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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, jewils dirty Little Secret? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Don't say your name? This is the Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: And you text it in at four one or six

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Speaker 1: one saying you have a dirty little secret. So we're

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Speaker 1: trying to keep you anonymous. Don't say your name, don't

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Speaker 1: do it, don't Okay, Yeah, great, I won't. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: I'm awesome. Um, I didn't think you picked me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we just decided to call you since you text it in,

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Speaker 1: And are you in a place that you could tell

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Speaker 1: us your little secret? Or should we call you back

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Speaker 1: when you're not? No, No, this is fine. No one's around. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're not currently bearing a body like that. You were like,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell my secret later. Okay, cool. So what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Then? Well it's not that so. Uh.

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Speaker 1: There is a there's a hotel kind of near the

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Speaker 1: airport that I've been getting free airport parking for like

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Speaker 1: the last five or six years. Score. Oh really very trick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah nice. I'm not gonna tell you which one is

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Speaker 1: because I don't want to blow it. But there's a

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Speaker 1: hotel that does like airport parking, and I just like

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Speaker 1: a couple the first time I was like, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was an accident. I just forgot to pay them. And

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Speaker 1: when I got back, I said like, yes, I paid,

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Speaker 1: and they just let me out. They just ask you

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Speaker 1: and you just say yes. What. So I tried it

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Speaker 1: on purpose, and I was like I could just say

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Speaker 1: if you know, if they catch me, I could be like,

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Speaker 1: oh I thought I had paid online. Oops, and they've

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Speaker 1: never checked. It's been yes, like five years now, they've

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Speaker 1: never checked. Every time, they're just like, did you already pay?

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Speaker 1: And I say yes, Oh wow, that's amazing. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try no matter how well. It's just like

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Speaker 1: a real fast shuttle. It's super easy. Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: start trying that, and I guarantee you I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to succeed, but I'm gonna try it. Did you pay? Yes,

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Speaker 1: where's your receipt? Damn it. It's like the one just

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Speaker 1: pretend to look through your email for a while because

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh, it's very actually, and then they'll get

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Speaker 1: they'll get tired of waiting and they'll just give you

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Speaker 1: a sick or one. That is a little lifehack. I've

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Speaker 1: done stuff like that before. If you look confident, you're

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Speaker 1: just like yeah, Um, hold on, let me look for it.

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Speaker 1: Dang it. Um, it's gotta be around yourself, the stuff

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Speaker 1: to do. They're busy, they don't want to watch you

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Speaker 1: look at your email exactly. So there you go, a

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Speaker 1: little lifehack. Thanks for telling you a little secret. Yeah

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What's up? How are you? Go? Ahead? And do you

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Speaker 1: need a minute? Um? No, it's okay, okay, So tell

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Okay, So this is gonna

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Speaker 1: be fun hard because the person I'm talking about is

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Speaker 1: actually getting groceries out of my trunk right now. That's awkward.

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Speaker 1: Who is it? Who is that person? It's like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's funny, okaying about your mom while she's right there.

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Speaker 1: Love it. So what is it that's a secret? Then? Quick?

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Speaker 1: So my mom was a alcoholic, like way back in

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Speaker 1: the eighties, right, and and I've been secretly watering down

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Speaker 1: her alcohol to get her sober. Oh wow, okay, so

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Speaker 1: she you said she used to be an alcoholic backup

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Speaker 1: to day. So she's still an alcoholic. Um, yes, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean you're always an alcoholic, I guess. But so

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Speaker 1: she still drinks, that's what I mean. Well, she did.

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Speaker 1: She's currently not on an alcohol right now. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: here I can explain it a little better. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: she was an alcoholic back in the day, and my

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Speaker 1: sister and I we didn't know what kind of alcohol

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Speaker 1: she was so, um, she turned out to be a

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Speaker 1: really nasty drunk. What was her drink of choice? Vodka? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and so you water it down. Yeah, she knows that.

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Speaker 1: She's just like, man, this stuff doesn't work at all. Um,

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Speaker 1: kind of a combination. She's doing a lot better now

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Speaker 1: and she was so bad with alcohol that she actually

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Speaker 1: lost was fifty pounds on well she was drinking. Glad

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Speaker 1: she's doing better for sure. Thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: you do her little secret sending our best wish. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's so good right now. And she's actually been sober

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Speaker 1: for like five months, so we have to hear that.

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Speaker 1: That's really good. All right, See you later, Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. Having a good in cock Kell would be

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Speaker 1: nice right now. The Jewel Show on Demand