1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter subject, I 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 1: think my husband wants my sister. Won't you stop that? 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,439 Speaker 1: Come on, we're bringing around me nephew. Tommy is here 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: with today's praying phone called what do you have, sir? 6 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: My aunties bike? Huh my aunties bike? Okay, okay, Auntie 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: on a bike? I don't know, don't, don't, don't say 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: nothing by my auntie my Aunties bike. Here it is hello, Hello, 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach bond. And then this this this 10 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 1: K dub Man. Listen, dud do you know somebody to 11 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: live on? Yeah? My mama, my mom stayed on. Who 12 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: is this? Hey? This this K doub Man. My auntie 13 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: missed Tinsley, she live on. Now my auntie say you 14 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: came over here and stole a bicycle and some other 15 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: stuff out of her garage. Okay, Hold, first of all, 16 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: who are you man? I stole a bike at somebody ground? 17 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,680 Speaker 1: Who is this? Who is Kate? I don't know know? 18 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: Does this is Kay dub Man? My auntie Ms Tinsley 19 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: little down the street from your mama, and my agi 20 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 1: just got telling me you're the one came and when 21 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 1: I took a bike in a tool box of somebody 22 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 1: that groag man. First of all, I don't even know 23 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 1: no damn miss Tinsley. And second round, I don't steal 24 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: your your auntie, Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody. Put 25 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 1: a point on the phone, man, put your amy on 26 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: the phone. I ain't stole nothing from nowhere. I ain't 27 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 1: got She can't talk any can't talk to you. Why 28 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: she ain't talk? She said, I sold so no, my 29 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: ain't my auntie deaf. She signed lang with me and 30 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: told me that you don't want to stole stole the bike, 31 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: you know, Auntie death And she told you she signing 32 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: with you and said I stole the bike. Why do 33 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: you get my noble hold on? Okay? She said, quit 34 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: all that damn lying. You know, damn well, you're the 35 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: one that stole the bike. Man holding So Auntie, it's 36 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: cussing me. I threw you in Sila. You're telling me 37 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: that I just stole the damn bike. Say man, First 38 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: of all, I help you even get my number? Man? 39 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:16,080 Speaker 1: I got asked him from miss ain't your mama? Mr? Yeah, 40 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: mrs my mama. Okay, okay, well, look man, the people 41 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: down the street up, but then the New York number, 42 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: I told them I needed to talk to you soon 43 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: them I ain't he told me that that you was 44 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: the one that showed the bike out to grow Now. Look, 45 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: I ain't trying to can you kick that? Can you? 46 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: SI was back to your ain't it? Yeah? Back to her, 47 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: tell her that I said it. I ain't stole no ke. 48 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: How about that? Tell you I ain't stole no damn 49 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: right now, man, grown man, I'm trying to tell her 50 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,239 Speaker 1: right now. Wait a minute, Okay, hold on, she's saying something. 51 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: She said, you're black, just lying and you know that. 52 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 1: Well you got that man. Look him, man, you ain'ty 53 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: street with nobody on the street. It's felt for my mama. 54 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: I'm a grown man. So I gotta still a bike 55 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: for so deaf. She must be dumb too, she's deaf 56 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: fan dog. She's like, I sold so y'all' I mean, 57 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: I don't even know, y'all what you ain't deaf and 58 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: dumb dude? Okay, my ain't you don't never lie? And 59 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: if Mrs Tennsy says that that that somebody took some 60 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: that dog, she's telling the truth. My ain't it gonna 61 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,519 Speaker 1: be lying and just to be lying? Why she just 62 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: gonna lie on you? Whych she gonna get you out? 63 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: And you know what, I don't know what's going on. 64 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: But I ain't got no reason to steal no bike. Now, 65 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: I gotta car that ain't paid for. I got, I 66 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: got a grown man. I'm trying to get cuts of that, 67 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: my son. So I'm gonna coming to somebody to road. 68 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: And still, Mike, did you crave it? You crazy? This 69 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: he is? May get out of my line with that. 70 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, my Ain't you talk man, 71 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what she's saying. She said that 72 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: black No, damn well he took that bike and he 73 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: better bring that damn looking man, I don't know what 74 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: you still on my line? Man, I ain't took no bike, 75 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: dumb ain't his line? Do you even start? Dona tell 76 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: you something? You're gonna respect my amy? Hey, man, you 77 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: canna respect me. You called my phone with them. I 78 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: mean you're trying to get my together. You calling some 79 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: who aren't you? What are you? I don't know this 80 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: is I don't know who I'm man. I'm k dub everybody, 81 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: no ka dub I ain't never heard of no k 82 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: dub on in my life. My mom has been staying 83 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: on for fifteen years. I never heard no ka dug. 84 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: I heard no ms tensely, I heard by no deaf ladies. 85 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,360 Speaker 1: I ain't seen no bike. Get off my line. Man, See, 86 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: you don't make me go down and steal something out 87 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: of miss house. If you don't bring that, then I'm 88 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: bike back. You got me. Bring somebody to my my bass. 89 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: If you want to tell about my way over, there'll 90 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: find somebody. Come on by my house. My family is 91 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: gonna be old for you. That dumb. Ain't you guys 92 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: who all the now and that gave you my nomber? 93 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: Everybody got me? We'll go this up. That's true. Do 94 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 1: you come by my mama's house. You're back now stepping 95 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: my mama. Glad you come by my mama. Play you work? 96 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: You got me up. You're gonna tell me to the 97 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: thought side. Come on my way right now. I don't 98 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: know how we stet on the phone and wait a minute, 99 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute. What you're saying ain't it? 100 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 1: But I ain't say nobody scared of your craig say hey, yo, death, 101 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 1: I ain't need to bring up outside. And I'll bet 102 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: you she heard him, Nicks, I'm gonna be putting on 103 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: your you know, I'll bet she's gonna be undeath today. 104 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: I bet you get cued when you keep me whipping 105 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 1: your man. He literally, I ain't coming by myself on 106 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: the county. Gonna be there with me, Tommy, gonna help 107 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: me whop your way this time to tell me, Tommy, 108 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: man a few times from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, 109 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:55,600 Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your mama MS bureau. Uh 110 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: right there, man, Uh my mama. No, I don't like 111 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: nobody with a man. God, your mama, your my son 112 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: loved me to dell. He don't let you take care 113 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 1: of me. He don't let nothing go wrong with me. 114 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: I don't let nobody to mess with me. He said, 115 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: all you got to do that like you're gonna do 116 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: something his mama. Man, Well, I don't see anything. I 117 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: don't see him because like I did. Man, guy, I'm 118 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: in the mirror sleep. I'm man for read y'all need this. Man, 119 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: I just want to go I with myself. Oh, tell 120 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 1: my mama. She wrong for that? To dude. What's up 121 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: that you do. You have to change, boy, you have 122 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: to change you, just like me before you love your mama. 123 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: Ain't many. I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. 124 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 125 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,919 Speaker 1: show in the land. Man without a doubt? Man, Steve 126 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: Harve the morning show Man? Get you timing Man without doubt? Hey, Man, 127 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: tell my very I said, Hey, all right, I go. 128 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: I was gonna go drop off the little out of 129 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 1: dollars she wanted. You want to play games, my auntie 130 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 1: bit man, And I'm proud of you. Man. That's the trip. 131 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: I'm going to Nashville, y'all in the in the September, 132 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: the neph You're gonna be in Nashville that September twenty night. 133 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 1: That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Get your tickets day on sale. 134 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: I'll be at the comedy Club Zanies and kind of 135 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: help you all a little bit to Yes, sir, folks, 136 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: he's coming to do what he's good at. What your 137 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: stand up foolery and ignorance. He will not be. And 138 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: I repeat, answering any questions from the point that help. 139 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: I'm just telling him what he's gonna do and don't 140 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: need all the stuff out from the crowd asking him, 141 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: no damn question. But Steve he needs to so he 142 00:07:52,800 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 1: can brush up. He fast man. But that's how you 143 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 1: were when Steve wasn't here. They were nervous, and then 144 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 1: they stay on on one thing trying to get it 145 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 1: instead of passing. So U no, he got me. So 146 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: are you smarter than a few time? You're nervous playing 147 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: against your uncle? Is that what you're saying? No, he 148 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: just faster. I ain't nervous him forever. Everybody's smarter and 149 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: faster than you. What's saying was the race wattest words, 150 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: smarter and fast. I'm not to me. I have a 151 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,920 Speaker 1: feeling you're gonna win. You're gonna wear what I just 152 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: said it. I don't know what or w I don't 153 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 1: know what or when, and I just know that one 154 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:07,079 Speaker 1: day maybe he's gonna win something. All right, Thank you, nephew. 155 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letters subject I think my 156 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: husband wants my sister wo