Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Serial Killers with a C. This
Speaker 1: is episode seven.
Speaker 2: We've made it, Andrew, I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Well, what happens when we get to ten?
Speaker 2: Let's throw a serial party confetti?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, like a funfetti cereal.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have that. All right, maybe multimeal
Speaker 1: makes it. I'll get down below, I can get a
Speaker 1: bag of that. Wait, you're gonna sing a theme song?
Speaker 2: I'll do like. I'll try a rap this time. It's
Speaker 2: Serial Killers with a C. That's right, cheerios.
Speaker 1: No, I gotta stop here.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: Hey, if anyone out there like writes music, send us
Speaker 1: a jingle. We'll make it our theme song.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think that's a great idea, because I'm trying
Speaker 2: and it's not working out too well.
Speaker 1: No, it isn't so anyway, I appreciate that. No problem
Speaker 1: today is going to be very sugary. Can we say that?
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a classic and a new one.
Speaker 1: Okay, and both of them, like, really, my mom probably
Speaker 1: would never let me have for breakfast because there's they're
Speaker 1: really sugaring.
Speaker 2: I never understood parents that wouldn't let their kids have
Speaker 2: certain cereals. I felt like this cereal is bad for
Speaker 2: you just period.
Speaker 1: Well not if you're eating cheerios or rice crispies or cornflakes,
Speaker 1: but those are boring. Kids don't want to eat that crup.
Speaker 2: No, there's no sugar, no taste, no.
Speaker 1: So yeah, where do you want to go first? You
Speaker 1: want to go classic, you want to go new because
Speaker 1: you're going to love them both. I think I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's flip a coin. Flip. Okay, it says heads,
Speaker 2: which means chocolate berry crunch or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: You can't say what it is until you say new cereal.
Speaker 2: Well, the box is sitting right there.
Speaker 1: I'm very bad at hiding stuff anyway, So yes, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll go with the new one first. This is Captain
Speaker 1: Crunches chocolatey berry Crunch.
Speaker 2: I love Captain Crunch, the old cap'n okay, I love
Speaker 2: Cappin Crunch.
Speaker 1: This is a limited edition m It's Here's the thing though,
Speaker 1: it is a new cereal, but it was on the
Speaker 1: clearance rack at Target, so I'm not quite sure what
Speaker 1: that means.
Speaker 2: The one thing that I will say about Cappin Yeah,
Speaker 2: is the aftertaste it leaves in your mouth. It always
Speaker 2: feels like it leaves like a film in your mouth.
Speaker 1: And it also cuts the roof of y thing. But
Speaker 1: that's the original. This one may be different. Let's because
Speaker 1: the roof. Who opened this bag? Look at it's torn
Speaker 1: to shreds.
Speaker 2: Scott has a thing with opening bags. They have to
Speaker 2: be very specific in the way they're open.
Speaker 1: Well, do you understand if they're torn down the middle?
Speaker 1: You can roll it all you want, it's gonna get stale.
Speaker 2: Have we were discussed people that use like those bins?
Speaker 1: Yes, we did an episode two.
Speaker 2: Okay, someone went back and listened to all the episode.
Speaker 1: I remember I told you that my grandma put it
Speaker 1: right in the bin right away, and I would never
Speaker 1: eat it because it wasn't a plastic container. Who knows
Speaker 1: where it came from.
Speaker 2: I honestly can't remember, like things that happened twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 1: So I okay, here, so I'm pouring the capt'n crunch
Speaker 1: chocolatey berry.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what was it?
Speaker 1: I said, cat cappin now, Oh boy, So the red
Speaker 1: looks like crunchberries from the Crunchberry cereal.
Speaker 2: It smells like know what? It smells like comy and
Speaker 2: it makes me sad like whenever there's a box of
Speaker 2: chocolate like good Diva and you're like, oh, this one
Speaker 2: looks good, and then it has that weird raspberry jam
Speaker 2: and you're like, nasty, this is what I'm worried it's
Speaker 2: gonna taste.
Speaker 1: Like, alright with you? So this is a sweetened corn
Speaker 1: and oat cereal. Here's the keyword that I don't like
Speaker 1: is chocolatey, because when they say chocolated, there's probably not
Speaker 1: a whole hell of a lot of chocolate in it,
Speaker 1: because I think there's some kind of ruling with a
Speaker 1: you know, FDA or whatever the hell it is that
Speaker 1: it has to be a certain percentage of real chocolate
Speaker 1: for you to be able to say chocolate E. It
Speaker 1: is naturally and artificially flavored. Okay, I do see cocoa
Speaker 1: powder in the ingredient, so there is some type of
Speaker 1: chocolate in here, all right, But there's all kinds of
Speaker 1: other stuff I cannot pronounce and things with asterisks. So
Speaker 1: good job, quaker.
Speaker 2: Let's just all I'm going to say is that when
Speaker 2: it's when it's the they don't even go into detail.
Speaker 2: It's just a red sugar puff and they're like, it's berry.
Speaker 1: It's some sort of berry.
Speaker 2: It's vague berry.
Speaker 1: It's so here we go. Our milk today a little
Speaker 1: bit thicker.
Speaker 2: All right, thick with two seas. It's right.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, but I will laugh
Speaker 1: at it. Okay, all right, here goes?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Should we cheers our spoons?
Speaker 2: There's just Captain grunge.
Speaker 1: There's definitely I hate when people stare at us. Garrett
Speaker 1: is making faces outside. He can't have this anyway because
Speaker 1: he's diabetes. I do taste. I definitely taste Captain crunch.
Speaker 2: There's no chocolate. It's literally just Captain grunch with brown
Speaker 2: pieces in it, which I'm not hating on because I
Speaker 2: actually really like the taste of Captain crunch.
Speaker 1: You know, I like. I like when the pieces get
Speaker 1: soggy in the middle. I don't know why we did
Speaker 1: that with honeycomb, yep, even though I hated freaking honeycomb.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm gonna let this actually fester than
Speaker 1: milk for a second.
Speaker 2: Fester. I want this thing sounds better than cereal. Let's
Speaker 2: fester because.
Speaker 1: I want to see if if it actually makes chocolate,
Speaker 1: if the milk is a little chocolate, then there may
Speaker 1: actually be some cho you do you really yep?
Speaker 2: Is it my favorite? No, but the fact that it
Speaker 2: just tastes like half the crunch with no chocolate taste,
Speaker 2: it really don't.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. I definitely got that, and I haven't
Speaker 1: had cap'n Crunch in years.
Speaker 2: Oh it's one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: But I definitely know the taste peanut.
Speaker 2: Butter crunch, Oh my god, all day every day. What
Speaker 2: is the origin of Captain cap'in Crunch?
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't put me on the spot because I
Speaker 1: did not do any research. I usually know a lot
Speaker 1: about cereal. But I mean, he's been around, probably since
Speaker 1: the seventies. I can around. He's had different voices, no way,
Speaker 1: because the original Captain died. Oh here comes David Brody.
Speaker 1: He's probably when that ripped the bag open.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I did not. The bag was already partially mangled.
Speaker 3: It was opened left handed, because Scotty's left handed. He
Speaker 3: only opens up if you poured it with the back
Speaker 3: facing you. I would never do that. I was port
Speaker 3: with the front facing me. Therefore I have to open
Speaker 3: the other side of the bag. But it was already mangled,
Speaker 3: like someone tried.
Speaker 1: It was not me this time, however, you did rip
Speaker 1: open the cocoa Crispy bag.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, would you like to try some chocolate coco
Speaker 1: berry Captain Crunch? I already did. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I found it to be much more enjoyable than regular
Speaker 3: Captain Crunch, which I'm not a fan of. I thought
Speaker 3: the chocolate cut the fruit down and it made it
Speaker 3: more balanced.
Speaker 1: Should I be looking at the milk?
Speaker 3: Milk was quality. It was strawberry, but a little hint
Speaker 3: to chocolate, which I kind of enjoyed. Yeah, the milk
Speaker 3: was good. Post Cereal milk not to be confused with
Speaker 3: Post Cereal was excellent.
Speaker 1: By the way, I check out Brooklyn Boys podcast. Thanks
Speaker 1: good enough to cut that out.
Speaker 2: I am going to give this three bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1: It's funny because the milk is red, does not have
Speaker 1: a lot of flavor. Though, No, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on with this Cereal. This is some like.
Speaker 2: Actually, I mean I'm knocking it down, spoon. I'm doing
Speaker 2: just three bowls.
Speaker 1: Look how excited he is though on the box, Oh cappin,
Speaker 1: He's so happy to be putting two great flavors in
Speaker 1: one box.
Speaker 2: Can I just say, who decorates the back of like
Speaker 2: the cereal boxes. Like, who's the one that decided.
Speaker 1: A marketing genius.
Speaker 2: It's like a bowl of pudding with just red pieces
Speaker 2: of cappin.
Speaker 1: That's recipe. There's a recipe on here, I know.
Speaker 2: But it just is so weird that they mix like
Speaker 2: realistic pudding and cereal bits.
Speaker 1: Chocolate box chocolate berry crunch is a great topping on
Speaker 1: vanilla pudding, mocha latte, ice cream, and yogurt. It's good
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 2: I feel like these pieces inside of ice cream. I mean,
Speaker 2: my mouth will be destroyed.
Speaker 1: Look here, here's all the flavors on the side. There's
Speaker 1: regular original cap'n crunch It, peanut butter crunch amazing, and crunchberries.
Speaker 1: Crunchberries is still the.
Speaker 2: Thing, fantastic. Crunchberries are the best out of all of them.
Speaker 1: They borrowed some of these red berries from Crunchberries.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put this idea out there to who
Speaker 2: makes the cereal Oh this is Quaker to Quaker make
Speaker 2: frosted cappin crunch, I'm into it, dude.
Speaker 1: It can't get much more frosted than this.
Speaker 2: Now, I want frosted pieces.
Speaker 1: That's instant, like fallover.
Speaker 2: I want diabetes.
Speaker 1: You've got it anyway, all right? So great? Are you
Speaker 1: doing three balls?
Speaker 2: Three bowls?
Speaker 1: Three balls for the chocolate berry Crunch from Captain Crunch?
Speaker 1: And I will do three balls as well. It's not
Speaker 1: often that we agree, but this is not something I
Speaker 1: would have every day, but I would have from time
Speaker 1: to time. Although it is limited edition and it's about
Speaker 1: to go away, so and you can't even try it.
Speaker 2: So I feel like this was probably released during Halloween
Speaker 2: and you just got it.
Speaker 1: No, No, this is a this is relatively new. The
Speaker 1: best before date is August fourth, so you know it's
Speaker 1: really not old.
Speaker 2: They just get to taste.
Speaker 1: We're just rambling here. We're already a ten minutes so
Speaker 1: we haven't even gotten to the classic. So let's move
Speaker 1: on to the class of the classic. This week is
Speaker 1: do you want me to give you a hint? Okay,
Speaker 1: can you follow your nose?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it always knows good flavors you want. My
Speaker 2: nose was invented for the time.
Speaker 1: Just follow my nose, and it always knows dogs. Group
Speaker 1: of cereals. With that groupfood flavors are lemon, cherry, and lots. Now,
Speaker 1: since that commercial aired in the early eighties. There's more
Speaker 1: than just orange, lemon and cherry. There's now green. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell that flavor is because it's
Speaker 1: not apple and it's not lime. Oh you know, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do a taste test here. There's also purple,
Speaker 1: and there's blue.
Speaker 2: So blue is blueberry?
Speaker 1: No, it's not. There's nothing. There's no fruit anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it says natural fruit flavors.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, Let's see what the natural fruit
Speaker 1: flavors are. I don't see any fruit flavors.
Speaker 2: Now this is from Christmas, and I'll tell you why
Speaker 2: because it get free holiday gift. Shut up, Andrew, you're
Speaker 2: bringing in your nasty old cereal.
Speaker 1: It's not old. It was sealed and it has a
Speaker 1: best of data. Also. Wow. August ninth, twenty nineteen. Well,
Speaker 1: it's artificial flavors. They don't expect anything to expire artificial.
Speaker 1: It's naturally flavored. I don't see any fruit flavoring in
Speaker 1: the ingredients, but it is naturally flavored. Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: tear into this thing.
Speaker 2: I love fruit loops. I feel okay, here's a question
Speaker 2: for you. Yeah, so like the Avengers came out right
Speaker 2: and you know, it's like the best of the best superheroes. Sure,
Speaker 2: who's on your Avengers serial team?
Speaker 1: Like you mean characters?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like who heads it?
Speaker 1: Fred Flintstone? Shut up?
Speaker 2: He makes a crossover appearance.
Speaker 1: No, he's from Fruity and Cocoa pilas I know.
Speaker 2: But he's originally from the TV show The Flintstones. Yes,
Speaker 2: so it's like he made a crossover appearance.
Speaker 1: Cereal. Yeah, hold on, I want you to close your
Speaker 1: eyes for a second.
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like this is gonna get better.
Speaker 1: Orange shut up for real? Yeah that was orange. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I'll try to stick my finger in your mouth this time,
Speaker 1: right m m.
Speaker 2: That one tastes blue?
Speaker 1: Nope, yellow? One more time?
Speaker 2: Ready, M.
Speaker 1: I don't want to stick my fingers in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Well, just hand it to me and I'll put Okay, red,
Speaker 2: that was red.
Speaker 1: I think you're just guessing now you're lucky.
Speaker 2: But I know the flavors.
Speaker 1: You know, it's the same thing. People say skittles all
Speaker 1: taste the same, but I can tell the difference. They
Speaker 1: really are.
Speaker 2: Well skin skittles, well skittles, I feel like have has
Speaker 2: distinct tastes. Has there ever been a skittle Cereal?
Speaker 1: No? But perhaps we should suggest it.
Speaker 2: I mean, they make Reese's Puff cereal. Back to your
Speaker 2: Avengers list. Who's so Fred Flintstone heads it?
Speaker 1: I think Fred Flintstone leads it up. Okay, Digham has
Speaker 1: to be in there somewhere. Tagum, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Digam's the man?
Speaker 2: Okay, who's the villain?
Speaker 1: Count Chocula?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait, aren't they making movies based off of cereals? Now?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think there are one hundred percent making a Count
Speaker 2: Chocula movie. I'll have to discuss this.
Speaker 1: There's a Count Chocular movie? I don't I really don't
Speaker 1: think there is.
Speaker 2: We'll start doing promos for it, free ads for you guys.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, so classic cereal fruit loops.
Speaker 1: Kelloggs makes it, and it's a multitude of colors. Let's see. Hmmm, alright, Grugby.
Speaker 1: It tastes the same as I always remember. It's awesome
Speaker 1: and even when it was only lemon, cherry and orange,
Speaker 1: it still tastes the same. Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 2: I give this five bowls.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is the first perfect score.
Speaker 2: I just it's so good. You can't go wrong with them.
Speaker 2: And you know what, same thing. I like them when
Speaker 2: they're a little soggier. H but this is perfect when
Speaker 2: they got crunched, They're good. There's just an all around
Speaker 2: good cereal. You can't go wrong with fruit loop.
Speaker 1: And the fruity milk. I mean the f O T
Speaker 1: I E milk? Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what is it?
Speaker 1: I mean? You don't how fruit is smelled, don't you?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, did you not know that it was f
Speaker 2: r o O T I did? I did?
Speaker 1: I think you didn't?
Speaker 2: But you said, wait, so what is the milk?
Speaker 1: F r O O T I E? Shut up? Or
Speaker 1: is it a y? I don't even know? I think
Speaker 1: a yu. Wait?
Speaker 2: Okay, so dig them two? Can Sam has to be
Speaker 2: in it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's got a great sense of smell. He
Speaker 1: couldn't lead you.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Fred Flintstone heads it up. Then we have
Speaker 2: dig them? Yeah we have two, can't Sam? I think
Speaker 2: Kappin should be in there.
Speaker 1: Really? Oh yeah, it is a good sailorship if need be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, duh, all right, his superpower would.
Speaker 1: Be great about snap, crackle and pop. But they're small
Speaker 1: so they can like run into a little place.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they get their own spinoff movie. This
Speaker 1: is so stupid. Let's just wrap this up since it's
Speaker 1: been really long.
Speaker 2: What did you give froot loops?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, four balls? I'm going to give it
Speaker 1: four balls.
Speaker 2: What it's missing from this perfection?
Speaker 1: It's not perfection. There should be a marshmallow or two.
Speaker 1: One of these days I will get to a perfect score.
Speaker 1: But I just I'm not there yet. Okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: there yet. So thank you for checking out our seventh episode.
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Speaker 2: Please, I have never had so many mentions in my
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Speaker 2: this thing.
Speaker 1: And we're going to start coming up with some other
Speaker 1: segments and concepts and silly jingles and songs and junk
Speaker 1: as we go along, because this is all a work
Speaker 1: in progress.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're figuring out what to actually do and say
Speaker 2: as we're a live as you can tell, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Feel free to help us out and send us ideas
Speaker 1: and suggestions. Thank you again for listening. This is serial killers.
Speaker 1: And I'm Scotty Bee. That's Andrew. And until next time, Crunch,
Speaker 1: said the Captain.
Speaker 2: Oh god,