WEBVTT - Fancy Supremacy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, well, Mama's it's me David Bori from earlier. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here to tell you that I have a comedy special

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<v Speaker 1>that I produced by myself that is out via Mypatreon,

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<v Speaker 1>patreon dot com backslash David Bori. Go on there, sign

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<v Speaker 1>up for the Patreon for free, buy the special for

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<v Speaker 1>twelve dollars. It is quite frankly the best special of

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<v Speaker 1>the year, next to Limeston's and I stand on that.

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA, that's a great stance to have, and thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for mentioning. I too have a special August twentieth, it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be available on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>the best I could do. It's I don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>it ranks in the scale of other specials, but it

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<v Speaker 2>certainly is the best I could come up with and

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<v Speaker 2>commit to. So I'd appreciate your viewership and watch David

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<v Speaker 2>watch mine, and write us immediately afterwards and tell us

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<v Speaker 2>how funny we are. And if you didn't feel that way,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe shut the fuck up about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe will you be my corona in line and I'll

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<v Speaker 4>be your main squeeze there it is the Ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 4>welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 1>The podcast was trying to steep it in the bucket

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<v Speaker 1>of black.

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<v Speaker 3>And s.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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<v Speaker 2>use the listener have at home.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a mother fucking mini episode. You didn't like that one,

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<v Speaker 4>you're not you're not a fan fucking Schwazy dag. Come on,

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<v Speaker 4>that's kind damn it, that suck. That's awesome. Come on,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a That song was the worst? You didn't like

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<v Speaker 4>that song?

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<v Speaker 1>You like?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's more ironic.

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<v Speaker 1>That Yeah, it was like the line of the choke song. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not safe on my phone exactly, exactly, for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>for sure. Yep, it's not on air.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, it's not a ring.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not my wedding song at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you brought back say you brought back Ringtones for

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<v Speaker 1>the ring back zones for the point of Shwez.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm big on Ringtones right now, and Shwayze's my

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<v Speaker 2>my best one.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there another song? Was there another Shwayzy song?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine there was another Schweaze song, But maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Triman. Maybe Schwazy had hits.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really even know why I remember that his

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<v Speaker 1>name was Shwayzy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why either I didn't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm the secret fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah maybe this whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA wouldn't that be crazy? Yo? What if like this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and like years later from now people are like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you know the fat dude? My mama told me?

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<v Speaker 1>Also say the dunkskin one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>But also Shwayze, if you're out there, we'd love to

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<v Speaker 1>have you on.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd love to have Shwayze on. That would be that'd

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<v Speaker 2>be a dream to have on. And and ask him

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<v Speaker 2>what else he did besides like Corona Lime song.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you he got enough money that now he

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<v Speaker 1>makes the music he really wants to make. And that

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<v Speaker 1>did make it sound like I'm Shwayzy.

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<v Speaker 2>How I bet just moved into a nice apartment with

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<v Speaker 2>his girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it got dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet sway has built a pretty good life for

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<v Speaker 2>himself in Denver, Colorado. I think, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't talk shway Ze.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we could talk Shazy all day because he

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<v Speaker 1>is us when we are him. But we have an email.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into it. I'm going to read it. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is from Berner. I don't know if that means

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's from their burner email.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, I think it's from Uh they say their

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<v Speaker 2>name at the bottom, so I think it's from Dred. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I think he has a burner email because

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we're pretty dangerous to communicate with.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. I would not want the people I work with.

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<v Speaker 1>No I was sending emails to us.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fair. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Like every now and again we'll get an e edu

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<v Speaker 1>email and you're like, damn you really.

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<v Speaker 2>All Yeah, that's how I would live. But to each.

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<v Speaker 1>One, all right, Dre says, what's up? Langston and Bory

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<v Speaker 1>want to start by saying I bought Borys special and

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<v Speaker 1>that shit was hilarious. Is the first time I'm seeing

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<v Speaker 1>a grid arranged special? Well, say, it's so funny, like

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<v Speaker 1>specializing in. I'm excited whatever lights cananticks away. As for

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<v Speaker 1>my conspiracy, the white elite used luxury brands and high

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<v Speaker 1>fashion to demolish black people's self image by incepting in

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<v Speaker 1>us their beliefs of white supremacy. I believe that pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that America's obsession with name brands is rooted

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<v Speaker 1>in its history of branding enslaved people. Damn, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Slavers were burning their names into the flesh of our ancestors,

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<v Speaker 1>and that cruder version of capitalism refined itself so that

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<v Speaker 1>we now look for validation in the brand of the

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<v Speaker 1>white man. Why do we brag about putting a pasts

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<v Speaker 1>name on our bodies? Consider how many times you've been

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<v Speaker 1>roasted or seen someone get roasted for wearing some friend shit. Brother,

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<v Speaker 1>we have both brought up painful stories on that very thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We uphold names like Chanel not a white man but

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<v Speaker 1>a Nazi collaborator, Birdberry and some other ship. I'm too

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<v Speaker 1>broke to know about it. I like this guy, I

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<v Speaker 1>like this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Dre's like Chanelle, Birberry, the Rest.

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<v Speaker 5>And Company, and the Rest eleven, all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, he says, yeah, So Birdberry is some other shit

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too broke to know about. Over ourselves and don't

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<v Speaker 1>acknowledge that we're defaulting to whiteness is the benchmark for

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<v Speaker 1>success and prestige. The white devil has many tricks, but

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<v Speaker 1>none of them are new. What are y'all's thoughts on

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<v Speaker 1>the matter. Love the Podcast by bitch, Dre. Wow, this

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<v Speaker 1>was that was awesome. I really like what you're what

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<v Speaker 1>you're putting down here, Dre. I think I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of real logic to it. It feels true

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<v Speaker 1>in some sense to me that that we are seeking

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<v Speaker 1>this strange validation from sort of like or validation from

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<v Speaker 1>having the white man's name on our chests and backs

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<v Speaker 1>and butts and shit, and that's odd and willing to

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<v Speaker 1>pay egregious prices for it, go broke for it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when the quality is not higher. That's been proven time

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<v Speaker 1>and time again. It's not better quality. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>think when you get into the higher end shit, but

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<v Speaker 1>like the ship rappers.

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<v Speaker 2>Be wear in like no but even and I can't

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<v Speaker 2>remember what brand it was so part of me for

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<v Speaker 2>butchering this a little bit, but a very famous brand

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<v Speaker 2>just got outed for having some thousand dollars item that

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<v Speaker 2>they basically it showed that like the price of making

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<v Speaker 2>it was like pennies on the dollar that they were

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<v Speaker 2>charging it for that there was no logical explanation for

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<v Speaker 2>the price beyond it just being the brand.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if Ali Baba is to be believed, they

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<v Speaker 1>all get their shit from the same four or five

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<v Speaker 1>basic manufact like if you're getting a T shirt, it's

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<v Speaker 1>from the same few, it's all the same shit. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think that you hear this so many

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<v Speaker 1>times where it's like, and that's the weird thing about

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<v Speaker 1>fashion right where it's like, even even like Tommy Hillfliger

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<v Speaker 1>has worked its way back into the culture and things

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<v Speaker 1>like that, they weren't necessarily true, but the idea of that,

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<v Speaker 1>like some of these these houses are just the age

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<v Speaker 1>of them is what makes them timeless. And it feels

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<v Speaker 1>like we are maybe not willing to adapt to something

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<v Speaker 1>newer that could maybe reflect the culture more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think a lot, and this is not to

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<v Speaker 2>paint myself with some sort of hero I think a

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<v Speaker 2>lot about where I jumped off of the Kanye train

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<v Speaker 2>right specifically, it was during that era where he was

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<v Speaker 2>yelling at Sway about the leather fucking pants and shit,

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<v Speaker 2>the leather joggers and how nobody was appreciating sort of

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<v Speaker 2>his innovation in the fashion space. And what made me

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<v Speaker 2>so angry inside of it was and I know people

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<v Speaker 2>love Yesus that album and talk about how great it was,

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<v Speaker 2>but it felt so icky to me because it was

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<v Speaker 2>just this black man being angry that he couldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>access to whiteness, that like he wasn't being treated as

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<v Speaker 2>a white emperor in these white spaces. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>it what Dre is saying connects very or rings very

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<v Speaker 2>true to what I felt then and continue to feel now,

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<v Speaker 2>where it's like as much as I respect that, like

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<v Speaker 2>some things just do look fly and like, spend whatever

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<v Speaker 2>money you want to spend to look the way you

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<v Speaker 2>want to look like. I don't think that we need

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<v Speaker 2>to spend our lives like you only by bye black

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<v Speaker 2>and if you got the white man clothes on you

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<v Speaker 2>a prisoner, blah blah blah. But like we do have

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<v Speaker 2>to reassess our logic a little bit. We're calling upon

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<v Speaker 2>you because we have new merch. We have very exciting

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<v Speaker 2>merch that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great.

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<v Speaker 2>We love it so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Just sleek, it's sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

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<v Speaker 1>really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

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<v Speaker 1>dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

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<v Speaker 1>we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

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<v Speaker 1>a coofie on it. Since my mama told me, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

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<v Speaker 1>which is who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

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<v Speaker 2>mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new name, but it's the same old merch and

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<v Speaker 2>we would love for you to get if you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>got it already, and we want you to have all

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<v Speaker 2>the sweet stuff, so get it. I think we we

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<v Speaker 2>as an a as consumers, owe it to ourselves more

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<v Speaker 2>than anything to reassess why these brands are valuable to

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<v Speaker 2>us and what the ownership of these items actually holds

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<v Speaker 2>in our real lives.

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<v Speaker 1>And also it's also I think one thing we have

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<v Speaker 1>to be aware of is like it feels like with

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of those aspirational brands, we're trying to buy

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<v Speaker 1>our way withinto that lifestyle, right, And I think that

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<v Speaker 1>like to speak to like like that Kanye West point

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<v Speaker 1>where it's like he wasn't mad. He wasn't mad because

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't trying to sell us leather joggers. No, he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be accepted by whatever that establishment was and

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<v Speaker 1>service to them. And I understand that, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>also get the idea of like, well, fuck you, that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we should, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I think it's worth noting so much of

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<v Speaker 2>Kanye's behavior is a reflection of mental illness more than

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<v Speaker 2>it is like you know, the the I'm sure there's deep,

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<v Speaker 2>deep self hatred inside of a lot of his choices too,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's just a sick, sick man. So I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know that it's it's as fair to be like fuck

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<v Speaker 2>you Kanye on my behalf, not your behalf, but but

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<v Speaker 2>it is. I do think his logic then periferated out

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<v Speaker 2>to peripherate it is that that's I think we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is in a scholarly podcast, want Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>His logic spread like a bitch out to a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of other poorer people who then wanted to be able

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<v Speaker 2>to feel validated by entering these white spaces and doing

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<v Speaker 2>white shit. And it truly does feel icky when it

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<v Speaker 2>is just for that purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially because like a lot of times, there are still tiers,

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<v Speaker 1>even to those things like the luxury brands and things

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<v Speaker 1>like that, there's still tears in the way that like

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Bezos isn't wearing a shirt that says product on it, right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not wearing he's not wearing the Louis Vauton sports

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<v Speaker 1>shirt that isn't blazz and huge on the chest.

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<v Speaker 2>Bezos is. But that's a dude that got bullied into

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<v Speaker 2>getting buff in his sixties, so which he's got his

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<v Speaker 2>own shit going on. I take your point that, like

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<v Speaker 2>a the elitist of elite are not focused on the

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<v Speaker 2>brands the way that we are are branding ourselves, and

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<v Speaker 2>it is sort of a trapping of poverty in a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of ways. It is just four people in the

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<v Speaker 2>same core.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a whole thing about dressing called stealth will It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know the Bill Gates wearing the same outfit every.

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<v Speaker 1>Day, right right, right, and you don't realize because you're

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<v Speaker 1>not up on it. But that hat is three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars even.

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<v Speaker 6>Though it looks right. I watched a video of that's

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<v Speaker 6>what I'm doing. I watched the video of one of

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<v Speaker 6>those you know, those people on the street that be like,

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<v Speaker 6>what you wearing? What you wearing?

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<v Speaker 2>What tell you? Tell us what he got? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I was watching those two. I feel weird when I

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<v Speaker 2>watch him, but I do. I do find myself in

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<v Speaker 2>little like sinkholes watching it's interesting you, But I watched

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<v Speaker 2>one with Willem Dafoe on the street and he I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a big fan of Willem Dafoe. Yeah you're the guy

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<v Speaker 2>you taught me that. Yeah, little tiny guy. But but

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<v Speaker 2>that said, huge talent, huge, huge talent. But Willem Dafoe

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<v Speaker 2>did one of those and he had on what I

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<v Speaker 2>would describe as a very ugly outfit. But it was

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<v Speaker 2>like Prada jacket, fucking like Gucci this. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of very high fashion, expensive items. But you

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<v Speaker 2>can tell he just has had them for a really

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<v Speaker 2>long time and has warned them to their end, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like he truly is just using

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<v Speaker 2>it as utility more than just like, oh, an item

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<v Speaker 2>that I've spent thousands of dollars on for no reason

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<v Speaker 2>other than to look fly kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>True? True? Have you ever have you ever found yourself

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<v Speaker 1>having too many labels on it? Oncen't feeling weird? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>When we were kids, we used to call it perpetrating

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<v Speaker 2>when you had on like mismatched labels.

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<v Speaker 1>Did man, he would have hated me in Chicago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we used to FOBU sock and echosocked on.

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<v Speaker 2>You used to get eating a live if you had

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<v Speaker 2>on like a fat Farm shirt and some Rockawar jeans, but.

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<v Speaker 1>That was you couldn't I feel like you. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, different pants and different ship, but like I

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<v Speaker 1>would be sometimes yeah real crazy, yes, Like the jacket

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<v Speaker 1>is different than the hoodie, is different than the pin,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? In that MATCHI machi shit though,

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<v Speaker 1>now it makes you look like a loser.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's the thing. We grew up in an era

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<v Speaker 2>where I think brands were much more like you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>buy a shirt if it wasn't branded in some way.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I think the kids are a little more interested,

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<v Speaker 2>or at least for a while, we're more interested in

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<v Speaker 2>like things without labels, things that just sort of were

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<v Speaker 2>like cool and like foreign looking, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>And now it's sort of like it's working its way

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<v Speaker 2>back to the way we dressed in the nineties and

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<v Speaker 2>two thousands, where they're like, now, give me the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>fucking logo you can imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother, it's my time to shine. I got I got

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<v Speaker 1>all those hats with Chinese characters waiting in the attic.

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<v Speaker 1>Just can't wait to.

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<v Speaker 2>Did somebody say, uh, Evsugene.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted some though, did you have a vis I

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<v Speaker 1>never had any. I wanted some, I wanted those. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted Mioshi bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, man, I wanted some babes.

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<v Speaker 1>Babes wasn't even aspirational to me. It was I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even really actually think about it. I was too far

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<v Speaker 1>out of reach. How how am I going to get

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<v Speaker 1>my hands on some babes?

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<v Speaker 2>That's real.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even see many in real life. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I saw some bapes at Rock Island. Shout out to

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<v Speaker 1>the eighteen and up club.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Dre, I think you're onto something. I think one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred percent this feels very real that that there is

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<v Speaker 2>a type of sort of like twisted ownership being created

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<v Speaker 2>in us placing these brands on our bodies and and

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<v Speaker 2>faces and shit. So so yes, this feels real to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love it. I love Drake. This might be

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<v Speaker 1>the best email we've ever gotten together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's fair. I certainly certainly the most

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<v Speaker 2>well well phrased and thoughtful and not backhanded. Somewhere inside

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<v Speaker 2>of it that hurts one of our feelings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like, Dre, you really see us.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, you're a beautiful person, Dre, and we pray, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we pray for prosperity and nice Birdberry shirts for you

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<v Speaker 2>and yours.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I have thought many times that I could

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<v Speaker 1>be a Burberry guy. And I was cleaning out my

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<v Speaker 1>old apartment because I have my girlfriend together, and I

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<v Speaker 1>actually found an I'm what I'm pretty sure is a

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<v Speaker 1>half a bottle of fake Burberry clown.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, so I tried to make it work. It's

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<v Speaker 2>been fermenting for a while. Let's see what that smells like. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a vintage ninety seven swap me small batch. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to tell the people where they can and

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