WEBVTT - Peeled Bananas

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<v Speaker 1>Here it is Scottie. We're back, baby, He's the one

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<v Speaker 1>you have to pay attention to.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard for me to do. I'm not very smart.

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<v Speaker 1>Man Tokyo's cancel Christmas protests March canceled by Revolutionary Alliance

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<v Speaker 1>of Unpopular Men.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, this is what I like. I like to be

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<v Speaker 2>enthralled and astonished and just you just teased us in

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<v Speaker 2>to We're all going to be better people with more

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<v Speaker 2>knowledge of the world in the international community because of

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<v Speaker 2>this episode of Bananasillian.

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<v Speaker 3>Pis, would you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday guys goals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Kurt Brown older, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Am Banana Boy number two Scotti Landis. We're coming to

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<v Speaker 2>you from the Windy City, Los Angeles, California, and thanks

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<v Speaker 2>for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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<v Speaker 2>Kurt and I swear we promise, we pledge no matter

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<v Speaker 2>how weird, twenty twenty five is about to be. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be more fun and we're gonna be weirder

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<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna take it the spirit of optimism and

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<v Speaker 2>positivity to the extreme in twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to, we have to, we will be the

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<v Speaker 1>light shining in the Medea of Weird Darkness.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my middle name.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a long middle name. Yeah, it really is, and

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<v Speaker 4>that's fine with me. But we're we're just gonna keep

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<v Speaker 4>pumping out the good times. And the first step is

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<v Speaker 4>our sold out show at the Bob Baker Marinette Theater.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the Banana Boy, It's Marionettes. And this is the

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<v Speaker 4>kind of gigly google that we're going to do all

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<v Speaker 4>year long.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. We still have yet to meet the Marionettes.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to meet the Marionettes soon. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a really fun show.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I'm gonna There's a couple of personal stories.

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<v Speaker 2>The one I'm going to ask you about offline because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if I were told it on the

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<v Speaker 2>main pot. But when I see the animals they have,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, boy, if I can get some of these

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<v Speaker 2>marching while I tell the story, oh, I will be

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<v Speaker 2>so happy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, great, I love that idea, Scotty. We have

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<v Speaker 1>not spoken in a couple of weeks, probably in a

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<v Speaker 1>couple weeks, maybe maybe a month, close to a month.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't recorded in over a month.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we are about so many to like because everyone

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<v Speaker 1>was closed for so long. Hello, how is your holidays wonderful?

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<v Speaker 2>And again I being in California during this time when

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<v Speaker 2>it's freezing cold everywhere else and Louisville, Kentucky has ten

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<v Speaker 2>inches of snow and all the it's like, uh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just nice to be lazy through the holidays. I'll say

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<v Speaker 2>it like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it is. Indeed, I do miss that. I do

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<v Speaker 1>miss that sweet time in between Christmas and New Year's

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<v Speaker 1>which is just like a do nothing dead week because

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<v Speaker 1>it with children, it doesn't really exist.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it kind of exists. Like we put the

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<v Speaker 1>kids in camp one day and I just like sat

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<v Speaker 1>and read. I'd read for like, I don't know, five

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<v Speaker 1>hours straight.

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<v Speaker 2>What a joy?

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<v Speaker 1>What a jit? Uh joy? I sat in the couch

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<v Speaker 1>and I read for like five hours. And I really

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<v Speaker 1>that puts you in a like just zend out state

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<v Speaker 1>that is so pleasant. And I never do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>never do that. I would like to do that more,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a great article on vox dot com that I

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<v Speaker 2>just read. I like Vox and they have good stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was the key. There's always the clickbait articles

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<v Speaker 2>that men don't read. They're like, young men don't read

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<v Speaker 2>books anymore young and then this fox articles like why

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<v Speaker 2>do we keep saying this? This is not true? And

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<v Speaker 2>then they go through statistically and like the difference between

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<v Speaker 2>young women reading and young men reading is like four percent.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's just some dumb study that they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>these guys aren't reading, We've lost them. It is I treat.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a real treat. I do find how I

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<v Speaker 1>do see a lot of stand ups do a joke

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<v Speaker 1>about not reading and the audience really laughing a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>like really being like that's me. I hate books, Like

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<v Speaker 1>anti book comedy is big.

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<v Speaker 2>I will just say that, all right, well that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess they listen to podcasts, and I guess they

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<v Speaker 2>listen to ebooks and audible books, which is fine. That's

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<v Speaker 2>fine too. I count audibles as reading, even though it

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<v Speaker 2>is not the same relaxing, imaginative experience of sitting down

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<v Speaker 2>and turning those pages. But then again, I'm old parts.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it just one more way that I'm out

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<v Speaker 1>of step.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great joy. People like it was wonderful. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to Safie's last night. Have you been to Safie's.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Mediterranean restaurant. It's directly next to the Scientology Center,

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<v Speaker 2>which is funny in its own way. You feel like,

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<v Speaker 2>is this are they tricking us in here to get

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<v Speaker 2>us over there. No, it's great food, but boy, that

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<v Speaker 2>is a Generation Z hot spot. And it just reminded

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<v Speaker 2>me of Brooklyn in the two thousands. It was just fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of the Scientology Center. We went and got ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream the other night, and we're walking back with the

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream and I just didn't even occur to me

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<v Speaker 1>that we were across the street from the Scientology Center.

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<v Speaker 1>And Olive looks over and she loves science, like she

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<v Speaker 1>loves science. She looks over and I just watched her

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<v Speaker 1>go science top. Well, well, well looks like somebody's found

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<v Speaker 1>the church for there. I'm I go, no, no, Noboddy,

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<v Speaker 1>oh sweetie, No, no, it's not science. It's not science based.

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<v Speaker 1>It's different. Don't don't don't go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, it's lovely. Even if you did mention it,

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<v Speaker 2>it's nice to know that Olive can read. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>something that you, as a father, should brag about early

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<v Speaker 2>and often and all the time. Folks, if you've never

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<v Speaker 2>heard bananas it's strange news. Kurt is a stand up

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<v Speaker 2>comedian actor writer. I'm a screenwriter, and then we tell

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<v Speaker 2>our own personal stories. Sometimes we have wonderful guests, but

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<v Speaker 2>on episodes like today's episode, it's just the banana boys

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<v Speaker 2>shaking our tail feathers and having a good time talking

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<v Speaker 2>about some headline like Kurtz that I did not understand

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<v Speaker 2>here it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a hard to understand one, but it's worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>Tokyo cancel Christmas Protest March canceled by revolutionary lines of

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<v Speaker 1>unpopular men? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Popular man?

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<v Speaker 1>This was in Japan today. Obviously this was by Casey Basil, her.

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<v Speaker 2>Soul Japanese sounding name.

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<v Speaker 1>In Japan, the biggest Christmas celebrations actually take place on

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Day now Christmas Eve. So on December twenty fourth,

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas lights were shining around Tokyo, with the sounds of

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<v Speaker 1>traditional Yule Tide music playing from shopping center speakers and

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<v Speaker 1>reblers happily heading to day some parties with Give six

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<v Speaker 1>TEMs in hand. However, there was something different about Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>Eve and Tokyo this year. Something was missing The annual

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<v Speaker 1>anti Christmas protest March held by the Revolutionary Alliance of

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<v Speaker 1>Unpopular Men. Traditionally, the group gathers every year in the

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon on December twenty fourth, carrying banners and chanting messages

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<v Speaker 1>of opposition to Christmas Great. Specifically, the organization takes issue

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<v Speaker 1>with Christmas Eve's status as the most romantic date night

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<v Speaker 1>of the year, which is that must.

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<v Speaker 2>Be in pane that is here.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah. However, it should be noted that the Japanese

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<v Speaker 1>term that makes up the unpopular part of the Revolutionary

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<v Speaker 1>Alliance of Unpopular Men's name himote, specifically refers to guys

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<v Speaker 1>who aren't popular with women, and so it's pretty clear

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<v Speaker 1>that the march isn't meant as a rally for those

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<v Speaker 1>who want to focus on the religious or broader humanitarian

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<v Speaker 1>aspects of the holidays, so much as a get together

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<v Speaker 1>for those who are frustrated about their dateless status. This

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<v Speaker 1>is so wild weird, yeah, strange, okay, stranger, yeah okay,

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<v Speaker 1>though not large or lengthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think I found their problem twenty this is

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<v Speaker 2>why they're single.

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<v Speaker 1>The twenty twenty three march consisted of about fifteen people

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<v Speaker 1>that lasted roughly thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>The marches have been consistent, taking place on an annual

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<v Speaker 1>basis since two thousand and seven. However, the group's slogan

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<v Speaker 1>of Crushed Christmas couldn't be heard on the Shiboya streets

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<v Speaker 1>this past Tuesday because the anti Christmas march was canceled,

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<v Speaker 1>as announced through a post from the Revolutionary Alliance of

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<v Speaker 1>Unpopular Men's Twitter account in December nineteenth. This doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>that the organization has necessarily softened its stance against Christmas, though.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that while its members may be unpopular, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not unlawful, and they weren't able to file the paperwork

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<v Speaker 1>necessary for holding a protest march on public streets. The

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<v Speaker 1>announcement is the announcement reads announcement regarding this year's Crush

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas demonstration. Due to various circumstances, our representative was unable

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<v Speaker 1>to carry out the application process, so the demonstration has

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<v Speaker 1>been canceled. We sincerely, regretless and deeply apologied to apologize

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<v Speaker 1>to you comrades. So while it would be an amusing

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<v Speaker 1>I would be amusingly ironic if the Revolutionary Alliance So

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<v Speaker 1>Unpopular Men have been disbanded as a result of its

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<v Speaker 1>leaders finding dates for Christmas Eve. This appears to be mere

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<v Speaker 1>contemporary setback for their cause, and presumably their annual march

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<v Speaker 1>on Valentine's Day, another celebration They're not too keen on,

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<v Speaker 1>is still in the works for twenty twenty five. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>that is to be a member of the of the

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<v Speaker 1>Revolutionary Alliance of Unpopular Men. I think is self defeating, right,

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of encourages you to stay in the Revolutionary

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<v Speaker 1>Alliance of Unpopular Men.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree. But also if those bozos are not out

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<v Speaker 2>going on dates, they can't get the application in a time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, what are you guys up to?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you guys doing? You guys? Yeah, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>want to protesting other things that everyone loves.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, maybe that's it. But also it's funny, like

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<v Speaker 2>what a great protest just to fill out an application

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<v Speaker 2>to have a protest, and then you don't do it,

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<v Speaker 2>so you don't protest. They're rule followers, and maybe that's

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<v Speaker 2>what they need to learn is some women enjoy the

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<v Speaker 2>bad boy. Not all, but many do. Yeah, that's a fascinating. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well one to protest Christmas is funny. I'm all for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Christmas. I went to La Zoo Lights this

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<v Speaker 2>year for the first time probably nine or ten years,

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<v Speaker 2>most incredible light show I've ever seen in my entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got to go this year?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I did not go this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I don't know. Last year we went, but it

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<v Speaker 2>is so thorough and great I couldn't believe. I actually

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<v Speaker 2>could not believe how good it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. I went to Disconso Gardens, so we either do

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<v Speaker 1>Disconso or we do Zoo Lights, and Disconso was very good.

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<v Speaker 1>They like revamped stuff and it was like very nice

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<v Speaker 1>this year. I like Disconso because it's more like everything's

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<v Speaker 1>dark all the time and so it's just like you're

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<v Speaker 1>in the woods and like things are lighting up, which is.

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<v Speaker 2>It is nice? That is nice. Yeah, it's nice when

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the woods and things start lighting up. That's

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<v Speaker 2>always a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's slightly less animal jally, although I go it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a member of the Zoo. I go all there

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<v Speaker 1>all the time with the kids, just because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>easy to go to because I live door to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's pretty year round here. Yeah, but that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all for protesting, like also in small groups, protesting

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<v Speaker 2>something that is the majority really loves it's a very

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<v Speaker 2>funny thing. And then to add the layer that they're

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<v Speaker 2>really just bummed at being single, it's the most romantic.

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<v Speaker 2>And so it'd be like in the States at least

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<v Speaker 2>protesting Valentine's Day, right, that's yeah, and that's never I

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<v Speaker 2>mean that would be great too. If I was going

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<v Speaker 2>on a Valentine's Day date and there were a group

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<v Speaker 2>of men protesting, I would laugh. I would be like, you're.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, guys, the group go on that data and men

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<v Speaker 5>who were good at organizing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine, and they're horrible at organizing. It's also for

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<v Speaker 2>it took fifteen minutes. This is good. That's a great, polite,

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<v Speaker 2>nice story, Kurt. Do you think you know? You read

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<v Speaker 2>all these articles and stuff about how young people are

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<v Speaker 2>like having a hard time meeting or can't find relationships

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<v Speaker 2>or aren't hooking up or aren't having sex. But when

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<v Speaker 2>you read those are they talking about the straits? Are

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<v Speaker 2>they talking about like straight people boring old school blooh,

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<v Speaker 2>just reguar old straight people having a hard time hooking up?

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<v Speaker 2>Are the lesbians out there just having a ball date

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<v Speaker 2>and left and right and seeing right?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know all those stories like, no one's having

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<v Speaker 1>sex anymore? Yeah, no one straight?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah are they?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I like honestly, I I like all

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<v Speaker 1>those like trend pieces that I see constantly. I just

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<v Speaker 1>doubt every single one of them. I'm like, maybe is

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<v Speaker 1>this true? You know, like the thing like men aren't

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<v Speaker 1>reading it's four percent difference.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like not true at all. And when I

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<v Speaker 2>was a young boy, MTV hired me to write a

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<v Speaker 2>in house scripted comedy video for all their employees to

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<v Speaker 2>learn about the millennials. And they had an in site

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<v Speaker 2>company that I think was called Insight, and they gave

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<v Speaker 2>me all the bullet points of the millennials and then

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<v Speaker 2>I had to work them all into scripts. So I

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<v Speaker 2>called it the Millennial World. It was like the real world,

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<v Speaker 2>and we cast I don't know six or sex. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess seven people's this is true story, seven young strangers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and and each represented a different millennial trait. And they

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<v Speaker 2>loved it, and they showed it in house and paid

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<v Speaker 2>me and then never showed it again. They showed it

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<v Speaker 2>one time and everybody's like, Okay, now we know the millennials,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>They yeah, they were like Yeah, they liked to buy

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<v Speaker 2>plane tickets on their phones. It was stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like, okay, we could tell we know that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>They like a variety of flavors. You're like, they say

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<v Speaker 2>that about gen Z.

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<v Speaker 1>Too, Like, I also, I love it when millennials, like

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when like millennials were like they're the problem

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<v Speaker 1>in the workplace from Gen X people, and now you're

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<v Speaker 1>just seeing all of the millennial people would be like

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<v Speaker 1>gen Z or the problem in the workplace. It's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just that they're young and dumb. That's it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not generational. It's young and dumb. They've not been working

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<v Speaker 1>for very long and so they don't know the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>And every twenty years there's just like this swath of

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<v Speaker 1>articles about like this new generation doesn't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>work at all. Yes, right, and it's so stupid and

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<v Speaker 1>it's nice and I'll say something bitter and I love

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<v Speaker 1>to say it, is that what's really delightful is watching

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<v Speaker 1>people who used to be very young get old where

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<v Speaker 1>they're just like, oh, they were like the hot shit

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<v Speaker 1>new young thing, and then you like watch them get

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<v Speaker 1>into their mid thirties. As a person who had already

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<v Speaker 1>gone through that, and you're like, yeah, it happens to everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>If the thing that you're hanging on to that defines

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<v Speaker 1>you is your youth, you're in. You're in for bad news.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not good last for anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope. There's a very funny story about two young male

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<v Speaker 2>comics in LA who drunkenly and I think they were

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<v Speaker 2>a little enhands, yelling in front of a party of

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<v Speaker 2>their friends with each other which one was the next

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<v Speaker 2>James Dean, James both James Dean, not the modern porn

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<v Speaker 2>star or whatever, the former you know, Hollywood Heartthrob. And

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<v Speaker 2>my friend who witnessed it, they said everybody else was

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<v Speaker 2>laughing because these guys were legitimately yelling at each other

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<v Speaker 2>who was more likely to be the new James Dean

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<v Speaker 2>and my director Buddy Goes. You guys know he died

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<v Speaker 2>at like twenty five, right, And they were like, it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter, And now they're both out of the business completely.

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<v Speaker 2>Now one of them is in show business asault. They

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<v Speaker 2>never made it.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I know them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but probably more by reputation than they were LA guys.

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<v Speaker 2>When we were in New York they were out here.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I met one of them. They were like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't even mess with that guy. They both think they're

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<v Speaker 2>James Dean and their career side.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such a weird reference point, you know, that's such

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<v Speaker 1>a like for comedians. I don't think any comedian wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be James Dean. That's so strange.

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<v Speaker 2>How old was James Dean when he died. Let's look

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<v Speaker 2>it up. We have a super right in front of us.

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<v Speaker 2>He died at a twenty four. I was close. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that is young young, It was young.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>His dad was named Winton and his mom was named Mildred.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are great nineteen hundred's names, Old Winton and Million Wint.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an educational podcast, and isn't it thinks? Now? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you go to your work function later at night,

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<v Speaker 2>or you know you're paying a babysitter so you can

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<v Speaker 2>go out to dinner, you go. Do you know James

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<v Speaker 2>Dean was only twenty four when he died.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it's very interesting too that, like so many people

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<v Speaker 1>who we consider to be iconic or anything like that,

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<v Speaker 1>are simply because they died before they had an opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to do like a raisin brand commercial, you know, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if Kurt Kobain had lived long enough, we'd see him

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<v Speaker 1>now like do stand up paddle boarding with Eddie Vedder,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and we would be like, that dude sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always said if Tupac was still alive, he'd be

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<v Speaker 2>hosting America's Got Talent, because look at Snoop Dogg. Snoop

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<v Speaker 2>Dogg is essentially more vanilla right now than almost everybody

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<v Speaker 2>on televi He I love Snoop. I got no promise

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<v Speaker 2>hereybody gets paid as much as you could get paid.

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<v Speaker 2>But there was a time where he was on murder

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<v Speaker 2>trial and I watched it on MTV when they found

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<v Speaker 2>him not guilty, and then he had the song Murder

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<v Speaker 2>was the case that they gave me, and it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>now you're just like, look at this guy selling panos. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's hosting the Olympics, talking about tresash horses. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>he's selling Snoop Dogg could be on a Maxi Pad

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<v Speaker 2>commercial and people be like, that's honestly fine. I like

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<v Speaker 2>that guy, So you can't tell me Tupac would not

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<v Speaker 2>be doing you know, bounce dryer sheet commercials.

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<v Speaker 1>Tupac and Kirk Cobain on Dancing with the Stars. Got it?

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<v Speaker 1>I want it? I want it so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn well, holograms are coming, so maybe bananam. Mark Kidsley

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<v Speaker 2>sent this in and it's so good he did. We

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<v Speaker 2>got some This story a by a lot of people,

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<v Speaker 2>but he lives nearby. I'll talk about it more after

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<v Speaker 2>the fact. But he's the perfect person to send this

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<v Speaker 2>in for us BBC. That's real, written by many. Consider

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<v Speaker 2>this gent the best in the business. Harry Stevens wrote

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<v Speaker 2>this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Harry Stevens better than Bald Stevens.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn right. Why does a plate of bananas appear on

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<v Speaker 2>our street every week? That's the headline?

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<v Speaker 1>That is I guess it's Harry's street.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Harry Stevens. He's just he's out there. He's a

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<v Speaker 2>man about town.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have not heard the name Harry in so

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<v Speaker 1>long that I can't not hear it as Harry h

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<v Speaker 1>A I.

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<v Speaker 2>R y well right, Harry Stevens would be like a

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<v Speaker 2>funny improv team name where they all have beards and

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<v Speaker 2>long hair and they're all named Stephen. What are the

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<v Speaker 2>Harry Stevens. Actually, it's shocking, that's shocking. That doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the family, big black car Neutrino.

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<v Speaker 1>Harry Stevens.

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<v Speaker 2>Harry Stevens. It's just six guys named steven and they

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<v Speaker 2>all have really long beards. They kind of look like

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<v Speaker 2>zeezy top. Cartoons and comedy shows have taught us to

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<v Speaker 2>avoid banana skins as a slip and fall hazard see

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<v Speaker 2>Harry just as connecting on a deeply personal level for

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<v Speaker 2>anybody born in the nineteen sixties. But what do you

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<v Speaker 2>do when you encounter a plate full of the fruit

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<v Speaker 2>that says full of the fruit unpeeled. That is exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what's been happening in the small nottingham Shire town and

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<v Speaker 2>no one knows the reason behind this strange tradition here

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<v Speaker 2>it is, this is so good. The mystery plate of

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<v Speaker 2>peeled bananas appears on the second day of every month

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<v Speaker 2>on the corner of Abbey Road and Wendsor Avenue in Beeston,

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<v Speaker 2>and residents say it has been a constant in their

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<v Speaker 2>lives for more than a year.

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<v Speaker 1>More than a year, every month or every.

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<v Speaker 2>Week, excuse me, it was every month. Okay, second day

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<v Speaker 2>of every month on the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Second day it's every Oh wow, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I've asked around in the local community, but no one

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<v Speaker 2>really knows, and no one can tell me anything, said

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<v Speaker 2>resident Claire Short. The bananas appear early in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>on the second of the month. I see them on

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<v Speaker 2>my way to work, and I'd love to have some

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<v Speaker 2>answers to this. The bananas have propped it. This is

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<v Speaker 2>just a plate of bananas. There's a photo of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And the reason I said that it's so important that

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<v Speaker 2>Mark Kinsley, the kids Ley the bananimal, who said it

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<v Speaker 2>is He is a photographer and he lives nearby. And

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<v Speaker 2>he said he's going to investigate forest further. And I said,

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<v Speaker 2>send us a pick of those bananas when you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So Mark is a bananamal in the wild for us

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<v Speaker 2>in Beston or nearby Beaston's a cute name. Yeah, Banana

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<v Speaker 2>the bananas. The bananas have prompted a mixed reaction, and

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<v Speaker 2>some neighbors saying the bananas go moldy in their street.

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<v Speaker 2>Does not look appealing anymore. Harry Stevens. Miss Short tried

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<v Speaker 2>to try to take the matter into her own hands.

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<v Speaker 2>She put up a sign where the plate is to

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<v Speaker 2>deter the yellow fruit being left there again. On January second, however,

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<v Speaker 2>another plate of peeled bananas appeared in the usual spot.

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<v Speaker 2>I've come to take down the signs because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really feel like making it a feud. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>it to become a big thing, she said, But it

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<v Speaker 2>already is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so once you made the sign, it became a thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>now you know you're now you're somebody knows. It's pissing

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<v Speaker 3>people off, and they're only going to want to do

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<v Speaker 3>it more.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very excited now.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the genius move is take a month off

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<v Speaker 2>and then come right back and do it the next

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<v Speaker 2>month so everything's it's over, and then just come back

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<v Speaker 2>with two plates of peel bananas on the corner of

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<v Speaker 2>Abbey and wherever wendsor Avenue in peace bananas.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just the so there's no peel, there's no it's

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<v Speaker 1>just naked banana, dripped.

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<v Speaker 2>Down stack bananas on.

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<v Speaker 1>A plate like a bunch of hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a special thing for someone, and I

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<v Speaker 2>wish them well. But if if they could come back

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<v Speaker 2>and clean up the mess a few days later, that

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<v Speaker 2>would be lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a nice special thing for somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to keep an eye on it and keep

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<v Speaker 2>cleaning up the mess. So this poor woman, Miss short

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<v Speaker 2>just keeps doing it. It's gross. Other neighbors say. Other

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<v Speaker 2>neighbors would rather see the banana's gone for good. I

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<v Speaker 2>live nearby and they're very regularly here, said twenty six

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<v Speaker 2>year old Josh Trentam. They are very annoying. I have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea why they're here. Just one plate of bananas

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<v Speaker 2>driving this tower. Bananas per month, one place per month.

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<v Speaker 2>Jill Dowling, another wonderfully British name, added, it's so strange

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<v Speaker 2>and disgusting. Someone puts it there and I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Resident Janet Hutchinson eighty one as young. She says, the

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<v Speaker 2>bananas are clearly just bought, and the wildlife doesn't touch them.

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<v Speaker 2>They go moldy. It's gross. Adam Castle, another puzzled resident,

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<v Speaker 2>wonder if the gesture was perhaps a custom somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam said, what is this thing? I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it's a cultural thing or what. It's strange. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>heard or seen anything anywhere else where I've lived like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope Harry Stevens speaks to every single human on

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<v Speaker 1>this block.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be at.

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<v Speaker 1>Least in half of the people who live there bananimals.

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<v Speaker 2>Kurt and I encourage you in twenty twenty five to

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<v Speaker 2>find your plate of peeled bananas. Let us know what

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<v Speaker 2>it is. Don't hurt anybody, don't destroy anybody's property, but

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<v Speaker 2>publicly start something new just for the sake of being

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<v Speaker 2>as silly as you can. We won't tell anybody about it,

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<v Speaker 2>your secret weird thing, but we would love love to

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<v Speaker 2>hear about it. Right, Yeah, this is your year. This

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<v Speaker 2>is your moment to figure out what is your peeled

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<v Speaker 2>play of bananas in your small town that will drive

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<v Speaker 2>everybody nuts, but get them talking about something else besides

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four hour news coverage exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think on our first episode we had

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<v Speaker 1>mashed potatoes being left all across town. Seeing people like

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<v Speaker 1>to do. The fact that this is the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>I am also aware of the weird trends of strangeness

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<v Speaker 1>that human beings like to partake in, is also like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, that that's pretty common.

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<v Speaker 2>It happens, but it's nice. I think, Yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 2>just the world is boring and repetitive, and it takes

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<v Speaker 2>so little to get people just talking, just gabbing it up.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think the local pubs in that town are

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<v Speaker 2>having a field day, Yeah, speculating, And then you're looking

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<v Speaker 2>at your neighbors a little different. You're wondering, you're watching

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<v Speaker 2>people at grocery stores. Is this person buying one banana

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<v Speaker 2>a time to get sneaky or are they buying a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of pm me, it's wonderful. It's a wonderful dumb

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<v Speaker 2>and it's not us. By the way I'm saying all this,

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<v Speaker 2>Kurt and I are not responsible for this, and there's

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<v Speaker 2>not a been animal we're in contact with doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>though I do somehow wish we were.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do. It's a great marketing idea.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine with me. Sure it's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>food waste. Sure, sure the flies like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, makes more.

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<v Speaker 2>Animal will eat it. Mold exists, that's an animal or no,

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<v Speaker 2>it might be, but mold likes it.

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Is it not an animal?

0:26:36.280 --> 0:26:38.240
<v Speaker 2>It's a fungus. It's a plant, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Also, I think that those maybe those

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<v Speaker 1>those like elementary school designations like plant animal is maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's a plant animal.

0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Fungi is neither plant nor animal. They have their own

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<v Speaker 2>kingdom and biology.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the kingdom? What's the kingdom?

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<v Speaker 2>Funk guy I guess, no, mold is a plant. Let's see. Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>what mold is not a plant? We got to find

0:27:09.640 --> 0:27:12.560
<v Speaker 2>its kingdom. This is huge. This is gonna make or

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<v Speaker 2>break the entire podcast. We've got to find this kingdom.

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<v Speaker 2>What kingdom is mold?

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:21.440
<v Speaker 1>What kingdom does mold rule?

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<v Speaker 2>Does mold rule? I'm actually typing that they're in the

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<v Speaker 2>fungi kingdom, which incleads ye, mold smut?

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<v Speaker 1>What what's a smut?

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<v Speaker 2>I've been living my whole life without, which includes yeast, mold, smuts,

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:38.040
<v Speaker 2>and mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the smuts?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>What is a smut of grains in which part of

0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 1>the ear changed to black powder? I've seen that, I've

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:52.399
<v Speaker 1>seen that on a on corn. Yes, but smutt?

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<v Speaker 2>How did smut then become like pornography? That's a I

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<v Speaker 2>love that. I'd never heard of smuts before. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest part is that when I pull up smut

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<v Speaker 1>as a definition on Google, the only two are the

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<v Speaker 1>fungal disease and a small flake of spot or other dirt,

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<v Speaker 1>And it doesn't say like dirty. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought smut was like a really like low brow,

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<v Speaker 2>pedestrian term for pornography. But it turns out it's just

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<v Speaker 2>rocking that fung guy kingdom with mold, yeast, mushrooms and.

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<v Speaker 1>Smut, just taking down grains.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I feel wrinkles in my brain just blowing up

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, iron it flat. Well there you go. I'm worth

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:53.280
<v Speaker 2>that story, just in a smut. But yes to our

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<v Speaker 2>wonderful but animal buddy Mark, please do go the second.

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<v Speaker 2>Send us a photo. Take a picture of yourself, Take

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<v Speaker 2>picture of your favorite person standing next to it. Be

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<v Speaker 2>a bananimal in the while. Do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see this into a little shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Thumbs I think I do have some thumbs ups.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh, here's something. This is just delight This is

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<v Speaker 1>just delightful and easy. Missing Florida dog rings owner's doorbell

0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:20.440
<v Speaker 1>to announce its return home. That's just delightful.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the four feeling good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I I'm gonna just fly by the sea of

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<v Speaker 2>my pants because the ones I have on my page

0:29:30.680 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 2>I think I may have done we recorded so long ago,

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<v Speaker 2>but so let's just go for it. Uh, these are

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 2>the first ones I'm playing up on my phone. I

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<v Speaker 2>will get to everybody. I promise thumbs up. Kelly Dare

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 2>finally has a thumbs up worth mentioning. I want to

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 2>thumbs up my husband we lovingly call Todd the Bod. Yeah,

0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:53.280
<v Speaker 2>we're in Vermont, and he took all three of our

0:29:53.360 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 2>kids seventeen, fifteen, and eleven to my parents' house in

0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 2>New Jersey. It's an eight hour drive for six days

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<v Speaker 2>after Christmas. By one each day someone fell ill with

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<v Speaker 2>the neuro virus. I heard that was going around. I heard,

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<v Speaker 2>I heard everybody's been a faucet this year, one by one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thankfully he didn't get it. Todd the Bob did not

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<v Speaker 2>get the normal. That's how good Todd's bod is.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice work.

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<v Speaker 2>I caught it, Kelly says, and I was out for

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<v Speaker 2>a few days. But blah, blah blah. I bust on

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<v Speaker 2>him a lot and often ask him if he wants

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<v Speaker 2>a medal when he's done me mature, But this adventure

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<v Speaker 2>he definitely deserves a metaphor thumbs up to Todd the Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that nice work.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you guys get nora virus? Did go around the

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<v Speaker 2>brown older household?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Lauren and Olive got it. But that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's half that's all lot, and it sounded really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's one.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm MICHAELA, and I like to thumb up myself for

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.320
<v Speaker 2>going in and starting a small business. My husband I

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<v Speaker 2>got married this year. We've been discussing family planning. I

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<v Speaker 2>work on a full time in person job and dream

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<v Speaker 2>of having a career where I can have the flexibility

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<v Speaker 2>to spend more time with my children. So this year

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<v Speaker 2>I started a small Connecticut based event floral business, A

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<v Speaker 2>flower business.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's I mean, how nice is that? I love, love,

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<v Speaker 2>love flowers. She says, thumbs up to you. I've gotten

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<v Speaker 2>lots of emails, but no official events yet for twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five. But I'm giving myself a thumbs up for

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<v Speaker 2>starting it because that means it's real. Check me out

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<v Speaker 2>at Serendipitous blooms Co on Instagram. So if you're Connecticut

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<v Speaker 2>and animal, congratulations. Miquel thumbs up, and then Brandy says

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<v Speaker 2>giant thumbs way way up to my brother in law,

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<v Speaker 2>doctor Markham and as I see you partner, doctor Trosclare

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<v Speaker 2>for literally saving my husband's life yesterday January first, twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five. My husband, a career firefighter and paramedic, had

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<v Speaker 2>to be transported to a rural hospital er for sudden

0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 2>onset illness. Staff were great, but stumped they could not

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<v Speaker 2>They said they might need to intubate him and take

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<v Speaker 2>him into the ICU. I called Cory, my brother in law,

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<v Speaker 2>and told him the limited amount of information I had,

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<v Speaker 2>and he said, tell them to call her hospital. We

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<v Speaker 2>will accept him. He arrived to a higher level of

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<v Speaker 2>care in the hospital within four hours of entering the

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<v Speaker 2>r practically lightning speed for how long those things can take,

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<v Speaker 2>which is true. When my husband arrived, my brother in

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<v Speaker 2>law thought he might die eminently.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>With rapid intervention and marveus medical minds, they diagnosed him

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<v Speaker 2>with a very rare complication from a medication he was on. Later,

0:32:36.840 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 2>I was told that if he had been intubated at

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<v Speaker 2>the rural hospital, he likely would have died. Once I

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<v Speaker 2>know this is this is amazing. This is a good

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 2>thumbs up to go out because this is life or death. Yeah,

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:50.440
<v Speaker 2>they're all important, but sometimes I feel like I chewed

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:52.720
<v Speaker 2>nine pieces of gum today. That's a personal record, like

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 2>thumbs up. We love you, But this so Brandy says.

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<v Speaker 2>Once I was able to process the shock of almost

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:02.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm a widow at forty three. I put on bananas

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<v Speaker 2>and have been listening to bring a smile on my

0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 2>face in this impossible time. You guys have been my

0:33:07.480 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 2>lifeline onward and upward and hoping for a happier year.

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<v Speaker 2>Brandy Shmandy thumbs up to those doctors, doctor Markham and

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<v Speaker 2>doctor Troussclaire thumbs up to the husband for surviving and

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<v Speaker 2>being a firefighter paramedicuint thumbs up to you Brandi Shmandy, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA.

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<v Speaker 2>You can always send your thumbs ups and I'm usually

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<v Speaker 2>better about them to the the Banans podcast at gmail

0:33:31.280 --> 0:33:35.000
<v Speaker 2>dot com or the bananz podcast on Instagram, and I

0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:36.480
<v Speaker 2>am doing my best, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>This is missing Florida dog rings owner's doorbell to announce

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<v Speaker 1>its return home. This is written by Guardian staff. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to take a credit for this. This was in

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 1>the Guardian. This is basically here does Florida dog, missing

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<v Speaker 1>for more than a week, came home on Christmas Eve

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<v Speaker 1>and rang its owner's doorbell. To a note the full

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<v Speaker 1>story right. It was two thirty am. She came pawing

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<v Speaker 1>at the door, ringing the doorbell, which was Christmas Eve,

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<v Speaker 1>and then that morning I woke up. She had made

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:10.000
<v Speaker 1>it on everybody's doorbell camera. The dog, a four year

0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 1>old German shepherd named Athena, was lost on the fifteenth

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<v Speaker 1>of December, which prompted a frantic search. People all the

0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:20.480
<v Speaker 1>way from Jacksonville and Saint Augustine were like, inboxing me

0:34:21.239 --> 0:34:25.440
<v Speaker 1>inboxing me? Is that what people say instead of emailing?

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Now they were inboxing me.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm a'll adjust, I'll make the adjustment.

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<v Speaker 1>Can tell me, comer said Athenas two am. Return woke up.

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<v Speaker 1>Her family tried not to wake up the kids, but

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<v Speaker 1>the kids woke up anyways from the excitement. Oh my god,

0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:45.000
<v Speaker 1>imagine that. You know, Christmas came early, Christmas Eve, events

0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>are happening near the tree. You know. I'm not gonna

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:51.319
<v Speaker 1>say specifically what. I don't know who's listening. And then

0:34:51.360 --> 0:34:54.440
<v Speaker 1>the dog wakes every all the kids up. Holy shit,

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 1>that would be that's a that if kids woke up

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<v Speaker 1>at two thirty in the morning because came home, they're

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:03.600
<v Speaker 1>just up. You're done, You're tough.

0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 2>But it's so it's so fun. I mean that is

0:35:08.320 --> 0:35:11.759
<v Speaker 2>also like there's a good lesson in not giving up hope, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>but my goodness, gracious, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is fine.

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:21.520
<v Speaker 2>My sister's dog got away and was on the loose

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<v Speaker 2>for nineteen days in Maryland, and that you have to

0:35:26.400 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 2>hire these dog trackers. I don't know if I ever

0:35:28.480 --> 0:35:31.120
<v Speaker 2>talked about this in the pot, but dog got out,

0:35:31.160 --> 0:35:35.720
<v Speaker 2>got startled, ran away. They live in North Baltimore. There's highways,

0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 2>there's Beltway, you know, they called the Beltway.

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:37.799
<v Speaker 1>There.

0:35:38.680 --> 0:35:42.960
<v Speaker 2>There's tons of houses, roads and people, and people kept

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:46.160
<v Speaker 2>spotting this dog and so they knew it was alive.

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<v Speaker 2>And so what happens after a certain amount of times

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 2>with dogs in the wild, when they're scared enough, they

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<v Speaker 2>actually go faral like they call the wild gets back

0:35:56.880 --> 0:35:59.400
<v Speaker 2>into them. Oh wow. And so they're in survival mode

0:35:59.800 --> 0:36:03.240
<v Speaker 2>and they left out food, you lift out liquid, smoke,

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:04.759
<v Speaker 2>you do all these things to kind of attract dog

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:07.320
<v Speaker 2>certain areas. But people were like, I saw your dog, Yeah,

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:09.520
<v Speaker 2>you know the stuff I just for like why.

0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>That would smoke? Dogs love liquids.

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I think it draws them in. I think it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a human food smell.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, So they hired this dude.

0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 2>My parents were involved, my uncles were involved. I mean

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:23.080
<v Speaker 2>everybody's driving around, and they figured out the dog was

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:27.040
<v Speaker 2>using tunnels water river tunnels to go underneath the highway,

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<v Speaker 2>so he was crossing into different neighborhoods going under six

0:36:29.680 --> 0:36:34.720
<v Speaker 2>ninety five. And my sister saw him by the river side.

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<v Speaker 2>And this dog is so obsessed with my sister it's nuts,

0:36:37.960 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean absolutely obsessed. Big dog, like eighty ninety pound

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Great Pyrenees dog huge, So it's not like a little

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:45.560
<v Speaker 2>guy that they knew this dog wasn't going to get

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 2>like eaten by a fox, yeah, but could get hit

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:52.040
<v Speaker 2>by a car so easily. They were worried sick. My

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:54.800
<v Speaker 2>nephews are worried sick. So my sister sees the dog.

0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 2>She's like searching on the places where she knows he

0:36:57.600 --> 0:36:59.880
<v Speaker 2>likes to be out on the Gunpowder River or whatever.

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:03.480
<v Speaker 2>And the dog doesn't recognize my sister. That's how wild

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 2>it had gotten. So she's she's like cawing it.

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:07.879
<v Speaker 1>We had the dog been gone.

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:10.399
<v Speaker 2>So that point maybe a week to ten days, maybe

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:13.920
<v Speaker 2>a little longer wow, but ultimately it was gone nineteen days.

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:17.399
<v Speaker 2>And so people are driving around and like I think

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:19.319
<v Speaker 2>like a FedEx light was like I remember that dog.

0:37:19.360 --> 0:37:21.320
<v Speaker 2>I saw that dog walking down the sidewalk, like people

0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:27.279
<v Speaker 2>are looking for this cowprint pyrenees, and finally someone spotted it.

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 2>My brother in law drives over and the woman's like,

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:35.160
<v Speaker 2>it was pawing at our door, and he goes, Okay,

0:37:35.160 --> 0:37:36.520
<v Speaker 2>do you mind if I look around. They're like, no,

0:37:36.600 --> 0:37:38.960
<v Speaker 2>that's fine, and he goes around the back of their

0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:41.280
<v Speaker 2>house and looks under their deck and there's the dog,

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 2>and he like, you know, as a treat or food

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:46.680
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, and he like kneels down and softly calls

0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:49.959
<v Speaker 2>the dog over. He's like, astro, come here, come here.

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 2>The dog comes over, he clicks the leash on his collar,

0:37:52.760 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 2>and it was over. And as soon as they got

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:56.600
<v Speaker 2>it home, the dog was like it never left. Nineteen

0:37:56.719 --> 0:38:01.120
<v Speaker 2>days on the run. Oh my Baltimore Man Magazine wrote

0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 2>I think it was. Baltimore Magazine wrote an entire article

0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 2>on it. I'll have to look that up. Maybe i'll

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:09.040
<v Speaker 2>do that one sometime. But there's a dude named Bob Swenson.

0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:11.560
<v Speaker 2>And when your dog goes missing, you call this guy

0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:13.840
<v Speaker 2>and he helps you track it and lure it back in.

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Because at a certain point, even domesticated family pets are

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:20.880
<v Speaker 2>certain survival mode, and it's like every person is scary

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:23.360
<v Speaker 2>to them. They're drinking out of rivers and puddles. And

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 2>they got it back and they said it was exhausted.

0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:27.719
<v Speaker 2>They got it home and like smelled everybody wagon it's sale,

0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:31.120
<v Speaker 2>laid down, fell asleep, and then it's never been different.

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:34.759
<v Speaker 2>But it was like nineteen stressful days. So so to

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:36.839
<v Speaker 2>your point, if that dog, if Astra had come up

0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 2>and wrung the doorbell exactly, they would have burst into tears.

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.360
<v Speaker 2>They would have exploded into tears.

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:45.880
<v Speaker 1>Does your dog want to run away? Like, does it

0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 1>try to run if the door's open or anything.

0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:49.800
<v Speaker 2>No, he stays closed.

0:38:49.840 --> 0:38:53.919
<v Speaker 1>My dog either like I once left, or the kid

0:38:54.040 --> 0:38:56.799
<v Speaker 1>Like I walked out, the kids were behind me. I'm

0:38:56.840 --> 0:38:59.879
<v Speaker 1>sure stupidly assumed that a child would close the front

0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:02.600
<v Speaker 1>or they did it. We drove to school. I was

0:39:02.640 --> 0:39:05.720
<v Speaker 1>gone for thirty minutes. I came back front door wide open,

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:09.160
<v Speaker 1>and Zelda is just sitting there, just waiting for me

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:11.239
<v Speaker 1>to come back in. She wasn't even in the front yard,

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 1>she was in the house.

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's I think once dogs are set,

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 2>it's not surprising to me. But if they get spooked,

0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's what happens. And you know if a

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.960
<v Speaker 2>dog gets scared or startled and just bolts geeze. I

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 2>mean but I when you know, at the cabin at

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:30.719
<v Speaker 2>my old place. Definitely once and I think twice, but

0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 2>definitely one time Punk came over in the morning. My

0:39:33.040 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 2>back door was open. Punk's walking around. I didn't I

0:39:36.760 --> 0:39:39.680
<v Speaker 2>get ready. I go to a picture, an interview or whatever,

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:42.560
<v Speaker 2>and then I realized halfway there that that cat was

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 2>still in my house and it's not my cat, and

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna be gone for like eight hours. So

0:39:46.600 --> 0:39:48.920
<v Speaker 2>then you have the thing where you're like, well, man,

0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:51.920
<v Speaker 2>is the toilet open so it can drink water?

0:39:52.239 --> 0:39:52.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:39:52.520 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 2>How fast? Who has my like? Who can go over

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 2>my house? Where's my high to key? All that kind

0:39:57.560 --> 0:40:00.439
<v Speaker 2>of thing. And I eventually I did the pitch back.

0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:02.759
<v Speaker 2>There was Punk just sitting on the sofa, just like

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:04.600
<v Speaker 2>he owned the joint, just like you lived there. Didn't

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:07.760
<v Speaker 2>seem bother at all. And I think when they're comfy,

0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 2>if they feel secure, they'll just stay put.

0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Man, while you were telling that story, the wind blew

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:17.400
<v Speaker 1>a ladder over and it just ripped down all the

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 1>nice lights that I have have put on Sturt them.

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, well are they replaceable?

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I guess so. In La today there's supposed

0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:34.359
<v Speaker 1>to be wind gusts up to eighty miles an hour. Yeah,

0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 1>it's is really crazy.

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 2>I know they're shutting off power all over the city. Yeah,

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:42.560
<v Speaker 2>because they don't want the wind to spark fires from

0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 2>blowing over power lines. And you're like, yeah, that's good,

0:40:45.640 --> 0:40:49.440
<v Speaker 2>let's not do that. Yeah, but you know we have

0:40:49.520 --> 0:40:51.120
<v Speaker 2>drones flying over. It's fine, everything's great.

0:40:51.200 --> 0:40:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a thousand drones. Scottie keeps sending me videos of

0:40:54.719 --> 0:40:57.480
<v Speaker 1>just ten drones in the sky over.

0:40:57.320 --> 0:41:01.439
<v Speaker 2>Near his house every I mean night, but some nights

0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:06.040
<v Speaker 2>they're like six or more. Information like, yeah, they are drones,

0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:09.160
<v Speaker 2>these are not helicopters. And I just sit there and

0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:11.200
<v Speaker 2>you kind of get to the place which might be

0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:14.200
<v Speaker 2>the strategy of whoever's flying them where Now I'm like

0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:16.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. Yeah, and I should, we all should,

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:18.880
<v Speaker 2>I guess, but I'm like, I truly don't care, Like,

0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:22.000
<v Speaker 2>just just either tell me what they're doing. But I

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:24.080
<v Speaker 2>have now started I've chosen to ignore them.

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:26.440
<v Speaker 1>They're soon just going to be like cars where you're

0:41:26.440 --> 0:41:28.719
<v Speaker 1>just like you're not being like, what is that car?

0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Doing driving down the street. You're just like, yeah, there's

0:41:31.239 --> 0:41:33.319
<v Speaker 1>a car over there, it drives down the street. That's

0:41:33.320 --> 0:41:35.400
<v Speaker 1>some cars do. They're just gonna be everywhere.

0:41:35.840 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Did you see that decency?

0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Did you watch the Golden Globes?

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I did it. I only watched the clips of Nikki

0:41:42.239 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Glazer doing great. I thought she killed clips. I saw

0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:46.279
<v Speaker 2>she looked amazing. Yeah she did.

0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:48.840
<v Speaker 1>She's really I mean like and you could tell she

0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 1>worked really hard. I knew a bunch of the writers

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:54.000
<v Speaker 1>on that, but yeah, she did a really great job.

0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:57.120
<v Speaker 1>But one of the the you know, they did the

0:41:57.160 --> 0:42:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Golden Globe for Best Comedy Special, and Adam Sandler's knew.

0:42:01.760 --> 0:42:03.759
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know he had a new stand up

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:08.600
<v Speaker 1>special out. I loved his first one. But the joke

0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:11.520
<v Speaker 1>that they clipped out to show about it is just

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 1>during the show, he puts the spotlight on one white

0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:18.720
<v Speaker 1>guy in the audience and and Adam Taylor singing guy

0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:23.120
<v Speaker 1>with a drone at the beach making everybody uncomfortable.

0:42:23.719 --> 0:42:26.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and he is.

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:29.239
<v Speaker 1>And it was like the only clip of a stand

0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:31.520
<v Speaker 1>up special that got a laugh on its own. All

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:33.759
<v Speaker 1>the other clips were just like, you know, it's hard

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:37.239
<v Speaker 1>to clip a five second piece from a stand up special.

0:42:37.080 --> 0:42:39.720
<v Speaker 2>Right, because it's momentum. It's a show that you're building

0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:43.640
<v Speaker 2>towards things. Yeah, yeah, I thought Nikki did great. She

0:42:43.760 --> 0:42:45.839
<v Speaker 2>is really on her way. I mean yeah, she talked

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:51.479
<v Speaker 2>about somebody earned it, no kidding, she earned it. Here's

0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:52.080
<v Speaker 2>a fun one.

0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Send us home, Scottie.

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:55.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how much time do we haven't?

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Seven minutes?

0:42:56.680 --> 0:43:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Seven minutes? Natalie Hibbs sent this beauty, and thank you.

0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Natalie Hibbs. Really appreciate that thieves returned rug to the

0:43:07.280 --> 0:43:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Madonna in Steakhouse and Sanley Obispo, but their identities remain

0:43:11.680 --> 0:43:12.440
<v Speaker 2>a mystery.

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm interested to hear how this happens.

0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, Google is after the fact, Kurt, because when you

0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 2>see these are two teenagers and they have like masks on,

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:23.799
<v Speaker 2>but they have like hoodies. These are two teenagers that

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:26.120
<v Speaker 2>thought it would be funny to steal a rug and

0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:28.360
<v Speaker 2>then realize they're probably going to get in trouble and

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:32.239
<v Speaker 2>then return it. And it's so suburban, like slow San

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:34.080
<v Speaker 2>louy Obispo is so beautiful. I love it up there.

0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:36.959
<v Speaker 2>I love the Madonna in Yeah, but it's like I

0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:41.280
<v Speaker 2>can see myself in the not smartphone, not ring cameras

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:46.840
<v Speaker 2>on everything Era. Having done this exact thing, like a

0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:49.960
<v Speaker 2>crime you think is cool and then you are a

0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:52.880
<v Speaker 2>good kid and you regret it and you take it

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 2>back just so it goes away. Instead we talked to

0:43:56.600 --> 0:44:00.600
<v Speaker 2>it to hundreds of thousands of strangers. A rug that

0:44:00.640 --> 0:44:03.400
<v Speaker 2>was stolen from the Madonna in in a repeat crime over.

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Three weeks crime.

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, oh, this was written by Chloe Schrager in

0:44:08.160 --> 0:44:11.160
<v Speaker 2>the Tribune. Oh she's so good.

0:44:11.480 --> 0:44:14.439
<v Speaker 1>Not a Tribune. This is the Tribune, folks.

0:44:14.120 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 2>The Tribune. Best in the beeswax cloe dog, shreg dog,

0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:22.319
<v Speaker 2>She's good. Rugg that was stilling from the Madonna in

0:44:22.400 --> 0:44:24.640
<v Speaker 2>and a repeat crime over two weeks ago. Was returned

0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:27.440
<v Speaker 2>to the hotel Monday, but the criminals are still unknown.

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:30.880
<v Speaker 2>The welcome rug was taken from the entryway and the hotel.

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:35.480
<v Speaker 2>But you know that plays everything there is so ordinate

0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:39.360
<v Speaker 2>and decorated. It's I'm sure it's insane, with like a

0:44:39.400 --> 0:44:43.279
<v Speaker 2>giant m and yea's probably a wild Also, it's the

0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:45.440
<v Speaker 2>closest to the door if it's a welcome run. The

0:44:45.480 --> 0:44:48.040
<v Speaker 2>welcome rug was taken from the entryway of the hotel's

0:44:48.080 --> 0:44:52.520
<v Speaker 2>gold Rush Steakhouse, oh, November sixteenth, by two college age

0:44:52.520 --> 0:44:55.000
<v Speaker 2>young men again how do they know? They look younger

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:58.920
<v Speaker 2>than me, wearing black hoodies, medical masks, and the general manager,

0:44:59.000 --> 0:45:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Connie Pierce, told the Tribune they escaped in a silver

0:45:02.480 --> 0:45:06.359
<v Speaker 2>pickup before Pierce was able to identify them. Pierce went

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:09.880
<v Speaker 2>to San Lui Obispo's police department with security footage of

0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:12.839
<v Speaker 2>the incident and the license plate of the getaway car.

0:45:12.920 --> 0:45:15.279
<v Speaker 2>She said, Police identify the owner of the truck, a

0:45:15.360 --> 0:45:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Reno woman who was presumably the mother of at least

0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:20.719
<v Speaker 2>one of the thieves, but you refused to give the

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:23.280
<v Speaker 2>whereabouts of her son to police. There you go, Mom's

0:45:23.320 --> 0:45:23.880
<v Speaker 2>not a snitch.

0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 1>That's a Reno mom. That's a Reno mom. I'm not

0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:30.600
<v Speaker 1>telling you.

0:45:31.120 --> 0:45:34.439
<v Speaker 2>Also, good title for a TV show, Reno Mom, Reno Mom?

0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:37.839
<v Speaker 2>What size? How many tickets do you think we could

0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:40.920
<v Speaker 2>sell in Reno? One hundred and fifty two hundred. I

0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:42.640
<v Speaker 2>would love to do a show in Reno, is what

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:45.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm But I don't know how many fans. I don't

0:45:45.600 --> 0:45:48.080
<v Speaker 2>know how many people are in Nevada. I agree, we're

0:45:48.160 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 2>four or five people that, Yeah, Las Vegas has a

0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:51.760
<v Speaker 2>lot of people.

0:45:51.960 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 1>They yeah, But and Renos. How I mean, like Reno,

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:57.600
<v Speaker 1>you get like all the parts of California as well,

0:45:57.640 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 1>because it's like right on the border, right it is

0:46:00.600 --> 0:46:01.319
<v Speaker 1>to Reno.

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:05.560
<v Speaker 2>It's fine as well. All right, Reno nevade as a population.

0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:08.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think how many people population of two

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:10.520
<v Speaker 2>hundred and seventy four thousand. That's a lot.

0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll look it up. Yeah, look, listener, hit us up.

0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:20.879
<v Speaker 2>We have some Yeah, and you know what comedy club

0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:23.880
<v Speaker 2>people actually enjoy going to Reno?

0:46:23.960 --> 0:46:24.200
<v Speaker 1>Kurt?

0:46:24.280 --> 0:46:27.120
<v Speaker 2>We could we could road trip there. Yeah, it's only

0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:29.160
<v Speaker 2>about an eight hour drive. We could go half away.

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we do that. Let's go to Reno in twenty

0:46:33.480 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 2>twenty five. Yeah, but the mom did not tell police

0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 2>where her sons were. She refused to give whereabouts. Then,

0:46:41.200 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 2>on Monday, over two weeks after the theft, the hotel

0:46:44.000 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 2>received a package in the mail containing the.

0:46:46.040 --> 0:46:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Ring, mailed it back. Think about how expensive to mail

0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:53.320
<v Speaker 1>a rug is? Yeah, that's pretty expensive.

0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:55.600
<v Speaker 2>I know, but it's good they're I think they're back

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 2>in Reno. I think they were probably driving by goofing

0:46:58.280 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 2>off and they're the I mean, who knows. Also, gold

0:47:00.680 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Rush Steakhouse is incredible. If you've never been to the

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Madonna In. It's a wonderful place. A lot of our

0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:09.839
<v Speaker 2>peers have gotten married there because it is the most

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:13.880
<v Speaker 2>over the top hotel I've ever been to. It's one

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:15.680
<v Speaker 2>hundred and something rooms, one hundred and ten rooms, one

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:18.760
<v Speaker 2>hundred and twenty rooms, and every single one is decorated differently.

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Every single one.

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:22.600
<v Speaker 2>They have a theme. So some are clown rooms, some.

0:47:22.600 --> 0:47:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Are cave rooms like carooms.

0:47:25.040 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's five or six waterfall rooms where the shower

0:47:28.239 --> 0:47:31.319
<v Speaker 2>is a rock structure that pours water on you like

0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:35.640
<v Speaker 2>a waterfall. I stayed at one called rock Bottom, which

0:47:35.680 --> 0:47:37.800
<v Speaker 2>is very At that point in my life, that probably

0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:39.880
<v Speaker 2>was the right place for me to be staying. I

0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:43.080
<v Speaker 2>also stayed one and Tall and Short. That's a really

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<v Speaker 2>good room. If you're going to reserve one, stay in

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<v Speaker 2>the Tall and Short room. It's really fun.

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<v Speaker 1>What's tall and short about it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's nothing, I mean, that's the funny. It's the color.

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<v Speaker 2>The color scheme in there is beautiful. It's a balcony room,

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<v Speaker 2>which is nice, but there it's a great place. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're ever on a road trip in California, go to

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<v Speaker 2>the Madonna In stay a night. They have a bar,

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<v Speaker 2>the Silver Bar. They have a steakhouse. They have a steakhouse,

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<v Speaker 2>they have a breakfast thing. They have vented shopping upstairs,

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<v Speaker 2>and they have pools. But it is just one of

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<v Speaker 2>the strangest. It's amazing. It's rooms. There's nothing better. It's

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<v Speaker 2>romantic in its own way. I went there, God, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean to talk about Windy Day. I went there like

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<v Speaker 2>two or three, yeah, probably three years ago. And near

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<v Speaker 2>the Madonna In there are horse pastures. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if they're connected to the Madonna In, but they're definitely

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<v Speaker 2>horse farm nearby, and I thought, you know, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go commune with nature, take a little walk, say hi

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<v Speaker 2>to these horses. I love you love a horse.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't love a horse. I don't understand them, But either

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand the deep connection they have with other

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<v Speaker 1>with human beings, because every time I interact with a horse,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very much like you're kind of like a bird.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't really seem to make a connection. But that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. Also, I'm not I'm not combing them. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you got a comba horse to really get on

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<v Speaker 1>its good side.

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<v Speaker 2>They got Tickelet's chin a little bit, give a little nose,

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<v Speaker 2>a little scratch on the nose. But yeah, some people

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<v Speaker 2>are confident around horses. I'm still pretty terrified of them overall.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, even when I'm riding them, I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I could die at any moment, and this would be

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<v Speaker 2>a horrible way to go. But I go over there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like four or five horses in the field. They're

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<v Speaker 2>real pretty, and I'm picking all this long grass. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>picking the best grass outside of the pen I can

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<v Speaker 2>get because i really want to show these horses a treat.

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<v Speaker 2>They're probably one hundred two hundred yards away from me,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I hold up this sampful of just green,

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<v Speaker 2>long grass that probably i'd been cut since the mid eighties,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, you know, calling over, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>hey horse, and like clack. I'm just making noises, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like slapping my chest doing all this stuff, and they

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<v Speaker 2>start coming over. Three horses walk over, okay, and they

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<v Speaker 2>get over to me. And every time I go to feed,

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<v Speaker 2>if the wind is so windy, it's blowing the grass

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<v Speaker 2>out of my hand because I'm holding my palm flat

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<v Speaker 2>like they teach you when your little kids. The horse

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't chomp. So these horses are getting like one blade

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<v Speaker 2>of grass, and I don't know what sound horses make

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<v Speaker 2>when they're angry. I'm not a horse guy, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>an eck Wine studies major. But one of them is grunting,

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<v Speaker 2>and so my communing with nature was me pretending to

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<v Speaker 2>feed horses. I'm running around grabbing more grass, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>be cool. I'm holding it different. It just keeps blowing away.

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<v Speaker 2>One horse just walks away. One horse is like the

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<v Speaker 2>old sage was like I've seen this came before. This

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<v Speaker 2>is like the three Cardmonte equivalent for horses. The other

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<v Speaker 2>one was so sweet. I think it was like a mayor.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to like feed this, and then there's a

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<v Speaker 2>grunting horse that I just gave up and walked away.

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<v Speaker 5>And from that horse's perspective, some asshole just waves grass

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<v Speaker 5>at them, the horse horse, and then just keeps letting

0:50:58.640 --> 0:51:00.880
<v Speaker 5>grass blow away from them without ever feeding them, and

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<v Speaker 5>then just lightly hurries away without looking back.

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<v Speaker 2>So ashamed. The next person that probably tried to saddle

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<v Speaker 2>that horse probably got bucked so far into the air.

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<v Speaker 1>But I tried to commune.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like to commune with nature.

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<v Speaker 1>You did it. Congratulate nature, that horse and grass next

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<v Speaker 1>time you're at the Madonna and give it.

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<v Speaker 2>A big old carrot.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you for listening to the Bananas Podcast, folks.

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