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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting into the robotics game

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Speaker 1: by creating a brand new product called rumba badet. Just

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Speaker 1: walk down over your little vacuum friend, and you don't

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Speaker 1: even need privates too.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, no.

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Speaker 1: It's wonderful. Now your floors aren't the only thing sparkling

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Speaker 1: clean thanks to laser stories.

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Speaker 3: Walking with it, I mean, you're hopy, You're finally hoping

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Speaker 3: it is stuck in a corner.

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Speaker 1: That's the segment where we read weird news stories around

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Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got

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Speaker 1: a laser and those other splash fascists just down. This

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Colorado. A man named

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Speaker 1: Lucas Brown was serving time in jail a ninety day sentence,

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Speaker 1: and in the corrections facility, they have a program for

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Speaker 1: the inmates where they can help out in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 1: They put the knives away though, don't worry, it makes

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Speaker 1: sense for the time down anyway. The other Lucas was

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Speaker 1: in there helping when he left to take out the

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Speaker 1: trash and then just ran off. Yeah, okay, he was

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Speaker 1: only on the loose for thirty five minutes until deputies

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Speaker 1: caught up to him, so he didn't make it to freedom.

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Speaker 1: And that's unfortunate because Lucas was actually set to be

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Speaker 1: released less than forty eight hours later.

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Speaker 2: Maybe Lucas is bad at math.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he lost track of his time inside of the facility.

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Speaker 2: That's why he had to make those X marks in

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Speaker 2: her those dashes in your cell.

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Speaker 1: He did not realize he'd already done eighty eight out

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Speaker 1: of his required ninety days.

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Speaker 2: Dude, what did he get tacked on?

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 2: Just like this feels like forever and I've only been

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Speaker 2: here a week.

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Speaker 1: Another twist. Lucas was previously caught escaping back in twenty

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Speaker 1: seventeen when he was just four days away from being

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Speaker 1: let out. It wasn't the first time he could not

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Speaker 1: set a calendar reminder, guys, Maybe he made so many

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Speaker 1: friends in jail he doesn't want to go.

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Speaker 2: This is what happens when men don't have women to

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Speaker 2: hell understand where.

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Speaker 1: They need where you don't want to leave his boy friend.

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Speaker 1: No word on how much extra time is being tacked

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Speaker 1: on due to the escape attempt, but official say it's

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Speaker 1: a lot more.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, this next Lazer story is out of the Netherlands.

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Speaker 1: A mother was trying to educate her three young children

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Speaker 1: on fine art when they gave her a lesson instead

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Speaker 1: on why you shouldn't bring young kids into galleries. The

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Speaker 1: woman's name is Julia Beekoff, and she says she turned

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Speaker 1: for just a second to help her six year old

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Speaker 1: tie their shoes. Yeah, and that's when her three year

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Speaker 1: old sauntered over to a famous Mark Rothko painting and

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Speaker 1: with the end of his toy dinosaur, started to pretend

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Speaker 1: to pain on it himself.

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Speaker 3: I mean some of the modern art. I mean, I

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Speaker 3: love it, but it does look like a child did it.

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Speaker 1: So the mother screamed and the child's cried, but the

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Speaker 1: damage had already been done. There were scratches all over

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Speaker 1: the work of art, which was valued at around fifty

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Speaker 1: seven million dollars day. And while officials say the scratches superficial,

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Speaker 1: they aren't sure if they can fix them completely due

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Speaker 1: because the painting was unvarnished. So restoration efforts are underway,

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Speaker 1: but the museum has not said whether the mother will

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Speaker 1: be held liable for the cost of the repairs.

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Speaker 2: Oh fifty six million. This was a Kardash fifty seven summary.

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Speaker 1: The same museum is no stranger to charging people, though.

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Speaker 1: In twenty eleven, a tourist accidentally stepped on a famous

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Speaker 1: piece of floor artwork called the Peanut Butter Plaque and

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Speaker 1: was asked by the institution to pay for repairs up

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Speaker 1: to three million dollars million. What the hell we're gonna

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Speaker 1: reached into this gallery. It's just not worth going into

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Speaker 1: art galleries. Just do it online. I'm scared.

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Speaker 2: Don't step on the art, Jeff, It's not that hard. Ah,

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Speaker 2: The titles are all art.

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Speaker 1: This nex Lazer story is out of Japan. I got

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Speaker 1: their first. Twenty seven year old Minghoo Yang is a

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Speaker 1: Chinese student studying in Tokyo, and it was his goal

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Speaker 1: to climb Mount Fuji.

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Speaker 2: Cool goal.

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Speaker 1: He made that dream come true, reaching the summit at

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Speaker 1: twelve three hundred and eighty eight feet before experiencing altitude sickness.

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Speaker 1: I bet in fact, he was unable to descend the

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Speaker 1: trail because of how sick he felt. So the rescue

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Speaker 1: teams were called in and luckily they were able to

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Speaker 1: get a helicopter to take minghow to safety.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no kidding people, Dan, it was after he

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Speaker 3: already made the top.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just one problem. Once back, minghow realized he forgot

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Speaker 1: his cell phone up there.

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Speaker 2: You gotta go back, you just leave it.

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Speaker 1: Days later, he went back once he hit ten thousand

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Speaker 1: feet started to feel sick again. Japanese officials had to

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Speaker 1: send the helicopter up a second time.

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Speaker 2: So much money that one. You just have to be like,

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Speaker 2: you don't get it. You don't get the helicopter anymore.

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Speaker 1: Just roll down. Bro Minghu was taken to a local

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Speaker 1: hospital and released with no injuries the following morning. As

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Speaker 1: for his phone, officials have banned him from attempting another

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Speaker 1: ascent to retrieve it.

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Speaker 2: You ever got it the second time?

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Speaker 1: You never got it. No, you couldn't find it in

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Speaker 1: all the snow. And he's definitely not allowed back at

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Speaker 1: least till the bathroom's first aid stations and everything is

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Speaker 1: open again starting in June. Imagine him asking people, hey,

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Speaker 1: will you call myself up?

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Speaker 2: Just waiting at the trail.

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Speaker 1: Your final laser story is out of car talk. A

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Speaker 1: new survey asked the question which generation has the worst drivers,

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Speaker 1: and alexis you're not gonna believe this Gen Z one boomers.

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Speaker 1: Only thirty percent of Gen z ors believe their generation

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Speaker 1: drives more safely than others.

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Speaker 3: I would feel more safe with my mom than I

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Speaker 3: would with Alexis I guess.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you think about it that way.

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Speaker 1: At least gen Z admits that they're not the safest.

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Speaker 1: It was the lowest percentage of any group. Then, forty

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Speaker 1: three percent of millennials think their generation has the safest drivers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sixty percent of gen xers say the same thing as

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Speaker 1: do sixty three percent of Baby boomers.

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Speaker 3: I've fallen and I can get out because they go

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Speaker 3: so slow that if they hid anything, it's actually not much.

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Speaker 2: Dalg. You know.

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Speaker 1: The main issue gen Zer's claim is they have to

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Speaker 1: deal with morere distractions than any other generation.

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Speaker 2: Why would they have more than us?

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Speaker 1: Because they have all their phones and technology. They have

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Speaker 1: multiple apps that they.

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Speaker 2: They have to have the big screens too.

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Speaker 1: It's just calling to you, Gonna screens are fun, No

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Speaker 1: wonder they have to struggle so much behind the way.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Fifty four percent say they've eaten non handheld foods while driving.

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Speaker 1: I could never.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna start, Yeah, I could never. We just had

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Speaker 2: this this the other day on our shows.

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Speaker 1: Get it, but it has to be hand held, ladies.

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Speaker 2: It can't be a granola bar. It doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, driven while exhausted and playing a video game game.

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Speaker 1: What fifteen percent have had a raging argument in the

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Speaker 1: rear view mirror with themselves driving, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yelling at yourself zers, Oh yeah, I can't say I.

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Speaker 1: Have yeah, And thirteen percent admit that they've driven with

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Speaker 1: a pet on their lap.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, someday, let's hope.

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Speaker 1: So, speaking of a pet on their lap, this guy

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Speaker 1: has a shoe on his that's a good transition. And

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Speaker 1: he used a Bogo cupon to get it two for

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Speaker 1: one deal. It's the Pink Pony Pump Clubs. And that

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Speaker 1: sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again the same time on

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Speaker 1: Friday

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning