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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speaker, Texas seventy eighty five nine two says I

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Speaker 2: had my window open last week and heard a loud

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Speaker 2: scream from outside. It was so visceral. I thought someone

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Speaker 2: got stabbed.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: But then I saw my neighbor on his knees staring

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Speaker 2: at the KFC bucket on the ground.

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Speaker 3: Oh it was empty.

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Speaker 1: Did he drop it?

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Speaker 2: I haven't told him. I witnessed his lowest moment. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: hard to imagine anybody's life moment could be lower than

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Speaker 2: wasting a twelve piece original note.

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Speaker 1: Five second rule. I mean, we all agree on that one, right.

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Speaker 2: If you have that, though, come here and share your

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Speaker 2: secrets anonymously. On the mass speaker, one of our listeners

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Speaker 2: is carrying a giant buck of fried confessions that she

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Speaker 2: wants to spill onto our airwaves. She's choosing to use

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Speaker 2: the fake name Ellen today. Ellen, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You're only allowed if you brought biscuits for everybody.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh man, I don't know if I would even

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Speaker 4: get them to the studio. They'd be in my belly.

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Speaker 2: The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: So my grandmother passed away about like ten years ago

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Speaker 4: that we were really close and anyways for most prized

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Speaker 4: possession with this absolutely breasttaking ring. It had like three

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Speaker 4: large blue sapphire gems.

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Speaker 3: God, and you're just hoping she doesn't have a more

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Speaker 3: favorite grandchild than you.

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Speaker 1: She didn't know.

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Speaker 4: I'm okay, okay, I mean this ring like it's actually

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Speaker 4: been in my family for generations. Oh cool, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: my great great great grandma. Wow, the lady's maid to

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Speaker 4: a wealthy British woman.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't even know what a lady maid is.

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Speaker 2: Our ladies' maids like the downtown abbey, like the people

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Speaker 2: that help the people in charge of the castles.

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Speaker 4: Oh I think I know, yeah, or I think of

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Speaker 4: like bridger Kin, like the people help them like get

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Speaker 4: dressed and like do their makeup.

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Speaker 3: Sleep with their husband when they don't want to, the

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Speaker 3: gossip all the tea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, your your great great great grandma was one

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Speaker 2: of those.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she was one of those. And after like twenty

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Speaker 4: years of very dedicated service, this British duchess gave my

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Speaker 4: great great great grandma this ring as I thank you.

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Speaker 3: Wow, the one that your grandma had with the sapphires

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Speaker 3: and everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, we're like one hundred million dollars, maybe a

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Speaker 1: hundred billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: Do you have any idea how much it's worth.

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Speaker 4: So I've been told it ranges. Betweam like one fifty

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Speaker 4: to two hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I mean, but more than anything, it's like a

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Speaker 3: family heirloom, Like those are priceless, Like you would be

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Speaker 3: the jerk of the family if you're the one that

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Speaker 3: sold it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well I know. But the plot kind of thickens.

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Speaker 4: So my grandma, her house was kind of slipping, and

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Speaker 4: my mom and her three sisters would constantly, of course,

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Speaker 4: all argue over who should get the ring in the world.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's like an actual episode of Bridgerton.

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Speaker 4: Literally, like this caused unbelievable strife in the family. It

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Speaker 4: was a huge discussion forever, caused a major problem. And

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Speaker 4: my grandma knew this, and she's like, if one of

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Speaker 4: them get it, it's going to tear the entire family apart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well she can see it soon like that quickly.

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Speaker 1: Then obviously it's a problem. D she do well.

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Speaker 4: The weeks leading up to her passing, my grandma pulled

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Speaker 4: me to the side and she handed me the ring

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Speaker 4: with a field envelope. She made me promise swear cross

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Speaker 4: my heart not to open it until after she passed,

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Speaker 4: which was I don't know. It was really weird and that.

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Speaker 2: I've done that to everybody on the show, had each person.

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Speaker 1: And we were unaffected.

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Speaker 5: When you were telling you, someday you're gonna need to

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Speaker 5: open this, you know, mine's vibrating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, minds sticky, don't look inside until it's time. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: but go on.

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Speaker 1: Did you listen to her? Did you wait?

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Speaker 4: I did? Okay, so inside with a note that said

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Speaker 4: when her time comes, she wanted me to give the

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Speaker 4: ring to her housekeeper.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, because it's full serve and that's so deserve.

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Speaker 2: So you kept the ring, right, like that's a two

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Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars rings.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but you know what, like keeping your family together

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Speaker 3: is worth it for her. And who's the one that

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Speaker 3: actually probably took care of her in the end. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a woman that was at her house every day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna go with but your.

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Speaker 4: He helped my grandma so much during the last fifteen

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Speaker 4: years of her life. Yeah, every day this woman was dedicated.

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Speaker 4: She was like a part of the family. And so

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Speaker 4: you know, she wanted to keep up the legacy of

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Speaker 4: the ring, you know that whole story Aline, and wanted

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Speaker 4: to pass it to her and my grandma's no said,

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Speaker 4: I would be the only one that she felt she

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Speaker 4: could really trust to do this favor and actually follow through.

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Speaker 2: Story started, it was handed me down, and then it's

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Speaker 2: like only one person must have.

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Speaker 1: It, keep secret, and now everybody tried to steal. And

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Speaker 1: then one of her aunts is going to be.

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Speaker 2: Saying, although where I did see a housekeeper on an

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Speaker 2: episode of Pond Stars not creepily similar story.

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Speaker 1: Are your mom and your aunt's talking to you after that?

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Speaker 4: Oh they have no idea that's hampened? Are you crazy?

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm here.

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Speaker 1: No one knows.

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Speaker 3: Wait, where do they think the ring went?

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Speaker 4: So there wasn't a lot of uncertainty. They weren't sure,

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Speaker 4: like did she get buried with it? And they can't walk?

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Speaker 4: Did someone feel it? So it's like the big mystery,

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Speaker 4: and you better believe when we have family get together,

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Speaker 4: it is the topic of conversation. But no one knows

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Speaker 4: you're for me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody asked me what a secret to keep for

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Speaker 5: your family? My god, you text in seven, eight, five,

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Speaker 5: nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding

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Speaker 5: on to, we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and

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Speaker 5: make you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming

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Speaker 5: up next.

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Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.