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Speaker 1: We got some exciting news. Really, an old friend of

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Speaker 1: the show is back.

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Speaker 2: I love when people come back.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you're a

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Speaker 1: newer listener, you may not know. Most of us have

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Speaker 1: been on this show for fifteen years.

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Speaker 3: It is so wild how long we've been together, so

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Speaker 3: dedicated career.

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Speaker 1: Maybe not Alexis, she's been here like five years or so.

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Speaker 1: But through that time, we've had a lot of guests

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Speaker 1: come through these studio doors, maybe none more.

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Speaker 4: Eclectic and memorable than Rob Schneider.

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Speaker 3: You guys, it was the most wild day of my

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Speaker 3: entire career.

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Speaker 2: It involved bought water and tea and him not leaving a.

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Speaker 3: Story about a pregnant dead cat.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot about that on air.

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Speaker 1: He left a lasting impression. He's Adam Sandler's buddy. He's

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Speaker 1: in the movie Deuce Big Low, and he's the guy

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Speaker 1: in the water Boy that yells you can do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's a very dlous celebrity. Yes, that's rude,

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Speaker 3: I mean not untrue. He was here for four hours anyway,

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Speaker 3: I couldn't get rid of them.

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Speaker 1: I say he's back because he just announced that he's

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Speaker 1: created a new daytime talk show for women, and we

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Speaker 1: have some audio of Rob breaking it down.

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Speaker 3: Is his daughter won't even talk to him.

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Speaker 5: No apologies media. At my new company, we're gonna do

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Speaker 5: a all ladies talk show that won't be like the View.

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Speaker 2: Is it the opposite of the View?

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Speaker 5: It could be it'll be the opposite because this will

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Speaker 5: be entertaining. Yeah, funny women on it. They're gonna tell

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Speaker 5: jokes and have funny stories and health and wellness. We

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Speaker 5: have a lot of when we like and it's household

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Speaker 5: names and you're gonna love it. I don't know what

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Speaker 5: we're gonna call it the lip Service or the other View.

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Speaker 5: We're not sure.

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Speaker 4: Wow, So that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have the name of the show yet, or

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Speaker 1: the time slot, or the network or any concrete details

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Speaker 1: about it, but he does have a general idea of

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Speaker 1: a show on a show.

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Speaker 6: That he's ripped off like.

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Speaker 5: It's not even his original.

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Speaker 1: So maybe it was all just a bad attempt to

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Speaker 1: roast the ladies of the View. But either way, he

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Speaker 1: is a friend of the show, so we must not.

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Speaker 4: Support him through this blindly.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to talk with We literally escorted him out

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Speaker 3: of the building because he wouldn't leave, don't you remember?

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Speaker 2: That's true? And he didn't have handlers. Everyone has handling.

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Speaker 4: He was like, do we get rid of him?

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Speaker 1: I thought we walked him out because we didn't want to,

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Speaker 1: like lose a single second of time.

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Speaker 6: Spent with him. He wouldn't go.

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Speaker 2: He wanted to play Winbrock's box.

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Speaker 1: We're like, he's embarking on an exciting new chapter in

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Speaker 1: his entertainment career. So say something nice about our good

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Speaker 1: buddy and friend, Rob Schneider.

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Speaker 4: He's listening right now.

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Speaker 3: No, brook Brook, his white tea was pretty good that

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Speaker 3: he brewed for us in the studio. Okay, in the studio,

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Speaker 3: but he couldn't have the water, the thin because that's

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Speaker 3: Florida special water.

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Speaker 4: Brook. That was very sweet and heartfelt. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into the shock Colling question of the day

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Speaker 1: with the Morning Shows version of Deuce Big Eelow. All

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Speaker 1: our female listeners over fifty want to hear from Big

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Speaker 1: Daddy Jake.

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Speaker 4: Give them what they want.

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Speaker 6: I'm an aquarium specialist. What do kids love most about

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Speaker 6: the holidays? Memory reading books, of course, Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Forget shiny new toys and epic video game battles. Children

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Speaker 6: everywhere are gleefully asking their parents for dusty dog eared

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Speaker 6: copies of Victorian era Christmas tales not even current. No,

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Speaker 6: you can almost hear them crying out, Papa, skip the xbox,

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Speaker 6: Hand me another excerpt from Charles Dickens, and perhaps a

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Speaker 6: parable or two about Yule Tide redemption.

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Speaker 2: To my kids right now as a child.

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Speaker 6: That's why today we're honoring the most popular holiday books

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Speaker 6: of all time during a special Christmasy Literacy edition of

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Speaker 6: plenty of twenty. Now, just say a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 6: I'll give you a hint about a famous holiday book.

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Speaker 6: You just have to tell me the correct title to

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Speaker 6: stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who

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Speaker 6: spends every Christmas rereading her own Amazon wish list. That's Alexis,

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Speaker 6: anything Alexis. How about a number please six, verse six, Alexis.

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Speaker 6: Here's your hint. A green troublemaker with a questionable dental

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Speaker 6: hygiene realizes his heart isn't the only thing that's undersized

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Speaker 6: the Gritch. Yeah, the Grinch is incorrect Christmas. I believe

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Speaker 6: the answer is how the Grinch Stole Christmas is the

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Speaker 6: title of the book. Wow, very cocky, extremely cocky. Brook

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Speaker 6: interrupting me to say very easy before I finished reading

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Speaker 6: the hint. Also very cocky. I know Alex's isn't listening. Wow,

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Speaker 6: Alexis is out lots of hubrist there. Let's go to

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Speaker 6: Jose instead. Jose, pick a number that's not number six.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with number six.

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Speaker 6: Jose, do not test me. I swear I am on edge.

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Speaker 2: Trying to get you in a good mood. Number two he's.

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Speaker 6: Doing the opposite number two, Jose, your hint. A boy

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Speaker 6: with a golden ticket embarks on a trip that Brook.

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Speaker 6: I swear if you say this is easier, don't even

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Speaker 6: like murmur how like? Oh a moan that it's easy.

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Speaker 6: A boy with a golden ticket embarks on a trip

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Speaker 6: that ends with a bell and some serious holiday magic.

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Speaker 2: Jose and the book Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

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Speaker 6: Really Wonka and the chocolate words. You missed all of them.

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Speaker 6: The book is called the Polar Express.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that I immediately think of chocolate.

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Speaker 6: I am begging everyone in this room to lock in

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Speaker 6: to some degree more than zero, because right now this

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Speaker 6: is unprofessional. Do we need to bring Rob Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, give me number one, Brook.

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Speaker 6: Number one, Thank you, for having your number ready, Brook,

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Speaker 6: we're talking Christmas books.

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Speaker 4: Okay, book, here's your.

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Speaker 6: Hint, Brook. Three unexpected house guests show up in the

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Speaker 6: middle of the night to teach an old grouch a lesson.

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Speaker 2: This should be good for you.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 3: It's called it's called a Christmas carol.

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Speaker 6: A Christmas carol is absolutely correct, Brook, thanks to Rob

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Speaker 6: Schneider's white tea Jeffrey Rover to you, don't pick one,

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Speaker 6: two or six, number ten, number ten your holiday book.

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Speaker 6: An old man's rooftop commute turns into an epic poem

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Speaker 6: that's recited every December.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, come on, this is the one, like, uh,

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Speaker 1: but a rose from the whatever something such a clatter,

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Speaker 1: and something came down and.

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Speaker 2: The roof started to shatter.

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Speaker 3: I know like the words of it, but even says

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Speaker 3: a breast in it, which always maybe giggles.

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Speaker 4: It's naughty, Oh man, But what's it called. It's like, uh, yes,

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Speaker 4: I certainly don't know it.

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Speaker 3: It's the first line of the whole thing.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, we go wake up.

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Speaker 4: It's Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Wake up.

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Speaker 6: It's Christmas is incorrect. It's called the Night before Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Night before Christmas, A long time of.

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Speaker 6: Day that means Brooke has one Today's edition up plenty

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Speaker 6: of twenty despite her rude and violent outbursts. Congratulations Brooke.

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Speaker 3: I just can't stop thinking about Rob Shudder and how

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Speaker 3: he brought his own Duffel bag into the studio with

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Speaker 3: his own electric tea kettle was just the tea.

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Speaker 4: He's an impressive man.

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Speaker 3: You can't wait to have it shock Alexis because she

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Speaker 3: wasn't here for it, so you're gonna.

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Speaker 1: Get shocked while singing I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

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Speaker 4: This could happen, really story.

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Speaker 3: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claw underneath the missiletoe last night.

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Speaker 4: That is your shack collar question of the day. I

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Speaker 4: got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.