WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: Party Hard Granny 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.960 All right, we got a brand new Awkward Tuesday for 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:03.840 you today. Thanks so much for finding the Brook and 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:05.240 Jeffrey Second Day podcast. 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.680 And it is a spicy one. You think that'd be 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:09.719 a good description of it. 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:13.000 Oh yeah, God, this woman called in for advice and 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:14.200 then she did not. 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:19.880 Yeah, there's one thing to knowledge that there's one thing 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:23.720 to do the exact opposite. Oh my gosh. It goes 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:26.239 sideways for yeah, and in just a second. But first 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:27.240 we'll start with comments. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.800 Yeah, last week, if you remember, the Awkward Thursday was 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:31.640 about like a thirty day girlfriend trial. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.160 Yeah, where he wanted to skip all of the dating 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.680 and just be in a relationship for thirty days before 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:38.040 they're even their first day. 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:41.519 Yes, and someone named See commented, my husband and I 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:45.480 did a trial relationship on our first time meeting. Long 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:48.879 story short, Today we're celebrating our daughter's first birthday. 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:51.040 I never comment, but I thought i'd share. 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:52.720 Wow to kill. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.400 I did do the same thing once, and it was 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.920 the worst relationship I've been in it last three weeks. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:00:59.480 You couldn't even do the thirty days. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:03.720 No way to prove the odds wrong. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.800 Some people win, some people don't. All right, let's get 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:10.559 to today's new awkward Tuesday. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:15.200 Yeah, right, Now, in life, when you go to school 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:18.440 or you get a job, sometimes it doesn't take a 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:22.360 whole lot to misbehave and get the acts where they 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.000 kick you out. 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:24.399 Oh yeah, happen all the time. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.840 But you'd think in a senior home it should be 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:31.320 pretty difficult to get booted. Oh well, for one granny, 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:37.160 that's actually happening, and the circumstances for why are pretty amazing. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:41.000 In fact, it's so out there. Her granddaughter's reaching out 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:42.280 to us for help. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.160 She can't stay anywhere I have No, it's not Brooks. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.560 You're gonna hear what happens in a brand new awkward 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:50.480 Tuesday phone call. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.720 Next, it's awkward. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:53.800 It's Tuesday. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:56.680 It's awkward Tuesday phone call. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:01.240 When you first start dating somebody, they should know a little. 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:01.560 Bit about you. 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:03.360 Yeah, yeah, And. 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.640 When you move in with that somebody, they should really 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:08.560 know a lot more about you. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.200 They're about to find out if they don't. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.080 Let's say, up, those steps have already happened. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:18.800 Yeah, and you've actively chosen to hide something from that person, 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:24.360 something not great, and it's about to blow up pretty soon. 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:28.520 That's where our listener Julie is at right now in 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:33.160 her relationship, and she is asking for our help. Julie, 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.280 you want us to stop drama from happening in your 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:36.959 life right now? 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:40.600 Pretty much? That's why I'm calling in, Julie. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:42.520 Do you listen to our show because we actually really 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:43.120 like drama. 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:45.280 Yeah, we kind of need it for our show to 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:47.840 be good. So this goes against our business model. 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.440 I mean, you guys are probably right. There's no way 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.799 that I can stop what's gonna happen. I just need 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:55.120 a little bit of help managing it. 0:02:55.320 --> 0:03:02.160 Right, Yeah, Yeah, let's just dive into it. What's going 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:03.680 on in your life? What made you reach out to 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:04.480 the show for help? 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:08.160 Okay, So I've been seeing this guy for about six months. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.840 His name is Jason. He's very sweet. 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:14.000 Wait can I ask? Because Jeff set it up, like 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.400 you live with him? After six months? Are you guys 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:16.880 living together? 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:17.919 That's what your email said. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.920 Yeah, things moved a little bit fast. We've been living 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:22.360 together about a month and a half. 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:26.720 Yeah, that's a big commitment. Do you guys sign a 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:27.480 whole year lease? 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:32.000 It's in his name, so you know, let's ruin his 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:33.919 credit if we need to move out. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.120 Sure, So It wasn't something that you moved into a 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:37.920 place together. You just jumped under his. 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:42.360 Romantic Yeah I know. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:45.360 Yeah, yeah, I was romantic and my lease is ending, 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:46.920 and so we took it as a sign, you know. 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:50.160 Okay, but that's not the dramatic part that's come into 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:50.680 your life. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:55.160 Yeah. So basically I haven't really told him about my 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.840 family at all. My family can just be a little 0:03:58.840 --> 0:03:59.240 bit much. 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.600 Trust me, I understand. 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.120 What are we working with with your family? Like, why 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:06.480 haven't you told them? 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.400 Well, there's a lot of drama, but for now, I'm 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.560 just going to focus on one of the singular relatives. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:16.040 Yeah, but I have a grandmother who is a little 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:20.800 bit older, and it's getting to a point where basically 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:22.320 she just needs more support from me. 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:26.320 Okay, that doesn't sound like a bad thing, Like that's loving. Yeah, 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:27.640 you're going to help your grandma out. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:28.159 I'll be honest. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.760 When you said family drama, your grandmother was not the 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.479 person that came to my mind as the dramatic person. 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:35.279 I thought you had, like a terrible mom or something 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:36.040 like those are. 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.240 Oh right, she's a terrible grandma. Is she awful person? 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:44.920 Yeah, she's not an awful person, but she does whatever 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.880 she wants to do, and you know as she got 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.120 older that ever really changed. And she's about eighty five 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:54.039 years old. Now she lives in like a senior living facility, 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:55.080 so you don't. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:56.599 Even have to have her like come live with you 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:58.159 or something. That's what I thought this was good. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.080 Yeah, well that's kind of the thing is like she's 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:04.880 been living there for about six months and now they're 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.080 they kind of like want to kick her out. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:13.120 You can actually get kicked out of those facility places 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:17.320 god by being a jerk. So she's getting kicked out. 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:21.280 I think she's getting kicked out today or probably tomorrow. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.600 She had many warnings Okay. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:26.920 Yeah, she's had many warnings about it. 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:30.200 Are we allowed to know the reason why she's being 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:33.400 forcefully discharged from her senior living facility? 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.800 It sounds like reasons, Yeah, I can't. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:41.599 She just makes Arnold Palmers pretty much every day, and 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:45.840 then every night she's inviting guys into her room. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:52.200 And lemonade. 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:54.440 She's making them liquored up. 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:56.720 Okay, yeah, she's piking them for sure. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:00.760 So she's getting drunk during the day and then getting 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:01.760 randy at now. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.960 She's having too much fun for the senior living home, 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.400 and I just I don't know how my boyfriend's going 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.920 to react to this, because it's kind of like I 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:11.720 have to take her. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.760 In, now, you take you have to take her in? 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.360 Yeah, she doesn't really have any other place to go, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.719 so I think she has to come live with me 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.960 and Jason in this apartment. And it's just like, I 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.120 don't know, it's just really awkward, Like I don't know 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.039 how he's going to react when I tell him, and 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:30.520 we haven't really talked about like all that deep floor 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:32.480 that you just try and avoid, you know. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.840 And it's really awkward because it's his apartment that she's 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.760 going to be moving into, and they just started living 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:42.760 together themselves. It's adding a whole new layer to the relationship. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:44.360 Is there another bedroom. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.400 Count he might have to get rid of his office? 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.720 Oh my gosh, so much? 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:55.880 Or Grandma's climbing into the queen size bed with the 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:56.320 two of you. 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:57.640 I also see. 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.560 Your struggle because it's not like you can just afford 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:00.920 to buy a home whole apartment for her. 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.560 It's like, OK, yeah, wow, now I see why you're 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:04.720 in such a tough situation. 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:06.680 You aren't paying half the rent right now? 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:09.760 Right, I won't be when grandma moved in from. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:12.640 All right, Okay, yeah, yeah, that's probably a good thing 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:14.840 to offer at the very start of the call when 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.720 we do this, but we need to think of some 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:20.280 advice for how to tell your boyfriend that you have 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:23.520 a grandma first of all, that loves to party. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.760 Yes, and that's. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:26.120 Gonna be cool. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.440 That's gonna be the good part of the news. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.640 It's it's not great. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.560 To live with in action, and yeah, it's also going 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:34.200 to be living with the two of you in the 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:35.320 next twenty four hours. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:36.680 Like Arnold Palmers. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:40.040 Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean I think she would definitely 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.200 make drinks for him. I think that could be a 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:42.960 selling point. 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:44.440 Okay, a drinking partner. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.679 Yeah, until she snatches them back out of his hands 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:49.080 and drinks them herself but tries to. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:49.840 Hit on your boyfriend. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:53.880 Oh god, oh my god, I didn't even think of that. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:56.000 All right, we got a lot of work to do. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:57.960 But when we come back, we will give you our 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:01.360 advice and let you call your boyfriend to introduce him 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.560 to the new member of the family and his new 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:05.360 roommate right after this. 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:06.080 Thank you, guys. 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:08.280 Hold on, it's awkward. 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:09.400 It's Tuesday. 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.240 It's awkward Tuesday phone call. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:17.520 Someone's getting a brand new roommate and she's eighty five 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.320 years old and down the clown. 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:21.760 Yeah, grandma. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:23.760 I don't even know her name, and I kind of 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.840 wish that she was moving into my place after what 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:26.200 we are. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:28.640 It sounds like a setup for a sitcom right now. 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:32.640 Honestly, that's how it feels, because our listener Julie reached 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:36.000 out with quite the conundrum that she's in because on 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:39.600 one hand, she's in a newer relationship where she just 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.480 moved in with her boyfriend named Jason, what about a 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:43.080 month ago, and. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.240 They've all been together for six months. Yeah, because there's 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.319 a lot of stuff about each other that they. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:49.600 Do not know all that's new. 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:53.080 And then on the other hand, Jason doesn't even know 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:56.959 that Julie has this wild grandma and that she's gonna 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.400 be living with them as soon as she gets kicked 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.560 out of her retire ironman home in the next twenty 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:02.120 four hours. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.560 Okay, yeah, that's happening within a day, by the way. 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:08.360 So how does she deliver all that information in a 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.360 way that her boyfriend will be receptive to? 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:11.960 Brook? 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:13.200 Yeah, you're up. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:16.040 Yeah, No, I think I have this for you, Julie. 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:19.000 Honestly, I think I've got this because anybody can stomach 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:20.280 a guest for a week. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.560 Yeah, that's how you pitch it. 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:26.520 You pitch it as grandly needs a place to stay 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:27.880 for a week, which is true. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:29.880 Oh yeah, which is true. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:33.120 Okay, I just don't say how many weeks it's going 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:33.600 to add up. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.000 What do you think about that? That's an interesting way 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:37.079 to frame it. 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.560 It sounds crazy enough that it just might work. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.280 Yeah, and then you know when the week ends, you're 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:44.880 just like, oh, shoot, she's got to say one more week, 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.800 and then you just keep doing that in perpetuity until. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.880 And legally if she stays for thirty days of squatter 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.040 and then can't be kicked. 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:53.520 Out, see even better. Yeah, blame grandma. 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:55.360 All right, I'm similar to how I moved in. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:59.920 So yeah, perfect does use that same thing. Jose What 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.000 about you? What's your advice? 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.760 I think you got to play on his emotions, stretch 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:07.160 the truth a little bit, maybe tell him she may 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.320 not have a lot of time left, just in general 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.080 risky kind of true. 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:14.520 She's eighty five. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:19.240 She sounds like she's in great health. Have fun at night. 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:22.040 I wouldn't bring up the alcohol until after she's passed 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.480 out on the couch one morning. Yeah yeah, yeah, then 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.760 that'd be a natural way to talk about it. But 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:28.920 I don't know, what do you think about that advice? 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:30.480 I don't know. 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:32.599 I'm a little superstitious, so I don't really want to 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.040 summon the reaper on this one. 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:35.200 Yeah. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:40.120 Oh, always risks a karma or you're gonna curse yourself 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:42.240 and she'll be around for another fifty years. 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.520 But yeah, I think I'm going to take Brooks advice, 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.280 and I have an angle of my own that i'm 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:50.320 gonna use. Oh it's going to be a surprise, but 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.800 it's still gonna be pretty smooth too. I don't think 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:53.600 he's gonna say no. 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:57.880 Okay, I'm a little bit skeptical because nobody offers better 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:59.520 advice than this group. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.920 But it's probably better than what we say. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:04.680 Jeff is never sarcastic, No, not at all. 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:06.520 But it's your phone call. You could do it how 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.760 you want to, so we'll be on your side no 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.960 matter what. I'm going to die your boyfriend's number and 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:12.240 we'll let you make this awkward call. 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:15.080 Okay, all right, thank you, good luck. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:16.000 Here we go. 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:30.800 Hello, Hey babe, it's me, heybabe, how's it going. 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.559 It's good, It's good. How are you doing. 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:38.080 I'm doing good. You call them from work or something. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:42.600 Ah, something like that. I'm kind of busy right now, 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:44.080 but I just wanted to give you a call because 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:44.840 I was thinking of you. 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:51.640 Very cool. I'm just chilling. I can't wait for this weekend. 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.240 Oh my god, I'm so excited. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:58.440 Yeah, this weekend is going to be awesome. But I 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:02.040 have some news for you, and I'm not sure how 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:02.960 you're gonna handle it. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:05.360 What are you talking about? 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:09.760 Okay, so I don't know how you're gonna take this, 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:13.200 but I'm just gonna get straight to the point. When's 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:14.920 the last time that you changed a diaper? 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:22.600 What a diaper? What are you talking about? 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:26.839 I mean, okay, let's say hypothetically we had a third 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:31.520 person enter our apartment life and they were going to 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:34.600 be there for a very long time. That could be 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:35.480 very exciting. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:40.360 Right are you saying what I think you're saying. 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:44.520 I'm basically saying a big change is about to happen, 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:49.440 and it's coming in the next twenty four hours. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:54.640 Wait a minute, twenty four hours. Did they get pregnant 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:55.199 like a year ago? 0:12:55.480 --> 0:13:00.280 What you No, I did not get pregnant. Okay, was 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:06.080 come straight out with it earlier. But I have a grandma. 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:11.360 What I've never been more confused in my life. 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:14.560 Yeah. Basically, I have a grandma and she's at an 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.880 assisted living facility and she's about to get kicked out 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.640 because she likes to drink and rickroll people. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:25.199 Whoa that? 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:26.640 What are you? 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:28.480 I didn't even know you had a grandma. But she's 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.600 like getting kicked out of her retirement. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:37.600 Yeah. Listen, Apparently one of the attendants caught her multiple times. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:41.600 She had several men, older ones, younger ones, it didn't matter. 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:45.840 They all came into her room, and security and the 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:48.560 nurse staff, everybody. They've just reached a point where they're 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.160 absolutely fed up and they just don't want her anymore. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:56.520 Wow, that is crazy. I'm sorry to hear that. But 0:13:56.800 --> 0:14:00.000 why were you saying she's like coming to our house. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.080 It's like, what do you mean. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:09.280 Basically, I'm hoping that you'll let her sleep in your bed? 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:13.520 What dude, I'm not looking up with your grandma. 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:14.720 This is really here. 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.959 Oh my god, No, that's not what I'm saying. 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:26.160 Oh my God, delivered news ever again. 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.560 Ever, truly your delivery. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.120 Oh my god, I. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:34.120 Meant that me and you, Jason, we can sleep on 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.200 the couch, that she have a place to get over 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:36.800 her hangover. 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:37.440 Okay, what. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.360 I didn't hear anything you just said. I just heard 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:45.080 a bunch of voices laughing, like the people on the line. 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:45.720 What's going on? 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:49.120 Yeah, these people are part of a radio show called 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:50.360 Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:53.120 And honestly, we should have stopped Julie from talking probably 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:53.960 three minutes ago. 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:57.800 Yeah, Jason, I'm sorry. I just I really didn't know 0:14:57.800 --> 0:14:59.600 how to tell you, and I just figured this was 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:01.880 the only way. Like, I didn't need help, so. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.440 To say that that is not the help we offered. 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:09.760 No, we didn't mention anything about diaper changing at all. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.440 This is like a frank right, you're joking. 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.600 No, Jason, I'm just kidding about having a baby. But 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:16.960 my grandma's going to move in. 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:19.240 Oh. 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:24.280 She actually means the world to me. She's really really sweet, 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:28.800 and I'm wondering maybe we could just have her come 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:29.560 in for a week. 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:31.320 Oh, now you're gonna do it. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:32.960 She got there. 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:37.480 Yeah, Grandma needs to live with you, Jason. 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.040 I'm still like getting over the fact that thought we 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:44.120 were having a baby, and yeah, so this. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.880 Is much better news than the baby. 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:46.440 Yeah. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.960 Actually, I have a feeling that Grandma Judy is going 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:50.400 to be a lot more work than a baby. 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:55.680 But focus on that. She likes to make drinks and 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.120 maybe she'll cook once in a while. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.640 Yeah, I mean there is the chance that she could, 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:01.640 you know, make us drinks and cook and you know, 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:03.520 she can hang out with your dog while you're at work. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.200 Okay, there's some positive. 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:06.560 Now we're talking. 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:09.120 But you need to know that at the assisted living facility, 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:10.880 they do not let her cook. They do not let 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:14.000 her near hot objects or sharp object. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:15.920 She's a liability, all right. I don't know if you're 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:17.400 selling it very well, Julie. 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:22.240 But Jason fainted. Are you on the phone? 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:22.520 Yeah? 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:23.720 Bro, are you okay? Jason? 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.880 I had no idea she had a grandmother until like 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:27.680 two minutes ago. 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.040 That's why it's always risky to move in with a 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:31.560 new girlfriend right away. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:34.480 Yeah, you don't know yet. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.880 Still, at least she's a fun grandma. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.720 Yet. I guess like she can stay for like forty 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:44.800 eight hours. But we should probably be looking for other 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:46.960 places like right away. 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:51.480 Yeah, yeah, apartments that don't have any stoves or hot objects, 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:53.359 plug ins, anything. 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:56.160 Around maybe yeahleases. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.240 Yeah, just get her in that for that forty eight hours, 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:00.720 so we'll see when she leaves here from there. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:04.320 Jason, thank you so much. You seriously are so sweet 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.040 for letting her say. I'm like, I'm seriously so grateful. 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:08.680 Oh that's cute. 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:11.600 And Julie did tell us that she'd pitch in for 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.320 half the rent now that Grandma's moving in. 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:15.760 Oh yeah, Oh, I. 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:21.120 Was hoping you guys would forget. 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:22.560 Come on, it's much cheaper than that nursing home. So 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.560 rerook and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:28.879 I don't know if that whole situation is going to 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.960 end up working out for all three of them, but 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:33.840 I just can't wait for her boyfriend to come back 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:37.040 to his apartment next week and walk in on Grandma doing. 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:38.720 Body shots off the Jonas brothers. 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:42.280 Yeah, I mean I think Grandma has that type of pull. 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:42.800 Yeah. 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.480 I actually feel like what's going to end up happening 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:47.320 is he's going to end up having to move out 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:50.240 ye get food from his own place. 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.720 Oh no, maybe, I mean you think she was wild 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:56.360 at the Senior Center, there's no rules now that she's 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:57.080 out in the wild. 0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:58.680 Who knows what's going. 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:01.199 To go down, but also not as much access to 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:02.760 other older gentlemen. 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.919