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Speaker 1: say the famous words tell me a joke, funny guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's never fun because on the phone we've

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Speaker 2: Have you never uttered that sentence in my life?

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Speaker 1: You get it?

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Speaker 2: Tell me a.

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Speaker 1: Joke, Yeah, tell me a joke, funny guy. So it's like,

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Speaker 1: tell me we're good somewhere. I'm not gonna be like,

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Speaker 1: make me a sandwich. I don't know how it works,

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Speaker 1: but let's ask the actual stand up comic who's on

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Speaker 1: His name is Darren. Darren, welcome the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey, how's you going?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Hey, you're hilarious?

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Speaker 1: You like Oh that was good?

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Speaker 2: I liked it. I liked it a lot.

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Speaker 1: Darren, How long have you been doing the stand up

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: What's your goals?

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Speaker 3: I've been doing stand up comedy for ten years now,

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Speaker 1: The opposite of our.

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Speaker 4: Show, right, like minded brother, good luck out there, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's better than me.

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Speaker 1: What am I saying?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Who are we calling today?

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Speaker 1: You met a girl recently? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I actually met her at a stand up show.

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Speaker 2: Oh shocking?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: There's always girls hanging out at the end of every

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Speaker 2: nothing sexier than a guy or a person that can

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Speaker 4: Was she a groopy bro?

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Speaker 3: I mean, a lot of these girls are kind of

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: What's this classy girl's name?

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Speaker 3: Aaron?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: And so Darren and Aaron okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. Think about that.

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Speaker 1: That makes your celebrity nickname really easy. Then it's Darren.

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Speaker 2: So what was it like? Did you strike up conversation

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I had seen her around at a few different shows,

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Speaker 3: I told her that's fine because I worked construction.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she thought that was funny. And so I finally

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, that's almost like just taking her another

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like taking it's like taking them to work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: somewhere nice, would you do?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 3: I booked this city bus tour just like goes around

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh, like the red buses, the two story yeah,

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Speaker 2: Why do I feel like one of your comedian friends

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Corner.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even know who was doing the joke, so

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Speaker 2: That's kind of a funny date, Like you get to

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Speaker 2: Were you laughing? As the bus pulled away with her,

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Speaker 3: No, she did not think it was funny.

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Speaker 4: I just mentioned the thought of this gave her the ick.

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Speaker 2: No, not that watching a man chase a bus.

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Speaker 3: Not really. We didn't end up doing anything afterwards. I

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Speaker 5: A bar.

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Speaker 2: Idea.

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Speaker 1: It's your home, it's your safe place. Yeah, and also

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Speaker 1: But here we are.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so that was how it ended.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I liked her. She was nice, she

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Speaker 1: So how long has it been since you and Aaron

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Speaker 3: It's been like three weeks now.

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Speaker 2: Have you heard from her at all or seen her

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Speaker 3: She hasn't been around lately, so I haven't seen her.

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Speaker 1: recap if you're just joining us. We got Darren on

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Speaker 2: Shen't say szy.

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Speaker 1: Well that's implied. Oh so Darren took her on a

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Speaker 2: Technically it's a private company that runs those Jeff the tours.

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Speaker 2: If people missed the first part, he did meet back

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Speaker 2: feel about that whole revisit of your date there, Darren? Darren? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, what's that?

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Speaker 3: You know, I thought it was okay. I mean, the

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Speaker 1: Was that okay. Listen, obviously you're a top tier comedian.

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Speaker 1: The bust thing is hilarious.

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Speaker 4: If this girl doesn't have a good sense of humor,

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Speaker 3: Bro, that's true, that's a good point.

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Speaker 2: I got your bat might be the problem with the

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Speaker 1: I think we're gonna watch a movie in Will Ferrell

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Speaker 1: called this Kevin Hart movie City Bus Tour.

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Speaker 2: Heartthrob. We think we'll.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point. We're not hot, we're just let's

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Speaker 1: just talk to your date, Aaron. We'll see if she

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Speaker 2: It's a long time.

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Speaker 1: Good luck to you too many you guys.

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Speaker 2: It's break a leg.

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Speaker 3: I mean they say break a leg because you hope

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Speaker 1: It's an acting thing, not a stand up comedy stage thing.

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Speaker 1: If he's auditioning for sn L, then it's break a leg.

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Speaker 1: and we're going.

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Speaker 4: In here. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hey is this Aaron? This is she? Hey Aaron. You're

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Speaker 1: on the radio right now with a show called Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: What's what's going on?

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Speaker 1: We're doing a segment called a second date Update. It's

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Speaker 1: a very unfunny segment that we do because we heard

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Speaker 1: we're trying to help hook you up with That's what

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Speaker 5: Wait, what you.

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Speaker 2: Love laughing and you go to lots of comedy shows, but.

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Speaker 1: You don't date people that make you laugh?

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Speaker 2: Like, oh my god?

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Speaker 5: I just it's kind of wild that he would give

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Speaker 2: Really, because we do this segment like three times a week.

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Speaker 1: This has been going on for decades at this point.

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Speaker 2: Oh and he said nice things about like how class

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Speaker 5: And it sounds like he's probably told you a lot already.

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Speaker 5: I don't know exactly how much he shared with you

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Speaker 1: Just at the highlights. It was a city bus tour.

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Speaker 5: Like I we drove together, so I was like, am

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Speaker 2: It in like panic mode?

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Speaker 3: It's not funny to you.

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Speaker 5: No, And we definitely don't have that much history to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he did say that he apologized that night.

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Speaker 2: Vibe comedians still have feeling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you gonna do? Look, I understand that sentiment.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, since he decided to call you guys

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Speaker 5: And that's it's only like on stage when it's scripted

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Speaker 4: That's a great observation most people, guess, you know, it's

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Speaker 2: For months, so it's still not fun to hear and

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Speaker 5: You know that sucks?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And oh, actually he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he he kind of does know that now, because

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Speaker 1: With this yea, yeah, f bro, is that Darren? Are

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Sorry, so what we're happy?

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Speaker 1: Wait? What are you listening?

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Speaker 2: You didn't hear her?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was busy. I was doing something around the house.

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Speaker 3: You guys are taking forver.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of important. The whole reason you call this

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Speaker 1: Darren? Talk to Aaron.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Darren, it sounds like maybe you didn't hear any

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Speaker 3: But I was just wondering, like, you know what happened?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, already.

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Speaker 1: That's a good question.

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Speaker 4: It's a very important question.

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Speaker 1: Maybe if you tell the story a few more times,

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Speaker 5: When you hopped off of the bus, the tour operator

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Speaker 3: Right, this is the tour guide from the bus with

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Speaker 1: Corny tour allaugh of just thinking about it. I didn't

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Speaker 3: That's your kind of comedy, that's he's not even a

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Speaker 3: This guy is a half Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 5: Well, Darren, Darren, while you're honing your craft working in

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of crowd work, doing.

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Speaker 3: Observational humor for people on the sidewalk museum jokes.

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Speaker 5: Do you know how hard it is to make history money?

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Speaker 5: She's awesome.

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Speaker 1: She's got his back too.

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Speaker 2: Does that hurt worse than her just not going out

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Speaker 3: Darren? Well, I mean she said she doesn't date comics.

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Speaker 1: All right. He got a good one in there. Look, Darren,

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Speaker 1: now that you've heard, well it's kind of heard. You

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Speaker 3: Anybody who's into tour guide humor, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 2: I wanted like a joke off between the two of us,

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, if he doesn't have any jokes, how

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Speaker 1: Maybe Darren quick hop off the phone and then back

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Speaker 3: Hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Try it.

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Speaker 1: Are you gone?

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Speaker 2: Well? I guess good luck Aaron with your new boyfriend.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm devastated it didn't.

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Speaker 3: Work out with Darren.

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Speaker 5: Not the only one with jokes, Rookie Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 5: Morning Man.

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Speaker 1: This was a big win for bus tour guides everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, I mean dad humor is on top again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, male and female bust tour guides. You really are

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Speaker 1: natural comedians. You're out there educating the public about mid

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I'm impressed that you really defended Darren as

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, dude, I mean got him a great shot. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, I can't blame him for

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Speaker 1: A big conversation sometimes.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Even listening right now.

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Speaker 2: You're the one talking most of the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I hate it. So I'm gonna stop talking

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Speaker 1: and just encourage you to go online and find our podcast.

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Speaker 1: You can find all of our second dates and all

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Speaker 1: of our show content wherever you get yours at Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey, and we will help you in your dating life.

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Speaker 1: We'll try it, you know, we'll be here. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how much help will be, but email the show.

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Speaker 1: We'll call that person who's not calling you back.

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,