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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone

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Speaker 1: tapping Daniels, we need a phone tap today, So Josh

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Speaker 1: wants us to phone tap his mom. He's getting ready

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Speaker 1: to move into the dorm for his first year of college.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people are doing that right now. Mom

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Speaker 1: is paranoid about the college lifestyle, which makes sense. So

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Speaker 1: he's like, you know what, call has my new roommate.

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Speaker 1: So that's what I did.

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Speaker 2: You the new roommate.

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Speaker 1: I'm the new roommate.

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Speaker 2: Just cannot go well, all right, here's Daniel's protap. Let's

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Speaker 2: listen in.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Josh. Please. This is Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, it's so nice to meet you. How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm falling? Who's this?

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Speaker 1: This is Jamie, his roommate from college, and I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to call and talk to him because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to say there's anything extra he wanted me to bring

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Speaker 1: when I go to school.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny because he never ever mentioned that he

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Speaker 2: had a girl as a roommate. It's it's just coming

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Speaker 2: as kind of a shock to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's fine because it's co ed dorms

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Speaker 1: at the school. I mean, your son's adorable. I love

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Speaker 1: having him as a roommate.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and your parents are with this, and I guess,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm just I don't even I don't know

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Speaker 2: what to say. I'm a little I'm a little perplexed

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Speaker 2: about how this happened. And you know, he never mentioned

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Speaker 2: he kept talking about you, but I assumed that your

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Speaker 2: name was a guy named But I'm.

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Speaker 1: Really come from a great family. I mean, my dad

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Speaker 1: was arrested, but that's a different story. But other than that,

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Speaker 1: everything was arrested.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was a misdemeanor. I was like, not a really

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Speaker 1: big deal. But you know, anyway, I'm really from a

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Speaker 1: great family, and my mom is awesome. She drinks now

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Speaker 1: and then, but you know, I don't drink, so we're good.

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Speaker 2: Okay. You know I think probably, Well we'll probably meet

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Speaker 2: you soon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you'll meet it when you come up.

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Speaker 2: Parent going to come up.

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Speaker 1: Oh that'll be awesome. Well, you'll con meet my dad then,

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Speaker 1: because he just got out and he would love to

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Speaker 1: meet you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that should be a pleasure. But you know, I

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Speaker 2: think you might want dividers.

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Speaker 1: No, no, we're good.

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Speaker 2: Diviners might go you know, across the room or something

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Speaker 2: we don't need.

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Speaker 1: We don't need that. It's cool. I have no problem

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Speaker 1: changing in front of a guy. I've no problem with that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm Josh has always been very shy, so

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking that maybe he might feel more comfortable with.

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Speaker 1: Something like that, or don't even worry. Once he sees

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Speaker 1: my knox a couple of times, there's gonna be no

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Speaker 1: problem shyness. Do it right out the window.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, what is your major?

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Speaker 1: I'm undecided right now, you know, I'm just really what

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Speaker 1: happened was is my mom kind of said you have

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Speaker 1: to go to college. You don't want to end up

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Speaker 1: like your dad, So I had to go.

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Speaker 2: I want to know you called.

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Speaker 1: Do you know if there's anything he needs like my mom?

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Speaker 1: My mom will even buy us alcohol if we need

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Speaker 1: it for the room.

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Speaker 2: But you want to get back to you on that.

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Speaker 1: I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding. That's a joke. That's

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Speaker 1: a joke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's cute. Okay, yeah, okay, all right, it was

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Speaker 2: a pleasure. Bye but yeah, bye bye bye, Josh. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just hear a call from your roommate. Oh, Amy,

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Speaker 2: you never told us that your roommate was a female.

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Speaker 2: Never you never mentioned it. And she revealed some things

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Speaker 2: to me on the phone, candidly about oh, the first

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Speaker 2: time you ever see her, as she put it, knocks,

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Speaker 2: and that's all that you'll be. You won't be shy anymore.

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Speaker 2: She's a random roommate. You and I are going to

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Speaker 2: come up there and we're gonna put a screen up.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get a fold out screen. We're gonna put

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Speaker 2: it between the two beds so that you have some

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Speaker 2: privacy in that room. I mean, what if she brings

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Speaker 2: guys in there, but well I know that, but not

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Speaker 2: living with them where they're changing and they's a bath

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Speaker 2: you have to share the same bathroom. You could catch

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Speaker 2: a glisse of her veragining there, and that's another thing

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Speaker 2: that worries me. I won't be able to sleep at night.

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Speaker 1: A deal.

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Speaker 2: It's a big deal, Josh, it's a big deal. Do

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Speaker 2: you have any idea?

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Speaker 1: Mom?

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Speaker 2: Who's this?

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be so upset because it's only a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This is Daniel Narrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Show, and.

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Speaker 1: God Jamie is actually a boy.

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Speaker 2: Oh say Gods. Durant phone.

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Speaker 1: Was pre recorded with permission granted by all for dispras

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Speaker 1: the Elvis Duran phone tap. Only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the morning show