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Speaker 1: All right, boys, let's go. Oh Gators analytics report. Just man, Oh,

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Speaker 1: what is it? It just shows stuff that works, stuff

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Speaker 1: that hits, stuff that's a banger. Here we go. I'm

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Speaker 1: slapping it. Almost hit the wrong dial, Arnold, get back.

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Speaker 1: It is Domestic Abuse Awareness Month. I will not be

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Speaker 1: slapping Arnold. I'll do it live, guys, losers. What up everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty much a sports genius. What's up everyone? I'm Eddie

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Speaker 1: and I know the least about sports. But I'm your

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Speaker 1: average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't know the who's

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Speaker 1: who's and I don't know what's what's y'all in this sison.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Alpha male from the north of the United

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Speaker 1: States of America right now. I live in Nashville, Tennessee,

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Speaker 1: in the center of America. Guys, God bless you. Over

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Speaker 1: to you. Oh my gosh, guys, you sound Golf is

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Speaker 1: so predictable. It's so predictable. You know, on Sunday morning,

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Speaker 1: you know who's gonna win every Sunday. That's how you

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Speaker 1: bet it. Golf is so predictable. Don't even worry about

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you Sunday morning exactly who's gonna win. As

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Speaker 1: absolutely morning. My pick was so wrong, like I went.

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Speaker 1: My pick was so good. It went to a three

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Speaker 1: whole playoff. They played three holes, no matter what couch,

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Speaker 1: it sounded better. Oh all right, my pick was pretty

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Speaker 1: damn good. Will sal Torres was sitting there what fourth, No,

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Speaker 1: he was sitting second. No he wasn't. Yes, he was

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Speaker 1: tired for a second. No he wasn't. At the beginning

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Speaker 1: he was tied for a second. He was with Champ. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: because because Fitzpatrick. Oh so he got to play with Okay,

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Speaker 1: and then Champ was also there too. Champ have been

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Speaker 1: one behind. Look, the only the only thing going in

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Speaker 1: that hell is his name. No one knows who he is,

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Speaker 1: Meto pieri re whatever. I know. When someone like that

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Speaker 1: you're gonna blow it. You're gonna blow it. So the

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Speaker 1: next thing you do is you go down the list,

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Speaker 1: start talking at like, all right, who is No, you

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Speaker 1: don't pick the second person because that would have been Fitzpatrick.

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Speaker 1: You look at all right, who shows that they have

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Speaker 1: a better head in golf, better mental game, who's got

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Speaker 1: a better mental game? Who's going into Sunday with a

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Speaker 1: dudes on the top. So salatorus to me, strong mind,

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Speaker 1: strong mind, folks on the brain. You ever heard him talk?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a smart dude. This is how you bet?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a little bit of research. Now, no one

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Speaker 1: and I'm telling you, no one saw Justin Thomas. But

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Speaker 1: that's what's hilarious. You guys lectured me that basketball is

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Speaker 1: unpredictable and you can't be missing the point. You can't

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Speaker 1: bet the NBA. You're missing that point. Almost win that game?

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Speaker 1: Did I almost win the bet? But you you could

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Speaker 1: almost wont an NBA? That's yeah, because there's only two games. Coach,

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Speaker 1: I picked the guy one of the dudes in second

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Speaker 1: place or whatever, but you've got three dudes tied and second. Like,

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Speaker 1: it's not an easy bet. I posted it earlier today.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's like, you're stupid, no way, uh, no chance. But

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Speaker 1: no one don't tell me that anyone saw Justin Thomas coming.

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Speaker 1: My only argument was Friday's podcast. You and Ray both

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Speaker 1: because Justin Thomas played out of his mind on that

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Speaker 1: He had one of the greatest comebacks, they said, seventh third,

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Speaker 1: I was feeling so awkward watching him just crap the bed.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was so predictable. When I mean when

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Speaker 1: This poor guy has never been heard of and will

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Speaker 1: me he wasn't thinking about the water, but he was

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Speaker 1: I am, and I'm just and he went full me

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Speaker 1: when he was chipping in. He didn't even do that

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Speaker 1: What's crazy, though, is that no one A lot of

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Speaker 1: Not him, He went right in it. She was some

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Speaker 1: thought shrubbage. Hey, guys, here's what I was trying to

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Speaker 1: say earlier. Lunch hit us at about six am Sunday. Hey, gods,

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Speaker 1: further show what are your picks? Listen, That's not how

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Speaker 1: I bet golf. I feel just like Eddie. Eddie goes

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Speaker 1: to the mind. I feel it out. I'm a I'm

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Speaker 1: all about a Li've bet on golf. So I had

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Speaker 1: no money on the I had locks hitting me up.

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Speaker 1: I said, locks, go with met for the And you

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Speaker 1: know what, I was righting until the eighteen I said Meto.

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Speaker 1: I told lunch meatoun I said, you know what, Lunch,

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Speaker 1: Bazer watched the whole thing, and I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: so I was worried about Eddie's guys. I'm like, is

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Speaker 1: not even money, that's a lie. It was minus pretty legit.

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Speaker 1: When JT was hitting the ball so much better than salotors,

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Speaker 1: salators couldn't find a fair way. But you weren't puckered.

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Speaker 1: had to lay up. After that, it was locked city

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Speaker 1: when they tied after that. What I'm saying, but the

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Speaker 1: the argument Ray, you're not helping our argument. No, you're

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Speaker 1: not at all our argument you are, you're making your

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Speaker 1: argument Friday. No, no no, no. The argument is this. The

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Speaker 1: argument is this, if meat Meato had the biggest collapse

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Speaker 1: who is a no Namer going into Sunday, is exactly

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Speaker 1: can't do it. There's too much pressure. He's been sleeping

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Speaker 1: he sleeping on it, he has to sleep on it,

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Speaker 1: why my pick was pretty damn good. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying I feel more comfortable picking someone in golf

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Speaker 1: never hit an NBA game, And I agree with that

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Speaker 1: the all intents and purposes, laid an absolute goose egg.

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Speaker 1: Your Meato pick was terrible. And then he was in

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Speaker 1: craps the bet. If he didn't hit it in the water,

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Speaker 1: he won the tournament. All he had to do is

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Speaker 1: little bit. Why didn't he just lay up? Why didn't

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Speaker 1: is flowing, why would you do driver? But guys, he

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Speaker 1: he for sure lays up and he missed that. He

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Speaker 1: Did you hear him? No? Coach the guys sitting down

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Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, that's correct, that's correct. That's a total

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Oh, balls were flying all over

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Speaker 1: rewarded when you land in the fairway. If you land

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Speaker 1: in the rough, who likes it when you land in

423
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Speaker 1: the rough and it's it's as freshly cut as the fairway?

424
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,359
Speaker 1: You want it to be a penalty. Yes, you wanted

425
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Speaker 1: to be to suffer the consequences of having a bad

426
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Speaker 1: shot when they get in the sand. You wanted to

427
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Speaker 1: be like, oh crap, this is a terrible sand shot,

428
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 1: like you want it to be tough form. Did you

429
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Speaker 1: guys see Tiger he did something we don't even do

430
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Speaker 1: when he was in the bunker and did you see

431
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Speaker 1: any I gotta hold the audio. You want what you watch?

432
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 1: When no, when he called for an ambulance and said, hey,

433
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Speaker 1: take me out of here. He was in the bunker

434
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Speaker 1: and he had no idea that the ball got stuck

435
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Speaker 1: in the bunker when he hit it. Nobody knew where

436
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,359
Speaker 1: the ball went to. Oh my gosh, I mean, were

437
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Speaker 1: you watching at five o'clock in the morning when highlight?

438
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 1: I mean, cheez, that poor dude. I texted you guys too.

439
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 1: I was like, it's not gonna make it, Like I

440
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna make it through the round. He

441
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 1: can barely walk, Guys, that driver. If he without that driver,

442
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 1: that walking stick driver he has as he won't make it.

443
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Speaker 1: Are you allowed to use a cane? Like could he

444
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Speaker 1: bring it? Like instead of using his driver, coach, when

445
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Speaker 1: you can just use the driver? Well, I know, I'm

446
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 1: just saying like, if he didn't want to use rely

447
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Speaker 1: on his driver, could he use a walker? If he

448
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,400
Speaker 1: showed up coach with one of those illuminum walkers there.

449
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,199
Speaker 1: His opponents would be like, oh, we got this in

450
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Speaker 1: the bag. I don't know how good this is gonna be. Uh,

451
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 1: sue me. The lips shouldn't be too much of an

452
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Speaker 1: issue all. In fact, he has caught the lip. And

453
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Speaker 1: I did not say the ball come out. In fact,

454
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Speaker 1: it could be are it isn't there, let's tackled out

455
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 1: the Look at it right here. He can see that

456
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 1: that all goes straight into the lift to then and

457
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 1: then Tiger has to go look for it because he

458
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 1: had no idea where that. Nobody knew where the ball went.

459
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: Interesting did he hit that out? There? Is Tiger playing

460
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Speaker 1: regular tournaments? Are just majors. He's just playing the masters

461
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Speaker 1: in this And they said, if he tries to play

462
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Speaker 1: this next one, he's an idiot. He needs to wait

463
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Speaker 1: till the summer. He so the only thing he needs

464
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Speaker 1: to wait until next year. I mean, if his knee

465
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Speaker 1: is that bad, if his leg is that bad, he

466
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Speaker 1: can't even walk. But I just took the ball out,

467
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Speaker 1: so he had to take a drop. It was an

468
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Speaker 1: unplayable Coach. I guess all right, um, he's just chasing

469
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Speaker 1: the record. Then that's all he's chasing. That's the only

470
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Speaker 1: reason he's playing. He has so much money. He doesn't

471
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Speaker 1: need money. He wants the record, and honestly, I don't

472
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Speaker 1: think he needs it. Like if you asked anyone in

473
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Speaker 1: the world who was the best golf for everyone would

474
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Speaker 1: say Tiger. They would never say Jack Nicholas. No one

475
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Speaker 1: would say Jack Nicks unless they're like eighty years old. Correct,

476
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: how must be? It's I go. I see now how

477
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 1: people interview people. Man, it would be tough to interview

478
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Speaker 1: a Jack Nicholas or a great The intros and that

479
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Speaker 1: that they have to do is insane. Jim Nick nance like,

480
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 1: all right, we're about to talk to the greatest golf

481
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Speaker 1: for the Golden Bear. He had thirty except Mr Mr Nicholas,

482
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Speaker 1: how are you? I mean gus intro and be like, hey,

483
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Speaker 1: Jack Nicholas over there? What man, what do you think

484
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: of this golf tournament? Dude? He just gave him a

485
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Speaker 1: thirty minute speech. I'm like, guys, he does everybody have

486
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Speaker 1: to do that when they interview the guy? So Joe Buck,

487
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: so what's the intro for me too? They interviewed him afterwards.

488
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Speaker 1: I know I saw and he was very cool about it. No,

489
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Speaker 1: he was so cool. He he was so cool that

490
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Speaker 1: he knew he got to spend four days in the

491
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Speaker 1: spotlight that he'll never have again. Yeah, we probably won't

492
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Speaker 1: see him. You're going hard on him, coach. I was like, Danny,

493
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Speaker 1: will it remember that dude? Remember rich Bam Rich Beam? Yeah?

494
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Speaker 1: He won? Never heard him? He won a major? I

495
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Speaker 1: know Jim Beam. No Rich Beam. Now. I believe he's

496
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Speaker 1: from El Paso, Texas. I don't. I don't. He may

497
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Speaker 1: have won the p PGA Championship or they be the

498
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Speaker 1: U s Open. I don't know which one. But he

499
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Speaker 1: wanted guess where he's been ever since? No idea though,

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Speaker 1: huh No, he's not nay is he? Well? You guys

501
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: saw lightning in a bottle. I know he played well,

502
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Speaker 1: but had you ever heard of him before this? Turn him? Ever?

503
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,719
Speaker 1: How much golf do you watch every weekend? There you go?

504
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: That tells me where Mitos and Sunday started and lunch

505
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Speaker 1: hit us at five am. I need your golf picks

506
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Speaker 1: before it starts. I looked him up. I had to

507
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Speaker 1: google him. I didn't know what the dude even looked like.

508
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 1: But you acted like you were his biggest fans. Well,

509
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: because the angle was if a guy's up by three,

510
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Speaker 1: he needs to win. And he gave me two golfers, meato,

511
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Speaker 1: and he said, oh, sprinkle some money on Fitzpatrick. You

512
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Speaker 1: know that. Well, because I knew it wasn't Zalatorius, I

513
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Speaker 1: called it. It It was he had the best chance of winning.

514
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Speaker 1: Just Thomas got him. No, Justin Thomas, the town of

515
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: But Justin Thomas did not have the best chance of winning. Hetty,

516
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Speaker 1: you fell for what is called a cute pick, and

517
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Speaker 1: you just went the cutest. Everybody wanted to say, hey,

518
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: I got a flyer Zalatrus. Everybody wanted to say that.

519
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm just I just knew that wasn't the route. I

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Speaker 1: got a question. Who finished in a better spot in

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Speaker 1: the tournament? Zalataurus or Mitos? Thank you? Who got cute

522
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Speaker 1: with their pick? Ray? I didn't get cute? What was it? Then?

523
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Speaker 1: He is predictable? I mean the leader three? Whoa which

524
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: is our thing? But I don't know, I just I

525
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: just my actual bet was a winner. But what I

526
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: told everybody and the listeners was wrong. And before that,

527
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 1: you wait until there was two golfers remaining, and you

528
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Speaker 1: picked one going into the the bet was one and

529
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Speaker 1: need all Meato had to do was not hit it

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Speaker 1: in the creek, and he hit it in the damn

531
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: What the Spurs had to do was rebound the damn

532
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: ball in Game six of the NBA Finals and they

533
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: would be NBA champions. But guess what. They didn't rebound

534
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: the ball. They kicked it to the corner. Ray Allen

535
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,719
Speaker 1: hit the three, and then they boat Racist in Game seven,

536
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Speaker 1: and then Miami Heat won a title. So the bet

537
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: was the championship was one if they just rebound the ball.

538
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: But that's basketball. Don't ever been on NBA created an analogy? Okay,

539
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: can we stick stick to golf? Well, we need to

540
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: stick to golf. I want to talk about our golf.

541
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 1: Gray Eddie and I played golf on Friday. Listen to

542
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: this crap O't let me get the sound effect. Oh

543
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 1: my god. So we roll up to the first team

544
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: they're gonna they say, you're gonna be with the Roberts,

545
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Speaker 1: to some right named Robert. No, that's just their last name.

546
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: Obviously awesome. I've always loved twins. So it's like eighty

547
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: five degrees outside and and Jack Sales, Jack shows up

548
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 1: and he's got paid. I don't know which one was

549
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: Roberts and or like. I was like, damn, he must

550
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 1: be good if he's wearing pants. I mean it was

551
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: ninety degrees. And Eddie said, I'll bet you ain't good.

552
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I mean, I don't know. I

553
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: overheard him talking to his friend. Jack was talking to

554
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: his friend Robin and telling him Robin Roberts. No, there's

555
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: no Rob. So he's telling Robin. Yeah. Man. The last

556
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: tournament I played on played in I won, and the

557
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: guy and the guy that was beating me by two

558
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: strokes on the final day, I played with him and

559
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 1: I just got to watch him meltdown and he got

560
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: to see me just lightening it up right. Everything he

561
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: was saying was like, oh man, I was putting lights

562
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: out last round. Dude to them, no, no, no, no no,

563
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: I'm over here. We're overhearing them. We're not talking to them.

564
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,479
Speaker 1: They're they're having a conversation. You're talking to each other.

565
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 1: Eddie goes, I'll bet she's not good. And we walk

566
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: up to the first team box and he goes, you

567
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: guys want to play the tips He asked if we

568
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: wanted to play the tips and I said, I said,

569
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 1: we normally played a tests, but let's just do whites today. Dude. Yeah,

570
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: and he goes, Okay, I just didn't know, you know

571
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Speaker 1: what I mean, cause I'm comfortable with either either. Just

572
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: it's cool, I mean, right. So he's like, he's like,

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Speaker 1: I'll leave us off. I'll lead us off. First, t

574
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: shot twelve yards because the ball went straight up in

575
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: the air about two hundred yards in the air, came

576
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: back down twelve yards away from us. That's why I

577
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: always played ten off the first He's like, wow, I

578
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: never do that. I've never done in my life because

579
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: I've never done that. He wanted us to believe that

580
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,239
Speaker 1: he's never done that so much that he showed us

581
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: the clubhead and said, look where I hit this, the

582
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: marks right there on top of the driver away. I

583
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: have never done that. I believe you guys are having

584
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: those conversations that they go. He came to us, this

585
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: was one. This is the first tea box this saying like,

586
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: we're halfway through the round, and when people start talking

587
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: to me like that, I don't even talk back to him.

588
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: I'm not on the We didn't talk back couch. Dude,

589
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: I hate golf talk, which is exactly what that dude did.

590
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: He's not on the tour, he's not making money, so

591
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: you're there to drink hit him three hundred and and

592
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: just swing out of your shoes. And then his point,

593
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: his point, his poor friend wasn't there. No, that was wrong.

594
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, his poor friend, Robin. He was a terrible golfer,

595
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: and he every shot was Jack. Jack tried to coach him.

596
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: That's all right, Robin, it's all right, Robin. Here, try

597
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: straighten out that left arm a little bit. No, every shot.

598
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: I felt so bad for Robin, every single shot. So

599
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: what was my goal? Eddie? So then Eddie, then Eddie

600
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: starts getting piste off and he goes, you know what,

601
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat him. So keetting against this guy that

602
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: the guy didn't even know Eddie is competing against him.

603
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: But he's like, I'm gonna beat Jack. Coach. I watched

604
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: Jack's every shot, so he wrote down Jack's score on

605
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: the scorecard. He kept counting him and he's like, no,

606
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: I saw him take a whole three, whole three. I

607
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: had a triple bogey. And he comes back to the

608
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: car and tells Robin, damn, that was a crazy bogy

609
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: man down. I'm like, no, sir, oh those are two

610
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: drops on there. No, I wrote it down in my card.

611
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: So Eddie is getting piste off when any when anyone

612
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: hit a bad shot, and he'd be like, damn it, dude,

613
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: that's gonna catch. He's like, that opened the door for

614
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: Jack Jackson. That opened the door for Jack. And not

615
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: only that, did Jack, you know, act like he's good

616
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: and he wasn't very good. Jack was slower than Pitts.

617
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: On the golf course, Coach Jack would line up the ball,

618
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: put put the ball on the tee. He'd he'd line

619
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Speaker 1: up the little line on the tea towards the hole.

620
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: He'd get back, he looked at the shot, take a

621
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: couple of swings. Then he'd line up right ready to drive.

622
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: And he moves his grip a little bit, loves his

623
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: grip a little bit. It takes a deep broth. Hell, no,

624
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: hold on, pulls back. There's there's some dirt right in

625
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: front of the ball. He wipes the dirt off, gets back,

626
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: lines it up again. Dude, I would have killed this dude.

627
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: Every shot. How long did he take? Probably about two

628
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: minutes first shot, two minutes per shot coach and then

629
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Speaker 1: shanks it. See that's not then he doesn't get that

630
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: same privilege the next hole. Oh no, he didn't every shot.

631
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: We didn't a lot of group play through and he goes,

632
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: we're not playing that slow, and I said, no, no,

633
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: there's no word. It's you said that to him in

634
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: my mind, and yeah, you don't get that privilege. If

635
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: you've sucked the previous hole, then you got to play

636
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: a little faster. No. No. Then we get to the

637
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: green and this is where I just got real bad.

638
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: He would walk and do every angle, every angle, every angle,

639
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: get down, you know what I mean, and you know,

640
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: look at it, you know down. He would do the

641
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: feet in between the line, you know, and kind of

642
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: like check the balance. Hey he does where you like

643
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: you pull your tea out and you pick the grass

644
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: up and there wasn't even a bump. Yeah, there wasn't

645
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: even a ball market stuff from the previous guy. Because

646
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: you know, he's fixing everyone else. The players now can

647
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: tap it in front of their putt. Oh yeah, they're

648
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: allowed to do that before their put But so he

649
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: does that and then he puts and he misses. Okay, cool,

650
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: So then what's he doing, gotta take the flag out.

651
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: Take the flag out, hey, Robin, take the flight out.

652
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: And poor Robin was his bitch. Or he would take

653
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: the flying and instead of setting it five ft from

654
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: the hole, he would set it all the way on

655
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: the fringe, so you had to walk it all the

656
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: way to the fringe to move the flag. Like he

657
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: couldn't be with any ten feet of the freaking hole.

658
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: What's his name, Roberts? You know his name is Jack,

659
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: Jack Robert Roberts, Jack Roberts. Why don't you just put

660
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: in my golf cart. It'll be safe there. Cut And

661
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: then he'd put and it would he would miss it,

662
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: and not even the ten feeting miss it. Well, there

663
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: was one where he missed it and it was only

664
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: a foot away. He marks it. Okay, dude, just put

665
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: the freaking thing and it's one foot away. He marks it. Oh,

666
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: this is this is the most annoying story I've ever

667
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: heard in my life. Golf story. And I told he

668
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 1: picks that up, and you're off the de green now

669
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: he marks. It's a gimme get out of here. He

670
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: marks it, puts, picks the ball up, cleans up. Not

671
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: only is it a gimme, if you just want to

672
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: slap it, dick it in with one hand, that's fine.

673
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: But he the fact that he marked it, I would

674
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: have gone by and taken his quarter and thrown it

675
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: to him. Not only did he mark it, but he

676
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: went through his whole routine again, his whole routine, walking around,

677
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,239
Speaker 1: making sure every angle of the hole ben down. Did

678
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: he deserve a little bit of this? Like was his

679
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: chipping good? Was good? From fifty? He was fine? He

680
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: was He probably shot in the nineties, just like we did.

681
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: I mean, nothing was good. Nothing the first hole fifteen

682
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: yards though, that's a that's tough to come back. He

683
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: didn't count down, coach, breakfast ball, breakfast ball. Then he

684
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: hit the next one out of bounds. But see, usually

685
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: you can fake like you're a good golfer for a

686
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: couple holes. But the fact that he kind of was

687
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: outed right away on the fifteen yard or then he

688
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: screwed the whole time. A couple of good shots, a

689
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: couple of good ones where I was like, wow, that

690
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: was a great day. You striped that one. But nothing

691
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: to brag about, nothing to act like he's so good

692
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: telling us, he's telling his buddy he won tournament. All right, no,

693
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: damn white, that guy one tournament. Let me tell you, coach,

694
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: anyone that tells you they're good at golf is not

695
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: good at golf. It's the ones where they don't say

696
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: they're good, or they're like, yeah, I man, I really

697
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: just don't get to play that much or whatever, and

698
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: then you they play, it's like, what, dude, you're freaking good.

699
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: So it's almost like, let me just say this to

700
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: say something thing else. What I've realized with golf, unless

701
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: you're playing in tournaments for money, we're not. None of

702
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: us are. We're on the level playing field. So you

703
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: gotta see what am I trying to get out of

704
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: the game of golf. Me. I try to be the

705
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: guy that doesn't get mad on the course, the guy

706
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: that's fun to have a couple of beers. But then

707
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: in my head, I'm also trying to be just solid

708
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: shot guy. You know what solid shot you know, where

709
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: you're happy with yourself. But but the people that do

710
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: the golf talk and have to brag about tournaments. Why

711
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: you're not making money, You're acting like you're somebody that

712
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: you're not. I can't believe you guys even give those

713
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: guys a time of day. Well, we were pairing up

714
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: with them. We could no. No. At ten, we tried

715
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: to bail on them with the clubhouse and we went

716
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: and we teed off and we drove down the fairway.

717
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: But then we had to wait on the group in

718
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: front of us, and they caught up to us, like,

719
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: oh are bad. We thought you guys were in the

720
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: clubhouse too. We're like, oh no, man, we thought you

721
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: guys just headed home. We didn't know. We act like me,

722
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 1: We're not trying to lose them because my wife had

723
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: an appointment and I was cutting close and this turned

724
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: into a four hour and forty minute round of golf,

725
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: right because this guy took that long, brutal it was awful.

726
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: Not to interrupt your story, but yeah, the key question

727
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: is are you gonna ask him what did Edie beat him?

728
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: That's not fair. I can't. I can't really answer that

729
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: because I picked up at seventeen what I picked up

730
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: at seventeen, because we're I mean, I didn't want lunch

731
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: boxes wife to misreappointment. Yeah, he'll never know, so we'll

732
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: never know it was looking bad. I mean, Jack Jack

733
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: got probably would have come back and beat me. You

734
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: probably did beat me. He probably beat him. Eddie I

735
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: had a I coached. I mean the last three holes,

736
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: I just couldn't hit it straight. Uh. Number fifteen was

737
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: the part three he really did Eddie end really did it. Man?

738
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: He tiger triple. Oh, he'd be more than triple. Yeah,

739
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: So it was just what I didn't cheat on my score.

740
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 1: I do not cheat. I know, pants guy, when it's

741
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: ninety degrees out, that's a that's pretty annoying as hell.

742
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of tool thing. Even the pros

743
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: don't do that, right. That's another thing thing that changed

744
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: on the PGA tour. If it's not either let me

745
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 1: wear shorts, why can't they wear shorts? Can you imagine

746
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: some of those dudes, like Matthew Wolf, He's gonna have

747
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: shorts freaking up to his balls. Pants and eight. He's

748
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: got pants and eight on a local MUNI is tool

749
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: guy and the other tool guy is the stuff you

750
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: the accessories you get in golf that don't matter, But

751
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: then those same accessories that you recommend to other people

752
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: because you think it's such an important accessory. Case in point,

753
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: the ball marker. I had a guy one time, go yeah, man,

754
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: I got this little ball marker. It's got a it's

755
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: got a like a bookmarker on the end of it.

756
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: You can put it on your hat so then it

757
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: just stays there the whole time. And I tell you what,

758
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: it's been a game changer. I'm like, in the actual

759
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: fun are you talking about? Are we talking about a

760
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: ball marker right now that you're recommending to me? Bro,

761
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: I don't even mark my ball. I throw a t

762
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: in there. Sometimes I just pick up the ball and

763
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: then kind of set in the same vicinity. What are

764
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: you talking about? Look, they can't they can't just wear

765
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: whatever they want, like Van Royan, you know that, dude.

766
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: They have all the little cute tapered pants now where

767
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: like they're all tied at the ankle or you can,

768
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: like they go up a little bit high up on

769
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: the ankle. This whole fashion. Look, I can't get into it.

770
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: I can't get into wearing skinny jeans, but that that

771
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: are real golf golf pants, you know what I'm talking about.

772
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: But I mean they're gonna have Van Royan putting in in. Uh.

773
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: Valdo Waldo is gonna be like, oh my, I just

774
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: saw his testicles. Well, your boy, Sally He's got him

775
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: right up his ass. That's what I'm saying. Sorry, guys,

776
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 1: gets Ben's over to pickle. Oh my, that's his that's

777
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: his nutsack grabbed the all we're seeing balls, but not

778
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: the balls we want to see there. You know, I

779
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: just don't think they should be wearing shorts that short.

780
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: And I was making fun of golfers with the soccer balls.

781
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like all the pros are dang

782
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: doing that now, but it's like, no, they're not. I know,

783
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: there may be I'm player with a dumb soccer ball ball.

784
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: Now there's a handful of there. There isn't the reason

785
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 1: it annoys me because I made the point on Friday,

786
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: But it was a horrible point because I didn't have

787
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: any structure to it. But then I thought about it.

788
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: I thought, it's not like we play football that's colored

789
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: like a baseball. Do we play baseball with the football

790
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: markings on it? The fact that we play golf with

791
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: the soccer ball markings drives me insane. No one plays those.

792
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: I like Lunch loves them. That's because when I find

793
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: him on the course, I think they look pretty cool.

794
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever bought them, But when I

795
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: find them on the course, I'm like, those are pretty cool, dude.

796
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: Lunch Box now plays with this freaking ugly yellow ball,

797
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: Like it's not like neon yellow, it's like booger yellow.

798
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: Did you get them on sale? It's like a cheap highlighter, dude. Like,

799
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: it's it's harder to find that ball than white ball.

800
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 1: I got the pekuins one time. I think the whites

801
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: are easier to find. They are, absolutely you would think

802
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: a neon blue would be. You can't even see me

803
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: right in front of you can't see it. I'm not

804
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: the one that painted those. I just know you bought them. Yeah,

805
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 1: I didn't, but I thought they were the normal yellow.

806
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: When I bought them, they were like a mustard yellow,

807
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: and I was like, mustard color. Not as good as

808
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: we can barely find them. It is clean. That can't

809
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: be good for your game, though, Oh it's I mean

810
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: what I listen it was. It's because during the winter

811
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: it's easier to find a yellow ball. That's all there

812
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: is to it. Yeah, I mean if you're if you're

813
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: going out to play there in the winter, yes, it's

814
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: easier to find a yellow ball. Yes, Now, Ray, I

815
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: said you an email, right, did you get the email?

816
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: Y speaking of golf, Eddie not speaking of golf, Dang,

817
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: let's let's stick to golf. Did you see that corn

818
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: Ferry tour the story I'm watching that screwed it up?

819
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: Wait are you talking about baseball player? No, this guy

820
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: James Nichols. Okay, he goes and he tries out in

821
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: the qualifier on Monday, and he doesn't make it. It's

822
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: a three minute no. I said, we'll cut it off

823
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: halfway through whatever this is just to get the narrative.

824
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: And so he f eyes back to New York because

825
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 1: he's like the sixteenth alternate, right, So he's not he's

826
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: not gonna know, not private jet. This dude's and nobody like.

827
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: He's trying to make it on the corn Ferry. He

828
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: has no money. And he gets to New York, gets home,

829
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: you know, and they said, hey, you know you may

830
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: have a chance to get would you come back if

831
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: you're one of the select He's like, yeah, but I'm sixteen.

832
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: Then he drops the ninth and he's like, I'm coming.

833
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: And this is him showing up to the golf course

834
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: five minutes before his tea time. Great Facebook makes you

835
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: hit a volume. But oh boy, I came back from

836
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: the airports. I couldn't wake my clubs. Bad march You alright, cool?

837
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: Thank you? What's that? Audio sucks so bad? Hey, welcome,

838
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: good to be here. I bet it is James, James

839
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 1: John Holt. No idea as to what James, what time

840
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: do you get the call last night? Give it back? Yeah,

841
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: it's not my clubs, But if you want run he

842
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: can't or was delayed an hour and a half this morning.

843
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I couldn't get I was gonna drive, but

844
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: that would be seventeen hours and I would have got

845
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: here to one that wouldn't have been. Good to have

846
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: you here. Appreciate it, Thanks, appreciate your health. Okay, we're good.

847
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: He was late. I know. He wasn't like it wasn't

848
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: his fault. He was like, I know he lost his delay. Dude.

849
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: He was like lunch every time we played golf, H'm

850
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: the driver ever goot mine? So when he when he

851
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: left new he was not in the tournament. He was

852
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: just hoping. I know, coach, I heard nine. He found

853
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: out at nine last. No, no, he found out that

854
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: he was like one of the last alternate. So he

855
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: was like, I'm getting on a plane just in case

856
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: someone does drop out. And so he missed the morning round,

857
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: so he only had a chance to be in the

858
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: afternoon tea times. And he didn't even know he was

859
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: in the tournament. He gets on the plane, it's delayed

860
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. So when he lands, he

861
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: turns on his phone and he has seventy text messages

862
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: from his dad, his agent the tour the corn Ferry

863
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: saying hey, your team times this time. And since he

864
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: was delayed an hour and a half, he didn't have

865
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: time to wait for his clubs to get off the airplane.

866
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: He had to just leave the airport with nothing, just

867
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 1: the clothes on his back. And so as he's pulling

868
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:35,959
Speaker 1: up there handing him shoes the golf at the golf

869
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 1: but the golf pro he use my clubs, so he

870
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: don't even he's never hit him. He didn't have time

871
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: to warm up. He sits there, stretches on the first team.

872
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: That sounds like and he should goes plus four. That

873
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: is awesome. I love this dude. Really shouldn't have had

874
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: him play then, right, Why it's your shot? I mean,

875
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: if he's there, all right, but you got there. It's

876
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: just like getting on a flight. You can't just go

877
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 1: straight to the airport. You gotta have check in. If

878
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: he can't make all that, guys, it's not possible. You

879
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: cannot play. I agree, because then you get stuff like that,

880
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: are you I mean pulled something? I mean he could

881
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he said I would do it

882
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: all again. It's for his shot, like he's like, listen,

883
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: but it was dude, that was a disaster. If you're

884
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: watching the video that I was watching, he's all over

885
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: the place, guys handing him, craping, like he's stretching as

886
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: like the governor of the country club is talking to him.

887
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 1: His asses in the guy's face. He's like, okay, Sonny,

888
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: ready for this tournament? Yeah, just let me get my

889
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: legs stretched, taking off his jacket and his shoes, like

890
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: to get golf shoes on. He didn't even go to

891
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: the locker room. He's like, can you guys just put

892
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: them somewhere because he didn't even get to go. He's

893
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: just standing on the first team he pulled up with

894
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: the green. Does he ask the g how are they

895
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: rolling today? There's a couple of birdies left out there

896
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: for you. And I have to take inventory of what

897
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: clubs you have in your bag. I had no idea,

898
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: and they're like, what kind of club? He's like, I

899
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: don't know, just here you go, write to them, write

900
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: them down. I don't know what they are. And he

901
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it sounds great. And he takes col

902
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: Prida sings, gets up first tea shot right down the middle.

903
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: So you love this guy. I love this dude. I

904
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: love the fact that he went for it. Take and

905
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: then he didn't make the cut, but he shot four over. Yeah.

906
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: But then the next day he had another What was

907
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: everyone shooting that day? I didn't even everyone was intent

908
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: under Well, that would make more sense. Coach was on

909
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: the Corn Cob tour. I thought it was like a

910
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: PJ event Corn Ferry. Coach, did you get that email

911
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: just saying you Ray it's bad audio? And really this

912
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: should be good audio. But this is a video that

913
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: I sent a lunchbox because this is a message for

914
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: him and how he plays this guy is awesome. Maniass

915
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: this you did? You just hit a chitty chenker off

916
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: to the right, huzzle nasty and Jeers fricks and you

917
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: won't do at the clock boomerang job within bull Jackson

918
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 1: over your quadris, Like, why there are other humans in

919
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: your group and you are on their parade with your antics.

920
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: Can you please take a moment to decoration Woosa? Okay,

921
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: it happens. You have a family and you have children

922
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,720
Speaker 1: and a profession to make a lot of the moneys.

923
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: You don't do it in golf. You do not practice

924
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: your amateur hours. There is no Delorian in the parking

925
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: lot to take you back in the time to fix that.

926
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: So please do yourself a favor, but especially do the

927
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: game of golf, and you're playing partners of favor, not

928
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: to freaking out start reigning on their parade. That's an

929
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,919
Speaker 1: important rhythmo in the game of golf. Calm yourself down,

930
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: keep all fourteen cloths in the tact, no launching of

931
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: the clubs, save your money for therapy. And that's it.

932
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: Manolo teaches golf is hilarious. Hilarious. I said that to

933
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: lunch Box, like, dude, this you need to learn from

934
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 1: this guy. But did I get mad on that? And

935
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: that's what I was about to say, you did not?

936
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: You know, I think the days of you getting really,

937
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: really really upset for more than one hole are over right,

938
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: I let it bother me for a hole and then

939
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: I let it go. But I felt like this somebody

940
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: even a couple of shots. Oh why did I do that?

941
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: That's so stupid? But I felt like I was so

942
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,439
Speaker 1: much better. Right, we were talking about this guy's video skin.

943
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: Do you think he pre writes that? A lot of

944
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,439
Speaker 1: that sad lib. He just goes on it. You can't

945
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,439
Speaker 1: pre write that. You can't see Lunchbox thinks it's pre written.

946
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: The main theme is, Hey, there's me some geese to go,

947
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: and you're gonna act like you throw your club and

948
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: then just go into your thing. Hey, listen here, you

949
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: gotta do that. And then he just says it, that's

950
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 1: just funny. There's no Deloran in the parking lot to

951
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: take you back in time like that is the hilarious.

952
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: But he's written. But they tell him a couple or

953
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: in his head or his creative team, like like, hey,

954
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: go with the DeLorean thing. That's funny. You just do

955
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: your normal stuff. It's gonna start with you almost throwing

956
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: your club's DeLorean is funny. Uh, say that you're an

957
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: amateur hour may get him a couple of buzz words,

958
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: and then he just rolls. But you can't script that

959
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: the way he just read it off like that. So

960
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: you've seen this dude on TikTok. He's hilarious, hilarious. It's

961
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: not like I follow him, but when they pop up

962
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: every time it's laugh out loud. Is a great You

963
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: know what else is great? NBA Chris is a popcorn

964
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: the season your Bocorn season finale team snacks wrong clip.

965
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: I forgot about those games we called in sick. You

966
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: didn't go well. We had our last game of the season.

967
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: We're trying to get our first w couldn't its gracious.

968
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: We show up Saturday morning, nine thirty and we are

969
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 1: ready to go saturning. And when it was about it

970
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: was hotter in hell, and it was a bad sign

971
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: right off the bat when the other coach goes, oh,

972
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: we do better with shorter games, and so he told

973
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: the ref you didn't cut both each half by a

974
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: few minutes, and I'm like, wait a minute, no, my kids,

975
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: we just changed the rules. Just changed the rules. We're

976
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: trying to get a win here. And then another problem

977
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: was the other team had three kids that their parents

978
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: were out there on the field holding their hands, so

979
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: they had extra defenders in the way the whole freaking

980
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: game where the parents defending. I mean, it's hard not

981
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: to when there's little three year olds are trying to

982
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: run through with the ball actually hit their legs. So

983
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: they was like, come on man. But we start off

984
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 1: the game and it's back and forth, you know, no

985
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: goals being scored the first five minutes. I'm gonna jump

986
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: right now. Then they score one. Then they scored too. Well,

987
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: we get the point it's twenty was Malcolm not playing

988
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, Malcolm was there great story about

989
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: Malcolm after the game, and I'm like, here we go again.

990
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 1: That's gonna be one of those games, right, But my

991
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: team battled back to to one. We score a goal.

992
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: That's your second season score? No, we scored like seven goals. Yes,

993
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: Then Meredith scores Heredith were tired to to two and

994
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: she goes, coach, that's my six goal this season. And

995
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: that's not true, Meredith. I'm your mind. You're a creative,

996
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: aren't you just sit down Meredith for line? But don't

997
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: we need you? Actually no, yeah, it was it was

998
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: hit or miss everybody. I want to go take it,

999
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: Meredith all copy and she goes my mom says, I

1000
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: need to get number seven. Chill, Meredith, and I'm like Meredith.

1001
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: So then where it's tied to too, there's probably about

1002
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: four minutes ago is this including stoppage time, including stoppage

1003
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: sign and about six yards out there, they pick up

1004
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 1: the ball with their hands. Their coach stops us. Here,

1005
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: you guys go ahead and kick my nos So my

1006
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: son steps up and I said, all right, you're gonna

1007
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: kick it on your market set go and what are

1008
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,240
Speaker 1: your son? Because it was his story? Why not Meredith

1009
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: and Malcolm, Hey, they've already scored. My son has never scored.

1010
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 1: So you want, I mean you, this is his chance,

1011
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 1: this this chance because he listen, he's been so into

1012
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,280
Speaker 1: it the last few weeks. Data, I'm gonna score. Data,

1013
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm Dad, I'm gonna score. And earlier in the game

1014
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: he got it real close and he missed a goal

1015
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: and he comes running back, Dada, I was so close,

1016
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, So there was no

1017
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: way he was going to score right here because you know,

1018
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: all the other players are in front of the goal

1019
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: like and so I'm just like, just kick it towards

1020
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: the goal. And he kicks it and it boom hits

1021
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: off someone's leg and he chases it, follows his up kicks.

1022
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: It good that he was offside. Dad man helped him

1023
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: a little. Did I know I did nothing. He comes

1024
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: running up to the side, pick him up, and I

1025
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: run him around the field and I put him down.

1026
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 1: He goes, Dad own I scored, and I said, yeah,

1027
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: he goes, Eddie is gonna be so proud of me.

1028
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: He said that, and I said, what, he goes, I score,

1029
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: and he said, Eddie is gonna be so proud of me.

1030
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm facetiming him today. What the hell does Eddie have

1031
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: to do with this moment? Son? This is supposed to

1032
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: be This is supposed to be exciting for me and you,

1033
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: and you're worried about if Eddie is going to be

1034
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: proud of you. Love your dad. You got breaking news.

1035
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: Hit it. I have it for the big show. I

1036
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: could not believe. And remember how when you're white, you

1037
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: come to work and your wife's at home all day.

1038
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: I was sick and I was just like, really, that's

1039
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: what you're in the car. We call my dad mom, right,

1040
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: We called Granny and Grandpa to tell him, and he

1041
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: tells him I scored a goal, and they're like yeah,

1042
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: and he and he said it. Eddie's gonna be proud

1043
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: of me, said, Eddie is gonna be so proud of me.

1044
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: You know why he said that? No, I have no

1045
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: idea because when I saw him at the field, I say, hey,

1046
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: are you gonna get that goal today? He's like yes,

1047
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: oh the week of the week before. So in his

1048
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: mind he's like, I need to tell Eddie about this

1049
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: because he's gonna be so proud. I was like, why

1050
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: is Eddie on your mind when you just scored your

1051
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: first Relax, he doesn't love me more than he loves you.

1052
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: But the final score team snacks four other team too.

1053
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: We won our first game. Who cares about the Malcolm

1054
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: and I mean, it was such a huge relief. And

1055
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: after the game, everybody's leaving and we did one, two,

1056
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: three team stacks. Let's go to the live audio. I'm

1057
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: so proud of you, guys ever loved kids. And everybody's

1058
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 1: walking on, everybody's walking away, and all of a sudden,

1059
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: Malcolm comes running back. Malcolm's running and he's got something

1060
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: in his hand and it's a picture he drew. Thanks coach,

1061
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: that's why you do it. And I hung it on

1062
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: the fridge. No, that was my trophy. That was him.

1063
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: I touched one kid's like because the other kids. The

1064
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 1: other kids didn't care. That's what it's all about kids.

1065
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,439
Speaker 1: I learned it from no teeth. You got to touch

1066
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: the kids. No one else said anything. He was only one,

1067
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: only Malcolm, and then my son was so into it.

1068
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: We stayed for thirty minutes afterwards because he wanted to

1069
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: kick in the goal, okay, and so you don't have

1070
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: anywhere to be. Nope. He just sat there and he

1071
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: got that I'm gonna play soccer, and he kept playing

1072
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: and my two year old got out there and they

1073
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: played for thirty minutes. Teams like can we get on here?

1074
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: And they're like, can we game? Can we play our game?

1075
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: Malcolm gave me that nice drawing, so I hugged his mom,

1076
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: so I put it on the ground. It blew away.

1077
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was awesome. Did you tell the

1078
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: moms thank you? I did. I'll tell everybody thank you.

1079
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: But that was it team snacks. I mean, I think

1080
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: when you get a coach president at the end of

1081
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,359
Speaker 1: the season, and sometimes we give the coach a gift. Yeah,

1082
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: I was expecting that that's what I mean. But I

1083
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: was like, but Malcolm was the only thing that gave me.

1084
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 1: No gift card, dicks or anything, no, no, nothing, not

1085
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: even a like text take thanks for nothing. Just absolutely

1086
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: everybody just went their own way and we got our

1087
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: first win. And that was what it's all about. Man, Man,

1088
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: what a season? Season? What's the story about Malcolm? That

1089
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: was it the old deep tea? Just because it wasn't

1090
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: that deep. Hey, let me tell you what happened in

1091
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: our lives on Saturday. And another kid, we had no

1092
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: we had four baseball games. The first baseball game of

1093
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: the day, my eight year old. Are we gonna go

1094
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: play by play? Guys? If it's just played by play

1095
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: of the golf year old, it's not a player. It's

1096
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: not a play by play. He's up to bat. Swings,

1097
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: let me get the audio. Swings the back. It's a

1098
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: shot to third. It goes down the line, third basement, misses,

1099
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: it goes between his legs. It knows the oftfield. It's

1100
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: traveling fast. My son, he rounds first, he goes to second.

1101
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: They get it from the outfield, try to throw him

1102
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: out at second. Whoa, the ball is overthrown. It's going

1103
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: to right field. So my son gets up in the slide.

1104
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: He runs the third. They get the ball from the outfield.

1105
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: He's going home. Throw the ball to home. He throw

1106
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: it to home. Oh my, I mean it's short by

1107
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: a hundred yards. My son slides into home home round

1108
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: his first career home run. Boys and girls, amazing with

1109
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: the air. Not a home run, No, no, it's still

1110
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: called a home run and the majors. It has to

1111
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: hit like a weird part of the mat in the

1112
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: outfield and then it goes away from him. That's no error,

1113
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: is there? Eight years old? Hey, there's only two kids

1114
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: in the league. They can actually get double with two errors. Right,

1115
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him a four base air and went

1116
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,040
Speaker 1: between the guy's legs at third A great point. It

1117
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: wasn't even a hit in the head. Okay, okay, okay.

1118
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:06,320
Speaker 1: How about this one. The bottom of the fifth, same

1119
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: same game. He's playing picture, no outs. First batter comes up,

1120
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 1: swings the ball, swings, hits the ball. Oh my gosh,

1121
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 1: it's a shot straight to the picture. He puts the

1122
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 1: glove up. Poop, he's out there. Two runners, both runners.

1123
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: They start moving. Oh, throwing back to second, throwing back

1124
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: to second. Get the guy out because it was a pop.

1125
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: I mean it was directly never hit the ground. He

1126
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: throws it a second, one out, thro a second, two outs.

1127
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, the guy's not at first throwing back

1128
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 1: the first thrown back to first. They throw it at first,

1129
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:41,439
Speaker 1: triple play. Triple ending is over. You're the next Joe block.

1130
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 1: Ending is over. So in the same game, you got

1131
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: a home run, four bass error, and a triple play.

1132
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 1: He started the triple way he was It was not unassisted,

1133
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: but he did. He were talking about it started with

1134
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 1: the cat. What I'm saying, sometimes you can get an

1135
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: unassisted triple play where you catch the line drive, step

1136
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: on the back and tager runner. Well he was pitture,

1137
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: he couldn't step on the back, but he was part

1138
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: of He started the triple play. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So

1139
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: he gets credited for the triple play. All of them

1140
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: do what do you mean? They all get credited with it.

1141
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: So I can't say, son, you got a triple play.

1142
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: He was part of a triple play. He started it.

1143
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: Without that catch, it wouldn't have been a chance without

1144
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: the person stepping on second. It wouldn't happen without the

1145
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: person stepping on. I mean, it is a team sports

1146
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: so worn out. I was gonna tell you about the

1147
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: other game, but all right, go ahead, tell us all

1148
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: that's fine. He's worn out. No, let's hear it. No,

1149
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: it's good, it's fine. I figure somebody worn out a dream. No, no, no,

1150
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: I want to hear about that. Raise raise gunn hit

1151
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: it now. Man, it's good. I'm doing everything I can

1152
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: with the sound effects. There really wasn't anything. They are

1153
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: in a tournament and both my boys, eight year old

1154
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: and seven year old, they're still going. I mean they're

1155
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: still going. We got two games left. What are they

1156
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: a traveling team? They're like two and three? Yeah, I

1157
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: mean no, no, no, they're eight and seven. Oh man,

1158
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: time flies at the end of the season. Guys, there's

1159
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: a tournament every every season. They could win it off.

1160
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: Both of my boys could win it all. The Durham

1161
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: Bulls and the New York Yankees could win. So they

1162
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: can't face off in the championship, not another two different

1163
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: American and national American national they meet in the world.

1164
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,919
Speaker 1: Is a league gonna be league? And just to touch

1165
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: on NBA, it looks like it's gonna be The Warriors

1166
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: and good luck predicted Miami. I think Cells are still

1167
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: gonna win it. Boston. I still got Boston. The Warriors

1168
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: just like them. I kind of like the heat. The

1169
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: Warriors got too much too, but they were cold for

1170
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes last night. They still in the game,

1171
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: and right MAV's got nothing. I mean, it's just the Warriors,

1172
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 1: the differences. They passed the ball around and make it

1173
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: look so easy to find open shots, where the Mavericks

1174
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: Luca has to do everything everything to get someone an

1175
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: open shot, where the Warriors Clayton get someone overshot. Andrew Wiggins,

1176
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: Pool Curry, I mean it's rain. I mean Luca Donic

1177
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: looked like that dude in a United Airlines getting slapped. Oh,

1178
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: that dude got tacked over the internet. Apparently the other

1179
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: guy was an NFL player and he got charged with

1180
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 1: a salt right. If you're in a fight, the key

1181
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: is you gotta slap him. No, the point is the

1182
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 1: airline em point hit him first. You didn't see the

1183
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: full video? Yeah? I did? Which one the airline coach

1184
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: or there's like a longer version. Are you talking about

1185
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: the Mike Tyson one? Yeah? Oh you watch UFC? No,

1186
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: Holly hoom, dude, terrible. I mean, she can't fight anymore. Done.

1187
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: Now she's done. Did you see the girl get deck

1188
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: to the Nashville SC game like a fan? She I

1189
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: posted the guy needs to be aligned back as an investor.

1190
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to talk about this? Look like no, No,

1191
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: there's a rain to right, so there's no one on

1192
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: the pitch. So this girl decides she's gonna go ahead,

1193
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: and he said, pitch coach, Oh, she's out. If it's

1194
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: a chicken at past they knocked her out. Oh no, no,

1195
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: they knocked her. No, they picked her. They knocked her

1196
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: out cold. I mean she's running across the field and

1197
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 1: this security guard just comes across the middle. Was the

1198
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: head hit? Watch watch her when they get us, she's out. Yeah,

1199
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 1: that head hit and the turf. Were you at the game?

1200
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: I was at the game. We uh, We packed up

1201
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 1: the family. We went to the game. We got in

1202
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: our seats. We watched eighteen minutes, and then lightning and

1203
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: now we didn't take a shuttle. Eighteen minutes and they

1204
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: had to take the players off the field because of

1205
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: lightning in the area. We waited about thirty minutes and

1206
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: we went home. They did not restart the game till

1207
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: ten oh seven pm. So you went back. No, no, no,

1208
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 1: watched it on the TV. And we gave up a

1209
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 1: goal in the eight minute. For a time which I

1210
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: thought you guys were undefeated. We haven't lost it home,

1211
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: but we tied. We were winning the whole game, and

1212
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: then we gave up a goal in the eight eighth minute.

1213
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, boom, Now do you think that was unnecessary

1214
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: about that? Guy? No, you have to do that. Girl,

1215
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: you have to Yeah, you don't really have time to judge.

1216
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 1: And I my whole thing is, if you're gonna run

1217
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: onto the field, why are you doing it when no

1218
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: one's there to watch? Because in the middle of a

1219
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 1: rain delay, everybody was up on the mezzanine because they

1220
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: kicked everybody out of the seats because of lightning, So

1221
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: no one's even there to see you do it. I

1222
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: hate to play contrarian devil's advocate, but and the rain delay.

1223
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: In baseball, it's always the goal of the person running

1224
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: on to make it to the tarp. Maybe it doesn't

1225
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: fly in soccer like that because there's no tarp, right.

1226
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 1: Maybe she just thought this would be the chance to

1227
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 1: not get busted. I run through, go to one side,

1228
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: run to the other one, and there you go. You're done.

1229
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: No one's gonna tackle me because no one's down there. Well,

1230
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: she got a concussion, a trip to jail, and she's

1231
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: probably banned from the part. There's your bone has to

1232
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: or of the day? Come alright, alright, Happy Wednesday, guys.

1233
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: Monday got drunk? It Monday. I'm tired. I thought it

1234
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: was Friday. Happy Monday. What we said? No, I didn't due, No,

1235
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: I said funk man. I thought it was Friday. Hey,

1236
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: Happy Monday, guys. Hey, Wednesday show. It might be one

1237
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 1: for the ages coming up? Jelly Roll? Oh is that Wednesday?

1238
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: Jelly rolls on Wednesday Roll? Do you think people are

1239
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: gonna love that? I think it's gonna be the best interview,

1240
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: best podcast, most downloaded we've ever had in the history

1241
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: of the Sore Losers. This is what puts us in

1242
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: the superstar. What are we gonna talk about? I have

1243
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: no idea to talk about the road in jail? Jelly Roll?

1244
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 1: What's it like living on the road, jelly We got

1245
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: you some jelly donuts. How's it going? I mean, do

1246
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: you guys have any idea what we're talking about? I

1247
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 1: don't either, you know. I think the first question is,

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Speaker 1: who'd you get to tell us about jail? Yeah? For sure, really,

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Speaker 1: I mean for sure, I've never really talked to somebody

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Speaker 1: that's been there before. I told you that time I

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Speaker 1: was taking it dunk next to the dude. I've been

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Speaker 1: to jail, but not like he's been to jail. I

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Speaker 1: think's gonna be a great podcast. We'll see a wins that.

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Speaker 1: Al right, I see you guys. I mean, come on

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Speaker 1: to have a good day line. And he also golfs.

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Speaker 1: We can talk about that. That's true. He would do

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Speaker 1: if he was playing with a Jack McRoberts whoever that

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Speaker 1: guy's name is. Oh yeah, Jack Roberts coach, what's good

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Speaker 1: and what he thinks about Tiger. Tiger needs to retire.

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Speaker 1: He needs to retire, to retire, all right, goodbye? Everyone

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Speaker 1: raised over it. He's been over for ten minutes. Yes, no,