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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared?

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Speaker 3: Or was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 5: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 4: We're in the studio, the All Things Comedy Studio, and

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Speaker 5: We went over that last week.

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Speaker 4: We're just cutting back on the car drives for now.

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Speaker 4: It's nothing official, but I started to have some bad nightmares.

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Speaker 5: Karen is making some scratching noises.

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Speaker 4: On the wall, and right now I'm gonna ask her

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Speaker 1: It's a twofold reason. First of all, there's no ambient

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Speaker 1: like everything's uh felt and stuff, and this wall behind

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Speaker 4: So what used to be the sounds of cars and

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Speaker 4: guests is now going to be replaced by us scratching

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Speaker 4: different fabrics, your felts, your leathers, your pleathers.

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Speaker 5: See if there's a difference there.

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Speaker 1: You might have to guess the fabric and then you

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Speaker 4: That'd be a fun segment. A scratch for a plug

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Speaker 4: or a mug.

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Speaker 1: For a mug for the mug, plug for a.

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Speaker 4: Mug for a pug. We'll have different dogs, will squeeze them,

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Speaker 4: make and bark. You guess what kind of dog it is?

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Speaker 3: You get a.

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Speaker 1: Mug expensive expensive breed dogs, not like not pound dogs. No,

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Speaker 1: the first like two thousand dollars dog.

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Speaker 5: Logistically, where are we going to get these dogs?

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Speaker 1: We'll worry about that labor. Let's follow the idea.

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Speaker 5: We'll go to the pound with us today really quick.

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Speaker 5: Really him is a this is also.

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Speaker 4: With us today is guess what fabric this is?

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Speaker 1: This is the first insulment of guests. The fabric Karen scratching.

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Speaker 1: It's and I'll give you one hint. It's dark green.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it sound I mean I'm closing my eyes.

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Speaker 4: I didn't really look at the wall. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: It does like zipping and on zippy. Yeah, yeah, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: is that a bear up? Let me go see. Nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: I better go back to sleep.

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Speaker 5: Oh, let me see if I remember to hang our

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Speaker 5: garbage from a tree. Yep, yep, it's hanging. Time to

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Speaker 1: That was also for any fans of Penny Dreadful. If

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Speaker 1: you're watching Penny Dreadful, the whole last episode, Eva Green

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Speaker 5: Well, you've sold me on that show. What's it called?

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Speaker 1: It's called do you need a Ride? Junior? Aka Showtimes

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Speaker 1: Penny Dreadful.

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Speaker 4: We put the dreadful in the thing that they're already

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Speaker 1: About us in the studio. Yes, aside from our complex

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Speaker 5: Haven't introduced you yet. Have you never done a podcast?

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Speaker 5: Go on to Karen, Well.

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Speaker 1: What I was going to say was that we've we're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would sometimes I would turn and look over

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Speaker 5: Real slow? It's for sound reasons.

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Speaker 1: It's all for sound.

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Speaker 5: Do you mind wearing this? It's everyone does it.

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Speaker 1: It's a cool jumpson zip that would be great to scratch.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's kind of a welcome jumps.

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Speaker 4: Anyhow, if you've been good. Have you just tuned in?

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Speaker 4: Welcome to Scratching Fabrics. Today's our guest Today, today.

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Speaker 1: Is our guests.

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Speaker 4: Oh, today, our guest is the Sabbath, brought to you

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Speaker 4: by the Fallen Soldiers.

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Speaker 5: Joe Wagoner. That's not Wagoner, just cleariness sinuses.

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Speaker 1: By the way, from the Long Shot podcast, from many

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Speaker 1: television shows he's produced, from many things. He's from my

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Speaker 4: He's a director of a stage program that I that

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Speaker 6: Yes, seven years running?

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Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah, Jesus, it's still fun.

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Speaker 6: It's still fun. That's like the one thing it has

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Speaker 3: Because we do it for Saturday every month.

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Speaker 5: Perfect.

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Speaker 6: And I see all those friends justin enough it's fun,

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Speaker 6: just enough and it's fun. They're like Chris can it

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Speaker 6: have they have a good time. We have just like

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Speaker 5: I just don't get out of the party.

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Speaker 3: It's a fucking fire.

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Speaker 5: It's a party, Lime Ofrida.

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Speaker 3: I am drinking. For the record, I'm drinking on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's right, talk about your beverage.

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Speaker 3: This is a bud Light Mangarta.

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Speaker 1: And you're already what season? Did you pledge that already?

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Speaker 6: I'm going to go see neighbors to at the l

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in a few hours.

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Speaker 1: Is this true?

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Speaker 6: Or any listeners wanted to meet me up?

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Speaker 3: Oh? This isn't live right? Are you saying streaming? It's it?

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Speaker 5: You have to go to the sun Dance Theater or

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Speaker 3: Right? Wait? Is that that's what it's called now? Right?

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Speaker 3: The Robert Redford? Is that what us to be?

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Speaker 6: It was, Oh you were raving about I was say, Karen, So,

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Speaker 6: it was an hour and twelve minutes.

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Speaker 6: See, that's funny. I thought that was a creative choice

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Speaker 6: Those are fun things to play games with the listeners.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just suggest a type of music.

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Speaker 6: It was as funny as like a cat meme, like

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Speaker 5: But now are they going to miss? That? Was it?

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Speaker 1: I don't care what they want, We don't.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's I think I think that's the right attitude.

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Speaker 5: It, like poetry, like a poetry slam.

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Speaker 1: Just like a poetry slam.

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Speaker 5: You need you did you?

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Speaker 3: Did you play the using horns.

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Speaker 6: You know what I get three hundred gift searched recently.

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking of pis which that's Cereal.

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Speaker 5: It's not it's see. I wonder sometimes if you crave

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Speaker 1: I don't crave the drink like a like, I'm not

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Speaker 6: You only make me feel better about what I'm doing

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Speaker 1: It's going to be golden grams for you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm going to a party leader And I

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Speaker 4: Don't know or don't know or don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: Cycle of children of comedy, of dreamers.

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Speaker 6: I love dreamers of today, the young the younger dreamers, millennials.

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Speaker 4: Sure that you do that.

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Speaker 1: That's smart. Then you get to stand around at other

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Speaker 6: But the problem is that, like I feel like I'm

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Speaker 6: because I'm a forty three year old man.

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Speaker 5: And I'm not going to beat myself up about it?

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Speaker 4: I think because I'm fun at parties, but no one

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Speaker 3: Well, it's I think on the west side.

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Speaker 4: Because I'm on the west side side, and the chances

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Speaker 5: I love glitter, and I won't show up.

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Speaker 6: Are you by the Are you near the train, the

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Speaker 5: I'm near the ocean. There ain't no trains.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were Culver City.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no more.

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Speaker 1: I went it's all the way out.

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Speaker 3: I went on New Venice Marina.

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Speaker 1: All it would take, though, is if you had one

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to extend a brand.

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Speaker 3: I don't put that. See, I don't put that out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No one's ever seen where you live for the

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Speaker 3: Gabe, Well, no, like three.

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Speaker 4: People used to live in the Midnight show house house

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Speaker 5: Everyone lived in this house and it was yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: When when everyone had moved out, I.

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Speaker 4: Used to get drunk and then I didn't want to

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Speaker 6: I assume the original Bad Boys of Comedy you Byre DVD?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because what's worse than fleas? You know, you imagine

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Speaker 1: a guy and you're like, he's such a bad boy. Motorcycle,

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Speaker 3: Did I did I ever tell you? Guys?

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Speaker 4: Did you know everyone stayed slim there because the kitchen

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Speaker 5: Sorry, that's the last stab.

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Speaker 6: The worst one was like four months after Thanksgiving and

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Speaker 6: Now the Midnight show actually has has one female member.

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Speaker 6: She took one of the last improv classes with Doug

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Speaker 6: She's really good. She's she's an amazing performer and writer.

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Speaker 6: But only one woman. But in the house, it was

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Speaker 3: The first floor.

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Speaker 5: You had your own apartment there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like kind of my own I had

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Speaker 4: I was hanging out the window and you gave me

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Speaker 4: Oh, something happened and I climbed out the bathroom window.

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Speaker 4: Some boozing and little game of poking, tackle and.

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Speaker 5: It's not what you think, but there was a bra

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Speaker 1: Mister Drake's almost here. We have to clean this up,

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Speaker 5: I think that's good luck and smoke them out.

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Speaker 6: What would happen was what would happened was the bees

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Speaker 6: Now I'm surmising all this because what I would wake

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Speaker 1: No, the devil's work.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and so then eventually the landlords. You now, of

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Speaker 1: Wait did he hire Chris Yeah, to get on his

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Speaker 3: What are you guys, dung?

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Speaker 4: Don't question what I know. I'm wearing a talk I'm

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Speaker 1: Bees and please it all had.

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Speaker 5: Bacup uh please and please?

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Speaker 1: How many sketches were about bees? And how many were

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Speaker 6: Well no, I mean you know, it was a solid material.

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Speaker 1: God, did you ever get stuck?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: You're not supposed to have stung one.

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Speaker 3: Well here's the thing.

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Speaker 6: get stung? Are they coming from me, and I would

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Speaker 6: They never came at me. And then I did get

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Speaker 1: Flight right, you should have stayed on your side of

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Speaker 5: Surely, Yeah, I thought I could walk.

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Speaker 3: Around my space.

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Speaker 1: I just picture you also.

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Speaker 3: Watch in the middle.

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Speaker 4: He's my favorite thing to imagine as you there being

454
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Speaker 4: bees in your room and you're just getting in bed

455
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Speaker 4: and getting under the covers.

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Speaker 1: It's just please be, hurt.

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Speaker 3: Be And the funniest one voiced by Jerry Seinfeld.

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Speaker 5: One, I'm gonna land on that eyebrow?

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Speaker 3: Who is that guy?

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Speaker 5: Do we know him?

461
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Speaker 1: Is it apartment or is it his apartment?

462
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Speaker 5: He needs to clean out the cereal boxes.

463
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Speaker 6: Remember how Seinfeld was like, hey, look I have like

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Speaker 6: seventeen cereal Cereal.

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Speaker 1: That was part of his personality.

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Speaker 4: I was like Lenno with the cars, but Cereal and

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Speaker 4: the cars, Oh god, he loves them, wasting all my time, time,

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Speaker 4: wasting my time.

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Speaker 1: The best lyric of the cars is something about brushing

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Speaker 1: your rock and roll hair. That's the best.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I like that was always cool because he looked

472
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Speaker 6: weird too, just like Blaine.

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Speaker 5: He really looks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think they all everyone here, those two combined become

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Speaker 4: Richard Belzer.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly right. They're like a little family that

478
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Speaker 1: should have been a movie. Oh so I really meant that.

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Speaker 5: Richard Belzer and we made it.

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Speaker 6: So I listened to the first episode. I want to

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Speaker 6: bring up a couple of things.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, notes like.

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Speaker 6: I googled going to make I feel non legitimate human?

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is something you.

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Speaker 6: Brought up that you said police offers are saying. So

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Speaker 6: I googled it and mostly got hockey stuff. I put

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Speaker 6: it in NHL sure, and then I put it and

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Speaker 6: then I also put in non legitimate human.

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Speaker 1: An l H was what you were looking for?

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Speaker 5: I just got hockey nothing.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not you hear non black assailant or NBA

492
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Speaker 4: If you google that, they hide that with.

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Speaker 5: A lot of basketball photos.

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Speaker 6: I'm a big non black assailant Fanly are you following

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Speaker 6: the playoffs?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I swear they say not. Do you

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Speaker 4: remember them saying not legitimate human in.

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Speaker 6: That No that you said, that's what the guy said.

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Speaker 6: Oh and then you said they said that in the documentary.

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Speaker 5: The two times I've heard it's.

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Speaker 6: Not even that documentary, he said, But anyway, I looked

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Speaker 6: at that was fun to do as a listener, little

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Speaker 6: little okay, goose chases and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Sure. Sure, I already told Karen it's Coke Brothers.

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Speaker 1: Because we were saying copped, I was, I said, And

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Speaker 1: then you started to go via into like couch. Oh

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Speaker 1: you do know what comedy is right that we would

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Speaker 1: be doing.

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Speaker 4: Oftentimes someone will tell a story and then to punch

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Speaker 4: it up, they'll make up.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's not always true.

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Speaker 1: We do a lot of mispronunciations.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm a big fan of that.

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Speaker 6: I'm a big fan of I already I sent a

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Speaker 6: text to your said.

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Speaker 4: Seana Harper in School of Truth in Comedy.

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Speaker 6: I've never read any of those books. You're a show

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Speaker 6: burglar because you started say show business, but became a

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Speaker 6: show burst something show burglar, yeah, and then that became

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Speaker 6: show burglar. You're a show burglar. And then you complimented

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Speaker 6: him in Largo. And then it's fun when you hear

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Speaker 6: a friend have to try to take a compliment and they're.

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Speaker 4: Like, oh, thank you, Hey, well, I want to thank

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Speaker 4: you for listening to the podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know, you guys know I've been a fan since

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Speaker 3: the beginning.

527
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Speaker 1: Joe really has been with us since day one.

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Speaker 5: So you're able to take.

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Speaker 6: A compliment because I was like, that's a great hook.

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Speaker 6: And if they that that they always keep doing it

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Speaker 6: forever in perpetuity as a podcast in the car, then

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Speaker 6: it'll work.

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Speaker 5: But we but but Joe, we've stopped. We aren't in

534
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Speaker 5: the car. What are you saying, I'm on a bike.

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Speaker 5: Get out of the way. I'll get you in the lock.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 6: And then at the end you're like, well this feels

538
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Speaker 6: better because of the safety element.

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Speaker 3: It's like a truck, a.

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Speaker 4: Truck through the studio right now, kill just hitting all this.

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Speaker 5: I was so funny, display funny.

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Speaker 6: You guys are really funny.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 6: But it's been great hanging out Sunday afternoon, Monday afternoon?

545
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Speaker 1: Are you going to go to that glitter party later?

546
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Speaker 5: I glitter buy some glitter before I go there?

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Speaker 3: Is that the new thing?

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Speaker 1: You know? What's so funny? I did ask ask cast

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Speaker 1: what if you had you broke your ass? You had

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Speaker 1: to wear an ass cast to ask cast, it look

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Speaker 1: like a white Peach Prisoner of ask CA me on.

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Speaker 1: I left there and it was only nine thirty and

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Speaker 1: I had my makeup on and kind of.

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Speaker 6: A good out and now you're jazz.

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Speaker 1: I was jazz because I was so scared, but I

556
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Speaker 1: did it anyway and it was crazy fun and great.

557
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Speaker 1: And then I was like, where's the party at? And

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Speaker 1: I was like, just drive home, Grandma, And you don't

559
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Speaker 1: know where the party's at anymore.

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Speaker 6: There's so many more moments like that now, and the

561
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Speaker 6: toughest thing is because they're coming right off of like

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Speaker 6: a hi, you feel good and you want to It's

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Speaker 6: like when you realize that maybe it's rare than not

564
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Speaker 6: to be like I want to be around people because

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Speaker 6: I feel like I can share a goodness about me.

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Speaker 1: Yes, for once, I'm not all poudy and weird and isolated.

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Speaker 1: I better. I've got my eyebrows on, let's go bring

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Speaker 1: it to the city. And instead it's like, oh, oh,

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Speaker 1: April's out of town, George is married. I guess I'll

570
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Speaker 1: go home and pet my goddamn bo.

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Speaker 6: Well, you know, if I hear any regular parties will

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Speaker 6: snap at you the directions, it would.

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Speaker 1: Never go to it.

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Speaker 5: I don't ever.

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Speaker 4: I'll never do snapchat ever. We talked about that.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, did you get so you're not on it?

577
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Speaker 6: But and no, no, no neither. And I've already seen

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Speaker 6: it in a couple of writing packet submissions of like, hey,

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Speaker 6: give us three ideas that are Snapchat based.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that happened when Ello came out. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: Can pitch out some lo Llo segments. Remember when everyone

582
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Speaker 1: freaked out about joining l and literally was fifteen seconds.

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Speaker 1: Snapchat is for children in junior high.

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Speaker 4: And comedians, so that's like all these comics. But yeah,

585
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Speaker 4: what are you going to do in that short amount

586
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Speaker 4: of time?

587
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Speaker 3: Well, some people are just come to my show.

588
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Speaker 5: Here's my dick.

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Speaker 6: I just always well, some people are creative and they're

590
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Speaker 6: funny because they just have so much excess energy and

591
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Speaker 6: they have to keep creating.

592
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Speaker 1: But yeah, they don't have to. That's if we looked

593
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Speaker 1: at it, if we lay it all the content down

594
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Speaker 1: and gave it a letter, like we were in snapchat

595
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Speaker 1: high school, many people would be failing. I'm still to

596
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Speaker 1: leave that high school.

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Speaker 5: What about this periscope thing? That's how long?

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Speaker 4: That makes more sense? It's like, don't that that's.

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Speaker 1: More entertaining because you're just filming something so everyone can

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Speaker 1: see it.

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Speaker 5: Right, This reminds me should I do that?

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 4: Guys, I'm looking for help career advice.

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Speaker 1: Periscope is going to get you this time onto it if.

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Speaker 3: You're asking to do it.

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Speaker 5: I'm not drawn to it. I'm not drawn to it.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I I love Rody Stevens, but when I'm

609
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Speaker 4: at it's like he'll he's to aim a camera at

610
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Speaker 4: yourself and do a thing. I just don't have.

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Speaker 5: The not to say. He's riddled with all this confidence.

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Speaker 4: I mean, whatever makes you want to do that, I

613
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Speaker 4: don't have it, which is why my career is in

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Speaker 4: the shadder.

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Speaker 5: Just kidding it.

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Speaker 4: You have a TV show, yeah, yeah, but that's gonna

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Speaker 4: go away, and then I'll be like, why the hell

618
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Speaker 4: wasn't I periscoping this whole time?

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Speaker 5: Plan B.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 6: I saw somebody we know, I might seeing their name,

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Speaker 6: but there ony guess and then they were talking on

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Speaker 6: how like.

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Speaker 4: And by the way, that's why I brought up Brodie State.

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Speaker 4: I watch his all the time, drumming in his car.

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Speaker 4: I'll watch all thirty minutes, so I'm not talking smack

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Speaker 4: about bro dog.

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Speaker 6: No no, no, but that is reflective of a certain

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Speaker 6: mental complexes. Moving on, But this person was saying, like

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Speaker 6: how he used the word meaningless a late night stand

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Speaker 6: up set spot is now compared to like Carson Dan

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Speaker 6: and means. There was just something about the way they

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Speaker 6: said meaningless. I was like, that's come on, man, like,

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Speaker 6: that's not it's not that bad, like you know, well.

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Speaker 3: It's not good.

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Speaker 1: It's not going to deliver you into a holding deal

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Speaker 1: at NBC. Yeah, those days are over right, right, but

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Speaker 1: it's the way to get people to know that you're

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Speaker 1: a performer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not going to give Joe Durest a cop

641
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Speaker 4: show when it shouldn't happen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe DeRosa.

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Speaker 6: Seeing the traffic copy stand up and he got the

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Speaker 6: tail end of the Seinfelder's at like a stand up getting.

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Speaker 3: To post Kevin James.

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Speaker 4: And then I opened for him at Agua Caliente Casino

647
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Speaker 4: and man, he's he's still upset about that show not

648
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Speaker 4: taking off recently.

649
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Speaker 5: Hard to be around, very difficult to be around. Jimmy Bardo.

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Speaker 6: Actually, this is not an easy business, right guys.

651
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Speaker 5: No, it isn't.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what it makes big promises and then

653
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Speaker 1: you think, oh, this is how it's going to be now,

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Speaker 1: But really all you're getting is something for a short

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Speaker 1: amount of time. Then you have to get something else after.

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Speaker 4: It's the secret to enjoying life and appreciating things or

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Speaker 4: keeping your expectations very low. And what I've done simple

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Speaker 4: every four hours, simple living, compost piles.

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Speaker 1: That's good. And also, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid

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Speaker 1: to read it out. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid ever.

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Speaker 1: And I don't care if someone's pulled a gun on

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Speaker 1: you or if the doctor told you have terminal cancer.

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Speaker 1: Do not be afraid, be not afraid. I God before

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Speaker 1: you always come follow me, and I will give you rest.

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Speaker 5: I hate it when you guys fight. I hate it

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Speaker 5: when you guys fight.

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Speaker 1: That could have been so nice.

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Speaker 3: Rest going to hell.

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Speaker 5: I have a quick follow up song.

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Speaker 4: What the fuck was that song?

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Speaker 5: And how dig you both know it? I've never heard

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Speaker 5: of in my life.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna do Motley Cruz shot.

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Speaker 6: At the Devil.

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Speaker 1: We're Catholics.

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Speaker 5: That's just the.

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Speaker 6: Was instant, like deep in the brain somewhere seered into

678
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 6: you hear that song.

679
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 3: Never be able to sing the first.

680
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 4: I guess I would have known if you guys were

681
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 4: standing and kneeling during it. Come on, I do a

682
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 4: lot of Catholic materials, even though I myself a church.

683
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 6: There's a lot of up actolite altar.

684
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 3: Boy. Oh really cute?

685
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, when I was younger, I did have chair

686
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 4: of black hair, highly molestable.

687
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: Peece is flowing like a remember that's my flowowing out

688
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: of you. Ally I started too low, flow out into

689
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: the dessert, saiding all your captives free.

690
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 3: Wow, that our captives I want. It's still, We'll be

691
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 3: right back.

692
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: That's the funny thing. I don't remember what any of

693
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: it was referring to what I know. It was very

694
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: Jesus centric.

695
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 5: The pieces, I think, or his body chill like his

696
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 5: way for pieces.

697
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 3: Oh would you there's a Jesus.

698
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 5: Jesus pieces? Hey, you guys, what if it's the cool

699
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 5: the cool priest?

700
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 4: It was like, hey, who wants a handful of Jesus pieces?

701
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 6: I went to cool I went to cool priests a

702
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 6: couple of times when as a young teenager I had

703
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 6: questions about the faith.

704
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: Oh could you mind join it? Are you going to?

705
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 4: No?

706
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 6: It was because I went to a Christian I went

707
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 6: up until sixth grade. I went to a a like

708
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 6: a Protestant Christian school elementary school, but I was going

709
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 6: to Catholic mass and it was like Christian enough that

710
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 6: we would learn like Bible scripture, like memorize and stuff.

711
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 6: And there was a girl that I took the bus

712
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 6: with that was like, there's no purgatory, Like you guys

713
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 6: made that up.

714
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 3: There's like it doesn't.

715
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: Exist, you guys on the bush.

716
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 6: You Catholics. Oh made up purgatory. And I didn't really

717
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 6: know enough about it. And I was like, oh, so,

718
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,719
Speaker 6: I guess. I came home and I was like, so,

719
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 6: what's it, What's up with purgatory? And then they're like, oh, well,

720
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 6: we'll take you to cool father.

721
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 3: Father Bob, the one.

722
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 5: Oh he did for There are two.

723
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 6: Things I remember very specifically. He once cited Barry Gibbs

724
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 6: song lyrics and a sermon.

725
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 5: Cool.

726
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 3: Cool.

727
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to think of what it could

728
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 1: have been.

729
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 6: And then when I went into his office, his rectory office,

730
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 6: he had do you guys maybe this was this was

731
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 6: I think a very eighties Spencer's Gifts kind of thing.

732
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 6: He had a a glass leader bottle of coke, but

733
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 6: the the glass had been melted, so it was like

734
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 6: all twisty.

735
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: Oh you get those at the fair? Yeah, did have

736
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: sand in it?

737
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 6: No, it's just it was just this all this weird

738
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 6: twisted up intact glass coke bottle.

739
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

740
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 6: And I was like, that is so cool. I thought, like,

741
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 6: that's the ship I would like in my room.

742
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: Like and he was like, Joe, to answer your question,

743
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: the answer to purgatory is you just gotta keep staying alive, Sana.

744
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: That took me seven minutes to come up with.

745
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 5: You couldn't take a one GiB.

746
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: I remember racking and racking my brain. Jeez.

747
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 6: And he said it, well, he said it while walking

748
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 6: around the room holding a paint can.

749
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: He slapped every all of his family members around the

750
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: dinner table.

751
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, you.

752
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 4: Just need to worry about getting into heaven in the meantime.

753
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 4: I actually trip out over this twisty coke bottle. Crazy something,

754
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 4: you don't know.

755
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 3: He struck me as a good man. Yeah, yeah, like

756
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 3: a decent guy.

757
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 6: There was a priest that left like and I remember

758
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 6: even as a kid, I know he was. He was

759
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 6: older Italian dude and he scared the ship on me

760
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 6: because he was They had prepared us for first confession,

761
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 6: and I walk in and he was the priest listening,

762
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 6: you know, hearing the confessions, and he they just told

763
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 6: us like basically, prepare your list, say it. Then the

764
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 6: priest will tell you to say this prayer like they

765
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 6: take you through it as a kid. It's nerve wracking.

766
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 6: Yeah you're yeah, you're not. You're probably eight or something

767
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 6: like that. And I sit down and I tell him

768
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 6: my first sin and then I'm about to go into

769
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 6: the second one, and he goes, why did you.

770
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 2: Do that.

771
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 4: The other side?

772
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 3: And I don't know what it was.

773
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 6: Maybe I lied to my mom, Yeah.

774
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 3: Why did he do that?

775
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 6: And it's stuck with me for years because I was like, well,

776
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 6: that will be the question for the rest of my existence,

777
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 6: why did you do that?

778
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 3: But I didn't added as an eight year old couldn't.

779
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: But what you couldn't see is on the other side

780
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: of that screen, that dark screen that you basically can

781
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: only see their their profile through. He he had a

782
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: huge handle of old Crow and he's just like silently

783
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: guzzling at it.

784
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 6: He got one of those bags of Jesus pieces, Jesus.

785
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 3: Going to town.

786
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 6: Why am I?

787
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 5: Why am I doing this?

788
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: Ugers like tostitos and drinking some old terrible rot gut

789
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: liquor like the dead.

790
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 6: Oh, I just thought of one more freaky church experience

791
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 6: ahead because of the Eucharist. So there's a there's a

792
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 6: rule where you're not supposed to eat, basically eat an

793
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 6: hour before you receive the Eucharist.

794
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 3: So you can have water. You can have water, but.

795
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 6: Rules fast for an hour before you take the eugress.

796
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: As a kid, no running, no bottles, no cutoffs.

797
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 3: As a kid, it might have been a hot dog.

798
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I had I ate.

799
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 6: Something I don't remember, and then I went to Mass,

800
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 6: and as I'm walking up to receive the Eucharist, I

801
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 6: suddenly am like, I think it's been like forty seven minutes,

802
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 6: Like hasn't been a full hour. So I take the

803
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 6: Eucharist and I'm freaking out, and I go to the

804
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 6: bathroom and I spit out the eucharst and I flush

805
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 6: it down the toilet.

806
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: Jesus is my peace.

807
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 4: Why did you do it?

808
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 6: Because I didn't want to break the rule that was

809
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 6: in my head. It didn't occur to me that symbolically

810
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 6: spitting out the bio.

811
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 5: Christ toilet in a toilet of all places.

812
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 6: And then it is now I'm like, if I don't

813
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 6: tell my family this, Like I just felt like I

814
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 6: was going to be taken down to hell, right, So

815
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 6: I went to my aunt. We hadn't even left the

816
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 6: mass yet, and I said, Glorya, I think it hadn't

817
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 6: been an hour. And I spit out to you Christ

818
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 6: in the toilet, and she was like, well, we have

819
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 6: to we should talk to the priest right now.

820
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: What God, I hate your family.

821
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 6: It's all with love. It was all done with love.

822
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 6: It was all done with love and and but that's

823
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 6: where the priest was able to actually make the first

824
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 6: nuance of like dogma, because he was like, yes, it's

825
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 6: a yes, fast for an hour, but it's okay if

826
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 6: that doesn't happen, Like you don't have to. It's not

827
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 6: like if you ingest it, it's gonna burn inside you sure.

828
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 3: Like a sin.

829
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 1: You hate your old child who doesn't understand what's happening anyway.

830
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: That's I mean that right there is the proof that

831
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to be involved in anything until you're

832
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: like sixteen. No one knows what the fuck is going on.

833
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 6: I'm not saying there could be improvements to the whole

834
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 6: CCD structure.

835
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: Here's what I do love. I will say this since

836
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: my family is strictly Catholic, and because this is my

837
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: aunt Mary, then Mary Mary the n She is the

838
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: best person on this planet. I absolutely adore her. She's

839
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: the most positive, hilarious, She the last a real life nun,

840
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: has been her whole life amazing. She is such a

841
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: great example of what's good about religion because she is

842
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: just fun, hilarious, positive, and is completely of service all

843
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: the time. She also, uh, somebody wants somebody else in

844
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: my family got a job. Oh, Lauren Cole Singham got

845
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: a job. And my sister overheard my Aunt Mary telling

846
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: my aunt Joe on the phone Lauren got a job.

847
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 1: Now she's got a little foxy pocket money. My sister,

848
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: have you ever heard that saying foxy pocket money? I

849
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: was like, no, I bet you she made it up.

850
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: She's just like awesomes the best. So so in honor

851
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 1: of her, because I do I was raised very strictly

852
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: in this faith. Here's what I'll say that's smart. There

853
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: is a part in the Catholic ceremony in the Sunday

854
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: in the Sarah Mass, that's what we call it. And

855
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: I think this is so smart because every time I'm

856
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: in that church, I haven't gone to church in years,

857
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: i haven't thought about church in years. But I'm there

858
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: with my whole family who goes every mother loving Sunday,

859
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: and I feel like the worst person in the world.

860
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: There's a part of the Mass all you have to do,

861
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: and the priest says it. He goes all you have

862
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: to do is say He doesn't say all you have

863
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: to do, but it's Lord, I am not worthy to

864
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: receive you, but only say the word and I shall

865
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: be here. It's the fucking out. You're out. You're not

866
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 1: bad anymore. You say those words, you go, I'm sorry,

867
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm just this piece of shit. Can I please have

868
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: a Jesus pieces anyway? Can you get to go and

869
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: have one? Because you're like, look, I'm bad, but I

870
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: don't have time. I'm not gonna go to I don't

871
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: didn't find the time to go to confession, which I'm

872
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: sure I'm still supposed to anyway. But they built it

873
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 1: into the Mass.

874
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 6: It is my favorite moment too, Karen, because it's so

875
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 6: like you're saying it's so that last release valve of

876
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,479
Speaker 6: like because it's been building up the whole time, because

877
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 6: all you do is you say, if to do Mass right,

878
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 6: it's very simple. You just have to be conscious and

879
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 6: listening and in the moment, even if they're boring, then

880
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 6: you're like sometimes my biggest things like going to Mass

881
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 6: is when especially as a performer, when it's not a

882
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 6: strong speaker.

883
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 3: The priest is not a strong speaker, and.

884
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 6: It's tough because it's like what you're selling is so

885
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 6: hard already. You gotta bring a little showmanship and possess something.

886
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 6: The first time we had a priest walk down, it

887
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 6: was a Latin American priest that came to our parish

888
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 6: and he was the first guy who walked away from

889
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 6: the lectern and had the wireless mic and started like

890
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 6: walk down the steps and you could feel this. I

891
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 6: lived in a like a mostly white upper class called

892
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 6: Siesta Key in Florida, and was like you just felt

893
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 6: a whole like white first three rows tense up of

894
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 6: like why is he approaching?

895
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: Keep your place? Priests?

896
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 3: But it was.

897
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 2: There.

898
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 6: I mean I still I see like when I go

899
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 6: home for the holidays, I've gone home now enough. So

900
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 6: many times where I've had to, I've had the oldest

901
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 6: priest in the parish, and even my mom and aunt

902
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 6: will be like, we went to one service and they're like,

903
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 6: we hope you don't have to.

904
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 3: Get the old priest aig in because they know he's

905
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 3: like he's a wash, he's a wash.

906
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a priest now. In our church. We always

907
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: had Monsignor Tillman, who it looked like a sketch. He

908
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: was wearing glasses that were so magnified that you'd just

909
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: stare at his eyes. You were just like, it looked

910
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: like a joke. And he was the worst public speaker.

911
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: He had been doing it for literally forty years. And

912
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: one time he got stabbed on the altar during mass.

913
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: What a person, crazy person that I had. It's a

914
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: frenia ran up and stabbed him and he lived. And

915
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: he still would stand up there and it was like, oh,

916
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm very and you were just sitting there like you know,

917
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: all you could feel is like your numb ass on

918
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 1: the seat or whatever. And now it's Father Gary and

919
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: he is so great and his whole thing is communication,

920
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: human connection, love, living for the now, building a better

921
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: community like the last time I went there, I was like,

922
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm coming back to this church like I'm a believer

923
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: now because this guy's talking not about these grandiose, dumb

924
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: conceptual things that don't affect that are just fear mongering. Instead,

925
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: he's talking about how do you make yourself happy today?

926
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: You instead of being a dick to the next person

927
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: you see, you actively try to connect with the next

928
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: person you see. It's the only thing and that love

929
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: is the only thing that matters. Like to hear a

930
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: Catholic priest talking about that, it was it made me

931
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: love him so much.

932
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 6: The worst thing is when when they literally like a

933
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 6: homily sermon, it could be about twelve, it's about twelve,

934
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 6: it's no more than like fifteen minutes, but they they

935
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 6: eat up the first seven eight minutes by literally restating

936
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 6: what was just heard in the first two readings. It

937
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 6: drives me fucking nuts. I go crazy even and again,

938
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 6: like my mom when my mom is complaining or my

939
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 6: aunt is complaining, like I know it's bad, and even

940
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 6: my aunt. My aunt recently was like I want you,

941
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 6: will you help me write an email? Because the parish

942
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 6: the pastor was like, if anyone wants to write in

943
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 6: with suggestions like he opened it up.

944
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

945
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 6: So she was like I would just want to write

946
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,240
Speaker 6: a short email to them and say like, hey, maybe

947
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 6: don't recap what we've just heard, like and and the

948
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 6: other point being like like you're saying, Karen, as far

949
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 6: as like you got to get something out of the

950
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 6: ritual to take into the next six days of the week,

951
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 6: Like it has to be communicated in a way that

952
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 6: the masses understanding. Okay, you're giving me a tool. It's

953
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 6: some way to think about something or be conscious in

954
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 6: the moment whatever, and try to remember that until I'm

955
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 6: back here again. Like that's all it's supposed to be

956
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 6: as as.

957
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 3: A as a ritual.

958
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 6: It's like you're supposed to basically get some help in

959
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 6: dealing with the next six days of the world.

960
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was It was from back in a time

961
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: where people enough therapists and people doesn't even talk to

962
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: each other. You pretty much didn't talk to anyone outside

963
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: your family, right, and so you were basically there to be.

964
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 3: Like, don't look at therapy.

965
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 6: Like anytime I've mentioned therapy to my moment and my aunt,

966
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,240
Speaker 6: they're just like, I just see it doesn't register.

967
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: Well, it's from a different time. It's like, that's kind

968
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: of for Kooch's and beat me.

969
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pagan.

970
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 6: And then I snapped my way out of the living room.

971
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: Cool daddy, thanks for the flying. This has been a

972
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: doctrine talk with Joe and Karen. Thank you for being here.

973
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: Made a big difference.

974
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 6: I swear this would have happened if you guys had

975
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 6: been zipping on the four or five. For sure.

976
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 5: You're right, yeah, I wouldn't.

977
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 4: I would have been concentrating on driving though, because I

978
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 4: know nothing.

979
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 3: I think.

980
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 5: Sorry, we just basically I'm listening.

981
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 3: I was.

982
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 5: That was very interesting.

983
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 3: I mean I grew up.

984
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 5: My parents were like, we don't think anything happened. That's easy.

985
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 6: Well you had just I learned last week you had

986
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 6: bleeding nipples from East Camps.

987
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: It's not insane.

988
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 3: Sounded like a horm yeah.

989
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

990
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 4: It was very scary and the sound just them. That

991
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 4: was the first time I heard people say your parents

992
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 4: are going to.

993
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 5: Hell unless you save them. That's a ship.

994
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's eleven, twelve years old, whatever it was. And

995
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 4: then that night the whistling you know I'm talking about

996
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 4: when a bunch of kids are yeah, and it's like

997
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 4: someone has a bugger in their nose and it goes hmmm.

998
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 4: And then another kid and his snoring was like, hey,

999
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 4: so I just turned this in my head. I thought

1000
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 4: the devil was in me. I heard just people going yeah,

1001
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 4: like it turned in there's this emotion as such to it.

1002
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 5: I thought that was people lambs being drowned in the lake.

1003
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, feasting on my nipples, like one of Jesus is peace.

1004
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: Well. Also, because you got it all at once, like

1005
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: we got brought into it slowly, Charlie, while you're suddenly

1006
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: you become conscious sitting in the church like oh, this

1007
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: old thing that you're hearing in the background.

1008
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 4: I think that, yeah, giving it all to me at

1009
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 4: once like that, and never having heard anything like that,

1010
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 4: even for my friends and my family, the friends families

1011
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 4: that weren't religious, so I didn't even have a warning

1012
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 4: about this. And all of a sudden, I think I

1013
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: was having like an anxiety attack, and that's why there

1014
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 4: was this weird emotion attached and background devil stuff.

1015
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 5: It happened after that a.

1016
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 4: Few times, like I feel like the world's closing in

1017
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,280
Speaker 4: on me, and then all these beard background screaming.

1018
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 5: But that was one of the first times, and I'm.

1019
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 4: Like, well, I have the devil in me. I guess

1020
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 4: I just learned that he can just go in your fly.

1021
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 5: Up your butt.

1022
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: How ironic here at Christian camp. Yeah, the devil came in.

1023
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 4: The one place I knew I should have gotten the

1024
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 4: cabin with a stronger front door.

1025
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 3: Oh, that's just reminded me. There's a there's a new.

1026
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: Jesus the movie, Yeah, about the Devil.

1027
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 3: Ewan McGregor. Have you heard of it?

1028
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 1: Is it a horror movie?

1029
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 6: No, it's it's it's about in the Bible. There's a

1030
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 6: point where I think he had a couple of puzzles

1031
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 6: of time disciples, but he goes off into the desert

1032
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 6: for like forty days and it's a specific test that

1033
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 6: he has to do, and the devil appears in the

1034
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 6: desert and tries to keep tempting him.

1035
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: Try to steal his crickets and honey, right.

1036
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 3: And then he comes back.

1037
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 5: But it's based.

1038
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 6: On that time and Ewan McGregor plays Jesus.

1039
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 5: Jesus it is a period thing. It's modern day.

1040
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 3: No, it's period. It's period, but it's done a period.

1041
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 1: Is this Bible story a period piece?

1042
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 3: Is twenty sixty month.

1043
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 1: Is it sett in Soho, New York.

1044
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna take the subway.

1045
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 5: Jesus No, look at that guy walking across the.

1046
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: Tracks, but watch off of the food rail.

1047
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 6: Basically, that's my kind of superhero movie. Hell yeah, ask

1048
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 6: me the original superhero JC.

1049
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 3: She just she's trying to be cool.

1050
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: All this talk is reminding me of a lady that

1051
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: used to sit in the back of our church, Saint

1052
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: Vincent's Church in Petam, California. It's a gorgeous place. I

1053
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: think they even had postcards, very old fashioned looking inside.

1054
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: There was a lady that always, always was sitting in

1055
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: the last pew all in her widow's blacks and with

1056
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,280
Speaker 1: a lace fucking veils, and she would be saying the Rosary.

1057
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: So at my school, which was up the street, they

1058
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: would walk us down to do shit. All the time.

1059
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: We had to do like stations of the Cross, crazy

1060
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: very ritualistic talk about standing up and sitting down. Stations

1061
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: of the Cross used to make me sick to my stomach.

1062
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: It was so it went on for honestly over two hours,

1063
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: and it was incense and you had to go buy

1064
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: every single thing that happened to Jesus the day he

1065
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: got crucified. It was rough. And then there would be

1066
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: this old all in black horror movie lady saying the

1067
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:23,760
Speaker 1: rosary and going, so you just hear hissing, and that's scary.

1068
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 5: That sounds that would trigger my Yeah.

1069
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: Oh but when you walked by her, if girls walked

1070
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: by her, she would go pretty pety peaty.

1071
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm fucking chilled to the boat right now.

1072
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 5: She's horrifying.

1073
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 1: It was amazing.

1074
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 6: And then she would lift her head and she had

1075
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 6: cloudy eyes. She had like no pupils.

1076
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: I saw what you did. Why did you do that?

1077
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 6: Why do you lie?

1078
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1079
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 4: I mentioned that lady that with the road around town.

1080
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 4: My mom was the sewer billing person. She burned her. Yeah, okay,

1081
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 4: she rode a bike around like like the Wicked Witch

1082
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 4: and with a black veil.

1083
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 5: That's like a scary lady thing.

1084
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 4: Yes it is, And not that I had my doubts

1085
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 4: about a black veil ever being scary, but I think

1086
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 4: it's like a trend.

1087
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: Sorry, can I change it super quick?

1088
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1089
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: You can't stay in the Catholic church much longer.

1090
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 6: Well, I was gonna say that's kind of stuff. Is

1091
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 6: much easier in a cathedral. If you're ever like in

1092
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 6: a nice like a cathedral, like European cathedrals, that exact

1093
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 6: thing makes it seem historical. In a town church, you're

1094
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 6: like I'm in a horror movie. That's the difference. Like

1095
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 6: the place is beautiful, and I've been so.

1096
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 3: Many experiences where it was like.

1097
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 6: You and and the cant you're seeing all the candles

1098
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 6: are you know, the votive candles, and you're like, Okay,

1099
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 6: there's something here rather than just like the Conjuring three.

1100
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 1: My dad came home from church time when my sister

1101
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: lived to my parents, and it was when I was

1102
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure it was like the mid nineties

1103
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: down here, and my sister goes, where were you? And

1104
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 1: my dad goes a church praying for your sister, and

1105
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: he meant it it was that was real. But I

1106
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: was going to switch it to this talking about creepy

1107
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: things around town. I the other day was turning left

1108
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: from Western onto Franklin, and I saw a man jog

1109
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,720
Speaker 1: buy and he.

1110
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 3: Was wearing It wasn't me, it was me.

1111
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: He was wearing running shorts, no shirt, a baseball hat,

1112
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: and a black nylon mask with no bibles.

1113
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 3: Like moutha, oh my God.

1114
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: And he came around the corner kind of fast, and

1115
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: I was like, oh well, And then it was one

1116
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: of those things that looked.

1117
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 5: Like what did that do? He didn't want pollution.

1118
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,479
Speaker 1: I don't know, or he didn't want people to see

1119
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: who he was. It was that damon. I don't know.

1120
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: But his body is gorgeous and perfect and all like it.

1121
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: It's all the same, you know, even perfectly even tone.

1122
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: Shilah boof so I tweeted that, right, I said, I

1123
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: just said that, and I put the last phrase in

1124
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: all caps and a black nylon mask with no last night,

1125
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 1: I get a get a tweet back at me. I

1126
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: wonder what the baseball hat was about. And I look

1127
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: at the profile picture. It was him and in his

1128
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: profile picture he's naked. You can see the top of

1129
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 1: his dick, and so I wro. I wrote back and

1130
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: said high mask runner, And he wrote back and said, Hi,

1131
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: Karen kil.

1132
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 2: What yeah was up?

1133
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 5: Did his profile picture have the black mask?

1134
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,720
Speaker 1: Now his profile picture?

1135
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:50,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chint, did you recognize because he studied his body pretty?

1136
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: Why are you guys five VII?

1137
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 5: We appreciate the human figure. Come on, give me some more.

1138
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 5: We'll talk to Karen and.

1139
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, anyway, your experience.

1140
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 3: That's all.

1141
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: I just I guess I want to say it publicly.

1142
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: This could be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

1143
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: This could be the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

1144
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 6: I like in podcasts when there's a runner comes up

1145
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 6: and you don't know what it's going to be in life.

1146
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: Right, and this time it's literally a runner it is.

1147
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 6: You're right, I was speaking trade lingo. The runner is

1148
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,280
Speaker 6: a recurring joke and half hour situation company.

1149
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: He could be my new best friend.

1150
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 6: I wonder, you know, you're intrigued by his.

1151
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 4: What if he's horribly disfigured in you know, it's it's

1152
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 4: got to be a pollution.

1153
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 5: Then he doesn't want to.

1154
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: Breathe or yeah, or he doesn't, he just doesn't. He

1155
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 1: probably wants to jog as he wants. He probably wants

1156
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: to jog naked, that's the feeling I get. And so

1157
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: he is pretty much naked, like it's just little jogging

1158
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: shorts right sort totally. So he I don't know, maybe

1159
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: he just doesn't want people see who he is black.

1160
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 5: I guess that's better than what if it was flesh colored, man.

1161
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 1: I guess flesh probably would be bad, and also maybe

1162
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: eye holes and mouthfuls would be worse. That would just

1163
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: be like a bank rubber jogging.

1164
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, he'd probably get shot by cops immediately.

1165
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I mean, it is very I'm.

1166
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 5: Married about him.

1167
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 4: I'm not making fun if a cops. If you're running

1168
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 4: and you have a black mask, it's like, well that

1169
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 4: guy looked the next.

1170
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: It's like a cartoon of a jogger, right, so.

1171
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 5: Then you should rob A man can wear jogging clothes

1172
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 5: and just like run. That's what I decided.

1173
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 4: Oh, man, I just wrote a movie script and we

1174
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 4: got our runner anyway.

1175
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: And it's exciting.

1176
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 5: But also I want to come that in the cyberspace.

1177
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:46,399
Speaker 6: Right.

1178
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 1: He's not going to pick me up at the airport, probably.

1179
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 5: No, but he wants sex with you. Hello, Cared. I

1180
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 5: wonder what the hat was about.

1181
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 4: Usually I don't wear anything on my head when I'm

1182
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 4: going down town.

1183
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: I think it's very bold. Finally, to see a man's

1184
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,240
Speaker 1: naked body as a profile picture. You always see women.

1185
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,399
Speaker 1: You always see women who are trying to colly add

1186
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: their boobs up into their face picture I love that.

1187
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 3: There's a specific selfie that most.

1188
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 5: Young girls like Fireplace Mantle.

1189
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 6: There's a real one called the sink shot that Kim

1190
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 6: Kardashian basically started and it took off. And the sink

1191
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 6: shot or the sink selfie, which is the girl the

1192
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 6: girl puts her ass up on the sink just a

1193
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 6: little bit and it makes your ass go out, and

1194
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 6: it's just it's just a little trick to make their

1195
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 6: ass look bigger.

1196
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: Why would.

1197
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 3: Ye but for your boat exactly, but for your butt.

1198
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 1: Look at the show.

1199
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, has big bicycle.

1200
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but it's just.

1201
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: Gone.

1202
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 5: My arms are gone.

1203
00:57:55,040 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 6: It looks like a podcast magic Syrian refugee.

1204
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 3: We're talking.

1205
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 6: Oh it's a sink shot because she did it in

1206
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 6: one of her photography books that sold a million gajillion copies,

1207
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 6: and now it's a I read about this in a

1208
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 6: great book. I'm going to recommend a book. It's called

1209
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 6: American Girls, Social Media and the Secret Lives of Teenagers

1210
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 6: and it was written by this Vanity Fair writer and

1211
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 6: she interviewed over two hundred girls over the last two

1212
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 6: and a half years and wrote this book about how social

1213
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 6: media is basically warping teenagers like in ways that people

1214
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 6: aren't prepared, Like no one's really prepared for it.

1215
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 3: Parents are starting to forget.

1216
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: I mean, there are many of them make porn.

1217
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 5: It's just a reality.

1218
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 6: Porn is the thing that keeps kind of popping up.

1219
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 6: And one of the examples is like, first of all,

1220
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 6: the girls, because of the Internet, they're actually like a

1221
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 6: little bit more self aware, but they also think that

1222
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 6: they have there's it's like I can't really do anything

1223
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 6: about it, Like I kind of know it's fucked up,

1224
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 6: but I still we still have to play the game

1225
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,479
Speaker 6: or else we have no life. That's what they think.

1226
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: That's what they think.

1227
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 6: Then you have the boys who are literally watching porn

1228
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,439
Speaker 6: on their phone at school. Yeah, and this one girl

1229
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 6: she talked to said, well, my friend was giving a

1230
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 6: presentation and the teacher was sitting in the back of

1231
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 6: the class and a couple of dudes were in the front,

1232
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 6: and then it was like Q and A and one

1233
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 6: of the guys was like, you have a question, blah

1234
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 6: blah blah, and then he's like holding up the phone

1235
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 6: showing the girl that he's playing a porno on his

1236
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 6: phone in the class, and the.

1237
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 5: Girls question about the porno. It was a little off topic.

1238
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: What lighting, kid? Are they using this?

1239
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 4: It's gorgeous. I think that's a DP scene. But can

1240
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 4: we talk about the monologue.

1241
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 1: Music, cleague lights, it's.

1242
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 3: All joking aside, it's really serious.

1243
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: Who cares? Let them fuck each other?

1244
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 5: Did the teacher see them? Multiple?

1245
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 4: No?

1246
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 3: And then but no. Of course.

1247
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 6: The thing was that the girls didn't go to the

1248
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 6: teacher like they just were like, he's not gonna do like,

1249
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 6: nothing's gonna happen, Like we know it's wrong, but they

1250
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 6: have no faith in any of the authority figures.

1251
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: Wait, sorry what He held up a porn as if

1252
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: to say, I'm watching this?

1253
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 3: Do you so just to fuck with her?

1254
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: Okay, well listen Tony Felly. When I played the Virgin

1255
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 1: Mary where now we're back at Saint Francis Church. I

1256
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 1: got to play the Virgin Mary in the Christmas processional.

1257
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: And when I got up to the front, I was

1258
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: wearing my mother's blue robe and that weird towel around

1259
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: my head. I was holding the baby at the Virgin Mary,

1260
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 1: and I was in all my glory. I couldn't have

1261
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: been prouder. I looked down Tony Felly, who is in

1262
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: my sister's class is in the front row with his family,

1263
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: and he's given me the bird on his leg.

1264
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 5: God, thank god he was. I really thought he was

1265
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 5: going to be a master man.

1266
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: It was the bird. It was the eighties version of

1267
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: what the story you just told. We've been having to

1268
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: deal with things like this all our.

1269
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 3: Lives, agreed. Agreed. I'm just saying the.

1270
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 5: Social media the latest version is.

1271
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: Like and it was the one where it's all finger

1272
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: and no, it's very upsetting look all that. Yeah, but

1273
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 1: he also knew it would be funny because it was like,

1274
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm flipping off the virgin Mary, but she has to

1275
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: look over here. It was kind of great. Actually, you

1276
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: know what now.

1277
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 5: That I look back, Yeah, that kid's great.

1278
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: I loved it, and he's hilarious.

1279
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 5: It was a better time before social media.

1280
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: It really was, because you had to get creative and

1281
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: be low key.

1282
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 3: No.

1283
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 4: I think about people are always like, oh yeah, but

1284
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 4: in France they the newscasters are naked. It's a better

1285
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 4: and there's so much shame behind it, and and and

1286
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 4: I agree that there's too much violence.

1287
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 5: And then it's awful to show the top of some

1288
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 5: mask guy's dick. But but I don't.

1289
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 4: I think it's sad because sex was such a mystery

1290
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 4: and everything, and I think in my life it was

1291
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 4: made it more exciting and I appreciated it more now

1292
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 4: that even you know, the youngest kid has seen antal

1293
01:01:58,560 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 4: penetration on his.

1294
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 6: The's two things too much to the two things that

1295
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 6: she the you kind of tell at the end is

1296
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 6: that because of the Internet, there's so much more porn

1297
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 6: to watch, so it's being watched. And then at the

1298
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 6: same time the teenagers are getting on there's like they

1299
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 6: have their own apps for dating, even if it's not

1300
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 6: like the official ones age limits. So boys basically are

1301
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 6: watching gang bangs. Yeah, and then they're looking at their

1302
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,919
Speaker 6: phone and going, well, there's two thousand girls I could

1303
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 6: pick from in that way where in their head it

1304
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 6: becomes like, so that's all I can treat these people

1305
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 6: the way I just keep clicking on another video until

1306
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 6: the right one pops up, Like yeah.

1307
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: But don't, I mean there are people who treated women

1308
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: like that already without any of without any of the

1309
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 1: Internet existing. I mean, you're really talking about a personality type.

1310
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: And this is this comes down to parenting. Like moren

1311
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: Who's you know, was a college freshman when she was

1312
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: on our podcast. We've talked to her all that kind

1313
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 1: of stuff, and it's like that that whole idea of

1314
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 1: if I don't do this, I won't have a life

1315
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 1: is total bullshit. That is, that is a very specific

1316
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: and very incorrect mindset that gets taught to girls by

1317
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: bad parents and by weird getting influenced by the wrong people.

1318
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 1: But you know, young women have to know that that

1319
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 1: they get to do whatever the fuck they want, and

1320
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: they don't like the idea that you would have to

1321
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: record yourself doing something sexual to get like some rando

1322
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: guy in high school. You've got to be a little

1323
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 1: bit smarter than that. We see beyond that.

1324
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 6: I think what I got from it just and each

1325
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 6: chapter is an age. So the first chapter is thirteen,

1326
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 6: and she goes up to nineteen. And the thing that

1327
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 6: you see is that, of course, because of the exponential

1328
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 6: Internet growth, it goes, it goes younger, faster, just fucked up.

1329
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 6: But I lost my train of thought. Well, there's this

1330
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 6: one girl that she interviews who's a train hopper, and

1331
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 6: she's the one girl who's like, I'm not on the grid,

1332
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 6: Like I don't have time to worry if I'm getting

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Speaker 6: validated because I have to jump on the next train

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01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 6: to survive, and this is the life I chose. Oh,

1335
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 6: but this validation thing, it's I think what's happening is

1336
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 6: because of the Internet. You know, when you're growing up

1337
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 6: and you're like, Okay, either I'm going to join the

1338
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 6: herd or I'm actually going to start to figure out

1339
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 6: who I am. And thankfully the people that do that

1340
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 6: start it's a better path. Well, it's easier now if

1341
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 6: you're that person who's not quite fitting in to actually

1342
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 6: take the photo and use all the filters to make

1343
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 6: yourself look even closer to the popular people, and then

1344
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 6: immediately you will get because you're online. It doesn't matter

1345
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 6: if it's somebody that you know in high school or

1346
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 6: just some fucking weirdo perve out in the middle of nowhere.

1347
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 6: You'll get somebody writing you're hot, and then they're like, oh,

1348
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 6: there's a bunch of girls that she talks to that

1349
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 6: they do an ugly duckling thing where it's not like

1350
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 6: they become an interesting, creative, independent thinker. They go, oh,

1351
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 6: I actually can look my version of Kim Kardashian and

1352
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 6: my friends are going, wow, you look great. You look

1353
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 6: hot and they start to do that turn instead of

1354
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 6: the other one of like, who am I as an individual?

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01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 1: Yeah? I just I guess I'm just saying I think

1356
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 1: these pressures of it because we've always coming down to

1357
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 1: how it is to be a girl. It's it's almost

1358
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 1: like everyone's starting to it's all like barfing up, but

1359
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: how it actually is to grow up as a girl.

1360
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 1: And it fucking sucks because you become an object of

1361
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 1: sexual attraction and you have to figure out how to

1362
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 1: manage that. And some of us go to seven eleven

1363
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 1: and eat as many doritos as they can.

1364
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 6: Theycakes, and a couple of them are trying purpoosas, which

1365
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 6: I think is the I don't get at all.

1366
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 3: There are a couples, some of them trying.

1367
01:05:59,040 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 5: What are obscarce.

1368
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 4: I saw the picture of it, but they didn't have

1369
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 4: any rotating on the hot Oh.

1370
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 1: They're not going to sell if they're not on the

1371
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 1: hot dog treadmill, then forget about it.

1372
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 6: Yes, you're born into a fucked system, a rigged system,

1373
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 6: and then this, but it's just then it's the internet

1374
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 6: stuff and the over I think, just the overwhelming sense

1375
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 6: that teenagers have now of like you know, basically you

1376
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 6: can promote yourself. That's what kids are doing now.

1377
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 3: You're right. It is the same popularity system that's always.

1378
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 6: Been in high school when you grow up and adolescence,

1379
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 6: but now you can play you can play it online

1380
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 6: like teenagers. We make jokes about branding on Twitter. Ironically,

1381
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 6: teenagers are trying to figure out how to brand themselves

1382
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 6: at like fourteen.

1383
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 5: That is all tread to me.

1384
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 4: The most tragic thing is there's just no shy people anymore.

1385
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 4: Like all my friends when I was young were like

1386
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 4: the shy, quiet who'd occasionally chime in and say something

1387
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 4: funny and I'm like, that's my friend, and that isn't cocky.

1388
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 5: I was raised by my dad to be like, don't.

1389
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 4: Get a big head, be don't be You can be confident,

1390
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 4: but don't let people know you're like, just be fucking

1391
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 4: shy and doubt yourself. Those are my people and they're disappearing.

1392
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 4: It was remember shy people, I don't because you had

1393
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 4: under thirty.

1394
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 6: You had to trust something about them that wasn't them speaking.

1395
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 6: So for me, the four friends I made in seventh

1396
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,840
Speaker 6: grade at my new school were the four kids who

1397
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 6: were wearing three Stooges pins and we were like, you

1398
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 6: like the three Stooges. I like the three Stooges. And

1399
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 6: that's all it's become.

1400
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 5: Keep messing up.

1401
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 3: Let's go to our plumbing.

1402
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: Time for the boxing man. I'll be the referee.

1403
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,600
Speaker 6: Don't forget to bring the cheese because uh, he's gonna

1404
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 6: scream for cheese.

1405
01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 5: We solve that, right, Yeah, I think we should.

1406
01:07:59,760 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: Good.

1407
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 5: We solved the problem. Say no, I am boys.

1408
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 1: I think the boys are in it too.

1409
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 6: I finished the book and the first thought I had

1410
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 6: was like, why am I not seeing I don't know

1411
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 6: who would do it. The closest I think is Terry

1412
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 6: Crews from what I've seen, But there are no dudes

1413
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,839
Speaker 6: out there. It probably have to be more an athlete.

1414
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 6: I know there's some good guys out there or whatever

1415
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 6: examples role models, but there's no there's no guy out

1416
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 6: there who's basically saying like, Okay, look you got it.

1417
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,799
Speaker 3: This is what Terry Screw's changing.

1418
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:31,960
Speaker 5: Terry Crews is great, he's great.

1419
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 6: He had a great book about, you know, trying to

1420
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 6: be a good man. So but nobody, I don't think

1421
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:41,960
Speaker 6: you're right. It's like parenting, Like I don't think I

1422
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 6: don't like guys aren't getting any sense of like, here's

1423
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 6: what you're going to start doing that's really wrong, and

1424
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 6: you have to kind of start thinking about how not

1425
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 6: to react in certain ways.

1426
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 1: Although I have to say I don't think it gets

1427
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 1: talked about or reported on them much because it's not

1428
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 1: sexy like that. What you're talking about is very so

1429
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:03,720
Speaker 1: so the story itself gets discussed because what we're really

1430
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 1: talking about is thirteen year old girls making videos of

1431
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: their fingers up their ass or whatever. But what I

1432
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 1: think is happening is because there's so much like feminism

1433
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: is now becoming like a thing that's at urban outfitters,

1434
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: and so there are young boys that are getting exposed

1435
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,400
Speaker 1: to women saying, hey, I don't want to be treated Hey,

1436
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm just like you. I don't want to be treated

1437
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: like that. I have a bunch of ideas. I want

1438
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 1: to play sports, I want to write books, I want

1439
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:31,559
Speaker 1: to do all these things relate to me like you

1440
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: would another person. And I think, I don't know, I

1441
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: think they might. I have faith that these generations might

1442
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 1: be able to do for themselves what we couldn't do.

1443
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 4: Right, Oh, I think kids, Yeah, that they might have problems,

1444
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:49,000
Speaker 4: but they're smarter than I was and confident, like, yeah,

1445
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 4: I'm talking to my nephew. Now, I'm like, I got

1446
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,680
Speaker 4: to be where you're at by the time, maybe I

1447
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,000
Speaker 4: was twenty serious sixty.

1448
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, they smarten up faster.

1449
01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 3: Yeah they do.

1450
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 5: Back in my day, everyone was stupid. I want to

1451
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,400
Speaker 5: refreshing Grandpa.

1452
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 6: Those are just kids either where we all have long

1453
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 6: white bears.

1454
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,320
Speaker 3: I look, I.

1455
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:14,599
Speaker 5: Looked at pictures underwear. I didn't have a fancy porn

1456
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,560
Speaker 5: book because I was stupid.

1457
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a Gloria Steinham pilot glasses, not sunglasses, aviator glasses.

1458
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 3: I followed Diane von Furstenberg on Twitter. She makes a

1459
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,639
Speaker 3: stream wrap great stuff.

1460
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 4: Is she that pin up tattoo artist? You guys, I'm

1461
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,679
Speaker 4: just teata on teasing. You're listening.

1462
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:44,280
Speaker 1: This has been quite anything to plug.

1463
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we got a great pope.

1464
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 3: Yes, uh, I love.

1465
01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:57,040
Speaker 6: I so on a Twitter bump from this appearance. So

1466
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 6: my Twitter handle is at brother.

1467
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:01,880
Speaker 3: T h.

1468
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 1: E's so irritating when I need to talk to you

1469
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,679
Speaker 1: on Twitter and I can't remember what your stupid fuck brother.

1470
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 5: It goes out to everyone use your name.

1471
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 3: This though, But see I actually changed.

1472
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 6: It used to be closer than my name, but then

1473
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 6: I was scared that my mom and my aunt would

1474
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 6: find my Twitter online.

1475
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:18,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

1476
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 5: Came up with, hey, I'm sorry I said I hated

1477
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 5: them earlier.

1478
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 6: You you, that's a very natural action, you feel, But

1479
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 6: it was. They were very loving about that stuff. It

1480
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 6: wasn't a condemning kind of thing.

1481
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: Is Twitter your only plug?

1482
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1483
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 6: I used to say, make friends with me on Facebook,

1484
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 6: but I'm getting too many weirdos.

1485
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:45,559
Speaker 1: So I have a plug. It's our show June eighth

1486
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,559
Speaker 1: and Wednesday June eight at ten pm at the Improv Lab.

1487
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 1: It will be me, it will be April Richardson where

1488
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,760
Speaker 1: the hosts. Chris Fairbanks will be on that show. Guy

1489
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,000
Speaker 1: Brandon will be on that show.

1490
01:11:55,439 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 3: It's Bronham.

1491
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 1: I say, Jamie Lee.

1492
01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,200
Speaker 5: He knows that, he knows.

1493
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 1: Jamie Lee will be on the show. Jay Wingarten will

1494
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,000
Speaker 1: be on the show, and Matt Bronger will be on

1495
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:10,280
Speaker 1: the show. Fred Armiston and Fred Armison. Fred Armiston will

1496
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:14,320
Speaker 1: be on the Armiston It's going to be awesome. Come

1497
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 1: to the Improv Lab June eate, ten pm. Eight dollars

1498
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:18,559
Speaker 1: will make.

1499
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:20,360
Speaker 4: It worth your while. Yeah, it's going to be terrific

1500
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:24,040
Speaker 4: if you're in the Los Angeles area. Also if you're

1501
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 4: in the Bay area or just a fan of the

1502
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:26,679
Speaker 4: cult film.

1503
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 5: I have a T shirt. Do you like this?

1504
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 3: Oh? That's good?

1505
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's the Warrior. It's a mashup parody shirt.

1506
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 4: Someone printed off some copies before I had the chance

1507
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:36,679
Speaker 4: to print mine.

1508
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:37,760
Speaker 5: I talked to him.

1509
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 4: He said, hey, I just made them for myself.

1510
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,080
Speaker 3: But did you talk to that guy you put it?

1511
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I deleted all that stuff.

1512
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 1: Explain what you're talking about.

1513
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 4: My my the T shirt I designed is available to

1514
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 4: onecolor dot com and it's just a Warriors mashup.

1515
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 5: Sure it's somebody on that basketball team.

1516
01:12:57,479 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 3: Somebody else had a similar design.

1517
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 4: No, they He took it from my Instagram, and I

1518
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:07,160
Speaker 4: happened to see he's friends with this guy that I

1519
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 4: know that's from my town, that's in Pearl Jam And

1520
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,680
Speaker 4: so I followed him in this guy. I'm like, oh,

1521
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,640
Speaker 4: they're at the game right now that I'm watching, and

1522
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 4: he was wearing my shirt and I said, cool, he

1523
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,760
Speaker 4: got one of my shirts. And then I talked to

1524
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 4: the guy that prints him and he said, I just

1525
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,760
Speaker 4: printed them. That's and I noticed the logo was the

1526
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 4: older version I did on my Instagram, so he pulled

1527
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,640
Speaker 4: it off there and cut out my Twitter handle. So

1528
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,760
Speaker 4: it's kind of mad because then he said bootleg the bootleggers.

1529
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 4: That was like his, but apparently that's a pearl damn reference,

1530
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,760
Speaker 4: like a lyric or a song or something, and he

1531
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 4: didn't know that I've I know, he didn't know that

1532
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 4: I was going to make shirts. He just saw that

1533
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,559
Speaker 4: image and he's like, I want that on a shirt

1534
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,840
Speaker 4: for myself that I'm going to wear the game shirt.

1535
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:51,400
Speaker 4: He made his own couple of shirts and it was

1536
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 4: and so I backed off and I was like, oh man, okay,

1537
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 4: he didn't know it, and now he's promoting. He took

1538
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 4: it out of their picture and said, hey, get shirts

1539
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:03,880
Speaker 4: like this at this site. And he used to be

1540
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:10,360
Speaker 4: this snowboard retail mega guy that is probably yeah, yeah yeah,

1541
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 4: And I've sold a bunch because of this guy. So

1542
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:16,640
Speaker 4: thanks to Joel what's your name that used to own sessions,

1543
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 4: Joe Joe Cocktail Stove.

1544
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 5: It ain't an episode if we don't reference fletch.

1545
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,719
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, that's one.

1546
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 5: Color with a K, right, yeah, one color with a K.

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Speaker 5: A sorry?

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Speaker 1: Dot gov?

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Speaker 3: That's a trip triple K triple K triple K color.

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Speaker 3: And then you did it just for me.

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Speaker 1: He's kind of like you.

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01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,120
Speaker 5: You've been a great guest. You're a smart guys.

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01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,519
Speaker 3: Thanks for asking me. I feel like this is the

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Speaker 3: first I'm the first guest of.

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Speaker 5: You really are at the beginning. Yeah, don in the

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Speaker 5: field the end, did not almost die?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: And and and to put people to sleep with the

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Speaker 6: church talk.

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Speaker 4: Yes, this is a nice say that's the thing I do.

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Speaker 4: Where if you say that, I pretend I fell asleep

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Speaker 4: because even that is boring.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you do that again?

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Speaker 5: Where my church camp? Oh god, everyone's possessed.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 5: Good, so we know each other. Joe, that's fun to

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Speaker 5: see it.

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Speaker 3: Good.

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Speaker 5: You've been listening to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you y in a R?

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Speaker 4: Joe?

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Speaker 6: Is that what they do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like I see.

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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? You want to way back? Either way?

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Speaker 2: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much that

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Speaker 2: is time and the German alingay, we want to send

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Speaker 2: you off inside. Do you want to welcome you back home.

1581
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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine.

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Speaker 6: Now?

1583
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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1585
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:38,799
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1586
01:16:39,439 --> 01:16:42,719
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 2: Do your need ride?

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01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris