WEBVTT - I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate 

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone

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<v Speaker 1>tapping Daniels, we need a phone tap today, So Josh

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<v Speaker 1>wants us to phone tap his mom. He's getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>to move into the dorm for his first year of college.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people are doing that right now. Mom

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<v Speaker 1>is paranoid about the college lifestyle, which makes sense. So

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, you know what, call has my new roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>You the new roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the new roommate.

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<v Speaker 2>Just cannot go well, all right, here's Daniel's protap. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>listen in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Josh. Please. This is Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, it's so nice to meet you. How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm falling? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jamie, his roommate from college, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call and talk to him because I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to say there's anything extra he wanted me to bring

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<v Speaker 1>when I go to school.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's funny because he never ever mentioned that he

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<v Speaker 2>had a girl as a roommate. It's it's just coming

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<v Speaker 2>as kind of a shock to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's it's fine because it's co ed dorms

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<v Speaker 1>at the school. I mean, your son's adorable. I love

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<v Speaker 1>having him as a roommate.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and your parents are with this, and I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm just I don't even I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what to say. I'm a little I'm a little perplexed

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<v Speaker 2>about how this happened. And you know, he never mentioned

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<v Speaker 2>he kept talking about you, but I assumed that your

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<v Speaker 2>name was a guy named But I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Really come from a great family. I mean, my dad

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<v Speaker 1>was arrested, but that's a different story. But other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>everything was arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a misdemeanor. I was like, not a really

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. But you know, anyway, I'm really from a

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<v Speaker 1>great family, and my mom is awesome. She drinks now

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<v Speaker 1>and then, but you know, I don't drink, so we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. You know I think probably, Well we'll probably meet

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<v Speaker 2>you soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you'll meet it when you come up.

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<v Speaker 2>Parent going to come up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that'll be awesome. Well, you'll con meet my dad then,

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<v Speaker 1>because he just got out and he would love to

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<v Speaker 1>meet you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that should be a pleasure. But you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>think you might want dividers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Diviners might go you know, across the room or something

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<v Speaker 2>we don't need.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need that. It's cool. I have no problem

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<v Speaker 1>changing in front of a guy. I've no problem with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm Josh has always been very shy, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking that maybe he might feel more comfortable with.

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<v Speaker 1>Something like that, or don't even worry. Once he sees

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<v Speaker 1>my knox a couple of times, there's gonna be no

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<v Speaker 1>problem shyness. Do it right out the window.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean, what is your major?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm undecided right now, you know, I'm just really what

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<v Speaker 1>happened was is my mom kind of said you have

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<v Speaker 1>to go to college. You don't want to end up

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<v Speaker 1>like your dad, So I had to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know you called.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know if there's anything he needs like my mom?

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<v Speaker 1>My mom will even buy us alcohol if we need

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<v Speaker 1>it for the room.

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<v Speaker 2>But you want to get back to you on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding. That's a joke. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's cute. Okay, yeah, okay, all right, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a pleasure. Bye but yeah, bye bye bye, Josh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just hear a call from your roommate. Oh, Amy,

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<v Speaker 2>you never told us that your roommate was a female.

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<v Speaker 2>Never you never mentioned it. And she revealed some things

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<v Speaker 2>to me on the phone, candidly about oh, the first

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<v Speaker 2>time you ever see her, as she put it, knocks,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's all that you'll be. You won't be shy anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a random roommate. You and I are going to

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<v Speaker 2>come up there and we're gonna put a screen up.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get a fold out screen. We're gonna put

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<v Speaker 2>it between the two beds so that you have some

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<v Speaker 2>privacy in that room. I mean, what if she brings

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<v Speaker 2>guys in there, but well I know that, but not

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<v Speaker 2>living with them where they're changing and they's a bath

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<v Speaker 2>you have to share the same bathroom. You could catch

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<v Speaker 2>a glisse of her veragining there, and that's another thing

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<v Speaker 2>that worries me. I won't be able to sleep at night.

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<v Speaker 1>A deal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a big deal, Josh, it's a big deal. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have any idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't be so upset because it's only a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Daniel Narrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Show, and.

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<v Speaker 1>God Jamie is actually a boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh say Gods. Durant phone.

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