WEBVTT - Part One: A Complete History of the Illuminati

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<v Speaker 1>Balls Mahoney. This is Behind the Bastards, the podcast where

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<v Speaker 1>every week we celebrate famed wrestler Balls Mahoney, who whose

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<v Speaker 1>careers started in the late eighties and ran through the

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<v Speaker 1>nineties before his tragic death at age forty four of

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<v Speaker 1>a heart attack. Here to talk about Balls Mahoney, Margaret Killjoy,

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<v Speaker 1>Garrison Davis. How are y'all doing? How are we feeling

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<v Speaker 1>about about Balls? Balls Mahoney? This show has really changed

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<v Speaker 1>in the scope since last time I've been on. Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I am very excited about this person that

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<v Speaker 1>I totally believe is a real person. Oh it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is because all of our faces were like, because

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<v Speaker 1>y'all aren't y'all aren't pilled on Balls Mahoney. I honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I know very little about him other than that he's

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<v Speaker 1>a wrestler, he died very young, and he has one

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<v Speaker 1>of the funniest names I've ever heard. But the only

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<v Speaker 1>photo of him he is bleeding from the forehead and

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<v Speaker 1>both of his wrists have been duck covered in duck tape.

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<v Speaker 1>It's incredible. Um. Anyway, that was that was a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of fun for all of our wrestling fan listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've often said professional wrestling and ska are

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<v Speaker 1>the only remaining forms of art in the world. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're they're actually there, actually is there is an

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<v Speaker 1>argument for that that It's an argument I'll make. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Behind the Bastards. It's a podcast about bad

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<v Speaker 1>people and also balls. Mahoney, um, and about lying to

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<v Speaker 1>the audience. At the start of the introduction, Garrison, Margaret,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing today? You know? I, um, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I spent all morning plumbing and I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>destroyed anything yet. That's good. I guess it's my turn

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<v Speaker 1>to talk. Yeah, that's generally how it works in a conversation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing great. I have my I have my oat

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<v Speaker 1>milk coffee and ready ready to learn about some some

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<v Speaker 1>fascinating historical figures coffee. Yeah. I just don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>we could have moved on if we didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of milk you were using. Yeah, the wokest, so

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<v Speaker 1>we would be judging you for any other milk. So

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<v Speaker 1>how do y'all what do y'all What do y'all know

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<v Speaker 1>about the Bavarian Illuminati. Oh, that's that's something I've mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's something I've heard been screamed about at like fascist

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<v Speaker 1>rallies before. That is most most of the time I've

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<v Speaker 1>most of the time that I've heard the words the

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<v Speaker 1>Bavarian Illuminati, it's coming from some unhinged woman who has

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<v Speaker 1>choice opinions of the Jewish people. Um, yeah, yeah, generally

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<v Speaker 1>people generally, the folks who feel strongest about the Bavarian

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<v Speaker 1>Illuminati also have opinions about like the root races. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not positive. No, no, um, Margaret, do you know

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<v Speaker 1>much about the Bavarian Illuminati or just because I distinct

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<v Speaker 1>for the regular Illuminati or is this uh it's the

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<v Speaker 1>illuminate unless ilie. Yeah. I once read a book about

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<v Speaker 1>the origins of the Illuminati as influencing the anarchist movement

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<v Speaker 1>called the Occult Origins of Aim or something great book. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>some of my knowledge is the book. Someone said that

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<v Speaker 1>there's a through line. There is there is a through line.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be talking about that today. This is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a bit of a weird one. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to do this an episode on this matter kind

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<v Speaker 1>of ever since we started the podcast. Last year, we

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<v Speaker 1>did a live show that touched on the Discordians and

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<v Speaker 1>Operation mind funk, which is kind of the endpoint of

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<v Speaker 1>this story. But telling it all really properly requires Um well,

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<v Speaker 1>it took me about sixteen thousand words. Um, so so

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<v Speaker 1>dig right in. No, this will be a little more

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<v Speaker 1>than a two parter. But I think it's important, not

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<v Speaker 1>because just by the way, in case you're listening here wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>like has Robert gone crazy? Is it going to start

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<v Speaker 1>telling us about how the Illuminati have put machines in

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<v Speaker 1>our teeth that talk to us when we sleep. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously that's been done. We all have those machines in

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<v Speaker 1>our teeth, but it has nothing to do with the Illuminati. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the Illuminati, the original Illuminati, are not particularly bad guys.

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<v Speaker 1>They are They are people who made some some choices

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<v Speaker 1>that have wound up carrying down through the ages in

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<v Speaker 1>an unexpected way, and a lot of that's been negative.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting behind the bastards in this one in that,

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<v Speaker 1>like what we're all talking about today, the story that

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<v Speaker 1>begins in Europe, and like the seventeen hundreds leads directly

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<v Speaker 1>to Q and on right, it leads directly to every

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<v Speaker 1>aspect of modern conspiracy culture. Because the Illuminati are what

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<v Speaker 1>create the first like uber conspiracy, you know, the first

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy that loops in all of the other conspiracies. The

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<v Speaker 1>way that it all works now, right, where if you

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<v Speaker 1>believe that, like if you believe that, like the government

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<v Speaker 1>is trying to keep you from drinking raw milk or

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<v Speaker 1>force vaccines on you to poison you, or if you

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<v Speaker 1>believe that there are lizards at the center of the world,

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<v Speaker 1>or if you believe that, uh, you know, the the

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<v Speaker 1>the the elite are drinking the blood of children, you

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<v Speaker 1>can all of those can become part of the same

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy and in fact generally are because of the way

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<v Speaker 1>that how the syncretic nature of modern like uber conspiracies.

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<v Speaker 1>And this all starts with the Illuminati. Um, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it on purpose, but they do kind of cause

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<v Speaker 1>it by recklessness. And so we're gonna start by talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the Illuminati, but actually we're gonna start a long

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<v Speaker 1>as time earlier than that, Margaret uh and Garrison, because

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<v Speaker 1>how long how long would you guess, like secret societies

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<v Speaker 1>have been a major factor in like human civilization since

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<v Speaker 1>before civilization. I mean that is for a long, long,

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<v Speaker 1>long time, Like, yeah, I was surprised looking at this

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<v Speaker 1>how far back the research on this goes um because

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's as Margaret said, it's it's pre civilization

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<v Speaker 1>and in fact, a good example of like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the first secret societies we have any kind of decent

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<v Speaker 1>evidence of comes from the Chumash people who have lived

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<v Speaker 1>on the California coast and around that area for about

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen thousand years or so. Obviously you're never gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>an exact date on there, but at least like fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>thousand years UM and starting it around six thousand BC,

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<v Speaker 1>give or take a couple of centuries, they started making

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<v Speaker 1>really good canoes, which came to be known as tumils,

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<v Speaker 1>and these craft they like, you know, they got better

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<v Speaker 1>and better at making canoes over time and kind of

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<v Speaker 1>reached their most advanced, perfected form at around years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was a really involved process. They have all

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<v Speaker 1>of these different pieces that allow them to be like

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<v Speaker 1>tumuls are generally considered to be maybe the best canoes

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<v Speaker 1>that existed before like really modern materials, UM. And they're

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<v Speaker 1>ingenious devices and obviously they took a lot of experimentation

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<v Speaker 1>and development in order for people to like figure out

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<v Speaker 1>how to make them the best way. They're made out

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<v Speaker 1>of redwoods. They're glued together with tar. They used shark

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<v Speaker 1>skin as sand paper, which I didn't realize you could

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<v Speaker 1>do but but but kind of makes but makes sense. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And because these were so good, the task of making

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<v Speaker 1>one took about five days if you were like a

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<v Speaker 1>skilled manufacturer, and it required specialized knowledge that's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like about on the level of what it would take

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<v Speaker 1>to be like a good auto mechanic. So that knowledge

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<v Speaker 1>was valuable because as the people on the coast started

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<v Speaker 1>making these tumuls and getting better at them, it became

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<v Speaker 1>like hugely advantageous to have one, both in military terms,

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<v Speaker 1>because they could allow you to raid your enemies really effectively,

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<v Speaker 1>and they could allow you to fish into trade a

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<v Speaker 1>lot better. There was a lot of of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>money or resources at least locked up and having access

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<v Speaker 1>to these things, and the people who made them realize, like,

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<v Speaker 1>we have this knowledge that's not widespread, and if we

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<v Speaker 1>keep it secret just amongst ourselves, then we can build

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of power and wealth for ourselves and our families. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The term that yeah, exactly. The brotherhood of them of

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<v Speaker 1>Tamal held a pretty more or less a monopoly over

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<v Speaker 1>the creation and piloting of these craft for we I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll never know exactly how long, but for an extremely

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<v Speaker 1>long time. Um And this allowed them to become quite

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable themselves. A passage from the book First People's Populating

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<v Speaker 1>the Planet charts out how things went from there. A

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<v Speaker 1>bear skin cape worn only by the elite of canoe

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<v Speaker 1>owners and village chiefs marked the beginnings of class distinctions.

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<v Speaker 1>Adds did burials, which were far more elaborate for the

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<v Speaker 1>wealthy and their children than for commoners. Members of the

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<v Speaker 1>Brotherhood of Tumul were often buried with parts of their canoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps most offensive to the egalitarian an independent Johuans, who

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<v Speaker 1>were neighbors to the Chumash, would have been the emergence

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<v Speaker 1>of a permanent and hereditary political elite among the Chumash.

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<v Speaker 1>High ranking Chumash chiefs, who inherited their positions through the

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<v Speaker 1>mail line, exercised control over number of communities, but each

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<v Speaker 1>village also had its own chief, some of whom were women.

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<v Speaker 1>These political leaders, all of whom were also canoe owners,

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<v Speaker 1>lead their people in war, presided over religious rituals, and

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<v Speaker 1>regulated the flourishing trade that followed the invention of the

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<v Speaker 1>tumul And I find that fascinating the idea that among

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<v Speaker 1>this this society, class distinctions emerged as a result of

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<v Speaker 1>the creation of this and and the kind of the

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<v Speaker 1>sequestering of this knowledge among an elite chunk of the population. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't really thought about it occurring that way, but

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<v Speaker 1>it makes sense. Yeah, as as as as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>you mentioned that that they that they specifically kept the

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<v Speaker 1>information about how to make them secluded. I'm like, but

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<v Speaker 1>on on one hand, like undeniably secret societies are kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cool, like everybody wants to be in the in group,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone wants to have access to secret knowledge. On the

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<v Speaker 1>other hand, just the existence of that will buy it

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<v Speaker 1>self create like conditions of inequality and goes against like

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<v Speaker 1>ideals of like open access to information should and how

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<v Speaker 1>everyone should have the opportunity to learn anything that they can.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, but that does create a very interesting, interesting dynamic.

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<v Speaker 1>And but yeah, I also use the same thing to

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<v Speaker 1>keep information going that would otherwise be lost, especially people

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<v Speaker 1>who don't don't have writing systems or have different types

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<v Speaker 1>of writing systems like oral tradition stuff, being able to

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<v Speaker 1>preserve information in it because because of your because of

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<v Speaker 1>how sacred it is. Yeah. Yeah, I mean not just

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<v Speaker 1>gate keeping, it's also preservation. Yeah yeah, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be preserved. I'm not like saying the brothers

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<v Speaker 1>of Them is the first bass. Yeah, it's all obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>this is all we're taking. These are these This is

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<v Speaker 1>like a complicated thing, and it had positive and negative impacts.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it. It's fascinating to me, and it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be interesting how many things from as far back as

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<v Speaker 1>the existence of the Brotherhood of the Tumul carry through

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<v Speaker 1>to like modern day secret societies and in weirdly specific ways.

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<v Speaker 1>But I it's one of those things I kind of wonder.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously we don't have a lot of written records from

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<v Speaker 1>the people the Chumash people in like five thousand BC

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, four thousand, three thousand BC, But I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of wonder, like where their conspiracy theories about the Canoe

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<v Speaker 1>people in their secret society running things, like because that's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing people do you know? It's interesting and what

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<v Speaker 1>because it's kind of like you could almost imagine people

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<v Speaker 1>talking about this like people today talk about like the

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<v Speaker 1>free energy suppression conspiracy theory, Like Donald Trump knows that

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<v Speaker 1>like the someone's keeping free energy from American people for

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<v Speaker 1>the like. Yeah, it's uh, I wanted to and we

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<v Speaker 1>spend something, but with magnets, more more energy comes out

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<v Speaker 1>that goes in. That's right, that's right. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>throw magnets on the side of my car. Improved the

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<v Speaker 1>gas mileage. One of these days it's going to work.

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<v Speaker 1>So secret society people know how they work. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>are the secret gatekeepers of all of all knowledge. They're

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<v Speaker 1>the brotherhood of the tumal of the modern era. Um. So.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the things as I was reading about these

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<v Speaker 1>guys that I found out that I hadn't realized is

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<v Speaker 1>that there's actually like a really strong vein of research

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<v Speaker 1>by anthropologists into the existence of secret societies across all

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<v Speaker 1>of Neolithic humanity. This is a thing we do everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>there are people, um and it's it's a thing that

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<v Speaker 1>occurs in societies when they hit what's often described as

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a middle level of development between wandering bands

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<v Speaker 1>of hunter gatherers and like we're talking bands here, not

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<v Speaker 1>like large moving like tribes of people um and then

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<v Speaker 1>like what we broadly call ancient like pre civilization, where

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<v Speaker 1>you have some settled communities maybe but you at least

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<v Speaker 1>have much larger groups of people moving and interact, even

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<v Speaker 1>even if they're still kind of nomadic um. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of in that that interstial period between sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like groups of I don't know, ten people wandering around

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<v Speaker 1>the wilderness to actually starting to make towns and cities

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<v Speaker 1>that you see the development of of of ancient secrets societies.

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<v Speaker 1>In a lot of cases, like the American Pacific Northwest

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<v Speaker 1>what is today the American Pacific Northwest, it was common

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<v Speaker 1>for adults to pick societies based on their talents uh

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<v Speaker 1>and most common vocation. And one of the things that

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<v Speaker 1>this did is society's existed off in across tribal and

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<v Speaker 1>family lines. So in addition for being a way for

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<v Speaker 1>people to kind of gate keep knowledge and and sort

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<v Speaker 1>of build wealth between within communities and along like lines

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<v Speaker 1>of family descent, they provided a backdoor method of diplomacy

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<v Speaker 1>and allowed for different tribes that might have often been

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<v Speaker 1>in conflict over stuff like hunting grounds and other resources

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<v Speaker 1>to also have a way in times of disaster to

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<v Speaker 1>cooperate on something that sort of approached the level that

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<v Speaker 1>a nation state could do it because you have, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe sometimes one tribe is fighting the other, but all

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<v Speaker 1>of the people who know how to make this important

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<v Speaker 1>thing have some sort of like occasionally will meet and

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<v Speaker 1>engage in these secret religious observances together and talk shop

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<v Speaker 1>and talk trade, and when a disaster hits, they're able

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<v Speaker 1>to communicate with each other because they have this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of this kind of brotherhood. UM. Now, when anthropologists use

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<v Speaker 1>the term secret to refer to these these secret societies,

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<v Speaker 1>which are often called like guilds and groups, uh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>because all of these societies tended to enforce the isolation

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<v Speaker 1>of their members for periods of time. That's what they

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<v Speaker 1>mean by secret. It's not that like no one knew

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<v Speaker 1>the Brotherhood of Tamal existed. It's that part of the

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<v Speaker 1>way it worked is members would sequester themselves away from

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<v Speaker 1>everyone else and have conversations and engage in rituals that

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<v Speaker 1>other people were not allowed to see. Um. Some of

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<v Speaker 1>these rituals would have been mystical, some of them would

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<v Speaker 1>have been doggedly mechanical, like instruction on the best way

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<v Speaker 1>to make canoes, but all of them were secret. Many

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<v Speaker 1>Neolithic people's also practiced matrilineal descent UM. So one way

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<v Speaker 1>in which one very prominent way in which secret societies

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<v Speaker 1>developed was because it was traditional for men to move

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<v Speaker 1>in with the family of their partner um, which was

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<v Speaker 1>not just an emotionally complex experience but also lad presumably

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<v Speaker 1>to a lot of like frustration on behalf of some

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<v Speaker 1>of these men um. And so secret societies were often

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<v Speaker 1>very male dominated and just like yeah, it's yeah, exactly exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>so ever there to blow off steam, right, No, but

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<v Speaker 1>in a pretty literal way, right, where like fraternal fraternal

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<v Speaker 1>societies that became thoughts come out of all of this,

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<v Speaker 1>and actually like mutual aid organizations and yeah, we are

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<v Speaker 1>out of all of this, we will be building to that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just interesting to me, how deep? Yeah about it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I want to do on this. So I

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<v Speaker 1>want to quote read a quote now from an American

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<v Speaker 1>anthropologist named Walter Goldschmidt. There was always a magical religious

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<v Speaker 1>aspect to such groups. They are characterized by ritual induction

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<v Speaker 1>or initiations, by secret rights and ceremonies, and by a

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<v Speaker 1>system of mythological justification. Often they also have a power

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<v Speaker 1>function uniting the senior men the adults are some especially

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<v Speaker 1>selected group as against the women and children or all outsiders.

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<v Speaker 1>Occasionally there are counter veiling women's organization, and that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>also it's interesting to be how deep, like you can

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<v Speaker 1>see shades of this and like some of the weird

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<v Speaker 1>in cell communities online and like fucking Andrew takes Little clubhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so weird to me how far back this ship goes.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this perceived lack of power? Don't they're saying, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>interesting huh. So many ancient societies were either made of

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<v Speaker 1>high status individuals or became that over time as their

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<v Speaker 1>coordination allowed them to martial resources more effectively than other

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<v Speaker 1>segments of society. And so secret societies they drove stratification

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<v Speaker 1>and created it, but they also kind of resulted from stratification.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's obviously it's this is a very complex topic.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not just one or the other. Secret religious

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<v Speaker 1>societies or cults were ubiquitous during the late period of

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<v Speaker 1>the Roman Empire as well and the Early Empire. In

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<v Speaker 1>this case, they offered places for the elite to socialize

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<v Speaker 1>and organize out of public view. And in fact, our

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<v Speaker 1>modern term for cult was initially applied two different like

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<v Speaker 1>religious sects. Right, a cult was not you've you've fallen

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<v Speaker 1>in with some weird charismatic guy. It's like, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>decided to worship this goddess from Egypt who it became

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly hip like in Rome to worship this goddess, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's foreign in different so like all the cool kids

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<v Speaker 1>are in this cult now and it's like just the

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<v Speaker 1>thing that we did together. Wow, they're just like me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have you would have gotten on quite well. Um. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's interesting debate. In the long history of European secret societies,

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<v Speaker 1>the most infamous before the Illuminati was probably the Order

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<v Speaker 1>of the Temple of Solomon that are known today as

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<v Speaker 1>the Knights Templar. Initially founded by veterans of the First Crusade,

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<v Speaker 1>this was an organization of lay people who took monastic

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<v Speaker 1>vows and like the first thing that they did was

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<v Speaker 1>basically act to protect, as kind of in a policing manner,

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<v Speaker 1>pilgrim routes of the Levant. Right, So you've got these

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<v Speaker 1>pilgrims heading forward to the newly reconquered Holy Land during

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<v Speaker 1>the brief period that it was reconquered, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's bandits and ships. So the Knights Templar kind of

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<v Speaker 1>volunteering to UM to aid the transit of pilgrims by

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<v Speaker 1>by helping to protect them UM. They also had a

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<v Speaker 1>regular army and would fight in battle at periods of

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<v Speaker 1>time as a regular army. Over time and that way

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<v Speaker 1>that you do, the Crusades went less well. There was

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<v Speaker 1>much less call for Templars out in the Holy Land,

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<v Speaker 1>and so they got into banking and became deeply woven

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<v Speaker 1>into life across much of Europe. This disturbed traditional elites

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<v Speaker 1>like king French King Philip the Fourth, and in thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>o seven the order was purged in a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd call it an orgy of violence. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty pretty solid violence orgy um. And it was like

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<v Speaker 1>about calling them Satanists or something because they, yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 1>always saying for demons come from or something like that

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<v Speaker 1>or something. There's I think that's a part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of things happening at once that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of feed into it. But yeah, that the Templars get

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<v Speaker 1>accused of devil worship and accused of plotting for the

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<v Speaker 1>overthrow of governments and try aing to like make themselves

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<v Speaker 1>the you know, the like overthrow kind of the settled

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<v Speaker 1>power in Europe UM, because there's not really any evidence

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<v Speaker 1>of Yeah, yeah, they're really just they're really just like

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<v Speaker 1>the ancient Bank of America, maybe more like an ancient

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<v Speaker 1>credit union, UM, but yeah, ISU credit union with like

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<v Speaker 1>a military. Yeah, they primarily anax like racist violence. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>modern banks, everyone, everyone, every everyone with a military primarily

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<v Speaker 1>enax racist violence. In this period of time. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>really different from the French in that regard. So during

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<v Speaker 1>the mid sixteen hundreds, Europe experienced a rather sudden burst

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<v Speaker 1>of religious creativity. The overwhelming control of the Catholic Church splintered,

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<v Speaker 1>and suddenly you get your Lutherans and your Calvinists and

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<v Speaker 1>all these all these Protestants start popping up all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place. This coincided with what's called the Age of Enlightenment,

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<v Speaker 1>which by the seventeen hundreds is in full swing, bringing

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<v Speaker 1>a newfound understanding of the scientific method and the value

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<v Speaker 1>of rationality over dogma. Obviously, broad terms like the Age

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<v Speaker 1>of Enlightenment exists to describe complex periods and very simple

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<v Speaker 1>and very broad terms. The so called Enlightenment was not

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<v Speaker 1>evenly distributed, and it arrived I think a little later

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<v Speaker 1>in Bavaria because Bavaria stays extremely Catholic, which is in

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<v Speaker 1>contrast to much of the rest of what we now

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<v Speaker 1>call Germany. But when it did hit the term that

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<v Speaker 1>gets used in the area is auf kleung Um, which

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<v Speaker 1>I think just means age of Enlightenment, but in in

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<v Speaker 1>that silly language people speak in Bavaria, Southern Germany, I believe. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a it's like the most conservative and the most

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<v Speaker 1>catholic part of Germany. Um, which is the part of

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<v Speaker 1>south because I think it, Yeah, it borders Austria, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's where Hitler finds when he leads his home in Austria. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>east ends. I mean it is east a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>South too, trying to position myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's like borders. So yeah, it's it borders like Liechtenstein

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<v Speaker 1>in Austria, all that good ship. Um yeah, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a it's an interesting, interesting part of Germany for that,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's going to be a lot more conservative than

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<v Speaker 1>than the rest of the area. So the Enlightenments going

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<v Speaker 1>to hit it in kind of a more controversial way.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to quote now from an Italian sociologist

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<v Speaker 1>named Massimo introvin the Bavaria of the second half of

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<v Speaker 1>the eighteenth century, a Catholic duchy, the duke's elector would

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<v Speaker 1>take the title of kings only in eighteen o five,

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<v Speaker 1>and a predominantly Protestant Germany was where in Europe the

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<v Speaker 1>spirit of the Catholic Reformation and the Baroque Age was

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<v Speaker 1>best preserved. Education and culture were dominated by the Society

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<v Speaker 1>of Jesus, and the former Jesuits remained influential even after

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<v Speaker 1>the papal suppression of their order in seventeen seventy three.

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<v Speaker 1>The Dukes resisted the reforms initiated in the neighboring Austria,

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<v Speaker 1>although the latter was also Catholic and the influence of

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<v Speaker 1>the Catholic Church remained pervasive. Trying to reserve this situation,

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<v Speaker 1>the Catholic Church erected a barrier against the Enlightenment. Many

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<v Speaker 1>books by Enlightenment philosophers, which circulated freely in the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of Germany, were banned. In Bavaria, the Protestant against the

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<v Speaker 1>Catholic Church and the Dukes happened. The protest against the

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<v Speaker 1>Catholic Church and the Dukes happened mostly in the universities,

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<v Speaker 1>where a number of professors were sensitive to Enlightenment ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>In turn, students off and kept in contact, particularly through

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<v Speaker 1>the college fraternities that at this time began to gain

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<v Speaker 1>importance with their colleagues in the Protestant German states. So

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<v Speaker 1>Bavarious kind of Florida, right, like they're very much horrifying

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<v Speaker 1>centence thinking of the Florida Illuinati being like the next

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<v Speaker 1>like like like fift years this conspiracy, this conspiracy, the

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<v Speaker 1>Florida Illuinati terrifying. Yeah, and the Florida Illuminati is like

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<v Speaker 1>two guys with a single history textbook. Um, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>that is very much kind of what's happening here, right

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<v Speaker 1>There's this there's this progressive you know, left wing and

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<v Speaker 1>right wing, those terms I think kind of useless when

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about the situation in Europe in this period

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<v Speaker 1>of time. But it's certainly like a very progressive and

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<v Speaker 1>secular waves sweeping a lot of the rest of Germany.

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<v Speaker 1>But Bavaria is like rebelling against it. And one of

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<v Speaker 1>the ways they do it is by banning books and

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<v Speaker 1>cracking down. And one of the ways in which educated

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<v Speaker 1>elites fight back and push Enlightenment values is through these

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<v Speaker 1>little fraternities, these secret societies. Now it is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>worth noting because we've just talked about how it's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of the Florida of Europe. Bavaria does produce some of

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<v Speaker 1>the most creative thinkers of the whole Enlightenment, including Adam Leibnitz,

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<v Speaker 1>who independently discovered calculus alongside Isaac Newton Um and then

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<v Speaker 1>they had they had a little bit of a falling

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<v Speaker 1>out with each other. He's also a wizard, which is cool,

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<v Speaker 1>but so is everybody who does anything. So is Isaac.

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<v Speaker 1>They're both wizards. They're wizards who used to be friends

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<v Speaker 1>and then fell out over calculus. It happens all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>On February six, thirty two years after Leibnitz's discovery of calculus,

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<v Speaker 1>a baby boy named Adam Weischop is born or comes

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<v Speaker 1>into the world. Um, now, his parents, it's not actually

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<v Speaker 1>come into the world. What do you Okay, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Well, I mean, Garrison probably, Yeah, when

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<v Speaker 1>two cabbages love each other very much. Yeah, I drew

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<v Speaker 1>a diagram for you about this the other day. Um. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can, you can, you can, Garrison, you can. You

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<v Speaker 1>can refer to that book of worm, impregnation, fetish pornography.

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<v Speaker 1>I said you last night. That's that's most of the basics.

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter can help you out with the rest. Got it

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we'll do. Um. So Adam Weischop comes into

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<v Speaker 1>the world, Um is born ever uh and yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>little babe in his it's he's in an interesting situation.

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<v Speaker 1>He comes from kind of the upper class. His family

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<v Speaker 1>has a decent amount of money. His parents were had

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<v Speaker 1>been born and raised as Orthodox Jews, um, but they

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<v Speaker 1>had decided to convert to capitalists or to a Catholic Catholicism.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a little bit of a slip of the

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<v Speaker 1>tongue there. Um. They become Catholics because like it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot easier to be Catholic in Bavaria than it is

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<v Speaker 1>to be an Orthodox Jew. Right that that should not

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<v Speaker 1>surprise anybody. Uh. And because they're kind of like we

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<v Speaker 1>should probably make his clean a break from our past

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:39.159
<v Speaker 1>as possible. Adams and parents enrolled him in a school

0:25:39.640 --> 0:25:42.120
<v Speaker 1>that was held like run by a monastery as soon

0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:44.920
<v Speaker 1>as he could walk, so he's taught by monks. Now

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:47.120
<v Speaker 1>he has a childhood that's I don't think that it's

0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:49.480
<v Speaker 1>not an abnormal amount of turbulent for a kid in

0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:52.840
<v Speaker 1>the mid seventeen hundreds. His dad dies when he's just five,

0:25:52.960 --> 0:25:57.280
<v Speaker 1>and since single moms, that's not an encouraged thing, especially

0:25:57.320 --> 0:25:59.240
<v Speaker 1>if you have any kind of like money in this

0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:02.520
<v Speaker 1>period of time. His dad's co worker at the University

0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:05.639
<v Speaker 1>of Ingolstadt where he was born moves Adam into his

0:26:05.680 --> 0:26:08.119
<v Speaker 1>household and takes him out of the monastery school and

0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:12.080
<v Speaker 1>sends him to one run by Jesuits. And um, boy,

0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:16.040
<v Speaker 1>howdy talking about Jesuits. That's gonna take a second, So

0:26:16.080 --> 0:26:19.720
<v Speaker 1>why don't we first talk about some products and services.

0:26:21.200 --> 0:26:24.679
<v Speaker 1>The Jesuit Society would like to appreciate you for listening

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:27.639
<v Speaker 1>to this podcast, and if you would like to join us,

0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:31.800
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0:26:32.160 --> 0:26:34.480
<v Speaker 1>The Jesuit had Stop and then the first thing that

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:39.040
<v Speaker 1>comes up is gets your gold. Yeah, there you go.

0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:48.960
<v Speaker 1>We're back and we're we're thinking about the Jesuits. Now.

0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:51.439
<v Speaker 1>When I was a kid, there was a Jesuit school

0:26:52.040 --> 0:26:55.399
<v Speaker 1>called Jesuit right next to my school, and it was

0:26:55.440 --> 0:26:58.040
<v Speaker 1>where the rich kids went to school, or at least

0:26:58.040 --> 0:27:00.880
<v Speaker 1>the rich kids who were Catholic old Jesuit it. Yeah,

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:03.359
<v Speaker 1>it's called Jesuit. The big one in Portland is also

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>just called and it was I don't know if this

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:11.159
<v Speaker 1>is very that's very Jesuit and concept. Yes, now, I

0:27:11.200 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's the same in other with other

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Jesuit schools. But in the Dallas area, those were the

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:19.080
<v Speaker 1>kids you bought drugs from, right because they got they

0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:22.120
<v Speaker 1>got the cash. Their parents are too busy to really

0:27:22.119 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 1>pay any attention. The Jesuit boys were. You know, that's

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 1>where you get your weed. It's where you get your acid,

0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:30.639
<v Speaker 1>you know when you're when you're young. Um, it's probably

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:34.240
<v Speaker 1>where you get your fentnel. Today you gen z kids

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:38.280
<v Speaker 1>and your fentnel. Um. Anyway, at this point in time,

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if the Jesuits have access too much fentanyl.

0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 1>But they are something of a secret society and they've

0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 1>been like there are all of these Jesuits are like

0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 1>kind of members of an order that's been banned. So

0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 1>they're technically officially not Jesuits anymore. Because it is cooler.

0:27:56.760 --> 0:28:01.359
<v Speaker 1>There's a there's so many conspiracy theories out the fucking Jesuits.

0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:03.439
<v Speaker 1>But like I think the best way to describe them

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:06.600
<v Speaker 1>as nerdy catholics. Like their job like the thing they're

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:10.119
<v Speaker 1>supposed to do is make more people Catholics and also

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:13.320
<v Speaker 1>learn and teach. Um. So there's a lot of Jesuit schools.

0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:18.840
<v Speaker 1>They are historically pretty good schools, um and yeah anyway,

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 1>and they're also again at the center of quite a

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:25.439
<v Speaker 1>few conspiracy theories. So because he's got the benefit of

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 1>this Jesuit education, Adam is going to learn at a

0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:31.280
<v Speaker 1>level that's kind of a lot beyond what most boys

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:33.960
<v Speaker 1>in that place in time could expect. And he takes

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:37.879
<v Speaker 1>to it like a duck too, you know the thing

0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:42.520
<v Speaker 1>that ducks do. Um um no, no, no, much worse

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 1>than that. Anyway. By the time, yes, exactly, Garrison, by

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 1>the time he was an adolescent, he spoke German, Czech,

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:55.360
<v Speaker 1>and Hebrew fluently, and he quickly thereafter. Yeah, but he's yeah,

0:28:55.400 --> 0:28:58.960
<v Speaker 1>he learns ancient Greek, Latin and Italian. Next yeah, he

0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 1>is in for um. He gets admitted to age to

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:07.040
<v Speaker 1>university at age fifteen, which is yeah, yeah, he's one

0:29:07.080 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 1>of those kids pushed down the stairs a lot. I

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 1>should have been school at age fifteen, but I don't

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 1>go around bragging about it on podcasts. Yeah, you don't

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 1>speak in Greek either, Garrison. Yeah, I've learned. I'm trying

0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 1>because I need I need to get a lot better

0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>with my Greek for the Greek magical papyri stuff. And

0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:29.120
<v Speaker 1>it's hard because all of the all of the all,

0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:32.360
<v Speaker 1>like the consonants sound weird. But anyway, yes, they say,

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 1>was how to say spanna copita hot td that's good

0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:39.720
<v Speaker 1>Spana copita without cheese. That was all I needed to

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:44.160
<v Speaker 1>get buy in Greece or vegan span. Now here's a

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:47.120
<v Speaker 1>question for you, Garrison. You're getting You're getting your PhD

0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:50.040
<v Speaker 1>in magic ship right now from that from that online

0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 1>school that I have paid for among other magic things

0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:57.480
<v Speaker 1>that Yet, sure, how close are you to that PhD? Buddy,

0:29:57.720 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I'll get it within the year. You get it within

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 1>a year. Well, that's honest. I've I've I've had I've

0:30:03.800 --> 0:30:07.000
<v Speaker 1>had other developments in my magical study that is slightly

0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:11.520
<v Speaker 1>more impressive and reputable than that school. So we'll see,

0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 1>we'll see. Yeah, Well, if you don't finish it within

0:30:14.600 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 1>the next few months, Garrison, then you'll get your pH

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:20.120
<v Speaker 1>d much later than Adam y shopped because he gets

0:30:20.120 --> 0:30:24.160
<v Speaker 1>his doctorate five years later at age twenty. So I

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 1>can still get it by age twenty, I can, I

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:31.200
<v Speaker 1>can do it. Yeah, well you bet. You better move fast.

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 1>So he spends his teenage years buried in books at

0:30:37.000 --> 0:30:40.560
<v Speaker 1>the University of English dots massive library, which has forty

0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:44.120
<v Speaker 1>two d books. Now, for a bit of perspective, I have,

0:30:46.280 --> 0:30:49.120
<v Speaker 1>that's more than all of Florida. Well it is, it

0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:51.360
<v Speaker 1>is now after they banned all the books. Yes, yeah,

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:54.520
<v Speaker 1>that's that's what. Yeah, that's a lot of books for Florida.

0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 1>I just I find it interesting, like the difference in

0:30:57.960 --> 0:31:00.400
<v Speaker 1>what a lot of books was in you know, this

0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:02.840
<v Speaker 1>period of time, the late seventeen hundreds, kind of the

0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:05.800
<v Speaker 1>start of the print era, and like, like, for example,

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 1>today the Internet archive has two million modern books and

0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:12.040
<v Speaker 1>more than thirty six million books and texts. Um. It's

0:31:12.120 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 1>just that's kind of neat. That's a neat achievement. Although

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:17.400
<v Speaker 1>a lot of those books are trash, so, but they

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 1>were trash back then, probably too a lot of the time. Anyway,

0:31:21.360 --> 0:31:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Adams a big reader, very smart kid. He becomes enthralled

0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:27.600
<v Speaker 1>with a lot of Enlightenment ideas and a lot of

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Enlightenment philosophies as much as he can access while it's

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 1>sort of banned in his area. Now he does very

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 1>well at the school. He gets promoted as soon as

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:40.160
<v Speaker 1>he graduates, basically to assistant instructor to the Chair of

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:43.080
<v Speaker 1>canon Law. Um. And while I don't really know what

0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 1>that job would entail and I don't care to learn,

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Adam was the first non Jesuit to hold it in

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:51.120
<v Speaker 1>a century. Um, this does not go over well with

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 1>the Jesuits. They're not thrilled about this. And I'm gonna

0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>quote next from a book by the Charles River editors.

0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:00.080
<v Speaker 1>This prompted a stir of furrowing browse with a the

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:03.120
<v Speaker 1>Jesuit community. Still, Adam's hot streak was anything but over.

0:32:03.160 --> 0:32:05.959
<v Speaker 1>In seventy five, when the seven year old was main

0:32:06.040 --> 0:32:08.840
<v Speaker 1>dean of the Faculty of Law, the Jesuits sputtered their

0:32:08.920 --> 0:32:11.720
<v Speaker 1>drinks and slammed their fists on their tables. The Jesuits

0:32:11.720 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 1>had had enough. They barged into the university boardroom and

0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:17.320
<v Speaker 1>demanded Adam's paycheck be withheld until he complied with the

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 1>university's principles. So you know that's uh not gonna go

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:27.680
<v Speaker 1>well for them, um, Adam. They accused him of basically

0:32:27.720 --> 0:32:32.520
<v Speaker 1>promoting off cloruing the the Enlightenment and teaching banned topics

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 1>that like different light enlightened philosopher exactly. Yeah, he's talking

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 1>about secularism, the idea that maybe the Catholic Church shouldn't

0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:45.520
<v Speaker 1>run everything they don't like this um and this pisces

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 1>off Adam right, the fact that he's he's having to

0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:50.840
<v Speaker 1>fight against these kind of regressive Jesuits and their attitudes

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 1>towards religion, it really pisces him off. And whenever he

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:57.239
<v Speaker 1>would come across a bump on the road, across like

0:32:57.320 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 1>some sort of stumbling block that was put up by

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:03.040
<v Speaker 1>these these old timey monk type assholes, he would think

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:05.640
<v Speaker 1>back to the words of one of his favorite philosophers,

0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Jean Jacques Rousseau. Um. One quote in particular stood out

0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:12.040
<v Speaker 1>to him. The only practice that went not to teach

0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:16.080
<v Speaker 1>children is that they said never should never submit, which

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 1>is you know that's base. Yeah, yeah, you Adam by shock,

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:25.800
<v Speaker 1>says youth liberation baith based based youth liberationist. Yeah, you

0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:37.080
<v Speaker 1>should hear this guy's attitude on bedtime discourse. Boy. Some

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:40.240
<v Speaker 1>of Adam's colleagues who were too frightened to stand up

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 1>for him against the Jesuits, but who were sympathetic to

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:45.200
<v Speaker 1>his Aims reached out to tell him like, hey, man,

0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I know you're dealing with this secret society who are

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:51.120
<v Speaker 1>being real assholes. There's another secret society you might want

0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 1>to join because they can give you some some support

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:56.760
<v Speaker 1>in your fight against the Jesuits. And that secret society

0:33:57.240 --> 0:34:02.200
<v Speaker 1>was the Freemasons. Now, people talk a lot about the Freemasons,

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:05.959
<v Speaker 1>um they share to they were they will never stop.

0:34:07.240 --> 0:34:11.720
<v Speaker 1>At its core, the Masons are exactly like the secret societies.

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 1>We started this episode talking about these kind of neolithic organizations,

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:17.120
<v Speaker 1>like it's like a guild. Yeah, yeah, it's a guilt

0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:18.799
<v Speaker 1>right down to the fact that a big part one

0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:20.760
<v Speaker 1>of the big things about the Brotherhood of the Tumul

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 1>is that you you get these very nice, elaborate funerals.

0:34:24.040 --> 0:34:26.399
<v Speaker 1>A big thing that the Mason's provided was like life

0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 1>insurance that came with burial benefits for Mason's, Like that

0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:32.640
<v Speaker 1>was a major reason to join the Masons. There's also

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 1>it was a big part of it is for all

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:36.799
<v Speaker 1>that like people talk about the rituals and and the

0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 1>magic stuff. A huge part of it is like their

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:43.080
<v Speaker 1>members are mostly middle class and like upper middle class professionals,

0:34:43.360 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 1>and if you're a Mason. You get like a ten

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:48.239
<v Speaker 1>percent discount at all Mason affiliated stores. So it's like

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:51.239
<v Speaker 1>it's just like, yeah, it's it's like it's a lot

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:53.680
<v Speaker 1>like Triple A. It's like Triple A and kind of

0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 1>like us A A where it's like you get discounted

0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 1>life insurance. That's a lot harder for people who aren't

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:04.000
<v Speaker 1>in this organization to get. Um, it's very must. Triple

0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:07.319
<v Speaker 1>are really cool too, Yes, they are. They are. I

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 1>had to actually sacrifice a goat to get them to

0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 1>jump my car the other week. Um. Yeah, in five

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:21.319
<v Speaker 1>hundred years, this conspiracy is about Triple A group that's

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:24.920
<v Speaker 1>that's running the AI Dystophia in a hundred years will

0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 1>have forgotten the secret of electricity, so their ability to

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 1>jump cars, which just seem like magic, your esoteric knowledge. Somebody,

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:38.520
<v Speaker 1>somebody finds like an old Triple A car that has

0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:43.560
<v Speaker 1>like the fucking maintenance handbook for a Toyota Corolla. Start

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:47.759
<v Speaker 1>to worship at the secrets, and once you passed down

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>through the lineages, you rise to the order of unlock

0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:54.640
<v Speaker 1>new passages of the manual. Just a thousand people sitting

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 1>in front of an old Toyota and you do that

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:58.560
<v Speaker 1>thing where you like turn the key slightly and open

0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>the door so it starts making sound and they all

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:05.160
<v Speaker 1>just help. That's the home of the future, meditates to

0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 1>the sound of the car back then they can figure

0:36:08.560 --> 0:36:10.799
<v Speaker 1>how to navigate the bureaucracy from when they move from

0:36:10.800 --> 0:36:13.719
<v Speaker 1>one region to another to join a different sect of

0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 1>the Triple A. So the Freemasons were not an old

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:23.359
<v Speaker 1>organization at the time Adam was advised to join them.

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 1>They had started in kind of and that we don't

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:28.000
<v Speaker 1>know exactly when they start because there's actually not ever

0:36:28.080 --> 0:36:29.920
<v Speaker 1>going to be an exact date for when they started,

0:36:29.960 --> 0:36:32.279
<v Speaker 1>because they emerge out of a bunch of different kind

0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:35.000
<v Speaker 1>of independent groups that are all sort of similar. In

0:36:35.040 --> 0:36:38.759
<v Speaker 1>the early seventeen hundreds and by the very organic it

0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 1>wasn't yes, yes, yes, there's all these independent groups doing

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 1>the same thing. And I think in seventeen fifteen, and

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:47.759
<v Speaker 1>like I believe it was Scotland is the first time

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 1>like a bunch of them all kind of merged together

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 1>and say like, hey, we're going to be the Freemasons.

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's a it's a very as you said,

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:58.000
<v Speaker 1>it's a very organic process. Um And by the late

0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>seventeen hundreds, they'd spread from the Aisles down to Bavaria,

0:37:02.040 --> 0:37:04.680
<v Speaker 1>and Adam decides, Okay, I'll dip my toes in masonry.

0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:07.320
<v Speaker 1>I would like some back up against these weirdo jesuit

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 1>fox um. And he he does a little bit of

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Mason stuff, but he's kind of turned off by all

0:37:12.719 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>the all their weirdo occult rituals. He is like, I

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 1>want to share in trade in band knowledge, and you

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 1>guys are like dressing like Sultan's and tapping each other

0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:26.239
<v Speaker 1>with toy swords on the shoulder. Um. Like a lot

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:31.360
<v Speaker 1>of Mason rituals are like racist costumes and silly little plates. Um.

0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:34.040
<v Speaker 1>You can go to music, you can go to Mason museums.

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:36.600
<v Speaker 1>There's one in Los Angeles that's really interesting, and you

0:37:36.600 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>can see they're silly little outfits. It's like high school

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>theater grade level of construction. And I assume it was

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:45.400
<v Speaker 1>not much different back at the seventeen hundreds. Try to

0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 1>buy old swords. Some of the only swords from the

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:51.000
<v Speaker 1>nineteenth century that are available are some of the Mason swords,

0:37:51.040 --> 0:37:53.719
<v Speaker 1>and they look like fucking runfair garbage. Yeah, they look

0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:58.440
<v Speaker 1>like shit, terrible swords from the fucking Mason's for all

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:01.040
<v Speaker 1>this Mason slander. If any since they're out there, feel

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:03.480
<v Speaker 1>free to hit me up. Yes, I will join. Oh

0:38:03.600 --> 0:38:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I could have joined at one point. My grandpa was

0:38:06.040 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 1>a Mazon, but it seemed like a complete waste of time.

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Um I don't know. Yeah, hit us up, Mason's. Um,

0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:17.799
<v Speaker 1>hit us up. Grand Masonic Conspiracy. Have swords and we

0:38:17.840 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 1>can talk. Yeah. I'm already a member of multiple secret societies.

0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:25.360
<v Speaker 1>I will be happy to add another one to the roster. Yeah.

0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Um great. So these rituals, in addition to being cringe e,

0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:33.759
<v Speaker 1>existed to provide the men there with a sense that

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:36.120
<v Speaker 1>what they were doing was hidden and separate from the

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:38.239
<v Speaker 1>regular world. And I want to read a quote from

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:42.600
<v Speaker 1>an anthropologist Janet Burke describing them. There is no question

0:38:42.640 --> 0:38:45.840
<v Speaker 1>that the adoption lodge initiation rituals were designed to heighten

0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:49.200
<v Speaker 1>dramatically the sense of friendship based on virtue among members.

0:38:49.440 --> 0:38:52.440
<v Speaker 1>They contained all the consciousness changing elements of traditional rites

0:38:52.480 --> 0:38:55.800
<v Speaker 1>of passage found in many cultures throughout history. Each ceremony

0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:58.760
<v Speaker 1>began with seclusion of the candidate in a reflection chamber.

0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:01.440
<v Speaker 1>The main part of the initialation revolved around the imparting

0:39:01.440 --> 0:39:04.240
<v Speaker 1>of knowledge, and it closed with integration into the larger

0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:07.960
<v Speaker 1>group as a full fledged member. Knowledgeable leaders imparted secrets,

0:39:07.960 --> 0:39:11.799
<v Speaker 1>extracted oaths, and demanded humility. They employed strong symbol laden

0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:15.000
<v Speaker 1>words and instruments and authority from a distant past. Candidates

0:39:15.000 --> 0:39:17.279
<v Speaker 1>were required to pass through a series of degrees and

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:20.880
<v Speaker 1>master each before moving on towards the font of final knowledge,

0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>the perfection promised by the organization, which was again a

0:39:24.160 --> 0:39:31.759
<v Speaker 1>ten percent discount at certain restaurants. It's amazing, It is

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:34.640
<v Speaker 1>really funny. It's like when I go to the Army's

0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:39.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna flash my basin car. This is this is what

0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:43.440
<v Speaker 1>the elite ofment is really for. If you want free meals,

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:45.880
<v Speaker 1>wear a circle A and then go to where go

0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:48.200
<v Speaker 1>to one of those towns where every service class working

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:51.840
<v Speaker 1>person is an anarchist and I have I have joined

0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:54.840
<v Speaker 1>a secret society that rules the world and as the result,

0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:58.320
<v Speaker 1>every fifth trip that I take to the Sizzler is free.

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:04.360
<v Speaker 1>So funny. Now, if you want to get free trips

0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:07.879
<v Speaker 1>to the Sizzler, maybe that's what is being advertised next

0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:11.600
<v Speaker 1>on our podcast. You don't know, it might be listen

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:14.880
<v Speaker 1>in Sizzler Heads Garrison. Have you ever been to the Sizzler.

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 1>No second question related. What's the most shrimp you've ever

0:40:20.560 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 1>vomited up? Probably not much, maybe like maybe five or

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:32.239
<v Speaker 1>six shrimps. Okay, Sophie, we're taking a work trip to

0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:37.200
<v Speaker 1>the Sizzler. Gotta gotta pill Garrison on eating rancid shrimp

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:40.359
<v Speaker 1>at the Sizzler buffet. Oh boy, all right, the rest

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:49.439
<v Speaker 1>of you pill yourself on these ads. Ah, we're back.

0:40:49.520 --> 0:40:51.920
<v Speaker 1>We're talking about times that we and our loved ones

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:56.320
<v Speaker 1>have all vomited at the Sizzler. Nothing like a Sizzler

0:40:56.400 --> 0:40:59.840
<v Speaker 1>parking lot for puking in front of like some family

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:03.560
<v Speaker 1>four and like having these little kids just watch you hurl,

0:41:03.760 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's such a good time. There's nothing I

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:09.880
<v Speaker 1>love more than stranger's children seeing the vomit out in public.

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 1>It's it's a beautiful experience. See, I'm surprised you didn't

0:41:13.160 --> 0:41:15.880
<v Speaker 1>go for the outback with this bit. Oh. I vomited

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:18.840
<v Speaker 1>in many an outback parking lot. You see. Puking is

0:41:18.920 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of my magic, and I'm very much exoteric with

0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:37.840
<v Speaker 1>that sort of thing. A vomit mate, Uh, good stuff,

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I am. I am not invited you to you cannot

0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:47.719
<v Speaker 1>afford the cleaning bill. That is a constant problem with

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 1>secret societies. So Adam goes through this initiation ritual and

0:41:53.520 --> 0:41:59.319
<v Speaker 1>he thinks it's kind of stupid. Um, I have no

0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>idea what he's gonna wind up doing. But his his

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:06.120
<v Speaker 1>issues are like number one, he's like, these fucking Freemasons

0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 1>are too new. They pretend to be an ancient society,

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.600
<v Speaker 1>but they're not even a hundred years old, like, and

0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:14.160
<v Speaker 1>it's there's making me spend a bunch of money on

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:16.799
<v Speaker 1>stupid costumes for this like bullshit. The other problem he

0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 1>has is that it feels like it's too accessible to

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:22.320
<v Speaker 1>the public. A lot of like regular people are Masons,

0:42:22.400 --> 0:42:25.319
<v Speaker 1>like normal, you know, not like super poor generally, but

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 1>like pretty normal dudes. And he's like, I want to

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:31.480
<v Speaker 1>try again, I want to trade and like forbidden knowledge.

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't want to be hanging out with

0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 1>the butcher that lives like four doors down. That's not

0:42:36.760 --> 0:42:41.160
<v Speaker 1>a good secret society. So he starts sketching out what

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:43.360
<v Speaker 1>he wants to do, and he makes a plan to

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:47.239
<v Speaker 1>create a better secret society, a perfect secret society. And

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 1>his plan is basically he wants to make an invisible

0:42:49.719 --> 0:42:53.160
<v Speaker 1>web of what he calls wisdom schools that will promote

0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:57.600
<v Speaker 1>the molding of morals, scientific and human progress, and like this, uh,

0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:01.839
<v Speaker 1>this belief he's come He's come to that the sort

0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>of acceptance of the scientific method over religious dogma is

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:08.200
<v Speaker 1>the path to happiness for the human race. That's that's

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:10.600
<v Speaker 1>what he wants to spread, and he wants to spread

0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:13.839
<v Speaker 1>it through this like network of secret wisdom schools. So

0:43:13.880 --> 0:43:17.319
<v Speaker 1>on May one, seventeen seventy six, twenty eight year old

0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:21.800
<v Speaker 1>Adam White Shop founded the Covenant of Perfectability. And again

0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 1>he's he's calling it that because the idea is we're

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:27.480
<v Speaker 1>going to perfect the human race through knowledge. There's some

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 1>time happened in seventeen seventy six. Yeah, yeah, that's that.

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:34.719
<v Speaker 1>That's it's famously the year where nothing occurred. Um. By

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:37.239
<v Speaker 1>the fact that this happens in seventeen seventy six is

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:41.919
<v Speaker 1>going to become the core of about a million stupid conspiracy.

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:48.960
<v Speaker 1>What what horrible, horrible timing, Adam, motherfucker pick a different year. Um.

0:43:49.040 --> 0:43:52.040
<v Speaker 1>So he decides, after a brief period of time that

0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:55.080
<v Speaker 1>the Covenant of perfect Ability kind of a dogshit name.

0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:59.879
<v Speaker 1>Stupid stupid name. So he renames the society the Order

0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:05.759
<v Speaker 1>Illuminati Bavarians or in English, the Order of the Bavarian Illuminati. Yeah,

0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:08.440
<v Speaker 1>much better name. You gotta give it to him. This

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:12.239
<v Speaker 1>is why we do a b testing doesn't Doesn't the

0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:15.439
<v Speaker 1>Illuminati mean like the enlightened ones are something we are? Yeah,

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:18.000
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about what we'll talk about that kind of

0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:21.880
<v Speaker 1>There's a couple of debates, so Adams specifically picks it

0:44:21.960 --> 0:44:26.439
<v Speaker 1>because of there was a Spanish organization called the illumbrados Um,

0:44:26.520 --> 0:44:30.239
<v Speaker 1>which also means illuminated ones um. He also likes the

0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:33.960
<v Speaker 1>French term illuminaise. There had been a number of little

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.879
<v Speaker 1>secret societies that had versions of that in their name,

0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:40.960
<v Speaker 1>but the Latin his was Latin, and part of why

0:44:41.000 --> 0:44:44.279
<v Speaker 1>they're all using variants of illuminate of illuminated is that

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:48.520
<v Speaker 1>kind of in the Latin it means more like spiritual

0:44:48.560 --> 0:44:51.400
<v Speaker 1>and mental than it does like literally illuminating a space

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:57.560
<v Speaker 1>with light. Um. Yeah um. And he he wants his

0:44:57.560 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 1>his interest here is not to create an mystic society.

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:05.360
<v Speaker 1>He is not super into like the weirdo ritual stuff.

0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:08.080
<v Speaker 1>But he comes to the conclusion just based on his

0:45:08.120 --> 0:45:10.880
<v Speaker 1>low opinion of the people around him. That quote of

0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:12.959
<v Speaker 1>all the means I know to lead men, the most

0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 1>effectual is a concealed mystery. So he decides he's going

0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:19.360
<v Speaker 1>to wrap this network of schools and like a skin

0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:22.759
<v Speaker 1>of the skin of a mystic organization, because he thinks

0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:25.719
<v Speaker 1>that will draw in more people and people who can

0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:29.239
<v Speaker 1>fund what he's doing. From the beginning, he recognized that

0:45:29.400 --> 0:45:32.080
<v Speaker 1>mostly men want a way to feel like they're special,

0:45:32.280 --> 0:45:34.319
<v Speaker 1>somehow separate from the rest of their peers in the

0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:37.920
<v Speaker 1>greater mass of humanity. Secret societies have always offered versions

0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 1>of this, but in the new modern age that was

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:42.440
<v Speaker 1>being built, a sense of connection to the mystic was

0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 1>more valued than ever. Adam's goal was to free society

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:48.840
<v Speaker 1>from the domination of cults like the Jesuits. But to

0:45:48.920 --> 0:45:50.600
<v Speaker 1>do it, he was going to have to create a

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 1>cult himself. The only way to stop a bad cult

0:45:56.560 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 1>with a weird religio political hierarchy as a good cult. Um, Yeah,

0:46:03.640 --> 0:46:07.400
<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna work great. So Adam starts talking with

0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:10.360
<v Speaker 1>his colleagues at the University of ingles Dot about his plans,

0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:13.319
<v Speaker 1>and they all are on board, because again, not much

0:46:13.400 --> 0:46:16.200
<v Speaker 1>is happening in the late seventeen hundreds, The first one

0:46:16.200 --> 0:46:17.799
<v Speaker 1>of the first people who kind of buys into his

0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 1>idea is an eighteen year old student named Anton von Massenhausen,

0:46:21.760 --> 0:46:24.920
<v Speaker 1>and Anton suggests that he modeled the structure of his

0:46:24.960 --> 0:46:29.399
<v Speaker 1>secret society off of college fraternities. Now, these are not

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:32.600
<v Speaker 1>the frats of the modern era entirely, which are based

0:46:32.840 --> 0:46:37.239
<v Speaker 1>more around partying than other things. Um, but fraternity is

0:46:37.320 --> 0:46:40.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of an Enlightenment concept. It actually means something very

0:46:40.680 --> 0:46:44.279
<v Speaker 1>important in this period of time. It's a codification effectively

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.839
<v Speaker 1>of the systems of mutual aid that had existed within

0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 1>secret societies forever. Like this concept of fraternity is like

0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:54.640
<v Speaker 1>a buzzword that's going around at the time. Um, and

0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:57.520
<v Speaker 1>it kind of goes beyond just like simple concepts of

0:46:57.600 --> 0:47:01.200
<v Speaker 1>community mutual aid. Famed sociology just E J. Hobbs Bomb

0:47:01.239 --> 0:47:04.200
<v Speaker 1>noted that society is like the Mason's elicited a sense

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:07.200
<v Speaker 1>of fraternity in part due to the heightened alternate reality

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:10.600
<v Speaker 1>of secret religious ceremonies that they carried out. So basically,

0:47:11.120 --> 0:47:13.640
<v Speaker 1>some of the there's this sense of fraternity, and part

0:47:13.640 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 1>of how you inculcate that is by making people feel

0:47:16.120 --> 0:47:20.360
<v Speaker 1>like they're they're privy to a like secret understanding of

0:47:20.400 --> 0:47:23.719
<v Speaker 1>the world that everyone else doesn't have. The first totally

0:47:23.760 --> 0:47:27.400
<v Speaker 1>not how radical politics work. It's totally. It's separate than

0:47:27.440 --> 0:47:31.280
<v Speaker 1>when someone comes an anarchist or a communist or different

0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:34.680
<v Speaker 1>or a fascist for that matter, not the same thing.

0:47:35.480 --> 0:47:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe fascists do it, but definitely not the left. Yeah,

0:47:38.640 --> 0:47:42.520
<v Speaker 1>definitely not no one else, no one else. Um. This

0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:45.839
<v Speaker 1>is not effectively the same thought process that has made

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Twitter so fucking insufferable. Um, completely different. So the first

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:55.000
<v Speaker 1>official meeting of the Illuminati consisted of Adam Bishop and

0:47:55.120 --> 0:47:57.920
<v Speaker 1>four other dudes, all young students of law that Bishop

0:47:58.080 --> 0:48:00.640
<v Speaker 1>had either tutored or just to say, did, were good

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:03.480
<v Speaker 1>kids that he could kind of manipulate. Their first order

0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:06.000
<v Speaker 1>of business was to create their own special symbol, a

0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:10.239
<v Speaker 1>wreathed medallion featuring a wide eyed owl. By the way,

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:13.359
<v Speaker 1>this is why there's a big owl at uh the

0:48:13.400 --> 0:48:16.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking the what is it that gathering in the woods

0:48:16.600 --> 0:48:20.400
<v Speaker 1>in northern California that all the rich people go to? Um?

0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Burning met No way, that's no, no, no, oh, the

0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:26.719
<v Speaker 1>one that I don't actually know much about because I'm yeah,

0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:31.520
<v Speaker 1>you could not call burning Man a secret society, um,

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:35.520
<v Speaker 1>although there's elements of this here. No, the fucking um.

0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 1>I think I learned about it from your podcast. Honestly,

0:48:37.880 --> 0:48:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I've forgotten. Yeah, Bohemian growth, Bohemian grove. Yeah,

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:51.520
<v Speaker 1>but Bohemia is not that far away from Bavaria. No, Um,

0:48:51.560 --> 0:48:56.280
<v Speaker 1>it sure isn't. It's very far away from California, not

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:59.400
<v Speaker 1>not Yeah, probably so. Yeah, it's so. One of the

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 1>things that they do at the end of every Bohemian Grove,

0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:04.160
<v Speaker 1>which is like all of the rich people, rich and

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:07.920
<v Speaker 1>powerful people go and party with Henry Kissinger for like

0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:10.640
<v Speaker 1>a week and they stage ridiculous little plays and they

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 1>carry out a ritual and kind of the crowning moment

0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:15.160
<v Speaker 1>of it all is the cremation of care where they

0:49:15.200 --> 0:49:20.080
<v Speaker 1>burn a forty ft tall owl um. Anyway, interesting, how

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:22.040
<v Speaker 1>how how and again this is part of where the

0:49:22.080 --> 0:49:24.400
<v Speaker 1>conspiracies come from, is that like a lot of this

0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:28.239
<v Speaker 1>ship gets passed down for whatever reason, this kind of

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:33.720
<v Speaker 1>image of an owl um becomes, you know, as iconic

0:49:33.760 --> 0:49:37.279
<v Speaker 1>as the Mason's eye, uh glyphs that they would put

0:49:37.280 --> 0:49:39.279
<v Speaker 1>in ship that like winds up on the US dollar

0:49:39.400 --> 0:49:43.480
<v Speaker 1>and stuff. Um. Now, in that first meeting, the at

0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:47.360
<v Speaker 1>this point five member Illuminati listed their objectives as to

0:49:47.440 --> 0:49:50.600
<v Speaker 1>stimulate a human and sociable vision, support virtue where it

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:52.880
<v Speaker 1>may be threatened or oppressed by vice, to promote the

0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:56.040
<v Speaker 1>progress of all people, and foster and benefit those deprived

0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:58.719
<v Speaker 1>of education. Now that sounds pretty nice. That's not a

0:49:58.800 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 1>bad not a bad list of things to do. Um.

0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:06.359
<v Speaker 1>Adam additionally promised that he would protect his followers from

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:09.680
<v Speaker 1>persecution or oppression, and that he would tie the hands

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:13.000
<v Speaker 1>of any kind of despotism UM by building a society

0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:16.400
<v Speaker 1>that was capable of working between national lines. Yeah, his

0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 1>goal is to get as many intelligent and influential people

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:23.080
<v Speaker 1>to secretly join his Illuminati as possible so that they

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:25.480
<v Speaker 1>can kind of take over and manipulate the levers of

0:50:25.520 --> 0:50:29.520
<v Speaker 1>power in Europe. UM. At the time he starts the Illuminati,

0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Adam has moved beyond his simple desire to like support

0:50:32.800 --> 0:50:35.960
<v Speaker 1>these Enlightenment attitudes that were pro science and pro religion,

0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:40.280
<v Speaker 1>and he's gotten increasingly radical. He started toying with deism

0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:43.320
<v Speaker 1>and he kind of gets pilled on atheism and starts

0:50:43.360 --> 0:50:47.319
<v Speaker 1>to believe that, like, not only is atheism a more

0:50:47.400 --> 0:50:49.400
<v Speaker 1>rational way to look at the world, but we should

0:50:49.520 --> 0:50:53.080
<v Speaker 1>we should push people in power in Europe who are

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:56.080
<v Speaker 1>atheists to kind of take more power away from the Church.

0:50:56.440 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 1>And you know what, it actually seems like this whole

0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:01.560
<v Speaker 1>monarchy thing that we're doing across Europe is a bad

0:51:01.560 --> 0:51:04.600
<v Speaker 1>idea and maybe everything should be a republic. So he

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:06.840
<v Speaker 1>this is when I talk about like he's trying to

0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 1>push these secret values. What he's trying to push is

0:51:09.320 --> 0:51:13.879
<v Speaker 1>like secularism and the idea that people get to vote. Um.

0:51:13.920 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Now this is it is some seventy seventeen seventies six

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<v Speaker 1>shiit um. So obviously it's illegal for him to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this where he is living. Other parts of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>what becomes Germany, you can talk about this, but he

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<v Speaker 1>cannot in Bavaria. So he borrows from the Masons and

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<v Speaker 1>he creates a strictly tiered ranking system for the Illuminati.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna quote from Massimo introviing here again. Although it

0:51:38.760 --> 0:51:41.600
<v Speaker 1>counted only five members, the Order was already divided into

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<v Speaker 1>an areopagus consisting of Vai Shopped Massenhausen and another student,

0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Max Mers, whose members knew the Order was a brand

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<v Speaker 1>new creation, and a circle of novices who were left

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<v Speaker 1>to believe that the Illuminati had instead centuries of history

0:51:53.840 --> 0:51:57.239
<v Speaker 1>existed outside of Ingolstadt and had mysterious leaders above the

0:51:57.280 --> 0:52:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Professor of law. So well, the first decision he makes is,

0:52:01.719 --> 0:52:04.000
<v Speaker 1>we have to pretend we're like a thousand years old

0:52:04.000 --> 0:52:07.160
<v Speaker 1>and across the world and secretly rule the world. That

0:52:07.360 --> 0:52:11.440
<v Speaker 1>is where it starts, Like the Illuminati creates the Illuminati

0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:15.640
<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theory so people won't think they're silly. That's a

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:21.200
<v Speaker 1>good way to improve that you're not silly. This is

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<v Speaker 1>where it all begins. Vaishaft felt a need to hide

0:52:24.080 --> 0:52:26.720
<v Speaker 1>the truth from his followers, which eventually extended to pretending

0:52:26.719 --> 0:52:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the Lawyer was much larger than it needed to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Um Now, this was justified by the needs of secrecy,

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<v Speaker 1>but mainly by the fact that what Adams trying to

0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:40.239
<v Speaker 1>push is extremely boring. The actual center levels of the Illuminati.

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<v Speaker 1>When you like get through all of the not all

0:52:42.280 --> 0:52:44.959
<v Speaker 1>of the initiations and gain all of the rank, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no more rituals. He just hands you a couple of

0:52:47.400 --> 0:52:50.400
<v Speaker 1>illegal books about like maybe it would be cool if

0:52:50.440 --> 0:52:53.160
<v Speaker 1>the Catholic Church didn't run things like that's the center

0:52:53.200 --> 0:52:54.680
<v Speaker 1>of You get to the center of it, and it's like,

0:52:54.960 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, would be neat voting like that that's literally

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<v Speaker 1>the core of the Illuminatis teaching. Yeah, but it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like build it's like building this onion

0:53:02.600 --> 0:53:08.680
<v Speaker 1>of protection exactly, secrecy around that because it actually is illegal. Yeah, exactly.

0:53:08.960 --> 0:53:11.200
<v Speaker 1>And I feel like people might actually take a few

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<v Speaker 1>notes here as not only more information gets made illegal,

0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:18.080
<v Speaker 1>like certain books or not being allowed to be shared

0:53:18.080 --> 0:53:21.080
<v Speaker 1>in schools, but also stuff like HRT and stuff like

0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:25.680
<v Speaker 1>uh like access access to abortion stuff. Right, as all

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.680
<v Speaker 1>these things get more and more legal, these types of

0:53:28.719 --> 0:53:32.960
<v Speaker 1>secret society tactics get used again because they've been stuff

0:53:33.040 --> 0:53:34.839
<v Speaker 1>that they've they've been things that we've been doing for

0:53:34.880 --> 0:53:38.560
<v Speaker 1>a long long time, depending on the circumstances, although in

0:53:38.600 --> 0:53:40.920
<v Speaker 1>this case you might want to learn from some mistakes

0:53:40.960 --> 0:53:46.040
<v Speaker 1>that they're about to make. Roma. So um, lower level

0:53:46.080 --> 0:53:49.920
<v Speaker 1>members members are promised that all of these rituals they're doing,

0:53:49.960 --> 0:53:52.759
<v Speaker 1>all of this magic has this like central explanation that's

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<v Speaker 1>revealed the higher level, higher level members. But Adam has

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<v Speaker 1>no no like prep plans of actually letting most people

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<v Speaker 1>in on us, because again it's really risky. Um. So

0:54:03.400 --> 0:54:05.400
<v Speaker 1>most of the plan is to kind of keep people,

0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:09.399
<v Speaker 1>string them along doing the silly rituals and hoping that

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<v Speaker 1>that keeps enough of them happy that like the cream

0:54:11.760 --> 0:54:14.040
<v Speaker 1>will rise to the top, so to speak. I love

0:54:14.040 --> 0:54:18.760
<v Speaker 1>the hypocrisy of that is sending enlightenment and teaching people,

0:54:19.680 --> 0:54:23.799
<v Speaker 1>so we have to lie to these guys. Yeah. Um,

0:54:23.840 --> 0:54:26.120
<v Speaker 1>it's also one of the reasons why they do this,

0:54:26.160 --> 0:54:29.600
<v Speaker 1>which is very practical and and smart, but extremely funny,

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<v Speaker 1>is um. I'm actually just gonna quote again from Introphing. Here,

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<v Speaker 1>the order counted on Bavarian provincial notables, indispensable for the

0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:40.520
<v Speaker 1>dues they paid, but who had affiliated themselves thinking of

0:54:40.600 --> 0:54:43.440
<v Speaker 1>joining a kind of freemasonry in small towns where either

0:54:43.480 --> 0:54:45.360
<v Speaker 1>there was no Masonic lodge or they did not know

0:54:45.360 --> 0:54:47.680
<v Speaker 1>where to find them. They had vaguely heard of alchemy

0:54:47.680 --> 0:54:49.960
<v Speaker 1>and secret rights and hoped that they would be revealed

0:54:50.000 --> 0:54:52.719
<v Speaker 1>to them. While they would not be particularly interested and

0:54:52.800 --> 0:54:55.759
<v Speaker 1>bear into old whole box anti religious philosophy, even if

0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:57.920
<v Speaker 1>it were revealed to them, which had of prudence, it

0:54:58.000 --> 0:55:02.520
<v Speaker 1>was not by shops quasi Masonic imitations were pedantic and uninspired.

0:55:02.760 --> 0:55:05.279
<v Speaker 1>The answer he invariably gave to the disappointed was that,

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<v Speaker 1>as in Freemasonry and the Illuminati, the first three degrees

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:12.240
<v Speaker 1>were preparatory to further initiations where the true ritual mysteries

0:55:12.280 --> 0:55:15.719
<v Speaker 1>would be revealed. So a big part of this is

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<v Speaker 1>I need rich people's money, and they want to pretend that.

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<v Speaker 1>They want to feel like they're alchemists, so I've gotta like,

0:55:22.080 --> 0:55:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I've gotta fake that so we can fund the illegal

0:55:25.520 --> 0:55:28.520
<v Speaker 1>book trade. Like he's conning rich people out of money

0:55:28.560 --> 0:55:31.000
<v Speaker 1>by convincing them they've become wizards in order to buy

0:55:31.040 --> 0:55:34.360
<v Speaker 1>illegal books and trade them around Europe. I mean, alright, alright,

0:55:34.400 --> 0:55:37.640
<v Speaker 1>that sounds all right. That is also that's kind of cool.

0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:41.080
<v Speaker 1>That's also been a cork component of wizardry for a

0:55:41.160 --> 0:55:44.480
<v Speaker 1>long time. A big part of being a wizard is

0:55:44.600 --> 0:55:49.600
<v Speaker 1>lying about alchemy and taking rich people's money. It's that

0:55:49.880 --> 0:55:52.799
<v Speaker 1>and that's the real magic. It's it's that that also

0:55:52.880 --> 0:55:56.040
<v Speaker 1>getting sick and dying off of metal fumes being being

0:55:56.200 --> 0:55:59.000
<v Speaker 1>boiled in like an eventilated room. Those are the those

0:55:59.080 --> 0:56:02.680
<v Speaker 1>the two main comple doing alchemy at least witchcraft. They

0:56:02.680 --> 0:56:06.200
<v Speaker 1>just sell us crystals. H See. I want to go

0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:09.320
<v Speaker 1>back to my favorite meme, the two guys from Predators

0:56:09.320 --> 0:56:14.200
<v Speaker 1>shaking hands and have it be wizards rednecks in the

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<v Speaker 1>South with a backyard workshop inhaling metal fumes and getting

0:56:18.960 --> 0:56:29.200
<v Speaker 1>a metal flume fever, Margaret, you got anything to plug? Yes,

0:56:29.360 --> 0:56:37.480
<v Speaker 1>if you inhale books illegal books, that only the secret.

0:56:37.880 --> 0:56:42.000
<v Speaker 1>If you can find where to purchase Escape from Insul Island,

0:56:42.080 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 1>then you're on the in crowd. And I'll give you

0:56:45.239 --> 0:56:49.840
<v Speaker 1>a hint. There's a code Tangled Wilderness dot org or

0:56:49.880 --> 0:56:54.200
<v Speaker 1>wherever you purchase books. That's my most recent book. You

0:56:54.239 --> 0:56:56.480
<v Speaker 1>can get it there. Or you can actually listen to

0:56:56.800 --> 0:57:01.480
<v Speaker 1>several of us um enact Escape from Insul Island. If

0:57:01.520 --> 0:57:03.800
<v Speaker 1>you listen to the strangers in the Tangled Wilderness podcast,

0:57:03.920 --> 0:57:06.680
<v Speaker 1>there's a live play of a role playing game based

0:57:06.719 --> 0:57:10.920
<v Speaker 1>on UM based on my book Escape from Insul Island.

0:57:11.120 --> 0:57:14.040
<v Speaker 1>That's what I got. We all played it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>really good. You also have a podcast on this very network,

0:57:17.040 --> 0:57:21.919
<v Speaker 1>oh ship I do if you like cool people who

0:57:21.960 --> 0:57:27.120
<v Speaker 1>did cool stuff, and then you can find where to

0:57:27.320 --> 0:57:29.040
<v Speaker 1>It's called Cool People Did Cool Stuff. It's on cool

0:57:29.120 --> 0:57:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Zonne Media. It comes out every Monday and Wednesday. It's

0:57:31.200 --> 0:57:33.200
<v Speaker 1>sort of the inverse behind the Bastards. Not that I

0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:36.560
<v Speaker 1>would ever do anything on original or derivative. Now, if

0:57:36.560 --> 0:57:38.520
<v Speaker 1>you really want to be a cool person, who does

0:57:38.560 --> 0:57:42.400
<v Speaker 1>cool stuff. What you should do is weld galvanized steel

0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:47.080
<v Speaker 1>without wearing any kind of mask or respirator. Cool. Yes,

0:57:47.320 --> 0:57:52.680
<v Speaker 1>like the wizards to Yeah, zinc is really positive. M Well,

0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:55.520
<v Speaker 1>you know I I see it at the grocery store,

0:57:55.760 --> 0:57:58.920
<v Speaker 1>zinc pills. So clearly the most effective way to get

0:57:59.000 --> 0:58:03.640
<v Speaker 1>zinc is a Welsh calvinized steel without a mass. When

0:58:03.680 --> 0:58:05.280
<v Speaker 1>I used to be like really anxious and I was

0:58:05.320 --> 0:58:07.640
<v Speaker 1>doing jewelry work, I would like start freaking out and

0:58:07.680 --> 0:58:09.760
<v Speaker 1>calling like my doctor friend as soon as I, like,

0:58:09.800 --> 0:58:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I like soldered something that had some galvanized on it,

0:58:12.560 --> 0:58:15.800
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm about to die. Um. But

0:58:15.840 --> 0:58:18.000
<v Speaker 1>then had one of my metalworker friends did almost die

0:58:18.040 --> 0:58:22.800
<v Speaker 1>from accident galvanized so and that means he's in the

0:58:22.800 --> 0:58:27.720
<v Speaker 1>coolest secret society of all the ancient order of nearly

0:58:27.840 --> 0:58:33.040
<v Speaker 1>killed my lungs by welding galvinized steel. Yeah, mm hmm.

0:58:34.440 --> 0:58:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Gare do you have anything you'd like to plug? Yeah? Sure.

0:58:38.480 --> 0:58:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I recently wrapped up a four part series on the

0:58:42.720 --> 0:58:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Defend the Atlanta Forest and Stop Cops City movement in Atlanta, Georgia.

0:58:47.200 --> 0:58:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I could be that can be found on the It

0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:53.200
<v Speaker 1>could happen here. Podcast feed. Um yeah, it's it's it's

0:58:53.200 --> 0:58:56.480
<v Speaker 1>four episodes at this point, could probably rely binge all

0:58:56.520 --> 0:58:59.959
<v Speaker 1>of them all in a row. Uh yeah. It covered

0:59:00.080 --> 0:59:02.280
<v Speaker 1>is a lot of the stuff from the past, the

0:59:02.320 --> 0:59:05.720
<v Speaker 1>past few months and the recent killing of a of

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:08.480
<v Speaker 1>a of a force defender by the Georgia State Patrol.

0:59:08.800 --> 0:59:12.320
<v Speaker 1>So it's a kind of some kind of some heavy stuff,

0:59:12.360 --> 0:59:14.680
<v Speaker 1>but also talking about I think things that are important

0:59:14.720 --> 0:59:16.560
<v Speaker 1>you get to hear from people that are on the

0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:19.440
<v Speaker 1>ground throughout the series. That is the that is the

0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:21.760
<v Speaker 1>most recent kind of large project that I have that

0:59:21.800 --> 0:59:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I've finished. Hell yeah, very cool, almost as cool as

0:59:27.520 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 1>inhaling metal fumes. So I will say, um, near like

0:59:32.560 --> 0:59:37.200
<v Speaker 1>a few blocks away from the Anarchist Community Center inside

0:59:37.640 --> 0:59:41.120
<v Speaker 1>inside Atlanta, there is a free miess In building just

0:59:41.320 --> 0:59:46.080
<v Speaker 1>like right right down the streets. So there is one

0:59:46.120 --> 0:59:52.040
<v Speaker 1>of the front for the other possibly possibly almost certainly.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, everybody, come back next time when we will

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<v Speaker 1>hear the exciting conclusion of the story of the Bavarian Illuminati.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and eventually all of the other illuminaties that that

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<v Speaker 1>come after it, leading to Q and on and the

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<v Speaker 1>probable destruction of Western civilization. Anyway, have a good, have

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