Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim to give us. Time and a
Speaker 2: turnin on and gage. We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared?
Speaker 3: Or was it fine?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do your need ride.
Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 5: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 4: We're in the studio, the All Things Comedy Studio, and
Speaker 4: not in a vehicle.
Speaker 5: We went over that last week.
Speaker 4: We're just cutting back on the car drives for now.
Speaker 4: It's nothing official, but I started to have some bad nightmares.
Speaker 5: Karen is making some scratching noises.
Speaker 4: On the wall, and right now I'm gonna ask her
Speaker 4: why doing that.
Speaker 1: It's a twofold reason. First of all, there's no ambient
Speaker 1: sound because the studio is built for recording, so it's
Speaker 1: like everything's uh felt and stuff, and this wall behind
Speaker 1: me is made of material.
Speaker 4: So what used to be the sounds of cars and
Speaker 4: traffic and honking and potent central accidents and killing of
Speaker 4: guests is now going to be replaced by us scratching
Speaker 4: different fabrics, your felts, your leathers, your pleathers.
Speaker 5: See if there's a difference there.
Speaker 1: You might have to guess the fabric and then you
Speaker 1: might win a mug.
Speaker 4: That'd be a fun segment. A scratch for a plug
Speaker 4: or a mug.
Speaker 1: For a mug for the mug, plug for a.
Speaker 4: Mug for a pug. We'll have different dogs, will squeeze them,
Speaker 4: make and bark. You guess what kind of dog it is?
Speaker 3: You get a.
Speaker 1: Mug expensive expensive breed dogs, not like not pound dogs. No,
Speaker 1: the first like two thousand dollars dog.
Speaker 5: Logistically, where are we going to get these dogs?
Speaker 1: We'll worry about that labor. Let's follow the idea.
Speaker 5: We'll go to the pound with us today really quick.
Speaker 5: Really him is a this is also.
Speaker 4: With us today is guess what fabric this is?
Speaker 1: This is the first insulment of guests. The fabric Karen scratching.
Speaker 1: It's and I'll give you one hint. It's dark green.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it sound I mean I'm closing my eyes.
Speaker 4: I didn't really look at the wall. It sounds like
Speaker 4: it's you're inside a tent. Sounds like a vinyl some kind.
Speaker 1: It does like zipping and on zippy. Yeah, yeah, like, oh,
Speaker 1: is that a bear up? Let me go see. Nope, nope,
Speaker 1: I better go back to sleep.
Speaker 5: Oh, let me see if I remember to hang our
Speaker 5: garbage from a tree. Yep, yep, it's hanging. Time to
Speaker 5: go back to bed.
Speaker 1: That was also for any fans of Penny Dreadful. If
Speaker 1: you're watching Penny Dreadful, the whole last episode, Eva Green
Speaker 1: spent a good long time scratching the walls of her
Speaker 1: padded cell.
Speaker 5: Well, you've sold me on that show. What's it called?
Speaker 1: It's called do you need a Ride? Junior? Aka Showtimes
Speaker 1: Penny Dreadful.
Speaker 4: We put the dreadful in the thing that they're already
Speaker 4: called that. Yeah, sorry, we put the penny. We're making
Speaker 4: money off dread Here's what I like, Pennies.
Speaker 1: About us in the studio. Yes, aside from our complex
Speaker 1: m and Joe be, what I like is that we.
Speaker 5: Haven't introduced you yet. Have you never done a podcast?
Speaker 5: Go on to Karen, Well.
Speaker 1: What I was going to say was that we've we're
Speaker 1: learning to perfectly talk over each other, just at the end,
Speaker 1: right right like this, write that sorry, no.
Speaker 4: Yes, never, I think that it's a it's all about timing,
Speaker 4: and boy, do we got it?
Speaker 3: You and I.
Speaker 5: It's weird to look at your face when we're talking.
Speaker 4: I realized that why because we used to be in
Speaker 4: a car side by side, and if we looked at
Speaker 4: each other's faces, it would be blood on the highway.
Speaker 1: But this is nineteen sixties. This is the side you
Speaker 1: never said see from from when I was driving.
Speaker 4: Unless you were unless you were parallel parking, and you
Speaker 4: quickly looked over your right shoulder.
Speaker 5: I never saw the front of your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would sometimes I would turn and look over
Speaker 1: my right shoulder just to flirt. You ever picked up
Speaker 1: on that?
Speaker 4: Just I remember you oftentimes is adjusting the rear view
Speaker 4: mirror to look down at one of our guest shirts.
Speaker 1: Hey, could you lean forward a little bit and tell
Speaker 1: that story again?
Speaker 5: Real slow? It's for sound reasons.
Speaker 1: It's all for sound.
Speaker 5: Do you mind wearing this? It's everyone does it.
Speaker 1: It's a cool jumpson zip that would be great to scratch.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's kind of a welcome jumps.
Speaker 4: Anyhow, if you've been good. Have you just tuned in?
Speaker 4: Welcome to Scratching Fabrics. Today's our guest Today, today.
Speaker 1: Is our guests.
Speaker 4: Oh, today, our guest is the Sabbath, brought to you
Speaker 4: by the Fallen Soldiers.
Speaker 5: Joe Wagoner. That's not Wagoner, just cleariness sinuses.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a hot opening.
Speaker 1: By the way, from the Long Shot podcast, from many
Speaker 1: television shows he's produced, from many things. He's from my
Speaker 1: second writing job.
Speaker 4: He's a director of a stage program that I that
Speaker 4: I was part of that was fun.
Speaker 1: A U c B stage program that's more important.
Speaker 6: Yes, seven years running?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah, Jesus, it's still fun.
Speaker 6: It's still fun. That's like the one thing it has
Speaker 6: to be, which is like, oh, I enjoyed doing this
Speaker 6: and it's one one week out of the month.
Speaker 3: Because we do it for Saturday every month.
Speaker 5: Perfect.
Speaker 6: And I see all those friends justin enough it's fun,
Speaker 6: just enough and it's fun. They're like Chris can it
Speaker 6: does it. They're all really good and they and they
Speaker 6: have they have a good time. We have just like
Speaker 6: two rehearsals, but we actually have a good time. Like
Speaker 6: there's more laughs than it was fun.
Speaker 4: We were in the middle of rehearsing, and I thought
Speaker 4: to myself, God, it's been a while since I've been
Speaker 4: to a party, and then I remembered it was a party.
Speaker 5: I just don't get out of the party.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking fire.
Speaker 5: It's a party, Lime Ofrida.
Speaker 3: I am drinking. For the record, I'm drinking on the podcast.
Speaker 1: That's right, talk about your beverage.
Speaker 3: This is a bud Light Mangarta.
Speaker 1: And you're already what season? Did you pledge that already?
Speaker 6: I'm going to go see neighbors to at the l
Speaker 6: a city walk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in a few hours.
Speaker 1: Is this true?
Speaker 6: Or any listeners wanted to meet me up?
Speaker 3: Oh? This isn't live right? Are you saying streaming? It's it?
Speaker 5: You have to go to the sun Dance Theater or
Speaker 5: something to say that?
Speaker 3: Right? Wait? Is that that's what it's called now? Right?
Speaker 3: The Robert Redford? Is that what us to be?
Speaker 6: Sunset?
Speaker 3: Sunset?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: That's how you said it?
Speaker 1: A podcast?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: It was, Oh you were raving about I was say, Karen, So,
Speaker 6: I don't know if this is weird, but I am
Speaker 6: kind of a podcast super fan, and like I listened
Speaker 6: to the last just before getting here, so I've just
Speaker 6: been listening to you guys in my head for like
Speaker 6: it was an hour and twelve minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh that was a longer one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it was the first one. Here.
Speaker 4: Did you notice what was different about that?
Speaker 3: But of course I did. You were not in the
Speaker 3: car right there. You were not in the car.
Speaker 4: Additional thing that I didn't know until recently, I for
Speaker 4: the first time I ever forgot to put the song.
Speaker 6: See, that's funny. I thought that was a creative choice
Speaker 6: because you were not in the car and there was
Speaker 6: a there's a there's a format transition happening.
Speaker 7: Yes, I knew about and I knew about the transition.
Speaker 7: I knew about rebbae something reggae song. We'll think about it.
Speaker 6: Those are fun things to play games with the listeners.
Speaker 6: Listeners out there start sending in your ideas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just suggest a type of music.
Speaker 3: It's fun. Podcast listener are very creative.
Speaker 4: People are going to make and stuff if we created
Speaker 4: is that song?
Speaker 5: They love the song?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it is very catchy.
Speaker 4: I mean, I hope you're not offended if I'd say
Speaker 4: I think it's one of your best songs.
Speaker 1: No, I actually love that song and I literally wrote
Speaker 1: it in probably fifteen minutes. It's great, it came right out.
Speaker 3: That's when that's how hits are made.
Speaker 1: I agree, that's what Nil Sadaka said. Yeah, what were
Speaker 1: you going to say? Though you noticed?
Speaker 6: Well, you were picking up on it right now at
Speaker 6: the beginning. The simple fact that you guys can look
Speaker 6: into each other's eyes as you're talking changes a dynamic.
Speaker 5: Karen made a scary face. Karen made a scary eye face.
Speaker 6: It was as funny as like a cat meme, like
Speaker 6: look like when cats are seeing something and it looks
Speaker 6: like blowing their mind.
Speaker 5: That was like a cat look an at a cucumber.
Speaker 3: With the one pau starting to go up all classic.
Speaker 6: Yeah, now, I mean that changes the dynamic of conversation
Speaker 6: and comedy and you're not you So all the focus
Speaker 6: you had to put on literally driving a vehicle is
Speaker 6: now has to now come back into just like, hey,
Speaker 6: let's keep talking.
Speaker 4: Some people appreciated that we had to deal with that,
Speaker 4: and they noticed that we were at times it was troubling.
Speaker 5: But now are they going to miss? That? Was it?
Speaker 1: I don't care what they want, We don't.
Speaker 3: Well, that's I think I think that's the right attitude.
Speaker 6: Actually, because you have to just do like whatever it
Speaker 6: is that feels right with podcasting. That's the one art
Speaker 6: form we cannot let become tainted by the other person
Speaker 6: on the side of the exchange. Yeah, it's not take
Speaker 6: it as you fucking get.
Speaker 5: It, like poetry, like a poetry slam.
Speaker 1: Just like a poetry slam.
Speaker 4: I think that we were or I was probably heavy
Speaker 4: on the No, no one's gonna like that.
Speaker 5: If you don't like it, don't say anything or what
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 4: I kept saying that because all the the Twitter activity
Speaker 4: was like, hey, I like the new format. Don't don't
Speaker 4: beat yourselves up. No, No, I guess you can.
Speaker 1: Really elicit exactly the response you get by just being
Speaker 1: a touch manipula.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all you got to do.
Speaker 3: You age. That's how I got booked on the show.
Speaker 6: I tweeted that I was something like I'm open to
Speaker 6: change in evolution.
Speaker 3: About you guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like as a fan, I'm open to it.
Speaker 1: And that support got him booked on the show.
Speaker 4: And we don't need to change the name of the podcast, right.
Speaker 6: No, although ironically I love that I'm the first guest
Speaker 6: in the studio version. And if anybody could use a ride, Like,
Speaker 6: of all the guests you've ever had, I haven't driven
Speaker 6: a car for like five years.
Speaker 1: Did you have to take two.
Speaker 3: Buses one bus?
Speaker 6: That's the best thing about living downtown is that as
Speaker 6: far as like how many things I have to take,
Speaker 6: usually it's there's just something direct I can jump on.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's what we change. We'll just change the name
Speaker 5: of the podcast too. Did you need a ride? Because
Speaker 5: we didn't.
Speaker 6: Give one, We'll just.
Speaker 3: At the end of the show.
Speaker 5: You need you did you?
Speaker 3: Did you play the using horns.
Speaker 1: And now do the one where the little guy goes
Speaker 1: up the.
Speaker 6: You know what I get three hundred gift searched recently.
Speaker 3: Plinko.
Speaker 5: Oh I have a Planko machine.
Speaker 3: They made they made its own version.
Speaker 4: It's a vertical pinball like machine. Oh that's part chenko.
Speaker 6: Oh but see maybe that's the that's what the price is, right,
Speaker 6: guys did probably they were like, oh, we'll make our version.
Speaker 3: We call it Plinko real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no such thing called parchenko. Just you know,
Speaker 1: there's par cheese.
Speaker 5: It's a crack. That's as crack. He got me with
Speaker 5: the chart par cheesy part.
Speaker 1: Why you're thinking of wheatsworth?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I'm thinking of pis which that's Cereal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the one that I used to pick mainly
Speaker 4: of that joke.
Speaker 5: Any thoughts, Joe.
Speaker 1: Chris Picks, Chris fixed Cereal, Chris Picks. Yeah, I knew
Speaker 1: you didn't get it.
Speaker 5: I knew you. I'm drunk mang Oh god, I want
Speaker 5: to say.
Speaker 1: That I would kill to drink that manga rita.
Speaker 5: It's not it's see. I wonder sometimes if you crave
Speaker 5: the booze.
Speaker 1: I don't crave the drink like a like, I'm not
Speaker 1: sweating or anything. I just think about how the great,
Speaker 1: awesome personnelity I used to have when I'd be at
Speaker 1: the bottom of one of those oh my god, kicking
Speaker 1: my leg up in the air and telling people, what's what?
Speaker 1: I was so free.
Speaker 6: You only make me feel better about what I'm doing
Speaker 6: right now, because I think when I get about there
Speaker 6: of the day, it's just like.
Speaker 1: It's going to be golden grams for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm going to a party leader And I
Speaker 6: know they're young kids. Lauren Brown's thing.
Speaker 4: Don't know or don't know or don't know, I don't
Speaker 4: know Missus Brown's.
Speaker 6: I still I always dip my toe back into the
Speaker 6: to the newest.
Speaker 1: Cycle of children of comedy, of dreamers.
Speaker 6: I love dreamers of today, the young the younger dreamers, millennials.
Speaker 4: Sure that you do that.
Speaker 1: That's smart. Then you get to stand around at other
Speaker 1: people's houses.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 6: But the problem is that, like I feel like I'm
Speaker 6: like you sometimes I get that feeling that I'm in
Speaker 6: right in the middle of some the social cycles. So like,
Speaker 6: I don't hang out with my married with kid friends from.
Speaker 1: Why would you? What good would it be?
Speaker 3: Except for Paul?
Speaker 6: But that's cool because staying on the couch with the
Speaker 6: two girls watching like Doctor Sue's great. I mean, But
Speaker 6: then I'm also not I don't hang around the millennials
Speaker 6: enough to know, like, okay, perfect example, Like today I
Speaker 6: was online and I because people have posted pictures of
Speaker 6: like hey at that glitter party, and I knew all
Speaker 6: the people, and I was like, oh, I wasn't I
Speaker 6: invited to the glitter party. I don't get Is it
Speaker 6: because I'm a forty three year old man.
Speaker 5: And I'm not going to beat myself up about it?
Speaker 4: I think because I'm fun at parties, but no one
Speaker 4: invites me to ship anymore.
Speaker 3: Well, it's I think on the west side.
Speaker 4: Because I'm on the west side side, and the chances
Speaker 4: I'll go that sounds really fun.
Speaker 5: I love glitter, and I won't show up.
Speaker 6: Are you by the Are you near the train, the
Speaker 6: train to the ocean.
Speaker 5: I'm near the ocean. There ain't no trains.
Speaker 3: I thought you were Culver City.
Speaker 5: No, no, no more.
Speaker 1: I went it's all the way out.
Speaker 3: I went on New Venice Marina.
Speaker 1: All it would take, though, is if you had one
Speaker 1: you and Nate had another party at your apartment, and
Speaker 1: you invite all those glitteraties, those glitter children the glitter party,
Speaker 1: you'd be back in the mix. That's all it takes
Speaker 1: is people need to feel like they're open to your
Speaker 1: house and you're open to their. So that's all it takes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to extend a brand.
Speaker 3: I don't put that. See, I don't put that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No one's ever seen where you live for the
Speaker 1: past fifteen years.
Speaker 3: Gabe, Well, no, like three.
Speaker 4: People used to live in the Midnight show house house
Speaker 4: the show we were talking about, the Sketch show.
Speaker 5: Everyone lived in this house and it was yes, yes.
Speaker 1: When when everyone had moved out, I.
Speaker 4: Used to get drunk and then I didn't want to
Speaker 4: drive all the way back to the beach. I'd sleep
Speaker 4: on the couch and just wake up with flea bites
Speaker 4: all the way out my legs.
Speaker 6: I assume the original Bad Boys of Comedy you Byre DVD?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because what's worse than fleas? You know, you imagine
Speaker 1: a guy and you're like, he's such a bad boy. Motorcycle,
Speaker 1: leather jacket infested with fleas?
Speaker 3: Did I did I ever tell you? Guys?
Speaker 4: Did you know everyone stayed slim there because the kitchen
Speaker 4: induced vomiting?
Speaker 5: Sorry, that's the last stab.
Speaker 3: It was discussed, you know what.
Speaker 6: The worst one was like four months after Thanksgiving and
Speaker 6: being able to mark time because it was the Thanksgiving
Speaker 6: Day dishes that were still in the sink, like and
Speaker 6: being like, oh well those have been there now.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, So I'm assuming that there's only dudes in
Speaker 1: this sketch group.
Speaker 6: Now the Midnight show actually has has one female member.
Speaker 6: We're trying to change that. It's been too long like that.
Speaker 6: But but she's brilliant. Heather and Campbell who.
Speaker 4: She's the best of sketch right.
Speaker 6: She took one of the last improv classes with Doug
Speaker 6: closed because she was like seventeen in Chicago, and then
Speaker 6: she went she did like that Boom Amsterdam thing for
Speaker 6: a while.
Speaker 1: And so she's on drugs.
Speaker 6: She's really good. She's she's an amazing performer and writer.
Speaker 6: But only one woman. But in the house, it was
Speaker 6: all dudes, and it was you know did so. I
Speaker 6: was gonna tell you guys that I lived in that
Speaker 6: back room on.
Speaker 3: The first floor.
Speaker 5: You had your own apartment there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like kind of my own I had
Speaker 6: my I had doors, which is what I had, you know,
Speaker 6: my entrance.
Speaker 4: I was hanging out the window and you gave me
Speaker 4: a ladder, but you didn't know how to lock the ladder.
Speaker 4: So I got on the ladder and there's Charlie Chaplin.
Speaker 4: Thing happened where I went, and I just landed.
Speaker 3: In one of those viral like the guy falling.
Speaker 1: How did you get a hanging out the window in
Speaker 1: the first place?
Speaker 4: Oh, something happened and I climbed out the bathroom window.
Speaker 1: Something happened, Yeah, just.
Speaker 4: Some boozing and little game of poking, tackle and.
Speaker 5: Shucking and giving.
Speaker 1: It was like you went into the bathroom of your
Speaker 1: secretary and then your wife brought the roads into the
Speaker 1: dining room.
Speaker 5: It's not what you think, but there was a bra
Speaker 5: on my finger. He's had a.
Speaker 3: Big wide tie.
Speaker 1: Mister Drake's almost here. We have to clean this up,
Speaker 1: get the ladder.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I lived in a back apartment that had a
Speaker 6: fireplace and there turned out to be a giant beehive
Speaker 6: in the fireplace, like gigantic.
Speaker 5: I think that's good luck and smoke them out.
Speaker 6: What would happen was what would happened was the bees
Speaker 6: would come down the fireplace into my room, but they
Speaker 6: would go there was something about whatever kind of bees
Speaker 6: they were, they would go straight to the windows and
Speaker 6: they would try to get out, and they would hit
Speaker 6: themselves against the windows so much that they would die.
Speaker 6: Now I'm surmising all this because what I would wake
Speaker 6: up in the morning there would just be dead bees
Speaker 6: all along the walls the edges of my place, and
Speaker 6: I was like, well, this is really fucked up.
Speaker 5: And then like the beginning of the ring or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes I would see him out, I know, And
Speaker 6: there were some dark there were dark there were dark
Speaker 6: days there, and to have like bees coming out and
Speaker 6: seeing them like dead or flying around like I was like,
Speaker 6: this is it didn't feel right?
Speaker 1: No, the devil's work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and so then eventually the landlords. You now, of
Speaker 6: course the landlord hired someone that wasn't a professional. There's
Speaker 6: some guy and he tried to smoke them out and
Speaker 6: like ended up there was like he was he started
Speaker 6: a fire at the top and was like trying to
Speaker 6: put it out.
Speaker 1: Wait did he hire Chris Yeah, to get on his
Speaker 1: ladder and smoke the bees?
Speaker 3: What are you guys, dung?
Speaker 4: Don't question what I know. I'm wearing a talk I'm
Speaker 4: wearing a top at I have a giant broom.
Speaker 1: Bees and please it all had.
Speaker 5: Bacup uh please and please?
Speaker 1: How many sketches were about bees? And how many were
Speaker 1: about please?
Speaker 6: Well no, I mean you know, it was a solid material.
Speaker 6: But I would for a while. I mean they finally
Speaker 6: actually and then he put up a mesh so that
Speaker 6: they wouldn't come out anymore. But for a while I
Speaker 6: would just scoop up handfuls of dead bees.
Speaker 1: God, did you ever get stuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You're not supposed to have stung one.
Speaker 3: Well here's the thing.
Speaker 6: The first couple of times I saw them flay out,
Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, am I going to
Speaker 6: get stung? Are they coming from me, and I would
Speaker 6: see the pattern. They would just go to the windows.
Speaker 6: They never came at me. And then I did get
Speaker 6: stung once, and I think it was more of an
Speaker 6: accidental thing where I kind of walked into his flight.
Speaker 1: Flight right, you should have stayed on your side of
Speaker 1: the room and Laverna.
Speaker 5: Surely, Yeah, I thought I could walk.
Speaker 3: Around my space.
Speaker 1: I just picture you also.
Speaker 3: Watch in the middle.
Speaker 4: He's my favorite thing to imagine as you there being
Speaker 4: bees in your room and you're just getting in bed
Speaker 4: and getting under the covers.
Speaker 1: It's just please be, hurt.
Speaker 3: Be And the funniest one voiced by Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 5: One, I'm gonna land on that eyebrow?
Speaker 3: Who is that guy?
Speaker 5: Do we know him?
Speaker 1: Is it apartment or is it his apartment?
Speaker 5: He needs to clean out the cereal boxes.
Speaker 6: Remember how Seinfeld was like, hey, look I have like
Speaker 6: seventeen cereal Cereal.
Speaker 1: That was part of his personality.
Speaker 4: I was like Lenno with the cars, but Cereal and
Speaker 4: the cars, Oh god, he loves them, wasting all my time, time,
Speaker 4: wasting my time.
Speaker 1: The best lyric of the cars is something about brushing
Speaker 1: your rock and roll hair. That's the best.
Speaker 6: Oh, I like that was always cool because he looked
Speaker 6: weird too, just like Blaine.
Speaker 5: He really looks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think they all everyone here, those two combined become
Speaker 4: Richard Belzer.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly right. They're like a little family that
Speaker 1: should have been a movie. Oh so I really meant that.
Speaker 5: Richard Belzer and we made it.
Speaker 6: So I listened to the first episode. I want to
Speaker 6: bring up a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, notes like.
Speaker 6: I googled going to make I feel non legitimate human?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is something you.
Speaker 6: Brought up that you said police offers are saying. So
Speaker 6: I googled it and mostly got hockey stuff. I put
Speaker 6: it in NHL sure, and then I put it and
Speaker 6: then I also put in non legitimate human.
Speaker 1: An l H was what you were looking for?
Speaker 5: I just got hockey nothing.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not you hear non black assailant or NBA
Speaker 4: If you google that, they hide that with.
Speaker 5: A lot of basketball photos.
Speaker 6: I'm a big non black assailant Fanly are you following
Speaker 6: the playoffs?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I swear they say not. Do you
Speaker 4: remember them saying not legitimate human in.
Speaker 6: That No that you said, that's what the guy said.
Speaker 6: Oh and then you said they said that in the documentary.
Speaker 5: The two times I've heard it's.
Speaker 6: Not even that documentary, he said, But anyway, I looked
Speaker 6: at that was fun to do as a listener, little
Speaker 6: little okay, goose chases and stuff.
Speaker 3: Sure. Sure, I already told Karen it's Coke Brothers.
Speaker 1: Because we were saying copped, I was, I said, And
Speaker 1: then you started to go via into like couch. Oh
Speaker 1: you do know what comedy is right that we would
Speaker 1: be doing.
Speaker 4: Oftentimes someone will tell a story and then to punch
Speaker 4: it up, they'll make up.
Speaker 5: You know, it's not always true.
Speaker 1: We do a lot of mispronunciations.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm a big fan of that.
Speaker 6: I'm a big fan of I already I sent a
Speaker 6: text to your said.
Speaker 4: Seana Harper in School of Truth in Comedy.
Speaker 6: I've never read any of those books. You're a show
Speaker 6: burglar because you started say show business, but became a
Speaker 6: show burst something show burglar, yeah, and then that became
Speaker 6: show burglar. You're a show burglar. And then you complimented
Speaker 6: him in Largo. And then it's fun when you hear
Speaker 6: a friend have to try to take a compliment and they're.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, thank you, Hey, well, I want to thank
Speaker 4: you for listening to the podcast.
Speaker 3: You know, you guys know I've been a fan since
Speaker 3: the beginning.
Speaker 1: Joe really has been with us since day one.
Speaker 5: So you're able to take.
Speaker 6: A compliment because I was like, that's a great hook.
Speaker 6: And if they that that they always keep doing it
Speaker 6: forever in perpetuity as a podcast in the car, then
Speaker 6: it'll work.
Speaker 5: But we but but Joe, we've stopped. We aren't in
Speaker 5: the car. What are you saying, I'm on a bike.
Speaker 5: Get out of the way. I'll get you in the lock.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 6: And then at the end you're like, well this feels
Speaker 6: better because of the safety element.
Speaker 3: It's like a truck, a.
Speaker 4: Truck through the studio right now, kill just hitting all this.
Speaker 5: I was so funny, display funny.
Speaker 6: You guys are really funny.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 6: But it's been great hanging out Sunday afternoon, Monday afternoon?
Speaker 1: Are you going to go to that glitter party later?
Speaker 5: I glitter buy some glitter before I go there?
Speaker 3: Is that the new thing?
Speaker 1: You know? What's so funny? I did ask ask cast
Speaker 1: what if you had you broke your ass? You had
Speaker 1: to wear an ass cast to ask cast, it look
Speaker 1: like a white Peach Prisoner of ask CA me on.
Speaker 1: I left there and it was only nine thirty and
Speaker 1: I had my makeup on and kind of.
Speaker 6: A good out and now you're jazz.
Speaker 1: I was jazz because I was so scared, but I
Speaker 1: did it anyway and it was crazy fun and great.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, where's the party at? And
Speaker 1: I was like, just drive home, Grandma, And you don't
Speaker 1: know where the party's at anymore.
Speaker 6: There's so many more moments like that now, and the
Speaker 6: toughest thing is because they're coming right off of like
Speaker 6: a hi, you feel good and you want to It's
Speaker 6: like when you realize that maybe it's rare than not
Speaker 6: to be like I want to be around people because
Speaker 6: I feel like I can share a goodness about me.
Speaker 1: Yes, for once, I'm not all poudy and weird and isolated.
Speaker 1: I better. I've got my eyebrows on, let's go bring
Speaker 1: it to the city. And instead it's like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: April's out of town, George is married. I guess I'll
Speaker 1: go home and pet my goddamn bo.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, if I hear any regular parties will
Speaker 6: snap at you the directions, it would.
Speaker 1: Never go to it.
Speaker 5: I don't ever.
Speaker 4: I'll never do snapchat ever. We talked about that.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, did you get so you're not on it?
Speaker 6: But and no, no, no neither. And I've already seen
Speaker 6: it in a couple of writing packet submissions of like, hey,
Speaker 6: give us three ideas that are Snapchat based.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that happened when Ello came out. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Can pitch out some lo Llo segments. Remember when everyone
Speaker 1: freaked out about joining l and literally was fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1: Snapchat is for children in junior high.
Speaker 4: And comedians, so that's like all these comics. But yeah,
Speaker 4: what are you going to do in that short amount
Speaker 4: of time?
Speaker 3: Well, some people are just come to my show.
Speaker 5: Here's my dick.
Speaker 6: I just always well, some people are creative and they're
Speaker 6: funny because they just have so much excess energy and
Speaker 6: they have to keep creating.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they don't have to. That's if we looked
Speaker 1: at it, if we lay it all the content down
Speaker 1: and gave it a letter, like we were in snapchat
Speaker 1: high school, many people would be failing. I'm still to
Speaker 1: leave that high school.
Speaker 5: What about this periscope thing? That's how long?
Speaker 4: That makes more sense? It's like, don't that that's.
Speaker 1: More entertaining because you're just filming something so everyone can
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 5: Right, This reminds me should I do that?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 4: Guys, I'm looking for help career advice.
Speaker 1: Periscope is going to get you this time onto it if.
Speaker 3: You're asking to do it.
Speaker 5: I'm not drawn to it. I'm not drawn to it.
Speaker 5: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I mean, I I love Rody Stevens, but when I'm
Speaker 4: at it's like he'll he's to aim a camera at
Speaker 4: yourself and do a thing. I just don't have.
Speaker 5: The not to say. He's riddled with all this confidence.
Speaker 4: I mean, whatever makes you want to do that, I
Speaker 4: don't have it, which is why my career is in
Speaker 4: the shadder.
Speaker 5: Just kidding it.
Speaker 4: You have a TV show, yeah, yeah, but that's gonna
Speaker 4: go away, and then I'll be like, why the hell
Speaker 4: wasn't I periscoping this whole time?
Speaker 5: Plan B.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 6: I saw somebody we know, I might seeing their name,
Speaker 6: but there ony guess and then they were talking on
Speaker 6: how like.
Speaker 4: And by the way, that's why I brought up Brodie State.
Speaker 4: I watch his all the time, drumming in his car.
Speaker 4: I'll watch all thirty minutes, so I'm not talking smack
Speaker 4: about bro dog.
Speaker 6: No no, no, but that is reflective of a certain
Speaker 6: mental complexes. Moving on, But this person was saying, like
Speaker 6: how he used the word meaningless a late night stand
Speaker 6: up set spot is now compared to like Carson Dan
Speaker 6: and means. There was just something about the way they
Speaker 6: said meaningless. I was like, that's come on, man, like,
Speaker 6: that's not it's not that bad, like you know, well.
Speaker 3: It's not good.
Speaker 1: It's not going to deliver you into a holding deal
Speaker 1: at NBC. Yeah, those days are over right, right, but
Speaker 1: it's the way to get people to know that you're
Speaker 1: a performer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not going to give Joe Durest a cop
Speaker 4: show when it shouldn't happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe DeRosa.
Speaker 6: Seeing the traffic copy stand up and he got the
Speaker 6: tail end of the Seinfelder's at like a stand up getting.
Speaker 3: To post Kevin James.
Speaker 4: And then I opened for him at Agua Caliente Casino
Speaker 4: and man, he's he's still upset about that show not
Speaker 4: taking off recently.
Speaker 5: Hard to be around, very difficult to be around. Jimmy Bardo.
Speaker 6: Actually, this is not an easy business, right guys.
Speaker 5: No, it isn't.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what it makes big promises and then
Speaker 1: you think, oh, this is how it's going to be now,
Speaker 1: But really all you're getting is something for a short
Speaker 1: amount of time. Then you have to get something else after.
Speaker 4: It's the secret to enjoying life and appreciating things or
Speaker 4: keeping your expectations very low. And what I've done simple
Speaker 4: every four hours, simple living, compost piles.
Speaker 1: That's good. And also, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid
Speaker 1: to read it out. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid ever.
Speaker 1: And I don't care if someone's pulled a gun on
Speaker 1: you or if the doctor told you have terminal cancer.
Speaker 1: Do not be afraid, be not afraid. I God before
Speaker 1: you always come follow me, and I will give you rest.
Speaker 5: I hate it when you guys fight. I hate it
Speaker 5: when you guys fight.
Speaker 1: That could have been so nice.
Speaker 3: Rest going to hell.
Speaker 5: I have a quick follow up song.
Speaker 4: What the fuck was that song?
Speaker 5: And how dig you both know it? I've never heard
Speaker 5: of in my life.
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna do Motley Cruz shot.
Speaker 6: At the Devil.
Speaker 1: We're Catholics.
Speaker 5: That's just the.
Speaker 6: Was instant, like deep in the brain somewhere seered into
Speaker 6: you hear that song.
Speaker 3: Never be able to sing the first.
Speaker 4: I guess I would have known if you guys were
Speaker 4: standing and kneeling during it. Come on, I do a
Speaker 4: lot of Catholic materials, even though I myself a church.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of up actolite altar.
Speaker 3: Boy. Oh really cute?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, when I was younger, I did have chair
Speaker 4: of black hair, highly molestable.
Speaker 1: Peece is flowing like a remember that's my flowowing out
Speaker 1: of you. Ally I started too low, flow out into
Speaker 1: the dessert, saiding all your captives free.
Speaker 3: Wow, that our captives I want. It's still, We'll be
Speaker 3: right back.
Speaker 1: That's the funny thing. I don't remember what any of
Speaker 1: it was referring to what I know. It was very
Speaker 1: Jesus centric.
Speaker 5: The pieces, I think, or his body chill like his
Speaker 5: way for pieces.
Speaker 3: Oh would you there's a Jesus.
Speaker 5: Jesus pieces? Hey, you guys, what if it's the cool
Speaker 5: the cool priest?
Speaker 4: It was like, hey, who wants a handful of Jesus pieces?
Speaker 6: I went to cool I went to cool priests a
Speaker 6: couple of times when as a young teenager I had
Speaker 6: questions about the faith.
Speaker 1: Oh could you mind join it? Are you going to?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: It was because I went to a Christian I went
Speaker 6: up until sixth grade. I went to a a like
Speaker 6: a Protestant Christian school elementary school, but I was going
Speaker 6: to Catholic mass and it was like Christian enough that
Speaker 6: we would learn like Bible scripture, like memorize and stuff.
Speaker 6: And there was a girl that I took the bus
Speaker 6: with that was like, there's no purgatory, Like you guys
Speaker 6: made that up.
Speaker 3: There's like it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Exist, you guys on the bush.
Speaker 6: You Catholics. Oh made up purgatory. And I didn't really
Speaker 6: know enough about it. And I was like, oh, so,
Speaker 6: I guess. I came home and I was like, so,
Speaker 6: what's it, What's up with purgatory? And then they're like, oh, well,
Speaker 6: we'll take you to cool father.
Speaker 3: Father Bob, the one.
Speaker 5: Oh he did for There are two.
Speaker 6: Things I remember very specifically. He once cited Barry Gibbs
Speaker 6: song lyrics and a sermon.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to think of what it could
Speaker 1: have been.
Speaker 6: And then when I went into his office, his rectory office,
Speaker 6: he had do you guys maybe this was this was
Speaker 6: I think a very eighties Spencer's Gifts kind of thing.
Speaker 6: He had a a glass leader bottle of coke, but
Speaker 6: the the glass had been melted, so it was like
Speaker 6: all twisty.
Speaker 1: Oh you get those at the fair? Yeah, did have
Speaker 1: sand in it?
Speaker 6: No, it's just it was just this all this weird
Speaker 6: twisted up intact glass coke bottle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And I was like, that is so cool. I thought, like,
Speaker 6: that's the ship I would like in my room.
Speaker 1: Like and he was like, Joe, to answer your question,
Speaker 1: the answer to purgatory is you just gotta keep staying alive, Sana.
Speaker 1: That took me seven minutes to come up with.
Speaker 5: You couldn't take a one GiB.
Speaker 1: I remember racking and racking my brain. Jeez.
Speaker 6: And he said it, well, he said it while walking
Speaker 6: around the room holding a paint can.
Speaker 1: He slapped every all of his family members around the
Speaker 1: dinner table.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Just need to worry about getting into heaven in the meantime.
Speaker 4: I actually trip out over this twisty coke bottle. Crazy something,
Speaker 4: you don't know.
Speaker 3: He struck me as a good man. Yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 3: a decent guy.
Speaker 6: There was a priest that left like and I remember
Speaker 6: even as a kid, I know he was. He was
Speaker 6: older Italian dude and he scared the ship on me
Speaker 6: because he was They had prepared us for first confession,
Speaker 6: and I walk in and he was the priest listening,
Speaker 6: you know, hearing the confessions, and he they just told
Speaker 6: us like basically, prepare your list, say it. Then the
Speaker 6: priest will tell you to say this prayer like they
Speaker 6: take you through it as a kid. It's nerve wracking.
Speaker 6: Yeah you're yeah, you're not. You're probably eight or something
Speaker 6: like that. And I sit down and I tell him
Speaker 6: my first sin and then I'm about to go into
Speaker 6: the second one, and he goes, why did you.
Speaker 2: Do that.
Speaker 4: The other side?
Speaker 3: And I don't know what it was.
Speaker 6: Maybe I lied to my mom, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Why did he do that?
Speaker 6: And it's stuck with me for years because I was like, well,
Speaker 6: that will be the question for the rest of my existence,
Speaker 6: why did you do that?
Speaker 3: But I didn't added as an eight year old couldn't.
Speaker 1: But what you couldn't see is on the other side
Speaker 1: of that screen, that dark screen that you basically can
Speaker 1: only see their their profile through. He he had a
Speaker 1: huge handle of old Crow and he's just like silently
Speaker 1: guzzling at it.
Speaker 6: He got one of those bags of Jesus pieces, Jesus.
Speaker 3: Going to town.
Speaker 6: Why am I?
Speaker 5: Why am I doing this?
Speaker 1: Ugers like tostitos and drinking some old terrible rot gut
Speaker 1: liquor like the dead.
Speaker 6: Oh, I just thought of one more freaky church experience
Speaker 6: ahead because of the Eucharist. So there's a there's a
Speaker 6: rule where you're not supposed to eat, basically eat an
Speaker 6: hour before you receive the Eucharist.
Speaker 3: So you can have water. You can have water, but.
Speaker 6: Rules fast for an hour before you take the eugress.
Speaker 1: As a kid, no running, no bottles, no cutoffs.
Speaker 3: As a kid, it might have been a hot dog.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I had I ate.
Speaker 6: Something I don't remember, and then I went to Mass,
Speaker 6: and as I'm walking up to receive the Eucharist, I
Speaker 6: suddenly am like, I think it's been like forty seven minutes,
Speaker 6: Like hasn't been a full hour. So I take the
Speaker 6: Eucharist and I'm freaking out, and I go to the
Speaker 6: bathroom and I spit out the eucharst and I flush
Speaker 6: it down the toilet.
Speaker 1: Jesus is my peace.
Speaker 4: Why did you do it?
Speaker 6: Because I didn't want to break the rule that was
Speaker 6: in my head. It didn't occur to me that symbolically
Speaker 6: spitting out the bio.
Speaker 5: Christ toilet in a toilet of all places.
Speaker 6: And then it is now I'm like, if I don't
Speaker 6: tell my family this, Like I just felt like I
Speaker 6: was going to be taken down to hell, right, So
Speaker 6: I went to my aunt. We hadn't even left the
Speaker 6: mass yet, and I said, Glorya, I think it hadn't
Speaker 6: been an hour. And I spit out to you Christ
Speaker 6: in the toilet, and she was like, well, we have
Speaker 6: to we should talk to the priest right now.
Speaker 1: What God, I hate your family.
Speaker 6: It's all with love. It was all done with love.
Speaker 6: It was all done with love and and but that's
Speaker 6: where the priest was able to actually make the first
Speaker 6: nuance of like dogma, because he was like, yes, it's
Speaker 6: a yes, fast for an hour, but it's okay if
Speaker 6: that doesn't happen, Like you don't have to. It's not
Speaker 6: like if you ingest it, it's gonna burn inside you sure.
Speaker 3: Like a sin.
Speaker 1: You hate your old child who doesn't understand what's happening anyway.
Speaker 1: That's I mean that right there is the proof that
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to be involved in anything until you're
Speaker 1: like sixteen. No one knows what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying there could be improvements to the whole
Speaker 6: CCD structure.
Speaker 1: Here's what I do love. I will say this since
Speaker 1: my family is strictly Catholic, and because this is my
Speaker 1: aunt Mary, then Mary Mary the n She is the
Speaker 1: best person on this planet. I absolutely adore her. She's
Speaker 1: the most positive, hilarious, She the last a real life nun,
Speaker 1: has been her whole life amazing. She is such a
Speaker 1: great example of what's good about religion because she is
Speaker 1: just fun, hilarious, positive, and is completely of service all
Speaker 1: the time. She also, uh, somebody wants somebody else in
Speaker 1: my family got a job. Oh, Lauren Cole Singham got
Speaker 1: a job. And my sister overheard my Aunt Mary telling
Speaker 1: my aunt Joe on the phone Lauren got a job.
Speaker 1: Now she's got a little foxy pocket money. My sister,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard that saying foxy pocket money? I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I bet you she made it up.
Speaker 1: She's just like awesomes the best. So so in honor
Speaker 1: of her, because I do I was raised very strictly
Speaker 1: in this faith. Here's what I'll say that's smart. There
Speaker 1: is a part in the Catholic ceremony in the Sunday
Speaker 1: in the Sarah Mass, that's what we call it. And
Speaker 1: I think this is so smart because every time I'm
Speaker 1: in that church, I haven't gone to church in years,
Speaker 1: i haven't thought about church in years. But I'm there
Speaker 1: with my whole family who goes every mother loving Sunday,
Speaker 1: and I feel like the worst person in the world.
Speaker 1: There's a part of the Mass all you have to do,
Speaker 1: and the priest says it. He goes all you have
Speaker 1: to do is say He doesn't say all you have
Speaker 1: to do, but it's Lord, I am not worthy to
Speaker 1: receive you, but only say the word and I shall
Speaker 1: be here. It's the fucking out. You're out. You're not
Speaker 1: bad anymore. You say those words, you go, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm just this piece of shit. Can I please have
Speaker 1: a Jesus pieces anyway? Can you get to go and
Speaker 1: have one? Because you're like, look, I'm bad, but I
Speaker 1: don't have time. I'm not gonna go to I don't
Speaker 1: didn't find the time to go to confession, which I'm
Speaker 1: sure I'm still supposed to anyway. But they built it
Speaker 1: into the Mass.
Speaker 6: It is my favorite moment too, Karen, because it's so
Speaker 6: like you're saying it's so that last release valve of
Speaker 6: like because it's been building up the whole time, because
Speaker 6: all you do is you say, if to do Mass right,
Speaker 6: it's very simple. You just have to be conscious and
Speaker 6: listening and in the moment, even if they're boring, then
Speaker 6: you're like sometimes my biggest things like going to Mass
Speaker 6: is when especially as a performer, when it's not a
Speaker 6: strong speaker.
Speaker 3: The priest is not a strong speaker, and.
Speaker 6: It's tough because it's like what you're selling is so
Speaker 6: hard already. You gotta bring a little showmanship and possess something.
Speaker 6: The first time we had a priest walk down, it
Speaker 6: was a Latin American priest that came to our parish
Speaker 6: and he was the first guy who walked away from
Speaker 6: the lectern and had the wireless mic and started like
Speaker 6: walk down the steps and you could feel this. I
Speaker 6: lived in a like a mostly white upper class called
Speaker 6: Siesta Key in Florida, and was like you just felt
Speaker 6: a whole like white first three rows tense up of
Speaker 6: like why is he approaching?
Speaker 1: Keep your place? Priests?
Speaker 3: But it was.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 6: I mean I still I see like when I go
Speaker 6: home for the holidays, I've gone home now enough. So
Speaker 6: many times where I've had to, I've had the oldest
Speaker 6: priest in the parish, and even my mom and aunt
Speaker 6: will be like, we went to one service and they're like,
Speaker 6: we hope you don't have to.
Speaker 3: Get the old priest aig in because they know he's
Speaker 3: like he's a wash, he's a wash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a priest now. In our church. We always
Speaker 1: had Monsignor Tillman, who it looked like a sketch. He
Speaker 1: was wearing glasses that were so magnified that you'd just
Speaker 1: stare at his eyes. You were just like, it looked
Speaker 1: like a joke. And he was the worst public speaker.
Speaker 1: He had been doing it for literally forty years. And
Speaker 1: one time he got stabbed on the altar during mass.
Speaker 1: What a person, crazy person that I had. It's a
Speaker 1: frenia ran up and stabbed him and he lived. And
Speaker 1: he still would stand up there and it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm very and you were just sitting there like you know,
Speaker 1: all you could feel is like your numb ass on
Speaker 1: the seat or whatever. And now it's Father Gary and
Speaker 1: he is so great and his whole thing is communication,
Speaker 1: human connection, love, living for the now, building a better
Speaker 1: community like the last time I went there, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm coming back to this church like I'm a believer
Speaker 1: now because this guy's talking not about these grandiose, dumb
Speaker 1: conceptual things that don't affect that are just fear mongering. Instead,
Speaker 1: he's talking about how do you make yourself happy today?
Speaker 1: You instead of being a dick to the next person
Speaker 1: you see, you actively try to connect with the next
Speaker 1: person you see. It's the only thing and that love
Speaker 1: is the only thing that matters. Like to hear a
Speaker 1: Catholic priest talking about that, it was it made me
Speaker 1: love him so much.
Speaker 6: The worst thing is when when they literally like a
Speaker 6: homily sermon, it could be about twelve, it's about twelve,
Speaker 6: it's no more than like fifteen minutes, but they they
Speaker 6: eat up the first seven eight minutes by literally restating
Speaker 6: what was just heard in the first two readings. It
Speaker 6: drives me fucking nuts. I go crazy even and again,
Speaker 6: like my mom when my mom is complaining or my
Speaker 6: aunt is complaining, like I know it's bad, and even
Speaker 6: my aunt. My aunt recently was like I want you,
Speaker 6: will you help me write an email? Because the parish
Speaker 6: the pastor was like, if anyone wants to write in
Speaker 6: with suggestions like he opened it up.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 6: So she was like I would just want to write
Speaker 6: a short email to them and say like, hey, maybe
Speaker 6: don't recap what we've just heard, like and and the
Speaker 6: other point being like like you're saying, Karen, as far
Speaker 6: as like you got to get something out of the
Speaker 6: ritual to take into the next six days of the week,
Speaker 6: Like it has to be communicated in a way that
Speaker 6: the masses understanding. Okay, you're giving me a tool. It's
Speaker 6: some way to think about something or be conscious in
Speaker 6: the moment whatever, and try to remember that until I'm
Speaker 6: back here again. Like that's all it's supposed to be
Speaker 6: as as.
Speaker 3: A as a ritual.
Speaker 6: It's like you're supposed to basically get some help in
Speaker 6: dealing with the next six days of the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was It was from back in a time
Speaker 1: where people enough therapists and people doesn't even talk to
Speaker 1: each other. You pretty much didn't talk to anyone outside
Speaker 1: your family, right, and so you were basically there to be.
Speaker 3: Like, don't look at therapy.
Speaker 6: Like anytime I've mentioned therapy to my moment and my aunt,
Speaker 6: they're just like, I just see it doesn't register.
Speaker 1: Well, it's from a different time. It's like, that's kind
Speaker 1: of for Kooch's and beat me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pagan.
Speaker 6: And then I snapped my way out of the living room.
Speaker 1: Cool daddy, thanks for the flying. This has been a
Speaker 1: doctrine talk with Joe and Karen. Thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: Made a big difference.
Speaker 6: I swear this would have happened if you guys had
Speaker 6: been zipping on the four or five. For sure.
Speaker 5: You're right, yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I would have been concentrating on driving though, because I
Speaker 4: know nothing.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: Sorry, we just basically I'm listening.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: That was very interesting.
Speaker 3: I mean I grew up.
Speaker 5: My parents were like, we don't think anything happened. That's easy.
Speaker 6: Well you had just I learned last week you had
Speaker 6: bleeding nipples from East Camps.
Speaker 1: It's not insane.
Speaker 3: Sounded like a horm yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was very scary and the sound just them. That
Speaker 4: was the first time I heard people say your parents
Speaker 4: are going to.
Speaker 5: Hell unless you save them. That's a ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's eleven, twelve years old, whatever it was. And
Speaker 4: then that night the whistling you know I'm talking about
Speaker 4: when a bunch of kids are yeah, and it's like
Speaker 4: someone has a bugger in their nose and it goes hmmm.
Speaker 4: And then another kid and his snoring was like, hey,
Speaker 4: so I just turned this in my head. I thought
Speaker 4: the devil was in me. I heard just people going yeah,
Speaker 4: like it turned in there's this emotion as such to it.
Speaker 5: I thought that was people lambs being drowned in the lake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, feasting on my nipples, like one of Jesus is peace.
Speaker 1: Well. Also, because you got it all at once, like
Speaker 1: we got brought into it slowly, Charlie, while you're suddenly
Speaker 1: you become conscious sitting in the church like oh, this
Speaker 1: old thing that you're hearing in the background.
Speaker 4: I think that, yeah, giving it all to me at
Speaker 4: once like that, and never having heard anything like that,
Speaker 4: even for my friends and my family, the friends families
Speaker 4: that weren't religious, so I didn't even have a warning
Speaker 4: about this. And all of a sudden, I think I
Speaker 4: was having like an anxiety attack, and that's why there
Speaker 4: was this weird emotion attached and background devil stuff.
Speaker 5: It happened after that a.
Speaker 4: Few times, like I feel like the world's closing in
Speaker 4: on me, and then all these beard background screaming.
Speaker 5: But that was one of the first times, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, well, I have the devil in me. I guess
Speaker 4: I just learned that he can just go in your fly.
Speaker 5: Up your butt.
Speaker 1: How ironic here at Christian camp. Yeah, the devil came in.
Speaker 4: The one place I knew I should have gotten the
Speaker 4: cabin with a stronger front door.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's just reminded me. There's a there's a new.
Speaker 1: Jesus the movie, Yeah, about the Devil.
Speaker 3: Ewan McGregor. Have you heard of it?
Speaker 1: Is it a horror movie?
Speaker 6: No, it's it's it's about in the Bible. There's a
Speaker 6: point where I think he had a couple of puzzles
Speaker 6: of time disciples, but he goes off into the desert
Speaker 6: for like forty days and it's a specific test that
Speaker 6: he has to do, and the devil appears in the
Speaker 6: desert and tries to keep tempting him.
Speaker 1: Try to steal his crickets and honey, right.
Speaker 3: And then he comes back.
Speaker 5: But it's based.
Speaker 6: On that time and Ewan McGregor plays Jesus.
Speaker 5: Jesus it is a period thing. It's modern day.
Speaker 3: No, it's period. It's period, but it's done a period.
Speaker 1: Is this Bible story a period piece?
Speaker 3: Is twenty sixty month.
Speaker 1: Is it sett in Soho, New York.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna take the subway.
Speaker 5: Jesus No, look at that guy walking across the.
Speaker 1: Tracks, but watch off of the food rail.
Speaker 6: Basically, that's my kind of superhero movie. Hell yeah, ask
Speaker 6: me the original superhero JC.
Speaker 3: She just she's trying to be cool.
Speaker 1: All this talk is reminding me of a lady that
Speaker 1: used to sit in the back of our church, Saint
Speaker 1: Vincent's Church in Petam, California. It's a gorgeous place. I
Speaker 1: think they even had postcards, very old fashioned looking inside.
Speaker 1: There was a lady that always, always was sitting in
Speaker 1: the last pew all in her widow's blacks and with
Speaker 1: a lace fucking veils, and she would be saying the Rosary.
Speaker 1: So at my school, which was up the street, they
Speaker 1: would walk us down to do shit. All the time.
Speaker 1: We had to do like stations of the Cross, crazy
Speaker 1: very ritualistic talk about standing up and sitting down. Stations
Speaker 1: of the Cross used to make me sick to my stomach.
Speaker 1: It was so it went on for honestly over two hours,
Speaker 1: and it was incense and you had to go buy
Speaker 1: every single thing that happened to Jesus the day he
Speaker 1: got crucified. It was rough. And then there would be
Speaker 1: this old all in black horror movie lady saying the
Speaker 1: rosary and going, so you just hear hissing, and that's scary.
Speaker 5: That sounds that would trigger my Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh but when you walked by her, if girls walked
Speaker 1: by her, she would go pretty pety peaty.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm fucking chilled to the boat right now.
Speaker 5: She's horrifying.
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
Speaker 6: And then she would lift her head and she had
Speaker 6: cloudy eyes. She had like no pupils.
Speaker 1: I saw what you did. Why did you do that?
Speaker 6: Why do you lie?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I mentioned that lady that with the road around town.
Speaker 4: My mom was the sewer billing person. She burned her. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: she rode a bike around like like the Wicked Witch
Speaker 4: and with a black veil.
Speaker 5: That's like a scary lady thing.
Speaker 4: Yes it is, And not that I had my doubts
Speaker 4: about a black veil ever being scary, but I think
Speaker 4: it's like a trend.
Speaker 1: Sorry, can I change it super quick?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can't stay in the Catholic church much longer.
Speaker 6: Well, I was gonna say that's kind of stuff. Is
Speaker 6: much easier in a cathedral. If you're ever like in
Speaker 6: a nice like a cathedral, like European cathedrals, that exact
Speaker 6: thing makes it seem historical. In a town church, you're
Speaker 6: like I'm in a horror movie. That's the difference. Like
Speaker 6: the place is beautiful, and I've been so.
Speaker 3: Many experiences where it was like.
Speaker 6: You and and the cant you're seeing all the candles
Speaker 6: are you know, the votive candles, and you're like, Okay,
Speaker 6: there's something here rather than just like the Conjuring three.
Speaker 1: My dad came home from church time when my sister
Speaker 1: lived to my parents, and it was when I was
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure it was like the mid nineties
Speaker 1: down here, and my sister goes, where were you? And
Speaker 1: my dad goes a church praying for your sister, and
Speaker 1: he meant it it was that was real. But I
Speaker 1: was going to switch it to this talking about creepy
Speaker 1: things around town. I the other day was turning left
Speaker 1: from Western onto Franklin, and I saw a man jog
Speaker 1: buy and he.
Speaker 3: Was wearing It wasn't me, it was me.
Speaker 1: He was wearing running shorts, no shirt, a baseball hat,
Speaker 1: and a black nylon mask with no bibles.
Speaker 3: Like moutha, oh my God.
Speaker 1: And he came around the corner kind of fast, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh well, And then it was one
Speaker 1: of those things that looked.
Speaker 5: Like what did that do? He didn't want pollution.
Speaker 1: I don't know, or he didn't want people to see
Speaker 1: who he was. It was that damon. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But his body is gorgeous and perfect and all like it.
Speaker 1: It's all the same, you know, even perfectly even tone.
Speaker 1: Shilah boof so I tweeted that, right, I said, I
Speaker 1: just said that, and I put the last phrase in
Speaker 1: all caps and a black nylon mask with no last night,
Speaker 1: I get a get a tweet back at me. I
Speaker 1: wonder what the baseball hat was about. And I look
Speaker 1: at the profile picture. It was him and in his
Speaker 1: profile picture he's naked. You can see the top of
Speaker 1: his dick, and so I wro. I wrote back and
Speaker 1: said high mask runner, And he wrote back and said, Hi,
Speaker 1: Karen kil.
Speaker 2: What yeah was up?
Speaker 5: Did his profile picture have the black mask?
Speaker 1: Now his profile picture?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chint, did you recognize because he studied his body pretty?
Speaker 1: Why are you guys five VII?
Speaker 5: We appreciate the human figure. Come on, give me some more.
Speaker 5: We'll talk to Karen and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, anyway, your experience.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 1: I just I guess I want to say it publicly.
Speaker 1: This could be the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 1: This could be the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 6: I like in podcasts when there's a runner comes up
Speaker 6: and you don't know what it's going to be in life.
Speaker 1: Right, and this time it's literally a runner it is.
Speaker 6: You're right, I was speaking trade lingo. The runner is
Speaker 6: a recurring joke and half hour situation company.
Speaker 1: He could be my new best friend.
Speaker 6: I wonder, you know, you're intrigued by his.
Speaker 4: What if he's horribly disfigured in you know, it's it's
Speaker 4: got to be a pollution.
Speaker 5: Then he doesn't want to.
Speaker 1: Breathe or yeah, or he doesn't, he just doesn't. He
Speaker 1: probably wants to jog as he wants. He probably wants
Speaker 1: to jog naked, that's the feeling I get. And so
Speaker 1: he is pretty much naked, like it's just little jogging
Speaker 1: shorts right sort totally. So he I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: he just doesn't want people see who he is black.
Speaker 5: I guess that's better than what if it was flesh colored, man.
Speaker 1: I guess flesh probably would be bad, and also maybe
Speaker 1: eye holes and mouthfuls would be worse. That would just
Speaker 1: be like a bank rubber jogging.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he'd probably get shot by cops immediately.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I mean, it is very I'm.
Speaker 5: Married about him.
Speaker 4: I'm not making fun if a cops. If you're running
Speaker 4: and you have a black mask, it's like, well that
Speaker 4: guy looked the next.
Speaker 1: It's like a cartoon of a jogger, right, so.
Speaker 5: Then you should rob A man can wear jogging clothes
Speaker 5: and just like run. That's what I decided.
Speaker 4: Oh, man, I just wrote a movie script and we
Speaker 4: got our runner anyway.
Speaker 1: And it's exciting.
Speaker 5: But also I want to come that in the cyberspace.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: He's not going to pick me up at the airport, probably.
Speaker 5: No, but he wants sex with you. Hello, Cared. I
Speaker 5: wonder what the hat was about.
Speaker 4: Usually I don't wear anything on my head when I'm
Speaker 4: going down town.
Speaker 1: I think it's very bold. Finally, to see a man's
Speaker 1: naked body as a profile picture. You always see women.
Speaker 1: You always see women who are trying to colly add
Speaker 1: their boobs up into their face picture I love that.
Speaker 3: There's a specific selfie that most.
Speaker 5: Young girls like Fireplace Mantle.
Speaker 6: There's a real one called the sink shot that Kim
Speaker 6: Kardashian basically started and it took off. And the sink
Speaker 6: shot or the sink selfie, which is the girl the
Speaker 6: girl puts her ass up on the sink just a
Speaker 6: little bit and it makes your ass go out, and
Speaker 6: it's just it's just a little trick to make their
Speaker 6: ass look bigger.
Speaker 1: Why would.
Speaker 3: Ye but for your boat exactly, but for your butt.
Speaker 1: Look at the show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, has big bicycle.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but it's just.
Speaker 1: Gone.
Speaker 5: My arms are gone.
Speaker 6: It looks like a podcast magic Syrian refugee.
Speaker 3: We're talking.
Speaker 6: Oh it's a sink shot because she did it in
Speaker 6: one of her photography books that sold a million gajillion copies,
Speaker 6: and now it's a I read about this in a
Speaker 6: great book. I'm going to recommend a book. It's called
Speaker 6: American Girls, Social Media and the Secret Lives of Teenagers
Speaker 6: and it was written by this Vanity Fair writer and
Speaker 6: she interviewed over two hundred girls over the last two
Speaker 6: and a half years and wrote this book about how social
Speaker 6: media is basically warping teenagers like in ways that people
Speaker 6: aren't prepared, Like no one's really prepared for it.
Speaker 3: Parents are starting to forget.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are many of them make porn.
Speaker 5: It's just a reality.
Speaker 6: Porn is the thing that keeps kind of popping up.
Speaker 6: And one of the examples is like, first of all,
Speaker 6: the girls, because of the Internet, they're actually like a
Speaker 6: little bit more self aware, but they also think that
Speaker 6: they have there's it's like I can't really do anything
Speaker 6: about it, Like I kind of know it's fucked up,
Speaker 6: but I still we still have to play the game
Speaker 6: or else we have no life. That's what they think.
Speaker 1: That's what they think.
Speaker 6: Then you have the boys who are literally watching porn
Speaker 6: on their phone at school. Yeah, and this one girl
Speaker 6: she talked to said, well, my friend was giving a
Speaker 6: presentation and the teacher was sitting in the back of
Speaker 6: the class and a couple of dudes were in the front,
Speaker 6: and then it was like Q and A and one
Speaker 6: of the guys was like, you have a question, blah
Speaker 6: blah blah, and then he's like holding up the phone
Speaker 6: showing the girl that he's playing a porno on his
Speaker 6: phone in the class, and the.
Speaker 5: Girls question about the porno. It was a little off topic.
Speaker 1: What lighting, kid? Are they using this?
Speaker 4: It's gorgeous. I think that's a DP scene. But can
Speaker 4: we talk about the monologue.
Speaker 1: Music, cleague lights, it's.
Speaker 3: All joking aside, it's really serious.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Let them fuck each other?
Speaker 5: Did the teacher see them? Multiple?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: And then but no. Of course.
Speaker 6: The thing was that the girls didn't go to the
Speaker 6: teacher like they just were like, he's not gonna do like,
Speaker 6: nothing's gonna happen, Like we know it's wrong, but they
Speaker 6: have no faith in any of the authority figures.
Speaker 1: Wait, sorry what He held up a porn as if
Speaker 1: to say, I'm watching this?
Speaker 3: Do you so just to fuck with her?
Speaker 1: Okay, well listen Tony Felly. When I played the Virgin
Speaker 1: Mary where now we're back at Saint Francis Church. I
Speaker 1: got to play the Virgin Mary in the Christmas processional.
Speaker 1: And when I got up to the front, I was
Speaker 1: wearing my mother's blue robe and that weird towel around
Speaker 1: my head. I was holding the baby at the Virgin Mary,
Speaker 1: and I was in all my glory. I couldn't have
Speaker 1: been prouder. I looked down Tony Felly, who is in
Speaker 1: my sister's class is in the front row with his family,
Speaker 1: and he's given me the bird on his leg.
Speaker 5: God, thank god he was. I really thought he was
Speaker 5: going to be a master man.
Speaker 1: It was the bird. It was the eighties version of
Speaker 1: what the story you just told. We've been having to
Speaker 1: deal with things like this all our.
Speaker 3: Lives, agreed. Agreed. I'm just saying the.
Speaker 5: Social media the latest version is.
Speaker 1: Like and it was the one where it's all finger
Speaker 1: and no, it's very upsetting look all that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he also knew it would be funny because it was like,
Speaker 1: I'm flipping off the virgin Mary, but she has to
Speaker 1: look over here. It was kind of great. Actually, you
Speaker 1: know what now.
Speaker 5: That I look back, Yeah, that kid's great.
Speaker 1: I loved it, and he's hilarious.
Speaker 5: It was a better time before social media.
Speaker 1: It really was, because you had to get creative and
Speaker 1: be low key.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I think about people are always like, oh yeah, but
Speaker 4: in France they the newscasters are naked. It's a better
Speaker 4: and there's so much shame behind it, and and and
Speaker 4: I agree that there's too much violence.
Speaker 5: And then it's awful to show the top of some
Speaker 5: mask guy's dick. But but I don't.
Speaker 4: I think it's sad because sex was such a mystery
Speaker 4: and everything, and I think in my life it was
Speaker 4: made it more exciting and I appreciated it more now
Speaker 4: that even you know, the youngest kid has seen antal
Speaker 4: penetration on his.
Speaker 6: The's two things too much to the two things that
Speaker 6: she the you kind of tell at the end is
Speaker 6: that because of the Internet, there's so much more porn
Speaker 6: to watch, so it's being watched. And then at the
Speaker 6: same time the teenagers are getting on there's like they
Speaker 6: have their own apps for dating, even if it's not
Speaker 6: like the official ones age limits. So boys basically are
Speaker 6: watching gang bangs. Yeah, and then they're looking at their
Speaker 6: phone and going, well, there's two thousand girls I could
Speaker 6: pick from in that way where in their head it
Speaker 6: becomes like, so that's all I can treat these people
Speaker 6: the way I just keep clicking on another video until
Speaker 6: the right one pops up, Like yeah.
Speaker 1: But don't, I mean there are people who treated women
Speaker 1: like that already without any of without any of the
Speaker 1: Internet existing. I mean, you're really talking about a personality type.
Speaker 1: And this is this comes down to parenting. Like moren
Speaker 1: Who's you know, was a college freshman when she was
Speaker 1: on our podcast. We've talked to her all that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff, and it's like that that whole idea of
Speaker 1: if I don't do this, I won't have a life
Speaker 1: is total bullshit. That is, that is a very specific
Speaker 1: and very incorrect mindset that gets taught to girls by
Speaker 1: bad parents and by weird getting influenced by the wrong people.
Speaker 1: But you know, young women have to know that that
Speaker 1: they get to do whatever the fuck they want, and
Speaker 1: they don't like the idea that you would have to
Speaker 1: record yourself doing something sexual to get like some rando
Speaker 1: guy in high school. You've got to be a little
Speaker 1: bit smarter than that. We see beyond that.
Speaker 6: I think what I got from it just and each
Speaker 6: chapter is an age. So the first chapter is thirteen,
Speaker 6: and she goes up to nineteen. And the thing that
Speaker 6: you see is that, of course, because of the exponential
Speaker 6: Internet growth, it goes, it goes younger, faster, just fucked up.
Speaker 6: But I lost my train of thought. Well, there's this
Speaker 6: one girl that she interviews who's a train hopper, and
Speaker 6: she's the one girl who's like, I'm not on the grid,
Speaker 6: Like I don't have time to worry if I'm getting
Speaker 6: validated because I have to jump on the next train
Speaker 6: to survive, and this is the life I chose. Oh,
Speaker 6: but this validation thing, it's I think what's happening is
Speaker 6: because of the Internet. You know, when you're growing up
Speaker 6: and you're like, Okay, either I'm going to join the
Speaker 6: herd or I'm actually going to start to figure out
Speaker 6: who I am. And thankfully the people that do that
Speaker 6: start it's a better path. Well, it's easier now if
Speaker 6: you're that person who's not quite fitting in to actually
Speaker 6: take the photo and use all the filters to make
Speaker 6: yourself look even closer to the popular people, and then
Speaker 6: immediately you will get because you're online. It doesn't matter
Speaker 6: if it's somebody that you know in high school or
Speaker 6: just some fucking weirdo perve out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 6: You'll get somebody writing you're hot, and then they're like, oh,
Speaker 6: there's a bunch of girls that she talks to that
Speaker 6: they do an ugly duckling thing where it's not like
Speaker 6: they become an interesting, creative, independent thinker. They go, oh,
Speaker 6: I actually can look my version of Kim Kardashian and
Speaker 6: my friends are going, wow, you look great. You look
Speaker 6: hot and they start to do that turn instead of
Speaker 6: the other one of like, who am I as an individual?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I just I guess I'm just saying I think
Speaker 1: these pressures of it because we've always coming down to
Speaker 1: how it is to be a girl. It's it's almost
Speaker 1: like everyone's starting to it's all like barfing up, but
Speaker 1: how it actually is to grow up as a girl.
Speaker 1: And it fucking sucks because you become an object of
Speaker 1: sexual attraction and you have to figure out how to
Speaker 1: manage that. And some of us go to seven eleven
Speaker 1: and eat as many doritos as they can.
Speaker 6: Theycakes, and a couple of them are trying purpoosas, which
Speaker 6: I think is the I don't get at all.
Speaker 3: There are a couples, some of them trying.
Speaker 5: What are obscarce.
Speaker 4: I saw the picture of it, but they didn't have
Speaker 4: any rotating on the hot Oh.
Speaker 1: They're not going to sell if they're not on the
Speaker 1: hot dog treadmill, then forget about it.
Speaker 6: Yes, you're born into a fucked system, a rigged system,
Speaker 6: and then this, but it's just then it's the internet
Speaker 6: stuff and the over I think, just the overwhelming sense
Speaker 6: that teenagers have now of like you know, basically you
Speaker 6: can promote yourself. That's what kids are doing now.
Speaker 3: You're right. It is the same popularity system that's always.
Speaker 6: Been in high school when you grow up and adolescence,
Speaker 6: but now you can play you can play it online
Speaker 6: like teenagers. We make jokes about branding on Twitter. Ironically,
Speaker 6: teenagers are trying to figure out how to brand themselves
Speaker 6: at like fourteen.
Speaker 5: That is all tread to me.
Speaker 4: The most tragic thing is there's just no shy people anymore.
Speaker 4: Like all my friends when I was young were like
Speaker 4: the shy, quiet who'd occasionally chime in and say something
Speaker 4: funny and I'm like, that's my friend, and that isn't cocky.
Speaker 5: I was raised by my dad to be like, don't.
Speaker 4: Get a big head, be don't be You can be confident,
Speaker 4: but don't let people know you're like, just be fucking
Speaker 4: shy and doubt yourself. Those are my people and they're disappearing.
Speaker 4: It was remember shy people, I don't because you had
Speaker 4: under thirty.
Speaker 6: You had to trust something about them that wasn't them speaking.
Speaker 6: So for me, the four friends I made in seventh
Speaker 6: grade at my new school were the four kids who
Speaker 6: were wearing three Stooges pins and we were like, you
Speaker 6: like the three Stooges. I like the three Stooges. And
Speaker 6: that's all it's become.
Speaker 5: Keep messing up.
Speaker 3: Let's go to our plumbing.
Speaker 1: Time for the boxing man. I'll be the referee.
Speaker 6: Don't forget to bring the cheese because uh, he's gonna
Speaker 6: scream for cheese.
Speaker 5: We solve that, right, Yeah, I think we should.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 5: We solved the problem. Say no, I am boys.
Speaker 1: I think the boys are in it too.
Speaker 6: I finished the book and the first thought I had
Speaker 6: was like, why am I not seeing I don't know
Speaker 6: who would do it. The closest I think is Terry
Speaker 6: Crews from what I've seen, But there are no dudes
Speaker 6: out there. It probably have to be more an athlete.
Speaker 6: I know there's some good guys out there or whatever
Speaker 6: examples role models, but there's no there's no guy out
Speaker 6: there who's basically saying like, Okay, look you got it.
Speaker 3: This is what Terry Screw's changing.
Speaker 5: Terry Crews is great, he's great.
Speaker 6: He had a great book about, you know, trying to
Speaker 6: be a good man. So but nobody, I don't think
Speaker 6: you're right. It's like parenting, Like I don't think I
Speaker 6: don't like guys aren't getting any sense of like, here's
Speaker 6: what you're going to start doing that's really wrong, and
Speaker 6: you have to kind of start thinking about how not
Speaker 6: to react in certain ways.
Speaker 1: Although I have to say I don't think it gets
Speaker 1: talked about or reported on them much because it's not
Speaker 1: sexy like that. What you're talking about is very so
Speaker 1: so the story itself gets discussed because what we're really
Speaker 1: talking about is thirteen year old girls making videos of
Speaker 1: their fingers up their ass or whatever. But what I
Speaker 1: think is happening is because there's so much like feminism
Speaker 1: is now becoming like a thing that's at urban outfitters,
Speaker 1: and so there are young boys that are getting exposed
Speaker 1: to women saying, hey, I don't want to be treated Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm just like you. I don't want to be treated
Speaker 1: like that. I have a bunch of ideas. I want
Speaker 1: to play sports, I want to write books, I want
Speaker 1: to do all these things relate to me like you
Speaker 1: would another person. And I think, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think they might. I have faith that these generations might
Speaker 1: be able to do for themselves what we couldn't do.
Speaker 4: Right, Oh, I think kids, Yeah, that they might have problems,
Speaker 4: but they're smarter than I was and confident, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm talking to my nephew. Now, I'm like, I got
Speaker 4: to be where you're at by the time, maybe I
Speaker 4: was twenty serious sixty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they smarten up faster.
Speaker 3: Yeah they do.
Speaker 5: Back in my day, everyone was stupid. I want to
Speaker 5: refreshing Grandpa.
Speaker 6: Those are just kids either where we all have long
Speaker 6: white bears.
Speaker 3: I look, I.
Speaker 5: Looked at pictures underwear. I didn't have a fancy porn
Speaker 5: book because I was stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a Gloria Steinham pilot glasses, not sunglasses, aviator glasses.
Speaker 3: I followed Diane von Furstenberg on Twitter. She makes a
Speaker 3: stream wrap great stuff.
Speaker 4: Is she that pin up tattoo artist? You guys, I'm
Speaker 4: just teata on teasing. You're listening.
Speaker 1: This has been quite anything to plug.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we got a great pope.
Speaker 3: Yes, uh, I love.
Speaker 6: I so on a Twitter bump from this appearance. So
Speaker 6: my Twitter handle is at brother.
Speaker 3: T h.
Speaker 1: E's so irritating when I need to talk to you
Speaker 1: on Twitter and I can't remember what your stupid fuck brother.
Speaker 5: It goes out to everyone use your name.
Speaker 3: This though, But see I actually changed.
Speaker 6: It used to be closer than my name, but then
Speaker 6: I was scared that my mom and my aunt would
Speaker 6: find my Twitter online.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Came up with, hey, I'm sorry I said I hated
Speaker 5: them earlier.
Speaker 6: You you, that's a very natural action, you feel, But
Speaker 6: it was. They were very loving about that stuff. It
Speaker 6: wasn't a condemning kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Is Twitter your only plug?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I used to say, make friends with me on Facebook,
Speaker 6: but I'm getting too many weirdos.
Speaker 1: So I have a plug. It's our show June eighth
Speaker 1: and Wednesday June eight at ten pm at the Improv Lab.
Speaker 1: It will be me, it will be April Richardson where
Speaker 1: the hosts. Chris Fairbanks will be on that show. Guy
Speaker 1: Brandon will be on that show.
Speaker 3: It's Bronham.
Speaker 1: I say, Jamie Lee.
Speaker 5: He knows that, he knows.
Speaker 1: Jamie Lee will be on the show. Jay Wingarten will
Speaker 1: be on the show, and Matt Bronger will be on
Speaker 1: the show. Fred Armiston and Fred Armison. Fred Armiston will
Speaker 1: be on the Armiston It's going to be awesome. Come
Speaker 1: to the Improv Lab June eate, ten pm. Eight dollars
Speaker 1: will make.
Speaker 4: It worth your while. Yeah, it's going to be terrific
Speaker 4: if you're in the Los Angeles area. Also if you're
Speaker 4: in the Bay area or just a fan of the
Speaker 4: cult film.
Speaker 5: I have a T shirt. Do you like this?
Speaker 3: Oh? That's good?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's the Warrior. It's a mashup parody shirt.
Speaker 4: Someone printed off some copies before I had the chance
Speaker 4: to print mine.
Speaker 5: I talked to him.
Speaker 4: He said, hey, I just made them for myself.
Speaker 3: But did you talk to that guy you put it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I deleted all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Explain what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: My my the T shirt I designed is available to
Speaker 4: onecolor dot com and it's just a Warriors mashup.
Speaker 5: Sure it's somebody on that basketball team.
Speaker 3: Somebody else had a similar design.
Speaker 4: No, they He took it from my Instagram, and I
Speaker 4: happened to see he's friends with this guy that I
Speaker 4: know that's from my town, that's in Pearl Jam And
Speaker 4: so I followed him in this guy. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: they're at the game right now that I'm watching, and
Speaker 4: he was wearing my shirt and I said, cool, he
Speaker 4: got one of my shirts. And then I talked to
Speaker 4: the guy that prints him and he said, I just
Speaker 4: printed them. That's and I noticed the logo was the
Speaker 4: older version I did on my Instagram, so he pulled
Speaker 4: it off there and cut out my Twitter handle. So
Speaker 4: it's kind of mad because then he said bootleg the bootleggers.
Speaker 4: That was like his, but apparently that's a pearl damn reference,
Speaker 4: like a lyric or a song or something, and he
Speaker 4: didn't know that I've I know, he didn't know that
Speaker 4: I was going to make shirts. He just saw that
Speaker 4: image and he's like, I want that on a shirt
Speaker 4: for myself that I'm going to wear the game shirt.
Speaker 4: He made his own couple of shirts and it was
Speaker 4: and so I backed off and I was like, oh man, okay,
Speaker 4: he didn't know it, and now he's promoting. He took
Speaker 4: it out of their picture and said, hey, get shirts
Speaker 4: like this at this site. And he used to be
Speaker 4: this snowboard retail mega guy that is probably yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: And I've sold a bunch because of this guy. So
Speaker 4: thanks to Joel what's your name that used to own sessions,
Speaker 4: Joe Joe Cocktail Stove.
Speaker 5: It ain't an episode if we don't reference fletch.
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, that's one.
Speaker 5: Color with a K, right, yeah, one color with a K.
Speaker 4: Karen Karen with a just corrected me about it's one
Speaker 4: color with a say, your name isn't k Are you.
Speaker 5: A sorry?
Speaker 1: Dot gov?
Speaker 3: That's a trip triple K triple K triple K color.
Speaker 3: And then you did it just for me.
Speaker 1: He's kind of like you.
Speaker 5: You've been a great guest. You're a smart guys.
Speaker 3: Thanks for asking me. I feel like this is the
Speaker 3: first I'm the first guest of.
Speaker 5: You really are at the beginning. Yeah, don in the
Speaker 5: field the end, did not almost die?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And and and to put people to sleep with the
Speaker 6: church talk.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is a nice say that's the thing I do.
Speaker 4: Where if you say that, I pretend I fell asleep
Speaker 4: because even that is boring.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you do that again?
Speaker 5: Where my church camp? Oh god, everyone's possessed.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 5: Good, so we know each other. Joe, that's fun to
Speaker 5: see it.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 5: You've been listening to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: Do you y in a R?
Speaker 4: Joe?
Speaker 6: Is that what they do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like I see.
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? You want to way back? Either way?
Speaker 2: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much that
Speaker 2: is time and the German alingay, we want to send
Speaker 2: you off inside. Do you want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine.
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do your need ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris