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Speaker 1: We got some exciting news for those of us who
Speaker 1: were excited to figure out how AI works into a
Speaker 1: operational earning model in the world of Tell Them Tell
Speaker 1: Them So. Netflix just did their upfronts. This is exciting
Speaker 1: time for those of us who work in digital media,
Speaker 1: and they're basically going to start using AI to let
Speaker 1: advertisers marry their product with quote the shows and movies
Speaker 1: that they're streaming. Oh wow, So like literally generative AI
Speaker 1: commercials are going to be shoehorned into the show itself,
Speaker 1: Like do you remember did you see those what is it?
Speaker 1: Serve Cristal Cristal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Star Wars beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if anybody missed that there was a Chilean beer company.
Speaker 1: I assume this was like happening in the early eighties.
Speaker 1: This happened in like the early aughts. Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: were airing Star Wars with like obi Wan would like
Speaker 1: go an open a thing to get a fucking lightsaber oute,
Speaker 1: but they would insert a shot of a beer cooler
Speaker 1: opening with a survey crystal in it, and like somebody
Speaker 1: wearing what obi Wan was wearing so that it looked
Speaker 1: like it was in the thing, and then it would
Speaker 1: go serves Crystal with a guitarist thing. It's basically like that,
Speaker 1: but without without the fun or soul that is involved
Speaker 1: in that. That'll just be like, you know whatever, like
Speaker 1: a Lemondaddy dot com ad in the background of a
Speaker 1: fucking Stranger Things episode. God, Lemon Daddy, is that a
Speaker 1: thing outside of Los Angeles?
Speaker 2: That's the thing that's you're talking about. The the car
Speaker 2: insurance thing, like.
Speaker 1: The car insurance Yeah, just picks whatever. White NBA player
Speaker 1: plays for the Lakers and puts him in an ad
Speaker 1: sitting on a car.
Speaker 2: It's always weird how they're like, well, we want the
Speaker 2: white Laker, right, maybe because you're the most affordable, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I mean not Luker. I don't
Speaker 2: know how you can get Luker.
Speaker 1: And I think it was somebody else before that. Maybe
Speaker 1: not Maybe I remember being like, oh, Austin Reeves is
Speaker 1: getting his local ad money on. But anyways, these are
Speaker 1: billboards around the LA area, and they just always they
Speaker 1: started out with Austin Reeves when he like started being good.
Speaker 1: He's like the you know, third best scorer on the Lakers,
Speaker 1: and then that recently this year, like the Lakers drafted
Speaker 1: a white rookie and suddenly he started showing up in.
Speaker 2: The This is so fucking this Google AI is so
Speaker 2: fucking stupid. You search Lemon Daddy Lakers and it says
Speaker 2: it's a it's a play that the Lakers run called
Speaker 2: Lemon Daddy. Are you am? I completely out of the
Speaker 2: loop here because it.
Speaker 1: Is not familiar with that. But maybe they did, like
Speaker 1: to a self referential play.
Speaker 2: I think what they're doing is like they're taking like
Speaker 2: they're saying the reference point is like the Laker Film
Speaker 2: Room podcast had an episode called Lemon Daddy, and it's
Speaker 2: just like presuming that they run a play called Lemon Daddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, google a never run about it.
Speaker 2: A play where Reeves, with the ball in his hands,
Speaker 2: drives to the basket. He can either shoot himself or
Speaker 2: more commonly, throws an ally you pass to James, who
Speaker 2: is positioned near the basket.
Speaker 1: I could see them naming naming it that because it
Speaker 1: is a pretty iconic ad and they're just like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call it lemon Daddy so that everybody knows exactly
Speaker 1: what we're about to do.
Speaker 2: Lemon Daddy, Lemon Daddy, Lemon Daddy. All right, about to
Speaker 2: drive and then lob it up to Lebron Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They demonstrate an example that plays the image of a
Speaker 1: product over a background in by one of his shows,
Speaker 1: like Stranger Things.
Speaker 2: So wait, okay, So then it would just be like
Speaker 2: here's a fun logo in the middle of a of
Speaker 2: a scene.
Speaker 1: Basically, I don't know if it's going to be in
Speaker 1: a scene or if it because one of the things
Speaker 1: they've started doing is on the ADS supported model, when
Speaker 1: you hit pause and AD plays sure, Sure, sure, so
Speaker 1: I don't know that. Maybe maybe they're doing that so
Speaker 1: you hit pause and then whatever scene you're watching there
Speaker 1: like has an ad kind of inserted into it. There's
Speaker 1: no ways that this is going to go wrong or
Speaker 1: look horrifying or embarrassed brands.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean, especially with everything you're reading
Speaker 2: about the evolution of AI right chat GBT is moving
Speaker 2: forward and forward and forward. Nothing to see here. Everything's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually accelerate. I actually just got to push
Speaker 1: notification from the New York Times saying is the apocalypse near?
Speaker 1: Because we're not ready for what's coming from the AI world.
Speaker 1: A story that has been spread around by Sam Altman,
Speaker 1: whose company just released an aproduct that was too shitty
Speaker 1: for people to use. And that's like your opinion, man,
Speaker 1: take it back and be like, psych, we're sorry about
Speaker 1: that and we are sorry that was bad anyways. Uh So,
Speaker 1: but I have no doubt this will probably be a
Speaker 1: AI product that people like, a way for people to
Speaker 1: make money off of AI. Also, don't really give a
Speaker 1: shit if they're using AI to make like, like, because
Speaker 1: ads are already bad, you know, like I don't already
Speaker 1: ignore them, right yeah, yeah, But it's bad because it's
Speaker 1: like replacing humans.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, but but obviously like the human replacement part.
Speaker 2: And I think, I mean, while I don't care about
Speaker 2: ads because my brain just completely turns off when I'm
Speaker 2: seeing like an ad. Yeah, I think there's just like
Speaker 2: the part of the visual being interrupted with some weird
Speaker 2: shit to be like, hey man, check out fucking these
Speaker 2: big pens. Like I know, fuck all that. It's too
Speaker 2: too like back in the future.
Speaker 1: Every time. It's just like a guy coming out from
Speaker 1: under the screen being like, hey man, you watch him
Speaker 1: back to the future. Check out these big pens. Chick it. Well,
Speaker 1: it looks like it's all bendy, right, Hey man, what
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Speaker 1: adds they're fun or the Passion of the Christ sequel. Oh,
Speaker 1: the Passion of the Christ sequel.
Speaker 2: We got one of those coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like they're really like this has been
Speaker 1: talked about for a while, but now it's officially taking shape.
Speaker 1: We have the company that's going to make it, distribute it.
Speaker 1: It's Lionsgate, the same company that made the first one.
Speaker 2: Oh right back. They're back at it again, Back.
Speaker 1: At it again, baby Gibson and lions Gate together, I think,
Speaker 1: you know, I think you know what's got to happen. Gibson.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping next year sometime. Uh, there's a lot required
Speaker 1: because it is I'll just tell you this. It's an
Speaker 1: acid trip that she's still on. Whatever he was on.
Speaker 2: This is an acid trip.
Speaker 1: It's an acid trip. Man.
Speaker 2: What the yeah? Some fucking like they open what what
Speaker 2: happens at the end? Did they open the cave and
Speaker 2: he's not in there at the end of the New Testament? No? No,
Speaker 2: at the end of the First passion Christ, So.
Speaker 1: I think, uh, end of passionate Christ or I believe
Speaker 1: I believe he No, he dies, they go back and
Speaker 1: then I believe no, nobody goes back. In fact, I
Speaker 1: think we just see him emerge from the tomb and
Speaker 1: he looked mad, kind of like you like, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: he looks like.
Speaker 2: It and he's he's like so you really let them
Speaker 2: do that shit to me, huh fuck all you why
Speaker 2: and then just starts killing everybody with his Jesus powers.
Speaker 1: It's a super producer. Victor pointed out he does have
Speaker 1: a machine gun, so I think he's like, this one
Speaker 1: is going to be Jesus goes to Hell and like
Speaker 1: goes on this spiritual journey and oh wow wow. Uh.
Speaker 1: Mel Gibson's like on this next level trad Catholic. It's
Speaker 1: all about the pain and suffering thing. Our writer Jam
Speaker 1: made a really good point that I want to acknowledge here.
Speaker 1: He pointed out that, uh, as they announced Passion of
Speaker 1: the Christ, to which I think is going to be
Speaker 1: called Resurrection of the Christ, sort of a dark Knight
Speaker 1: Rises type situation, but with the Christ, they announced that
Speaker 1: the next Saw movie was deleted from their schedule, like
Speaker 1: at the same time, so Saw Levin disappear Past of
Speaker 1: the Christ to appear on the schedule, and so it's
Speaker 1: almost like this is a replacement, which is interesting because
Speaker 1: they are basically the same genre. They're both torture porn movies,
Speaker 1: you know, and they were the company behind I think
Speaker 1: the Saft franchise, and they were the company behind the
Speaker 1: first Passion movie. So I'm wondering there's gotta be like
Speaker 1: a meeting at some point, because the First Passion movie
Speaker 1: came out in like two thousand and four, and then
Speaker 1: like all these torture porn movies came out. I wonder
Speaker 1: if they were, like our numbers are telling us that
Speaker 1: people just want to see somebody get torture, because the
Speaker 1: First Passion is one of the most inexplicable, like massive
Speaker 1: hits that I've ever seen. It. Like, I watched it
Speaker 1: in theaters and I was like, what the fuck, Like
Speaker 1: I've never this doesn't even seem like a movie. It
Speaker 1: just seemed just watching this dude get the shit beat
Speaker 1: out of him for an hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, oh yeah, well white people needed to
Speaker 2: see a movie where people that look like them got tortured.
Speaker 2: Yeah too in a historical man, we love it. Man
Speaker 2: that was there like Amistad or Twelve Years of Slave.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, look what they did. Look what they did
Speaker 1: to us us.
Speaker 2: Like you're Christ for this purpose?
Speaker 1: Yes? This was for who us us us?
Speaker 2: Wow? North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Uh. Brian is pitching titles Brian the Editor to Christ
Speaker 1: too spurious as to the Christ too dead.
Speaker 2: Christening Dead Christening?
Speaker 1: Okay, or the final Christening. I'm liking it.
Speaker 2: Christian impossible, there's but I do.
Speaker 1: Just wonder if they were like this is where the tour,
Speaker 1: like if we didn't realize it, but the first big
Speaker 1: torture porn movie, that all those torture porn like horror
Speaker 1: movies were based on where they were, Like did you
Speaker 1: see Passion? That movies fucked up? Like I wonder we
Speaker 1: should start making horror movies. But by this freak Eli
Speaker 1: Roth who seems to have a fetish or something.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's wild though too. I mean, like cause it's
Speaker 2: funny to take like a move, like a movie from
Speaker 2: a guy who's as anti Semitic as Mel Gibson, who's
Speaker 2: like trying to like the Jews are killing g like
Speaker 2: that's his whole thing. And then Eli Roth is like, ah, man,
Speaker 2: he's got it. This the torture stuff's pretty good. I
Speaker 2: guess yeah, I can ignore all the terrible shit about
Speaker 2: Mel Gibson. I don't even know why, Like why they
Speaker 2: do you think this is gonna do good? I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there will be like a big campaign churches will
Speaker 1: like buy tickets for people, you know, that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: It will get like culture War A five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's like, yeah, that's what I feel.
Speaker 1: It was the first movie that was like culture war
Speaker 1: bait that at a time like before anybody before Trump
Speaker 1: had even like realized, oh I can be openly racist,
Speaker 1: and a bunch of people like that because it's such
Speaker 1: a racist, shitty country, Like people are a like clamor
Speaker 1: for that. And so he was like that this was
Speaker 1: a movie where like I remember this is when I
Speaker 1: worked for ABC News, and like around the release of this,
Speaker 1: there was an interview with like on the show I
Speaker 1: worked on where they interviewed mel Gibson and were like,
Speaker 1: so you're anti semitic, right, absolutely? Not absolutely, but like
Speaker 1: so your dad is anti semitic. You believe a lot
Speaker 1: of the same shit. Your dad says, Oh yeah, you've
Speaker 1: been been on record saying these kind of antisemitic things.
Speaker 1: You're why are you not? And then like just denied, deny, deny,
Speaker 1: And then like I think a couple of years later,
Speaker 1: he got drunk and started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, letting it all hang out, letting.
Speaker 1: It all hang out, Slastika flagfly, okay, Male Geepson if
Speaker 1: that's your male real name, Hey Meal, that's wild.
Speaker 2: I think, so what it's coming out September twenties because
Speaker 2: the party was like, shouldn't it be easter? I'm like,
Speaker 2: well not if it's an acid trip that's meant to
Speaker 2: just incite people's outright age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be.
Speaker 2: This is spooky, but September twenty six.
Speaker 1: Is you're in Lucky see season.
Speaker 2: Okay, acid trips, spooky Jesus Resurrection.
Speaker 1: But they haven't even started shooting this, so I don't
Speaker 1: know how it's gonna come out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they haven't fucking shot this yet.
Speaker 1: No, and it's supposed to be like a like super expensive,
Speaker 1: like psychedelic.
Speaker 2: It can't be this year.
Speaker 1: No, it's got to be September twenty six of Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. There is some weird trippy stuff in
Speaker 1: like the final books of the New Testament, so maybe
Speaker 1: maybe it'll be interesting. I wonder. I wonder if there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a part where Jesus comes back to like
Speaker 1: kill Ponchess Pilot and punches pilots hair falls off, and
Speaker 1: it should turn out he have wig oh, like in
Speaker 1: like Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson's latest movie. What was
Speaker 1: that called, like plane airsickness, plane turbulence, turbulence flight wrists, Yah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so very vague aviation term risk, all right, Walmart?
Speaker 1: Yeahs and prices. And they might actually say that it
Speaker 1: has something to do with and we're not pointing fingers here.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna blame at all on nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: But it might have something to do with the immigrants.
Speaker 2: Oh, orryiff tariffs, Yeah, yeah, they just recent the Walmart
Speaker 2: CEO just told analysts, like on an earnings call, quote,
Speaker 2: we will do our best to keep our prices as
Speaker 2: low as possible, but given the magnitude of the tariffs,
Speaker 2: even at the reduced levels announced this week, we aren't
Speaker 2: able to absorb all the pressure. Given the reality of
Speaker 2: narrow retoom.
Speaker 1: You just want to like get a call from Trump.
Speaker 1: So he was like, watch, I'll get this, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna have to tell people that
Speaker 2: it's about the tariffs. He said, quote, I'm concerned that consumer,
Speaker 2: that the consumer is going to start seeing higher prices.
Speaker 2: You will begin to see that likely towards the tail
Speaker 2: end of this month, and then certainly much more in June.
Speaker 2: That was what their their CFO said to CNBC today, So,
Speaker 2: I mean again, I just like, obviously it's the tariffs,
Speaker 2: and I just wish the media, like I hate the
Speaker 2: way they don't that they don't frame any of this
Speaker 2: that also exposes corporate greed, Like, yes, the tariffs are
Speaker 2: are obviously going to cause prices to go up, but
Speaker 2: like and also just letting them be like put our margins,
Speaker 2: you know, rather than being like how much money do
Speaker 2: you did you make in profit last year? Okay, are
Speaker 2: you not able to like absorb this cost to help
Speaker 2: your fucking customers that even buy your shit? Or again,
Speaker 2: it's because you want to return that in the form
Speaker 2: of buybacks and you know, reward the shareholders for fucking
Speaker 2: sticking by you. It's like they don't like Walmart is
Speaker 2: not a fucking knife's edge. And it's also really ironic.
Speaker 2: Like back in the day Walmart's like made in America,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, was like all their shit
Speaker 2: and now they're like, bro, like everything's from that's all
Speaker 2: from cheaper places like China. So yeah, the price is
Speaker 2: gonna go up.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I can't do anything about it because I have
Speaker 2: to keep our margins. We have to keep our margins.
Speaker 2: I just have no sympathy for like these mega businesses
Speaker 2: small business I mean, obviously those are people dealing with
Speaker 2: like razor thin margins. Yeah, but something like Walmart when
Speaker 2: you have like what, let's just see, what's what do
Speaker 2: you expect us to do?
Speaker 1: Reduce our stock buybacks and give an earnings report that
Speaker 1: isn't bafo and doesn't drive the line go up? Like
Speaker 1: that's impossible, that's we would be That was a dereliction
Speaker 1: of duty. My good sir, Yeah, my god.
Speaker 2: They they're making some billions with fifteen billion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're one of the They revenue wise, I think
Speaker 1: they're the top company in America.
Speaker 2: But because in one of the biggest employers too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they because they it takes so much money to
Speaker 1: run a Walmart. They also have lower margins than like
Speaker 1: an Apple for instance.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's just like the irony of like a
Speaker 2: small business destroying company like Walmart then being like, I mean,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have there the tear, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: and we're not going to dip into this war chest
Speaker 2: of money that we have.
Speaker 1: It's wild, man. Walmart is like just such a clear
Speaker 1: example of how neoliberalism and like late stage capitalism works
Speaker 1: where it's just they just went around the country. You
Speaker 1: could just like see it like all you know, like
Speaker 1: when I lived in Missouri, like the everything was Walmart.
Speaker 1: It was just like a monoculture of Walmarts and then
Speaker 1: like a bunch of you know, strip malls and stuff
Speaker 1: with just like shuttered mama pop stores.
Speaker 2: In a ginary store, yeah, a clothing store, a yeah,
Speaker 2: toy store, and I'm sorry that all became a Walmart.
Speaker 1: Basically they just come through and stick a straw in
Speaker 1: the ground and drink up all your milkshake. You know.
Speaker 2: I like these right that now, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's a cool metaphor that I made up myself.
Speaker 2: That's sick, dude, that's sick. Uh.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. We're back, and we're back. M h
Speaker 1: and we're back.
Speaker 2: Wow, lean into it.
Speaker 1: What do we what do we? Uh? Most Americans don't
Speaker 1: earn enough to afford basic costs of living analysis funds. Wow. Uh.
Speaker 2: Based on a general analysis of just looking around at people,
Speaker 2: I know, I've just come to this conclusion that most
Speaker 2: Americans don't earn enough to like, yeah and now.
Speaker 1: Please, We've done an analysis. Yeah, and the analysis is in.
Speaker 1: The numbers are in. Baby, it's bad.
Speaker 2: For the bottom sixty percent of US households. A quote
Speaker 2: minimum quality of life is out of reach.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the middle class has been declining. We just haven't
Speaker 2: recognized it fully. Chairman Jean Ludwig told the CBS Money
Speaker 2: Watch It. It's really dangerous because it's the kind of
Speaker 2: thing that leads to social unrest. And it's not fair.
Speaker 2: The American gam is not that it's given to you you.
Speaker 2: It's that if you work hard, you have a chance
Speaker 2: to get ahead and achieve the things in life that
Speaker 2: you want to achieve. It's not living in a tent,
Speaker 2: not having to steal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure Donald Trump is very I do
Speaker 1: think this is news to to see like CBS News
Speaker 1: or you know, like that this is the sort of
Speaker 1: thing that they do. They're like, we have a crazy
Speaker 1: new report in guys that we haven't really been acknowledging.
Speaker 1: Is real where things things bad in America. Like we
Speaker 1: thought jobs were good and everything was fucking skyrocketing.
Speaker 2: It's like it always I feel like we just needed
Speaker 2: I mean, if I were king, what I would do
Speaker 2: is you couldn't be talking like on the mainstream media
Speaker 2: unless you knew actual working people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you were singing that song earlier saying that
Speaker 1: you just can't wait to be king.
Speaker 2: Yeah that and when I am king, you will be
Speaker 2: first against the wall was the other king lyric that.
Speaker 2: But my opinions will be okay, right, yeah with your opinion,
Speaker 2: which is of no consequence at all. Fuck, I big
Speaker 2: plans for my opinion. A paranoid fucking android man.
Speaker 1: Paranoid fucking android brother that Karma police ands, which isn't
Speaker 1: that paranoid? Yeah? Anyways, shout on radiohead. Also terrible politics.
Speaker 2: Nobody's under touch, paranoid android.
Speaker 1: Brian the editor is saying, none of that is getting
Speaker 1: cut like we wanted it cut. You cut everything else, man,
Speaker 1: Just make it the us singing that.
Speaker 2: We have to live with our shame every day.
Speaker 1: It's uh yeah, it's beat out there. And I I
Speaker 1: just like think about the fact that they're like we
Speaker 1: have some breaking late breaking news like ship reports like this,
Speaker 1: when they're like, why are kids dissolute llusioned? It must
Speaker 1: be TikTok? Why why is populist politics popular right now?
Speaker 1: It must be you know, Trump like has hacked the election,
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, no, it's fucking this is
Speaker 1: this everybody's fucking well, the system's not working as bad
Speaker 1: for everyone.
Speaker 2: This article is really fucked up because it's just describing
Speaker 2: what's happening with no attribution, no causation, nothing. It's just
Speaker 2: like yeah, and it's just like one says, the gap
Speaker 2: between how much low income families earned and how much
Speaker 2: they need to afford a minimum cost of living is
Speaker 2: expected to keep widening. Huh Okay, that's it. No solutions
Speaker 2: and it's gonna get worse.
Speaker 1: And our local meteorologist tells us that this gap is
Speaker 1: supposed to keep widening. Huh So look out for some
Speaker 1: stormy weather ahead, folks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a fucking wild time.
Speaker 1: But finally, we do have little life hack from I
Speaker 1: like two miles. When I'm trying to make my life
Speaker 1: a little bit better, I like to look to the
Speaker 1: c suite of big, powerful companies because these are the people.
Speaker 2: Who have figured it out the most.
Speaker 1: They are winning. How do I be winning? Easy? Okay?
Speaker 1: So one of the things I struggle with is a
Speaker 1: little something called Sunday scaries. You ever have that you
Speaker 1: feel anxiety too many drugs good Sunday.
Speaker 2: Stop taking them. Then I start feeling so I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't stop.
Speaker 1: You don't stop taking.
Speaker 2: Sunday scary.
Speaker 1: Thing you got going on Sunday scaries is when if
Speaker 1: I haven't worked for a couple of days and I'm
Speaker 1: going back to work, I start to feel dread and
Speaker 1: tightness in my chest, and UH start to be like,
Speaker 1: I think I'm bad. You guys, honey, I think I'm bad.
Speaker 1: I didn't work enough. But we have we have a
Speaker 1: fucking solution. Yeah, the HubSpot CEO. What's HubSpot?
Speaker 2: HubSpot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no clue.
Speaker 2: It's a US based developer and marketer of software products
Speaker 2: for inbound marketing, sales, and customer service.
Speaker 1: So doing the lord's work, saving lives every day. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't want Sunday scaries, work on Sunday. That's straight
Speaker 1: up for her advice. What you don't want Sunday scaries,
Speaker 1: just be working on that weekend. You never stop working,
Speaker 1: therefore you don't get Sunday scaries. Sunday scaries is just
Speaker 1: your brain telling you you are a bad capitalist and
Speaker 1: you suck exactly.
Speaker 2: Just never turn the engine off right and you'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Burned the candle from both ends and everything will be okay.
Speaker 2: You know that old adage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're when you're spending time with your family,
Speaker 1: that's time that you could be avoiding the Sunday scaries. Okay,
Speaker 1: But guilt for spending time with your family is a
Speaker 1: good thing, and it's a it's an important messenger letting
Speaker 1: you know. Yep, uh be afraid of your family.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep. This is this is amazing, This is amazing.
Speaker 2: I I like the way these people talk. It's so frightening.
Speaker 2: But again, we always say like you have to have
Speaker 2: something wrong with you to get to the c suite, like,
Speaker 2: oh like, And of course it's either because with you
Speaker 2: you're the world of capitalism. Yeah, you're so like capitalism
Speaker 2: poisoned in your brain that you're just like yeah, man.
Speaker 2: The way like I avoid the work stress of like
Speaker 2: going back to work, is to never stop working. I
Speaker 2: will only work forever. And that's how I became impervious
Speaker 2: to any kind.
Speaker 1: She does break on Friday nights and some part of Saturday,
Speaker 1: so she is.
Speaker 2: I guess the doctors call that sleeping, But yes, I
Speaker 2: do give myself a break. I'm not an animal, so.
Speaker 1: I have this app that just re converts my emails
Speaker 1: to audio and just reads them to me as I'm asleep,
Speaker 1: so that anytime a new email comes in, I just
Speaker 1: haven't read to me and I've already processed it in
Speaker 1: my unconscious mind by the time I wake up.
Speaker 2: Wow, that sounds like so fucked up, like email inception
Speaker 2: for CEOs, where it's like, yeah, I hook my brain
Speaker 2: up to this box at night and it's like, I.
Speaker 1: Straight up an email nightmare this week. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: like any a nightmare where I was like woke up
Speaker 1: and was like, oh shit, I need to like respond
Speaker 1: to that email and it was just a bad dream.
Speaker 2: Good God, I'm going to quit the show. I didn't
Speaker 2: think I was doing a show where a fucking gerb
Speaker 2: like this, dude, nightmares, Jack, you should try it. You
Speaker 2: should try just emailing NonStop.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Yeah, I'm about that Capital is life. Because
Speaker 1: I woke up and checked my grabbed my phone and
Speaker 1: tried to respond to a dream email.
Speaker 2: I woke up like this, you're holding a laptop, okay, Beyonce,
Speaker 2: Oh no, all right.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Thursday afternoon. Yep, we are back tomorrow with a
Speaker 1: whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines
Speaker 1: while you still can, get your flu shots while you
Speaker 1: still can. Don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we
Speaker 1: will talk to y' all tomorrow. Bye bye.
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