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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good by, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 4: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 4: uses this charming pickup line on you. Kay, pretty Lee.

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Speaker 4: My name is Abe. I am a thrice divorced college professor.

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Speaker 3: At Wait you're show working.

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Speaker 4: That's a University of love. My class is learning about

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Speaker 4: important dates in history. You want to be one of them.

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Speaker 4: And whatever you do, don't tell them that the nineteen

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Speaker 4: forties called and they want their zoot suit back instead

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Speaker 4: getting the number of the loser lines. So hopefully he

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Speaker 4: calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Hey guess I was at the coffee shop earlier today

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Speaker 5: and I saw that you weren't working, But I don't

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Speaker 5: know if it was you, but I saw this joke

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Speaker 5: of the week board that you guys had put up,

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Speaker 5: and I mean it really livened the place up. And actually,

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Speaker 5: I'm working my way toward being a comic, and so

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Speaker 5: I think I've got some material that you guys might

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Speaker 5: really like and might be perfect. Like, for example, so

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Speaker 5: I noticed that you guys have this drink called Reese's

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Speaker 5: Frozen Thunder. Well, anyway, Frozen Thunder was my name when

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Speaker 5: I was a stripper in Alaska. You know, you know

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Speaker 5: what the opposite of coffee is a sneezy. So okay,

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Speaker 5: So today I saw a barista at the gym. You

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Speaker 5: know what she was doing. She was doing the French press. Damn,

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Speaker 5: all right, thanks.

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Speaker 4: I love the awkward pauses where he's clearly waiting for applause.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm Alexis was a Boris, So why

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Speaker 3: aren't you just laughing?

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Speaker 4: I'm still processing the jokes.

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Speaker 3: It's quite intellectual humor.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all the Starbucks come on next message.

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Speaker 1: Hey Steve, it's me right, just hanging out with my

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Speaker 1: kiddie cats to now and least the left eye lo pause, guys,

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Speaker 1: one eye. Anyways, We're just we're here watching Bravo, watching

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Speaker 1: the housewives, and people think that I'm crazy, but like, no,

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Speaker 1: these women, these women are gray gray. Oh what's that, Chanelle?

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Speaker 1: Do you want some shrimp cocktail? Commune sei, Yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: you take that end. I'll take this end.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what a good girl you are.

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Speaker 1: You want mommy to have a boyfriend, don't you?

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Speaker 5: Yes, you do.

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Speaker 1: You need a daddy. We just need Steve to call

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Speaker 1: us back. We call us back, Steve.

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Speaker 3: We're waiting next. It as crazy as she is.

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Speaker 4: That is the best cat name ever. I'm sorry, Lisa

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Speaker 4: left eye low pause.

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Speaker 2: I want to make fun of this girl so bad.

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Speaker 4: But I guarantee you if I ever bought a cat,

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Speaker 4: this is how I would be the You're gonna end

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Speaker 4: up married to this woman. But I have a question

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Speaker 4: for everybody. Do you like to laugh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, jeff I love to laugh.

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Speaker 4: If you do, then don't go to our TikTok at

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey, where we replay the number one loser

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Speaker 4: line of the week on there, along with a lot

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Speaker 4: of other unfunny clips that will not get you to

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Speaker 4: giggle even a little bit, including one where Alexis does

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Speaker 4: a hit and run in a video game and doesn't

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Speaker 4: even feel remotely bad about it.

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Speaker 1: Is that all? That is my favorite TikTok of the month.

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Speaker 4: It is so good. Don't see it for yourself at

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok, but you'll hear a bunch

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Speaker 4: of funny clips on there, like this loser line.

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Speaker 5: Hey Brenda, what's up?

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Speaker 2: How's it going?

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Speaker 5: Ah? This offer still stands.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking for a driving instructures for my sixteen year

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Speaker 2: old and I know you could do it, especially since

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Speaker 2: I mean I do it myself. But I've got a

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Speaker 2: couple of DUIs and uh, I know you've got that

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Speaker 2: self control because I got you that tequila shot and

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Speaker 2: he turned it down on early morning. So yeah, let's see.

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Speaker 2: And as an added bonus she passes that driving test,

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Speaker 2: I'll take you out to the steakhouse for a nice dinner. Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean you'd be driving out because I got the UI,

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Speaker 2: but you get it.

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Speaker 5: I'll take you out.

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Speaker 4: Do most people find their driving instructors at bars?

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Speaker 3: Or good sign that she turned down the tequila shot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that's a responsible parenting that he's doing right. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Also hot tip for picking up women, bring up your

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Speaker 4: duy as many times as possible in a.

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Speaker 2: One month perio.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that was singular.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was actually a player.

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Speaker 4: Ladies love transparency, Yes they do.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Chef Jason, it was so great talking to you.

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Speaker 3: I loved hearing all your little chef talk. I think

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Speaker 3: that's so great, honestly, because not really the best cook.

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Speaker 3: I actually have been taking cooking lessons and let's just

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Speaker 3: say they're not really going so well.

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Speaker 1: And I thought maybe I would call.

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Speaker 3: You because I know you're such a great chef and

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Speaker 3: such a great cook.

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Speaker 1: And I was thinking, you know.

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Speaker 3: Next week I actually have my final exam, and since

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Speaker 3: you're a little chef, maybe you could I don't know,

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Speaker 3: if you wanted to like just make something, I could

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Speaker 3: probably just nuke it and bring it into class.

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Speaker 1: I would even be willing to.

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Speaker 3: Give you a few shout outs on social media.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hopefully we can talk soon.

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Speaker 3: And bye, wow.

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Speaker 4: Restaurant and you get your meal and you're like, this

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Speaker 4: isn't a real chef.

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Speaker 1: The heck she was?

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Speaker 4: I gonna pay him? I mean, I was for her

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Speaker 4: cheating through that cooking class to be a shape. But

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Speaker 4: she keeps calling him the little chef like he's the

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Speaker 4: rat from rap. I literally thought that it's really cute

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Speaker 4: the rats giving up the loser line number that could be.

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Speaker 3: Calling somebody's hair and making it tough type the loser

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Speaker 3: line into their phone.

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Speaker 4: Keep supporting the show. Remy we appreciate. Yeah, you can

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