WEBVTT - From the Vault: Fingernails, Part 1

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Lamb and I'm Joe McCormick, and it's Saturday. Time

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<v Speaker 1>to go into the vault for an older episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. This time we are airing the first part

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<v Speaker 1>of our series on finger nails. This originally came out

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<v Speaker 1>September one. Yeah, let's dive right in. Welcome to stot

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<v Speaker 1>to Blow Your Mind production of My Heart Radio. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Robert Lamb and I'm Joe McCormick, and today we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be embarking on part one of an exploration

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<v Speaker 1>of nails, not nails like you hit with the hammer,

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<v Speaker 1>though I guess you could hit him with the hammer,

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<v Speaker 1>though that would be really bad. Talking about the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of nails on the human body. And I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>just the other day about how nails are sort of

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<v Speaker 1>the mascot for or idleness, for human idleness, because when

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<v Speaker 1>humans are idle, what part of the body is going

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<v Speaker 1>to get the most attention. I think it's almost always

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<v Speaker 1>going to be the nail. Right, You're either some people

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<v Speaker 1>bite their nails. If you're not biting your nails, you're

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<v Speaker 1>often like looking at your nails, kind of observing like oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're too long, or like, oh, there's some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>weird thing here. Perhaps this is idiosyncratic psychology of mind,

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<v Speaker 1>but but I think this is pretty common, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean even if you're not even looking at them,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you just sort of feel them, like you're just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of feeling the edges of your nails and you know, see,

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<v Speaker 1>making sure everything's lined up there. For my own part,

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<v Speaker 1>I tend to find that I noticed them the most

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<v Speaker 1>when I am more in the more in the past. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I was driving into work and I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in a light or something, and then I would

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<v Speaker 1>notice my nails and I would be and that's when

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<v Speaker 1>I would notice that I need to trim my nails,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would of course be in a position where

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<v Speaker 1>I really shouldn't be trimming my nails. Um, And then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the rest of the time, I'm not really

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<v Speaker 1>noticing them. That's why the Good Lord made teeth. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into that. Uh, that's not particularly my style,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know a lot of people do it. My

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<v Speaker 1>cat is a big, big fan herself. I'm also not

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<v Speaker 1>a nail biter, but I there are people very close

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<v Speaker 1>to me who are and I have observed the behavior

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<v Speaker 1>for many years up close and with a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts about it. Yeah, so so much like our two

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<v Speaker 1>episodes on Tomatoes last week, this is gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of episodes that that are going to get into

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<v Speaker 1>some real weirdness. It's and and so I urge you

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<v Speaker 1>to stick with us, even if you think, oh, fingernails,

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<v Speaker 1>I have those, I don't want to hear two episodes

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<v Speaker 1>about it, But really, I think I think you do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think a great place to start would be

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<v Speaker 1>just to just touch on sort of the the obvious

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<v Speaker 1>weird aspects of our fingernails. I was thinking about this

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<v Speaker 1>today because they're they're obviously living. They are, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're part of our body, and yet they're not living

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<v Speaker 1>in a way right there, like these things these like

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<v Speaker 1>little uh you know, almost like like stones that come

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<v Speaker 1>out of our our fingers, right Yeah, Well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>we think of ourselves as non clawed animals. I think

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<v Speaker 1>this is a pretty common intuitive grouping of animals that

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<v Speaker 1>people make. Is like the kind with teeth and claws

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<v Speaker 1>and the kind without, and a lot of them have

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<v Speaker 1>teeth and claws because you got to it's a hard

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<v Speaker 1>world out there. But humans, you know, we've got tools,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've got social relationships, and we've got language and

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<v Speaker 1>all that, so we don't really need claws, but we

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<v Speaker 1>kind of do because we kind of do have claws,

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<v Speaker 1>and nails are not super formidable in a claw sense,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're kind of claw like. Yeah, yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about how they're Our nails are definitely functional, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into a lot of those functions as we

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<v Speaker 1>progress here. They do play a very real role in

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<v Speaker 1>our lives and yet on the same time, at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time, they're very ornamental, so that their condition and

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<v Speaker 1>their upkeep inevitably communicate something about ourselves to the world.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Um, we we can't help but think about

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<v Speaker 1>our own nails at times when we're encountering other people,

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<v Speaker 1>and like it or not, you're gonna notice other people's nails.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they Are they all done up? Are they bright

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<v Speaker 1>and colorful? Are they are they really making a statement?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they Are they kind of grimy? Are they you know?

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<v Speaker 1>They're they spotted with paint? Did they show where? And tear? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>These are these are some of the things that are

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<v Speaker 1>nails communicate and and it's it's it's like if you're

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<v Speaker 1>having a bad hair day or your hair is weird

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever reason, you know, you can put on a

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<v Speaker 1>cap and that's in many circumstances, and you know you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of get by. But a bad nail day or

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<v Speaker 1>bad bad nail days or months or what have you,

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<v Speaker 1>that's often kind of difficult to ignore. But on both sides, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you can wear gloves everywhere, but that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>communicate something else entirely. You're gonna look like you're ready

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<v Speaker 1>to do some strangling or your bond villain or something, right,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, there actually is another type of nail

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't get to that has always stood out

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind ever since I saw this movie when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little kid, Which are the cyborg nails

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<v Speaker 1>in Paul vere Joven's Total Recall. Remember the lady who

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<v Speaker 1>has nails that she's like touching with the stylus from

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<v Speaker 1>her computer and the changing Yeah, very cool. When will

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<v Speaker 1>they invent that? Yeah? And for the time being, we're

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<v Speaker 1>just left with with paints, right, um, And we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into the use of paints and other ornamental techniques on

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<v Speaker 1>our nails as well. In these episodes because ultimately, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>these these nails that we have um are kind of

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<v Speaker 1>at this intersection of so many different aspects of the

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<v Speaker 1>human condition. And if you look close enough, especially if

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<v Speaker 1>you go far back into prehistory or or look around

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<v Speaker 1>the world at different cultural treatments of nails, Uh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>far more strangeness and magic and religious significance than than

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<v Speaker 1>people might expect, especially if you're just an American who

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of clips them into the trash can. But

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we should start with a quick look at the

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<v Speaker 1>anatomy of a nail. And now we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>go super deep on this, but the simple version is

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<v Speaker 1>that you've got the hard part of the nail. This

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<v Speaker 1>plays to fingernails. In tone nails, the hard part of

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<v Speaker 1>the nail is known as the nail plate, and the

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<v Speaker 1>nail plate is made out of these compressed layers of

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<v Speaker 1>former epidermal skin cells that have been caratonized. Caratonized as

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<v Speaker 1>kind of it's your body doing two skin cells. What

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<v Speaker 1>Medusa does to people who invade her garden of rocks. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's it's filling the cells with keratin, which

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<v Speaker 1>is this tough, fibrous protective protein that makes up not

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<v Speaker 1>only the nails but also the hair and UH and

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<v Speaker 1>keratin is found in living skin cells as well, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the caratonized cells in the nail plate make it

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<v Speaker 1>not only tough, but relatively flexible and translucent. And the

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<v Speaker 1>translucent quality of the nails is I think it's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most interesting things about them. If you look close,

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<v Speaker 1>you can kind of see through it to the flesh underneath,

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<v Speaker 1>and then to the capillary blood flow under that. If

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<v Speaker 1>you look at it long enough, it might start to

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<v Speaker 1>get a little creepy, yeah, because because there's a sense

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<v Speaker 1>that the nail is strong. We know the nail is

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<v Speaker 1>is strong, and yet the flesh that we see through

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<v Speaker 1>that nail window looks very you know, soft and delicate

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<v Speaker 1>and and and we all often know from experience that

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<v Speaker 1>it is very sensitive under there. Absolutely, it's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like a window through your skin, but like a frosted

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<v Speaker 1>glass window, you know, not exactly transparent, but translucent. But so,

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<v Speaker 1>where does the nail plate come from. Well, it comes

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<v Speaker 1>from the nail matrix, which is found at the base

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<v Speaker 1>of the nail, and this is sort of the cellular factory.

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<v Speaker 1>It turns out new nail plate through cell division over time,

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<v Speaker 1>and as new cells form at the base of the nail,

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<v Speaker 1>it pushes the old nail out from the root, which

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<v Speaker 1>is why nails grow. Now, it's interesting to note that

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<v Speaker 1>there are nails are actually composed of three layers of

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<v Speaker 1>that fibrous composite keratin. And and this is of course

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<v Speaker 1>a fibrous protein. Like we said, it's found in hair

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<v Speaker 1>and feathers and hoofs, claws and horns. Uh. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking a little deeper into just the the structural

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<v Speaker 1>integrity of the nail. I read an article from back

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<v Speaker 1>in two thousand four that was published an Experimental biology

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<v Speaker 1>by Firing at All, in which the researchers quote examine

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<v Speaker 1>the structure and fracture properties of human fingernails to determine

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<v Speaker 1>how they resist bending forces while preventing fractors running longitudinally

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<v Speaker 1>in the nail bed. So we we've all cracked a

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<v Speaker 1>nail before. I imagine it's not a fingernail than a

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<v Speaker 1>toe nail. That's a quick thing for me. Yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a you know, but you know, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful thing that we tend to see far more

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<v Speaker 1>latitudinal cracks than the opposite in other words, cracks tend

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<v Speaker 1>to be more or less parallel to the edge of

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<v Speaker 1>the nail, as opposed to straight up the middle, which

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<v Speaker 1>would obviously be far more traumatic. Not to say it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't occur, but um, but generally you're gonna have one

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<v Speaker 1>that's going across the nail. So that means that our

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<v Speaker 1>nails are an isotropic, meaning the material has a different

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<v Speaker 1>value when measured in different directions. And this is much

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<v Speaker 1>like wood, you know, which is stronger along the grain,

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<v Speaker 1>or like meat, you know, the direction in which you

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<v Speaker 1>slice a piece of meat makes a difference in how

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<v Speaker 1>tender it is. Uh. The same thing would probably be

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<v Speaker 1>true of your nails, right, Uh. And that's exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>they ended up doing in this experiment, like tested like

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<v Speaker 1>cutting on nails, uh, not living nails, I believe they were.

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<v Speaker 1>They were trimming so that they used in the experiment.

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<v Speaker 1>But basically, there are long, narrow cells in the thick

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<v Speaker 1>intermediate layer, while tile like cells in the thinner dorsal

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<v Speaker 1>and ventral layers increase bending strength and prevents cracking from forming.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's very nice, and really all this lines up

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<v Speaker 1>with just the way that we tend to use our nails, uh, scraping, prying, tweezing.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've ever tried to use your fingernails as a screwdriver,

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<v Speaker 1>you've hit up on some of the design limitations, but

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<v Speaker 1>also some of the flexibility of the nail. You'll find that, uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just pressing on something, if you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>like dig something out of your own skin, and you

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<v Speaker 1>probably shouldn't do that, but if you are, you'll find

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<v Speaker 1>that you have a fair amount of you know, of

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<v Speaker 1>pressure you can exert on that nail. Right, But if

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<v Speaker 1>you start trying to go side to side with a

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<v Speaker 1>with with the head of a screw, you're gonna find, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not really rigid enough to turn the screw. But fortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time, um, it's not so brittle that

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<v Speaker 1>I just ripped my nail to pieces when I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>and failing to do that. Oh. I've never thought to

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<v Speaker 1>put it into words like that, but you're absolutely right,

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<v Speaker 1>Like twisting pressure on the nail does not feel as

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<v Speaker 1>as comfortable and easy as regular like tweezing or pressing

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<v Speaker 1>pressure is. Yeah, I mean not to say you can't

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<v Speaker 1>turn a nail, I mean turn a screw a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit with your nail. But I think you'll find that

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<v Speaker 1>if when it gets to the nitty gritty of trying

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<v Speaker 1>to actually put some force into the rotation of the screw,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to realize that you should probably stop what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing and get an actual screwdriver. Now, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting contradiction, a sort of psychological contradiction that comes

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<v Speaker 1>with the nails which is that they're the parts of

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<v Speaker 1>our body that would be the toughest, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>ones we would put out front as as defensive parts,

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<v Speaker 1>the teeth, the nails. There there are defense mechanism. But

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<v Speaker 1>one thing you've noticed if you if you ever tried

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<v Speaker 1>to trim a dog's toenails, is that they generally do

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<v Speaker 1>not like this at all. They do not want their

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<v Speaker 1>toenails to be messed with, even though it's the hardest

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<v Speaker 1>part of their body, and you can mess around with

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<v Speaker 1>the soft parts of their body. They're usually fine with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But you start going in for the nails and they

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<v Speaker 1>get all squirmy and say, I want to clatter around

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor forever. Uh, And you will not get

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<v Speaker 1>a chance to do this. And there's actually a similar

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<v Speaker 1>kind of contradiction. I think that goes on in human

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<v Speaker 1>psychology because think about all of the horrifying images that

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<v Speaker 1>people you know, they occur in movies, of course, unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes they're practiced in reality, and they all probably just

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<v Speaker 1>occur to us naturally when you imagine something bad happening

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<v Speaker 1>to your nails or your teeth, it's like a particular

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<v Speaker 1>kind of vulnerability obsession. Yeah, and and I should add,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't want to hear about any of this,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, feel free to skip, like maybe you know,

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<v Speaker 1>ten fifty seconds. But we're not gonna dwell on this

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<v Speaker 1>long or in great detail. But but yeah, it should

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<v Speaker 1>be noted that fingernail based torture goes back quite a

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<v Speaker 1>ways given the delicacy. And certainly there are a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of nerves in our fingers, and the nail actually makes

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<v Speaker 1>our finger more sensitive, which is something that that I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't really thought about before. But this was pointed out

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<v Speaker 1>by Evan Writer, assistant professor in the Ronald O. Pearlman

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<v Speaker 1>Department of Dermatology, n y U langon health, quoted in

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<v Speaker 1>a Mental Floss article by Jordan Rosenfeld from two thousand eighteen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the way I've read it put is that by providing

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<v Speaker 1>a counter pressure to your fingertip. It gives you special

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<v Speaker 1>sensitivity in the skin cells in your fingertip that wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be there otherwise. Yeah, which is something to keep in

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<v Speaker 1>mind the next time you have some sort of issue

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<v Speaker 1>with your nails where you find yourself asking that question,

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<v Speaker 1>why do I have these What is what good are

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<v Speaker 1>these nails doing me when they're causing me so much

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<v Speaker 1>discomfort right now? UM? I know, for for my own part,

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<v Speaker 1>I in the past had ingrown tonenails on both of

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<v Speaker 1>my my big toes and uh, and had to have

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<v Speaker 1>the thing where the the podiatrist goes in and like

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<v Speaker 1>removes a section of the toenail and kills the nail

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<v Speaker 1>bed underneath it. Um to to prevent that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>thing from happening. And I kind of get the impression

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<v Speaker 1>that this is not all that uncommon because I have

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<v Speaker 1>other friends who we've compared toes and we're like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you had the same thing done. Well, I'm sorry you

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<v Speaker 1>had to endure that, Robert. But I also do find

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<v Speaker 1>it quite amusing that you have you have toe parties

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<v Speaker 1>with your friends. Well, you know, I have to say

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<v Speaker 1>that the procedure is far preferable to an ingrown toenail.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So if if you uh, you know, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>having issues like that, and you should definitely try and

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<v Speaker 1>get some some help with it. That is not yourself

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<v Speaker 1>toying around and trying to perform some sort of amateur

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<v Speaker 1>surgery on yourself in the bathroom, because that's only going

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<v Speaker 1>to result in more pain. Um. Speaking of which, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to admit that I did not have the stomach

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<v Speaker 1>to really dive into this topic of of nail torture

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<v Speaker 1>in depth. I know there's a book, famous book by

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<v Speaker 1>George Riley Scott, The History of Torture throughout the Ages,

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<v Speaker 1>and I skimmed that a little bit and quickly realized

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<v Speaker 1>that my eyes were a little bigger than my stomach

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<v Speaker 1>on that one. Um. But basically you have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of accounts of de nailing in there, either by just

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<v Speaker 1>pulling the nails out or by first using the insertion

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<v Speaker 1>of a red hot nail beneath the fingernail as a

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<v Speaker 1>precursor to de nailing. George Riley Scott, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>also wrote a history of prostitution in the early twentieth

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<v Speaker 1>century that I understand was one of one of, if

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<v Speaker 1>not the first histories of prostitution. That was not like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not coming from a super judgmental standpoint, like

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<v Speaker 1>a moralizing standpoint. H Well, that's interesting. So we're done

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<v Speaker 1>with the nail torture that others inflict on us, I

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<v Speaker 1>think at this point. But let's come back to that

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<v Speaker 1>other form of sort of nail punishment that we sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>do it ourselves, nail biting. Oh yeah, So, as I

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<v Speaker 1>said before, I am not a habitual nail biter, but

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<v Speaker 1>I have observed a bunch of it up close over

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<v Speaker 1>the years, and so I don't know, I've I've sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like mused on it for a long time. So

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<v Speaker 1>habitual nail biting is known clinically as on ecophagia, and

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<v Speaker 1>studies have found somewhere between maybe twenty to thirty percent

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<v Speaker 1>of people in total do it, though it varies a

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<v Speaker 1>lot by age um. So the twenty to thirty percent

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<v Speaker 1>figure comes from a study published in twenty seventeen and

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<v Speaker 1>the Journal of Dermatological Treatment by Pierre Halte at All.

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<v Speaker 1>But according to some sources, nail biting peaks in early years,

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<v Speaker 1>especially in teenage years, with some estimates as high as

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<v Speaker 1>forty five percent. Of teenagers doing it regularly, which sounds

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<v Speaker 1>very high. But then again, I guess I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what teenagers do. I do have to come back to

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<v Speaker 1>um the name of the habitual nail bite though, because

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<v Speaker 1>the uh, the actual meaning of that is is the

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<v Speaker 1>eating of of fingernails, right, I mean it, which is

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<v Speaker 1>not actually what's going on, right at least not in

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<v Speaker 1>most cases. I don't know. Maybe who knows what some

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<v Speaker 1>people swallow, But yeah, phagia, that's you know, that's used

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<v Speaker 1>in the terms for the eating of all kinds of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Into my phegia is the eating of insects and so forth, copperphagia.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to get into hogegias, the eating of hogs,

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<v Speaker 1>of great sandwiches. But even if you're not swallowing the nails,

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<v Speaker 1>nicophagia can have a lot of negative consequences. For one thing,

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<v Speaker 1>that your nails are very dirty. They are sort of

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<v Speaker 1>a hot spot for bacteria on your body and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I was reading several articles about this. One

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<v Speaker 1>thing I was reading was an article in The Verge

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<v Speaker 1>by Alessandra Potenza, and the author here pointed out that

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<v Speaker 1>nail biding can also have dental consequences, So she pointed

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<v Speaker 1>to some dental health blogs that I was looking at.

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<v Speaker 1>Several of these had dentist citing an estimate from the

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<v Speaker 1>Academy of General Dentistry that quote, nail biting can result

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<v Speaker 1>in up to four thousand dollars in additional dental bills

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<v Speaker 1>over one lifetime. Because there are a number of reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>But apparently it's not good for your teeth to be

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<v Speaker 1>chewing too much in any case, and it's especially not

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<v Speaker 1>good to be always putting chewing pressure down with your

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<v Speaker 1>front teeth. I mean, you think about it, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>normally how you chew. Normally, you chew kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>with the pressing of your back teeth, But when you're

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<v Speaker 1>biting with your nails, you're kind of aligning your jaw

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<v Speaker 1>in a strange way to bring your front teeth together

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<v Speaker 1>and turn them into clippers. But beyond that, there's also

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<v Speaker 1>just the the exchange of bacteria from one place to

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<v Speaker 1>the other and it and it actually does go both ways.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're getting bacteria from under your fingernails and your

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<v Speaker 1>fingertips into your mouth, but you're also getting bacteria from

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<v Speaker 1>your mouth under your fingernails, which can cause infections there

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<v Speaker 1>and apparently it can be bad both ways. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>there's really no upside to doing it. Um, obviously just

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<v Speaker 1>stopping is easier said than done. But but but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>from from a purely health standpoint, um, it's best to

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<v Speaker 1>stay away from it. But that leads to the interesting

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<v Speaker 1>question of why we bite our nails in the first place,

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<v Speaker 1>and why some people, especially in engage in o nicophagia

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<v Speaker 1>like the habitual, repetitive biting of the nails. I was

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<v Speaker 1>reading an interesting article about this in Fox by the

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<v Speaker 1>science writer Joseph Stromberg, and so he cites that there

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<v Speaker 1>were several early theories on nail biting, of course, before

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<v Speaker 1>we had modern psychology. One of course, was Freud, and

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<v Speaker 1>Freud grouped nail biting as one of the obsessions that

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<v Speaker 1>fell under the oral receptive personality. And in Freudian theory,

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<v Speaker 1>the idea was that if a if a child nursed

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<v Speaker 1>too much during infancy, they would grow up to have

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<v Speaker 1>this oral fixation, the oral receptive fixation, and which caused

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<v Speaker 1>them to always like chew on their nails and like

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<v Speaker 1>put objects in their mouth. You know the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>people who are always like putting a stick in their

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<v Speaker 1>mouth or something. But again, you know, this is Freudian

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<v Speaker 1>is um. There's no real evidence for this, and as

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<v Speaker 1>far as I could tell, there's never been any evidence

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<v Speaker 1>that's turned up that there's any connection whatsoever between nursing

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<v Speaker 1>in early childhood and and so called oral fixations. It

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<v Speaker 1>just seems to be another one of those things that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Freud kind of said it, but there's no

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<v Speaker 1>reason to believe it's true unless you're one of those

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<v Speaker 1>people that has one of those bumper stickers that says

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<v Speaker 1>Freud said it, I believe it. That settled it. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>More recently, nail biting has been listed in the d

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<v Speaker 1>s M is a form of o c D of

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<v Speaker 1>obsessive compulsive disorder, but not all experts agreed that this

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<v Speaker 1>is the best categorization for it, as not all forms

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<v Speaker 1>of nail biting or universally considered really obsessive UM. And

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<v Speaker 1>so another theory has emerged that nail biting is sort

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<v Speaker 1>of a form of emotion regulation. Just one example of

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<v Speaker 1>this is a study from published in the Journal of

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<v Speaker 1>Behavior Therapy and Experimental Psychiatry by Sarah Roberts at All

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<v Speaker 1>called the Impact of Emotions on Body Focused repetitive behaviors

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<v Speaker 1>evidence from a non treatment seeking sample. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>a whole class of of behaviors, body focused repetitive behaviors

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<v Speaker 1>that can involve nail biting, hair pulling, you know, various

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<v Speaker 1>things that were sort of often grooming related, skin picking,

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff. And so in this study they

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<v Speaker 1>tested people in several different kinds of scenarios that were

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<v Speaker 1>trying to elicit certain emotional reactions. One was a frustration situation,

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<v Speaker 1>in which subjects would be given a difficult job to

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<v Speaker 1>do that that could not possibly be done in the

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<v Speaker 1>time they were given to do it. Um. Another one

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<v Speaker 1>was a boredom scenario where people were left in a

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<v Speaker 1>room with nothing to do. Another one was an anxiety

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<v Speaker 1>scenario where they were asked to watch an extremely terrifying

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<v Speaker 1>movie scene. I think it was a plane crash scene

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<v Speaker 1>from the movie Alive. I've never seen it. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>the one where the soccer players resort to cannibalism? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the one based on true occurrences, But but certainly

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<v Speaker 1>is notable for having just a very terrifying and at

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<v Speaker 1>least at the time, very convincing airplane crash scene. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure how it holds up today, but I imagine

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<v Speaker 1>it holds up pretty well. And then finally there was

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<v Speaker 1>a relaxation condition where they're watching a video. They're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in a nice comfy chair and they're watching video of

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<v Speaker 1>a pleasant beach scene. That's nice too, I like that

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<v Speaker 1>movie a lot. What makes you wonder I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>want to see the video, Like how exactly relaxing is

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<v Speaker 1>the speech? What if you're looking at the speech and

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<v Speaker 1>thinking like, ooh, I don't know, sharks, Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you could, um it certainly remind there are these wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>videos called moving Art that you can find on I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're a Netflix, and they're basically that kind of vibe,

0:21:56.960 --> 0:22:01.159
<v Speaker 1>like really soothing ambient music. Um, and then these just

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful scenes of things like beaches or mountains and sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>wildlife depending on what the theme of the episode is.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's some great nap time fair Oh nice. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>well so anyway, so the results of the study were

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<v Speaker 1>basically that observed behaviors in reported desire to bite the

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<v Speaker 1>nails and engage in these repetitive body focused behaviors. It

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<v Speaker 1>singled out two situations especially, which were stress and boredom

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<v Speaker 1>and uh In Stromberg's article, he quotes Fred Penzel, who's

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<v Speaker 1>a psychologist who helps patients who who deal with nail biting,

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<v Speaker 1>and Penzel says of people in these conditions, quote, when

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<v Speaker 1>they're under stimulated, the behavior provides stimulation, and when they're

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<v Speaker 1>over stimulated, it actually helps them calm down. And he

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<v Speaker 1>compares it to nicotine actually with the idea that the

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<v Speaker 1>nicotine and cigarettes can sort of be a stimulant when

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<v Speaker 1>you are under stimulated, and it can be a relaxant

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<v Speaker 1>when you are over stimulated. Uh So, another question is

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<v Speaker 1>how do you quit if you if you're a nail

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<v Speaker 1>biter and you want to stop. I've read several ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>One of course, is just trying to replace nail biting

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<v Speaker 1>with an incompatible alternative activity. So in situations where you

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<v Speaker 1>might find yourself biting your nails, have something that you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing with your hands that you know you can't bite

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<v Speaker 1>your nails at the same time, or alternately, I've read

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<v Speaker 1>people say, hey, just wear gloves or put tape over

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<v Speaker 1>the ends of your fingers. There's even there are even

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<v Speaker 1>companies that make especially tailored, nasty tasting clear nail polished

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<v Speaker 1>so that if you put your fingers in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>That is disgusting. All Right, on that note, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to take a quick break, but we'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank Alright, we're back. So we're talking about nails. And

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<v Speaker 1>one question that I find myself thinking about when when

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I'm bored or idle and I start staring at

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<v Speaker 1>my own nails, is how fast exactly to these suckers grow? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there is an answer to this, and it varies from

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<v Speaker 1>not not only from person to person but throughout a

0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:05.760
<v Speaker 1>person's lifetime. But an average figure that's often cited is

0:24:05.800 --> 0:24:10.000
<v Speaker 1>that fingernails tend to grow about zero point one millimeters

0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:12.879
<v Speaker 1>per day one tenth of a millimeter per day. So

0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:15.120
<v Speaker 1>at this rate, if you wanted to grow nails as

0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:18.520
<v Speaker 1>long as a six meter saltwater crocodile, it would take

0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:21.800
<v Speaker 1>about sixty thousand days or about a hundred and sixty

0:24:21.840 --> 0:24:25.680
<v Speaker 1>four years. But unfortunately, even if you could live that long,

0:24:25.720 --> 0:24:29.280
<v Speaker 1>your nails would probably not keep growing at such a

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:33.520
<v Speaker 1>dependable rate indefinitely. And one of the great studies in

0:24:33.560 --> 0:24:37.840
<v Speaker 1>the history of fingernail research is actually uh something that

0:24:37.880 --> 0:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>contributes to our understanding of this fact, and it's something

0:24:41.040 --> 0:24:44.159
<v Speaker 1>that's also in the spirit of Albert Hofman with lsd

0:24:44.600 --> 0:24:47.800
<v Speaker 1>or Barry Marshall, the guy who put a Helicobacter pylori

0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:50.159
<v Speaker 1>in his in his stomach to prove that it was

0:24:50.240 --> 0:24:53.000
<v Speaker 1>the cause of ulcers rather than say stress or acidic

0:24:53.040 --> 0:24:57.960
<v Speaker 1>foods uh it. It is a bold act of self experimentation,

0:24:58.480 --> 0:25:01.320
<v Speaker 1>and I will say an astoni wishing feat of commitment

0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:04.439
<v Speaker 1>over time. And this is the story of a doctor

0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:09.440
<v Speaker 1>named William Bean. All right, So, Dr William B. Bean

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:12.360
<v Speaker 1>was a physician in a medical historian who lived from

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:15.720
<v Speaker 1>nineteen o nine to nineteen eighty nine, and he taught

0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:18.879
<v Speaker 1>medicine at the University of Iowa College of Medicine and

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:22.960
<v Speaker 1>the University of Texas in Galveston. In addition to his

0:25:23.040 --> 0:25:26.840
<v Speaker 1>medical practice and his teaching and his research, William Bean

0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:29.920
<v Speaker 1>was a prolific writer. And I think it's worth saying

0:25:29.960 --> 0:25:33.800
<v Speaker 1>that he was also an unusually good writer. An example

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<v Speaker 1>that I saw pointed out in a paper on Bean's

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:38.680
<v Speaker 1>life was a passage that I'm about to read, which

0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:42.000
<v Speaker 1>which he wrote simply praising the virtues of books for

0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:44.879
<v Speaker 1>the dedication of a library. And I just thought this

0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:46.920
<v Speaker 1>was so lovely. So, Robert, do you mind if I

0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 1>read this here, Bean wrote. Books remind us of friendship.

0:25:52.480 --> 0:25:55.920
<v Speaker 1>They lead us to equanimity and peace, at least peace

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:59.679
<v Speaker 1>of mind. They help us maintain our individuality without the

0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:04.240
<v Speaker 1>dear and crushing loneliness of those who love only themselves.

0:26:04.960 --> 0:26:07.560
<v Speaker 1>The wisdom we gain from books leads us to act

0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:11.359
<v Speaker 1>as though we were building our ideas for eternity, mindful

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:14.199
<v Speaker 1>that the nature of life and death are so ordered

0:26:14.240 --> 0:26:17.440
<v Speaker 1>that we and our works are fleeting and falling grains

0:26:17.440 --> 0:26:20.879
<v Speaker 1>of sand in the hour glass of time. If we

0:26:20.920 --> 0:26:23.399
<v Speaker 1>can avoid the apathy of those who claim to know

0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:26.679
<v Speaker 1>that nothing matters, and the sheer folly of those who

0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:30.640
<v Speaker 1>know that they personally matter immensely, we shall have been

0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:35.639
<v Speaker 1>worthy successors to that silent company of physicians, our medical forebears,

0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:39.240
<v Speaker 1>whose spirits watch over us here. Through the careful and

0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:43.080
<v Speaker 1>scholarly making and the wise use of books and libraries,

0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:46.720
<v Speaker 1>they build our great tradition. By following them, we must

0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 1>add to it, as physicians, wise and humble in the care,

0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>the comfort, and sometimes in the cure of our fellows

0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:57.560
<v Speaker 1>in their sickness and in their sorrow. Oh, that is beautiful.

0:26:57.800 --> 0:26:59.960
<v Speaker 1>And he actually brings some of this uh, some of

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:04.399
<v Speaker 1>this thoughtful writing spirit to his scientific papers. So this

0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:09.000
<v Speaker 1>really remarkable self experiment that William being carried out is

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 1>revealed by the title of a paper that he published

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:15.159
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty and the Archives of Internal Medicine called

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Nail Growth thirty five years of observation. That is dedication.

0:27:21.520 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, so so that is correct. You are understanding

0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:28.880
<v Speaker 1>the title correctly. There William being meticulously tracked the rate

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:33.359
<v Speaker 1>of his own nail growth for thirty five years, beginning

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:36.600
<v Speaker 1>sometime in the early nineteen forties, I think even as

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 1>the earliest nineteen forty one, and he published his findings

0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:42.440
<v Speaker 1>in a series of scientific articles, the first of which

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:44.760
<v Speaker 1>appeared in nineteen fifty three and all the way up

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 1>until nineteen eighty. I think the one in nineteen eighty

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:50.239
<v Speaker 1>was the last one. So thinking about this problem, I

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:53.159
<v Speaker 1>immediately would have a question, which is how exactly do

0:27:53.240 --> 0:27:56.560
<v Speaker 1>you track how much your nails grow? Right? Like, you

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:58.879
<v Speaker 1>can look at your nail and I don't know it

0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:02.239
<v Speaker 1>looks this long to a but uh, like, if if

0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:05.160
<v Speaker 1>you clip them eventually or if something comes off of them,

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 1>how do you know how much it has grown? Yeah?

0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:09.879
<v Speaker 1>I know when? When? When you brought up this study. Like.

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:11.879
<v Speaker 1>The first thing that comes to mind is some is

0:28:11.880 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 1>like a bearded uh professor type who has one hand

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 1>that has those big, long spiral fingernails up. No, he

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:22.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't do that, uh No, but he did find an

0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:26.439
<v Speaker 1>interesting way. Being actually explains in this paper that there

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 1>are a number of ways to track the growth of

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 1>your nails. Uh And this is his method. Quote. I

0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>make an indentation with the little file commonly employed to

0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:40.640
<v Speaker 1>open small glass vials. On the first day of each month,

0:28:40.760 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I file a transverse groove just at the edge of

0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:46.840
<v Speaker 1>the free margin of the cuticle, being careful not to

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 1>push it back or interfere with it. Within a week

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:52.720
<v Speaker 1>or two after marking the nail, the end is recorded

0:28:52.800 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 1>when the mark has just reached the free margin of

0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>the nail exactly one point four or five centimeters from

0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:03.480
<v Speaker 1>the start. Early in my observations, I measured nail clippings

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:07.280
<v Speaker 1>by linear growth than by weight. With careful calculations, I

0:29:07.320 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 1>found that anywhere from to more than fifty percent of

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:15.040
<v Speaker 1>the nail had been used up by unnoticed attrition. Not

0:29:15.120 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 1>only does the length of the nail wear away, but

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 1>the dorsal surface also wears down. If a fingernail is

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 1>trimmed with scissors and not filed, sharp angles can be

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 1>felt since scissors simply takes away bites without filing, These

0:29:30.400 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 1>sharp points disappear in a day or two from unnoticed

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:37.400
<v Speaker 1>wear and tear. Uh. And I found this very interesting. So,

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:41.520
<v Speaker 1>even apart from clipping, being observes that somewhere between a

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 1>quarter and a half of the mass of the nail

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 1>just vanishes over time through regular wear and tear. Yeah,

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:53.120
<v Speaker 1>it's it's we we easily take these these tools that

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 1>are our fingernails for granted, because we use them all

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:59.440
<v Speaker 1>the time to varying degrees to interact with the world

0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:03.760
<v Speaker 1>around us. But they are self replenishing, you know, unlike

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 1>the various real tools we use on the on the

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:11.960
<v Speaker 1>on natural materials. Uh, those we inevitably have to replace

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 1>as they wear out. Yeah, it absolutely makes logical sense,

0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 1>but it's it's just hard to square that with my

0:30:17.360 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 1>experience because I feel like I never notice my my

0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:25.320
<v Speaker 1>fingernails just being worn away. But obviously it happens a lot. Yeah,

0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:27.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, like you say, if nothing else, you'll

0:30:27.240 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 1>notice that that the sharp edge will go away, um,

0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, pretty quickly on its own. Even if you

0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:35.640
<v Speaker 1>don't file them. Isn't that interesting? Yeah? Uh? And I

0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:39.400
<v Speaker 1>also want to note Bean's dedication to accuracy and control,

0:30:40.040 --> 0:30:42.240
<v Speaker 1>since he notes that at one point, to make sure

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:46.200
<v Speaker 1>that the cuticle itself was not advancing or receding unnoticed

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:48.360
<v Speaker 1>of course, because you know, if the cuticle was moving,

0:30:48.760 --> 0:30:51.200
<v Speaker 1>that would change how his measurements were happening with the

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 1>with the file in the nail plate. Uh, just to

0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 1>make sure the cuticle wasn't moving, Being made a tattoo

0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 1>in his thumbnail to use as a bench mark. What

0:31:01.600 --> 0:31:04.040
<v Speaker 1>a little more on his on his method. This is

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:06.680
<v Speaker 1>a quote from an earlier paper by Being, which was

0:31:06.720 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>reproduced in a Discover magazine article on him. I was reading,

0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 1>uh so being wrights quote. When I first began to

0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:16.960
<v Speaker 1>measure the rate of nail growth, I scored marks on

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 1>all my nails. Within a few months, I found that

0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 1>each nail had its own pace. This was clearly distinguishable,

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 1>even by the rather crude method that I used. Some

0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 1>nails grew rapidly, some in an intermediate phase, less rapidly,

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 1>and some slowly. The differences were small, but regular. There

0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 1>was consistency in the variation. So if I applied a

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 1>ratio I could tell by measuring one nail what the

0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 1>others were doing. And this I did on several occasions.

0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:52.040
<v Speaker 1>In simple terms, toenails grew more slowly than nails of

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 1>the hand, and the nail of the middle finger grows

0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 1>more rapidly than the nails of either the thumb or

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:03.479
<v Speaker 1>the little finger or the other two middle fingers interact.

0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 1>So the middle finger is the one that he found

0:32:05.760 --> 0:32:08.520
<v Speaker 1>to uh to grow the fastest. Yes, and this is

0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:10.960
<v Speaker 1>a finding that has been reproduced in other studies that

0:32:11.000 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll mention in a minute. Just surprisingly interesting. Yeah, I

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:17.200
<v Speaker 1>would have guessed the index finger just thinking about like

0:32:17.240 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 1>the way that I interact with things with my finger. Now,

0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:21.520
<v Speaker 1>I would think, well, that's the one you're most likely,

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, you see some sort of strange film on

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:25.840
<v Speaker 1>a window or something, you need to scratch at it,

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:28.200
<v Speaker 1>and you're going to use your index surely. Uh So

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:31.520
<v Speaker 1>that's that's that's interesting. Yeah, yeah, it is um And

0:32:31.520 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 1>we'll get to possible explanations for this difference in in

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 1>just a bit here, But I want to read being

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:40.480
<v Speaker 1>summary of his paper from from nineteen eighty. He says,

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 1>quote a thirty five year observation of the growth of

0:32:43.840 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 1>my nails indicates the slowing of growth with increasing age.

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 1>The average daily growth of the left thumbnail, for instance,

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>has varied from zero point one twenty three millimeters a

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:58.480
<v Speaker 1>day during the first part of the study when I

0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:01.640
<v Speaker 1>was thirty two years of age to zero points zero

0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 1>nine five millimeters a day at the age of sixty seven.

0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 1>And uh, and pursuing that line of thought a little further,

0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 1>he actually does get strangely thoughtful and melancholy about it,

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 1>or maybe not melancholy, at least there there's a kind

0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:19.240
<v Speaker 1>of haunting and beautiful passage, or at least unusually so

0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 1>for a medical journal paper. And so this is my

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:25.040
<v Speaker 1>last quote from being He writes. The kind of pleasure

0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 1>and understanding that I get from studying natural history has

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 1>long vanished from most contemporary teaching institutions that have become

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:36.560
<v Speaker 1>part of intensive care units, which are supposed to save

0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:41.920
<v Speaker 1>the residual intellectual machinery of medical students. The teeming mass

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:47.080
<v Speaker 1>of hope and pain, technical virtuosity, and de personalization called

0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 1>a health center delivers packets of what is termed medical care.

0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:55.760
<v Speaker 1>The capacity to look remains, but the capacity to see

0:33:55.880 --> 0:33:59.280
<v Speaker 1>has all but vanished teachers and students forget that the

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 1>ability to palpate is not the same as the ability

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:06.640
<v Speaker 1>to feel. As a gentle countercurrent, I set forth here

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 1>this most recent five year installment of the observations of

0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:13.200
<v Speaker 1>the growth of my left thumbnail. It is a very

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 1>long record of the growth of human deciduous tissue. It's

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:21.960
<v Speaker 1>duration has little precedent in clinical medicine or human natural history. Still,

0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 1>the nail provides a slowly moving keratin chimograph that measures

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 1>age on the inexorable absissa of time. So there's something

0:34:32.160 --> 0:34:36.320
<v Speaker 1>actually strangely profound going on here, which is by meticulously

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 1>measuring the slowing of the growth of his fingernails over time,

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:47.120
<v Speaker 1>he's actually watching his body become less cellularly productive every

0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:51.759
<v Speaker 1>single year as the circulation slows down. As that's one probable,

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:55.400
<v Speaker 1>at least partial explanation for it. As the body grows older,

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:59.160
<v Speaker 1>it becomes less efficient at producing new cells. Uh, the

0:34:59.239 --> 0:35:02.720
<v Speaker 1>fingernail grows with just slows and slows, and he's measuring

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 1>it in such minute detail that he can see it

0:35:05.520 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 1>happened month by month as the body says, all right,

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:11.400
<v Speaker 1>we are we're going to slow down on nail production,

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:16.040
<v Speaker 1>but we're all in on ear hair. My god, I

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 1>would love to read a William Bean study on his

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 1>ear hair. I think it would be so lovely. All Right,

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.879
<v Speaker 1>So that was But we're gonna take a quick break.

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:27.560
<v Speaker 1>But when we come back, we're going to consider what

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 1>more recent researchers had to say about nails, and then

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:33.640
<v Speaker 1>we'll get into some other nail related topics before we

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 1>close out this first episode on on on the subject. Thanks,

0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:41.880
<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you. Alright, we're back al right. So

0:35:41.920 --> 0:35:44.080
<v Speaker 1>in the last section we talked about the research of

0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 1>a doctor named William Bean who very carefully studied the

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:51.360
<v Speaker 1>rate of his own nail growth for thirty five years,

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:54.840
<v Speaker 1>and he published that study in nineteen eighty. But I

0:35:54.880 --> 0:35:57.319
<v Speaker 1>was looking for more recent stuff about the rate of

0:35:57.400 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 1>nail growth and there was a New York Times Q

0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:04.840
<v Speaker 1>and A from that addresses this by c Claiborne Ray

0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:08.760
<v Speaker 1>and uh. The The author here interviews Jeffrey S. Dover,

0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:12.480
<v Speaker 1>an Associate clinical professor of dermatology at the Yale School

0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:15.920
<v Speaker 1>of Medicine, who reports the following. So, first of all,

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:19.800
<v Speaker 1>we still don't know all of the factors that influence

0:36:19.880 --> 0:36:23.359
<v Speaker 1>the rate of nail growth. But it's generally accepted that

0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:28.400
<v Speaker 1>fingernails grow about three times as fast as toe nails. Robert,

0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:30.719
<v Speaker 1>does this square with your experience? I don't know if

0:36:30.760 --> 0:36:34.279
<v Speaker 1>it squares with mine. I mean, I don't doubt their findings.

0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 1>But prior to it either, But but but if you

0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:39.799
<v Speaker 1>but but but prior to this, hey, have you had

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:42.360
<v Speaker 1>quiz me on this, I would have guessed that the

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>rate was more or less the same. I feel like

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:47.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, just from when it is by observing my

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 1>nail growth. When it is time to trim my fingernails,

0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:54.319
<v Speaker 1>it's probably time to trim my toe nails. Though now

0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:57.879
<v Speaker 1>now that I think about it, maybe fingernails do seem

0:36:57.920 --> 0:37:00.400
<v Speaker 1>to require trimming a little more frequent only. But I

0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:02.520
<v Speaker 1>would don't know. I would have guessed at this particular

0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 1>rate that it would be three times as fast as toneenails. Yeah.

0:37:05.640 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I would have naturally come to this

0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:11.400
<v Speaker 1>conclusion either, But this seems to be a pretty consistent finding.

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Fingernails grow a lot faster, and three times the rate

0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:16.960
<v Speaker 1>does seem to be the average of the findings. Um.

0:37:17.640 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 1>They also, of course, they confirm what william being discovered,

0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 1>which is that nails tend to grow more slowly as

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:26.839
<v Speaker 1>you get older, and uh, let's see uh. And then,

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 1>speaking to Bruce Robinson, a clinical instructor of dermatology at

0:37:30.200 --> 0:37:33.959
<v Speaker 1>Lennox Hill and Mount Sinai Hospitals in Manhattan, fingernail growth

0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 1>apparently peaks in your teens and your twenties and then

0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:43.239
<v Speaker 1>declines afterwards. And then there's another very strange fact. Handedness,

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 1>as in left handed or right handed, appears to affect

0:37:47.320 --> 0:37:51.200
<v Speaker 1>the rate of fingernail growth. So if you're left handed,

0:37:51.239 --> 0:37:53.359
<v Speaker 1>the nails on your left hand will tend to grow

0:37:53.400 --> 0:37:56.760
<v Speaker 1>a bit faster, and vice versa. And the rate also

0:37:56.960 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 1>tends to increase in summer and decrease in winter. And

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:03.319
<v Speaker 1>it tends to be a little bit faster in men

0:38:03.320 --> 0:38:05.239
<v Speaker 1>than in women, and tends to be a little bit

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:09.920
<v Speaker 1>faster in women during pregnancy. Well, I mean, on the

0:38:09.960 --> 0:38:13.959
<v Speaker 1>handedness side of that, Uh, it would certainly be meeting

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:16.920
<v Speaker 1>the demand because you'd be more likely to to use

0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 1>that hand for you know, scratching at things, manipulating things

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:22.840
<v Speaker 1>with your fingernails and therefore wearing them down. Yeah, but

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:25.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean it makes you wonder, like, what's the mechanism

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 1>there is there some genetic kind of coding for handedness

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:31.600
<v Speaker 1>that says, okay, I know you know. Do your genes

0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 1>say okay, I know that you're left handed, So let's

0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 1>make the nails on the left hand grow faster. Or

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:39.399
<v Speaker 1>is there something else at work? Is it more kind

0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 1>of an adaptation to use of the hand and so

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:47.560
<v Speaker 1>as an illustration of the explanation of this question, uh,

0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:49.920
<v Speaker 1>there there was a study that I came across because

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I saw a reference to it in the Wired article

0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 1>by Nick Stockton. But the study was by this British

0:38:56.040 --> 0:39:00.800
<v Speaker 1>dermatologist named Rodney Dauber who worked at Church Chill Hospital

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:03.879
<v Speaker 1>in Oxford, and I think he sometimes lectured in dermatology

0:39:03.920 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 1>at Oxford University as well. I couldn't actually find if

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Dauber is still alive, so I'm not sure, but I

0:39:09.239 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 1>hope he is. But so around the year nineteen eighty

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 1>or eighty one, Dauber suffered what he described as quote

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:20.920
<v Speaker 1>a mallet finger deformity of the left ring finger whilst

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:25.280
<v Speaker 1>playing rugby and so basically this means his finger got jammed.

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:28.880
<v Speaker 1>This usually happens when something strikes you hard on the

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 1>fingertip and it bends the finger by force, and in

0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:36.759
<v Speaker 1>doing so damages the tendon that you normally used to

0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 1>straighten your finger. I've read that this can also be

0:39:39.480 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 1>called baseball finger, but that that I don't know that

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:44.520
<v Speaker 1>sounds like that should mean something else, like the tip

0:39:44.520 --> 0:39:47.399
<v Speaker 1>of your finger is swelling to baseball size. But with

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 1>this injury, Dauber saw an opportunity to test a theory

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:53.640
<v Speaker 1>about why the fingernails grow at different rates, and he's

0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:56.480
<v Speaker 1>so so in the spirit of William Bean. Also he

0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:59.920
<v Speaker 1>performed this experiment on himself and he published there was

0:40:00.000 --> 0:40:03.480
<v Speaker 1>else in Clinical and Experimental Dermatology in nineteen eighty one.

0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Study was called the Effect of Immobilization on Fingernail Growth.

0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:11.080
<v Speaker 1>So Dauber notes that there had been some other theories

0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:15.000
<v Speaker 1>to explain the observed difference in nail growth, and some

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:18.560
<v Speaker 1>of these differences were, for example, the nails on our

0:40:18.600 --> 0:40:22.880
<v Speaker 1>longest fingers tend to grow the fastest. So remember we

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:27.160
<v Speaker 1>mentioned earlier beans finding that the middle finger has the

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:31.640
<v Speaker 1>fastest growing nail, and so maybe this is an evolutionary

0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:35.400
<v Speaker 1>adaptation since the middle finger is usually a person's longest

0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:37.839
<v Speaker 1>finger and likely to be the first one to come

0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:39.960
<v Speaker 1>into contact with an object. If you just sort of

0:40:39.960 --> 0:40:44.400
<v Speaker 1>extend your whole hand. Maybe we have a genetic predisposition

0:40:44.440 --> 0:40:47.480
<v Speaker 1>to have a fast growing middle finger nail, and so

0:40:47.560 --> 0:40:51.240
<v Speaker 1>maybe the differential growth is programmed in the genetic level.

0:40:52.320 --> 0:40:56.319
<v Speaker 1>Another explanation was possibly people whose fingers are immobilized due

0:40:56.360 --> 0:41:01.759
<v Speaker 1>to hemi parisis or neuropathy tend to show decreased fingernail

0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:04.400
<v Speaker 1>growth as well, and so perhaps the lack of nerve

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 1>supply slows the growth of the fingernail. But finally, there

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:13.319
<v Speaker 1>was another theory which is known as terminal trauma, which

0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:15.759
<v Speaker 1>I should have checked to see if they ever made

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:19.800
<v Speaker 1>that into like a Michael Doodakov movie or something. But

0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:22.720
<v Speaker 1>but the the terminal trauma theory is that the nails

0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:27.480
<v Speaker 1>on some fingers grow faster because those fingertips are used

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 1>more often. And under this idea, the more fingertip encounters

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:35.839
<v Speaker 1>pressure or damage, the faster it's nail grows. And this

0:41:35.920 --> 0:41:39.360
<v Speaker 1>theory would be consistent with with observations by a Legro

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Clark and Buckston in the nineteen thirties that both nail

0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 1>biters and manual workers have more rapid nail growth. So yeah,

0:41:48.680 --> 0:41:50.440
<v Speaker 1>that's a finding. If you bite your nails or if

0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:53.720
<v Speaker 1>you tend to do you know, hard work with your hands,

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:56.839
<v Speaker 1>your nails grow faster than in people who don't do

0:41:56.880 --> 0:42:02.319
<v Speaker 1>these things. Interesting, so just supply meeting demand exactly. So

0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Daubert decided to test this by comparing the growth of

0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 1>the nails on both of his ring fingers, both while

0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:10.440
<v Speaker 1>his finger was splinted to help it heal from the

0:42:10.520 --> 0:42:14.279
<v Speaker 1>rugby jam, and while it was unsplinted and in normal use,

0:42:14.719 --> 0:42:18.440
<v Speaker 1>and his results supported the terminal trauma theory. In general,

0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:21.520
<v Speaker 1>the nails on his left hand grew slower than on

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 1>his right hand, but the left ring finger, which was

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:29.280
<v Speaker 1>in the splint that nail grew even more slowly while

0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 1>it was splinted and thus immobilized, and once he could

0:42:32.680 --> 0:42:35.759
<v Speaker 1>use his finger again, the nail grew faster. An also

0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:39.279
<v Speaker 1>interesting note in general the so if you're if you're

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:42.399
<v Speaker 1>right handed, the left hand nails tend to grow more

0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 1>slowly than than your right hand. But no matter how

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:49.239
<v Speaker 1>your handedness breaks down, toe nails tend to grow at

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 1>the same speed on the left and right. So this

0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:55.439
<v Speaker 1>might be a result of handedness being more important for

0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:59.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, what you do with your limbs than footedness. Now,

0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:01.840
<v Speaker 1>something that comes to mind on that point and this

0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:04.120
<v Speaker 1>would this would have to be something, This would actually

0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 1>be a kind of topic that I would I would

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:08.800
<v Speaker 1>love to look at it in the future. Is what

0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 1>what effect does shoes have on this? Because because of

0:43:12.120 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 1>course we so many of us wear shoes, of great

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:20.360
<v Speaker 1>number of us, and certainly I think individuals more likely

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:23.319
<v Speaker 1>to be heading up or participating in a study of

0:43:23.400 --> 0:43:27.760
<v Speaker 1>this sort. And we know from that the shoes change

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:31.320
<v Speaker 1>like the shape of our foot. You know that these

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 1>are these are not natural um sheaths that we're putting

0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:37.839
<v Speaker 1>our our feet into. And I wonder if if our

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:41.799
<v Speaker 1>shoes would be serving to apply more of a constant

0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:45.440
<v Speaker 1>and sustained pressure on the nails. Um. I don't know,

0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of an open question for me. Well, yeah,

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:50.359
<v Speaker 1>I wonder I wondered about exactly that kind of thing.

0:43:50.440 --> 0:43:53.279
<v Speaker 1>So why did the toenails grow slower than the fingernails?

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:56.920
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if that is natural among all people, no

0:43:56.960 --> 0:43:59.239
<v Speaker 1>matter what you do with your feet, or if that

0:43:59.400 --> 0:44:02.120
<v Speaker 1>is more an artifact of shoe wearing. Like I wonder

0:44:02.160 --> 0:44:04.880
<v Speaker 1>if if you run around barefoot a lot or often

0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:08.239
<v Speaker 1>like kicking at things with your toes, would your toenails

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:11.160
<v Speaker 1>grow faster? Right? Oh? Yeah, that's another good point. Yeah,

0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:13.480
<v Speaker 1>like because like I guess, I think of like the

0:44:13.520 --> 0:44:16.719
<v Speaker 1>beach person who is going out barefoot at a lot, Like,

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:19.359
<v Speaker 1>on one hand, you're not going to have the end

0:44:19.400 --> 0:44:22.399
<v Speaker 1>of your shoe um, pushing against your toe nails or

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:26.960
<v Speaker 1>restraining your feet, but perhaps you're you're more likely to

0:44:27.080 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>you know, to scratch around it things, to use your

0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:33.120
<v Speaker 1>toenails in a way that is more in keeping with uh,

0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:36.480
<v Speaker 1>their their evolved purpose. I guess yeah. I I didn't

0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:39.600
<v Speaker 1>find any evidence of whether anybody has studied this question,

0:44:39.680 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 1>but if you are a toenail fingernail researcher out there,

0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:46.560
<v Speaker 1>maybe look into this. Does being a barefoot person make

0:44:46.600 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 1>the difference? Yeah, but anyway to summarize it, so, I

0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:52.439
<v Speaker 1>think it looks like there's pretty good evidence that when

0:44:52.480 --> 0:44:56.000
<v Speaker 1>fingertips are put to more work by touching things doing

0:44:56.120 --> 0:44:59.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, just generally manipulating objects, putting pressure on the

0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:03.600
<v Speaker 1>fingertip wear and tear, the nails grow faster. And this

0:45:03.640 --> 0:45:07.200
<v Speaker 1>could explain part of the difference in growth made by

0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:11.040
<v Speaker 1>handedness and the differences that are observed based on what

0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 1>we do with our hands, such as if you're a

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:16.600
<v Speaker 1>manual worker. But that brings us to I guess the

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:18.400
<v Speaker 1>last thing I wanted to talk about before we have

0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:22.000
<v Speaker 1>to wrap up this first episode, um, which is coming

0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:25.920
<v Speaker 1>back to the idea of humans as a non clawed animal.

0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Of course, you know, so we we think about animals

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:32.880
<v Speaker 1>like big cats that have powerful teeth and claws, hard

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 1>parts anchored in the bodies for tearing the flesh, the

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:39.560
<v Speaker 1>flesh of other animals. And in contrast, humans don't have claws,

0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 1>so we have tools. We have a claw like hard

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:46.280
<v Speaker 1>tool power at our fingertips. But in a way, nails

0:45:46.320 --> 0:45:49.880
<v Speaker 1>are still sort of like claws, even if in diminished form.

0:45:50.040 --> 0:45:52.640
<v Speaker 1>And what seems to be definitely true is that nails

0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:57.520
<v Speaker 1>evolved from organs that were very claw like. Yeah. Yeah,

0:45:57.960 --> 0:46:00.600
<v Speaker 1>certainly when we looked at to other primates, uh, we

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 1>see uh, we we see true Claus and things more

0:46:04.360 --> 0:46:07.399
<v Speaker 1>like like true Claus versus our own fingernails, which are

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:11.080
<v Speaker 1>still useful. Again. Uh, these are very useful to scratch,

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:12.799
<v Speaker 1>to scrape, and and and I think a lot of

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:15.160
<v Speaker 1>us find this to be the case. To manipulate very

0:46:15.239 --> 0:46:18.879
<v Speaker 1>small objects, uh, which you know, which of course is

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:22.719
<v Speaker 1>is very much the domain of of of of human ingenuity.

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:25.440
<v Speaker 1>You know, Uh. Even even those of us who will

0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:28.960
<v Speaker 1>have we're fortunate enough or or just through the luck

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:30.720
<v Speaker 1>of our lives, are not doing a lot of like

0:46:30.719 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 1>like like intensive labor. You're still gonna have to pick

0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:36.400
<v Speaker 1>up a pin off of the floor at some point, right,

0:46:36.440 --> 0:46:38.839
<v Speaker 1>You're still gonna have to occasionally engage in that kind

0:46:38.840 --> 0:46:42.200
<v Speaker 1>of uh, you know, a fine manipulation of small things.

0:46:42.800 --> 0:46:46.319
<v Speaker 1>And for that our nails are are are perfect. Oh yeah,

0:46:46.400 --> 0:46:50.319
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I would say probably the characteristic motor activities

0:46:50.440 --> 0:46:53.719
<v Speaker 1>of human beings compared to other animals. One is what

0:46:53.800 --> 0:46:56.000
<v Speaker 1>you do with your with your like throat and your

0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:59.120
<v Speaker 1>mouth is language, of course, and the other is fine

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:03.319
<v Speaker 1>motor movements at the fingertips. Right. But of course we

0:47:03.400 --> 0:47:05.399
<v Speaker 1>do have tools that that stand in for a lot

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:07.760
<v Speaker 1>of these other uses. So we don't need a great

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 1>big old uh you know, velociraptor type talent or anything,

0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:15.440
<v Speaker 1>because we have other tools that can stand in for that,

0:47:15.440 --> 0:47:18.920
<v Speaker 1>that sort of claw and uh. And so this is

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:21.560
<v Speaker 1>the thought by many data to to play a role

0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:27.279
<v Speaker 1>in the changing shape of our fingers over a human evolution. Um.

0:47:27.440 --> 0:47:31.279
<v Speaker 1>So basically, our our primate ancestors had something more like

0:47:31.320 --> 0:47:34.840
<v Speaker 1>true clause and it's and we have the stunted, flattened

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:38.440
<v Speaker 1>versions of clause. And the reason here maybe because some

0:47:38.640 --> 0:47:41.439
<v Speaker 1>two point five million years ago, you know or or more,

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:45.120
<v Speaker 1>we started using tools, and two things impacted the shape

0:47:45.120 --> 0:47:48.240
<v Speaker 1>of our fingers and nails. First of all, curved nails

0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:51.719
<v Speaker 1>would have increasingly gotten in the way of tool manipulation.

0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:56.680
<v Speaker 1>And then secondly, broader fingertips allowed us to better grip

0:47:57.160 --> 0:48:00.600
<v Speaker 1>uh stone tools. Oh I see, Okay, So if you

0:48:00.680 --> 0:48:03.200
<v Speaker 1>have more of a claw at your fingertip, it makes

0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 1>more sense for your finger to narrow more taper towards

0:48:06.640 --> 0:48:08.920
<v Speaker 1>the end, Whereas if you don't have a claw at

0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:10.520
<v Speaker 1>the end, it makes more sense to have a flatter,

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:14.839
<v Speaker 1>broader fingertip that can probably more easily close around an

0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 1>object and keep it steady. Yeah, I mean, think of

0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>some of our claude humanoid icons. Think of Edwards s

0:48:23.200 --> 0:48:26.520
<v Speaker 1>assor hands or Freddy Krueger or you know, various sort

0:48:26.520 --> 0:48:30.440
<v Speaker 1>of humanoid monsters that have long, tapering fingernails. You might

0:48:30.520 --> 0:48:33.359
<v Speaker 1>sometimes wonder, well, all right, well, those claws are great

0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:35.719
<v Speaker 1>if your trim and hedges there are are you know,

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:39.239
<v Speaker 1>harassing teenagers in their dreams. But what do you do

0:48:39.280 --> 0:48:42.200
<v Speaker 1>when you need to manipulate another tool. Uh, you're gonna

0:48:42.400 --> 0:48:44.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of be um you know, um up the creek

0:48:44.680 --> 0:48:48.319
<v Speaker 1>in that regard, Pumpkinhead can't play tennis. Yeah, and then

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:51.920
<v Speaker 1>here's another interesting thing to think about. Um, what about

0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:55.880
<v Speaker 1>what what about? Yeah? Okay, obviously, Edwards says, their hands,

0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Freddy Krueger. You know they have those impressive nails that

0:48:58.640 --> 0:49:01.480
<v Speaker 1>they get in the fight. But could they throw a punch?

0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Could Freddy Krueger throw a punch? How about these various

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.279
<v Speaker 1>like a lizard man creatures that show up in all

0:49:07.320 --> 0:49:10.000
<v Speaker 1>the manner of sci fi and fantasy. Uh, they just

0:49:10.040 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 1>always have to slash and bite, right, I mean they

0:49:12.000 --> 0:49:16.879
<v Speaker 1>couldn't because when you have a clause you're not you're

0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:20.239
<v Speaker 1>gonna probably gonna have a difficulty forming a fist. So

0:49:20.560 --> 0:49:23.280
<v Speaker 1>we know that the tool use seems to have played

0:49:23.280 --> 0:49:25.719
<v Speaker 1>a role in the evolution and form of our hand.

0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:27.879
<v Speaker 1>And there have also been some interesting studies that look

0:49:27.880 --> 0:49:31.040
<v Speaker 1>at how the ability to to to form a fist

0:49:31.640 --> 0:49:34.600
<v Speaker 1>uh and essentially throw a punch may have played a

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<v Speaker 1>role in the form of our hand as well. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's an interesting hypothesis though, I mean I wonder um

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<v Speaker 1>Iven wonder about the idea of of punching as an

0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:48.240
<v Speaker 1>adaptation just because it's so often results in the injury

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:51.319
<v Speaker 1>of one's own hand when you do it right. Well,

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:53.680
<v Speaker 1>that is, that is something that these studies have looked into,

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:56.759
<v Speaker 1>and we have some path They may be many years

0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 1>old at this point, but I remember that was one

0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:02.160
<v Speaker 1>of the factors that wasn centered like that sweet point

0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:05.279
<v Speaker 1>um in the in the formation of the hand where

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<v Speaker 1>it can both potentially form a fist and land a

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<v Speaker 1>punch while also maintaining its integrity without damaging the thing

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:17.400
<v Speaker 1>that you need for tool manipulation. So it's gonna kind

0:50:17.400 --> 0:50:19.680
<v Speaker 1>of a delicate balance there. But but this led to

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting question that I've often had, uh and and

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<v Speaker 1>that is, are sharpened nails useful in a in say

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<v Speaker 1>a stand up fight? Would they be an advantage uh

0:50:31.239 --> 0:50:35.040
<v Speaker 1>in in a fight? And um, this is one of

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<v Speaker 1>these things. It's kind of been like an idle speculation

0:50:37.160 --> 0:50:41.280
<v Speaker 1>before I remember. I remember seeing like a music video

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:44.800
<v Speaker 1>or a poster or Glenn Danzig, uh, the rock musician

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<v Speaker 1>has um like sharpened fingernails, and and trying to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out like what the limitations and or advantages of that

0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:56.200
<v Speaker 1>would be well, you know, I gotta say, if I

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:58.960
<v Speaker 1>were to imagine going into a fight with with long,

0:50:59.160 --> 0:51:02.640
<v Speaker 1>sharpened finger your nails, I think I would honestly be

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<v Speaker 1>more worried about about trauma to my fingernails in the

0:51:07.680 --> 0:51:10.279
<v Speaker 1>fight then I would be excited about my ability to

0:51:10.440 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 1>use them as a weapon. Um And this comes back

0:51:13.160 --> 0:51:15.399
<v Speaker 1>to the duality we talked about earlier, like our hard

0:51:15.480 --> 0:51:18.839
<v Speaker 1>parts like teeth and nails. For some reason, uh, even

0:51:18.840 --> 0:51:20.759
<v Speaker 1>though they are the hard parts, we have kind of

0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:24.840
<v Speaker 1>like special fears of trauma toward them. And if you

0:51:24.920 --> 0:51:27.840
<v Speaker 1>had long nails and a real scuffle, that just seems

0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 1>like a real liability. Yeah, and that that seems to

0:51:31.120 --> 0:51:33.160
<v Speaker 1>be part of the consensus. I was looking around it

0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:36.040
<v Speaker 1>is I couldn't find any real studies on this, but

0:51:36.080 --> 0:51:38.359
<v Speaker 1>I was I found a lot of discussion about this

0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:43.600
<v Speaker 1>on martial arts boards. Um. So, on one level, people

0:51:43.640 --> 0:51:45.759
<v Speaker 1>would say, Okay, in a stand up fight, if you

0:51:45.800 --> 0:51:48.280
<v Speaker 1>were someone who's after you at being able to scratch

0:51:48.280 --> 0:51:51.400
<v Speaker 1>someone with your nails is not a bad deterrent because

0:51:51.440 --> 0:51:54.359
<v Speaker 1>you can irritate tissue. You can you know, you can

0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:57.359
<v Speaker 1>go for the eyes. And then also something worth keeping

0:51:57.360 --> 0:52:00.480
<v Speaker 1>in mind is that your nails as they scrape tissue,

0:52:00.680 --> 0:52:04.359
<v Speaker 1>they collect tissue which provides a genetic sample of an

0:52:04.360 --> 0:52:09.160
<v Speaker 1>attacker potentially. But others also point out, okay, well, this

0:52:09.200 --> 0:52:11.920
<v Speaker 1>idea of sharpening your nails or having long nails for

0:52:12.400 --> 0:52:15.359
<v Speaker 1>you know, to benefit you want to fight, Ultimately, these

0:52:15.400 --> 0:52:18.040
<v Speaker 1>are the these can end up bending backwards rather than

0:52:18.120 --> 0:52:21.319
<v Speaker 1>gouge in a you know, a high pressure situation, and

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:24.799
<v Speaker 1>that also it might make forming a fist that much

0:52:24.840 --> 0:52:28.960
<v Speaker 1>harder to do. So Ultimately, it doesn't look like there's

0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:31.440
<v Speaker 1>a lot of evidence for the idea that that our

0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:34.680
<v Speaker 1>nails are are really a um, you know, that much

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:38.560
<v Speaker 1>of a defensive benefit. Though obviously they can be used

0:52:38.600 --> 0:52:41.200
<v Speaker 1>to scratch and claw if neat be so they're not

0:52:41.360 --> 0:52:45.240
<v Speaker 1>They're not completely useless in that regard, but it doesn't

0:52:45.239 --> 0:52:47.480
<v Speaker 1>seem like there are a lot of ways to really

0:52:48.840 --> 0:52:52.880
<v Speaker 1>encourage them back towards a more defensive claw purpose that

0:52:52.960 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 1>we would find in other animals. Interesting. Uh so, so

0:52:56.880 --> 0:53:00.279
<v Speaker 1>has Danzig never commented on why he's got long finger nails?

0:53:00.320 --> 0:53:03.200
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't say anything about it. I do not know

0:53:03.320 --> 0:53:06.399
<v Speaker 1>it's possible that he did. Uh and I'm just I'm

0:53:06.400 --> 0:53:08.439
<v Speaker 1>just not aware of it. I can't say that. I've

0:53:08.640 --> 0:53:13.400
<v Speaker 1>read a lot of interviews with the man over the years. Uh,

0:53:13.440 --> 0:53:16.840
<v Speaker 1>but I imagine that the case there was that he

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:18.719
<v Speaker 1>did it because it looked cool and creepy, you know,

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:21.839
<v Speaker 1>kind of like, uh, something out of a nos Ferato movie. Right.

0:53:21.880 --> 0:53:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Do you see so many and so many different types

0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:27.760
<v Speaker 1>of vampires and ghouls and creeps that have have long nails,

0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:31.120
<v Speaker 1>long tapering nails, and it, you know, it looks creepy

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:34.160
<v Speaker 1>and cool. I would say the ultimate example of that

0:53:34.320 --> 0:53:36.640
<v Speaker 1>for me is the way klaus Kinski looks in Werner

0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Hurtzog's knows Ferrato, where he's got long creepy nails. Oh

0:53:40.200 --> 0:53:43.239
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's spine tingling. Oh yeah, those are some

0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Those are some wonderfully nasty fingernails. I had to reacquaint

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:48.719
<v Speaker 1>myself look up a picture that has been a while

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:51.640
<v Speaker 1>since I've I've seen it, though, I guess the original

0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Nosferato also had some pretty creepy nails, and the Willem

0:53:54.719 --> 0:53:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Dafoe version also pretty gastly. Oh Shadow of a Vampire. Yeah,

0:53:59.239 --> 0:54:01.160
<v Speaker 1>that's a great movie. Be Actually, I feel like that

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:05.080
<v Speaker 1>that is a sort of forgotten Jim. I need to

0:54:05.160 --> 0:54:08.000
<v Speaker 1>revisit it or shadow Did I say Shadow of of Vampire?

0:54:08.040 --> 0:54:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Shadow of the Vampire? I can't remember what the article is,

0:54:10.600 --> 0:54:12.720
<v Speaker 1>but it's the one with Willem Dafoe as Max Shrek

0:54:12.760 --> 0:54:15.719
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's fantastic. Yeah, I want to say it's

0:54:15.760 --> 0:54:18.279
<v Speaker 1>the same director who had done that really weird art

0:54:18.320 --> 0:54:21.520
<v Speaker 1>film Begotten prior to that, which which I don't think

0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:24.240
<v Speaker 1>there's really any comparison to be made between the short

0:54:24.239 --> 0:54:28.200
<v Speaker 1>film and in the vampire film, but I don't interesting

0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:31.760
<v Speaker 1>bit of film trivia. Nonetheless, I never saw that one. Well, Robert,

0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:35.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry we're here on vampires, and I know we're

0:54:35.080 --> 0:54:37.080
<v Speaker 1>out of time, so we gotta wrap up part one.

0:54:37.560 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 1>But Vampires is the perfect lead in to next time,

0:54:40.680 --> 0:54:44.839
<v Speaker 1>where we're gonna be talking about corpses and mythology and

0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:50.160
<v Speaker 1>magic and religion, all surrounding beliefs about nails. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>so be sure to uh tune back in. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>this will be Thursday. We will continue our discussion of

0:54:57.719 --> 0:55:01.799
<v Speaker 1>fingernails in the mean time, if you would like to

0:55:01.840 --> 0:55:03.600
<v Speaker 1>get in touch with us, so we'd love to hear

0:55:03.640 --> 0:55:06.480
<v Speaker 1>from you. Obviously, you all have fingernails, or at least

0:55:06.480 --> 0:55:08.640
<v Speaker 1>you've had them. At some point. Uh. The same goes

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:11.799
<v Speaker 1>for your toe nails. You have a useful information about

0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:15.799
<v Speaker 1>this topic, you have experiences, you have you have injuries, uh,

0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:19.080
<v Speaker 1>you have fighting experience, etcetera. All these things that you

0:55:19.160 --> 0:55:20.759
<v Speaker 1>might wish to share whether us and we would like

0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:24.840
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0:55:34.239 --> 0:55:36.560
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0:55:36.600 --> 0:55:39.479
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0:55:39.560 --> 0:55:42.600
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0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:45.640
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0:55:45.680 --> 0:55:47.120
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