Speaker 1: What's that at the spooky Hey, Judy, I'm really sure,
Speaker 1: said he's coming this way.
Speaker 2: Wait, said.
Speaker 1: Nandayses, Hey boo, it's me Roz And welcome to Ghosted
Speaker 1: by ros Hernanzas, the podcast where I talk to people
Speaker 1: that I like about the paranormal. Ah love this guest
Speaker 1: we have today. She is back again, Arden Marine. Love
Speaker 1: her so much. The funny, hilarious actor, comedian mat TV
Speaker 1: Chelsea Lately. I mean, the credits are so long, and
Speaker 1: she continues to constantly be working and cracking me up.
Speaker 1: So lovable, and we'll get to that conversation in a
Speaker 1: moment before we do. It's September, Honey. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've noticed at your local arts and craft store,
Speaker 1: but there are pumpkins, there are ghosts, there are ghoulies,
Speaker 1: there are candies. It's Halloween season. And like I say
Speaker 1: every year, please help me to spread the word about
Speaker 1: this beautiful podcast. You know, all of you that are
Speaker 1: with me all year long, we understand each other, we're
Speaker 1: a certain we're a certain type of person. But this
Speaker 1: is the time of year where we get all these
Speaker 1: new people coming at Oh, I want something spooky. What
Speaker 1: are the podcasts to listen to what's the movies to watch? Well,
Speaker 1: I'd love it if you could help me tell people
Speaker 1: this is the podcast to listen to, and you can
Speaker 1: listen all year round. If you want to come on in,
Speaker 1: we welcome you to get into the spooky spirit with Ghosted.
Speaker 1: Speaking of, I'm also going to be doing some Ghosteds
Speaker 1: live on stage, which I love so much. I mean,
Speaker 1: you've heard the live shows. We had one not that
Speaker 1: long ago with guests Karen Kilgariff and Chris Fleming. It
Speaker 1: is so funny and fun and I love doing them
Speaker 1: on stage and getting to meet everyone that listens to
Speaker 1: the show every week afterwards. And so I am working
Speaker 1: hard with my team to try to figure out some
Speaker 1: dates to do these before twenty twenty four is over. Currently,
Speaker 1: I have a date in San Francisco. The tickets are
Speaker 1: selling like hot cakes. I'm going back to the Eclectic
Speaker 1: Box Theater, which is rumored to be Haunted, and I'll
Speaker 1: be there October twenty seventh. The tickets are in my
Speaker 1: link tree in my bio on Instagram. And I'm also
Speaker 1: going to be back at Largo in Los Angeles on
Speaker 1: the thirtieth of October, and I'm going to go to
Speaker 1: Seattle and Portland in December. So all those tickets you
Speaker 1: can find at my Instagram at Roz Hernandez. And I'm
Speaker 1: adding more. I'm doing my best. We're looking at a
Speaker 1: couple of other cities, so hopefully, you know, just pay
Speaker 1: a deadge you'll see. Okay, here's the story. This one
Speaker 1: comes from a listener named Eve who rides hi Roz.
Speaker 1: I'm Eve. I'm from North Wales in the UK. I've
Speaker 1: been meaning to write for a while, so here's my
Speaker 1: spooky housekeeping story. A few years ago I worked in
Speaker 1: a small, family owned hotel as a housekeeper. Part of
Speaker 1: the building was from the seventeenth century. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's the UK for you. Plus it was pretty close
Speaker 1: to a large cemetery, so naturally it was creepy. Aside
Speaker 1: from feeling like I was being watched, I never experienced
Speaker 1: anything in the hotel itself. However, the hotel also owned
Speaker 1: a small house which would get booked like any other room.
Speaker 1: I've always been a skeptic, but the first time I
Speaker 1: went in, I was immediately terrified by it. The energy
Speaker 1: was horrible. Something just felt wrong. When I had to
Speaker 1: clean it, weird things would happen all the time, lights
Speaker 1: turning on and off, the toilets, flushing footsteps, voices, the
Speaker 1: TV turning on. One morning, we walked in to find
Speaker 1: two foot shaped burn marks in the carpet. They definitely
Speaker 1: weren't from an iron, and we had no idea how
Speaker 1: or why a guest would have done it. When we
Speaker 1: asked some of the other staff about it, they told
Speaker 1: us that creepy things like that had happened and had
Speaker 1: been happening for years. Apparently a few years prior, a
Speaker 1: family who was staying there had left in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night and slept in their car. They refused
Speaker 1: to explain what was wrong and were adamant that a
Speaker 1: priest needed to cleanse the house. The staff had one
Speaker 1: come over the next day. I didn't end up working
Speaker 1: there much longer after that. Work at minimum wage to
Speaker 1: clean a haunted house wasn't fun for me. As an aside,
Speaker 1: the whole town is pretty haunted. I highly recommend looking
Speaker 1: into the Ladies of Lengolin. I think we did talk
Speaker 1: about this one a couple of years ago when we
Speaker 1: had the Queer Hauntings author Ken on the show. But okay,
Speaker 1: they were a lesbian couple in the seventeen hundreds that
Speaker 1: lived in a gorgeous gothic house which they still haunt.
Speaker 1: It's open to the public now. I loved visiting when
Speaker 1: I was little. It always felt safe and peaceful to me.
Speaker 1: They must have known I was a baby lesbian. Oh
Speaker 1: love that Eve, Thanks for sending that to me. And
Speaker 1: those ghosts at that hotel, Oh they got some hot feet, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk to you. My dear friend Arden Marine on
Speaker 1: with the show. I am joined today by a very
Speaker 1: special repeat guest. She is a stand up comedian, podcaster,
Speaker 1: a never not working actorists yes, booked, busy. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: going to say writer.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh you've written a book.
Speaker 3: I've written a book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Arden Marine.
Speaker 3: Hi, I have like no game.
Speaker 4: And I just want you to know that my entire
Speaker 4: inner monologue as you were talking was I like you.
Speaker 3: I like you. I like you, I like you. I
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 1: And I've seen you outside of talking about ghosts, yeah
Speaker 1: a few times. Yeah, and I wish I saw you more.
Speaker 3: I know. I like that.
Speaker 1: We have a good time.
Speaker 4: We have a really good time. You look beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 4: Ses have really been on point.
Speaker 3: Later, The little the Little.
Speaker 4: Like sixties, like the late sixties, early seventies, a little
Speaker 4: like swing dressy e one like, yeah, here for a
Speaker 4: very bond girl.
Speaker 1: I'm very into that.
Speaker 4: Look you look so you should be killing it. Sex
Speaker 4: kitten like a sex kitten.
Speaker 1: And you got nail.
Speaker 3: I've got nails. I have a bow. This is for
Speaker 3: a fun job.
Speaker 4: I can't say yet, but it's so fun and I
Speaker 4: feel like this is who I am now.
Speaker 1: I heard what it was. It's secretly it's so good.
Speaker 1: It's it's major, it's major. Congratulations, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, you know, I'm such a fan of
Speaker 4: the thing that I'm doing, Like I have to sort
Speaker 4: of stop myself, like when we're filming from being like
Speaker 4: i feel like I've moved into my television.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, look at you. Because I
Speaker 3: didn't know anybody before, so it's like, well I can
Speaker 3: look at them doing their job, so well. I like it.
Speaker 4: I like it when I watched it in my living room,
Speaker 4: and it's even more fun off clothed, totally.
Speaker 3: Really fun and everyone's very nice. Oh good, yes, good, yes.
Speaker 1: Have you seen any ghosts since the last time?
Speaker 3: Thank you for asking. I have two things to say.
Speaker 4: Okay, so my mom died five years ago, and she
Speaker 4: died in our house, like making breakfast. So and they
Speaker 4: built our house, so this is not this is not
Speaker 4: a house that pre existed my family. I should also
Speaker 4: say that I was on laughing gas two hours ago.
Speaker 3: I was at the doctor.
Speaker 4: I also, I'm not good at drugs, and so I'm
Speaker 4: like coming off of laughing gas.
Speaker 3: That's a fun Just so you know.
Speaker 1: That's fine, dizzy. Okay, people come off drugs on podcasts
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 3: I just want to tell you.
Speaker 4: I'm just being up front of an open book. Okay,
Speaker 4: So my mom died in our house.
Speaker 3: They built the house, so it's not like these are
Speaker 3: pre existing ghosts.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So I went with Jessica Kelly, who runs the Allegiant
Speaker 4: theat Yeah, we went with Brian's staffie. Jessica and I
Speaker 4: went to Rhode Island. I stayed in my mom's bedroom,
Speaker 4: Brian stayed in my brother's bedroom, Jessica stayed in my bed,
Speaker 4: and my mom, I would imagine, died in a nightgown
Speaker 4: because she was making breakfast.
Speaker 3: Jessica, who's not like you and I. She's not a believer.
Speaker 3: She told me as she was falling asleep.
Speaker 4: The first night there was a woman in a nightgown
Speaker 4: in my doorway of my bedroom, like I think coming
Speaker 4: to find like like I first of all, my mom
Speaker 4: was so fun, so I think she was like sight.
Speaker 3: Like I think she was like coming to the party, but.
Speaker 4: She saw a woman in a nightgown, and like the
Speaker 4: house was new to my family, so it's not like
Speaker 4: there was a woman before my mom in a nightgown
Speaker 4: on this Like, my mom came to my room and
Speaker 4: Jessica saw her, isn't that kind of fun?
Speaker 3: I didn't tell my sister. She was psyched we were there.
Speaker 1: I think what did Jessica say? Did she describe what
Speaker 1: the woman looked like other than the nightgown.
Speaker 4: I think it was very clear, Like I think it
Speaker 4: was like a person in a nightgown hanging out. She
Speaker 4: said it felt like good vibes. She was sort of
Speaker 4: like just checking in in the doorway. My sister was
Speaker 4: quite frightened of things. So I told my brother.
Speaker 3: I was like, we can't tell Christine. She can't. She's
Speaker 3: never going to go back to that house again, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. So I didn't know if that
Speaker 3: would sort of make me feel worse or feel better
Speaker 3: or freak me out. But I liked it. I think
Speaker 3: it like she was like psyched and coming to the party.
Speaker 1: That's the best case scenario for a ghost.
Speaker 3: Isn't it?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: Yes, I thought so Okay. I was filming in Charleston
Speaker 3: and I didn't know anyone. I got in.
Speaker 4: I was jet lagged and I only had one day
Speaker 4: off and it was super hot, and so I landed
Speaker 4: that night. I got to my hotel at like eight fifteen.
Speaker 4: I was like, well, I'm gonna be wide awake forever.
Speaker 4: I want to see the city and I need to
Speaker 4: get some steps. And I was like, oh, I be
Speaker 4: They have a ghost tour.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 3: So this was last week. I went alone. I signed up.
Speaker 3: There was one leaving in like twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: It was like incredible because it was also like groups
Speaker 4: of people and me.
Speaker 3: I was the only solo travel.
Speaker 1: I've done this. I've been in this exact scenario before.
Speaker 4: So the best one. The best part was the other
Speaker 4: people in the ghost tour. So there was a ghost
Speaker 4: they were talking about that was like a pirate ghost.
Speaker 4: He was like a nepple baby pirate that all the
Speaker 4: other he like haunted and like all of his crew
Speaker 4: thought he sucked because he was like a rich kid.
Speaker 4: So he was he was like a rich kid that
Speaker 4: wanted to be a pirate. But like the whole thing
Speaker 4: about being pirates, the only thing want being a pirate
Speaker 4: is like you're a bad You are a bad boy.
Speaker 4: Like you go, you take the boat, you know you
Speaker 4: he seize the crew. He like hired a crew, styled himself.
Speaker 4: He like hired a designer to make him like look
Speaker 4: like Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many people I know like
Speaker 1: this in Silver Lake, the.
Speaker 4: One where one hundred percent come from money, but bottom Butler.
Speaker 4: That's like, I now I'm Southern, even though I'm from
Speaker 4: like Ervine, you know, like I can't let it go
Speaker 4: so exactly come from money.
Speaker 3: I'm a bad boy. I'm like okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: So this girl on the Ghost Tour, this is just
Speaker 4: a side note. This is my favorite person Charleston. She's
Speaker 4: with her parents, she was like twenty six. They were
Speaker 4: talking about how this like pirate ghost was like doing
Speaker 4: cocaine and stuff like that. She was like in front
Speaker 4: of her parents and the whole Ghost tour, She's like,
Speaker 4: I tried cocaine at the University of Miami off of
Speaker 4: a woman at a bar. We were all like, what,
Speaker 4: oh my god, Cadible. I highly recommend anybody traveling for
Speaker 4: business alone to go if you're deal like, there's nothing
Speaker 4: more fun than a ghost tour. I had never been
Speaker 4: on a tour alone. I will do it every time
Speaker 4: I travel. Now, how do you feel when you're solo
Speaker 4: on a ghost tour?
Speaker 1: Like? Ghost tours? For me, I think it's fun, but
Speaker 1: it's a taste when I want a full swallow.
Speaker 3: I want to see the ghost yeah.
Speaker 1: And so it's like, here's where the ghosts are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see it.
Speaker 1: And I'm all about like, yeah, I want to like
Speaker 1: support this. Now, here's the thing. I used to be
Speaker 1: a tour.
Speaker 3: Guide, a ghost tour guide.
Speaker 1: No, I used to be a tour guide at Universal Studio.
Speaker 3: That's hard to get. My Kitchcock was that too? Did
Speaker 3: you like it?
Speaker 1: Wait? Michael Hitchcock did that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was like his first job.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I love him too, he's a star.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's a hard job to get and
Speaker 1: it's a lot of training.
Speaker 3: It's hard. Yeah, that's a fun job. I love that.
Speaker 1: Tour so I'm like a tour guide snob and then
Speaker 1: I'm a ghost snob. So it's a little like I'm
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not the best audience. I can
Speaker 1: disconnect it all and just enjoyed the experience, but I'm
Speaker 1: also like, I get me in there. I want to
Speaker 1: get in that building. Yes, yeah, okay, but you know
Speaker 1: it's the one thing I strongly encouraged for anyone that's
Speaker 1: taking a tour, tip the tour guide.
Speaker 3: I did. I did, of course I did.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know.
Speaker 3: That I tipped the tour guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think because it is it is a lot
Speaker 1: of work, and they're also like kind of like babysitting people.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I did one with our friend Sam Pancake one time
Speaker 1: that was so fun where San Francisco, And that was
Speaker 1: a guy that had like a like a little candle
Speaker 1: and he was like dressed.
Speaker 4: In selling he was selling it. Yes, is that your
Speaker 4: favorite when you've been on.
Speaker 1: I've been on so many of them.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think was the one that was actually scary?
Speaker 1: No, I've never Well, I did one in San Diego
Speaker 1: that was great where we went into a haunted house.
Speaker 1: I want they had access.
Speaker 3: That's what I want. I thought that was I want
Speaker 3: to be freaked out because I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't just want to look at things from the outside.
Speaker 1: I want to get in.
Speaker 3: I want to get in there. I want to get
Speaker 3: in there too. Have you been to Charleston. No, I'm
Speaker 3: going to tell you. I thought i'd like it because
Speaker 3: I like to travel whatever. I thought I would feel
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Like taffee shops and like girls in prairie dresses and
Speaker 4: don't kid yourself, that's there as well.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 1: Really, and I'm going to Raleigh soon, which I've also
Speaker 1: never but I don't know that side of the world.
Speaker 1: I don't either.
Speaker 3: I did not either.
Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, I feel like there's some real
Speaker 4: like there's some weird shit that's gone.
Speaker 3: I feel like you could roll.
Speaker 4: Up your sleeves and get in at Charleston, the architecture,
Speaker 4: the houses, the history, like I feel like there was
Speaker 4: like a ghost network of people that could really get you,
Speaker 4: like because I didn't. This was just like what's available
Speaker 4: now that I can go on in ten minutes, Like
Speaker 4: if you did your I bet there could be like
Speaker 4: a ghost concierge service like I think Charleston would be
Speaker 4: a really good city to go to.
Speaker 1: I think so too. I want to go to like Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker 1: I want to go to so many of these old southerns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where I.
Speaker 3: Need to get rise. You want some like fucking flowers
Speaker 3: in the attic?
Speaker 1: Weird? Yes, me and my little camera, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go down there ghost hunt.
Speaker 4: Can I ask you? And then I don't mean to
Speaker 4: derail And I'm sure your listeners are like, bitch, she
Speaker 4: said this eighty eight times.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 3: What was the most vivid ghost experience that you've seen?
Speaker 3: Like where were you hold.
Speaker 1: When I did the TV show Living for the Dead
Speaker 1: on Hulu. I had many during that, but I think.
Speaker 3: Probably where were you filming all over?
Speaker 1: But we didn't go to the okay.
Speaker 3: But you had many. You sought it out and it worked.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exciting because when they would say cut, we'd
Speaker 1: still be there. And so it's one thing to say,
Speaker 1: oh the machine lit up when we asked it to. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: that's great, wonderful, But like seeing like shadows of a
Speaker 1: of a person and then you look and there's no
Speaker 1: one there, like that kind of thing that you can't
Speaker 1: really get on camera. Is so scary. The thing that
Speaker 1: I keep thinking about is that when I've done this
Speaker 1: stuff before, I've always had cruise of people behind the camera.
Speaker 3: You were not alone.
Speaker 1: This time it's me and the cameras. Okay, and that's it.
Speaker 3: You are the camera. I'm so scared. How are you
Speaker 3: getting into the houses I'm going to?
Speaker 1: Hotel rooms are known for being haunted.
Speaker 3: Do you get scared?
Speaker 1: Yes? So terrified. I I'm terrified, but I'm a big
Speaker 1: believer in just going for it.
Speaker 4: Even too, come on, okay, but the world's on fire,
Speaker 4: who cares?
Speaker 1: That's what I always think about is what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Gat's gonna kill me? Now? This is a morbid thing,
Speaker 1: and I probably have brought it up before in the show,
Speaker 1: but I thinking about it a lot lately where sometimes
Speaker 1: there's these unsolved deaths where they're like, there's no fingerprints.
Speaker 1: This doesn't seem like this person would have taken their
Speaker 1: own life.
Speaker 3: Did we just do it?
Speaker 1: I think it's possible. I think it could be like
Speaker 1: final destination.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, okay, this is exciting. I'm all in.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm saying right now, believer. If I die in
Speaker 1: a haunted hotel room with cameras around me. It was
Speaker 1: it goes.
Speaker 4: What is the allegedly the number one most haunted room
Speaker 4: in America?
Speaker 1: Hmmm, you know, I don't know. I always love the
Speaker 1: ranking systems of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I know that specifically. The most haunted room,
Speaker 1: the one that I'm going to at the hotel Montevista
Speaker 1: and flag Staff, Okay, has a rocking chair that rocks
Speaker 1: on its own, and a family was doing a Ouiji
Speaker 1: board in there and they told the chair to rock
Speaker 1: for them and it started coming at them. I believe that,
Speaker 1: and it's on video, and I believe the family.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I told you this before.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to reiterate in college when I did
Speaker 4: Wigi and I realized I was the gateway to the
Speaker 4: portal Hill. Yes, I believe Luigi is the final piecet
Speaker 4: to really harness will. I do not fuck with Oigi
Speaker 4: anymore because that thing as a lifelong pusher of Luigi
Speaker 4: when it was actually going bat shit, because I used
Speaker 4: to push it so like, so I can say as
Speaker 4: a person who was a faker when it was going crazy,
Speaker 4: not because of me, and it was like bad shit.
Speaker 3: I will never I was wrong. I respect Uigi.
Speaker 4: I respect that there are certain spirits that I don't
Speaker 4: want to mess with that believe our dark forces. And
Speaker 4: I think to me, when you add the addition of
Speaker 4: the ouiji you're playing on fire, you ask it for
Speaker 4: that chair to come like a stampede at cha, a
Speaker 4: hotel room and flagstaff that you ask for it.
Speaker 1: I just always compare ouigi boards to the Internet, where
Speaker 1: it's like you post something you don't know who these
Speaker 1: people are that are commenting and liking and whatever. You
Speaker 1: just don't know when you open that door what's going
Speaker 1: to come through. It could be someone great, could be
Speaker 1: the worst person in the world, or not person demon,
Speaker 1: I don't know. But I also at the same time
Speaker 1: am kind of pro ogee. I mean, I think has
Speaker 1: had a bad reputation.
Speaker 4: Well, no, I'm pro oige for other people doing its.
Speaker 4: Believe there's something in me that is a.
Speaker 1: Portal, okay, and we got to keep it calm.
Speaker 4: I think that I believe that there is a channel
Speaker 4: that I cannot fuck with because it'll like come through roommate, okay.
Speaker 4: And I believe that, and I am like, I respect it,
Speaker 4: and I believe I got out.
Speaker 3: I tried to put my hand on the stove. You
Speaker 3: don't have to tell me twice.
Speaker 4: I got it, duly noted. I respect Luigi live and
Speaker 4: let live. But if other people that are brave enough,
Speaker 4: that might not be the portal, so be it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a portal.
Speaker 3: I'm a portal. I'm a channel.
Speaker 1: Well that's great, that's that's but I don't think.
Speaker 3: It's for good.
Speaker 4: I think it's like a I think like about like
Speaker 4: I think there's like a I think like a bad
Speaker 4: It's almost like when you did a bad guy.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. They see your purity, your.
Speaker 4: Niceness, you know what I mean. It's like I think
Speaker 4: the portal. I think that the spirit is like.
Speaker 3: She's naive, you know what I mean, Like we can
Speaker 3: just kind of take over.
Speaker 1: Like also because you're fun at you, Like, who wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to have my portal? I was gonna say, wh
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to go inside you?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would want to possess you?
Speaker 3: Think you really it is really nice? Thank you? That's nice.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Okay, I did some preparation.
Speaker 3: Please, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: And this is I that's a laughing cast.
Speaker 3: Doing so good, thriving. You should have seen me two
Speaker 3: hours ago.
Speaker 1: So I can't believe for years now, I've done the
Speaker 1: show for over five years.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Every single week pretty much. I have never dedicated an
Speaker 1: episode to this one specific haunted house. And it's a
Speaker 1: very haunted house. It's one of the most haunted houses
Speaker 1: in the world. And it's kind of like up for
Speaker 1: sale right now, Oh my god, kind of in a way.
Speaker 3: Okay, the White.
Speaker 4: House, Yes, honey, Yes.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about the White House being haunted. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I feel like it's elected year. I don't We
Speaker 1: don't really talk about politics a lot on the show
Speaker 1: just because, like I don't know, this is kind of
Speaker 1: like an escape from all that exactly. This is this
Speaker 1: isn't a political situation. I don't think it's cute.
Speaker 3: It's interesting and I'm so excited. This is fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's about to be some new residents at
Speaker 1: this haunted house, and I hope that both parties will
Speaker 1: listen to this episode so they know what they're getting
Speaker 1: themselves too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they will, because you.
Speaker 1: Know, I am an undecided voter. You know, I have
Speaker 1: to I have to hear.
Speaker 3: Out, Sure, sure, you look great in red hats.
Speaker 1: So I want that. That's my crutch, it's you can't help.
Speaker 3: You can't help that. You look good in red.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: You can't help it. So you know you also look
Speaker 3: good on lime green, electric green. You look good at
Speaker 3: electric green.
Speaker 1: I look good in a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Yes, I look good in a jumpsuit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So as I'm here just hearing.
Speaker 3: Out, hearing both sides undecided.
Speaker 1: Voter undecided for me too, same. So I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to picture who I would want to be in this haunt.
Speaker 4: Such a great idea. I'm still deciding as well. I
Speaker 4: can't decide. It's so hard, so hard, it's not clear,
Speaker 4: it's hard.
Speaker 3: It's so hard.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yes, let me just tell you some of
Speaker 1: the uh the goodies. Yes, there's a website here, it's
Speaker 1: just white househistory dot org. Okay, Uh, there's like so
Speaker 1: many Okay, so we won't there's no way we'll get
Speaker 1: to all of them. But from eighteen sixty two to
Speaker 1: eighteen sixty three, Mary Todd Lincoln, Yes, got a show
Speaker 1: about her brother.
Speaker 3: Loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Well, that same woman she was grieving her son Willie's death,
Speaker 1: and she began to do seances. That's fun in the
Speaker 1: Red Room of the White House, which was, you know,
Speaker 1: very popular at the time to do seances.
Speaker 3: I want to do.
Speaker 1: This place is perfect for a siance, this studio.
Speaker 4: I honestly feel like when I told you I was
Speaker 4: a portal to Hell, that those lights were going in
Speaker 4: on now, okay.
Speaker 3: Well can they do that?
Speaker 1: This recently just happened yesterday we recorded and it happened
Speaker 1: again too. So I don't know if it's.
Speaker 4: Ghosts, but I'm just going to pretend because it said
Speaker 4: it when I said I'm a channel of.
Speaker 3: The portal of Hell. Those flickors and I just.
Speaker 1: Thought, girl, coincidence, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I thought the timing was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know, I've done my research in this room.
Speaker 1: Used to be the morgue here in this in this building.
Speaker 3: Wait, what was this building?
Speaker 1: Are you it was a hospital? You're lying it was
Speaker 1: a hospital. This was the morgue for all the dead, Pike, don't.
Speaker 1: This is where they embalmed.
Speaker 4: This is where all the dead pod because people go,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to talk to my friends.
Speaker 1: Yep, all episode.
Speaker 3: I have to do this every week.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this every week, but I,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I just flickered. It just flickered again.
Speaker 1: They're doing that.
Speaker 3: They're doing that on purpose.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's funny. So we're starting just you know,
Speaker 1: back in the eighteen hundreds that there were seances.
Speaker 3: Have you been to a seance?
Speaker 1: Have I not been to a seance?
Speaker 3: Has there everyone that was actually remarkable? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A couple were interesting.
Speaker 3: Seance Okay, sance all day.
Speaker 1: So there was a guy that worked, he worked for
Speaker 1: thirty five years doing all kinds of jobs from in
Speaker 1: the early nineteen hundreds, Okay, named Jeremiah Jerry Smith Great
Speaker 1: and he says that he saw in those thirty five
Speaker 1: years the ghosts of President Lincoln, Grant McKinley, and several
Speaker 1: first ladies. Okay, there is a little known spirit that
Speaker 1: is of a fifteen year old boy that they call
Speaker 1: the Thing. Going back to nineteen eleven, they called this
Speaker 1: this little boy the thing, and it frightened President taps
Speaker 1: domestic staff in nineteen eleven. His military aid Major Archibald, but.
Speaker 4: Huge not only fans Major.
Speaker 1: Archibald, but with two ties, Major Blood. So here's a quote.
Speaker 1: Here's a quote from Major Butt. He wrote to his sister,
Speaker 1: it's so good.
Speaker 4: After laughing, guys, he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, He wrote to his sister Clara. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: Clara Butt.
Speaker 3: Clarah Bus.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he wrote to Clara Butt. Quote. The ghost,
Speaker 1: it seems is a young boy, about fourteen or fifteen
Speaker 1: years old. They say that the first knowledge one has
Speaker 1: of his presence, of the presence of the thing, is
Speaker 1: a slight pressure on the shoulder, as if someone were
Speaker 1: leaning onto your shoulder to see what you might be doing.
Speaker 1: President Tapped ordered but to tell the White House staff
Speaker 1: that the first member to repeat stories about the thing
Speaker 1: would be fired.
Speaker 3: So we needed Major Butt to not talk about the thing.
Speaker 1: Major Butt better not talk about the thing.
Speaker 4: That thing, and he's also going to lean over your
Speaker 4: shoulder and not talk about that thing because you got
Speaker 4: Major Butt.
Speaker 3: Great, Major but that's so great. He was the first
Speaker 3: person ever had BBL Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay. So here's a couple of others. Willie Lincoln, who
Speaker 1: died in the White House. He's been seen many times.
Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson from the twenty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a twenty he's a twenty right twenty.
Speaker 1: He supposedly was lying in his bed in the Queen's Bedroom,
Speaker 1: also known as the Rose Room. Yeah, supposedly lying in
Speaker 1: his bed in the Queen's Room. He lets out a
Speaker 1: guttural laugh that has been heard in the White House
Speaker 1: since the eighteen sixties. Mary Lincoln claimed to have heard
Speaker 1: Jackson's stomping and swearing.
Speaker 3: In the Queen's bedroom.
Speaker 1: In the Queen's Room, Honey, that's fun. Thomas Jefferson plays
Speaker 1: his violin in the Yellow Oval Room.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 1: Dolly Madison protects the Rose Garden, John Tyler, don't you.
Speaker 3: Kind of wish your name is Dolly.
Speaker 1: That's a great name.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'd be a good Dolly. Yeah, Dolly Marine.
Speaker 1: You really would changed my name. It's cute, Dolly would
Speaker 1: be cute Dolly, But.
Speaker 3: Dolly but missus, Dolly but major, missus major major and
Speaker 3: Dolly but.
Speaker 1: So good God, I'm so immature this show. This show
Speaker 1: is just me looking for haunted things that have funny names.
Speaker 3: I'm like an eleven year old boy, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. I'm like a heart joke, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 4: I love the pole vaulter that lost because of his
Speaker 4: bond because it's ding ding has knocked it off.
Speaker 1: Incredible, that guy's peenie dude knocked over.
Speaker 3: His Olympic dreams.
Speaker 1: He's gonna do just fine. Yeah, he'll be fine.
Speaker 4: How about that French swimmer with the giant You're like,
Speaker 4: whoa crazy?
Speaker 3: You don't want to be in the news for all that,
Speaker 3: But it's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's the worst thing to be in the news for.
Speaker 1: I heard that the guy with the dingling has only fans.
Speaker 1: The pole vaulter should because it's like, what are you?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: You're a pole vaulter.
Speaker 1: Okay, So back to this John Tyler, was that a president?
Speaker 1: I think it's I think that's one of those ones
Speaker 1: where it's like.
Speaker 3: That was our president exactly.
Speaker 1: John Tyler haunts the Blue Room. William Henry Harrison haunts
Speaker 1: the attic. The first president to die in the White House,
Speaker 1: Abigail Adams used to hang her laundry in the East room.
Speaker 1: Why was she doing her laundry? Uh, contemporary staff can
Speaker 1: smell wet laundry and the scent of lavender in the
Speaker 1: east room.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 1: They say it was her there's an unnamed British I
Speaker 1: can never say this word. Soldier soldier, soldier who perished
Speaker 1: during the War of eighteen twelve. He roams the White
Speaker 1: House grounds holding a torch. David Burns, David Byrn not
Speaker 1: that one. David Burns owned the land in which the
Speaker 1: White House now stands, and he has been seen in
Speaker 1: the yellow Oval room. This place is so haunted. Fun
Speaker 1: now to bring it to more present time, the Obamas
Speaker 1: have told stories they have seen.
Speaker 3: I buy it.
Speaker 1: Well, here's a little piece from VOA news.
Speaker 3: Dot com, the only place to get my news.
Speaker 1: It says, in respect, shout up. I hope that's not
Speaker 1: a bad thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: In two thousand and nine, then First Lady Michelle Obama
Speaker 1: told visiting school children that she and President Barack Obama
Speaker 1: sometimes heard strange noises in the hallway at night.
Speaker 3: How could you not?
Speaker 1: I mean serious?
Speaker 3: Could you not?
Speaker 1: And other times some Obama family members felt like something
Speaker 1: was gnawing or chewing on their feet.
Speaker 3: Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1: A folk lorist named Deborah Letanzi shoot aca, I.
Speaker 3: Want to be a folklorus with a hyphenated name.
Speaker 1: I know, amazing, Yeah, she knows a thing or two
Speaker 1: about ghost stories, and she thinks that the specter of
Speaker 1: a long dead White House pet might be responsible for
Speaker 1: the nipping at people's feet.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, And she won't be surprised if the
Speaker 1: Obama's heard from the most popular ghost in the White House,
Speaker 1: which is President Lincoln. So it seems like Lincoln is
Speaker 1: like around there all the time.
Speaker 3: He likes attention. I would say, he seems like a
Speaker 3: president that liked attention. Yeah, he liked to be admired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's yeah, he probably is.
Speaker 3: Like I think he liked it.
Speaker 1: You see that penny, Yeah, that's me right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see that penny. You see that five, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he likes it. He that tracks you.
Speaker 1: Know about that show on Broadway right now, that's my wife.
Speaker 4: I lived in a building in New York that John
Speaker 4: wilket booth brother planned the assassination in the front parlor.
Speaker 1: We just talked about his brother on this podcast because
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 4: A failed actor. Yes, and so he lived in the building.
Speaker 4: I lived at forty five Grove Street and he lived.
Speaker 4: He planned the assassination in the building, and it felt
Speaker 4: fucking homed.
Speaker 3: It the bowels.
Speaker 4: The building made noises, and there was a it was
Speaker 4: a stop on the underground railroad. There was an under
Speaker 4: the sidewalk. There was like a area that people would
Speaker 4: wait underground to be transported like it was.
Speaker 3: It was a stop. There was a lot happening at.
Speaker 4: Forty five grow. It's forty five Grove right near Bleaker.
Speaker 4: It's near very gay ice cream.
Speaker 1: His brother planned the assassination, John Wilkes Booth.
Speaker 3: He and his brother lived there. His brother, So do you.
Speaker 1: Think his brother was doing like self tapes, self tape auditions.
Speaker 3: Headshots of this is music?
Speaker 4: Check this iss a firefighter, here's mus a physician.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. Yeah, Edwin, right, isn't it Edwin?
Speaker 1: Edwin? Here's right. We talked about it because I'm obsessed
Speaker 1: with like synchronicity, weird coincidences.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Lincoln's son fell at like a train station and
Speaker 1: Edwin Booth caught Lincoln's son before it had happened.
Speaker 3: That's exciting.
Speaker 1: And Lincoln Son was like, oh my god, it's that actor.
Speaker 3: I love this. I love your work. I loved you
Speaker 3: on Chicago Fire. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, here's just one more. Little Tippy is Jenna
Speaker 1: bush Hagar yes, she was there, I guess from two
Speaker 1: thousand and one to two thousand and nine. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: she said that she and her twin sister, Barbara, once
Speaker 1: heard nineteen twenties music coming from the fireplaces in their
Speaker 1: bedroom bedroom.
Speaker 3: You could almost see that. I bet all the chimneys
Speaker 3: are like connected, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: That could be like from another part like that could
Speaker 4: be like a connected you know what I mean. Like, No, no,
Speaker 4: that's fun, that's fun. And he's just like, it's like
Speaker 4: it's real. It's proves that it's real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or it could have just been someone playing piano
Speaker 1: in another room. No, no, no, no, Ronald Reagan, who cares?
Speaker 5: My guy.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I like him not.
Speaker 3: I'm still undecided.
Speaker 1: He told the story of his dog barking frantically at
Speaker 1: the Lincoln bedroom. It's honestly, it's just Lincoln everywhere.
Speaker 3: Lincoln needs a lot of a.
Speaker 1: Lot of attention. Still, Winston church Hill. Okay. He says
Speaker 1: that he saw Lincoln's ghost when he stayed in the
Speaker 1: Lincoln bedroom. That's fun.
Speaker 3: How do we get you in the Lincoln bedroom.
Speaker 1: It's probably easy just to get in there.
Speaker 3: Right, How do you get an overnight.
Speaker 1: I gotta get an over night.
Speaker 3: You gotta get an overnight. But you gotta go there.
Speaker 1: There's tons of this stuff. But going back to the coincidences,
Speaker 1: I also found another thing. This website has all these
Speaker 1: like coincidences listed in this. Yeah. Yeah, and there was
Speaker 1: one about Lincoln. Yes, this is interesting. So Lincoln and Kennedy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that there's like eerie similarities. Okay, So
Speaker 1: Lincoln was elected president in eighteen sixty. Kennedy was elected
Speaker 1: one hundred years later in nineteen sixty. Both men were
Speaker 1: assassinated on a Friday. Okay, listen to this. Lincoln was
Speaker 1: killed in Ford's theater. Kennedy was killed while writing in
Speaker 1: a Ford Lincoln. I mean, that's interesting. Both men were
Speaker 1: replaced by vice president's named Johnson. Andrew Johnson was born
Speaker 1: in eighteen o eight. Lyndon Johnson nineteen oh eight, one
Speaker 1: hundred years later. John Wilkes Booth was born in eighteen
Speaker 1: thirty nine. Lee Harvey Oswald was born in nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 1: Everything's like one hundred years.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very strange.
Speaker 3: They're twin plane something that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Also, here's another thing. Eight US presidents have died in.
Speaker 3: Office in the building in the White House.
Speaker 1: Not no, but eight total while in office, and seven
Speaker 1: of them were elected at twenty year intervals. So William
Speaker 1: Harrison was in eighteen forty when he died, or no,
Speaker 1: he was elected in eighteen forty. Abraham Lincoln elected eighteen sixty,
Speaker 1: James Garfield eighteen eighty, William Kenley nineteen hundred, Warren Harding
Speaker 1: Weird nineteen twenty, Franklin Roosevelt nineteen forty, John F. Kennedy
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The only other one was Zachary Taylor, who was
Speaker 1: elected in eighteen forty eight and died in eighteen fifty.
Speaker 3: I love Zachary Taylor and a home improvement.
Speaker 1: He was good. Zachary Taylor.
Speaker 3: Thomas spoke c TTTT spent praise BAZTJ praise me, ztt
Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: All right. So that was our White House.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: Can I just say all your prep work thrilled me.
Speaker 4: I feel like I learned something. I feel like I'm
Speaker 4: a history buff.
Speaker 1: Now you got to go on a tour of the
Speaker 1: White House now by yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just assume I'll always be traveling alone.
Speaker 1: Same.
Speaker 4: But you know, like I feel like when you travel
Speaker 4: for work, you're alone. So like I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: this it's fun. You get to see the city, You
Speaker 4: interact with unusual people that you wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Ever normally meet. Yeah, and I've now been on three ghosts.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done dating apps while traveling?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: What you do is you get the premium version so
Speaker 1: that you can look ahead of time and line it up.
Speaker 3: Okay, what was your best date? What city had the best?
Speaker 1: Realm?
Speaker 3: Okay? What app?
Speaker 1: I get them? All confused? I honestly, sometimes I don't
Speaker 1: know which one I'm on all of them?
Speaker 3: Room was the best?
Speaker 1: Yeah, still talk to him?
Speaker 3: That's nice every year.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can I show you a haunted doll?
Speaker 3: Yes? Have we met? Obviously you can show me a
Speaker 3: haunted doll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's time for the dolls are living? Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to show you a haunted doll in
Speaker 1: a second. What I do is I go to eBay.
Speaker 1: I look for haunted dolls. Okay, and there's thousands up
Speaker 1: for sale at all.
Speaker 3: That's so fun.
Speaker 1: And these dolls all have an entity or a ghost
Speaker 1: or something I.
Speaker 3: Saw a haunted doll.
Speaker 4: And when I did the movie, there was a doll
Speaker 4: that had human hair and it was fucking weird.
Speaker 3: This doll.
Speaker 1: They said it was haunted.
Speaker 3: It was clearly haunted, and it had human hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, human hair and a doll is scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh huh.
Speaker 1: What the story with these on eBay usually is that
Speaker 1: a formerly living human has somehow found themselves inside of
Speaker 1: this doll.
Speaker 4: Okay, fun, what doll would you want to be in?
Speaker 4: I want to be in a barbie.
Speaker 1: I would want to be in one with human hair,
Speaker 1: to be honest.
Speaker 3: Okay, because you have great hair, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So this one's name is Helen geehaw. Can
Speaker 1: you show us Helen please? Helen.
Speaker 4: Oh, that is definitely a haunted doll.
Speaker 3: That is definitely a haunted doll. She's cute, she's cute.
Speaker 3: Her eyes are she needs to look like a Lasik
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she does not have pupils. She's cute, but
Speaker 1: it looks like those eyes are on purpose.
Speaker 4: I feel like I looked like that before I died
Speaker 4: my hair blonde. She needs it's my first headshot.
Speaker 1: She needs a peel or something. Her sal is cracked.
Speaker 4: She needs to go stuck on some laughing gas and
Speaker 4: get some kind of a laser situation.
Speaker 1: She's spooky, Yeah, she's crooked.
Speaker 4: She's definitely got a hit by like the Wizard of
Speaker 4: oz House this.
Speaker 3: She's cute though.
Speaker 1: I like her love really, I mean, I think as
Speaker 1: much as she's terrifying. She's one hundred and fifteen.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's a lot.
Speaker 1: She knows what she's worth.
Speaker 3: Yes, she likes herself, she has self worth.
Speaker 1: She definitely looks haunted to me.
Speaker 3: I do not want that in my home.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you the little story it comes with
Speaker 1: with Helen. It says she's a nineteen thirties haunted burlesque doll,
Speaker 1: fun extremely active, possessed doll by a ghost.
Speaker 3: I buy it.
Speaker 1: This is an actual doll from the nineteen thirties, possessed
Speaker 1: by a ghost name Helen, who passed away in that
Speaker 1: time period. Okay, the previous owner believes that she was
Speaker 1: a sex worker at that time and told me how
Speaker 1: they have heard erotic moans at night from her.
Speaker 4: This is somebody scraped the paint off the eyes and
Speaker 4: added the moaning to sell it.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I have also heard this from
Speaker 1: her more than once, so multiple people are hearing her
Speaker 1: moan in an Eurotic eye.
Speaker 3: That's fun. That's a fun ghost, a horny ghost.
Speaker 1: I have also heard her cry out and a sound
Speaker 1: that is a mix of sad and anger.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: She needs a comforting home to relax or hell is
Speaker 1: she sure does. She can be a bit scary.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I like hurt people.
Speaker 4: Hurt people, you know, exactly, hurt people, hurt people who
Speaker 4: hasn't been through it exactly.
Speaker 1: She deserves some love. She can be a bit it's scary,
Speaker 1: but I think with love and care, she won't lash out.
Speaker 1: Okay for a while, her previous owners said that they
Speaker 1: think she was angry with them for throwing away some
Speaker 1: of her belongings. Yeah no dooy deep in their basement
Speaker 1: that may have included a photograph of her.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't blame her.
Speaker 1: I'd be ticked, she's pissed.
Speaker 3: I don't blame her. She's like, bitch, that was my
Speaker 3: stuff and that was my best shot.
Speaker 1: You just threw out, Yeah, especially like nineteen thirty. Is
Speaker 1: not like they had like a bunch of copies of
Speaker 1: the same picture that.
Speaker 3: Was me, So you just threw me out, you know, She's.
Speaker 1: Like, guess what, I'm gonna fuck in the other room,
Speaker 1: and I hope you here.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be the rudest roommate that you've ever I'm
Speaker 4: not even gonna close the door.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fuck. I'm gonna fuck all.
Speaker 4: Your ancestor memories in here, and I'm gonna, like moan,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna fight with them.
Speaker 3: Like She's just like, fuck you, dude.
Speaker 1: Good for her, Good for her.
Speaker 4: I'm here for Helen. I'm pro Helen. Look, she keeps
Speaker 4: it tight.
Speaker 3: I feel like she got disrespected both in life and death,
Speaker 3: and like I think she needs a home. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you want to see what she looks like,
Speaker 1: go to ghosted by ras on Instagram and you can
Speaker 1: see her under the tab that says doll.
Speaker 3: She's cute.
Speaker 4: She needs to like all her little hand poor thing.
Speaker 4: That's not a shot you want to that's not a
Speaker 4: shot you want to see.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's pretty big.
Speaker 3: That's a big doll. That's like the whole size of
Speaker 3: the table. It's twenty five inches. That's big.
Speaker 1: Sit actually twenty six in honey. Maybe she was in
Speaker 1: that pole Vaulter's payot.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what he was his lucky Jump doll.
Speaker 1: Oh twenty six.
Speaker 4: That's a huge don't mind my decour, I you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. I was a home good to gotta
Speaker 4: live laugh love sign and I got this beautiful doll.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes these people are really showing off.
Speaker 3: I mean it's big.
Speaker 1: It's a marketing thing. You gotta show how big it is.
Speaker 3: To show how big it is, you.
Speaker 1: Gotta scratch the eyes out to make it scarier. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here's another thing we do. Can I play you some
Speaker 1: ghost obvious. It's time for EVP or ev plicse EVP
Speaker 1: Electronic Voice Phenomenal. Okay, so when a ghost hunter believes
Speaker 1: they've captured a ghost speaker.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen those. They're always bros. I've seen those bros.
Speaker 2: Bros.
Speaker 3: I've seen those bros with their boxes.
Speaker 1: Well, there's all kinds of people on YouTube that posts these.
Speaker 1: Ok I got two of them for you. This first
Speaker 1: one was posted by the Paranormal Detectives and it's at
Speaker 1: a place called White Ladies Priory.
Speaker 4: Is that in my hometown and Little Compton Island, I'm
Speaker 4: probably I've probably.
Speaker 1: Been White Ladies Priory. It's in Wolverhampton, UK, okay.
Speaker 3: That tracks. That feels right.
Speaker 1: What are these white ladies saying.
Speaker 3: Let me guess.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's quick, I mean, let me play it.
Speaker 2: AM like, oh, it's one o'clock summer, Martha, I don't
Speaker 2: hear anything, do you Well?
Speaker 1: Let me give you some options, okay, and then then
Speaker 1: you might be able to hear it better. Is it
Speaker 1: A you're gay?
Speaker 5: Okay okay, B go away okay, C sorry? Or D
Speaker 5: what is it pay?
Speaker 3: Okay? You're gay?
Speaker 1: When your asient calls you and you're like, what is
Speaker 1: it pay?
Speaker 3: Okay, you're gay? Go away? Sorry? What does it pay?
Speaker 1: Which?
Speaker 3: One? One more time?
Speaker 1: Sorry? They believe it's go away? Oh, let me let
Speaker 1: me play another. Wae know that I hear it.
Speaker 3: I heard that. Let me hear one more time. I
Speaker 3: believe that. I buy that.
Speaker 1: I can hear it. Good job, paranlem but detective.
Speaker 3: Good job.
Speaker 1: I buy that case.
Speaker 3: You crack the case. I buy that.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's one more. This one's from Gargoyle six six
Speaker 1: one okay at the Silver Queen Mine Road in the
Speaker 1: Mojave Desert, Mojave, California. Okay, okay, what is this one saying? Oh?
Speaker 4: That was very that was something talking for sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah, something with a house? Okay?
Speaker 3: Or like are you going to put out?
Speaker 1: Why don't you put out?
Speaker 3: Why don't you put out?
Speaker 1: I hear that? Why didn't you put out? Right to
Speaker 1: put out? Gargoyle sixty six one? That's not what they thought?
Speaker 1: Do they think it was a? Wait, that's a good one. No,
Speaker 1: B what you going on about?
Speaker 3: These are wild options? Okay?
Speaker 1: See, won't you go to Hell?
Speaker 3: Where's the house?
Speaker 1: Or d what are you gonna wear?
Speaker 3: Whoa? These are wild options. Okay, let me hear the
Speaker 3: choices again. I don't hear. Let me here, let me
Speaker 3: hear the options again.
Speaker 1: The options are, wait, that's a good one. No, what
Speaker 1: you going on about?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Won't you go to Hell? Or what you're gonna wear?
Speaker 3: I hope it's big?
Speaker 1: Be what you're going on about?
Speaker 3: The only one that says like howse out?
Speaker 1: They think it's c won't you go to Hell?
Speaker 3: I'm here?
Speaker 1: I could hear why won't you go to Hell? Go
Speaker 1: to Hell? Well?
Speaker 3: I want to go to hell house?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's definitely a half there's a house or a
Speaker 1: hell house. Why won't you watch Shallow Hell? Remember them?
Speaker 3: Oh? I love that movie? Can you mention that was
Speaker 3: my favorite movie.
Speaker 1: Oh that movie. So you gotta watch that movie and
Speaker 1: then figure out who to vote for exactly.
Speaker 3: I've got to watch shallow Hell. I've got to figure out.
Speaker 3: How am I going to figure it out?
Speaker 1: You believe that movie was ever made?
Speaker 3: To no and it was like what about you?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I.
Speaker 4: Can't It wasn't even like that long ago. And like
Speaker 4: the grand scheme of human Planet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You looked at him like a timeline.
Speaker 3: It's like it was like two hours ago.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like what are like? Yeah? And like nobody it was
Speaker 3: just like, oh, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I love ghost things so much obviously, and this is
Speaker 4: I was so excited when you reached out.
Speaker 3: I love doing your podcast.
Speaker 1: It's your second time too.
Speaker 4: I was legit honored, to be honest, and yeah, I
Speaker 4: was super excited and I really hope How long is
Speaker 4: your ghost hunt?
Speaker 1: Six days by yourself? Two locations?
Speaker 3: What part of the country Arizona, both Arizona? Yeah, interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Where are you the most curious in the world to
Speaker 3: go looking for ghosts?
Speaker 1: Hmmm?
Speaker 3: Like what location? What part of the world would you
Speaker 3: like to explore more? I found the Tower of London,
Speaker 3: very heavy feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, all of England is haunted, it's so old.
Speaker 4: The most visceral reaction I've ever had to a building
Speaker 4: was the Hamlet Castle in Denmark. It was so heavy
Speaker 4: and my friend felt it, her daughter felt it like
Speaker 4: there were rooms that like it was like there was
Speaker 4: a magnet on you, just like there was such a
Speaker 4: heaviness that you just want to get out of there.
Speaker 4: Even though it's like a beautiful sunny day.
Speaker 3: The energy was so you felt like you were just
Speaker 3: like walking through molasses. Oh God, really haunted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see that doesn't sound fun to I want
Speaker 1: gay ghosts. That's what I want is West. It's very gay.
Speaker 3: See West Key, West would have some fun gay ghosts.
Speaker 1: Drag queen ghosts. Key, I want to have a good time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to. You don't want a heavy Peatown.
Speaker 1: Petown's very haunted too, like old history.
Speaker 3: I buy that.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 3: Have you gone to New Orleans?
Speaker 1: Not enough? No, I've never done ghosts hunting there. I
Speaker 1: really want to. And I think that's so fascinating too,
Speaker 1: with just I mean, so much history. Yeah. Also the
Speaker 1: voodoo practice.
Speaker 4: Is connected to spirits. Yeah, it's just just flickered.
Speaker 3: You don't want to hear it. You're like, bitch, it's
Speaker 3: just a wire.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a ghost.
Speaker 3: It's too new of a building.
Speaker 1: Well, it used to be the Morgan.
Speaker 3: Hare rip all those dead podcasts.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the beauticians? The mortician's name was Morgan.
Speaker 3: That's so good. But Captain Pacher.
Speaker 4: But did you know that there's an old woman who
Speaker 4: still is alive in my hometown whose name is Pussy Driver.
Speaker 4: And the golf champ his name is Dix Mall. He
Speaker 4: could go by Richard, but he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, there's an old woman in your hometown. Hometown
Speaker 1: name pussy Driver.
Speaker 4: Her name is Pussy pussy Driver. Her last name's driver.
Speaker 4: How do you spell her first name ussy Pussy?
Speaker 1: No, it's not. How is it short for something?
Speaker 4: I think it's like a nickname, Sandra Pussolini.
Speaker 3: I think it's like a nickname, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like because like the.
Speaker 1: Who would call her pussy driver?
Speaker 3: That's a great question, New England, New England.
Speaker 1: And then because there's small.
Speaker 4: Small, there's also ladies. Because like there's ladies in the town.
Speaker 4: There's name like Go Go and like Gigi and like,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Okay, so like and there
Speaker 4: you know, she's got to be in her nineties, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So her name is Pussy pussy Butts Major and Pussy Butts.
Speaker 3: She's nice, she's good. She still plays cards.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, she's nice. She's sparkly cool.
Speaker 1: Lo's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every want a friendly pussy driver.
Speaker 3: You want a friendly pussy driver. It's a great name.
Speaker 1: Marine. Thank you so much, so delighted. Tell people where
Speaker 1: you want them to find you.
Speaker 4: Thank you for asking. I have all sorts of fun
Speaker 4: things coming out. One of them is a movie called
Speaker 4: Threesome with Ruby Cruz from Bottoms and Zoey do Each
Speaker 4: and it's really fun, but it's not out yet. And
Speaker 4: then I'm filming something right now that I'm really excited about.
Speaker 4: But I have a podcast. It's a comedy podcast about
Speaker 4: the Bachelor franchise called Willeks at This Rose. I've had
Speaker 4: it for like eight years. It's on iHeart. It's really
Speaker 4: fun and comedians we break it down and it's a
Speaker 4: real delight and it's out every Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 4: And you know, I'm doing some live shows. I'm doing
Speaker 4: Bellhouse in Brooklyn on October fifth. They can come to
Speaker 4: that and all sorts of fun things.
Speaker 1: I love it. Thanks for doing this such a joy.
Speaker 1: I do have one more thing to say to you.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Go away?
Speaker 3: I heard it? I heard go away? I heard it,
Speaker 3: I heard it.
Speaker 1: I love you. Thanks for doing this. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much to Arden marineh. She just brings so much joy
Speaker 1: to me all the time. And thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: I love you all, both living and dead. But if
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't haunt me,
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Speaker 1: My senior producer is the startling Jiha Lee. Associate producer
Speaker 1: is the alarming Christina Chamberlain. This episode was mixed and
Speaker 1: sound designed by the eerie Edson Choi. My guest booker
Speaker 1: is the petrifying Patrick Kuttner. Additional production support from the
Speaker 1: hair raising Hannah Kyle Krichten. My theme music is by
Speaker 1: the spine Chilling Brendan Lynch Salomon. Artwork by the Spooky
Speaker 1: Vanessa Lilac, Photography by the terrifying Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced
Speaker 1: by the Chilling Karen Kilgareff, the Spooky Georgia Hard Start,
Speaker 1: and the Frightening Danielle Kramer