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Speaker 1: Hey, Welcome back to Bombing with Eric Andrey, the podcast

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Speaker 1: where I talk with friends, comedians, musicians, and other creative

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Speaker 1: people about their worst moments on stage and getting annihilated

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Speaker 1: by a live audience. This week's guest is comedian rapper

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Speaker 1: Zach Fox. He talks about his time doing stand up

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Speaker 1: in black rooms or It's the Whitest of white Rooms.

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Speaker 1: my hang with Zach Fox.

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Speaker 2: Let's add free episodes every week.

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Speaker 3: Let's get into it Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna talk about bombing. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a story for your past, Like, what's

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Speaker 1: the worst you've ever done on stage? Like have you

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Speaker 1: ever got a glass bottle thrown at you or boot

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Speaker 1: off the stage.

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Speaker 4: Or definitely got booed off stage?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Do you do stand up in black rooms like urban

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Speaker 1: night or do you only do like all alternative rooms

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Speaker 1: or mainstream rooms.

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Speaker 4: I've done I've done both and I've had a bad

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Speaker 4: time in both.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 4: The blackest room I ever did was in Detroit, and

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Speaker 4: I remember I think I wipe it out.

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Speaker 2: Disassociating, Yeah, like.

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Speaker 4: I'm in it in because and I can't even tell

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Speaker 4: you what I was saying, because I think I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: what's up. I'm Zach, I'm from Atlanta. And I just

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Speaker 4: heard somebody in the back like this.

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Speaker 1: Nigga, you're already on the off the love list.

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Speaker 4: So it just it already started kicking in and the

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Speaker 4: silence and the you know what I mean, and like

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Speaker 4: i've in your intro, just your setup gott Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: I was I was green and like you know, like

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Speaker 4: I think when I started standing up, I was definitely

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Speaker 4: like I want to be as like abrasive edgelor you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean, Yeah, because I thought that would

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Speaker 4: you know, but this is Detroit.

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Speaker 2: They're like shut up.

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Speaker 3: They're like whatever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And I remember I had like like my pants were

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Speaker 4: like slightly too short. Uh, they were like high water

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Speaker 4: a little bit, and somebody like called that out. And

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Speaker 4: you know, black people, they don't we don't have to

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Speaker 4: like really say anything.

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Speaker 2: We could just say look at his nigga.

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Speaker 4: Pants, And that got more last.

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Speaker 2: Than what I was setting up.

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Speaker 4: I was in the middle of a setup or something,

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Speaker 4: and just look at his pants, just look at them,

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Speaker 4: just observe him.

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Speaker 3: That hurts.

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Speaker 2: It hurts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you just walk off stage like I want

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Speaker 1: a quick comedy or were you like, uh you?

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Speaker 4: I think that time in the other worst one I had,

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Speaker 4: which was in uh Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Speaker 2: She went from the blackest show to the whitest show.

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Speaker 4: Absolute other side of the spectrum and bomb at the

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Speaker 4: racial polls, the spectrum of c in America. Exactly, it's

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Speaker 4: not them, it's you. That's what guy was saying. It's

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Speaker 4: not them. You're wait what happened in Salt Lake City?

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Speaker 4: I was trying to tell I think I was. I

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Speaker 4: was just riffing. I was like, just fucking with the crowd,

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Speaker 4: and I was I didn't realize how talking about Mormons

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Speaker 4: and talking about Mormon ship in fucking Utah is like

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Speaker 4: talking about Nipsey Hustle in LA Like you have to

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Speaker 4: have a sensitivity, super citent like And I didn't realize that.

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Speaker 4: And I'm just like, you know, it's my first time

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Speaker 4: there and I'm talking ship, and I mean, the black

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Speaker 4: room didn't boo. They were there was still like, you know,

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Speaker 4: they were still giving me a shot. They were just

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Speaker 4: like this guy looks funny and he's like nerd. But

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Speaker 4: the White Room was like boom ship boo nigger.

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Speaker 2: It started a chance. It was in the forties.

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Speaker 1: Strom Thurman was in the Yeah no wait, they booed

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Speaker 2: No, I stayed. You stayed the.

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Speaker 4: Tall You know that that one was the worst because

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Speaker 4: that one felt like, you know, it's saving private Ryan

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Speaker 4: where his ears are ringing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like bringing bad when Walter White's like having a

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Speaker 1: pants or meltdown, You're hearing muffled sound.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah ship and yeah, uh that's funny. I think uh.

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Speaker 4: I think Alex Huggins was there. Actually really I.

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Speaker 2: Was just talking to him, so he was there, so

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Speaker 2: he witnessed you. Oh yeah, he's from Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 4: That was either yeah, yeah, and he was you know,

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Speaker 4: he was having a fantastic time because of it. He

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Speaker 4: was like, you know this guy standing and he was

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Speaker 4: like front row. Yeah, and he was just dying at

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Speaker 4: like the context of it. Yes, that I was just

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Speaker 4: and just getting hit with everything, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 4: and still responding but not winning in any.

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Speaker 2: Was it just the Mormon jokes that that turned them

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Speaker 2: or was the whole thing just I think the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: They were just like fuck you go away. Also it

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Speaker 4: was like like I'm sure you've had this experience doing

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Speaker 4: stand up before someone doing music is the worst? Is

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Speaker 4: ass like the worst objectively because those people came to

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Speaker 4: get in a completely different vibration.

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Speaker 2: They don't mix at all at all at all.

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Speaker 4: Ever, No, ever, unless you are telling jokes over like

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Speaker 4: a guy playing saxophone or some.

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Speaker 2: Shit, yeah maybe, and who does that work? I mean

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Speaker 2: one of you has to die? Yeah, according to the crowd.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it doesn't work. Yeah, it's two different mediums.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever seen it?

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Speaker 2: Like go well, like have you done it the only time?

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Speaker 1: And it doesn't really count, Like I saw Chappelle at

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Speaker 1: Radio City Music Hall and he had to live quality

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Speaker 1: open up. But they're so famous and people are going

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Speaker 1: specifically for them that you don't need to win over

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Speaker 1: the crowd at all. At that level of fame, there

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Speaker 1: away with mixing the two. But until you're at that echelon,

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Speaker 1: if you're starting out and stand up and not even

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Speaker 1: to the crowd in a way, be like, yes, I

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Speaker 1: do stand up too, and I'm good at it. If

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Speaker 1: you're before or after music, or there's music involved, and

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Speaker 1: it's that kind of up because music you don't have

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Speaker 1: to pay attention. Yeah, jokes, you have to pay attention. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And music you can stand. You can kind of drift

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Speaker 1: You can walk out, you can walk in, you can

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Speaker 1: dance to it. Stand up you have to sit and watch.

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Speaker 1: You don't stand while you watch TV. You sit while

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Speaker 1: TV comedy on TV. So it's the same for stand up.

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Speaker 1: So stand up as it requires something different from the audience.

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Speaker 1: But the audience doesn't know that. They don't know the nuances,

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Speaker 1: and it's not their job to know. It's not their

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Speaker 4: A concert, you could just at any moment start screaming

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Speaker 4: at the top of your lungs. Yeah, And when there's

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Speaker 4: a part of the show where someone's like, hey, let

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Speaker 4: me change that etiquette real quick for me, not for you,

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Speaker 4: but for my stories that I want to tell you

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Speaker 4: you're like naturally be like no, yeah, I don't care.

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Speaker 4: Cardi Playboy Cardi is about to I don't give a

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Speaker 4: fuck what your dad whoever did this?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, right.

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Speaker 3: With a recdre call me with are.

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Speaker 1: What's the worst you've ever seen? Somebody bomb? And this

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Speaker 1: can be like a concert or it doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: be comedy, Oh man, it could just be like a

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Speaker 1: freestyle rap battle or something where a white guy came

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Speaker 1: up and said the N word like a.

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Speaker 2: Bunch in the face. I just saw that recently. That's

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Speaker 2: what I thought about. I might have said it to you.

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Speaker 3: But.

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Speaker 4: You know, I've seen some I've seen some some pretty

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Speaker 4: bad ones.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: I got a homie who's who's hilarious. He's gonna he's

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Speaker 4: gonna hate me for bringing this up. Actually to change

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Speaker 4: the name. I'm not going to change because because he's

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Speaker 4: he's he's too dope for me to to change his name.

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Speaker 4: And he would appreciate this, but he didn't really he

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Speaker 4: I'll tell a great story of a man bombing and

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Speaker 4: completely taking it back and then winning. It was a

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Speaker 4: night where it was me rest in peace, Jack Knight,

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Speaker 4: Quinton Brunson, ioh Jamar neighbors and I want to say

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Speaker 4: there was there was one more comic. But we did

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Speaker 4: the belly Room and uh, you know everybody, Oh, Clayton

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Speaker 4: English was there and like everybody killed and it was

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Speaker 4: super dope and Thundercat was there and room was packed.

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Speaker 4: Great people Mexico did. It's my home in Mexico, justin

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Speaker 4: from Atlanta. One of the funniest people I know. But

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Speaker 4: you know, he was trying to do some stand up.

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Speaker 4: He was like, let me try it out. Is he

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Speaker 4: not a stand up and he's trying to do a

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Speaker 4: stand up at all? Yeah, he's not a stand up.

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Speaker 4: And he was like, let me try it out. And

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Speaker 4: It was like the worst. It was like I think

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Speaker 4: at one point he just like was quiet on stage.

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Speaker 4: But he told like some stories and people like we're

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Speaker 4: fucking with They were like, okay, we see like some

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Speaker 4: potentials that were like, we know he's funny and that

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Speaker 4: for your first set is better than most people get.

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Speaker 4: You know, people being like yeah, yeah, we like you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: the biggest battle, so people like them, and then we

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Speaker 4: continue with the show and then Steven Thundercat is like yo, like,

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Speaker 4: don't tell anybody, but I think Dave might show up,

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Speaker 4: And I was like, Okay, the show is ending by

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Speaker 4: this point. Uh, we're all making fun of Mexico, like

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Speaker 4: a you know, first set, you suck like that. Da

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Speaker 4: Dave walks through that back door in the belly room

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Speaker 4: while the room's clearing out, the lights are coming up,

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Speaker 4: they're cleaning off the tables, and then people in the

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Speaker 4: hallway who are leaving the comedy store.

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Speaker 2: You say, when you say David, you say you mean

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Speaker 2: David Banner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, David Banner, rapper from Mississippi and activist.

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Speaker 5: Walk through with Dave, I think walked through with the

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Speaker 5: Ten Commandments. Dave Banner like super religious now or something.

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Speaker 4: Well, he's like super political and religious, but he actually.

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Speaker 2: The guy that the guy whose lyric is finger fuck

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Speaker 2: your pussy like you want some girl. He's very religious.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's on an African like there's a change. There's

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Speaker 4: been a change one thousand percons. Okay, Yeah, I only

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Speaker 4: know of the old Dave Banner. It's got like this

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Speaker 4: salt and pepper like fu manchu beer. I've not been

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Speaker 4: keeping up with David Banner. I thought he was just

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Speaker 4: talking about Vagina's Yeah, he's consciousness, not coochie.

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Speaker 1: Now interesting yeah, interesting, Okay, but we're talking about Dave Chapelle. Yes,

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Speaker 1: squeeze a Dave Banner reference to day in every episode,

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Speaker 1: every episode.

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Speaker 4: Uh so, yeah, Chappelle walks in Mexico, you know, has

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Speaker 4: like no kouth about it. Like Dave walks in and

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Speaker 1: He like this like s Sermon on the Mountain Wizard,

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Speaker 2: I'm grinding my back teeth Molly at the Comedy Star.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been high on stad like on on

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Speaker 4: When I want to take like a rhino hill and

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Speaker 4: Someone's got to get you there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, someone still has to get you there. It's like

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Speaker 4: Are you into like uh aphrodisiac type ship for for sex,

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty easily hornied. Yeah, I'm not. Like I gotta

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's insane. I don't believe in a maybe there,

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Speaker 4: Have you ever just like roll with a gummy worm

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Speaker 2: The water. Yeah, I mean yeah, There's been all different

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Speaker 1: but I've definitely had.

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00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 2: Some plenty of failed attempts. Yeah, plenty of failed yeah. Yeah, yeah.

439
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

440
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 4: You have you bombed like uh more in like on

441
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 4: stage settings or like which which type of bombing sticks

442
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,679
Speaker 4: with you longer? Like social stuff that's really like not

443
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 4: consequential at all or like stage shit.

444
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:40,679
Speaker 2: Kind of all you.

445
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 1: But but like stand up, I mean a really bad bomb.

446
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: Stand up wise really really is traumatic. I feel like

447
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: I bomb every day. Something is like just a humanity

448
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: is a fucking one embarrassment after the next.

449
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 2: For sure.

450
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, those hurt.

451
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 2: Just humiliating, Like final text, you.

452
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 3: Just like why did I send that?

453
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: Why is there a permanent record of that? And then

454
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: Apple was fronting like, oh you can delete text now,

455
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 1: It's like all right, some of this humiliation. Nah that

456
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: it says like edited to makes it worse.

457
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 4: There's endless files of the most embarrassing ship you've ever sent, for.

458
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: Sure, everywhere every Yeah, if you think about every email

459
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 1: you've ever sent, it's just permanently in cyberspace.

460
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 2: When did you when.

461
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 4: Did you just officially stop? Did you ever have a

462
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 4: moment of being like, let me watch what I like?

463
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 4: Search on the internet?

464
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 2: Search? No, because search you can, you can empty your cachet.

465
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 4: I feel like everything I type on that ship is

466
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,199
Speaker 4: going directly to like some lady named Sheila.

467
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean probably like I think about I

468
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: think about the camera on your phone it could like

469
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: be hacked at any time.

470
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 4: You know, you want to know what the most embarrassing

471
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 4: things someone can look at is when when you have

472
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 4: the YouTube app on your TV and someone's like, oh,

473
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna search for this for this video.

474
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: My the cortisol in my body because you think other

475
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: ship you previously searched it was gonna pomp up.

476
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 2: And it is.

477
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 4: It's it's it's always there, And I'm always like, are

478
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 4: they going to look to the left and see that

479
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 4: I searched like my name?

480
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: I thought you mean your like porn interests because YouTube,

481
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: YouTube is where your embarrassing ship lives.

482
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 4: Because everybody's porn is like embarrassing, right, you know what

483
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 4: I mean?

484
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 1: But like no one could really porn is a shared embarrassment.

485
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 1: It's share we all have to give into our reptile

486
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 1: brain when you search like get the poison grown hair removal,

487
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: mister pimple popper or whatever.

488
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, just anything like that. It was like, oh this

489
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 4: nigga got ingrown hair on his bite. You can't clear

490
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 4: the clear the search you can, but I mean YouTube

491
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 4: is really where I search, like the most embarrassing because

492
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 4: you're looking for tutorials on things that you don't already

493
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,959
Speaker 4: know how to do, which as a man, can be

494
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 4: very vulnerable.

495
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 2: That's true, that's true.

496
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 4: I don't know how to make things.

497
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 2: You're vulnerable in that thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah I might.

498
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: My fear is that I'm gonna be on porn hubbed

499
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: j n O and then like some Russian spies gonna

500
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: like get like zap into my camera and seeing me

501
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: farting and jerking off and eating peanut M and m's

502
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: in bed like like.

503
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 2: The love like a bad.

504
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 1: Jizzing in like a fucking free Comedy Central merch shirt

505
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: that I got at a fucking after party for some

506
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: rap shot.

507
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 4: Pizza right here, pizza like a parrot on the show.

508
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 2: Just the lowest version of a man.

509
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: I farted while jacking off the other day and I

510
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: was like, I am a fucking pig. I don't belong

511
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: in the in this house. I don't belong in any

512
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,719
Speaker 1: and I believe in a I don't belong in a neighborhood.

513
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't belong in an indoor structure. Take me off

514
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: road and shoot me. Take me like I should live

515
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: out in a barn with like donkeys, fucking chet lip

516
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: bonies and sheep just sleeping hay because it's just so

517
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: like I'm a fucking scum like you netted. And then

518
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: it all came out. I'm felling my belly button.

519
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 2: Glues the eminem you can't get it out. I'm blow

520
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: it off.

521
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a fucking horrendous.

522
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 3: We la la oh.

523
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 2: This it was humiliating. That's fucked.

524
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

525
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I below, I should live outside. I'm

526
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 1: sub human, so fucking low.

527
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 2: So low.

528
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: I'm forty, I'm forty years old. That I did though, Yeah, yeah,

529
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: pretty right, the same. It's fucking rough, but it but

530
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: you know what, in the moment felt great. It wasn't

531
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: until like it wasn't until like your post nut brain

532
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: wears off that you're like, I'm a fucking.

533
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 4: And feel so that you come again. I'm stuck in

534
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 4: a loop. Eric Andrex come fart Paradix like an infinity

535
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 4: symbol of coming in, snake eating its tail and jizzing

536
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 4: in its mouth, farting.

537
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 2: Oh god. Yeah, in the moment, you feel great.

538
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, And as soon as all those fucking chemicals wear off,

539
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: you're like, you look at yourself, You're.

540
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: Like, I'm a fucking disgusting piece of ship. Yeah, fucking

541
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: piece of ship. Dude.

542
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 4: Can you imagine coming and farting and you gotta you're

543
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 4: getting a foot massage.

544
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 2: Oh if I did it with anyone in view, I

545
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 2: would kill.

546
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 4: And two people are twisting Q tips in both your ears,

547
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 4: that'd be amazing.

548
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that'd be amazing. You might just ship.

549
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you're on you're on one of those Japanese

550
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: toilets that cleans your asshole.

551
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, foot massage.

552
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: You're coming, You're farting, you're shitting, you tipping the perfect

553
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: part of your ear drum. You're getting a COVID test

554
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: to it's hitting a geez you didn't know about.

555
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: Oh, somebody's just braiding your hair. It's like better than

556
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: ayahuascar or something, probably transcending.

557
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 3: Gotta.

558
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 2: We might need to put that together. Yeah, organize that.

559
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: That's a spa I want to go to. That might

560
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: actually feel good.

561
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 4: Over where I live, there's a there's a barber shop

562
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 4: in a in a time massage place like like catted

563
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 4: corner to each other.

564
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, why don't you just knock that fucking wall down?

565
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, combo, come on, man, Pizza hut, taco bell combo

566
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: right there.

567
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 2: Barbershop time a sage. Yeah, yeah, that's a one stop shop.

568
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's might walk on your back while you getting

569
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 4: a lineup, getting taped up.

570
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: The lines all fucking jagged, bleeding out of your temple.

571
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: Oh shit, fuck well I think that's it right. Anything else?

572
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 4: Peede on myself one time. I'm not on stage, But

573
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 4: did you be on yourself?

574
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 6: Yeah?

575
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 2: Myself as an adult? Yeah, what do you mean?

576
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 4: I was trying to catch the train in Atlanta, and

577
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 4: you know the training.

578
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: Mar the Marta, I like, Marda. I don't think I've

579
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: wrote baby, I gotta get on there. I don't want

580
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 2: to get on that ship.

581
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 4: That ship goes in two directions, you know what I mean.

582
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 4: You've seen like the map, it's like just the cardinal direction.

583
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

584
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 4: And I was leaving from like midtown Atlanta, and I

585
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 4: was in the station. I had to peece so bad,

586
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 4: and uh, I couldn't find anywhere to go. I tried

587
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 4: to go to like the back where like all the

588
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 4: engineer shit is just rats, like oh, running just past

589
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 4: my feet. And I go into this elevator and it's

590
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 4: on the second floor and I start pulling my ship

591
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 4: out to pee in the corner of the elevator because

592
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 4: that's all I can find. And as soon as I

593
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 4: pull it out, it starts descending, and I look out

594
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 4: of the glass because it's a glass.

595
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 2: Are you paying at this point?

596
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 4: I'm not, but I'm looking down and through the corner

597
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 4: of the glass of the floor as it's descending, there's

598
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 4: just a massive family, like i'd say about seven deep

599
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 4: in those little white girls and white boys in this family.

600
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 4: And I'm like, my worst nightmare is like catching a

601
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 4: sex charge with my black dick out and I start

602
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 4: to you know, I start putting it back in and

603
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 4: zip it up, but you know, once you like hit

604
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 4: the pea button, your body's like, we're peeing.

605
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 2: That's it.

606
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 4: So I'm standing and as the door opens to this

607
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 4: white family in Atlanta who are just coming from like

608
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 4: a baseball game or something, they just see me standing

609
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 4: there with a peace spot descending down both sides of

610
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 4: my legs, and I think I started crying a little bit,

611
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 4: like because that ever happened to me before, and I just

612
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 4: I like got it. I had to get on the

613
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 4: train and like ride it for like an hour. Benson

614
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 4: just drench, just drench, smelled.

615
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: Rough. All right man, that we did it all. We

616
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: did it. Thanks buddy, this was fun. Appreciate it. Hell yeah, cool.

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