WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Hate A Date

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<v Speaker 2>Eight hundred do you y Away. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning. And we do a lot of second

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<v Speaker 2>dates on this show, Oh my gosh, so many, which

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<v Speaker 2>is why I know from our listeners it really does

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<v Speaker 2>suck when you get ghosted without any reason or explanation

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<v Speaker 2>for it. Nobody should feel left out in the dark

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<v Speaker 2>like that, and that's why we've created a brand new

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<v Speaker 2>dating service, Oh no, that could end up replacing our

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<v Speaker 2>second date segment entirely. Do not be surprised if I

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<v Speaker 2>call you in your phone tap right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this Lisa Way?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Yeah, this is who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Tom from hay to Date.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry what my.

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<v Speaker 2>Name is Tom? I'm calling from the service Hated Date.

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<v Speaker 2>You've probably seen our ads on to B.

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<v Speaker 3>No, what is that? I've never heard of that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh to B it's a great streaming service.

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<v Speaker 3>No, whatever you said before, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, the company I work for hated date?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Surprised you haven't heard of it. We're a legitimate service,

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<v Speaker 2>so we're not trying to sell you anything. Don't worry. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're only the messenger for dates gone wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>How does what does that have to do with me?

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<v Speaker 2>You recently went out with a guy named Felix to

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<v Speaker 2>a barbecue place, and he wants you to know he

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<v Speaker 2>hated it. What? Yeah, hated date?

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<v Speaker 4>Why would you do I don't even understand this, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>how is this a business? And why would somebody do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Felix is part of the reputable male anti ghosting movement.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you're familiar.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh no, oh, who never heard of that either.

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<v Speaker 2>We believe that it's cruel and insensitive to leave people

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<v Speaker 2>on red. You know, it's nice to know how the

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<v Speaker 2>people you're dating actually feel. Don't you agree?

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<v Speaker 3>So you call them and say that you hated the date.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't hate the date. Felix hated it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. Why would you? Why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Felix has paid for this service to relay the message

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<v Speaker 2>to you, and he wants you to know your score

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<v Speaker 2>for your hated date was a one point five out

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<v Speaker 2>of ten. I know that seems low, but there's a

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<v Speaker 2>guy on the north end of town. I talked to

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<v Speaker 2>him earlier. He got a zero point six.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>You say you don't care, but I can hear in

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<v Speaker 2>your voice. You know, you sound like you're kind of

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<v Speaker 2>upset about it.

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<v Speaker 4>And the second you're calling me to tell me that

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<v Speaker 4>my date with this guy sucked, like you weren't there.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he told me about it because I do work

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<v Speaker 2>for Hay to date.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you stop saying the name of your stupid company

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<v Speaker 4>like I've literally never heard this before.

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<v Speaker 2>Well again, we're on TV, So.

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<v Speaker 3>What is Toby?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Okay, ma'am, I'm just doing my job here.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even believe this is a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, some would say it's actually thoughtful, thoughtful to let

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<v Speaker 2>you know this information.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he's a thoughtful piece of for doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like me to send that information back to him?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, please tell him, tell him. I think he's a

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<v Speaker 4>thoughtful piece.

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<v Speaker 2>Of All right, let me just take that down, thought

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<v Speaker 2>full piece of excrement. Perfectay, Okay, you're lucky. We are

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<v Speaker 2>recently allowed to type expletives, so that is a plus

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<v Speaker 2>and sent. Congratulations, you have successfully sent your review through

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<v Speaker 2>Hated Date. Woo, that'll be twenty four to ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 4>Please are you kidding me? No, no, no, this is

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<v Speaker 4>not how this works. You said he paid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he paid for his review of you, so you

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<v Speaker 2>have to pay for yours of him.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't tested it myself if I knew it was

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<v Speaker 4>going to cost money.

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<v Speaker 2>But you didn't do that. So you need to pay

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<v Speaker 2>that amount in thirty days or you will be sent

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<v Speaker 2>to collections.

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<v Speaker 3>You mother, that is not even gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do you want to include that in your comments

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<v Speaker 2>to Polix?

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's just my comments for you.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have a seventy five cent per letter special

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<v Speaker 2>going on right now.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not going to get away with this, like I

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<v Speaker 4>am not giving you any money. You come here to

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<v Speaker 4>my house try to get that money from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I mean I can forward this bill to Brook

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeffrey in the morning and they'll pay it because

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<v Speaker 2>they do prank phone calls on the radio, so that'd

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<v Speaker 2>be kind of like an exchange for this phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>that we're doing on you right now. No, yeah, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Your friend player to set you up for a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, one, I'm gonna kill her in two.

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<v Speaker 4>Holy crap, you got this.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry. Clara said that you were nervous about this date

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<v Speaker 2>that you went on recently and you weren't sure if

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<v Speaker 2>it went well or not. Oh God, hopefully this cleared

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<v Speaker 2>thing's up for you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, but but you got my blood pressure up. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>awakened now perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking at staying up late. You can watch more TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Wake up. Every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on

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<v Speaker 2>the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning