke
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Speaker 1: if you want to get fucked, one eight hundred contacts, Honey,
Speaker 1: one night hundred contacts hunting. I've read that show. I
Speaker 1: have had it. Oh my god, thanks so honey, if
Speaker 1: you want to put my voice on your podcast, you
Speaker 1: better sign me away for honey, because I haven't seen
Speaker 1: on backstage that a cheap beer. I've had it. That's
Speaker 1: one miss. Officially, I have had it, she said. Officially,
Speaker 1: she read us, I am not famous and bone house
Speaker 1: glasses and I don't get fun. We have been read.
Speaker 1: That was I'm sorry. That was a record that clocked
Speaker 1: in at a record one minute in seven second. We
Speaker 1: said nothing, said nothing. We let it go. We were
Speaker 1: two shell shocked, unbelievable us. But please welcome to the stage.
Speaker 1: Another treat Tyler, Tyler, come here we go bitch. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Okay, so Tyler really nice, not being mean
Speaker 1: to you. Okay, that's a technicality, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: So Tyler, are we doing pre selected? Are we doing
Speaker 1: the bull? We're doing pre selected? Okay, I got that.
Speaker 1: I got that. Time starts right now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Everyone who tells me I look like Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Speaker 1: the last seven fucking years of my life have been
Speaker 1: a nightmare because none of you are the first person
Speaker 1: to tell me I fucking no, because I see my
Speaker 1: face every jack. I can't go on a Southwest flight
Speaker 1: and being the fucking b group without someone being like,
Speaker 1: are you a fucking millionaire? No, I'm on a fucking
Speaker 1: megabus in the sky behind forty people. I can't go
Speaker 1: out to a fucking Apple store and buy an overpriced
Speaker 1: computer without a genius coming up to me and being like,
Speaker 1: I want to shake your hand. I'm such a fan
Speaker 1: of what my my amazing cultural criticism online, my tent
Speaker 1: underrated web series disappointing gave us friendship doesn't plug. It's
Speaker 1: because he thinks I look like at five time emmy
Speaker 1: loser Jesse Tyler fergus five time, Mammy Loser, Jesse Tyler,
Speaker 1: Ferguson bread to filth. Here tonight Tyler cos unbelievable. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Here we go. Moving forward, we have Adam
Speaker 1: Goldman Cardigan Queen. What do you think, Adam? I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a pre selected topic. Here we go, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Everything you wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning, you go to get on the subway. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've noticed. The subway is a literal
Speaker 1: state of emergency right now. It always feels like some shitty,
Speaker 1: gritty nightmare flashback from a Lester Steven Spielberg movie. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, the subway system. You get up,
Speaker 1: you go to work. You're listening to a podcast on
Speaker 1: your way to work. It's all blue apron ads. Now,
Speaker 1: you guys are good though. I don't think so, honey, apron.
Speaker 1: You go to work. Do you know what an office is.
Speaker 1: It's a big hot room where people who don't like
Speaker 1: each other fart quietly for day, NonStop. Pull out your phone.
Speaker 1: You find out Donald Trump accidentally blew up the moon.
Speaker 1: Can't look at that. Go on your lunch break. Where
Speaker 1: do you go? Where do you go. You go to Chippotle, Queen,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. You live in New York.
Speaker 1: Chippotle is dog food and guacamole is I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: What are you a top? You go home on the
Speaker 1: hell train, You make your blue apron because the podcast
Speaker 1: told you too. You curl up in the fetal position
Speaker 1: in front of West World until eleven thirty pm, when
Speaker 1: you can take your melotone in, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: is a placebo. I don't think so, honey. Melatonin is
Speaker 1: a placebo. It's a joke. Okay, here me go. Wow,
Speaker 1: he's thoughts. This is a great time to mention that
Speaker 1: we have two raffles going on tonight. This is true.
Speaker 1: A second raffle is through Spoke. If you download the app,
Speaker 1: you can enter to in a two fifty dollar gift
Speaker 1: certificate to Chippotle and people who are still afraid of Chippotle,
Speaker 1: who still stigmatize it. I don't think so, honey. It's
Speaker 1: been well documented. I have one that's on the pod.
Speaker 1: Just listen to it. Um, thank you. That was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: And next, coming to the mic, we have Joel Perez. Yes,
Speaker 1: Joel Hi, Joel, Hello, here we go. Hello, he says,
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? I have something pre selected? Okay,
Speaker 1: I love that, and Joel, your time starts right now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Seltzer water. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it's just water with bubbles. Okay, I say, fuck you Lacroix,
Speaker 1: fuck you Vintage, fuck you. You know because actually, growing up,
Speaker 1: growing up, whenever people got Seltzer water is because they
Speaker 1: were rich. So actually I think that Seltzer water is classist.
Speaker 1: You just gonna go out and say that. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say that, maybe it's classist. So but but here's
Speaker 1: a really big admission I have to make. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm Puerto Rican and we are not a Seltzer loving people. Okay. However,
Speaker 1: something happened. I turned thirty years old, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden I had this unquenchable thirst for Seltzer. I
Speaker 1: blame that on gentrification. That is the gentrification of my
Speaker 1: of my taste buds, gentrification of my taste buds. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it. I don't want to make it all
Speaker 1: about gentrification, but sometimes it happens. So fuck you, Seltzer Water.
Speaker 1: I love you, but I hate you as well thinking,
Speaker 1: that's one minute gentrification moving into our taste buds. Unbelievable, Joel.
Speaker 1: And next up we have Greg. Yeah, I'm on baby, Yes, Greg,
Speaker 1: Greg is the hero of the night. Greg is Greg.
Speaker 1: Greg swooped in and is saving the day? Greg? What's
Speaker 1: it going to be predetermined or relected? Here we go.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Designing
Speaker 1: with Christmas lights, okay, bitch. If it's on Pinterest, it's
Speaker 1: automatically a no. I don't want to see no fucking
Speaker 1: barn asked wedding wrenched in Christmas lights from head to chow.
Speaker 1: I want to see the wagon wheels, I want to
Speaker 1: see the rafters, and I want to see the straw.
Speaker 1: Don't try to hide it, bitch. The first, the fastest
Speaker 1: way that you can tell someone has no perspective is
Speaker 1: if they put Christmas lights on it. You put in
Speaker 1: your dorm room, You're done, gets, We're done. When you
Speaker 1: see Christmas lights and a fucking TV show, you know
Speaker 1: that production designer had no idea what they were doing.
Speaker 1: I see you, Emmy Romind transparent. Yes, the was right.
Speaker 1: Every scene actor Christmas lights in the background tears. I
Speaker 1: know you're manipulative. I guess fuck you Christmas lights. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, that one man, grag Cas attack,
Speaker 1: give it up for San Prawns. My apartment has Christmas
Speaker 1: lights and a sand lamp. Okay, a salt lamp. Salt
Speaker 1: lamb give whatever Notley Tyler Goats, Adam Goldman, Joel Perez,
Speaker 1: grag Craft. Unbelievable. Wow, the San Prawns really started us
Speaker 1: off strong there. But now it's time for this group,
Speaker 1: which is called five Gays. Welcome, Ben ramol Our, Welcome,
Speaker 1: Danny Visconti, welcome, Bobby Hankinson, Welcome Branley Price, come on baby,
Speaker 1: and welcome Gabe gun Dollas. Five guards. Okay, five games
Speaker 1: up on stage. Here we go and the first game
Speaker 1: Ben Rumlaur, come on, bitch, Hi. Oh but wait, we
Speaker 1: have to read it here. Give me that, give me
Speaker 1: the one one. This is the one, because it stand
Speaker 1: at the mic. You must be surprised when I say it.
Speaker 1: I want to see the shock gratest on your face
Speaker 1: when I say put the head on the The audiences
Speaker 1: created my hair. Yeah, but you know what, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: your I don't think so many topic is the war?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think so, honey. The war. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I have had enough wars in my lifetime. Okay. My
Speaker 1: great grandparents had World War One, my grandparents had World
Speaker 1: War Two. My parents sort of had Vietnam. But they
Speaker 1: were like Jewish and in college and stuff, and I
Speaker 1: am not ready to deal with the war. I remember
Speaker 1: with Iraq the first time, with the listening to the
Speaker 1: phones in school, you know, and you could see the
Speaker 1: fucked things bombs going off, and it was great it happened.
Speaker 1: But that's in the past. I don't even Korea and Guam.
Speaker 1: What's the problem there already was a Korean War. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys know that, but and there
Speaker 1: a lot of Korean people were like refugees and came
Speaker 1: here and so like, we're all good with Korean now, Okay.
Speaker 1: I go to the barbecue, dokay b in Williamsburg. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: You cook your own food. There's no tension whatsoever. Our
Speaker 1: cultures are together. I don't think so. Yes, that's what. Then,
Speaker 1: as far as we know, when the restaurants and things
Speaker 1: are true, things are chill. Guys. Give it up for
Speaker 1: Danny Wisconsanny. Here we go, we go Danny. All right, yes,
Speaker 1: exactly like that, you look, Danny Viscontis. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Times starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who
Speaker 1: post on Facebook that they just got some really exciting
Speaker 1: news that they can't wait to share, bitch, No, you didn't.
Speaker 1: That is as if I came here tonight and said
Speaker 1: I have a really important I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: that I can't wait to share later. Also, I think
Speaker 1: if you're exciting news is that you're participating in a
Speaker 1: twenty nine hour reading of a scaled down version of sustical.
Speaker 1: You need to review the definitions of exciting and news, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't there. Listen, if you were doing anything exciting
Speaker 1: in the theater world, I would hear about it, not
Speaker 1: through a series of cryptic tweets on Earth, cryptic posts
Speaker 1: on Facebook, but from Frank to Leela's Goddamn Mouth to
Speaker 1: New York One and God's goddamn ears. Honey, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Also, I'm gonna lump in people who are
Speaker 1: excited to finally announce something, bitch. Why is it so
Speaker 1: important for you to know that, for you to know
Speaker 1: that I was waiting for it, this Lee. Honestly, your
Speaker 1: fifty four below show is not a government secret. I
Speaker 1: don't think so one minute. Not a government secret. Everyone welcome,
Speaker 1: Bobby Hankinson, motherfucker, motherfucker. Look at this culture. It fits
Speaker 1: like Yes, that looks amazing and good with the shirt,
Speaker 1: thank you, podcast or a visual medium thank you? Alright,
Speaker 1: So what do you think I am doing? Pre selected? Okay,
Speaker 1: pre selected and your time starts now? I don't think
Speaker 1: so many Rita aura okay? Have the people here don't
Speaker 1: even know who you are? And that is why I
Speaker 1: have so many questions? Okay? First of all, are you
Speaker 1: an actress? You had four lines in the Fifty Shades
Speaker 1: movies okay, and not being the worst part of that
Speaker 1: series does not get you a spot at the met Ball,
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay? You want to try to step in
Speaker 1: the Tyra Banks heels? Are you kidding me? On a
Speaker 1: season of Top Model that didn't even have a plus
Speaker 1: size model representing for the fiercely real girls out there?
Speaker 1: Do you wanted to file the specter of Tyra Mill
Speaker 1: with a RITA alert that you are filming on your
Speaker 1: front facing camera because they will not give you a tripod? Bitch? Okay?
Speaker 1: And no, and now you're hosting boy band. You're not
Speaker 1: a boy you make it a band? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Your biggest musical accomplishment is making Iggy Azalea song worse.
Speaker 1: Thank you widow, because like a spider, you're hiding in
Speaker 1: every corner and nobody wants you here. Thank you, Manute, Rita,
Speaker 1: Aura you, Madelia song worse. That was one of those
Speaker 1: we wanted to hear it and we didn't know we
Speaker 1: wanted it, and we wanted. Here we go. Brantley, Bryce, Brantley, Bryce,
Speaker 1: let's go give it up. Give it up for Brantley.
Speaker 1: Are we wearing this hat or what put that hat on?
Speaker 1: For sure? Yes? Because we have the hair in the
Speaker 1: front set handsome. Yeah, No, we love It's great. What
Speaker 1: are you alright? Guys? What are you doing? Pre selected
Speaker 1: to the Bowl? M P pre selected Brantley Bryce. I
Speaker 1: don't think so many time starts now, Uh, guys that
Speaker 1: wear boxer shorts for underwear. It's seventeen. Everybody's doing anyalin
Speaker 1: eating ask so I feel like everyone should dress the part.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like as a game man,
Speaker 1: the fact that I can wear a jockstrap, a thong,
Speaker 1: a bikini brief. I have all these options and not
Speaker 1: fil judge. I just think that straight dude should get
Speaker 1: on board. That's where I'm at. That's the thing, right,
Speaker 1: Like I knew for me when I saw Josh Hartnett
Speaker 1: do a a photo shoot. Second he was wearing briefs
Speaker 1: and I was like that he's hot, and I was like, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take after that for sure. And I've not
Speaker 1: looked back ever since. I actually placed I placed an
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Speaker 1: they were yes, where there you go? Where you get
Speaker 1: the photo? Where's this? I would throw these into the crowd,
Speaker 1: but it's smiling clothes Brandley Bryce, everybody, Rice setting an
Speaker 1: example for us, all all you straight in mind. I
Speaker 1: want you to look at that. I want you to
Speaker 1: take no, take no, get out your little moleskins. Get
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Speaker 1: can It's time. It's time for gay. Hi baby, such flare,
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Speaker 1: the new look. This is huge, yes, huge model it
Speaker 1: There we go. We got it, gape. Okay, what's gonna be.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling it. I'm feeling the hat. I want to
Speaker 1: do the trollball. Yes, it's been neglected. It's been neglected. Yeah. Backstage,
Speaker 1: someone tried to talk me into doing the two of you,
Speaker 1: and I almost did it. We've already been read. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: right exactly your I don't think so, honey. Topic is baseball.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, baseball. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, baseball because when I was
Speaker 1: growing up, my gay ass was forced to watch baseball
Speaker 1: games by every single one of my fucking Puerto Rican uncles.
Speaker 1: Sure being sucking, honey, I don't think so. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I don't think so, honey, because I'm sitting
Speaker 1: down watching baseball with my uncle's I'm getting a hard
Speaker 1: on from watching men's bulges visibly emerging from what looked
Speaker 1: like jeggings. Why is everyone playing baseball wearing jeggings for
Speaker 1: a seconds? Only? Are they jackings? Are like capri length?
Speaker 1: Why do they go to the middle of your calf?
Speaker 1: Why is your suck that high? You look like every
Speaker 1: fifteen year old boy. I want to fuck and it
Speaker 1: makes me uncomfortable. I don't think so, honey, baseball, because
Speaker 1: I was forced to play it. I was so bad.
Speaker 1: The coach suggested I get glasses, and I did need glasses,
Speaker 1: and then I put them on and my gay ass
Speaker 1: was still. I don't think so, honey, Baseball. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, baseball. Give it up for five games.
Speaker 1: For the five games, Daddy Mascontin, Bobby Hankinson, Rice and
Speaker 1: gave Gonzalez wowow wow, I'm at least five games really
Speaker 1: brought it to the to the to the hilt. I
Speaker 1: couldn't find my words there at all. Me and this
Speaker 1: girl are like, yeah, we know sometimes we can't find
Speaker 1: our words. Me and this girl right there, let me
Speaker 1: tell you. Okay, guys, it's time for the next group.
Speaker 1: These are the garden wolves. The garden wolves. You know
Speaker 1: how we know how wolves are in the garden. Sometimes
Speaker 1: in the garden. You know, when you go in your garden,
Speaker 1: you have to really look around because you don't know
Speaker 1: about the wolves, you know, right there, Lauren, Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: give it up for Shane O'Neil, this garden wolf, Spooky
Speaker 1: Rachel Pegras, Superstar, Henry Russell, Berg scene. Yes, Batch, Barbara model,
Speaker 1: the shirt model, the shirt shirt bar of course, we
Speaker 1: have Daniel Limpet's Daniel Way. Yes, look at this, go
Speaker 1: oh my god, this group. You are your Sandals, yes, Fox,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, all right, you know what. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get to those later, but please welcome to the Mike
Speaker 1: Shane Nel Yes, Shane, Yes, Shane, Shane, Shane. It's so good, Shane.
Speaker 1: We're having a really fun time. Really, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? Are you gonna do the bull? Are you
Speaker 1: gonna do it? I got something to get off, my chick,
Speaker 1: get it off. He's got something, he's got something. His
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Guys on
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Speaker 1: in their profile, what the funk are you doing on
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Speaker 1: Now I don't think this will fit on my don't
Speaker 1: know what? Yes, Piper, is it going to be pre
Speaker 1: selected or from the bowl. Wow. You know, up until
Speaker 1: this moment, I was gonna do pre selection when I'm
Speaker 1: feeling crazy. Oh wow, you see what's in her eyes.
Speaker 1: She's feeling crazy. Yes, and you're feeling crazy. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you something crazy. Okay, Okay, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Both Michelle Williams is wow and the time starts now Wow.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Michelle Williams. I don't know
Speaker 1: the second one. I don't know which one I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of even at this moment. Is it the one that
Speaker 1: was in education? On education? I don't know how that
Speaker 1: was a Michelle? Wow? Who was that carry bag? Nor?
Speaker 1: You win something? Michelle is a basic name. Know Beyonce?
Speaker 1: Who is the third? Who is the fourth? You don't
Speaker 1: even know? You don't even know the boy that Destiny's trial.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Michelle will your business Michelle?
Speaker 1: Is it? One? L? Is it too? I got a
Speaker 1: sister in law with the Michelle. She's got a two L.
Speaker 1: Get five seconds. There's no reason for a double L.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. It is redundant. You know the L sound
Speaker 1: is Oh, I don't know how that's why? Who knew
Speaker 1: I don't don't even name Michelle. Unbelievable. I think Michelle
Speaker 1: with one el is Machayley. Michayley, like the Italian Michayley,
Speaker 1: like Michael, like the Italian. Yes, it's like, do you
Speaker 1: know the Italian Michael? Please welcome? I think, what do
Speaker 1: you think? You know what? I think? The next enough
Speaker 1: is Henry Russell burn I had a friend named Michayley
Speaker 1: when I was in middle school and he was Italian.
Speaker 1: He spelled it with one eln. Okay, Henry, what do
Speaker 1: we think, babe? Um? Well, I just want to say that, uh,
Speaker 1: it's okay that I wasn't in the five gays group.
Speaker 1: I do want to say that older bodies can be
Speaker 1: sexualized bodies. Now now it's not mine. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: But after there is a whole life to live. Oh yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: thank you, But I'm going to do preselective Henry Russell
Speaker 1: Burgstein's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People who upload sex videos to
Speaker 1: x Tube without sound, I have had a long day
Speaker 1: and I want to relax. If I wanted to watch
Speaker 1: porn without sound, I'd do it at work. You think
Speaker 1: you're silent. Porn is somehow better. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You are not Norma Desmond. I grew up in a
Speaker 1: poor household in the eighties without a v v c R.
Speaker 1: I know what it's like to jerk off to a magazine,
Speaker 1: and honey, I don't think so. Good men and women
Speaker 1: have fought for the right to free speech or let
Speaker 1: your voice be heard. I pay a lot of moneies
Speaker 1: and work a lot of hours to afford a New
Speaker 1: York City apartment so that I can hear and last loudly,
Speaker 1: your glory, whole, amateur, poor, Let your voice be heard,
Speaker 1: No think so, Henry Russellberg. Let your voice be heard,
Speaker 1: sing out. I am excited for this. Everyone. Welcome Daniel
Speaker 1: Lempert to the microphone. Cutie dot com though all right here, Yes,
Speaker 1: we're doing pre selected? Are we doing bowl? I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do pre selected? Okay, this is Daniel Lamperts.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. People who wear sunglasses on the subway, listen, bitch.
Speaker 1: I know you think you're better than the rest of us,
Speaker 1: but you are not. Okay, this is a rush hour cube, bitch,
Speaker 1: if you were somewhat of importance, you'd be in a
Speaker 1: Cara helicopter. Okay, bitch, alright, let's say okay. And the
Speaker 1: other thing is it looks like you don't know how
Speaker 1: sunglasses work or you don't know where you are, and
Speaker 1: that is concerning bitch. Okay, listen, this is not sandrope.
Speaker 1: You are not at the oscars like Jack Wilson. Bitch. Okay,
Speaker 1: this was a train that was created in the honey,
Speaker 1: and this is where people come to. Okay, seconds, there
Speaker 1: was a there was a baby in our car, and
Speaker 1: it only knows how to say yes to know what
Speaker 1: is reading everyone in the filth, bitch, and you are
Speaker 1: not excluded, honey. Now listen. Maybe you say I'm trying
Speaker 1: to hide my identity into that, I say, bitch, I
Speaker 1: can still see eighty percent of your face. Honey. Okay, listen.
Speaker 1: If you really wanted to hide, put a wig on, bitch.
Speaker 1: It's called alias. Now listen, there are a couple of
Speaker 1: reasons that why you can wear sunglasses on the train,
Speaker 1: and I will allowt for them. Your eyes have been
Speaker 1: fucking dilated by an optometrist, and bitch, my thoughts are
Speaker 1: with you because that can be concerning. That's one minute.
Speaker 1: The only reason I need to hear the other four.
Speaker 1: There's five reasons, but we only know one. You want
Speaker 1: to know the other four. Google it, bitch, google it, bitch. Guys,
Speaker 1: please welcome. She's wearing socks and sandals. Yes, comfy yea
Speaker 1: to check? Yeah? Check check? Are we doing the troll ball?
Speaker 1: What do you all think? Trouble? Let's okay, anyway, here
Speaker 1: we go. So I'm picking and okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: you're I don't think so Honey is on Marsha Gayhearden?
Speaker 1: Are you familiar? Are you aware who that is? I don't?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean people seems like people don't know.
Speaker 1: Do people know who Marsha Gayhearden is? Do you know
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do? Another one? Because fuck Marsha gayheardened?
Speaker 1: She she got silence from you guys, And that's okay,
Speaker 1: this is a good one. You're I don't think so
Speaker 1: Honey is Obama's daughters Malia and Sasha. But your time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so Honey trouball how a
Speaker 1: black woman? I will do what I want. You want
Speaker 1: me to disrespect Malijah Sasha. Fuck you. Fuck you not today.
Speaker 1: I believe in Beyonce, I believe in Michelle, I believe
Speaker 1: in black What bad is that? I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: No stand Tom. You want me to live my life.
Speaker 1: We shall overcome. We shall overcome sextism, We shall overcome racism.
Speaker 1: Five second, five seconds, we shall overcome bullshit. Fuck you
Speaker 1: man an amazing, amazing. We deserve that, We deserve that.
Speaker 1: We should never have put Sasha Emilia in this ball.
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Speaker 1: and the first to the mic, Tessa Scar Come on, Tessa,
Speaker 1: so what do you think do you think? Well? I've
Speaker 1: prepared one, okay, pre selected, So Tessa, your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Park Slope kids. Fuck you kids,
Speaker 1: I don't have to be nice too, because you're a
Speaker 1: fucking kid. You're a fucking rich asshole, and I'll tell
Speaker 1: it to you in your face. I used to be
Speaker 1: a nanny in Park Slope and I got fired because
Speaker 1: I swore it too much in front of those kids.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, woman, you did not make a sacrifice
Speaker 1: by leaving your law firm. Who has your one? Fucking kids? Pitches?
Speaker 1: They have full time nanny's and they that they are
Speaker 1: our motherfucking Teresa, my faith in humanity. One time a
Speaker 1: kid got hit by a car in front of the
Speaker 1: place where I was babysitting, and I felt nothing kids.
Speaker 1: Five seconds kid died and I felt nothing. That's that's
Speaker 1: one minute Tessa's garret and now ray, So, oh my god,
Speaker 1: y ray, what's it gonna be? Never been that mad
Speaker 1: at anything? Oh man, get mad though. Hey, you guys
Speaker 1: are gonna have to give me some right. Here we go,
Speaker 1: the troll ball, it's happening. Okay, So I'm picking, I'm picking.
Speaker 1: Here we go. What's this gonna be okay, Oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be And I don't think it's gonna be, honey,
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Moss, the star of mad Men in the head
Speaker 1: Mate's tail and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Oh you science diligence ass bitch? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Locking bitches up? You can't be no feminist and you
Speaker 1: don't want Tom Cruise to come out the closet because
Speaker 1: some ailien is gonna eat your bray. Fuck that ship.
Speaker 1: That's just wild. Hey, hey, Elizabeth mok. Top of the
Speaker 1: Lake is whack. It's boring. I'm sorry, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care about New Zealand. They've got sheep and
Speaker 1: I don't like them. I don't know. Tell you, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Look, Peggy bought a brown Stone
Speaker 1: in Harlem. She is the first gentrifier, Peggy Peggy. Fuck
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Moss. Fuck Elizabeth Moss for fucking Fred Armison. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you worry, talented guy. Five second, why use your puss?
Speaker 1: He wisely, Lady, that's the one that raynny everybody number
Speaker 1: one of culture. Use your pussy wisely, unbelievable. Oh and
Speaker 1: he has ready. It's Joe, Joe Castle Baker. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Joe, Joe,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking? First of all, how are you
Speaker 1: so good? Oh? Good? I gotta admit I'm a pre Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're pre pre, this is Joe Castle Baker's pre.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Time starts now, I Joe,
Speaker 1: do dot z out think so honey. Long books like
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, read my lips. I can't read. Okay, I
Speaker 1: can't read, So I'll open a book, left through a
Speaker 1: few pages so you see, and then I'm done. Okay,
Speaker 1: who's reading long books? You tell me you actually read
Speaker 1: infinite Jess, don't you have better ship to do? Dar God,
Speaker 1: make a fucking movie. If you want to write a
Speaker 1: long book, people will fucking care all. I mean, I'll
Speaker 1: make an Instagram video. I'm sure you can consolidate it
Speaker 1: or fucking tweet. I love Twitter. I love Fortune Cookies,
Speaker 1: I love skywriting, I love all of that. It's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's one Castle Baker. Too many books, not enough
Speaker 1: Fortune cookies. Wow, Okay, it's time for Lena. I'm binder.
Speaker 1: Come on, ah, Lena, I can't wait wait, wait, let's
Speaker 1: just take a look let's take a second and see
Speaker 1: what's on Lena's waist. No talk, no touch, please please
Speaker 1: ignore me, please? That does That only applies when I'm
Speaker 1: on the street walking my great Dane and you're a
Speaker 1: man trying to talk to me. There you go. I
Speaker 1: was a late addition, and um, the first thing that
Speaker 1: popped into my vitriolic organ was this. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: People who spray ax deodorant on the train when we
Speaker 1: are inside the train, you are a terrorist. You're a
Speaker 1: domestic terrorists. That is chemical warfare against me. The doors
Speaker 1: are closed and clare the closing doors. Please, everything except
Speaker 1: for the particulate matter you just jetts it into the
Speaker 1: air that is searing my lungs. I don't care about
Speaker 1: the person next to me is eating the halal card
Speaker 1: food because that is something you can digest. You cannot
Speaker 1: take the battery acid out of the air and expect
Speaker 1: me to process that without having a visceral reaction. Ax deodorant.
Speaker 1: That ship is so loud, I can hear it. I
Speaker 1: hate that. I don't want you to fucking exercise your
Speaker 1: right to do the most effortless amount of toxic masculinity.
Speaker 1: You can wow pressing your index finger on a canister
Speaker 1: and enveloping yourself in a cloud. If I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck. If you're on your way to a job
Speaker 1: interview and you use acts, you are fired before you
Speaker 1: even get the job. Fuck you axt deodorant, body spray.
Speaker 1: I hate you. That's Lena ironbinderdorant. No, and now Chali
Speaker 1: was sharp, Come on, yes, free selected or this bowl? Um,
Speaker 1: I've I've decided on a on a topic. It's very
Speaker 1: important to me. Good good, We can't wait. This is
Speaker 1: Leira Sharps. I don't think so, honey, time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. White people who only clap
Speaker 1: on the one in the three y'all list killing me.
Speaker 1: Y'all's killing me. We made we made house music for you.
Speaker 1: It's literally this, how are you fucking that up? Not
Speaker 1: everything's a polka. Now look, I understand, I understand that
Speaker 1: there's bluegrass and you gotta clap on the one in
Speaker 1: the three there, but what is your foot doing? Goes
Speaker 1: down to two and the four that's where the soul
Speaker 1: is listen to. You got the feet killing me? And
Speaker 1: this also goes for any white person who sings that
Speaker 1: has had a hard time, and once they come out
Speaker 1: of it, they put a gospel choire in the back
Speaker 1: of their song. Now, y'all up there in the studio,
Speaker 1: you clap it on the one of three. They don't
Speaker 1: even know where to sway is bullshit? Just I knew
Speaker 1: from a little girl watching television. And I turned to
Speaker 1: my father and I said, Papa, five seconds, why are
Speaker 1: all the white people wrong? And he said that's a
Speaker 1: question that may never be answered. That get that up
Speaker 1: for this dropt rule number one and two. Culture. Listen
Speaker 1: to your goddamn feet. Listen your feet, Testa, Scara Ray
Speaker 1: Sonny Joe Castle Baker lead, hide by Sharp. Now y'all,
Speaker 1: this is our final group. So given love. This group
Speaker 1: is called U C. B. Torco. Give it up for
Speaker 1: Morgan Miller. Give it up for Timothy Done. There's Morgan.
Speaker 1: Where's Timothy? Come on? Tim Done? Where you at? Okay? Wonderful? Done?
Speaker 1: Give it up for Sarah Grace, motherfucking well Borne. Give
Speaker 1: it up for Opera tay Back, and give it up
Speaker 1: for the one and only Joshua D Sharp josh josh Sharp, Yes,
Speaker 1: betch now, this is this is it, you guys. I
Speaker 1: started a lot of heat from this group. Alright, Morgan Miller,
Speaker 1: morg you're doing pre selecting the ball, you know. I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go pre selectual. Okay, Morgan Miller's I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Girl who won't let me go down on her on
Speaker 1: her period? It, I don't think so, honey. You want
Speaker 1: some you're getting so all right? Okay, you're a little
Speaker 1: bit of blood. Never hurt nobody. Okay. Oh and we're
Speaker 1: starting to hook up and hands are going down, hands
Speaker 1: and then you say no, no, I haven't, nah honey,
Speaker 1: let me get up in there. Okay. I don't watch
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, but I'm sure the Red Wedding was
Speaker 1: that of the Red Wedding was a bitch going down
Speaker 1: another bitch who at our fucking period? Okay, where women
Speaker 1: we bleed out our pussies. Let's lick it. That's one
Speaker 1: minute where women we bleed out of our pussies. Let's
Speaker 1: lick it. A standing ovation from the group. Start a
Speaker 1: home run, home run found a thousand. Next up, we
Speaker 1: have Timothy done. This better be about eating gass. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's not tim What are we doing the bowl, or
Speaker 1: you have a pre selected topic. Took it out of me.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of gonna become a gay villain because of this,
Speaker 1: but I'm doing pre selected Here we go. This is
Speaker 1: Timothy downs and think, so, honey, time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Child as adults who go to
Speaker 1: Disney all the time, I don't get it. You're gonna
Speaker 1: spend thousands of dollars to go to Florida and then
Speaker 1: walk around a parking lot essentially in a hundred degree
Speaker 1: heat full of asshole children and Renaissance fair performers and
Speaker 1: theater majors and fucking Carney's. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You're already in Florida or California. Do you know what's
Speaker 1: in Florida California? The fucking beach, peanut doll and go
Speaker 1: to the beach, or go to Miami, or go to
Speaker 1: Santa Barbara. Been to Santa Barbara. It's gorgeous. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. And Disney is fucking expensive. Ass hell.
Speaker 1: They trap you inside and make you pay ten dollars
Speaker 1: for fucking coke zero, which is garbage. And you say
Speaker 1: to me, but it's so fun to drink around the world.
Speaker 1: Take your thousand dollar vacations. You can go around the
Speaker 1: real fucking world. Go to Italy, go to Frog, go
Speaker 1: like every basic pitch to Iceland. I don't get where
Speaker 1: you go. When you're like, oh, it's all about the
Speaker 1: fantasy day, I'm not. You're a DoD dre a line buddy.
Speaker 1: More than enough. I think it was worth getting scorted
Speaker 1: for that. You are out of fucking line enough. That
Speaker 1: was more than enough. Jesus, that was the worst bullshit
Speaker 1: I've ever fucking heard in my life. Every child should
Speaker 1: be able to go to Orlando. Every child. He's talking
Speaker 1: about us adults are children. They just haven't figured out. Yes, okay, guys, wow,
Speaker 1: here we go. It is time. It is time for
Speaker 1: Sarah Grace Wellburn. Cut out of that out of here?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking crazy, Sarah Grace well Born? Bring some
Speaker 1: normalcy back to this event, Sarah Grace, Sarah Grace Grace.
Speaker 1: I don't think Sony Times is Brooklyn crap in the house?
Speaker 1: Oh Sproken crap? Okay, this, Graces, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. I p
Speaker 1: a beers. Yes, Oh my god. I asked people, why
Speaker 1: do you like this type of beer? And they say,
Speaker 1: because I like the way it tastes. You know, you
Speaker 1: don't it doesn't taste good. Do you know about Margarita?
Speaker 1: About here? Do you know about peanut Colado's rum and
Speaker 1: coke sexshan? And do you know about sime? Fifteen seconds?
Speaker 1: And they're like, you know, no, I prefer a beverage
Speaker 1: with a chief descriptor. Is the word bitter, otherwise used
Speaker 1: to describe that has gone bad? Medicine and a promising
Speaker 1: relationship that ended premachan one minute, another standing ovation, you
Speaker 1: know what? You know what? Wow? This is an I
Speaker 1: p a right here? Yes, a bitch. No, it's I
Speaker 1: would never buy my mother. That's one minute. Order order, order, decorum.
Speaker 1: The groom mind and this group is insane. The groom
Speaker 1: mind is for um, decorn and out of here. The
Speaker 1: groom mind is insane. Used to be Torquo there, yes,
Speaker 1: anding and destroying the show. I can't believe this. All right,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's just keep going. Next up, we
Speaker 1: have back, have some respect. Don't be nervous. You are
Speaker 1: gonna do the ball. You're gonna do the boll. I
Speaker 1: think this maybe health scare. I'm not going to know
Speaker 1: what I mean. The groom here is crazy. This might
Speaker 1: be the last SA something. I know what it is. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Oh my god, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Topic is living in a city starts now, Honey, living
Speaker 1: in a city is expensive. Okay, we all know that.
Speaker 1: But also, how about the fact that because you live
Speaker 1: in New York City you have to be living a
Speaker 1: good fucking life because people from all over the world
Speaker 1: of checking in with you and being like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? You're like, I don't have a kid, I
Speaker 1: don't have health insurance. Also, I don't remember the last
Speaker 1: time I fruit a vegetable. Also, pasta is diffical. You pasta? Congratulations?
Speaker 1: Here are winder babies. So the subway is staking it hot,
Speaker 1: but that is your nate source of transportation. Alsome, have
Speaker 1: you gone out in the water. It's it's nice out,
Speaker 1: it's very pleasant a seconds. I don't remember how to drive,
Speaker 1: I don't remember how to do laundry without my back hurt.
Speaker 1: And also it was easy just to get out of
Speaker 1: your bady get a drink of water without tripping over
Speaker 1: all your shoes. What was that like? Also, what do
Speaker 1: we all lived in a house? That's what? What if
Speaker 1: we all lived at a house? What if we all
Speaker 1: lived in a house? What if we all lived in
Speaker 1: a house? Josh Sharp, Josh Sharp, Josh Sharp, this is
Speaker 1: a final. I don't think so, honey. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: blind headliner johsh ten like me at fifteen. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I've pre selected a topic that I feel is important
Speaker 1: to end the evening with. Okay, we love that Josh
Speaker 1: Sharp's I don't think so, hony. Time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, I don't think so honey. Yes, yes, listen,
Speaker 1: this community is about more than being shady. Okay, you
Speaker 1: understand you've been assembled an incredible days of women and
Speaker 1: gays and Jason Gore, and then you're gonna make them
Speaker 1: all come out here and talk about how pears taste
Speaker 1: like soap. No, we should be celebrating the positives. You understand,
Speaker 1: this is the time we live in. How about I
Speaker 1: do think so, honey. Thirty seconds when your grandma gives
Speaker 1: you a hundred dollars on your birthday, I do think so, Honay,
Speaker 1: when you try your favorite shirt on accident and then
Speaker 1: it it's better I do think so, Hey, squirt me again, bitch.
Speaker 1: I've been went before, full eating seconds, full fat fucking
Speaker 1: ice cream. I do think so, Honey. I know what
Speaker 1: you're gonna say because you're trying to limit me. You're
Speaker 1: about to say five seconds. Okay, so I have to
Speaker 1: say that I love you and I love you. I
Speaker 1: love this show. Do it forever. Okay, thank you baby.
Speaker 1: Let's that one. Wow, Josh Sharp give it up for
Speaker 1: this final group of fine Torkogan, Sarah, Grislop and Apperta
Speaker 1: back say what they done and Sharp let it go,
Speaker 1: just let it go. Oh my god, Wow, you guys,
Speaker 1: this has been an incredible night. We it's not over yet.
Speaker 1: It's not over yet. We have two final orders of
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Speaker 1: I don't think so the moment put on that goddamn
Speaker 1: hat grabbed the mic. There it is droop a loop in.
Speaker 1: All right, this is the moment. Do I do trouble
Speaker 1: or pre selected? I have one? Oh Jesse, this is
Speaker 1: Jesse Ross. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Cars that are turning left
Speaker 1: when you're trying to cross the street, okay, it's like
Speaker 1: you're a car. You're in a sucking vehicle that could
Speaker 1: kill me. Hold up and wait until I crossed the
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Speaker 1: me and trying to scare me, and I'm like, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: my god, I don't hang Every single time. I'm like
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Speaker 1: You're gonna win this hat and a T shirt? Um,
Speaker 1: and I don't think so, honey. Here we go. If
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Speaker 1: And what else is she get a shirt? Look? Wait,
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Speaker 1: Are you ready? You want to do the bullet? You
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Speaker 1: My name is Jenki performer Jen Keith. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: about to nail it? Yes, time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. The elderly eight year old man who
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Speaker 1: where five seconds? I don't think so, honey. Dude, dude,
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Speaker 1: this was last Colt Teresa's life. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming. Thank you spoke, Thank you,
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