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Speaker 3: This losing streak is. But what I mean, what do

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Speaker 2: Unbelievable, God, that we gotta go away back to baseball.

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Speaker 2: Bro Like free agency is just about over with dog,

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Speaker 1: I mean, the Nash is in the second quarter, I

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Speaker 1: I want to know, like what this experience is like

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Speaker 1: And this is the worst we've ever I think I've

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Speaker 2: Man, we we we we do have someone lined up,

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Speaker 3: You know, we arranged that back when we didn't know

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Speaker 3: Man, Ellen Poe was he was tortured by incest and

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Speaker 4: We're like the same dude, drunk and broken, sad.

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Speaker 6: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and the story of Dragonfly Jones, like here he

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Speaker 3: let's put some historical context on this, piston and shit.

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Speaker 3: They're currently sitting in a losing streak of twenty three

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Speaker 4: I think the Raptors could be a sneaky possible.

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Speaker 6: Three of their next nine games. Only three of their

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Speaker 1: When they said it's hard to beat a team twice

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Speaker 4: That is true.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have that team in mind, because they wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as it turns out, it hasn't been that hard

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Speaker 1: The social media team, lean in to trash are, let's

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Speaker 1: you feel me, that's all you can do. I think

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Speaker 3: Lean well, if you're if you're on the Detroit Pistons

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Speaker 3: social media team, I know it's been a difficult two

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Speaker 3: months in figuring out what to do. Please just give

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Speaker 3: a game day and we'll promote it. Like what.

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Speaker 1: More engagement than you had your time your social media That.

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Speaker 3: Are sincere apologies Detroit Pistons. Yeah, anyway, God bless bro.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Someone did point out that the Wingstop logo,

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it used to be right under the score, real big,

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Speaker 1: Does that really affect wing Stop?

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Speaker 2: When wing Stop is like offering free fucking wing wingless

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Speaker 2: when wing Stop Wingstop's gonna take a hit, what's that

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Speaker 2: a hello, goddamn boneless wings.

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Speaker 1: Just saying like, you know, you're trying to get Wingstop

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Speaker 1: if they're winning what fifteen games, nobody's paying attention to

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Speaker 3: Yes, they're getting a lot of discussion.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why they moved further away, but Tyler,

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Speaker 3: Well, that's what we're talking about, is they're moving it

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Speaker 3: I feel like that. I feel like that's a good thing.

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Speaker 3: generating some fresh for wingstop. It's not that disrespectful to

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Speaker 3: sad like because if you're a Lakers fan in southern

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Speaker 3: I do, is like that's part of the culture of like,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It's in Detroit. It's just

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Speaker 3: like for two months, you're like, I need these boneless wings.

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Speaker 3: I can't have them.

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Speaker 1: Just go by the wings.

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Speaker 4: There will be no wings this Christmas.

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Speaker 2: That's for the poem to write about Bro Christmas, because

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Speaker 2: there is no joy in Detroit.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 3: All right, we got a grab bag of NBA topics

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Speaker 3: from last night. I'll just read you these and y'all

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Speaker 3: can decide what you want to talk about. SGA hit

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Speaker 3: a game winner, cold game winner against the Nuggets. Hegan

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Speaker 3: Murray had eleven straight threes for the Kings, which sets

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Speaker 3: me on the arc in the game, and Steph Curry

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Speaker 3: with a vintage flip switch switch flip to beat the

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Speaker 3: nets with thirty seven points. What caught your guy's eye

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Speaker 3: on Saturday night?

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Speaker 2: You know, Steph still out here carrying that fucking team.

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Speaker 2: When Draymond sucks up a story as old as time, Right,

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Speaker 2: SGA man talk, I feel like he he might be underrated,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, I feel like we

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Speaker 2: And I feel like, you know, of course, I don't

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Speaker 2: I think everyone knows this is a team who, if

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: I think that people are very high on Okay see.

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Speaker 2: But That'sga. That dude is different, man.

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Speaker 1: One thing I love him about him is like how

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Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to like ruin anybody's streams. Hey,

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Speaker 1: eight year old, he can't be Step. I'm not trying

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Speaker 1: to do that, bro. But I mean, can't you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you want to emulate a player,

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Speaker 3: All right, we got the truly insane news, and I

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Speaker 3: to play professional football, three months after tearing his achilles.

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Speaker 3: This has inspired everything from conspiracy theories that he actually

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Speaker 4: They see this season is washed.

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Speaker 2: No, first of all, like I want you, I want

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Speaker 2: This is him just coming, you know, wanting to come

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Speaker 1: Like you're rushing back at forty years old to play

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00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,439
Speaker 1: fucking football. I fell down a single step yesterday and

438
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,640
Speaker 1: I sat there for like two minutes just to check

439
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,679
Speaker 1: all my body parts. I can't it, y'all. I was

440
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 1: just that was the most fear I felt in my life.

441
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 1: I thought, when I looked at my foot, my shit

442
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 1: was going to be like this a single step. This

443
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 1: nigga is forty, just had an achilles tear and running

444
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,879
Speaker 1: to get three hundred pound man barreling at him insane

445
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,200
Speaker 1: to prove who prove was ridiculous.

446
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 3: I just completely like, I don't have any faith in

447
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 3: this happening, But I wish we as a society would

448
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 3: have the maturity too. If he is trying to make

449
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 3: any kind of a point about medical science or medical professionals,

450
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,440
Speaker 3: as Tyler was saying, like he got the best surgeon

451
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 3: to do this surgery because he's Aaron Rodgers. You didn't

452
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,360
Speaker 3: get someone who runs counter to the medical science profession.

453
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 3: You got the guy.

454
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 1: You didn't get a guy, You got the guy.

455
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,880
Speaker 3: You know, like if Fauci is the guy in virology,

456
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 3: which he is, you got the guy for achilles tears.

457
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 3: And because you trusted him and let him perform surgery

458
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 3: on your achilles, you are going to be back faster

459
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 3: than anyone thought possible. That is the proof of the

460
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:22,199
Speaker 3: medical science profession, not counter to it. All right, I

461
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 3: want to talk about the moments, whether it's as a

462
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 3: parent or as a human being, But like regular life

463
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 3: moments when you wish you had a documentary crew following you,

464
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 3: I would tell you as good friends of theirs. I

465
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 3: wish I had footage of Tyler drunk outside the Poe House.

466
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 3: And I really wish I had footage of John falling

467
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 3: down a single stair yesterday, because I bet that shit

468
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 3: was funny as fun.

469
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: That's some asshole high moment to my lowest moment.

470
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 3: How did you fall down the step?

471
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 1: I was keeping up with what's going on overseas, you

472
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 1: feel me, and I was tripping off of that and

473
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: forgotten literally up there figuratively literally and forgot there was

474
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 1: a step there and failed, like fail like so quickly

475
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 1: that I didn't have a chance to break the fall.

476
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: Like I was on the ground before I knew my

477
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: knee went straightened around. I literally thought my foot was

478
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: gonna be facing the opposite way. I thought I was

479
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: gonna look like you know what we used to do

480
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: to our action figures, bro, You feel me like the

481
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: fear was was was worse than the actual pain, you

482
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean.

483
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm forty, so you know how that happened

484
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,239
Speaker 3: last year when I was running more thing so like

485
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 3: when Sony, when Sony like has a booboo, week said

486
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 3: we can give her special lotion, you know, what I mean,

487
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 3: And so I felt I had sob me yesterday.

488
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, so soby goes you felt down and then I

489
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: myself up and she comes to me. She says, you

490
00:23:55,480 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: need special lotion, and I just so many Dad, okay,

491
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: through very much. But you're so sweet. That's so sweet, bro,

492
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: you need special loss.

493
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 3: But that's so funny because to you, I mean, what

494
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 3: as adults, we fall down like once a decade or something.

495
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: Actually, remember I think I panted. I don't think I

496
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 1: think I panted because I don't remember that. I don't.

497
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: I haven't fell down in so long, right, you know

498
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: what I mean exact way.

499
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 3: But to a baby, it's like, oh, like daddy's doing

500
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,199
Speaker 3: my thing I do all the time, you know.

501
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: Like the last time I fell down was when I

502
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: tore up with teller tendon. That was I was. That

503
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 1: was twenty sixteen. That's the last so like I actually

504
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: did this. It was weird. I actually did the same thing.

505
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: I pushed back, like is everything working? I think, like

506
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: I have trouble from that moment. It's crazy.

507
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 3: I'm sure, No, I'm sure I'm sure you do. Like,

508
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 3: so I was the last time I fell down. I

509
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 3: was on a run, and it was just still like

510
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 3: you know, have a mile four or something. I didn't

511
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 3: clear a curb that I thought I was gonna clear

512
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 3: on it. But it's like you said, the fall happened

513
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 3: in you know, like when you when you think about falling,

514
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 3: which like, oh man, I'm like always thinking about like

515
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 3: being in an action movie. At some point during the day,

516
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 3: you think that there's time to do things, and there's

517
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 3: no time to do anything, just like you start to

518
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 3: fall and then you have fallen immediately like you said,

519
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 3: I think I there was someone who saw it happen

520
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 3: who thought that I was like really seriously injured because

521
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 3: I didn't move for like thirty seconds, and it was

522
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 3: exactly what you said. Wiggle your toes right, move your ankle,

523
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 3: flex your foot to see if your cat's okay. It's

524
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 3: like all the way up and then it was like, okay,

525
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 3: I think I'm all right. Somet I scraped my hands

526
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 3: up on the concrete.

527
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,959
Speaker 1: We used to be able to catch her fall at

528
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: least like in mid fall. I'd be like, oh, I'm

529
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: about a I'm about this is about to get me

530
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: fucked up. Let me do what I can, like even

531
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: riding bikes not like Papa Willie or do a jump

532
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: or some shit. I'd be like, oh, this is about

533
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: to get ugly. At least I could kind of brace

534
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 1: myself in some way. What was so weird was I'd

535
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: fallen before I thought to before I didn't even think

536
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 1: to brace myself. My hands didn't go that. My hands

537
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: were still up with my knee at the ground. I'm

538
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 1: done for over there.

539
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 3: If there had been a death pit there, you were

540
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 3: not gonna swing your way across all right.

541
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: All the situations that I think about that, I'm certain

542
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: I could make it out of cooked cooked?

543
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 3: No chance, bro, Yeah, I don't know. Uh. Have I

544
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,719
Speaker 3: ever told you how I dislocated my shoulder?

545
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: No? When was this?

546
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 3: I was eighteen? Okay, So I had three surgeries on

547
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 3: my right ankle, one of them when I was a

548
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 3: senior in high school, A really major one right after

549
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 3: high school. Whether they like, they took bone out, and

550
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 3: it was like a just an injury to my ankle,

551
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 3: but the bottom of my whatever the tibia or fibula

552
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 3: is had snapped off and was like floating around in

553
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: the ankle.

554
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: So it was like you do, what are you doing?

555
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 3: Running? Just like being a teenager like nothing, I did

556
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: nothing to it. It was they think it was a congenital

557
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 3: that it was like the bone just grew too long basically,

558
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,199
Speaker 3: But so they tried to just pin it down with

559
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,719
Speaker 3: like an arthroscopic surgery and it didn't work. And so

560
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 3: probably because I was being a teenager and continuing to

561
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 3: play basketball and ship after I recovered, you know, after

562
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 3: I recovered. But like so the next surgery, it was

563
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 3: like they took they took the bone out and then

564
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 3: removed that ship and then put the bone back in.

565
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 3: I had like I don't know, like six deck screws

566
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 3: down one side of my leg and like two on

567
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 3: the other, and so I was just in bed. This

568
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 3: is actually when Sharon I started dating when I was eighteen.

569
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 3: It was like she just came over and like hung

570
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 3: out of the house. So yes, yes, our second day,

571
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 3: she pushed me on a wheelchair to go see a movie.

572
00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 3: But but anyway, I dislocated my shoulder while I was

573
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 3: recovering from that surgery by falling out of bed and

574
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 3: trying to catch myself with my left arm.

575
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh you was all even all for a long time, bro.

576
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 1: That's like what you do in an old folks home.

577
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Right effectively? Yes, I try

578
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 3: to catch myself, but if you fall in your arm

579
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 3: is behind you, then it's just like like pops up,

580
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So there was a good

581
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 3: three weeks there where I was in a wheelchair with

582
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 3: my left arm in a sling that was like a

583
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 3: eighteen at eighteen. So that would be an example of

584
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 3: a moment I do not want footage of, although it

585
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 3: would be objectively hilarious and I'm sure my kids would

586
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 3: find it to be the funniest thing ever. But the

587
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 3: moment I was thinking of that I wish I had

588
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 3: footage of was Maya got her ears pierced a little

589
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 3: while ago. And there's a whole level of care that

590
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 3: I'm learning about having a daughter that goes into how

591
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 3: you have to keep the piercing clean, and you have

592
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 3: there's only certain a certain earring that she has to

593
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 3: wear that like she is safe for her to have

594
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,239
Speaker 3: in all the time. And but she's she is a

595
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 3: real baby about pain because she's my daughter. So while

596
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: our son, we were giving the speech before he got

597
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 3: you know, before he got vaccines and stuff like that

598
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 3: about pain is temporary and it's okay to hurt, and

599
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 3: so kaya feel bad about hurting and then it's okay

600
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 3: to feel better like all this other stuff. With our daughter,

601
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: I was just like holding her and staring at the

602
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 3: nurse like if she feels the needle, like I am

603
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 3: going to kill you, you know, so I'm going to die.

604
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 3: So she hasn't been like sensitized desensitized to it or whatever.

605
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 3: And so anyway, she was like really strug she was

606
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 3: really struggling. But it was it was getting the point

607
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: where Shar was like doing the cleaning or changing the

608
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: earrings for it in the mornings before she had to

609
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 3: go to work. So she was like making Shar late

610
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: because she was like like running away like nope, like

611
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 3: we're not doing it, you know. And and so I

612
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 3: gave her a speech that was like it's like any

613
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 3: given Sunday speech. Man, it was okay, all right, I

614
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: was I need but I wish I had video because

615
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: she was locked in like she had like I could

616
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 3: see her eyes were like shining a little wet. But

617
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 3: I was like, I wish I could tell you that

618
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 3: you were going to have a life with no pain

619
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 3: in it, Like there are parents who tell their kids

620
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 3: that and they are lying. I cannot lie to you

621
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 3: because I love you and I need you to be

622
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 3: able to go in the world and handle a little

623
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 3: bit of pain, because if you don't change it, it's

624
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 3: gonna get infected and it's going to be so much worse.

625
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 3: And that's what life is like. We have to go

626
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 3: through a little bit of shit to get to the

627
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: stuff that's better. And if you don't go through it,

628
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 3: it makes it If you put off dealing with that,

629
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 3: it makes it so much worse, you know. Like but

630
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 3: I was, I was like, but while she was eating breakfast,

631
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 3: and she was like yeah, and then the next day

632
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: and then the next day she sucked it out. So

633
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 3: I was like, man, I wish I had the like

634
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 3: that was such a great like moment, you know what I.

635
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: Mean, somewhere after that ship like in the mirror, Like

636
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: what the fucking super dad, nigga? You know what I'm saying, Like.

637
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 3: I just anytime you do great as a dad, I

638
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 3: just like sent text, you know what I mean. I

639
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 3: didn't really like let myself. I don't know, like feel

640
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 3: like good about it, but I wish.

641
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: I'm picturing Mike do the Austin Reason go into his

642
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: office with all the comic books around him. Him, that's

643
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: me flexing it there and then getting back to writing.

644
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: But I want to know from your guys. Is like

645
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 3: I said, I want the I've said the footage that

646
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 3: I want, But what's what's the everyday moment, Like what's

647
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 3: a moment where you're like this is me? Like I

648
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 3: wish I could immortalize this, you know, Like, what's what's

649
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 3: the moment you need on video?

650
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: Just just something in our everyday lives now, like on

651
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: our day to day routine.

652
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, or I mean if you have some like some

653
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 3: moment like that that you could think of, Like I

654
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: don't know, I just think it's it's we're not that

655
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 3: far away. Like I was at a track meet with

656
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 3: the kids on Saturday and there was a guy there

657
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 3: filming his like three year old daughter running a sixty

658
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 3: meters sprint. But he had like a five thousand dollars

659
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 3: camera rig Like he had the Jimble and the Extendo

660
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 3: microphone and it was one of those cameras you carry

661
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: and you can like run around with it and stuff.

662
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 3: And I was just like I said to shar I

663
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 3: was like, this shit is so crazy, bro. And she

664
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 3: looked at me and said, if that girl becomes an Olympian,

665
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 3: that footage is gonna be fire as fuck. Like we're

666
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 3: not that far away from having documentary level footage of

667
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 3: every moment of our lives, you know what I mean.

668
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's every day, but it's like when

669
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 2: I get in that zone where I'm like running a

670
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: joke into the ground and irritating my wife, I feel

671
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 2: like I'm at like a master at work in those moments.

672
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 2: Like I remember when Beyonce first dropped Renaissance and on

673
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 2: America's Got a problem, right, Like Beyonta says that booty

674
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: gonna do what it wants to, and I would just

675
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 2: like drop that shit in just like a regular conversation

676
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 2: and and just annoy the shit out of my wife,

677
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: just just random saying it. But hey, you know that

678
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,719
Speaker 2: that booty gonna do what it wants to, that it

679
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 2: is what it is, right, and just driving her insane.

680
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 2: So I would say, yeah, when I get in the

681
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: zone like that and I just run a joke into

682
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: the ground and irritate my wife, bro, Like that is

683
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: one of one of my most proud moments when I

684
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 2: when I reached that zone.

685
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 3: Dog is it the Simpsons side show Bob Rake thing

686
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 3: where it goes from funny to not funny to really

687
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 3: not funny to hilarious, or does it just get progressively

688
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 3: less funny?

689
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

690
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 2: It It usually starts off funny, right, Like she usually

691
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 2: enjoys the joking. She's like, all right, man, you're running

692
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 2: it into the ground and that only encourages me, right, correct, Yeah,

693
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 2: that's not the way to handle that.

694
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 7: But yeah, I mean for me, I think as far

695
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 7: as video would be of Sony, but like we are,

696
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 7: she's only too so we're still recording every single thing

697
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 7: fucking thing.

698
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Speaker 1: Basically. I remember when I was like in I was

699
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: like twenty one or something, and I thought, I wish

700
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: my life was scored by like Miles Davis. I was like,

701
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: I could walk around with Miles Davis playing. I think

702
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: all situations would be easier or less as somebody that

703
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 1: grew up with an anxiety, I'd have less anxiety, you know

704
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: what I mean. So that's that's the one you said.

705
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 3: What that's fascinating that you feel like it would make

706
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 3: you less anxious.

707
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: I think I feel like if I'm playing jazz, you know,

708
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm in the background and it gives like it added put.

709
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: I mean, there's some things where I should be anxious,

710
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: like if a bear is fucking chasing me. You know

711
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: what I mean, play the bear chasing Miles Davis. You

712
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: feel me. But if there's like like if the situation

713
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 1: is playing the jazz that it needs to be played

714
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: for the situation, it'll keep me with you know, from

715
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 1: feeling like a bear is chasing me when there's no

716
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: bear chasing me. You feel what I'm saying. So I

717
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: feel like that will keep me more locked into you know,

718
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: the reality of the situation where and rather than where

719
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 1: my brain is going, you feel me?

720
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 3: We just study your brain though, That's that would never

721
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 3: have I mean, I completely understand what you're saying, but

722
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 3: that would never have occurred to me as like a

723
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 3: way to like like release anxiety. You know what I mean.

724
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 3: That's that's a fascinating thought.

725
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: I think I have where my brain works. We talk

726
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: meybe Ill sent you that video, so I'm I kind

727
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: of questioned how my brain works, right, you know what

728
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: I mean? I say, I sent you all that little

729
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 1: article or whatever, and how like I think in photos

730
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: and have to speak to I mean, I think in

731
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: images and have to speak to images. But the reason

732
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: why I'll talk and jump into another topic without finishing

733
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 1: that sentence is because another image. Images are constantly popping

734
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: into my fucking head, you know what I mean. So

735
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: it's good when I'm doing creative shit, but unless I'm

736
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 1: like super locked in or like enthusiastic or something like,

737
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm always have images going into my brain or into

738
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: my I guess this is dolta that anyway.

739
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but know that, But that does fascinate me because

740
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 3: the three of us talked about that about the like

741
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: the different that the brain processes and thinks things like

742
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't ever think in images like if

743
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 3: like when I'm writing, if I'm trying to like be

744
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 3: avocay about something, I can call something up or I

745
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 3: can create one in my head. But it's just a

746
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: straight it's straight words, you know what I mean. Like

747
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 3: all the like when when when we found out that

748
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 3: not everyone has an inner monologue, I had to like

749
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 3: sit there and just think about it for like five

750
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 3: minutes because it's like every When I was like six

751
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 3: years old, I was like I have to get out

752
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 3: of bed like thinking it, you know what I mean, Like.

753
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah in my head and then doing it.

754
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 3: But like I just can't imagine just waking up and

755
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 3: standing up with no.

756
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: Way people don't have inner monologues like that.

757
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a out of the studies, like not everybody,

758
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 3: not everybody has them. And I mean think about it

759
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 3: makes sense like if we like human beings existed for

760
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 3: quite some time without true like verbal language, so they

761
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 3: had to have been getting out of I don't know,

762
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 3: it wasn't bed, but you know what I mean, they

763
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 3: had to have been like getting up and eating or

764
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: pooping without thinking I have to poop, you know what

765
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:57,439
Speaker 3: I mean?

766
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I have an inner monologue, but

767
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: it doesn't like I'll sell say, tell myself like I've

768
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: got a bed, but I'll see myselking out of bed.

769
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Speaker 1: I don't.

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00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 4: It's not I do that.

771
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 3: That's that's what. That's just like so fascinating to me.

772
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 2: But I mean things in both ways, right, Like I

773
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 2: think I think in words and images, like I like, shit,

774
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: I'm thinking right now, like how I want some pizza today,

775
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 2: And that's a sentence in my mind, like I want

776
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 2: pizza and I'm thinking of like I'm visualize in a

777
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 2: beautiful ass pepperoni slice. You know what I'm saying, so

778
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 2: so I get it. I do like both, you know.

779
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's why I write differently I talk.

780
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'll be a pizza this.

781
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 3: I just got craving pepperoni pizza at eight fifty three

782
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 3: in the morning, Sunday pizza.

783
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: But I think that's why I write differently from how

784
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: I talk, because I have time to sit and like

785
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: you don't, you don't hear the thoughts fighting in my

786
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: fucking head when I'm writing. Yeah, you know what I mean.

787
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 3: Sorry, No, yeah, all right. We're gonna wrap up with

788
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 3: our avid divine dookie better Tyler, thank you good for

789
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 3: not looking out. Thank you to whichever one of the

790
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 3: Jenkins and Jones listeners suggested that to me.

791
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 8: On Twitter, even divine trademark sign, Tyler, I would I

792
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 8: would venture that you are the top trademark sign humorist

793
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 8: in American history.

794
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 3: Broy, I don't.

795
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: I don't even want to do my home, but I

796
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: feel like I really got that ship popping in the Twitter,

797
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 2: like nobody would trademarking ship before me.

798
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 9: But you know, all right, Tyler, you're a dookie butt

799
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 9: of the week, I'm probably going with with Kobe Covinton,

800
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 9: m m A right talking about.

801
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 4: It, Yeah, talk to all that ship.

802
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 2: This motherfucker went to the goddamn you know, to a

803
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 2: pre fight presser and a goddamn Uncle Sam suit talking

804
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 2: ship got his ass beat.

805
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 4: In his career is probably over because.

806
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 3: He's a huge He's a huge Trump guy, right, like

807
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 3: walked in with the maga hat.

808
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, he got his ass beat. It's like his

809
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 2: third loss of five fights, he's done. He's it's over

810
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: for him. And this motherfuckers went at Lebron it was

811
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 2: like you know you you you you stole a billion

812
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 2: dollars from this country. You can't even stand for the pledge.

813
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, what the fuck type of twenty fourteen ass.

814
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 4: Scrift is this?

815
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 2: Like like we've been here, we've done this, Like you

816
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 2: are just being a dead fucking horse. And I know

817
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: the whole point of of this ship is to build

818
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 2: hype for your fights, but it's like, dog like, it's

819
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: like we're so past that stage. It feel I feel

820
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 2: like he was just you know, bringing up all the

821
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 2: old material and and he was a dickhead and did

822
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 2: you see the slick shit he said to Homie up.

823
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 1: Talk about that, yeah, about about.

824
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 2: His dead popsing about you know you're talking about you know, yeah,

825
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna site you to hell. Maybe can say how

826
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 2: do your pops while you're there? Like, come on, man, yeah,

827
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 2: so good rint to that dude. I hope you never

828
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 2: see him again.

829
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: I mean, he's been a fucking dickcad. Yeah, he's been

830
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: in even the a fan base, which you know, genuinely

831
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 1: kind of like it seems are fans of dickhead shit

832
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: like that. The fact he has a fan base is

833
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: insane to me. They were like, you fucking tweak it

834
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: when he said that ship, Like who in their right

835
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: mind was gonna think that was funny? You know what

836
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: I mean? Like that was you had to have researched

837
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: and known about that and then thought to say that,

838
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: and then before prior to the situation, knew you were

839
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: gonna say that. I mean, it's just some such a

840
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: true evil asshole ship. And I'm I don't give a

841
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: fuck about MMA for real, bro. I watched maybe two

842
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: MMA fights every every decade, you know what I'm saying. Like,

843
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: and I got up this morning and checked to see

844
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: if his ass got his ass because I had a

845
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: vested interest in this motherfucking his ass right to hearing

846
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: him say that type shit. I already don't fuck with him,

847
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: but yeah, man, that was horrible, and so yeah, shout

848
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: out to Leon bro Yea for the whole team beating

849
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: that nigga week ass. I mean it, Kobe a dog.

850
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 1: I think he has a fun two years because he

851
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 1: he was waiting for a champions championship fight. He wanted

852
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 1: a belt fight, you know what I mean. It hasn't

853
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: fought in a while, but uh, fuck him, man, I'm

854
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: glad he got his ass.

855
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 3: I also read he he is a huge Trump fan,

856
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 3: and I read so Donald Trump was there, and I

857
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 3: read that, you know, there were some quotes that he

858
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 3: was like maybe he was like too nervous fighting in

859
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 3: front of Donald Trump, which I think is like the

860
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,959
Speaker 3: funniest fucking ship ever.

861
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 1: Like a suposed to put their belt on him, said

862
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: Trump's gonna put the belt on me when I take

863
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: it from me.

864
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Dana White to put the cherry on

865
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 3: top of the of the of the right people crying

866
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,439
Speaker 3: the right kind of tears for my personal taste, Dana

867
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 3: White said, yeah, Trump was never gonna do that. That's

868
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: fucking funny as well. All right, John here, dukie buy

869
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 3: of the week.

870
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: Have you heard about the dude that got swallowed by

871
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: the whale?

872
00:41:54,400 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 3: No, Jonah noo. Well you talk about the little Homie Pinocchio.

873
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: You're thinking of Nemo, motherfucking Nemo.

874
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it's just said Pinocchio, Nemo, Pinocchio, no Nemo

875
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: from finding finding Nemo. Yeah, okay, anyway, so Homie got

876
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 1: swallowed by a whale, right, but I want to break

877
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: down the ship that's happened to him because he's a

878
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: he's a lobster fisherman, right, this ship had happened to

879
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: him prior. Oh, that's the guy that swallowed Will also

880
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: survived the plane crash, two Great White attacks, and being

881
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: stranded in the middle of the ocean. Bro, Why are

882
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 1: you still doing what you're doing, my nigga to get

883
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: to the point to get swallowed by well, like all

884
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: of that shit happened when.

885
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 3: He survived being swallowed by a whale.

886
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he survived. I mean the well came back up

887
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: this yeah all right, right this that yeah, this is

888
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: not not hot microscopic. Yeah, but yeah, he got he

889
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: got swallowed by a buy a will and then yeah,

890
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: it basically was like, no, this isn't what I wanted,

891
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: came back up and spit him out. Yeah. So he's

892
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 1: been inside of a whale, but prior to that, he's

893
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: been stranded in the fucking ocean, two Great White attacks

894
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: and two plane crashes, just because because he's him, you

895
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean, survived him. Bro. I'm just like, whoa,

896
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: what do you have to do? What's what's gonna have

897
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: to take place for you to stop doing that job?

898
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 3: It's whatever others could do trying to tell us something

899
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 3: about this man? You said, what the world is trying

900
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 3: to tell us something about this man?

901
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: Do you think he's Jesus?

902
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 3: No, I think he Christ's just he's the one that

903
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 3: gets away at the end of the Final Destination movie.

904
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 3: But like he like this dude is not supposed to

905
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 3: be on planet Earth. Bro. I mean two plane crashes

906
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 3: and uh will swallow you? What else? What was the

907
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 3: other way?

908
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: Stranded in the middle of the ocean and two Great

909
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: White attacks?

910
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 4: Bro?

911
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's lived like three Tom Hanks movies. You know,

912
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 2: he's like Captain Phillips. He's lived fucking castaway. Goddamn.

913
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: I mean, you got swallow about will right, and then

914
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: I saw this of another sh that happened, Brian. I'm like,

915
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: why are you still there? You got tacked by two

916
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: great whites and then you got straining the middle ocean

917
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: at one point? Why are you even there to get

918
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: swallowed by the world? Stay away, you feel me.

919
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna send the documentary crew that was coming to

920
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 3: film me talking to Maya the next time to go

921
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 3: follow that dude around.

922
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I was like, Bro, we we're

923
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: making all these fucking movies. There's a banger right here

924
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: that nobody's taking advantage.

925
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 3: There's a bad story there though. There's he's either the

926
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 3: best guy in the world or the worst guy in

927
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 3: the world. I haven't figured it out yet.

928
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: He's definitely got cocaine stuff in those in those lobsters.

929
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 4: Bro.

930
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: He's trafficking, for sure.

931
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 3: Bro.

932
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: Only that's the only thing that makes sense. And there's

933
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: an off money and that for you to get your

934
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: ass back in the water. It adds up.

935
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 3: But yeah, Jackson, your dookie butt of the week.

936
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 6: My dookieb out of the week, I feel like has

937
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 6: been one of our dookiebutes of the week multiple times

938
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 6: before is Twitter X.

939
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 4: I was just on.

940
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 6: I went on Sometimes I go on Twitter desktop before

941
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 6: I recording, so like see if I've missed anything or whatever.

942
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 6: And on the sidebar the left, it's like home, Explore, notifications, messages,

943
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 6: all the normal shit. And there's something I've never seen

944
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 6: before called Grock g r K, which is apparently something

945
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 6: that Premium Plus subscribers can use, which is x's most

946
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 6: advanced AI, and they've named it grock and like that

947
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 6: has little like examples like pull up, like what could

948
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 6: you use grock for?

949
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: And it's just Google.

950
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 6: It's like someone being like, who is Taylor Swift dating?

951
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 6: And it's just like based on our AI and the

952
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 6: Twitter stuff, it's Travis Kelsey tend it for the Chiefs.

953
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell do you need this for?

954
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 4: Gronk?

955
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 2: Isn't it the name of the like sir from Transform

956
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: with the t Rex gron I am Gronk.

957
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: I think it's trying to get people not to leave

958
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: the app, so instead of going to Google, you could

959
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: just go to like a Twitter version of it.

960
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 3: They're trying to get you to pay eight dollars a

961
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 3: month for a series.

962
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 6: It seems basically it seems like it.

963
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 3: I don't know. My dukie butt of the week might

964
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 3: be this cat. Bro. You need to chill the funk out, homies.

965
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: Give him that look though you should have two stuff.

966
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: I'm drinking. You can see my following his cat.

967
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh my gosh.

968
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 3: Chill the funk out, bro. All right, My dookie butt

969
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 3: of the week is uh, did y'all hear that there

970
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 3: was a video of a Republican Senate staffer, uh engaging

971
00:46:51,360 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 3: in sexual relations in the Senate hearing chambers. Yeah, Tyler, no, no, no, no,

972
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 3: it was a it was a dude and he was

973
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 3: getting uh bare backed. I guess it is the technical term.

974
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 3: And then like posted the video for.

975
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 4: So he he said, he only posted his group chat,

976
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 4: so there's a fungus.

977
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, so wait in his group.

978
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: Chat, he showed him to nebooty up. He sent there

979
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: to the HOMIESN that's group chats to be sitting like videos.

980
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 3: And not our group chat. Yeah, we're not in a

981
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 3: young you know, in Washington, d C. Launching our careers,

982
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 3: uh stage of our lives.

983
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: I guess I've got some in my dad.

984
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 4: So yeah, I don't think you got that one on

985
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 4: the on us government grounds. That's gez.

986
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. It was just one of those

987
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 3: like I just woke up and was like, what's everyone

988
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 3: talking about? Oh, that's what everyone's talking about.

989
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna tell y'all that would

990
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: never occur to me. I'm gonna tell y'all the wild

991
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: This is like an old Jiggins and Jones story. Like

992
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: so this is a throwback vibe right here. But this

993
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: is how what being young is. Right. It's not me,

994
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: it's the homie told me. It's the story. He was

995
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: in the club clapping right, you feel about trying to

996
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: clap he his body, you know what I'm saying. She

997
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: touted up. The club was kind of chill. They was

998
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,479
Speaker 1: ducked off in a little you know, doing some extra

999
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: voyeuristic type shit. So his nerves built up because they

1000
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: were you know, they were in a fucking club and

1001
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: he was about to clap the cheeks, right, So he

1002
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: said to get the joy in the vagina. He folded

1003
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 1: his when it got it, and then he got on.

1004
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 4: He folded.

1005
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: And then when it unfolded he was in the vagina,

1006
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: and that, you know, allowed him to get a direction.

1007
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: But that's what being young is. And when he said it,

1008
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: I laughed, But it didn't seem like the craziest thing.

1009
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: So this story is that wold. I guess if you have,

1010
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: if you have the opportunity to tune it up, maybe

1011
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: I would have. Maybe I have a friend that would

1012
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: have done that.

1013
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 3: I think the craziest thing on the clip of the

1014
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 3: video that I saw is that the lights are on.

1015
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 3: The lights are just on, like it's just like it's

1016
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 3: like lit for c Span to be recording. But you're

1017
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 3: telling me your friend put it in the way you

1018
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,760
Speaker 3: the way that like drywall anchor screws.

1019
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: But he told me it was so wild, but it

1020
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: was still funny. It wasn't It was a wild story,

1021
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: but it wasn't like not a hymn story. It was

1022
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 1: something that I expect coming from this Yeah.

1023
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, this crackhead cat. There's a.

1024
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: Beautiful cat.

1025
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 3: Yeah he's a good looking cat. His name is Brisket.

1026
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 3: So maybe that maybe he's just like naturally attracted to

1027
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 3: the sound of Tyler's voice. Don't bark your own, Brisket.

1028
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 3: All right, that's all the time we got. We'll be

1029
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 3: back on Thursday. We will see y'all then bye bye

1030
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: The volume