1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: Hey, well, Mama's it's me David Bori from earlier. I'm 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: here to tell you that I have a comedy special 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: that I produced by myself that is out via Mypatreon, 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: patreon dot com backslash David Bori. Go on there, sign 5 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: up for the Patreon for free, buy the special for 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: twelve dollars. It is quite frankly the best special of 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 1: the year, next to Limeston's and I stand on that. 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 2: WHOA, that's a great stance to have, and thank you 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 2: for mentioning. I too have a special August twentieth, it'll 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 2: be available on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry, and it's 11 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 2: the best I could do. It's I don't know where 12 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 2: it ranks in the scale of other specials, but it 13 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 2: certainly is the best I could come up with and 14 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 2: commit to. So I'd appreciate your viewership and watch David 15 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 2: watch mine, and write us immediately afterwards and tell us 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 2: how funny we are. And if you didn't feel that way, 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 2: maybe shut the fuck up about it. 18 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 3: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode. 19 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 4: Maybe will you be my corona in line and I'll 20 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 4: be your main squeeze there it is the Ladies and gentlemen, 21 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,399 Speaker 4: welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 22 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,680 Speaker 1: The podcast was trying to steep it in the bucket 23 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: of black. 24 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 3: And s. 25 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you 26 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 2: use the listener have at home. 27 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 4: It's a mother fucking mini episode. You didn't like that one, 28 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 4: you're not you're not a fan fucking Schwazy dag. Come on, 29 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 4: that's kind damn it, that suck. That's awesome. Come on, 30 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 4: that's a That song was the worst? You didn't like 31 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 4: that song? 32 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 1: You like? 33 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 3: No? 34 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's more ironic. 35 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: That Yeah, it was like the line of the choke song. Yeah. 36 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 2: No, it's not safe on my phone exactly, exactly, for sure, 37 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 2: for sure. Yep, it's not on air. 38 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: Nope, it's not a ring. 39 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 2: That's not my wedding song at all. 40 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, you brought back say you brought back Ringtones for 41 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: the ring back zones for the point of Shwez. 42 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm big on Ringtones right now, and Shwayze's my 43 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 2: my best one. 44 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: Was there another song? Was there another Shwayzy song? 45 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 2: I can't imagine there was another Schweaze song, But maybe 46 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 2: I'm Triman. Maybe Schwazy had hits. 47 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 1: I don't really even know why I remember that his 48 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: name was Shwayzy. 49 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 2: I don't know why either I didn't remember. 50 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: Maybe I'm the secret fan. 51 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 2: Yeah maybe this whole time. 52 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,799 Speaker 1: WHOA wouldn't that be crazy? Yo? What if like this 53 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: podcast and like years later from now people are like, 54 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: did you know the fat dude? My mama told me? 55 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: Also say the dunkskin one? Yeah? 56 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 2: Crazy? 57 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: But also Shwayze, if you're out there, we'd love to 58 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: have you on. 59 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 2: We'd love to have Shwayze on. That would be that'd 60 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,399 Speaker 2: be a dream to have on. And and ask him 61 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,839 Speaker 2: what else he did besides like Corona Lime song. 62 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: I bet you he got enough money that now he 63 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: makes the music he really wants to make. And that 64 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: did make it sound like I'm Shwayzy. 65 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 2: How I bet just moved into a nice apartment with 66 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 2: his girlfriend. 67 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, it got dog. 68 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 2: I bet sway has built a pretty good life for 69 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 2: himself in Denver, Colorado. I think, all right, all right, 70 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 2: we can't talk shway Ze. 71 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: I mean, we could talk Shazy all day because he 72 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: is us when we are him. But we have an email. 73 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: Let's get into it. I'm going to read it. Uh, 74 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: this is from Berner. I don't know if that means 75 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,839 Speaker 1: it's it's from their burner email. 76 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I think it's from Uh they say their 77 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 2: name at the bottom, so I think it's from Dred. Yeah, 78 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 2: but yeah, I think he has a burner email because 79 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,840 Speaker 2: I guess we're pretty dangerous to communicate with. 80 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: That's it. I would not want the people I work with. 81 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: No I was sending emails to us. 82 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 2: That's fair. Yeah, yeah, that's true. 83 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: Like every now and again we'll get an e edu 84 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 1: email and you're like, damn you really. 85 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 2: All Yeah, that's how I would live. But to each. 86 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 1: One, all right, Dre says, what's up? Langston and Bory 87 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: want to start by saying I bought Borys special and 88 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: that shit was hilarious. Is the first time I'm seeing 89 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: a grid arranged special? Well, say, it's so funny, like 90 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: specializing in. I'm excited whatever lights cananticks away. As for 91 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: my conspiracy, the white elite used luxury brands and high 92 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: fashion to demolish black people's self image by incepting in 93 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: us their beliefs of white supremacy. I believe that pretty good. 94 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: I believe that America's obsession with name brands is rooted 95 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: in its history of branding enslaved people. Damn, that's crazy. 96 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 1: Slavers were burning their names into the flesh of our ancestors, 97 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 1: and that cruder version of capitalism refined itself so that 98 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 1: we now look for validation in the brand of the 99 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 1: white man. Why do we brag about putting a pasts 100 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 1: name on our bodies? Consider how many times you've been 101 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: roasted or seen someone get roasted for wearing some friend shit. Brother, 102 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: we have both brought up painful stories on that very thing. 103 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: We uphold names like Chanel not a white man but 104 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: a Nazi collaborator, Birdberry and some other ship. I'm too 105 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: broke to know about it. I like this guy, I 106 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 1: like this guy. 107 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,839 Speaker 2: Dre's like Chanelle, Birberry, the Rest. 108 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 5: And Company, and the Rest eleven, all of them. 109 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: Uh, he says, yeah, So Birdberry is some other shit 110 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: I'm too broke to know about. Over ourselves and don't 111 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: acknowledge that we're defaulting to whiteness is the benchmark for 112 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 1: success and prestige. The white devil has many tricks, but 113 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: none of them are new. What are y'all's thoughts on 114 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,840 Speaker 1: the matter. Love the Podcast by bitch, Dre. Wow, this 115 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: was that was awesome. I really like what you're what 116 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 1: you're putting down here, Dre. I think I think there's 117 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: a lot of real logic to it. It feels true 118 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,359 Speaker 1: in some sense to me that that we are seeking 119 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: this strange validation from sort of like or validation from 120 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: having the white man's name on our chests and backs 121 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 1: and butts and shit, and that's odd and willing to 122 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 1: pay egregious prices for it, go broke for it. Yeah, 123 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 1: when the quality is not higher. That's been proven time 124 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: and time again. It's not better quality. I mean, I 125 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: think when you get into the higher end shit, but 126 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 1: like the ship rappers. 127 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 2: Be wear in like no but even and I can't 128 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 2: remember what brand it was so part of me for 129 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 2: butchering this a little bit, but a very famous brand 130 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 2: just got outed for having some thousand dollars item that 131 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 2: they basically it showed that like the price of making 132 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 2: it was like pennies on the dollar that they were 133 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 2: charging it for that there was no logical explanation for 134 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 2: the price beyond it just being the brand. 135 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,080 Speaker 1: I mean, if Ali Baba is to be believed, they 136 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: all get their shit from the same four or five 137 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,080 Speaker 1: basic manufact like if you're getting a T shirt, it's 138 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: from the same few, it's all the same shit. But yeah, 139 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 1: I mean I think that you hear this so many 140 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,240 Speaker 1: times where it's like, and that's the weird thing about 141 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: fashion right where it's like, even even like Tommy Hillfliger 142 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 1: has worked its way back into the culture and things 143 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: like that, they weren't necessarily true, but the idea of that, 144 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: like some of these these houses are just the age 145 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 1: of them is what makes them timeless. And it feels 146 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: like we are maybe not willing to adapt to something 147 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: newer that could maybe reflect the culture more. 148 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. I think a lot, and this is not to 149 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,640 Speaker 2: paint myself with some sort of hero I think a 150 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 2: lot about where I jumped off of the Kanye train 151 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 2: right specifically, it was during that era where he was 152 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 2: yelling at Sway about the leather fucking pants and shit, 153 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,440 Speaker 2: the leather joggers and how nobody was appreciating sort of 154 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 2: his innovation in the fashion space. And what made me 155 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 2: so angry inside of it was and I know people 156 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,280 Speaker 2: love Yesus that album and talk about how great it was, 157 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 2: but it felt so icky to me because it was 158 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 2: just this black man being angry that he couldn't have 159 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:28,600 Speaker 2: access to whiteness, that like he wasn't being treated as 160 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:33,480 Speaker 2: a white emperor in these white spaces. And I think 161 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 2: it what Dre is saying connects very or rings very 162 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 2: true to what I felt then and continue to feel now, 163 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:48,680 Speaker 2: where it's like as much as I respect that, like 164 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,960 Speaker 2: some things just do look fly and like, spend whatever 165 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,599 Speaker 2: money you want to spend to look the way you 166 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 2: want to look like. I don't think that we need 167 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 2: to spend our lives like you only by bye black 168 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,720 Speaker 2: and if you got the white man clothes on you 169 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 2: a prisoner, blah blah blah. But like we do have 170 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 2: to reassess our logic a little bit. We're calling upon 171 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:20,559 Speaker 2: you because we have new merch. We have very exciting 172 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 2: merch that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great. 173 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 2: We love it so much. 174 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,439 Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy. 175 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have? 176 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 177 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien 178 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then 179 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,959 Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has 180 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: a coofie on it. Since my mama told me, and 181 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,040 Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 182 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,080 Speaker 1: which is who you are. 183 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 184 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 2: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a 185 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 2: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and 186 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 2: we would love for you to get if you haven't 187 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,800 Speaker 2: got it already, and we want you to have all 188 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:10,200 Speaker 2: the sweet stuff, so get it. I think we we 189 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:15,160 Speaker 2: as an a as consumers, owe it to ourselves more 190 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:19,439 Speaker 2: than anything to reassess why these brands are valuable to 191 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 2: us and what the ownership of these items actually holds 192 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 2: in our real lives. 193 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,240 Speaker 1: And also it's also I think one thing we have 194 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,400 Speaker 1: to be aware of is like it feels like with 195 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,280 Speaker 1: a lot of those aspirational brands, we're trying to buy 196 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 1: our way withinto that lifestyle, right, And I think that 197 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 1: like to speak to like like that Kanye West point 198 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,959 Speaker 1: where it's like he wasn't mad. He wasn't mad because 199 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: he wasn't trying to sell us leather joggers. No, he 200 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: wanted to be accepted by whatever that establishment was and 201 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,840 Speaker 1: service to them. And I understand that, but I do 202 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,679 Speaker 1: also get the idea of like, well, fuck you, that 203 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 1: maybe we should, you know what I mean? 204 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:03,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think it's worth noting so much of 205 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:07,120 Speaker 2: Kanye's behavior is a reflection of mental illness more than 206 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:12,280 Speaker 2: it is like you know, the the I'm sure there's deep, 207 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,880 Speaker 2: deep self hatred inside of a lot of his choices too, 208 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 2: but he's just a sick, sick man. So I don't 209 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 2: know that it's it's as fair to be like fuck 210 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,439 Speaker 2: you Kanye on my behalf, not your behalf, but but 211 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:30,560 Speaker 2: it is. I do think his logic then periferated out 212 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 2: to peripherate it is that that's I think we're going 213 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,720 Speaker 2: to do it. 214 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: This is in a scholarly podcast, want Hey. 215 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 2: His logic spread like a bitch out to a lot 216 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 2: of other poorer people who then wanted to be able 217 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 2: to feel validated by entering these white spaces and doing 218 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,840 Speaker 2: white shit. And it truly does feel icky when it 219 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,160 Speaker 2: is just for that purpose. 220 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:02,439 Speaker 1: Especially because like a lot of times, there are still tiers, 221 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,440 Speaker 1: even to those things like the luxury brands and things 222 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 1: like that, there's still tears in the way that like 223 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos isn't wearing a shirt that says product on it, right, right, 224 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,439 Speaker 1: he's not wearing he's not wearing the Louis Vauton sports 225 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 1: shirt that isn't blazz and huge on the chest. 226 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 2: Bezos is. But that's a dude that got bullied into 227 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 2: getting buff in his sixties, so which he's got his 228 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:35,200 Speaker 2: own shit going on. I take your point that, like 229 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,560 Speaker 2: a the elitist of elite are not focused on the 230 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 2: brands the way that we are are branding ourselves, and 231 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,600 Speaker 2: it is sort of a trapping of poverty in a 232 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 2: lot of ways. It is just four people in the 233 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,360 Speaker 2: same core. 234 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,320 Speaker 1: There's a whole thing about dressing called stealth will It's 235 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 1: like a whole thing. 236 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the Bill Gates wearing the same outfit every. 237 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,559 Speaker 1: Day, right right, right, and you don't realize because you're 238 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: not up on it. But that hat is three hundred 239 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: dollars even. 240 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,560 Speaker 6: Though it looks right. I watched a video of that's 241 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 6: what I'm doing. I watched the video of one of 242 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,320 Speaker 6: those you know, those people on the street that be like, 243 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 6: what you wearing? What you wearing? 244 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 2: What tell you? Tell us what he got? Yeah, yeah, 245 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 2: I was watching those two. I feel weird when I 246 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 2: watch him, but I do. I do find myself in 247 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 2: little like sinkholes watching it's interesting you, But I watched 248 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 2: one with Willem Dafoe on the street and he I'm 249 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 2: a big fan of Willem Dafoe. Yeah you're the guy 250 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 2: you taught me that. Yeah, little tiny guy. But but 251 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 2: that said, huge talent, huge, huge talent. But Willem Dafoe 252 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 2: did one of those and he had on what I 253 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 2: would describe as a very ugly outfit. But it was 254 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 2: like Prada jacket, fucking like Gucci this. It was like 255 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 2: a lot of very high fashion, expensive items. But you 256 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 2: can tell he just has had them for a really 257 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:10,240 Speaker 2: long time and has warned them to their end, you 258 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like he truly is just using 259 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:16,440 Speaker 2: it as utility more than just like, oh, an item 260 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,000 Speaker 2: that I've spent thousands of dollars on for no reason 261 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 2: other than to look fly kind of thing. 262 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,200 Speaker 1: True? True? Have you ever have you ever found yourself 263 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 1: having too many labels on it? Oncen't feeling weird? Yeah? 264 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,840 Speaker 2: When we were kids, we used to call it perpetrating 265 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,920 Speaker 2: when you had on like mismatched labels. 266 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: Did man, he would have hated me in Chicago. Yeah, 267 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,920 Speaker 1: we used to FOBU sock and echosocked on. 268 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 2: You used to get eating a live if you had 269 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:51,920 Speaker 2: on like a fat Farm shirt and some Rockawar jeans, but. 270 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: That was you couldn't I feel like you. I think 271 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 1: it's okay, different pants and different ship, but like I 272 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: would be sometimes yeah real crazy, yes, Like the jacket 273 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 1: is different than the hoodie, is different than the pin, 274 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? In that MATCHI machi shit though, 275 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,160 Speaker 1: now it makes you look like a loser. 276 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 2: And that's the thing. We grew up in an era 277 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:16,000 Speaker 2: where I think brands were much more like you wouldn't 278 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 2: buy a shirt if it wasn't branded in some way. 279 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 2: And now I think the kids are a little more interested, 280 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,600 Speaker 2: or at least for a while, we're more interested in 281 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 2: like things without labels, things that just sort of were 282 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 2: like cool and like foreign looking, you know what I mean. 283 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 2: And now it's sort of like it's working its way 284 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 2: back to the way we dressed in the nineties and 285 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,920 Speaker 2: two thousands, where they're like, now, give me the biggest 286 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 2: fucking logo you can imagine. 287 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 1: Brother, it's my time to shine. I got I got 288 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,760 Speaker 1: all those hats with Chinese characters waiting in the attic. 289 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 1: Just can't wait to. 290 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 2: Did somebody say, uh, Evsugene. 291 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 1: I wanted some though, did you have a vis I 292 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,000 Speaker 1: never had any. I wanted some, I wanted those. I 293 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 1: wanted Mioshi bad. 294 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,080 Speaker 2: Come on, man, man, I wanted some babes. 295 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,840 Speaker 1: Babes wasn't even aspirational to me. It was I couldn't 296 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: even really actually think about it. I was too far 297 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,360 Speaker 1: out of reach. How how am I going to get 298 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,160 Speaker 1: my hands on some babes? 299 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 2: That's real. 300 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: I didn't even see many in real life. I think 301 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,639 Speaker 1: I saw some bapes at Rock Island. Shout out to 302 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: the eighteen and up club. 303 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,919 Speaker 2: Anyway, Dre, I think you're onto something. I think one 304 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 2: hundred percent this feels very real that that there is 305 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:46,440 Speaker 2: a type of sort of like twisted ownership being created 306 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 2: in us placing these brands on our bodies and and 307 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:54,399 Speaker 2: faces and shit. So so yes, this feels real to me. 308 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. I love Drake. This might be 309 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,680 Speaker 1: the best email we've ever gotten together. 310 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's fair. I certainly certainly the most 311 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:09,360 Speaker 2: well well phrased and thoughtful and not backhanded. Somewhere inside 312 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 2: of it that hurts one of our feelings. 313 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like, Dre, you really see us. 314 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 2: And yeah, you're a beautiful person, Dre, and we pray, uh, 315 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 2: we pray for prosperity and nice Birdberry shirts for you 316 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,080 Speaker 2: and yours. 317 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: I did. I have thought many times that I could 318 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,720 Speaker 1: be a Burberry guy. And I was cleaning out my 319 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 1: old apartment because I have my girlfriend together, and I 320 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: actually found an I'm what I'm pretty sure is a 321 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: half a bottle of fake Burberry clown. 322 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,200 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so I tried to make it work. It's 323 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 2: been fermenting for a while. Let's see what that smells like. Yeah, yeah, 324 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 2: it's a vintage ninety seven swap me small batch. All right, 325 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,359 Speaker 2: you want to tell the people where they can and 326 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 2: what cool shit you got going on? 327 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:06,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, 328 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,080 Speaker 1: dot com, backslash David Borie gb O R I E. 329 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:15,480 Speaker 1: You can watch my special self produced It's so funny. 330 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 1: I'm going to be in Dallas August twenty third and 331 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,959 Speaker 1: twenty fourth at the Dallas Comedy Club. Watch Exploding Kittens 332 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,440 Speaker 1: on Netflix. Come to see us on tour, Start the 333 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,520 Speaker 1: Steal Tour. 334 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 2: Start the Steal Baby. We're going on tour. We'll be 335 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,159 Speaker 2: announcing those days soon. As always, you can follow me 336 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,880 Speaker 2: at Langston Kerman on all platforms and watch my special 337 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,679 Speaker 2: It's called Bad Poetry. It's on Netflix now. And as always, 338 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,440 Speaker 2: if you want to send us your own drops, your 339 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,640 Speaker 2: own conspiracy theories, If you want to tell us which 340 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:51,440 Speaker 2: brands are secretly owned by Puerto Ricans, send it all 341 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,080 Speaker 2: to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would 342 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,440 Speaker 2: love to hear from you, like subscribe, rate review by 343 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:03,360 Speaker 2: some merch, Bye by bitch, Very good. 344 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:23,160 Speaker 3: Mother fucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode. Well 345 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:29,920 Speaker 3: the fucking mini episode, mini episode, Well, the fucking mini episode.