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Speaker 1: Last cultures. This is brought to you by the Forever

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Speaker 1: Thank you all. My grandma and your grandma the same

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Speaker 1: Jagomo calling this to order. All right, we are calling

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Speaker 1: this back into order. Is everyone excited for someone show?

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Speaker 1: I mean, the lucky thing for us is we now

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Speaker 1: have skittles on the table. We asked one gut damn thing.

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Speaker 1: Now we got our skittles on the table. Okay, so guys,

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Speaker 1: what do we think of that first half? Come on?

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Speaker 1: Who funks with Desposito? Now? I will say fund with Desposito?

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Speaker 1: Did not funk with Desposito until Michelle took me to church.

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think i've heard it in full.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's good? Is it good? It's good? We like? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Front Row says, yes, I'm down for it. To start

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Speaker 1: this next half off, we have invited a special guest

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Speaker 1: that's going to be coming to the stage right now. Now.

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Speaker 1: This person is last I don't think so, honey, lives

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Speaker 1: lost culture, restous Icon Award winner, and he's about to

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Speaker 1: take the stage and truly show us what an icon

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Speaker 1: is and what a lost cultures that is. He is

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Speaker 1: a lost culture? Is that in heart and in our minds.

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Speaker 1: And he's coming to the stage right now. And his

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Speaker 1: name is Pat again Patrick, the nd guys. Pat is

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Speaker 1: here and he's gonna do it. I don't think so honey. Now, Pat,

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Speaker 1: do you have a pre selected topic right now? Or

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Speaker 1: would you like to go into the bowl. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say in my guards, the Icon

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Speaker 1: Award words are so silly and I'm so embarrassed. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with um. I just thought I'm doing this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the pre selected, pre selected. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna go free select the topic. This is Pat Regans.

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Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, an Icon Award winner because

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, awards just

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Speaker 1: as it like, I don't think so honey. These young girls,

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Speaker 1: these young girls today coming up. I went on a

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Speaker 1: date recently with him, like a nineteen year old n

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Speaker 1: y U grad boy. And up he was telling me

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Speaker 1: about the amazing year he had. I wasn't having a

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Speaker 1: great year, he said, you know. And and then he

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Speaker 1: was talking about how much he booked, and I was like, congrauns,

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Speaker 1: that's huge. And then his phone buzzed on the table.

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Speaker 1: He said, he interrupted himself and said, just booked something.

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Speaker 1: These young girls, these young girls all over gay Instagram.

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Speaker 1: These young girls are my gay Instagram feed photos. You

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Speaker 1: might like, We're like, you want to come right now?

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Speaker 1: You know, these young girls on my Instagram. Get off

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Speaker 1: Instagram five seconds. Keep going. I invented being twenty three.

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Speaker 1: That's what I don't think so, honey. I was the

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Speaker 1: first twenty three year old, and I will be the

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Speaker 1: last twenty three year old. Bitch. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: The young girl up go your mom's and your dad's

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Speaker 1: and that's why that's that's an Icon Award winner right there.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. These young girls referring to

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Speaker 1: young gay men. His young girl's coming up. That's so funny, unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Shall we resume the regular part of the show. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Here we go our next group is called sand prawn.

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Speaker 1: Sand prawn prawns you would find in the sand. Give

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Speaker 1: it up for Annie Donley, Yes, yes, yes, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the hat, Oh my god, stop everything, this treat to me.

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Speaker 1: Look at how a loop she is. She doesn't care,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't give a funk about being here. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: keep going. Give it up for Tyler Coats, Tyler, give

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Speaker 1: it Adam gold Man up card again. Yes, give it

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Speaker 1: up for Joel Para Perez. Look at that staff, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. And Greg cos attack crag. Oh my god, Annie,

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Speaker 1: drowning in this hunk. This is a treat to her.

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Speaker 1: I love the theater, and she's gonna love taking the mic,

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Speaker 1: Annie an Yes, okay, Hi, yes, chocolate cake and hee's

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Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or from the bowl, Annie Johnny's.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. Matt Rogers and bowing yet, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so. Andy. Why do you think that you get

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Speaker 1: to tell us about culture? What? I don't think so? Honey?

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Speaker 1: gay people gens Kelly Clarkson, I don't think so, Honey.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Matt Rogers, mac Can, I

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Speaker 1: hang out with you. Everybody who hangs out with you

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Speaker 1: gets famous except for you. Oh, I don't think Sony,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. By Yangney sponsored by Spoke

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Speaker 1: Now Honey sponsored by Warby Parker said by way, Honey,

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Speaker 1: if you want to get fucked, one eight hundred contacts, Honey,

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Speaker 1: one night hundred contacts hunting. I've read that show. I

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Speaker 1: have had it. Oh my god, thanks so honey, if

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Speaker 1: you want to put my voice on your podcast, you

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Speaker 1: better sign me away for honey, because I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: on backstage that a cheap beer. I've had it. That's

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Speaker 1: one miss. Officially, I have had it, she said. Officially,

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Speaker 1: she read us, I am not famous and bone house

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Speaker 1: glasses and I don't get fun. We have been read.

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Speaker 1: That was I'm sorry. That was a record that clocked

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Speaker 1: said nothing, said nothing. We let it go. We were

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Speaker 1: two shell shocked, unbelievable us. But please welcome to the stage.

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Speaker 1: Another treat Tyler, Tyler, come here we go bitch. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Okay, so Tyler really nice, not being mean

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Speaker 1: to you. Okay, that's a technicality, all right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: So Tyler, are we doing pre selected? Are we doing

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Speaker 1: the bull? We're doing pre selected? Okay, I got that.

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Speaker 1: I got that. Time starts right now. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Everyone who tells me I look like Jesse Tyler Ferguson

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Speaker 1: the last seven fucking years of my life have been

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Speaker 1: a nightmare because none of you are the first person

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Speaker 1: to tell me I fucking no, because I see my

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Speaker 1: face every jack. I can't go on a Southwest flight

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Speaker 1: and being the fucking b group without someone being like,

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Speaker 1: are you a fucking millionaire? No, I'm on a fucking

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Speaker 1: megabus in the sky behind forty people. I can't go

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Speaker 1: out to a fucking Apple store and buy an overpriced

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Speaker 1: computer without a genius coming up to me and being like,

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Speaker 1: I want to shake your hand. I'm such a fan

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Speaker 1: of what my my amazing cultural criticism online, my tent

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Speaker 1: underrated web series disappointing gave us friendship doesn't plug. It's

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Speaker 1: because he thinks I look like at five time emmy

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Speaker 1: loser Jesse Tyler fergus five time, Mammy Loser, Jesse Tyler,

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Speaker 1: Ferguson bread to filth. Here tonight Tyler cos unbelievable. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Here we go. Moving forward, we have Adam

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Speaker 1: Goldman Cardigan Queen. What do you think, Adam? I think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a pre selected topic. Here we go, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Everything you wake up in

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Speaker 1: the morning, you go to get on the subway. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you've noticed. The subway is a literal

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Speaker 1: state of emergency right now. It always feels like some shitty,

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Speaker 1: gritty nightmare flashback from a Lester Steven Spielberg movie. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, the subway system. You get up,

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Speaker 1: you go to work. You're listening to a podcast on

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Speaker 1: your way to work. It's all blue apron ads. Now,

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Speaker 1: you guys are good though. I don't think so, honey, apron.

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Speaker 1: You go to work. Do you know what an office is.

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Speaker 1: It's a big hot room where people who don't like

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Speaker 1: each other fart quietly for day, NonStop. Pull out your phone.

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Speaker 1: You find out Donald Trump accidentally blew up the moon.

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Speaker 1: Can't look at that. Go on your lunch break. Where

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Speaker 1: do you go? Where do you go. You go to Chippotle, Queen,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. You live in New York.

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Speaker 1: Chippotle is dog food and guacamole is I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: What are you a top? You go home on the

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Speaker 1: hell train, You make your blue apron because the podcast

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Speaker 1: told you too. You curl up in the fetal position

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Speaker 1: in front of West World until eleven thirty pm, when

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Speaker 1: you can take your melotone in, which, by the way,

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Speaker 1: is a placebo. I don't think so, honey. Melatonin is

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Speaker 1: a placebo. It's a joke. Okay, here me go. Wow,

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Speaker 1: we have two raffles going on tonight. This is true.

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Speaker 1: A second raffle is through Spoke. If you download the app,

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Speaker 1: you can enter to in a two fifty dollar gift

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Speaker 1: certificate to Chippotle and people who are still afraid of Chippotle,

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Speaker 1: who still stigmatize it. I don't think so, honey. It's

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Speaker 1: been well documented. I have one that's on the pod.

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Speaker 1: Just listen to it. Um, thank you. That was unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: And next, coming to the mic, we have Joel Perez. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Joel Hi, Joel, Hello, here we go. Hello, he says,

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Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? I have something pre selected? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love that, and Joel, your time starts right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Seltzer water. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: it's just water with bubbles. Okay, I say, fuck you Lacroix,

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Speaker 1: fuck you Vintage, fuck you. You know because actually, growing up,

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Speaker 1: I'm Puerto Rican and we are not a Seltzer loving people. Okay. However,

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Speaker 1: I love you, but I hate you as well thinking,

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Speaker 1: that's one minute gentrification moving into our taste buds. Unbelievable, Joel.

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Speaker 1: And next up we have Greg. Yeah, I'm on baby, Yes, Greg,

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Speaker 1: Greg is the hero of the night. Greg is Greg.

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Speaker 1: Greg swooped in and is saving the day? Greg? What's

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Speaker 1: it going to be predetermined or relected? Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Designing

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Speaker 1: with Christmas lights, okay, bitch. If it's on Pinterest, it's

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Speaker 1: barn asked wedding wrenched in Christmas lights from head to chow.

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Speaker 1: I want to see the wagon wheels, I want to

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Speaker 1: see the rafters, and I want to see the straw.

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Speaker 1: Don't try to hide it, bitch. The first, the fastest

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Speaker 1: way that you can tell someone has no perspective is

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Speaker 1: if they put Christmas lights on it. You put in

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Speaker 1: your dorm room, You're done, gets, We're done. When you

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Speaker 1: see Christmas lights and a fucking TV show, you know

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Speaker 1: that production designer had no idea what they were doing.

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Speaker 1: I see you, Emmy Romind transparent. Yes, the was right.

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Speaker 1: Every scene actor Christmas lights in the background tears. I

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Speaker 1: know you're manipulative. I guess fuck you Christmas lights. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, that one man, grag Cas attack,

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Speaker 1: give it up for San Prawns. My apartment has Christmas

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Speaker 1: lights and a sand lamp. Okay, a salt lamp. Salt

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Speaker 1: lamb give whatever Notley Tyler Goats, Adam Goldman, Joel Perez,

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Speaker 1: grag Craft. Unbelievable. Wow, the San Prawns really started us

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Speaker 1: off strong there. But now it's time for this group,

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Speaker 1: which is called five Gays. Welcome, Ben ramol Our, Welcome,

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Speaker 1: Danny Visconti, welcome, Bobby Hankinson, Welcome Branley Price, come on baby,

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Speaker 1: with one el is Machayley. Michayley, like the Italian Michayley,

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Speaker 1: like Michael, like the Italian. Yes, it's like, do you

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Speaker 1: know the Italian Michael? Please welcome? I think, what do

416
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Speaker 1: you think? You know what? I think? The next enough

417
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Speaker 1: is Henry Russell burn I had a friend named Michayley

418
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Speaker 1: when I was in middle school and he was Italian.

419
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Speaker 1: He spelled it with one eln. Okay, Henry, what do

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00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: we think, babe? Um? Well, I just want to say that, uh,

421
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: it's okay that I wasn't in the five gays group.

422
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: I do want to say that older bodies can be

423
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: sexualized bodies. Now now it's not mine. I don't think so.

424
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: But after there is a whole life to live. Oh yes, bitch,

425
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: thank you, But I'm going to do preselective Henry Russell

426
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Speaker 1: Burgstein's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I

427
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People who upload sex videos to

428
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: x Tube without sound, I have had a long day

429
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: and I want to relax. If I wanted to watch

430
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: porn without sound, I'd do it at work. You think

431
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: you're silent. Porn is somehow better. I don't think so, honey.

432
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: You are not Norma Desmond. I grew up in a

433
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Speaker 1: poor household in the eighties without a v v c R.

434
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Speaker 1: I know what it's like to jerk off to a magazine,

435
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Speaker 1: and honey, I don't think so. Good men and women

436
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: have fought for the right to free speech or let

437
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: your voice be heard. I pay a lot of moneies

438
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: and work a lot of hours to afford a New

439
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: York City apartment so that I can hear and last loudly,

440
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: your glory, whole, amateur, poor, Let your voice be heard,

441
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: No think so, Henry Russellberg. Let your voice be heard,

442
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: sing out. I am excited for this. Everyone. Welcome Daniel

443
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: Lempert to the microphone. Cutie dot com though all right here, Yes,

444
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: we're doing pre selected? Are we doing bowl? I think

445
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do pre selected? Okay, this is Daniel Lamperts.

446
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't

447
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: think so, honey. People who wear sunglasses on the subway, listen, bitch.

448
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: I know you think you're better than the rest of us,

449
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: but you are not. Okay, this is a rush hour cube, bitch,

450
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: if you were somewhat of importance, you'd be in a

451
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: Cara helicopter. Okay, bitch, alright, let's say okay. And the

452
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: other thing is it looks like you don't know how

453
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: sunglasses work or you don't know where you are, and

454
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: that is concerning bitch. Okay, listen, this is not sandrope.

455
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: You are not at the oscars like Jack Wilson. Bitch. Okay,

456
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 1: this was a train that was created in the honey,

457
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: and this is where people come to. Okay, seconds, there

458
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: was a there was a baby in our car, and

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00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: it only knows how to say yes to know what

460
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: is reading everyone in the filth, bitch, and you are

461
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: not excluded, honey. Now listen. Maybe you say I'm trying

462
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: to hide my identity into that, I say, bitch, I

463
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: can still see eighty percent of your face. Honey. Okay, listen.

464
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: If you really wanted to hide, put a wig on, bitch.

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00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: It's called alias. Now listen, there are a couple of

466
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: reasons that why you can wear sunglasses on the train,

467
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: and I will allowt for them. Your eyes have been

468
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: fucking dilated by an optometrist, and bitch, my thoughts are

469
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: with you because that can be concerning. That's one minute.

470
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: The only reason I need to hear the other four.

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00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: There's five reasons, but we only know one. You want

472
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: to know the other four. Google it, bitch, google it, bitch. Guys,

473
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: please welcome. She's wearing socks and sandals. Yes, comfy yea

474
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Speaker 1: to check? Yeah? Check check? Are we doing the troll ball?

475
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: What do you all think? Trouble? Let's okay, anyway, here

476
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Speaker 1: we go. So I'm picking and okay, okay, all right,

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00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: you're I don't think so Honey is on Marsha Gayhearden?

478
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: Are you familiar? Are you aware who that is? I don't?

479
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean people seems like people don't know.

480
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,719
Speaker 1: Do people know who Marsha Gayhearden is? Do you know

481
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do? Another one? Because fuck Marsha gayheardened?

482
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: She she got silence from you guys, And that's okay,

483
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: this is a good one. You're I don't think so

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Speaker 1: Honey is Obama's daughters Malia and Sasha. But your time

485
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Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so Honey trouball how a

486
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Speaker 1: black woman? I will do what I want. You want

487
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: me to disrespect Malijah Sasha. Fuck you. Fuck you not today.

488
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: I believe in Beyonce, I believe in Michelle, I believe

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Speaker 1: in black What bad is that? I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: No stand Tom. You want me to live my life.

491
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: We shall overcome. We shall overcome sextism, We shall overcome racism.

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Speaker 1: Five second, five seconds, we shall overcome bullshit. Fuck you

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Speaker 1: man an amazing, amazing. We deserve that, We deserve that.

494
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: We should never have put Sasha Emilia in this ball.

495
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Speaker 1: What were we thinking? You don't deserve it? We don't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of I don't think so, honey path for lots lots

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00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:46,439
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Speaker 1: on out, Yes, Ray, Joe Castle Baker, Well, Lena, I'm

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00:36:53,600 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: bind yeah, and Chalet was sharp asked here we go, okay,

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00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 1: and the first to the mic, Tessa Scar Come on, Tessa,

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00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: so what do you think do you think? Well? I've

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00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: prepared one, okay, pre selected, So Tessa, your time starts now.

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00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Park Slope kids. Fuck you kids,

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00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't have to be nice too, because you're a

529
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: fucking kid. You're a fucking rich asshole, and I'll tell

530
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: it to you in your face. I used to be

531
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: a nanny in Park Slope and I got fired because

532
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,479
Speaker 1: I swore it too much in front of those kids.

533
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: And you know what, and they're fucking fucking they're all

534
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: little ship fuck give me a fucking break in their mom's.

535
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, woman, you did not make a sacrifice

536
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: by leaving your law firm. Who has your one? Fucking kids? Pitches?

537
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: They have full time nanny's and they that they are

538
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: our motherfucking Teresa, my faith in humanity. One time a

539
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: kid got hit by a car in front of the

540
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: place where I was babysitting, and I felt nothing kids.

541
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: Five seconds kid died and I felt nothing. That's that's

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00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: one minute Tessa's garret and now ray, So, oh my god,

543
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: y ray, what's it gonna be? Never been that mad

544
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:38,479
Speaker 1: at anything? Oh man, get mad though. Hey, you guys

545
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: are gonna have to give me some right. Here we go,

546
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: the troll ball, it's happening. Okay, So I'm picking, I'm picking.

547
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: Here we go. What's this gonna be okay, Oh, this

548
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: is gonna be And I don't think it's gonna be, honey,

549
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Moss, the star of mad Men in the head

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00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 1: Mate's tail and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

551
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: Oh you science diligence ass bitch? What are you talking about?

552
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: Locking bitches up? You can't be no feminist and you

553
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: don't want Tom Cruise to come out the closet because

554
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: some ailien is gonna eat your bray. Fuck that ship.

555
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: That's just wild. Hey, hey, Elizabeth mok. Top of the

556
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: Lake is whack. It's boring. I'm sorry, I don't care.

557
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: I don't care about New Zealand. They've got sheep and

558
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: I don't like them. I don't know. Tell you, I

559
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Look, Peggy bought a brown Stone

560
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: in Harlem. She is the first gentrifier, Peggy Peggy. Fuck

561
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Moss. Fuck Elizabeth Moss for fucking Fred Armison. I'm

562
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: sure you worry, talented guy. Five second, why use your puss?

563
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 1: He wisely, Lady, that's the one that raynny everybody number

564
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: one of culture. Use your pussy wisely, unbelievable. Oh and

565
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: he has ready. It's Joe, Joe Castle Baker. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Joe, Joe,

566
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: what are you thinking? First of all, how are you

567
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: so good? Oh? Good? I gotta admit I'm a pre Okay,

568
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: if you're pre pre, this is Joe Castle Baker's pre.

569
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Time starts now, I Joe,

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00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: do dot z out think so honey. Long books like

571
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, read my lips. I can't read. Okay, I

572
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: can't read, So I'll open a book, left through a

573
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: few pages so you see, and then I'm done. Okay,

574
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: who's reading long books? You tell me you actually read

575
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: infinite Jess, don't you have better ship to do? Dar God,

576
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: make a fucking movie. If you want to write a

577
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 1: long book, people will fucking care all. I mean, I'll

578
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: make an Instagram video. I'm sure you can consolidate it

579
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 1: or fucking tweet. I love Twitter. I love Fortune Cookies,

580
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: I love skywriting, I love all of that. It's so good.

581
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah that's one Castle Baker. Too many books, not enough

582
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 1: Fortune cookies. Wow, Okay, it's time for Lena. I'm binder.

583
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: Come on, ah, Lena, I can't wait wait, wait, let's

584
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: just take a look let's take a second and see

585
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: what's on Lena's waist. No talk, no touch, please please

586
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: ignore me, please? That does That only applies when I'm

587
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: on the street walking my great Dane and you're a

588
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: man trying to talk to me. There you go. I

589
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: was a late addition, and um, the first thing that

590
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: popped into my vitriolic organ was this. I don't think so, honey.

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00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: People who spray ax deodorant on the train when we

592
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: are inside the train, you are a terrorist. You're a

593
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: domestic terrorists. That is chemical warfare against me. The doors

594
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: are closed and clare the closing doors. Please, everything except

595
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: for the particulate matter you just jetts it into the

596
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: air that is searing my lungs. I don't care about

597
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: the person next to me is eating the halal card

598
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: food because that is something you can digest. You cannot

599
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,280
Speaker 1: take the battery acid out of the air and expect

600
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: me to process that without having a visceral reaction. Ax deodorant.

601
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 1: That ship is so loud, I can hear it. I

602
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: hate that. I don't want you to fucking exercise your

603
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: right to do the most effortless amount of toxic masculinity.

604
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: You can wow pressing your index finger on a canister

605
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: and enveloping yourself in a cloud. If I don't give

606
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: a fuck. If you're on your way to a job

607
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: interview and you use acts, you are fired before you

608
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: even get the job. Fuck you axt deodorant, body spray.

609
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: I hate you. That's Lena ironbinderdorant. No, and now Chali

610
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: was sharp, Come on, yes, free selected or this bowl? Um,

611
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: I've I've decided on a on a topic. It's very

612
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: important to me. Good good, We can't wait. This is

613
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: Leira Sharps. I don't think so, honey, time starts now.

614
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. White people who only clap

615
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 1: on the one in the three y'all list killing me.

616
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: Y'all's killing me. We made we made house music for you.

617
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: It's literally this, how are you fucking that up? Not

618
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Speaker 1: everything's a polka. Now look, I understand, I understand that

619
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Speaker 1: there's bluegrass and you gotta clap on the one in

620
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: the three there, but what is your foot doing? Goes

621
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: down to two and the four that's where the soul

622
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: is listen to. You got the feet killing me? And

623
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: this also goes for any white person who sings that

624
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Speaker 1: has had a hard time, and once they come out

625
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Speaker 1: of it, they put a gospel choire in the back

626
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 1: of their song. Now, y'all up there in the studio,

627
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: you clap it on the one of three. They don't

628
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: even know where to sway is bullshit? Just I knew

629
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: from a little girl watching television. And I turned to

630
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: my father and I said, Papa, five seconds, why are

631
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: all the white people wrong? And he said that's a

632
00:44:54,200 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: question that may never be answered. That get that up

633
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: for this dropt rule number one and two. Culture. Listen

634
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: to your goddamn feet. Listen your feet, Testa, Scara Ray

635
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: Sonny Joe Castle Baker lead, hide by Sharp. Now y'all,

636
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 1: this is our final group. So given love. This group

637
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: is called U C. B. Torco. Give it up for

638
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: Morgan Miller. Give it up for Timothy Done. There's Morgan.

639
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: Where's Timothy? Come on? Tim Done? Where you at? Okay? Wonderful? Done?

640
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: Give it up for Sarah Grace, motherfucking well Borne. Give

641
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: it up for Opera tay Back, and give it up

642
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: for the one and only Joshua D Sharp josh josh Sharp, Yes,

643
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: betch now, this is this is it, you guys. I

644
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: started a lot of heat from this group. Alright, Morgan Miller,

645
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: morg you're doing pre selecting the ball, you know. I

646
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go pre selectual. Okay, Morgan Miller's I

647
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

648
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: Girl who won't let me go down on her on

649
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: her period? It, I don't think so, honey. You want

650
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: some you're getting so all right? Okay, you're a little

651
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:42,959
Speaker 1: bit of blood. Never hurt nobody. Okay. Oh and we're

652
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: starting to hook up and hands are going down, hands

653
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: and then you say no, no, I haven't, nah honey,

654
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,280
Speaker 1: let me get up in there. Okay. I don't watch

655
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, but I'm sure the Red Wedding was

656
00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 1: that of the Red Wedding was a bitch going down

657
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: another bitch who at our fucking period? Okay, where women

658
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 1: we bleed out our pussies. Let's lick it. That's one

659
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: minute where women we bleed out of our pussies. Let's

660
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 1: lick it. A standing ovation from the group. Start a

661
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: home run, home run found a thousand. Next up, we

662
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: have Timothy done. This better be about eating gass. It's not.

663
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: It's not tim What are we doing the bowl, or

664
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: you have a pre selected topic. Took it out of me.

665
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of gonna become a gay villain because of this,

666
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: but I'm doing pre selected Here we go. This is

667
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: Timothy downs and think, so, honey, time starts now. I

668
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Child as adults who go to

669
00:47:54,040 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: Disney all the time, I don't get it. You're gonna

670
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 1: spend thousands of dollars to go to Florida and then

671
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: walk around a parking lot essentially in a hundred degree

672
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: heat full of asshole children and Renaissance fair performers and

673
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: theater majors and fucking Carney's. I don't think so, honey.

674
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 1: You're already in Florida or California. Do you know what's

675
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: in Florida California? The fucking beach, peanut doll and go

676
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: to the beach, or go to Miami, or go to

677
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: Santa Barbara. Been to Santa Barbara. It's gorgeous. I don't

678
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: think so, honey. And Disney is fucking expensive. Ass hell.

679
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: They trap you inside and make you pay ten dollars

680
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: for fucking coke zero, which is garbage. And you say

681
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: to me, but it's so fun to drink around the world.

682
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: Take your thousand dollar vacations. You can go around the

683
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: real fucking world. Go to Italy, go to Frog, go

684
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: like every basic pitch to Iceland. I don't get where

685
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: you go. When you're like, oh, it's all about the

686
00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 1: fantasy day, I'm not. You're a DoD dre a line buddy.

687
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 1: More than enough. I think it was worth getting scorted

688
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: for that. You are out of fucking line enough. That

689
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: was more than enough. Jesus, that was the worst bullshit

690
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: I've ever fucking heard in my life. Every child should

691
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 1: be able to go to Orlando. Every child. He's talking

692
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: about us adults are children. They just haven't figured out. Yes, okay, guys, wow,

693
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: here we go. It is time. It is time for

694
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: Sarah Grace Wellburn. Cut out of that out of here?

695
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: Are you fucking crazy, Sarah Grace well Born? Bring some

696
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: normalcy back to this event, Sarah Grace, Sarah Grace Grace.

697
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: I don't think Sony Times is Brooklyn crap in the house?

698
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: Oh Sproken crap? Okay, this, Graces, I don't think so, honey.

699
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. I p

700
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: a beers. Yes, Oh my god. I asked people, why

701
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: do you like this type of beer? And they say,

702
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: because I like the way it tastes. You know, you

703
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: don't it doesn't taste good. Do you know about Margarita?

704
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: About here? Do you know about peanut Colado's rum and

705
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: coke sexshan? And do you know about sime? Fifteen seconds?

706
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: And they're like, you know, no, I prefer a beverage

707
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: with a chief descriptor. Is the word bitter, otherwise used

708
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: to describe that has gone bad? Medicine and a promising

709
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: relationship that ended premachan one minute, another standing ovation, you

710
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: know what? You know what? Wow? This is an I

711
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 1: p a right here? Yes, a bitch. No, it's I

712
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 1: would never buy my mother. That's one minute. Order order, order, decorum.

713
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 1: The groom mind and this group is insane. The groom

714
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: mind is for um, decorn and out of here. The

715
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: groom mind is insane. Used to be Torquo there, yes,

716
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: anding and destroying the show. I can't believe this. All right,

717
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: you know what, let's just keep going. Next up, we

718
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: have back, have some respect. Don't be nervous. You are

719
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: gonna do the ball. You're gonna do the boll. I

720
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: think this maybe health scare. I'm not going to know

721
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: what I mean. The groom here is crazy. This might

722
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,240
Speaker 1: be the last SA something. I know what it is. Okay,

723
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:12,439
Speaker 1: here we go. Oh my god, I don't think so, honey.

724
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: Topic is living in a city starts now, Honey, living

725
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: in a city is expensive. Okay, we all know that.

726
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: But also, how about the fact that because you live

727
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: in New York City you have to be living a

728
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: good fucking life because people from all over the world

729
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: of checking in with you and being like, what are

730
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: you doing? You're like, I don't have a kid, I

731
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 1: don't have health insurance. Also, I don't remember the last

732
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: time I fruit a vegetable. Also, pasta is diffical. You pasta? Congratulations?

733
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: Here are winder babies. So the subway is staking it hot,

734
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: but that is your nate source of transportation. Alsome, have

735
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: you gone out in the water. It's it's nice out,

736
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: it's very pleasant a seconds. I don't remember how to drive,

737
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: I don't remember how to do laundry without my back hurt.

738
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: And also it was easy just to get out of

739
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: your bady get a drink of water without tripping over

740
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: all your shoes. What was that like? Also, what do

741
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 1: we all lived in a house? That's what? What if

742
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: we all lived at a house? What if we all

743
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: lived in a house? What if we all lived in

744
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: a house? Josh Sharp, Josh Sharp, Josh Sharp, this is

745
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: a final. I don't think so, honey. Oh my gosh,

746
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 1: blind headliner johsh ten like me at fifteen. Yeah, okay,

747
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: I've pre selected a topic that I feel is important

748
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: to end the evening with. Okay, we love that Josh

749
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: Sharp's I don't think so, hony. Time starts now. I

750
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, I don't think so honey. Yes, yes, listen,

751
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: this community is about more than being shady. Okay, you

752
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: understand you've been assembled an incredible days of women and

753
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: gays and Jason Gore, and then you're gonna make them

754
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 1: all come out here and talk about how pears taste

755
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: like soap. No, we should be celebrating the positives. You understand,

756
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: this is the time we live in. How about I

757
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: do think so, honey. Thirty seconds when your grandma gives

758
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 1: you a hundred dollars on your birthday, I do think so, Honay,

759
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: when you try your favorite shirt on accident and then

760
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: it it's better I do think so, Hey, squirt me again, bitch.

761
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: I've been went before, full eating seconds, full fat fucking

762
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 1: ice cream. I do think so, Honey. I know what

763
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: you're gonna say because you're trying to limit me. You're

764
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: about to say five seconds. Okay, so I have to

765
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: say that I love you and I love you. I

766
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: love this show. Do it forever. Okay, thank you baby.

767
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: Let's that one. Wow, Josh Sharp give it up for

768
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 1: this final group of fine Torkogan, Sarah, Grislop and Apperta

769
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: back say what they done and Sharp let it go,

770
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: just let it go. Oh my god, Wow, you guys,

771
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: this has been an incredible night. We it's not over yet.

772
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 1: It's not over yet. We have two final orders of

773
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: business to attend to. First, we're gonna do the Spoke raffle.

774
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: This is if you downloaded the Spoke app, which we

775
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: highly recommend. Um and uh, you win this free to

776
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,800
Speaker 1: do gift card to Chipotle. It's a free to wonder

777
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: from the Collar gift card to Chipotle, which is safe.

778
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: It's safe, safe to use. God, I don't want to

779
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: go through all right. Here we go nine to four

780
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 1: six Spy four zero Yeah. Jesse, Jesse rock. Oh my god,

781
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Jesse Jesse. Oh my god, Jesse

782
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: wins in Chipotle. But she also gets to do and

783
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so the moment put on that goddamn

784
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: hat grabbed the mic. There it is droop a loop in.

785
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: All right, this is the moment. Do I do trouble

786
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: or pre selected? I have one? Oh Jesse, this is

787
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: Jesse Ross. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. Okay,

788
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Cars that are turning left

789
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: when you're trying to cross the street, okay, it's like

790
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: you're a car. You're in a sucking vehicle that could

791
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: kill me. Hold up and wait until I crossed the

792
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 1: street over this way. You're like creep bit closer to

793
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: me and trying to scare me, and I'm like, no, no, no,

794
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: you can wait. You have a break button, use it bad, yes,

795
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: all right. I'm just trying to get to work at

796
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: the UCB training Center. I'm fearing for my life every

797
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: single day and it's not fucking fair. And you're fucking

798
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: escalated and you can get uptown whenever you want. Oh

799
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: my god, I don't hang Every single time. I'm like

800
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: stop I don't know what else to say. Give it

801
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: up for Jesse. Oh new cars, all you cars stopped, guys.

802
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: We're in the final rathfule. This goes to trans Lifeline.

803
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna win this hat and a T shirt? Um,

804
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: and I don't think so, honey. Here we go. If

805
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: you would like to do at nine to four six

806
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: six nine five? Ye, that is yours? God, Oh my god?

807
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 1: And what else is she get a shirt? Look? Wait,

808
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: how many tickets did you buy? So many? And that

809
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,479
Speaker 1: is giving and look at this and you guys should

810
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: be ashamed. Okay, all right, all right, here we go.

811
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: Are you ready? You want to do the bullet? You

812
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: have one? Okay? Great? And I know that it's not

813
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: this show. But my brand is Ernest and I adore

814
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: you beat, Thank you so much. What is your name?

815
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: My name is Jenki performer Jen Keith. I don't think so, honey,

816
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: about to nail it? Yes, time starts now. I don't

817
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: think so, honey. The elderly eight year old man who

818
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: I held the door for at the time square Ben

819
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: and Jerry's and then said this to me, Oh sweetheart,

820
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: you gave me a scare. I thought you were Harry Potter,

821
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: my grandmother has sementia for real or whatever you're going

822
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: on is an hot demension. Listen, God, what are you

823
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Speaker 1: trying to prove? The gender revolution? Cover in Time was

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