Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Okay,
Speaker 1: everybody also any oh my goodness show we are speaking
Speaker 1: English today because we're making practice after so E s
Speaker 1: L and Esau same thing, but in Florida, we say,
Speaker 1: but you know, apparently in Florida we do everything differently
Speaker 1: though Florida Haitian Creole Haitian. And I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: what Haitian hati English Haitian is. When you're from Miami,
Speaker 1: yours though your head, your hair is like not dreadlocked,
Speaker 1: it like sticks together in a very Kodak blackish way.
Speaker 1: That's just Miami baby African. Don't do that. It don't
Speaker 1: be only Haitians with the dreads anything. Those not all. No,
Speaker 1: that's that'd be regular, like just regular niggas with dreads
Speaker 1: like that. It's a Miami culture thing, not a Haitian thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But anyway, though, damn, this show
Speaker 1: is so ghetto. It's it's not Joscelyn's Cabaret Gatto. Mike Hey,
Speaker 1: Jocelyn asked to come on the Joslin is making we
Speaker 1: might have to say money for network. I never thought
Speaker 1: I would pay for it, but did you see the
Speaker 1: white bitch that got her ask beat and she was like,
Speaker 1: I could do it again time. I'll take the ass
Speaker 1: beating bit. You just got beat beat up three times.
Speaker 1: You guys remember the abortion double homicide clip. This is
Speaker 1: my favorite thing Johnson has ever said on the show,
Speaker 1: and this is what made me buy zeus one moment.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is Jocelyn getting a lap dance.
Speaker 1: For those of you who can't watch today, Sandy Beach
Speaker 1: just got it, imbord you and she probably not busy
Speaker 1: right in front of my favor I was like, what
Speaker 1: blood clock's gonna come out of there? Jack Napkin. She
Speaker 1: not say that. That's not gonna come out of that bit.
Speaker 1: I ain't got no knacking. She did not say that, dude,
Speaker 1: but she is curry on the show. I know we
Speaker 1: don't do zoom guests, but we have to approve that request.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, because you know miss Wendy we yes, no,
Speaker 1: you know what, she had some valid points there she
Speaker 1: did and people are like, oh, she's cracked out, coked out.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't think that. My thing, and my
Speaker 1: thing is Wendy B. Shady, But you're also still needed
Speaker 1: that look So if you didn't like anything that weezy
Speaker 1: not weezy that Wendy Williams does for you to still
Speaker 1: go on to promote your show on her platform. No,
Speaker 1: you need media as much as media needs you sometimes.
Speaker 1: So what she went on on the Wendy Williams Show
Speaker 1: doing her press run for Jocelyn's Cabaret when it was airing.
Speaker 1: So but then she spent like six minutes telling Wendy
Speaker 1: that she's not nice to black women and she should
Speaker 1: be nicer because she came from the gutter and she
Speaker 1: should go on the Breakfast Club to hell off Charlemagne
Speaker 1: all the time. But do you know how many people
Speaker 1: also refused to go on the Breakfast Club as well
Speaker 1: because of how they feel like it doesn't do anything
Speaker 1: for black artists and they talk down on black women.
Speaker 1: Are black artists, So to me, if you want to
Speaker 1: make a stance, don't show up because now you still
Speaker 1: using her while you're sitting here trying a dog her.
Speaker 1: So you will say that about the Breakfast Club because
Speaker 1: like they're gonna talk to that's their job. But how
Speaker 1: many fucking people but they have been uploaded by the
Speaker 1: slop is Wendy Williams. I agree to be fair, So
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Key wrong too, And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be real. I love Kiki and Wendy was that was
Speaker 1: I hated watching that. I mean, I mean, she's means
Speaker 1: she's Nancy. But people have said that same thing to Charlemagne,
Speaker 1: to envy and you and I love Charlemagne. So I
Speaker 1: mean it's it's their job. And at the same time,
Speaker 1: America's sweetheart, well, if you're if you're as who's the
Speaker 1: white America's sweetheart? Jennifer Anison, Keky Palmers, are is Jennifer Jennifer?
Speaker 1: Now google it? Who's America's like white sweetheart once Miley
Speaker 1: dropped twenty three? No, no white American cared for Miley anymore.
Speaker 1: No girl, just because she was I legally blind. I
Speaker 1: just like her. First of all, what's the criteria for
Speaker 1: America's what is American sweetheart? American? Look, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Hillary Duff. I'll give you that's a good one. No,
Speaker 1: those are years back right now? You mean, yeah, you
Speaker 1: think I know current people, bro, I'm right now? Who
Speaker 1: is currently lively? Maybe so apparently, Yeah, America's Sweetheart eighteen
Speaker 1: was Julia Roberts. She likes seventy well. I vote for
Speaker 1: Kiki as black America's sweetheart, and white people no Kiki too.
Speaker 1: Kiki Palmer is America's sweetheart, and no Kiki Palmer slander
Speaker 1: I think should ever be tolerated. And to come from
Speaker 1: Wendy's mouth like how again, it's not surprising, but Wendy
Speaker 1: has what I guarantee, but I guarantee you with the treatment.
Speaker 1: If Kicky comes out with a movie tomorrow and it's
Speaker 1: on her press run, she will choose against probably sitting
Speaker 1: with Wendy again. That is my point. If you don't
Speaker 1: like what the people said, which is why Meg didn't go,
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. So Joscelyn girl, you still
Speaker 1: need Wendy. So don't come on talking about you don't
Speaker 1: respect Da Da da because it's the use Miss Wendy
Speaker 1: Willias Williams. You're getting close. She had I have the
Speaker 1: number one show in America, Miss Wendy, but she didn't
Speaker 1: know you have it on Zeus. That's the fact that
Speaker 1: she didn't even know girls on Zeus and I real quick,
Speaker 1: and do you know one person that has Zeus? Because
Speaker 1: I don't know I don't yet. I want Oh I
Speaker 1: never heard of Zeus before this before I know if
Speaker 1: they have. They bought her season one for we TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I know be Simone front of the show. She
Speaker 1: had a show on that she a dating show, actually
Speaker 1: trying to find love. So having some shows go TV. Okay,
Speaker 1: so now we got so you have the abortions w talking.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're nailing it though. I feel when
Speaker 1: you have blood clock were blood after your abortion? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't talk about our abortion. I yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what you did. I don't really remember. I'm sorry. It
Speaker 1: was so long ago. Who is this? I was sorry?
Speaker 1: I know I was about to think that. I know.
Speaker 1: I think everything was normal, really, I think. But I
Speaker 1: had to pill. That's why. Oh yeah no, not me.
Speaker 1: My ship was crazy. I call the hot line. It's
Speaker 1: trying the pot forces you to miscarry. Yeah. I went
Speaker 1: and they gave me a little pill to go to sleep,
Speaker 1: and then they put a little tool up down and
Speaker 1: sucked it right out. Okay, but it was only like
Speaker 1: a dit like. Of course, they try to make you
Speaker 1: feel bad, so they did the sonogram. They make you
Speaker 1: feel bad when you make you too bad for doing
Speaker 1: an abortion. Wait, wait, can we not talk about this?
Speaker 1: What's so red? Quick? They make you do the little
Speaker 1: sonogram and they'd be like, here's what your baby looks
Speaker 1: like before they take it. We can't they show it
Speaker 1: to you. And I was like, I was just that's
Speaker 1: how she knew she had twins. Oh, what's the girl
Speaker 1: on Johnson's Cabaret? No, they do they show you the sonogram? No?
Speaker 1: I was serious. They I was like, bitch head on twins. Bitch,
Speaker 1: it was a ballpoint pen what I was gonna say? No,
Speaker 1: but morial weekends coming and people maybe having to get
Speaker 1: into well good, we're letting them know that, Hey, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna get vaccinated and you're already getting shots, get something,
Speaker 1: get a depot and something. Bitch, I don't know, because
Speaker 1: that's really I feel like a lot of people are
Speaker 1: don't get pregnant this summer. A lot of people got
Speaker 1: pregnant over the last year in quarantine. What do you mean, bitch? Everybody?
Speaker 1: I popped out? Goddamn about now? You you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, a lot of people are going through dry
Speaker 1: spells too. A lot of people wasn't a lot of
Speaker 1: people who wasn't sucking you know, can I tell you review, like,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of the perfect sex people have imperfectly, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And they are so mad that
Speaker 1: I in my in my thirty years and orgasming with
Speaker 1: a man that I actually like. Here's the thing they
Speaker 1: just loved. Do you think do you think we got
Speaker 1: mad comments about seven? No, they loved the fact that
Speaker 1: I was just sucking a nigga I ain't really like,
Speaker 1: didn't care for, but it was good sex. People felt
Speaker 1: like they could relate to just fucking niggas with good dick.
Speaker 1: But we don't want nothing else now that I have
Speaker 1: a good dick given niggas that actually hangs up stuff
Speaker 1: on my walls. Now, in her defense, she says, you know,
Speaker 1: she just feels like everything can't be perfect. So you
Speaker 1: do us a favor and tell us about one imperfect
Speaker 1: sex with the imperfect sex time had to do with me.
Speaker 1: My boothole wasn't clean all the way. And then I
Speaker 1: had to change the sheets because he were playing with
Speaker 1: butt plugs and all these type of ships and literally
Speaker 1: the ships was on the sheets. But he's so but
Speaker 1: also he's amazing. He was just like, maybe it's okay,
Speaker 1: and he took the sheet off and then we just
Speaker 1: laid on the fitted sheet for to night. Bro because
Speaker 1: if you want to know about imperfect sex but still
Speaker 1: he's perfect. She getting dry? Maybe there maybe but I
Speaker 1: used loop, I mean, maybe something goes on. She was like, no,
Speaker 1: bit I had to ship. I mean I didn't have
Speaker 1: to ship, but not it's just my boothole one all
Speaker 1: the way clean. I don't know. Maybe I had too
Speaker 1: much coffee that day and it just could you smell it? No,
Speaker 1: but I thought like the color was right there on
Speaker 1: on the sheets, but it was before I got my Brooklyn, Nigga,
Speaker 1: what what color is? Your ship? Wasn't like a light?
Speaker 1: Did you have dragon for it that day? Did you?
Speaker 1: This is not on your outline. Let's get into the
Speaker 1: motherfucker's show. Welcome you all the horrible SI. No, we're
Speaker 1: not because for example, for ship's kind of like okay,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't ship ship like it wasn't a herd.
Speaker 1: It was like a skid mark. But on my sheet,
Speaker 1: my child, because you see and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was like I made a mess. He's like, it's okay, baby,
Speaker 1: I'm saying that when I'm getting wet everywhere. Not when
Speaker 1: I shipped. I didn't ship the bed. It was like
Speaker 1: just I did. So they're everything is not perfect. Okay,
Speaker 1: clapping out for Mandy. We need I don't like the
Speaker 1: whole room clapping now because you know what I feel
Speaker 1: what she's saying, Like I would do you you feel
Speaker 1: what she's saying. What is the problem with me actually
Speaker 1: having good sex and getting fucked by nigga? Actually like,
Speaker 1: no shade to the chick. I am getting sucked. But
Speaker 1: I mean, like I just had those really rough dry spells.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, bro, like we get it. Like so
Speaker 1: sorry that I'm getting fun multinlogy who you didn't have
Speaker 1: a year? I mean a year is a little Are
Speaker 1: you almost a year? What are you talking about? It
Speaker 1: was almost like a year ago. It was three months
Speaker 1: before COVID it was it was it was like it
Speaker 1: was like five six months, the same way you don't
Speaker 1: be counting all your dicks whatever. When I had in
Speaker 1: that five six months, I can count it. So I was.
Speaker 1: I was. Mandy went over through a month of not
Speaker 1: getting fucked. She goes, I'm cellibate. I was cellibate. I was,
Speaker 1: by the way, as someone who talks to Brianda every
Speaker 1: week for her show, and someone who's actually cellibate. I
Speaker 1: was celibate, bro, and you're just because you be in
Speaker 1: disrespect right now? How are you taking away the experience
Speaker 1: of my life? The bro? God, really, this is what
Speaker 1: we're doing in Brianda is actually celibrate. Okay, no, I'll
Speaker 1: tell Mendy right, yeah, well what he said, you a
Speaker 1: lying asshole. You know what, y'all don't think my relationship
Speaker 1: is perfect, y'a. Don't believe I was celebated relationship is perfect,
Speaker 1: but mine is very close. I'm glad. I am glad
Speaker 1: you're happy though whatever, so whatever perfection could be. And
Speaker 1: mind you, I'm we made it past the year. He's
Speaker 1: even getting a guy damn pass for the beach. We're
Speaker 1: about to go weekly to the to the baby, and
Speaker 1: he's getting a past to like a parking pass, and
Speaker 1: so instead of paying every time because we were going
Speaker 1: so often, we're just gonna get the yearly pass. But
Speaker 1: I mean, we communicate, we talk. I mean, it's all
Speaker 1: of the things that we've been telling the women who
Speaker 1: listen to this show that they should seek in partners
Speaker 1: or not put up with the bullshit, ain't shit ass niggas,
Speaker 1: and so y'all should be motherfucking proud. The only thing
Speaker 1: I will say that kind of annoys me. Okay, what
Speaker 1: you no like? As far as like criticism, I get
Speaker 1: right like you're getting their boyfriend criticism right now. I
Speaker 1: think over the years the criticism I've guying is like
Speaker 1: when I've put up with bullshit bits, just be right
Speaker 1: in me. But I think you like drama. I think
Speaker 1: you're one of those women, like a lot of my friends,
Speaker 1: you like the toxicity. You like to argue sometimes. I
Speaker 1: think you'd like to just be like no, no, you're
Speaker 1: not ship come fucking good. Like I think there's I
Speaker 1: think you have excited. You find excitement in that solier No.
Speaker 1: I think it's something like that, Like there are women
Speaker 1: that if a man is too perfect, oh he's boring,
Speaker 1: he was too nice. I think she likes the niggas
Speaker 1: where she has to be dragged through a little bit
Speaker 1: of hell and then she could be like, no, but
Speaker 1: he's he's great, he's just for me. Look look at
Speaker 1: her face. She is one of them bitches. I don't
Speaker 1: like drama more than I like make up sex. But
Speaker 1: see if so you gotta argue make up. But I
Speaker 1: don't want to be like maybe like a bad like
Speaker 1: a fucking serial cheat or type of guy, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like but like if you get on
Speaker 1: my nerves, if you cheat just a few times, well no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't like like cheating is lying to me, so
Speaker 1: like I don't like the seat. But for example, my
Speaker 1: largest arguments with old Bay are like either like time
Speaker 1: management type of things, or like he's just very lackadaisical
Speaker 1: when I need like actual like physical help and people
Speaker 1: with money do this a lot. Right, If I'm like
Speaker 1: I need help in the studio because he's great at design, right,
Speaker 1: he helped me with a lot of ship. I was like,
Speaker 1: I need you to help me. Um, can you come
Speaker 1: by and measure da da da da. He's like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna be in soha, but yeah,
Speaker 1: let me get a task grab it. No, nigger, I
Speaker 1: want you to do this with me, right, like figure
Speaker 1: out the time to fucking schedule to do ship with me.
Speaker 1: And then I will blow up and start an argument.
Speaker 1: And what does he have to do? I mean a
Speaker 1: bag say sorry, okay, see my frustration comes in HM
Speaker 1: to where I actually have to clean up because my
Speaker 1: nigga's O c D, so a dish can't be in
Speaker 1: the same clothes. Like he's very O c D. So
Speaker 1: my stress in my relationship is fun. He's coming over,
Speaker 1: I got to clean up the house? Are you dead? Ass?
Speaker 1: I swear he's never not on time. I mean, I
Speaker 1: can live in my own mess. But that's why I
Speaker 1: also never want to live with someone else again. Mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You said he's retired, right, No, he works,
Speaker 1: So I thought he was retired. He works, Um, where
Speaker 1: did I get that from? Because the oldest fun No, No,
Speaker 1: maybe he had a job he stopped for a while,
Speaker 1: but no, Obey has a vigor schedule and it's like
Speaker 1: I understand, So do I understand that? So when I
Speaker 1: make time for you, do the same. And granted his
Speaker 1: free time is mine, but it's just like he's so
Speaker 1: jim obsessive, like he'll rather go to the gym than
Speaker 1: do something I really need him to do. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: need to be an equinox and when I'm done with
Speaker 1: my equonox routine, did it, I'll come over there. And
Speaker 1: he's just like too methodical with well know the problem
Speaker 1: is you, which you're spoiled as when you want something,
Speaker 1: you want it right then and there. Because my Nigga
Speaker 1: two comes over after he's done with his stuff. You
Speaker 1: are like, but no, I want you right now, and
Speaker 1: because he wants to, he has something else. If you
Speaker 1: the couple, yourself as the priority, Like that's what but see,
Speaker 1: you gotta allow people to to still live their lives.
Speaker 1: He can live it. Yeah, but you you fit into
Speaker 1: his see what I mean? What I mean you you
Speaker 1: might need to go on that show, that couples therapy
Speaker 1: show is when you look at both sides of the stories.
Speaker 1: It's just like you're the one woman in season one,
Speaker 1: the black lady who was like, I know he's at work,
Speaker 1: but so if I call, you need to answer because
Speaker 1: maybe I just want to know what you're doing for
Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, she's bad, but you're not far off.
Speaker 1: My thing is more like I don't ask for much.
Speaker 1: That's really what it is. So and I feel like
Speaker 1: I give a lot, not saying he asked for it.
Speaker 1: But dude, I mean when we were away, like when
Speaker 1: we were touring Old Day was like every five minutes,
Speaker 1: how do I make this? How do I put the
Speaker 1: chicken in this How many minutes do I put this
Speaker 1: in for it? Like I do so much? Right, Like
Speaker 1: I really and I love doing it. You know. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'd love to take care of a nicket, so to
Speaker 1: know that I do these things. If I really need
Speaker 1: you to do this one little manly fucking thing, you
Speaker 1: don't need to throw money at it, like be here
Speaker 1: because it is more important. Building a studio for me
Speaker 1: was like something that not only did it require you know, time,
Speaker 1: but it was just a milestone, right, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: we did this together and it was a very big
Speaker 1: deal to just be there on the ground together. So
Speaker 1: it's like, NICKI, if I asked you to do something
Speaker 1: we obviously know I could pay somebody to do it.
Speaker 1: Just fucking be here with me, damn. But then we're
Speaker 1: gonna fuck after all right, get gets here outline what
Speaker 1: we're talking about today. It's my show today, Yes, your show?
Speaker 1: IM all right, I forgot about it, you guys know,
Speaker 1: like an outline. So I want to start with a
Speaker 1: good review. Read really quick. Um the only pod with
Speaker 1: coherent host. I listened to a lot of women podcast
Speaker 1: and I can't stick around or subscribe. Yeah, where was
Speaker 1: this review at okay Um, I can't stick around because
Speaker 1: they say like nine times when my sensions and it
Speaker 1: makes the other women talking on the podcast on a
Speaker 1: literate or stupid for lack of better words. And I
Speaker 1: listened to every episode loaded by these talented and funny
Speaker 1: ladies without rolling my eyes because I hear like like
Speaker 1: like like like but you know, like I don't know
Speaker 1: what show she's like. Maybe she white, it says, maybe
Speaker 1: she talks, so listens to white girl shows. Wheezy and
Speaker 1: Mandy also talked about the mouth washed for dry mouth.
Speaker 1: I used it for years and it's amazing. Please come
Speaker 1: to Sacramento. Probably won't happen since our governors and modern
Speaker 1: day Hitler minus the physical genocide and mental murder. But lastly,
Speaker 1: the one star people, you all don't listen for the
Speaker 1: intent because you are all typical annoying people that get
Speaker 1: offended by the lack of crust on a grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaker 1: Can't like we really appreciate you for all, Like I
Speaker 1: just feel like you're our tribe. I'm only talking to
Speaker 1: me like that because they feel like yeah, because she
Speaker 1: just said she doesn't like people saying like yeah, I
Speaker 1: just don't think we talked like that. We don't because
Speaker 1: like it's just not my thing. So I no more
Speaker 1: serious note. I mean I used to say, um, I
Speaker 1: feel like you say, I know what you say, what
Speaker 1: I say, We're gonna kind of get into the outline,
Speaker 1: I can say kind of. It's those are words you'd
Speaker 1: be like, we're just gonna kind of into this. It's
Speaker 1: an intro. Like when you had to write a five
Speaker 1: paragraph essay back in the day that is called a
Speaker 1: transition home like you got instead of me saying, well,
Speaker 1: you know, this is like the introduction, then I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna say firstly, secondly, thirdly in conclusion information like bro,
Speaker 1: those are called transition kind of I don't say you
Speaker 1: say all the time, but that's in the middle of
Speaker 1: a sentence, it's not I don't use it like an
Speaker 1: ad lib, like like that's the ad libe what do
Speaker 1: I say in the bottom and let us know what
Speaker 1: do I say? Too much? What do I say? No?
Speaker 1: I say booda hole? And that's why air about it.
Speaker 1: Did you see the guy on Twitter he said the
Speaker 1: some of horrible decisions and he put wheezy, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys, I'm so grateful for this moment. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. And then he put Mandy boota hole. Yeah, bitch,
Speaker 1: shout out to you, like the Vanilla ship is actually
Speaker 1: a little more serious. But I really want to read
Speaker 1: this because I couldn't believe this. Um, how to hit
Speaker 1: a woman? So no one knows. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you saw this on Twitter, hyped into Google a hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty three million times. Um, that's wild. How to
Speaker 1: control your woman was searching a hundred and sixty five
Speaker 1: million times. This is a sixty seven percent jump compared
Speaker 1: to two thousand nine. These are increasing in time, and
Speaker 1: we know domestic violence went up during quarantine, but it
Speaker 1: says the pandemic has been deadly or for women in
Speaker 1: februaries because they couldn't leave a lot of women had
Speaker 1: to stay in homes where they felt unsafe for their partners.
Speaker 1: And you have to realize to just the strain of
Speaker 1: what quarantine and the coronavirus did for couples. You have
Speaker 1: people who lost their jobs, You have people who were
Speaker 1: losing family members and friends. You have people who especially
Speaker 1: we got locked down in March. For us here up north,
Speaker 1: it's winter, so you're fighting seasonal depression, and then we
Speaker 1: just had all of last winter being stuck in the
Speaker 1: house on on just you know, on a higher alert
Speaker 1: type scale. So you know, that's not surprising to me,
Speaker 1: and being that people lost all of these jobs and
Speaker 1: couldn't be outside, and even family members probably were scared
Speaker 1: to take people in they had to stay. I know
Speaker 1: I was staying with that family members taking you in.
Speaker 1: It says that a woman and her mother were purportedly
Speaker 1: shot and killed by a boyfriend in Dallas, US and
Speaker 1: then he broadcasted his apology live on i G before
Speaker 1: dying by suicide. A nurse was then killed by her
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend in Minnesota. Dispatricks received a call from a
Speaker 1: nine year old girl in Brooklyn after her father killed
Speaker 1: her mom and two sisters. It is like literally doubled
Speaker 1: in some countries. Um, But yeah, uh, I wanted to
Speaker 1: just make note of this because I think all of
Speaker 1: us we are so busy in our own ship right
Speaker 1: when friends call us or we may see something, we
Speaker 1: always say we should leave it alone because it's not
Speaker 1: our business. But you know, it's just a reminder for
Speaker 1: everybody if you can be a safe haven for some
Speaker 1: or if you have heard of anything. Please please make
Speaker 1: sure you're checking on your friends, especially with your girlfriends
Speaker 1: that have crazy ass abusive boyfriends. Same with lesbian relationships
Speaker 1: and gay relationships anybody. There are a lot of violent
Speaker 1: you know. It's it's not only hetero like, I've known
Speaker 1: so many lesbian couples every being time I go to that.
Speaker 1: That's why I stopped going to lesbian parties. Then bit
Speaker 1: just stay fighting. It's technically who breaks up girl on
Speaker 1: girl Like you can't let a nigga beat up a
Speaker 1: bit in public. But if two girls are fighting, you
Speaker 1: don't know if they're eating each other, cooch you or not.
Speaker 1: You just let them fight. You don't know that it's
Speaker 1: a domestic assault. Like you could think that they're just
Speaker 1: friends fighting her, just two random chicks fighting. I'm not
Speaker 1: breaking up a fight with two bitches. Let them fight
Speaker 1: because they can fight. It's two girls. But you don't
Speaker 1: know that it's domestic. If you don't know that these
Speaker 1: two women are together, or even two men fighting, you
Speaker 1: don't know who you think would have want. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: she's taller than you. Just say you would have got
Speaker 1: your aspy. It's fine, it's okay, it's okay the girl.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you why I say her because tall
Speaker 1: don't scare me me neither. You see the big bitch
Speaker 1: I falls. I do not give a funk about I
Speaker 1: thought a big old bitch. If you bitch, I will
Speaker 1: jump on the table. I will jump on the top
Speaker 1: step of your two and beat. By the way I
Speaker 1: was one. But yeah, I'm always so Florida only when
Speaker 1: we like, dude, I don't bitch. Because I was so
Speaker 1: mad after that fight and she was a big old bitch.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say nothing more because I think I
Speaker 1: feel friends. But I'll be listening. So and you know
Speaker 1: what I was pissed about my old girls. This was
Speaker 1: at the strip club, thought this hole. And what really
Speaker 1: pissed me off was that's when a bit she had
Speaker 1: two phones. I lost my BlackBerry and I phone and
Speaker 1: one night and I was I was pissed. They saw
Speaker 1: us fighting. The stripples must have went straight to the
Speaker 1: phones out threw on the couch because them ships was gone.
Speaker 1: Was still there, but the phones was gone. Anyway, go
Speaker 1: ahead back? Oh yeah, how would you lose? Oh she's angry?
Speaker 1: What did you do? Bro? People don't just you see
Speaker 1: this is weezy right here. I didn't do anything, but
Speaker 1: she was angry as fun. So you see, this is it.
Speaker 1: I think you can win a fight through rage, Like
Speaker 1: I believe you could be so mad you can suck
Speaker 1: somebody up, like even if you made that adrenaline like
Speaker 1: when you really need to unleash on something body. So
Speaker 1: it was me her her, I met her and sorry
Speaker 1: and obey and I cast this about the front the
Speaker 1: front seat that she talks about it was that night,
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so like she and that it's not her
Speaker 1: vibe at all. She doesn't get angry about it like that.
Speaker 1: So she got bad that I was in the front
Speaker 1: but she was always going to mother friend and then
Speaker 1: it was just like little things and little things and
Speaker 1: little things. And I was like, bro, I'm chill right.
Speaker 1: I was like, why he's talking to me like you're
Speaker 1: about to fight me. She was like, oh, because you
Speaker 1: want to then get the funk out. I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: how did you calm her down from like because you
Speaker 1: know what made her more mad? What the fact that
Speaker 1: she won't get out the front seat. You know the
Speaker 1: fact that I was just like, I don't know why
Speaker 1: you actually been like ye're not matching, there's like a
Speaker 1: whole psychological people hey when you don't, oh yeah, people
Speaker 1: match rhythm and beating. People hate when they text you
Speaker 1: five paragraphs and you leave that ship on theme too.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't even respond. You're not I won't
Speaker 1: even see you in a rat ship. Nigga. Now you're
Speaker 1: mad because you didn't sit me all. You probably don't back,
Speaker 1: You probably didn't spell you probably didn't spell check your
Speaker 1: messages and everything you came with wrath. And I looked
Speaker 1: through that ship like, okay, you know what. You know
Speaker 1: what I really do. If it's too long, screenshot it,
Speaker 1: send it to my friends. What's what's the summary? I
Speaker 1: need the spark notes on this, I respond, Oh, I
Speaker 1: asked for the spark notes, bitch, my friends read it
Speaker 1: for me like that. I read it later. But now
Speaker 1: she uh. I think I was just too chill because
Speaker 1: I really thought she was tripping, and so then I
Speaker 1: think I laughed, and I think that said her ass.
Speaker 1: And then Old Bay driving the car re mind you
Speaker 1: because we're in Orlando and you don't know where the
Speaker 1: funk we going, and he was like, h y'all, just
Speaker 1: tell me where it's her and we are fighting dog
Speaker 1: like bad. It is sucks because like that was how
Speaker 1: we broke up, Like that was the name that was
Speaker 1: And I do remember, I do recall it kind of
Speaker 1: going a little downhill from there, and I just remember,
Speaker 1: like it's so crazy because now, like our relationship is
Speaker 1: just so much more chill. But um, the only fucking
Speaker 1: you can have chill relationships when all the emotion and
Speaker 1: all of that is not involved. Because look at the
Speaker 1: difference with you and someone else right now, the emotion
Speaker 1: is spicy O. You can't save the name. And I
Speaker 1: didn't say the name. You see how she gets you?
Speaker 1: See you you notice the spicy. Stop. He had to
Speaker 1: tell me the other day, be spicy. He's like, you
Speaker 1: got to calm down. It's the dick. See, this is
Speaker 1: what dick and couchie be doing to people, this one,
Speaker 1: this one. It don't even be that the person makes
Speaker 1: you crazy. It's the dick and COUCHI it's it's the
Speaker 1: sex that like drives these demons to make people act crazy.
Speaker 1: It's sex demons. You got you as full of sex demons, baby,
Speaker 1: She do like Bocaki. She is full of sex demons,
Speaker 1: baby through her paws. Wait wait, what do you think
Speaker 1: so like all to come on, all to come the
Speaker 1: demons just spew. Yeah, man, you're right enough to cut
Speaker 1: all this ship out. Look no, but what else is next?
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me pull up the outline. Bitch our
Speaker 1: hord derve. Actually, um has to do for those of
Speaker 1: you who don't know what our hord derve is. The
Speaker 1: Nicholas texting me and I was like Mandy over here
Speaker 1: calling my house. All right, I'm scared of bottoming. Okay.
Speaker 1: Is the headlined for how I found the hord Derve.
Speaker 1: Tips for gay men people who want to be peg
Speaker 1: dam And here I go talk about ship. Well, I
Speaker 1: get anal a lot, and I've been doing heavy duty
Speaker 1: DP action with toys, of course, so I think I
Speaker 1: can get some really good anal tips. Um. But go
Speaker 1: ahead and read the ones that you have, so most
Speaker 1: gay men will consider bothering bother me. It's some point
Speaker 1: in time. Um. A lot of women want to end
Speaker 1: up having anal and some men want to try be
Speaker 1: impegged whatever. But you may prefer to douche before bottering bottoming,
Speaker 1: especially if you're indulging in deep ass play like large dicks, toys,
Speaker 1: et cetera. They say that you should use a douche
Speaker 1: with clean plain water, preferably a body temperature, no shower
Speaker 1: attappment attachments because the pressure is dangerous. Um, but you
Speaker 1: can get douche bulbs online or from any good sex shop.
Speaker 1: You can amazon it literally, but try not to go
Speaker 1: overboard and irritate the lining of your ass because it
Speaker 1: can make you more vulnerable to STDs pain. And like
Speaker 1: people try to put a better smell up there literally
Speaker 1: just the water to flush it out. Ums, don't be
Speaker 1: thinking I ain't gonna hold you. If your answer is
Speaker 1: just got an aura coming from it, that might be
Speaker 1: more than like no, like even like your ask shouldn't
Speaker 1: just profusely like just give off a bad smell, Like
Speaker 1: as long as you have good hygiene, even though you
Speaker 1: shipped out that whole it should it still shouldn't just
Speaker 1: be staying like not shout out to Olani. Olani had
Speaker 1: a thread recently on Twitter and she asked women to
Speaker 1: share their their most horrifying hygienic stories with their male
Speaker 1: partners and like, yeah, and if you read through the thread,
Speaker 1: it was like, bro, are you kidding me? But also
Speaker 1: the fact that ladies men shouldn't I guess I guess
Speaker 1: they do. I would say that needs to be a
Speaker 1: conversation between both men and women. You shouldn't be afraid
Speaker 1: to tell your partner that something don't smell right, whether
Speaker 1: it's your COUCHI your booty, your armpits, your balls. And
Speaker 1: I think that that's the problem, the fact that there
Speaker 1: were so many women sharing that they continued to be
Speaker 1: with their partners knowing that they had this bad hygiene,
Speaker 1: and some was like their mouths, some was their balls.
Speaker 1: There a lot of people assume that straight men are
Speaker 1: so unclean that ill you look a straight man's ass.
Speaker 1: I love eating ass. I want to lick your budole.
Speaker 1: I would even argue to say, is someone that eats
Speaker 1: pussy and ass asked generally has be having no smell
Speaker 1: or taste. It shouldn't like I eat pussy, pussy has
Speaker 1: a taste. Pussy has a taste of smell. But when
Speaker 1: I lick a buddhahole, they really know as long as
Speaker 1: it's a clean person, which my man him, being the
Speaker 1: perfect stelf that he is, I never smell any what
Speaker 1: bro Really, my man is so o c D. We
Speaker 1: could be hot and seeming in the living room, his
Speaker 1: his O c d as he smells like Irish sprang.
Speaker 1: First off, Irish spring used to make my couchie burn
Speaker 1: Leaver two thousand an Irish spring. Keep that ship the
Speaker 1: funk away bro that will burn your coucie off. pH
Speaker 1: balance all thrown off. I've never used that. Leave two
Speaker 1: thousand used to be I guess, the cheap soup. But
Speaker 1: I told my I told my mom early on, well,
Speaker 1: it was just what we washed with. It was our bar,
Speaker 1: soap bar, my mama white. I didn't know that I
Speaker 1: couldn't wash my pussy at my mama. My mama white,
Speaker 1: she bot to leave her two thousand, But I used
Speaker 1: to tell her, like, mom, don't buy this soap anymore.
Speaker 1: But this was girl. First off, we just learned that
Speaker 1: in our adult years that we shouldn't be applying dove
Speaker 1: or soap or any type of soap. Really clear, I
Speaker 1: can't disagree you, dude that My mom always told me
Speaker 1: you never put anything in. I didn't put anything in,
Speaker 1: but you you're not supposed to eiven lather up your pussy.
Speaker 1: It's really the lather though. You're not supposed to put
Speaker 1: no soap down there. If you look you're also not
Speaker 1: even suppout or feminine like hygiene wash. It will always
Speaker 1: say external, external use only. But when people see external
Speaker 1: use only, your volta was there. You have your lips,
Speaker 1: your clip, you there's a lot that is technically considered
Speaker 1: outside people consider inside the inside of your vaga. The
Speaker 1: name thing I do is just spread the lips and
Speaker 1: washed like but you're not supposed to even do that
Speaker 1: with so no, no, no not. What's what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: I like, when I'm cleaning myself, I spread the lips
Speaker 1: and I washed between the clip and you wash it
Speaker 1: with your hands, yes, because you also don't too rough
Speaker 1: with the with the wash cloths. And also if say
Speaker 1: it's the same wash cloth that you just washed your
Speaker 1: whole body with, that's so even if you rinse it off,
Speaker 1: it's still gonna be on the towel and it's still
Speaker 1: gonna get in your vagina. But yet to be fair, bitch,
Speaker 1: when I was swub and thirteen, bitch, first off, was
Speaker 1: I do in the grocery shopping? No? I washed myself
Speaker 1: with what the funk was in the house. That's what
Speaker 1: my mama bought, and I didn't know that I wasn't
Speaker 1: supposed to be applying ship near my couchie grade perteme
Speaker 1: post when she was a kid. But people used to
Speaker 1: do that, bitch that love spelled from Victoria's Secret. I
Speaker 1: don't think I think these bitch, you know, our audience is.
Speaker 1: Our audience is old enough to know about love Spell
Speaker 1: from Victoria's Secret. Bitch, you know about love spell, right
Speaker 1: the part bottom that used to wow, maybe they like
Speaker 1: it like that in this fun funny Okay, so today's
Speaker 1: episode is all about sex that sent you to the
Speaker 1: e R? And is it? Because actually we just did
Speaker 1: a whole lot of talking not about the e R
Speaker 1: the horrible decision you cut. So we had Dr Christina
Speaker 1: on who told us about like sex injuries you could have.
Speaker 1: But these are actual real stories and apparently it's a
Speaker 1: TLC show, but it is. But so what I just
Speaker 1: googled it because we have a homemail that was real
Speaker 1: and I was like, dog, I gotta see if there's
Speaker 1: more of these. So here's some fun ship I found
Speaker 1: and these are all from that show. Y'all tell us
Speaker 1: if you watched it or even send into Horrible Decisions
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com your story if you've got a
Speaker 1: wild ass fucking did you really plug in business? That
Speaker 1: was really done? Really? Why I was you know she
Speaker 1: doesn't normally. That was actually done really effortlessly. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: four years later. I am so proud. Hey, um fuse
Speaker 1: has let me know I have to talk like that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, like that is something I had
Speaker 1: to do over and over. Well, I believe it because
Speaker 1: you threw a tantrum when I said there's a script
Speaker 1: we gotta read and you were like, bitch, I just
Speaker 1: want to improv. I'm not reading ship, I'm not following instructions.
Speaker 1: I'm wheezy. I know what I'm doing, and they're just
Speaker 1: gonna get what I give them. That's wheezy in a
Speaker 1: nut show. You see it in the BTS. Okay, we
Speaker 1: keep we can get into it. Wait did we keep
Speaker 1: that for the Patreon behind the scenes? Just so y'all
Speaker 1: know why he why he not? Like just so you guys.
Speaker 1: And there was a fight because this bit she had
Speaker 1: this energy for scissors, so you don't need my pussy
Speaker 1: bat now. On the Black Girl's Texting episode, which by
Speaker 1: the way, I really loved. No it was, but people
Speaker 1: were like it was the Black Girls texting, Yes it was.
Speaker 1: I really love those guests, and people were like, why
Speaker 1: do you keep getting attitude of girl? Bro, It's okay
Speaker 1: because you got called out for being snappy and shady
Speaker 1: to Chell's. They said I was snapping shady, so we
Speaker 1: talked back. I wasn't. You can't come onto a sex
Speaker 1: positive show and say, oh yeah, hose and sluts and
Speaker 1: then make up your own definition. So there's we've been
Speaker 1: doing this for four years. We are a non hole shaming,
Speaker 1: non kink shaming pod. You can't act like apparently I
Speaker 1: was very shady to her, and then you know why
Speaker 1: because she was beautiful and that's I've been still trying
Speaker 1: to holler at her. By the way, you never she
Speaker 1: was mad because I got it. It's so Chills was
Speaker 1: flirting with me and Weeley just so used to everybody
Speaker 1: flirting with her. That's why she was like, I think
Speaker 1: was jealous make me, but Wei was jealous because she
Speaker 1: she saw the connection with me and sell No she was.
Speaker 1: Then this is making me roll my eyes. I actually
Speaker 1: like her, not you know, I've done her shower may you.
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, but she vanilla, she talks like
Speaker 1: that didn't make a joke out of it, because, like
Speaker 1: I said, I was on my period and I was
Speaker 1: just moody. But someone sent me this clip and then
Speaker 1: I recorded it myself. I was gonna be when she
Speaker 1: was like, sounds pinky, and I rolled my eyes look
Speaker 1: at this strawberry being because I'm ChEls pinky. Why who
Speaker 1: is the video? You did that? And you'll be doing that? Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been watching. By the way, I will also say
Speaker 1: someone was like, we left camera one of you. I
Speaker 1: think that was when you came to take pictures. Keep
Speaker 1: telling me that maybe I love hearing it because I
Speaker 1: like criticism, so please let me know. Yeah. Well they
Speaker 1: also say talk so much, so maybe you're saying too
Speaker 1: much right now. And I'm sorry. Sorry. People were very upset.
Speaker 1: Sorry what do you want? Like what did you? Okay?
Speaker 1: So anyway, here's what happened. Mandy and I had to
Speaker 1: do a drop for black effect, and they shut out
Speaker 1: black Effect. They sent us a script, but I had
Speaker 1: Eddie here to do a photo shoot and I was like,
Speaker 1: sick as fuck, dude. So I thought Mandy understood that
Speaker 1: I had a photo shoot to do. After she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: come on, we need to do the script, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right. So I sit down. We have the script
Speaker 1: on the TV and it says, um, it's your host
Speaker 1: person you're leaving awful lot, and Mandy goes, no, you
Speaker 1: can't say that. You have to say we're your host.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Mandy, it's this is fine. She
Speaker 1: said no. Then she calls our producer for either makes
Speaker 1: the ship. Um, she just said, it's when it's weird,
Speaker 1: and I just want to make sure because we have
Speaker 1: to redo outs all the time. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure it's okay over weird. So here's the thing,
Speaker 1: y'all don't even know. You left out the whole part
Speaker 1: where we said we were going to read the script.
Speaker 1: So we spent about seven minutes adjusting the camera for
Speaker 1: us to look at the screen to read it, just
Speaker 1: for you still not to read the script. Bro, it's
Speaker 1: right here. And because I can't do this us, well
Speaker 1: you can't. I thought you were pro. It's I thought
Speaker 1: you were a tele prompter pro. So I looked at
Speaker 1: it and it said we're your host, Mandy and wheezy.
Speaker 1: So then I look at the camera. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: remember it, and I'm like, where your host? Mandy and Weeze. No,
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that the one where now see last
Speaker 1: week I wanted to kill Mandy Dog because the words
Speaker 1: was right there. So whatever anyway, um, y'all, y'all can
Speaker 1: catch honestly, also just we'll go ahead and say that
Speaker 1: now the fight. If you're all caught up on horrible dishison,
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Speaker 1: a month, depending anywhere from ten to fifteen minutes, and
Speaker 1: it's behind the scenes. You get to see Wheezy Night interact. Um.
Speaker 1: This time, you guys will get to see an argument
Speaker 1: in full effect. Um we're about to change to the set,
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Speaker 1: episodes a month for as little as five dollars a month,
Speaker 1: So so basically what I will basically y'all will see
Speaker 1: that she thought that she could treat me like ship
Speaker 1: because she felt sick. Rang. I was not treating like ship. Manny,
Speaker 1: you were nip the same way you treated shells like
Speaker 1: because of your period. I didn't treat her like shit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I wasn't treating that. They were great guests. I'm gratefully camp.
Speaker 1: I was being a little snappy, but I ain't treating
Speaker 1: like ship. Shady. We did the whole shady versus judging shady.
Speaker 1: That was shady, boots, I judge you bitch. How you
Speaker 1: gonna judge me? You don't did just about all the
Speaker 1: same ship I did. So anyway, hypocrite talked about what
Speaker 1: you guys won't see in the behind the scenes. What's
Speaker 1: so funny about what happened is one granted, Mandy and
Speaker 1: I are just they never did it. No, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not healthy that we argue like that. Um, we're
Speaker 1: way better communicating then we used to be. Um. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because last year that was bad. We had to talk
Speaker 1: through Lloyd's being good. We're gonna rat this wave. We
Speaker 1: get No, we're Auntie's now. I know you hate it okay,
Speaker 1: So the only person I would say is maybe hasn't
Speaker 1: been around Mandy. And I actually like that was Eddie
Speaker 1: and Eddie from for Facts, So I can't say if
Speaker 1: you've ever seen Eddie, I'm sure you could understand how
Speaker 1: uncomfortable he was. But Mandy was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how you work with this bit. Wait did I say that?
Speaker 1: I finish say, oh no, I was talking to edit. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're talking because I didn't want to know Eddin you
Speaker 1: work here? Does she treat you the way she treats
Speaker 1: me because you were bad? I do not talk. I
Speaker 1: get are you you made the Nickosona Ndia. I'm making
Speaker 1: new employees on Indias, so you ain't got one. So
Speaker 1: speak to your peace, Speak to your peace. Just because
Speaker 1: we'd be wilding. Honestly, it's a different relationship I have
Speaker 1: now with Edding right like, I'll be talking crazy, I
Speaker 1: don't know who I'm fucking like crazy. But also he's
Speaker 1: been around horrible decisions for a long time. He's been
Speaker 1: on a flagrant alex so I'm comfortable with someone new.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how I'm active, But
Speaker 1: point is Mandy fucking wild out and Eddie. Wait do
Speaker 1: you see the son stop? Okay, wait was her attitude
Speaker 1: not crazy? Like it flipped like this once we stopped recording,
Speaker 1: once we go off this little camera where she comes
Speaker 1: on and acts like miss little, miss innocent, lovely wheezy,
Speaker 1: off camera, bro, I got things to do, like just
Speaker 1: hurry the funk up. You got nasty, bro. She flicked
Speaker 1: the switch as soon as we said bye. Then we
Speaker 1: got up on o. Bro, you towed it to a
Speaker 1: little demon getting out of my pussy for one. I
Speaker 1: don't care. No, that's not a good enough excuse. You
Speaker 1: can't just say, well, I was bleeding out of my vagina. No, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't gonna excuse. I do know I was snappy,
Speaker 1: but Mandy does this little ship where she knows she's
Speaker 1: pissing me off. I just want to be professional. That's
Speaker 1: why that bitch said this is about business. That weird.
Speaker 1: It's actually I'll just call and check. And then the
Speaker 1: bitch wants to call this nigked. So hey, like I'm
Speaker 1: not in I'm like this, bro, and I'm dressed for
Speaker 1: a photo shoot, got my makeup? Never shoot, I mean
Speaker 1: she was walking with me. But anyway, so Mandy walks
Speaker 1: out icord this beat, so Eddie's like, he walks in
Speaker 1: in the fucking photo room. I'm changing. He's like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: are you gonna be all right? That was it was
Speaker 1: a lot. I was like, yeah, I'm good, and he
Speaker 1: kind of thought everything was like he thought something's wrong.
Speaker 1: He was like, no, I mean, I just hey, I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys are like sisters. But truth be told, if
Speaker 1: anyone has worked with Mandy and I even Vinea said this,
Speaker 1: it gives bead where y'all could just yell and go
Speaker 1: to work and it is the weirdest thing. No, it's
Speaker 1: like to the point where also like and it's crazy
Speaker 1: because I just I was listening to another podcast and
Speaker 1: they were talking about touring. We've argued before going on
Speaker 1: stage together. We've had it in half of them at
Speaker 1: least you've been to a few words where where we
Speaker 1: are right right before having to go on stay and
Speaker 1: then we go on stage and it's like, hey, girl,
Speaker 1: let's work with each other. Are real professionals when it
Speaker 1: comes to that sort of God, honestly, it's right. My
Speaker 1: friends be like what we do is fun? Are y'all friends?
Speaker 1: Because this week was so good and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't notice. We didn't talk to each other. We
Speaker 1: talked to the guests only like I would. I've never
Speaker 1: known that, like even a lot of the guests that
Speaker 1: we've had, YA clearly we'll save this life. Yeah we
Speaker 1: can say the aline plater, but no, like you know,
Speaker 1: and you know what's funny, there's been so much turmoil
Speaker 1: amongst so many other pods. People used to look at
Speaker 1: us like, I can't even listen to them girls, because
Speaker 1: they're not even real friends. Real friends have issues now
Speaker 1: in the pots. I mean, there's a lot of Baben
Speaker 1: did therapy, like oh yeah, two niggas. They think everybody
Speaker 1: think that they're just so much friends. So that's the thing,
Speaker 1: to be very fair. And I think we've talked about
Speaker 1: it before, even our amount of guests, And I know
Speaker 1: that a lot of you guys love these solo episodes
Speaker 1: where we just get the banswer with each other. We're
Speaker 1: gonna call this the facts of the matter is. The
Speaker 1: facts of the matter is a lot of our episodes
Speaker 1: had guests because Weezy and I would not talk to
Speaker 1: each other, so we needed another person to to be
Speaker 1: able to communicate with. To be fair, it is difficult
Speaker 1: to be fair, like like like, no, to be fair,
Speaker 1: it is not easy to be fresh with each other. Uh,
Speaker 1: every time you do need a guest to like, yeah,
Speaker 1: bice up what you're doing. You need something there. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like the threesome, you kind of need just
Speaker 1: a little a little new energy. Yeah, I'd have had
Speaker 1: two threesomes in the last month, and my my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: you know, wanted again. I was like, I'm actually threesome out.
Speaker 1: I just want to fuck you. So I made We
Speaker 1: went to the to the to the sex store together.
Speaker 1: We had never been in the year. I just get
Speaker 1: all these free sex toys. So I have a whole
Speaker 1: like thingful. And I was like, Babe, we've never picked
Speaker 1: out sex toys together. Let's go to the sex store
Speaker 1: and it's them from Let's get something else because no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to add people. And then, to be fair,
Speaker 1: we do the sex club fucking bi weekly. Bro, Like
Speaker 1: i'd be like bye weekly, say to be there. We
Speaker 1: do the sex club by weekly, I mean on the
Speaker 1: first and fifteen. Okay, like not really, but yeah, anyway, actually, recently,
Speaker 1: it's funny you brought up buying sex choys because so
Speaker 1: I had to fly to l A for work, and
Speaker 1: I'll just travel with them. Now, I don't care. You know,
Speaker 1: you see my butt plug and t s a with
Speaker 1: the it is a what is the sex way that
Speaker 1: came in my obio bus. It was like an egg.
Speaker 1: It's a kegel weight. Guess it's just uh, your flora,
Speaker 1: your flora, palvic floor, palvid floor. I was about to
Speaker 1: say the floor and your pussy. That thing my products.
Speaker 1: The floor bits to the flora. Basically, I'm on the
Speaker 1: way way to l A and I'm just fucking horn
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I mean so horny
Speaker 1: on the plane. I'm touching my pussy. Like first it
Speaker 1: was driving to Starbucks. Now it's on the plane. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't tell me. You rubio pussy and
Speaker 1: wanted them plane bathrooms. Not that time. But I've come
Speaker 1: in an airplane bathroom with another person, or you you
Speaker 1: masturbated in that nasty at bathroom. A fucking flights are long, dude,
Speaker 1: go to sleep, bitch, play with that pussy, she said them.
Speaker 1: Flights is long, which go to sleep. Here's the thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: I could just go to sleep, or you could read,
Speaker 1: or you could watch a movie. Okay, let me just explain, like,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of options that you could do
Speaker 1: want a plane other than play with your pussy in
Speaker 1: the little as bathroom that I might explain. Please, I've
Speaker 1: been helping write a script that includes them around. Okay,
Speaker 1: So within the time frame of me writing that script,
Speaker 1: where do I get some of it done on the plane?
Speaker 1: I cannot write full on lines for people about like
Speaker 1: oh my god, it feels so good when you did it,
Speaker 1: or like I'm dripping, or like even narration like that's
Speaker 1: very people to do without getting a learning So what
Speaker 1: did I have to do? Knock it out so I
Speaker 1: can have a clear mind. Okay, I feel like this
Speaker 1: is not anything I don't am I saying something crazy?
Speaker 1: You actually just think about my fucking sex addiction. It's
Speaker 1: just me and my own self. It's not like I've
Speaker 1: sucked the pilot. If I wouldn't doubt that you wouldn't
Speaker 1: try if the bathroom was bigger, Because to me, when
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom and I was baster, I
Speaker 1: need to know real quick, we've all hopped on a flight.
Speaker 1: Did just sit down? Did you put napkins on the
Speaker 1: sea first? Did you standing up, stand up. I want
Speaker 1: let me tell you please, when I washed my hands,
Speaker 1: did you I'm classy. I washed my hands, I took
Speaker 1: my foot, I put the toilet seat down because if
Speaker 1: I had to turn, I didn't want to see p
Speaker 1: in there. So basically I washed my hands, and I
Speaker 1: put my hair up in a bun and so my
Speaker 1: hair won't touch anything, because like I get very like
Speaker 1: grossed out by airplane bathroom, even first class is disgusting.
Speaker 1: They're just nasty people pe everywhere, and a lot of
Speaker 1: white people in first class and you know they're nasty too,
Speaker 1: so I know they don't watch their legs. So basically
Speaker 1: I put my hair up so that like nothing is
Speaker 1: like you know, leaning, And I just stood up and
Speaker 1: I closed my eyes and I'm masturbated and it takes
Speaker 1: me like no time. You hate me so much? Do
Speaker 1: we have a homemail this week? You know what? You
Speaker 1: know what I actually do want to know for the
Speaker 1: wore Hive members and those of you just tuning in possibly, um,
Speaker 1: please tune back again. We normally don't have these type
Speaker 1: of stories, actually we do. UM. I would like to
Speaker 1: know if anyone else that is listening has masturbated in
Speaker 1: an airplane bathroom. I just need to know for research purposes. Nice,
Speaker 1: that's all. I'm not being judging. Of course they're shady.
Speaker 1: I'm just just like to know. Okay. Now, our homemail
Speaker 1: this week is what inspired the outline. There we will
Speaker 1: do at some point in time because we didn't get
Speaker 1: through it today. Here we go home mail. I haven't
Speaker 1: told nobody this, but y'all in Jesus is the subject line.
Speaker 1: I love it. Don't say my name please? All right?
Speaker 1: We never do? We want Brittany, Him, Mandy and Wheezy.
Speaker 1: I love, love love the podcast Wheezy, I too, Him
Speaker 1: and Imo Hoo. Y'all noticed. We love picking out these
Speaker 1: things that shout her out. I swear to God and
Speaker 1: if you go over when they give me compliments, but
Speaker 1: it's cool. I would never do Mandy, You're so pretty
Speaker 1: and you have to love her. And I decided to
Speaker 1: order one of those metal like butt plugs. I'll add
Speaker 1: a pick below with the words Daddy's Little slut engraved
Speaker 1: on it. The day got deliver, we were both so
Speaker 1: excited and I couldn't wait to shove it up my ass.
Speaker 1: So we put it in rain and errand came back
Speaker 1: home and got to fucking with the butt plugs still in.
Speaker 1: He made me come so hard, and for about thirty
Speaker 1: seven seconds, I was on cloud nine. I don't know
Speaker 1: how you calculated that this snapped out of my little dick.
Speaker 1: High Okay, that was really funny, and immediately went to
Speaker 1: go pull the plug out. In bitch, it was not
Speaker 1: in my ass. Is this Medina? No, no, she's pretty
Speaker 1: like Medina. Medina had a story just like this. Oh no,
Speaker 1: this is Medina. We searched all around and for about
Speaker 1: five minutes because I didn't want to believe it was
Speaker 1: still suck inside of me. Finally told me to bend
Speaker 1: over because he was gonna have to search for it. Now.
Speaker 1: Mind you, I'd never done anna before. And let me
Speaker 1: tell y'all something, I just knew I was going to
Speaker 1: pass the funk out. Okay. We had no luck, and
Speaker 1: at this point I start panic king, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, I'm gonna have to go to the
Speaker 1: emergency room. I was knee deep in my third year
Speaker 1: of getting my doctor bitch. Okay, so I was poor
Speaker 1: as fuck. I was hesitant ongoing because of finances, but
Speaker 1: he told me not to worry and he would take
Speaker 1: care of everything parenthesis all caps as he should. We
Speaker 1: get to the urgent care where there's two different doctors
Speaker 1: using a speculum like tool to open up my ass
Speaker 1: and try to get it out with their hand, to
Speaker 1: no availability. They then consulted with another doctor there and
Speaker 1: decided it would be best to send me to the hospital.
Speaker 1: They then called the e R to brief them and
Speaker 1: let them know. We run the way and at this
Speaker 1: point I'm so fucking embarrassed and my asshole was throbbing,
Speaker 1: but off to the hospital we go. As we get there,
Speaker 1: they called me back and take x rays and there
Speaker 1: it was the X ray tex nurses and doctors professional
Speaker 1: as they could, but they were all cracking the funk up.
Speaker 1: They told me that they had seen worse, but I
Speaker 1: felt like they were just saying that to make my
Speaker 1: whole ass feel better. After they reviewed the x rays,
Speaker 1: the doctor came in to tell me I would have
Speaker 1: to have the butt plug surgically removed and that they
Speaker 1: would be taking me back for surgery in the next hour.
Speaker 1: I had to go under anesthesia and after everything, they
Speaker 1: finally got it out. When I woke up, the doctor
Speaker 1: jokingly asked did I want to keep it, and I said,
Speaker 1: well no, and that was definitely a lie though, because
Speaker 1: I'm not done with but plugs. They monitored me for
Speaker 1: a few hours to make sure everything was fine, and
Speaker 1: then they discharged me. Finally we got home at five am.
Speaker 1: It was one of the one less days of my life.
Speaker 1: I contemplated calling my mom and dad so many times
Speaker 1: throughout the night, but I couldn't muster the courage to
Speaker 1: tell them I was sucking and got a plug stuff
Speaker 1: inside of me that I had to be removed. Ps.
Speaker 1: I was after using but but plucks a couple of
Speaker 1: months after. Took a bit to get over the fear.
Speaker 1: We just made sure to have a tail on the
Speaker 1: end of it. I also added pictures of what I
Speaker 1: look like, because I know y'all like to put a
Speaker 1: face with these stories. Not y'all me. Um. I was
Speaker 1: about to say, I don'na be giving a nobody looked like,
Speaker 1: I don't know why, I just don't. She's and I
Speaker 1: really felt, and she sent the butt plugs. Look at
Speaker 1: her a little stylish bit, right, Oh yeah, she is cute.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't think that's probably why I got stuck.
Speaker 1: And you know what, what I'm weak at is why
Speaker 1: she sent the receipt of the butt plug. She was like,
Speaker 1: these bitches ain't gonna believe it. No, but we want
Speaker 1: to see the X ray home, right, that's what I
Speaker 1: want to see. I know there was pictures. I want
Speaker 1: to see what that looked like in her anus canal.
Speaker 1: In her anus canal, it's the canal up to it.
Speaker 1: Probably got sick in to her testines because you know
Speaker 1: that's where the like wreck him, I guess is connected
Speaker 1: to the intestines, right, something like that. All right, well
Speaker 1: it's something like that. You know what's crazy? Um, I
Speaker 1: just so, I just bought a new butt plug. I
Speaker 1: have the middle one, the metal one that's also but duel,
Speaker 1: but it's a little small. I just got one that's
Speaker 1: a little bigger. And I'm like training my ass. I
Speaker 1: don't know for what marathon of dicks, but we'll be
Speaker 1: training when I'm with my man and we'll do the
Speaker 1: butt plug. Then we'll do like I had to just
Speaker 1: buy a seven and I got a little smaller dil
Speaker 1: do when we just went to the sex story. But
Speaker 1: then he'll go in and I'm like, but then he'll
Speaker 1: try to put the butt plug back in just to
Speaker 1: sit there as like a placeholder, and I'll be so
Speaker 1: scared because it's like, all right, the butt plug is
Speaker 1: just the beginner. But after you're done shoved yo dick
Speaker 1: and a dial doo in my ass too. I'm scared
Speaker 1: for you to put the butt plug back because now
Speaker 1: I feel like my asshole just gonna suck up the
Speaker 1: butt plug, and I like, I constantly be trying to
Speaker 1: check back there, like baby, still see the diamond is
Speaker 1: it's still showing like I need him to be on
Speaker 1: diamond wall, diamond the diamond wash. You see how she's
Speaker 1: Can you not laugh at her? I think she likes laughter.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should do diamonds as fact sake episode? Go
Speaker 1: check out that podcast. Can we do diamonds forever? For no?
Speaker 1: For what diamonds are forever? Okay? Um, I guess before
Speaker 1: we get out of here, UM, I do want to
Speaker 1: let you guys know that not only should you have
Speaker 1: a wonderful whole ass Memorial Day weekend since it is open,
Speaker 1: the hose is out. It is wax and vax season
Speaker 1: for you bitches. Um. I am finally having my official
Speaker 1: launch for the official box owner UH Products, So thank you.
Speaker 1: We've done a soft launch and it's just been tedious
Speaker 1: getting like I think we talked about this to a
Speaker 1: little bit UH on another episode, just Google ads and
Speaker 1: and how they treated like the products, because anything with
Speaker 1: sex is like like it's flagged by Google and the
Speaker 1: images of everything. So we saw launched it just to
Speaker 1: make sure, Yeah, we have butts here, but butt talks
Speaker 1: ruined by s c oh and we had to remove
Speaker 1: butts off of my site. So we saw launched it
Speaker 1: maybe like a month a month and a half ago.
Speaker 1: But we are finally doing our official launch with all
Speaker 1: of our products. So we have the Yummy Box which
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Speaker 1: then we also have official UM not Virus Spring summer launch.
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Speaker 1: our products in a bundle UM. So we are having
Speaker 1: our official launch Memorial Day weekend sail so no promo
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Speaker 1: buy two or more, moving forward is ten percent off.
Speaker 1: UM and there's just a lot. I would love for
Speaker 1: y'all to try it. We also have clearance boxes, so
Speaker 1: I've been able to compile three UH clearance boxes from
Speaker 1: each of the three products, each of the products that
Speaker 1: were in the last three boxes. UM. So there are
Speaker 1: smaller price point items, but I was able to have leftovers.
Speaker 1: So if you weren't able to get a box, we
Speaker 1: have clearance boxes that will be up for Memorial Day weekends,
Speaker 1: so go to official box owner dot com. And that
Speaker 1: was a lot. So wheezy, you have things. You have
Speaker 1: another podcast, but you also have something else dropping in
Speaker 1: a week. Are you able to announce it? You already
Speaker 1: announce it on Instagram, but I was stuck for a second.
Speaker 1: Sex Cells. I have a TV show coming at you, guys.
Speaker 1: I've seen a bunch of Instagram trailers. Hopefully the photo
Speaker 1: shoot that I take will be out. I really wanted
Speaker 1: to be nice and Sudi and slooty on FUSE, so
Speaker 1: try to figure out how you can get you. We're
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Speaker 1: have for fact sake and see the thing is So
Speaker 1: we will have a break at this point through Sunday.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they can't, because then you also have to
Speaker 1: catch up on our bonus concept, our Patreon um. And
Speaker 1: not only do we have four extra bonus episodes every
Speaker 1: month on Patreon, we are also doing, like I said earlier,
Speaker 1: this episode a volog version of what this looks like
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, So you get to see us make
Speaker 1: business decisions, talk about Patreon. You get to see us
Speaker 1: interact with our guests that we have on the show,
Speaker 1: and apparently you also get to see us argue. So uh,
Speaker 1: we are going to leave you guys with a five
Speaker 1: minute bonus clip from our Patreon. You can get there
Speaker 1: by going to patreon dot com back slash Fourrible Decisions.
Speaker 1: Um check out this clip. And this has been yet
Speaker 1: another episode of Four Decisions. I I it is a cinema,
Speaker 1: and y'all, I'm not gonna hold y'all. We kind of
Speaker 1: skimped y'all on the Bonding Cinema, but I am excited
Speaker 1: to look into this because you just, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so much to but also and even in me
Speaker 1: having the kind of you know, I guess argument that
Speaker 1: I just had over this lifestyle. I think it's gonna
Speaker 1: be exciting these different like Polly things because the Snowdon's
Speaker 1: season one DIDs thing I thought was amazing. Anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: if you didn't know, this month's cinema is going to
Speaker 1: be Seeking Sister Wife. But now if you don't watch it,
Speaker 1: don't worry, because honestly, I think we can do our
Speaker 1: best to explain it pretty good. It's a reality show.
Speaker 1: It's about three families and it carries over three seasons,
Speaker 1: so I actually think you guys will be okay. It's
Speaker 1: not like we're doing crazy spoilers. It's just reality. So
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get into the Vanilla Shaw really quick. Um.
Speaker 1: We talked about NSFW all the time, and I just
Speaker 1: found an article in the New York Post about a
Speaker 1: sex club that's about to reopen s n CTM with
Speaker 1: a wild orgy masquerade. Um, so on may Well, it's
Speaker 1: actually a few weeks this weekend ship Well, I said,
Speaker 1: after three hiatus, they return with erotic experiences, a sensuous reunion,
Speaker 1: and the most for the most esteemed pleasure seekers, adding
Speaker 1: that five hundred to eight thousand dollar tickets are limited.
Speaker 1: If you want to see their fuck out of here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say my ass at the motherfucker. F W Well,
Speaker 1: I get the plug, Mike. I want to talk to
Speaker 1: Daniel about this ship so bad when he on an episode.
Speaker 1: But anyway, individual guests. The staff selects each guest to
Speaker 1: create a dynamic for the event. That's okay is that
Speaker 1: the Elite Orgy will be the first to christen their
Speaker 1: new Manhattan penthouse location, a sleek triplex away from Plant
Speaker 1: prying eyes. UM. The website warns that the details may change,
Speaker 1: so who No, they may not go on May fifteen
Speaker 1: because of the code nineteen. Masks are not optional only
Speaker 1: these won't be the surgical variety. Under the cover of masks.
Speaker 1: Members are free to observe, explore, and indulge. The dress
Speaker 1: code is black tie or lingerie, reminiscent of eyes wide shut. Now,
Speaker 1: despite the precautions, they're finding the events to be absolutely superb.
Speaker 1: They also we're out in l A UM years ago
Speaker 1: UM chapters across the world London, Moscow, Miami, Kiev, Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Let them know this membership fucking fee for the year
Speaker 1: my Nigga seventy five thousand dollars to get all access
Speaker 1: Nigga and Japanese Boukacki erotic fire Eaters. Now, I mean,
Speaker 1: we know I'm into one of those. But what I
Speaker 1: will say is I did see something before on either
Speaker 1: YouTube or whatever about inside of a sex club and
Speaker 1: he was something in l a and they had masks on,
Speaker 1: and I really do think that was the place. Um,
Speaker 1: but that ship is just high as fuck. It doesn't
Speaker 1: even make sense, dude, Like, I don't even understand how
Speaker 1: it could be that much. Um. Anyway, So, as always
Speaker 1: on a cinema, we talked about somebody we would fuck.
Speaker 1: Who would you fuck from Seeking Sister Wives if you
Speaker 1: had to pick? I mean, uh, the Snowden, the only
Speaker 1: black guy on there, the dreadhead. He's actually he has
Speaker 1: he's not He's not a bad look and what's crazy
Speaker 1: is out of the couple. I think he's more attractive
Speaker 1: than she and her. I do too, and but I
Speaker 1: think it was funny looking. She does be looking cute,
Speaker 1: but to me, she just has a steak attitude. I
Speaker 1: don't like her energy. Her energy just seems aw. So
Speaker 1: it's interesting you said that because I didn't like her
Speaker 1: for a while. I started with season two. I started
Speaker 1: a season one and I wasn't Now I finished it,
Speaker 1: but um, it wasn't available on the TLC yet I
Speaker 1: had to pay seven dollars on YouTube divide the season
Speaker 1: I watched sing Yeah, but I was like I needed
Speaker 1: it that but that's not I know. I'm addicted. Now.
Speaker 1: I do have some Seeking Sister Wife news for anyone
Speaker 1: that's watched season three. So they married this gorgeous woman
Speaker 1: from South Africa? Who is they? Um, the Snowden's and
Speaker 1: Dmitri snowdon Um is divorcing his third wife another chapter. Um,
Speaker 1: that's what it's problematic in the pandemic. So it's something
Speaker 1: interesting about season three. Um, it's happening right now, like
Speaker 1: we're watching it right and all I know is she
Speaker 1: moves from South Africa before the pandemic ends. And there's
Speaker 1: another girl. So they've got two new wives in the house.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, they went from season one to dating women
Speaker 1: to now there's two wives. Oh bit. Season two is
Speaker 1: good too. They marry somebody, have a whole wedding, like
Speaker 1: the girl with the gap with the five kids. Did
Speaker 1: they end up being with her? No? Oh, the second
Speaker 1: wife is gorgeous.