WEBVTT - My Auntie's Bike

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter subject, I

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<v Speaker 1>think my husband wants my sister. Won't you stop that?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, we're bringing around me nephew. Tommy is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's praying phone called what do you have, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>My aunties bike? Huh my aunties bike? Okay, okay, Auntie

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<v Speaker 1>on a bike? I don't know, don't, don't, don't say

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<v Speaker 1>nothing by my auntie my Aunties bike. Here it is hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach bond. And then this this this

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<v Speaker 1>K dub Man. Listen, dud do you know somebody to

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<v Speaker 1>live on? Yeah? My mama, my mom stayed on. Who

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<v Speaker 1>is this? Hey? This this K doub Man. My auntie

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<v Speaker 1>missed Tinsley, she live on. Now my auntie say you

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<v Speaker 1>came over here and stole a bicycle and some other

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<v Speaker 1>stuff out of her garage. Okay, Hold, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>who are you man? I stole a bike at somebody ground?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? Who is Kate? I don't know know?

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<v Speaker 1>Does this is Kay dub Man? My auntie Ms Tinsley

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<v Speaker 1>little down the street from your mama, and my agi

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<v Speaker 1>just got telling me you're the one came and when

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<v Speaker 1>I took a bike in a tool box of somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that groag man. First of all, I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>no damn miss Tinsley. And second round, I don't steal

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<v Speaker 1>your your auntie, Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody. Put

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<v Speaker 1>a point on the phone, man, put your amy on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. I ain't stole nothing from nowhere. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got She can't talk any can't talk to you. Why

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<v Speaker 1>she ain't talk? She said, I sold so no, my

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<v Speaker 1>ain't my auntie deaf. She signed lang with me and

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<v Speaker 1>told me that you don't want to stole stole the bike,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Auntie death And she told you she signing

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<v Speaker 1>with you and said I stole the bike. Why do

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<v Speaker 1>you get my noble hold on? Okay? She said, quit

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<v Speaker 1>all that damn lying. You know, damn well, you're the

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<v Speaker 1>one that stole the bike. Man holding So Auntie, it's

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<v Speaker 1>cussing me. I threw you in Sila. You're telling me

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<v Speaker 1>that I just stole the damn bike. Say man, First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I help you even get my number? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I got asked him from miss ain't your mama? Mr? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>mrs my mama. Okay, okay, well, look man, the people

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<v Speaker 1>down the street up, but then the New York number,

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<v Speaker 1>I told them I needed to talk to you soon

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<v Speaker 1>them I ain't he told me that that you was

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<v Speaker 1>the one that showed the bike out to grow Now. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't trying to can you kick that? Can you?

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<v Speaker 1>SI was back to your ain't it? Yeah? Back to her,

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<v Speaker 1>tell her that I said it. I ain't stole no ke.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? Tell you I ain't stole no damn

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<v Speaker 1>right now, man, grown man, I'm trying to tell her

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Wait a minute, Okay, hold on, she's saying something.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, you're black, just lying and you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you got that man. Look him, man, you ain'ty

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<v Speaker 1>street with nobody on the street. It's felt for my mama.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a grown man. So I gotta still a bike

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<v Speaker 1>for so deaf. She must be dumb too, she's deaf

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<v Speaker 1>fan dog. She's like, I sold so y'all' I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know, y'all what you ain't deaf and

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<v Speaker 1>dumb dude? Okay, my ain't you don't never lie? And

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<v Speaker 1>if Mrs Tennsy says that that that somebody took some

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<v Speaker 1>that dog, she's telling the truth. My ain't it gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be lying and just to be lying? Why she just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lie on you? Whych she gonna get you out?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>But I ain't got no reason to steal no bike. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta car that ain't paid for. I got, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a grown man. I'm trying to get cuts of that,

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<v Speaker 1>my son. So I'm gonna coming to somebody to road.

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<v Speaker 1>And still, Mike, did you crave it? You crazy? This

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<v Speaker 1>he is? May get out of my line with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, hold on, my Ain't you talk man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to see what she's saying. She said that

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<v Speaker 1>black No, damn well he took that bike and he

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<v Speaker 1>better bring that damn looking man, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you still on my line? Man, I ain't took no bike,

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<v Speaker 1>dumb ain't his line? Do you even start? Dona tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something? You're gonna respect my amy? Hey, man, you

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<v Speaker 1>canna respect me. You called my phone with them. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you're trying to get my together. You calling some

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<v Speaker 1>who aren't you? What are you? I don't know this

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<v Speaker 1>is I don't know who I'm man. I'm k dub everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>no ka dub I ain't never heard of no k

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<v Speaker 1>dub on in my life. My mom has been staying

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<v Speaker 1>on for fifteen years. I never heard no ka dug.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard no ms tensely, I heard by no deaf ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't seen no bike. Get off my line. Man, See,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't make me go down and steal something out

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<v Speaker 1>of miss house. If you don't bring that, then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>bike back. You got me. Bring somebody to my my bass.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to tell about my way over, there'll

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<v Speaker 1>find somebody. Come on by my house. My family is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be old for you. That dumb. Ain't you guys

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<v Speaker 1>who all the now and that gave you my nomber?

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody got me? We'll go this up. That's true. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you come by my mama's house. You're back now stepping

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<v Speaker 1>my mama. Glad you come by my mama. Play you work?

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<v Speaker 1>You got me up. You're gonna tell me to the

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<v Speaker 1>thought side. Come on my way right now. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how we stet on the phone and wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, wait a minute. What you're saying ain't it?

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<v Speaker 1>But I ain't say nobody scared of your craig say hey, yo, death,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't need to bring up outside. And I'll bet

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<v Speaker 1>you she heard him, Nicks, I'm gonna be putting on

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<v Speaker 1>your you know, I'll bet she's gonna be undeath today.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you get cued when you keep me whipping

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<v Speaker 1>your man. He literally, I ain't coming by myself on

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<v Speaker 1>the county. Gonna be there with me, Tommy, gonna help

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<v Speaker 1>me whop your way this time to tell me, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>man a few times from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>you just got pranked by your mama MS bureau. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>right there, man, Uh my mama. No, I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>nobody with a man. God, your mama, your my son

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<v Speaker 1>loved me to dell. He don't let you take care

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<v Speaker 1>of me. He don't let nothing go wrong with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't let nobody to mess with me. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>all you got to do that like you're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>something his mama. Man, Well, I don't see anything. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't see him because like I did. Man, guy, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the mirror sleep. I'm man for read y'all need this. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to go I with myself. Oh, tell

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<v Speaker 1>my mama. She wrong for that? To dude. What's up

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<v Speaker 1>that you do. You have to change, boy, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to change you, just like me before you love your mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't many. I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. Man without a doubt? Man, Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harve the morning show Man? Get you timing Man without doubt? Hey, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>tell my very I said, Hey, all right, I go.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna go drop off the little out of

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<v Speaker 1>dollars she wanted. You want to play games, my auntie

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<v Speaker 1>bit man, And I'm proud of you. Man. That's the trip.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Nashville, y'all in the in the September,

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<v Speaker 1>the neph You're gonna be in Nashville that September twenty night.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Get your tickets day on sale.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be at the comedy Club Zanies and kind of

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<v Speaker 1>help you all a little bit to Yes, sir, folks,

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<v Speaker 1>he's coming to do what he's good at. What your

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<v Speaker 1>stand up foolery and ignorance. He will not be. And

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<v Speaker 1>I repeat, answering any questions from the point that help.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling him what he's gonna do and don't

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<v Speaker 1>need all the stuff out from the crowd asking him,

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<v Speaker 1>no damn question. But Steve he needs to so he

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<v Speaker 1>can brush up. He fast man. But that's how you

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<v Speaker 1>were when Steve wasn't here. They were nervous, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they stay on on one thing trying to get it

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<v Speaker 1>instead of passing. So U no, he got me. So

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<v Speaker 1>are you smarter than a few time? You're nervous playing

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<v Speaker 1>against your uncle? Is that what you're saying? No, he

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<v Speaker 1>just faster. I ain't nervous him forever. Everybody's smarter and

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<v Speaker 1>faster than you. What's saying was the race wattest words,

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<v Speaker 1>smarter and fast. I'm not to me. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>feeling you're gonna win. You're gonna wear what I just

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<v Speaker 1>said it. I don't know what or w I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what or when, and I just know that one

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<v Speaker 1>day maybe he's gonna win something. All right, Thank you, nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letters subject I think my

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<v Speaker 1>husband wants my sister wo