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Speaker 1: Scott Are you ready, curty b I'm ready to laugh

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Speaker 1: and laugh and laugh all right, okay, sure count me in.

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Speaker 2: Dog solves murder.

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Speaker 3: Labrador cracks one hundred and sixty year old case when

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Speaker 3: he digs up a bottle of Victorian poison in the garden.

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Speaker 1: WHOA well, little murdered Banana's action. That's exciting. Well, if

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Speaker 1: you're ready for cold takes, great stories, lots laughs, and

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Speaker 1: adult friendship. You're listening to Banana's podcast, do.

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Speaker 2: World on his head?

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Speaker 1: Would you.

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Speaker 2: Tell your mind zillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 3: Guys gals now Binary Palace, welcome two Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kurt Brown Oler.

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Speaker 1: I'm Banana Boy number two. Scotty landis thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was, and

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Speaker 1: especially to the good people of Scotland, Connecticut, including Jessica

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Speaker 1: population one thousand, five hundred and seventy six. They're counting

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Speaker 1: them all up there in Scotland.

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Speaker 3: That is hard to do in Connecticut, right, Connecticut's probably

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Speaker 3: pretty dense right up against that, but I guess it's

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Speaker 2: There's like areas of Connecticut that are all wood. So

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Speaker 2: all right, I take it back, we take it back.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jessica. You're town of Scotland, Connecticut is officially

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Speaker 1: on the most important map in the world.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to show you this print out that I've made.

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Speaker 3: Oh so, Scotty was like we were hanging out and

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Speaker 2: They was like, they are weird, and so I wrote

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Speaker 3: And then this is this is like the final punchline

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Speaker 2: The one that made it. And then his son.

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Speaker 3: Tried to follow in his dad's footsteps. But like yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yes, sure, you can only make so many horns.

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Speaker 3: This is the horn that he created.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it looks it is so insane. It's got like

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Speaker 3: All, it's got yeah, one, two, three, imagine, imagine a

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Speaker 3: The descend into what looks like a really obese I

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Speaker 3: don't know what those are called trump yeah, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Isn't that great?

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Speaker 1: There's nothing better than a failed NEPO baby. I mean,

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Speaker 1: People love it. People. All I have to do is

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Speaker 3: I mean, just to have that on the wall you

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Speaker 1: So Charlie's back in business for live shows.

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Speaker 2: The real Charlie Fromage.

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Speaker 1: But now we're back in business and just in time

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Speaker 3: Yes, with like an a skilt feel behind it. Right,

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Speaker 3: I love a bar with an idea.

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Speaker 1: Give us a simple idea.

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Speaker 2: Even if it's like I'm not talking about that.

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Speaker 3: It has to like beat, It has to look like

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Speaker 3: Put a big steering wheel from a ship on the wall.

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Speaker 2: I'm a live in life.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's happy, sit on some barrels. It's a very easy

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, hellya. I'm like, what is it

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Speaker 1: There are jazz bars in La There's a great one

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Speaker 1: called the Baked Potato. You're never going to beat the name,

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Speaker 2: That's a really good jazz bar too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have jazz bars covered not young people are

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Speaker 1: to listen to travel traveling jazz musicians, you're just dead wrong.

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Speaker 2: So I feel like I don't know. I feel like

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Speaker 1: Well for a week. Maybe it's a first date place.

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Speaker 1: I uh. I tried to get the rights to Top Golf,

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Speaker 3: In the top Golf that's great, Yeah, to make stuff,

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Speaker 1: Well, now they are losing so much money. They're like

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Speaker 1: Golf is medium golf now. Wow, no longer interested in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, look at that. How the mighty have fallen.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's talking comics. I remember Joe DeRosa did like a

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Speaker 1: Right, it's open.

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Speaker 3: It's like a chest high partition and that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's the comedy area. Yes, wow, that sounds really bad.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there is a golf influencer world. Maybe we should

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Speaker 3: Trick shot videos where people are like doing insane things

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Speaker 2: That's it's just, it's just so all of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: When you see the trick shots, you're at first you're

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's like when sushi comes out, when you get

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Speaker 1: and chilled out. So tell me about this dog that

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Speaker 2: I sure will, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Probably the darkest story we've done in ages Courtney Calagiary.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: There we go, There we go.

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Speaker 3: It's from the Daily Mail. He didn't send the Daily Mail.

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Speaker 3: I this just seemed to be the best version of

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Speaker 3: we don't like the Daily Mail. No, Daily Mail was

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Speaker 3: honestly maybe the most reputable source this story, which says

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Speaker 2: Dog solves murder.

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Speaker 3: Labrador cracks one hundred and sixty year old case when

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Speaker 2: To get a little okay, here we go.

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Speaker 3: This is written by oh Elizabeth Haig, best in the biz.

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Speaker 3: This is fresh off the presses, published March twentieth. A

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Speaker 3: pet dog helps solve notorious one hundred and sixty year

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Speaker 3: old murder case after digging up a bottle of poison

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Speaker 3: buried in the garden. Stanley, the labrador unearthed Torian era

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Speaker 3: blue vial under his lawn in Clisst Honolton.

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course cliss.

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Speaker 3: Clissed Honiton Honeedin cliss Tonedin fucking Devin. It's somewhere to

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Speaker 3: find clisted hand on his Paul Phillips forty nine thought

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Speaker 3: it was a pipe until he saw the words not

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Speaker 3: be linked to a famous murder case from eighteen sixty five,

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Speaker 3: down to him, Mary Anne Ashford, murder her husband William.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is she boy, isn't his tea?

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Speaker 2: It's blue. It's a beautiful blue right down from top

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Speaker 3: We kept patching up and even at one point had

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Speaker 3: But it is so weird if you have thought, if

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Speaker 3: William Ashford was a shoemaker by trade and had an

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Speaker 3: Newspaper reports suggests will started feeling ill, was given regularly

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Speaker 1: So she wanted. She was horny for a workman, and

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Speaker 3: The best part about it is that Stanley has now

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Speaker 2: So that's what he wanted. That is what he wanted.

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Speaker 1: Evidence. Man, that's pretty good because he knew, Yeah, how

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Speaker 1: did he smell that? What did he smell. I guess Arsenic.

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Speaker 3: Is Arsenic, the one that comes from apple seeds.

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Speaker 1: No idea. I know nothing of poisons, okay, but I

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was. They tasted fine to me. No ill

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I was.

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Speaker 3: I was deeply in love with like the tiny little

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Speaker 3: And legitimately I've just mentioned it before, but it was

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Speaker 1: a tale as old as time. This was in the

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Speaker 1: California Post written by Ben Cost, who is truly the

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Speaker 1: best in the strange news business. We've used many, many,

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Speaker 1: many Ben Cost stories. A Ryanair flight from Milan to

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Speaker 1: London was diverted to France after two passengers began acting strangely.

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Speaker 1: One person started eating his passport. Wow, that's not any

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00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 1: document to eat.

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Speaker 2: It is not at all.

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Speaker 3: I guess the information page is the main page you

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Speaker 3: want to get. But it doesn't actually even matter because

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Speaker 3: all passports now have like a chip in them, like

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Speaker 3: you gotta pull it apart find the chip. But even

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Speaker 3: if you swallow it, I think they can scan your belly.

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Speaker 1: They could scan your belly. They're dying to scan your belly.

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Speaker 1: One person one person started to eat his passport while

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Speaker 1: the other attempted to flush theirs down the toilet. Fellow

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Speaker 1: passengers described it as the most terrifying fifteen minutes of

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Speaker 1: my life. I bet it was weird. No one on

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Speaker 1: board knew what was going on. These people were acting weird. Essentially,

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Speaker 1: the flight took off fifteen to twenty minutes into the flight.

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Speaker 1: Once the seatbelt sign was off, something very strange started

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Speaker 1: to happen at the front of the plane. A witness said,

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Speaker 1: we can't verify the exact date of the incident. Okay,

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Speaker 1: staff were notified and went to see what was going

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Speaker 1: on at the front of the plane, and suddenly the

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Speaker 1: whole mood changed. No one on board knew what was

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Speaker 1: going on. These people were just acting weird. The traveler

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Speaker 1: revealed that one of the men tore the pages out

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Speaker 1: of his passport and proceeded to eat them. So he

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Speaker 1: didn't eat the cover, which does seem pretty weather proof.

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Speaker 1: And probably you don't want to poop out your cover

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Speaker 1: of your passport. Yeah, you know, you don't unless it's

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Speaker 1: a bar trick, and then you're very funny.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it'd be the first bar trick to involve

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Speaker 3: pooping something out.

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Speaker 1: I would think, Yeah, I'll take one ticket to drunk

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Speaker 1: down and then they go call the FBI. The other

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Speaker 1: man moved into the toilet of the aircraft to flush

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Speaker 1: his passport down the toilet. Guys, there's so many places

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Speaker 1: to hide passports on an airplane. There's many You can

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Speaker 1: hide anything on an airplane. It's very easy to do.

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Speaker 2: Mean, it's so easy.

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Speaker 3: Just lift your seat up, put it in between the

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Speaker 3: seat and the plastic thing, yeah, and attach it again.

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Speaker 3: They're going to find it eventually, but you'll be wet

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00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 3: long gone by that.

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Speaker 1: How many iPads have you lost on airplanes? Kurt uh two, three, one?

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Speaker 2: Just one iPad? One kindle.

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Speaker 1: I would say, there you go. It's very easy to

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Speaker 1: lose things. It's not your fault. You get comfortable, you

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Speaker 1: have other things on the mind. You don't need to

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Speaker 1: eat it. It's what I'm saying you don't.

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Speaker 3: What you don't need to do is make people aware

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Speaker 3: that you're trying to eat your pat If you're gonna

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Speaker 3: eat a passport, yeah, you could do it subtly, little yeah,

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Speaker 3: a little time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get a little bag of son chips. Put it

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Speaker 1: in the bag of son chips and just yeah. Everybody's

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Speaker 1: got their headphones in, they're all watching the Proposals starring

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Speaker 1: Sandra Bullet. Nobody's paying attention what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: God, No, put it in, soak it in ginger ale,

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Speaker 3: let it slide down your throat.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, that could be a special. That could be a special.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's the theme they need to do down there.

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Speaker 1: Just a passport bar. You bring in a passport, you

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Speaker 1: get a stamp every time you get a drink when

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Speaker 1: you travel. Drinks around the world. You get, you know,

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Speaker 1: a funny hat, you get a captain's hat. It's just

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Speaker 1: that easy to stop him. The air hostess great, I

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00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: like air hostess too, it sounds nice, slammed the door

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Speaker 1: and asked him.

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Speaker 3: But it does feel like that the air hostess is

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Speaker 3: different from the flight attended. Yeah, the air hostess, well,

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Speaker 3: see you at the front of the plane and then

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Speaker 3: walks you.

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Speaker 1: Give you a menu, Give you a menu, take your jacket.

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Speaker 3: Um.

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Speaker 1: Air hostess slammed on the door, which I think they mean,

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00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: banged on the door and asked him to open it,

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Speaker 1: but the second man would not listen. This led to

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Speaker 1: even greater tension, the witness said. The air hostess then

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Speaker 1: made a public announcement that was so blunt and on

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Speaker 1: point that it freaked people out to a whole other level.

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Speaker 1: No one knew what was going on. After the announcement,

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Speaker 1: the aircraft was diverted to the French capital cool, with

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Speaker 1: the witness calling the descent the most terrifying fifteen minutes

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Speaker 1: of my life. So we're just repeating things now. The

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Speaker 1: police went and arrested the passengers once the flight lands

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Speaker 1: safety and the plane was then allowed to take off

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Speaker 1: for London. The witness also praised the Ryanair staff quote,

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Speaker 1: I think Ryanair were brilliant in handling it in a

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Speaker 1: certain way. They even gave out free drinks towards the

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Speaker 1: end of the flight. As we were coming over to standstead.

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Speaker 1: They said, so, yeah, these two people like either having

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Speaker 1: a shared mental health crisis or a drug experience that

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Speaker 1: made them think they needed to hide their identities. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the only smart way they know.

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00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 3: How it sounds like acid or something. You know, it

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00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 3: sounds like allucinogen kick like to let people know that

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Speaker 3: you're doing it is cuckoo. Total sound like they were dangerous.

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Speaker 2: Is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I agree.

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Speaker 2: They can't even do the simplest thing out right.

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Speaker 1: The passport is weird that we even still have them,

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00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: and it's like it's a feels like a dated thing.

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Speaker 1: And now if you have global entry, when you just

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00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: walk through, you don't even have to stop anymore. Like

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00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: you don't even have to check in at the machine

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00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: at some airports where they're like got and you're like, oh, okay,

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00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: so I am being fully followed and tracked. It's already over.

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00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: They already got all my stuff. But it seems weird

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00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: that I have to carry that little book at all

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Speaker 1: these days.

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Speaker 3: I agree they are saying that they're going to make

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Speaker 3: it so that you can just have it on your phone,

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00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 3: but right, I don't know why that hasn't happened yet.

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00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 3: I guess because it's kind of hard to make a passport.

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00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 3: It's probably harder to make a passport than it is

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Speaker 3: to hack into the Homeland Security and create a passport

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Speaker 3: like ID number, right, because you have to physically have

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Speaker 3: all that stuff, and it's just one extra level of difficulty.

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Speaker 2: Maybe.

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00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: Well, it's just a bummer too that every country, like

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00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: if you go to Europe and want wherever you land,

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Speaker 1: the EU checks you and you get the stamp of

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00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: that country, and then if you travel within Europe you

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00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: don't get any more stamps. And it is sad because

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Speaker 1: the old days where you would just have so many

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Speaker 1: if you were fortunate enough to get to travel, you

571
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: just had so many fun stamps. And now I feel

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00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: like that's a lost art form. And I guess, until

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Speaker 1: I open a.

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00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: Bar, Until you open a bar, when are you going

575
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 2: to open a bar?

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Speaker 1: Two tickets to Paradise, well, first tickets to Paradise, Well,

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00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, well, Tailwinds is the original. But I think

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00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: two Tickets to Paradise is a great name. Recipeace any money, but.

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00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, did you make it?

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00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 3: Would you make it a nineteen eighties hair metal themed bar?

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00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: I think so, Oh my god.

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00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 4: I love that people would love it.

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00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: I love that.

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00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 3: I want all the bar seats to be like ridiculous

585
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 3: looking electric guitars.

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00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, you can go to any goodwill, any secondhand

587
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: place and find eighties ventured stuff all over the place.

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00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: You could get album covers. You could have an incredible

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00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: it would do great in La this is Sunset Strip.

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00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 3: Also you could just you could have like a whole

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00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 3: room for Spuds Mackenzie, like one room. The women's room

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00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 3: is Spuds Mackenzie and the men's room is Joe Cammell.

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Speaker 1: There it is there, It is nice. I'm in. I

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00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: think this is way better than a jazz band near

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Speaker 1: a grocery store. So jazz.

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00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 3: I love jazz man. I'm a big jazz aficionado.

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00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: Has you ever seen.

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Speaker 3: None of the words are gonna come to me, so

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Speaker 3: I'm not even go it'll come.

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Speaker 1: Have I ever seen the woman from Sex in the City,

601
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: Kim Katrol scatting. Have you ever seen her jazz scatting?

602
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 3: What she does like a jazz perform.

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00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: Oh, it is a top ten cringe of the millennium

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00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: video of a white woman passionately and sincerely trying to

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00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: scat been animals. It's okay if you pause right now

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00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: and go on YouTube dot com and look up Kim

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00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: Katrol scat or scatting, it will It'll change your life

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00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: and not for the best.

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00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: Oh Teesus, tesus into some uh Jesus is some tumbip listen,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this is the story I'm gonna do.

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00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 3: Definitely an element of disbelief. Gallaway student discovers second new

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00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 3: planet in one year.

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00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, yeah, the world. Feel good about the world.

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00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 3: But I just also want to let everybody know boner

615
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Speaker 3: Bear Honey recalled for dangerous undeclared ingredients.

616
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: FDA says no, not boner bear honey.

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Speaker 3: My goodness, So get boner Bear honey at the great

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Speaker 3: gas station.

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Speaker 1: Folks.

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Speaker 2: It has been recalled. Actually do get.

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Speaker 3: It, because what they what that boner Bear honey did

622
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 3: is they actually are putting the drugs from Sialis and

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00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: viagra into the boner bear hunt it crazy like that

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00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 3: must be far more expensive than whatever Boner Bear honey

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00:31:59,560 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 3: used to be.

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Speaker 1: Boner I was unfamiliar with Boner Bear honey, but that's

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Speaker 1: a funny way.

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00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 2: To awareey Boner Bear honey.

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Speaker 1: I am now and yeah, I guess she eat a

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00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: teaspoon of honey or put it drink a hot tea.

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00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: I think you get to drink a hot tea and

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00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: heat it up a little bit.

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00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: I think it's just a pill.

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00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: Damn.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the same company makes it's called Blue Bull Extreme,

636
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 3: Red Bull Extreme, and Boner Bear Honey.

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Speaker 2: I think they're all just those pills at the gas station.

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00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: Gas station, My goodness. Thumbs ups Ammine Beak once a

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00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: thumb up the Banana Boys. She went solo to Bananas

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00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,959
Speaker 1: Fest last year. It was the first time she had

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00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: an amazing the time of her life and made Banana's

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00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: friends along the way. Thanks for having such an amazing

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Speaker 1: community and event. Banana Boys, thumbs up to you.

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00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Man Amine or Amane or Tory wants to thumbs up

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00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: all her fellow furloughed banannimals who work for the federal government.

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Speaker 1: We're folks dedicated to silver service. We're out here trying

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Speaker 1: our best. We're being subjected to a lot of craziness

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00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: right now, but thumbs up to all of us Feds.

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00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: We're keeping our chimp chins up and powering through. Thumbs

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00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: up to you, Tory and all the federal furloughed bananimals,

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00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: and to the rest of the world. We don't understand either.

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Speaker 1: Yes we are, Rebecca, Yeah, we are so sorry. Rebecca

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Speaker 1: wants to send a thumbs up to her dentist, whose

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Speaker 1: name is I kid you not, She says, doctor Smile.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Doctor Smile.

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00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: So Rebecca had to get too cavities filled, and doctor

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Speaker 1: Smile asked what she wanted to listen to, and she

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00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: said the Bananas Podcast. He genuinely laughed about the man

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Speaker 1: who wasn't allowed to have an emotional support alligator. He

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Speaker 1: thanked me for picking such an enjoyable podcast. Thumb to you,

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Speaker 1: Rebecca for taking care of your dental your teeth, you

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Speaker 1: got to take care.

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Speaker 3: Of your smile is dope for putting on a podcast

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Speaker 3: in his office for you while he gets in there.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up to you, doctor Smile.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And last, and certain not least, and Og, one of

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Speaker 1: her favorite ban animals, Holly Down wants to thumb herself

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Speaker 1: up for finally getting her stitches out. Over the past

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Speaker 1: year and change, she had three major invasive knee surgeries

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Speaker 1: as she had to put her entertainment career on hold

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Speaker 1: due to the pain, so Holly focused on creating social

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Speaker 1: groups for tiki ladies. She visited as many tiki bars

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Speaker 1: as possible and even started teaching how to do hair

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Speaker 1: and makeup. And Kurt Holly is now out of pain.

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Speaker 1: She's back out there and she won the last ever

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Speaker 1: title of Miss Tiki Oasis.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is so dope, right on.

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Speaker 1: Thumb's up to you, Holly Down, mahallow for sending that

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Speaker 1: in here we go wow thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, Boner Bear Honey has been recalled.

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Speaker 1: Don't buy boner Bear Honey.

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Speaker 2: But this one is better.

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Speaker 3: Definitely an element of disbelief. Always students discover second new

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Speaker 3: planet in a year. Oh, there is one thing I

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Speaker 3: wanted to mention Scottie. You know I am offering a

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Speaker 3: new thing in the world right now that.

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Speaker 2: I'm offering corporate coaching sessions.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, for to essentially use the tools of improv

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Speaker 3: to help facilitate better communication amongst teams. And it's kind

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Speaker 3: of a fun kind of one one day workshop that

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Speaker 3: I can do.

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Speaker 2: And I've got a website and.

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Speaker 3: If your if you think your company might be interested

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Speaker 3: in having me come in, I can do a keynote speech,

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Speaker 3: I can do some stand up comedy. I can teach

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Speaker 3: a workshop to your people. If you're in interested in

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Speaker 3: any of that, DM me at Kirk brown ol Or

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Speaker 3: on Instagram and I can send you the website and

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Speaker 3: we can go from there.

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Speaker 1: But that's part of the reason I know Kirk because

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Speaker 1: he did it when I was an employee at red

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Speaker 1: Bull Energy Drink, and Kirk came in and taught us

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Speaker 1: a bunch of improv really just conversation openers, how to

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Speaker 1: be casual around people. Yes, ending and look at us now,

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Speaker 1: all these years later. I was so impressed, look at

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Speaker 1: us by his knowledge. And I was really good at

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Speaker 1: selling red Bull, which I really do have regrets. You

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Speaker 1: do I do have. Yeah, I don't think it's good

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Speaker 1: for you. I have some big theories that I will

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Speaker 1: talk about on the air. But I also didn't drink

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Speaker 1: it that much, and I'm so low energy, and my

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Speaker 1: sales pitch was always so low energy that I'd walk

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Speaker 1: into convenience stores or grocery stores or liquor stores, and like,

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Speaker 1: halfway through just chatting them up, I'd introduce red bull

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Speaker 1: and they'd be like, do you drink this? And I'd

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Speaker 1: be like, I don't need to. I have plenty of

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Speaker 1: natural energy, and they would start laughing because I was

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Speaker 1: so droll. Oh well, it happens.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 3: This was in the Irish Times, which I follow on Instagram,

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Speaker 3: and I enjoy them.

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Speaker 4: We love the Irish carolina' daherdy oh best kod Bo

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Speaker 4: the God.

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Speaker 3: A Galway based student has led researchers to discovery of

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Speaker 3: a new planet after originally thinking she had spotted a

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Speaker 3: large clump of dust. Chloe Loyler, a PhD student at

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Speaker 3: the Center for Astronomy, University of Galway's Ryan Institute, made

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Speaker 3: the discovery just seven months after her team found another planet,

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Speaker 3: another new planet the same region of space, four hundred

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Speaker 3: and thirty light years from Earth at about five.

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Speaker 2: Million years old. The newly discovered planet, which they named

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Speaker 2: wiz Pit t s of course I don't know, of course, is.

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Speaker 3: Considered young and still falling, but it is believed to

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Speaker 3: be already ten times the size of Jupiter, the largest

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Speaker 3: planet in the Solar System.

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Speaker 1: That's a big one.

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Speaker 3: Say that is very very big. Its discovery follows that

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Speaker 3: of wiz Pit two B last.

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Speaker 1: August rolls right off the tongue.

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Speaker 2: It really does.

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Speaker 3: Both young planets are orbiting a young star named Wispit two.

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Speaker 2: They're running out of names.

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Speaker 1: Folks, they really are.

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Speaker 3: Lawler said that after finding Wispit to B, the team

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Speaker 3: suspected there might be another celestial object in the area,

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Speaker 3: but she was still shocked to find a second planet.

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Speaker 3: At first, we weren't sure if it was a planet

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Speaker 3: or a very large dust clump, she said. Carbon monoxide

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Speaker 3: is one of the key signatures we're looking for in

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Speaker 3: a young giant planet. When we saw it clearly in

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Speaker 3: the data, that was when we knew we had something significant.

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Speaker 3: There was definitely an element of disbelief. I didn't expect

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Speaker 3: to be the one to find a second planet in

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Speaker 3: the system. The find was made with the help of

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Speaker 3: fellow researchers from the Netherlands and Germany and the use

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Speaker 3: of the European Southern Observatory Facility in Chile's at the

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Speaker 3: Comma Desert, where the appropriately named Very Large Telescope is located. Now,

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Speaker 3: that's a good name. Yeah, the very large telescope, Yes, thank.

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Speaker 1: You name it that it's it is what it is. Uh.

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Speaker 3: Although yourself to see is twice as big as the

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Speaker 3: previous detected WISP. It to b it orbits four times

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Speaker 3: closer to its host star, which makes it extremely difficult

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Speaker 3: to detect with ground based telescopes. However, the EESO facilities

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Speaker 3: allow several telescopes to be linked to act as one

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Speaker 3: giant instrument, and then that enabled the team to observe

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Speaker 3: regions very close to the star. We very quickly made

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Speaker 3: follow up observation using the very Large Telescope interferometer, an

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Speaker 3: incredible setup.

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Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: This allowed us to kick what we call a spectrum,

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Speaker 3: which is essentially a chemical fingerprint revealing the elements of

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Speaker 3: molecules in an object's atmosphere.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean the fact that there's a lot of people,

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Speaker 3: I would say the majority of people have never discovered

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Speaker 3: new planet, and this woman has discovered too in a

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Speaker 3: row in one year. This is I'm gonna tell I'm

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Speaker 3: a predictor right now, and I'm so sorry, but it's

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Speaker 3: all downhill from here. You're not That's it, you got it,

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Speaker 3: all all the luck you had, it's done. You're unless

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Speaker 3: this is a person who just is discovering hundreds of planets.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a weird I don't know whether even the

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Speaker 1: right word is. There's the thing about space where they

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Speaker 1: keep discovering all these things, but at the same time

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Speaker 1: they're like, too far, we'll never get there, like no

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Speaker 1: matter what, and so it's a really weird thing to

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Speaker 1: be like, it's incredible, it's mind blowing. It's so far away,

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Speaker 1: we'll just never get to know anything more about it. It's, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's hard to stay interested.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because because also there's.

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Speaker 3: Billions, hundreds and hundreds of or billion, quantillions.

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Speaker 1: Of Yeah, who knows, there's.

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Speaker 3: So many planets. It's like the most common thing is

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Speaker 3: a planet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was was watching classic and Instagram video pal was it?

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Speaker 2: Was it a woodworking Instagram video?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 2: That's where I'm at, that's right, is.

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Speaker 3: And they were talking about how in the universe, the

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Speaker 3: actual one of the most rarest elements, one of the

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Speaker 3: most rarest things in the world, in the entire universe,

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Speaker 3: the known universe.

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Speaker 2: It's not gold, it's not diamonds. There's entire asteroids made

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Speaker 2: of gold. There's entire asteroid belts made of diamonds.

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Speaker 3: Right, it's wood because it is it's created through through

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Speaker 3: biological processes, and there's not doesn't seem to be to

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Speaker 3: us many planets with biological processes, So.

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Speaker 2: Would in the in the whole universe.

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Speaker 3: Would is kind of one of the most precious objects

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Speaker 3: in the in the known universe, isn't that?

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Speaker 1: I agree? Isn't that cool that it is? That is

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Speaker 1: very interesting?

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: I am so much. Yeah, the one time I went

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Speaker 1: to see the Redwoods, like really went to the Tall

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Speaker 1: Tree Grove or whatever and saw the two tallest trees

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Speaker 1: in the world. It was a little bit off season.

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Speaker 1: You have to go to the rangers. It's like Lady

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Speaker 1: Bird Johnson Forest or whatever, and you have to go

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Speaker 1: get a pass and a code for the gate because

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Speaker 1: you actually have to lock the gate, unlock it, and

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Speaker 1: lock it behind you. So it's a combination lock, which

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. So I went to the gate first

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Speaker 1: and then drove thirty five minutes back to the visitors center,

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Speaker 1: and just walking down in those trees, I passed one

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Speaker 1: dad and one kid and then it was just me

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Speaker 1: and these trees. It is prehistoric, it really is.

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Speaker 3: It feels ancient, and it feels like, oh, this planet

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Speaker 3: is not of humans. You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you are an international bananimal and we have many, many, many,

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Speaker 1: and you're coming to the United States and you know

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Speaker 1: you're going to go to the hotspots, you're going to

839
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Speaker 1: hit your New York's, your Vegas is a lot of lot.

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00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: Go to Miami for whatever reason. Go where are you

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Speaker 1: going to go? But if you want to do a

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00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: natural thing that it's not the Grand Canyon, that's not

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00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: the Rocky Mountains or the Tee Tons. If you want

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Speaker 1: to drive up to the Redwoods in California and spend

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Speaker 1: a couple days exploring them, they are mind boggling.

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Speaker 2: And really the most magical.

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Speaker 1: They're bigger than your thinking. Like the big ones are

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Speaker 1: so big. You can start walking around one and it

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Speaker 1: probably takes fifteen seconds to walk around the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: It is so large. And you can touch them because

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00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: you can't do shit to them. They're pretty much fireproof,

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00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: which is fascinating. And I did touch it because you

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Speaker 1: just go, I cannot believe. And they're like this one's

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00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: three thousand years old or whatever, and you're like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I did feel bad for the formerly taught one that

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Speaker 1: got struck by lightning is now the second toass tree.

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00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: Oh whoa, what a life you had that crown for

858
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: so long. And then suddenly Zooz herself throws a lightning

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Speaker 1: bolt down there and says, nope, sorry, short stat Scottie.

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Speaker 2: Yes, have you read the Overstory?

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Speaker 3: Nope, Scotty, it's the best book I've ever read. What Scotty,

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00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 3: I want you to I'm gonna get you this book.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring you this book.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna read it.

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Speaker 3: Overstory, beautiful book I've ever read in my entire life.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing. Shout out to everyone. Right now there's people

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Speaker 3: listening going yes, yes, because the people who have.

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Speaker 2: Read this book, they're like, it is the best book.

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Speaker 1: I've ever read. Hell Ya, that is awesome.

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Speaker 3: But here's if you're a foreign ban animal and you're

871
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Speaker 3: coming to the United States. Here's a bucket list thing

872
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 3: that I wish I could do. I hope I can

873
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Speaker 3: do it sometime in my life before I die. James Terrell,

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00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 3: my favorite artist, has created in the desert in New Mexico.

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Speaker 3: Whoa a underground installation that is gigantic. I think it's

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Speaker 3: my miles and miles long.

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Speaker 1: I'll go.

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00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 3: So James Terrell is a light artist, but he uses

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Speaker 3: mostly available light, and so a lot of his pieces

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Speaker 3: are cool, like, uh, there'll be a hole in the

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Speaker 3: ceiling in a specific way, and the way that he

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Speaker 3: creates it and cuts it and lights it from the inside.

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Speaker 3: You sit and you look up at the light coming

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Speaker 3: in just from the sky. Thriller becomes this like paint

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Speaker 3: this electric, amazing painting that you're looking at.

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Speaker 1: What a concept it's.

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Speaker 3: It's the craziest kind of stuff I've ever there. There's

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00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 3: other things where he has these rooms where you walk

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00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 3: into them and he'll cut the walls out in a

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00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 3: specific way and install lights that you can't see so

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00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 3: that it looks like when you're looking at just a

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00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 3: cutout of the wall, you're looking at this beautiful painting

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Speaker 3: from afar, and then as you come up.

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Speaker 2: To it you realize, oh, you're looking at a hole.

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Speaker 3: You're just looking at a hole in a wall that's

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00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 3: looking out on another white wall, and it's being lit

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Speaker 3: in some way that you can't understand it is.

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Speaker 1: That is crazy, absolutely gorgeous.

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Speaker 3: So he created this place in New Mexico. I think

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Speaker 3: it's New Mexico. Might be Arizona, but I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 3: it's New Mexico and it's been in the desert. I

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Speaker 3: remember learning about it. I was at the Mattress Factory

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Speaker 3: in Pittsburgh because that's the first place I was introduced

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Speaker 3: to his work. Yes, and he had a model of

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Speaker 3: what he was building, and that was a nineteen ninety

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Speaker 3: six that I saw it, and it was a twenty

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Speaker 3: or thirty year project.

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Speaker 2: Well it is now.

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00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 3: Parts of it are now open and you can go

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00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 3: and they involved wow. Walk in downstairs. It's like cut

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00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 3: into the into the desert floor and you go down

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Speaker 3: underground and then you like sit in places and there's

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Speaker 3: like these gigantic domes concrete domes that he's made with

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Speaker 3: slits to watch, and then the sun and the moon

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Speaker 3: and the stars are what lights the inside of it,

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Speaker 3: and like projects all this shit inside and it's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: it's just like fifteen of those in this huge complex.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really really cool.

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Speaker 1: I will check that out. That seems road trip worthy

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Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 2: It's I would love it. Got He sends us home

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00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: with just a headline.

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00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: Well that I certainly can do. Nobel committee unable to

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Speaker 1: reach prize winner who is quote living his best life

926
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Speaker 1: hiking off the grid. Yes, good man, we will definitely

927
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Speaker 1: do this one because this is a very curdy b story.

928
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Speaker 1: But the gist is the guy that won the Nobel

929
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Speaker 1: Prize for medicine is like an American, was like say

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00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: ya and completely unplugged, no digital footprint, no digital life

931
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Speaker 1: at all. And they can't find him to tell him

932
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Speaker 1: he won and award him his price.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing, credible, that is so amazing.

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Speaker 1: It is amazing. And you know what use that those

935
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: people that have that true brain power. You need a

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00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: little blue sky time. You just need to let your

937
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: mind wander. New ideas will creep in. Put down your screens,

938
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 1: get out. Did listen to bananas?

939
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Speaker 2: I love that.

940
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 3: There's a thing called forest bathing. Now have we had

941
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 3: to have a new word for taking a walk?

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00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: You know when you were talking about I like weird

943
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: art pieces. You love art. We love weird art pieces

944
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: and a lot of our favorite artists of those, But

945
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 1: did you ever hear about rope Piece, those two artists

946
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: that tied themselves together for a year eight feet of

947
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: rope for one year, and it was I don't know

948
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Speaker 1: if it was New York City, it was an American artists.

949
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 1: They tied themselves together, man and woman, man and woman,

950
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: and they absolutely hated each other. At the end, of

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00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: course they did. Yeah, like there was the experiment was

952
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: like she hates his guts. He was kind of a bully.

953
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, like everything, showering, going to the bathroom, relationships, sleeping, everything,

954
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: they were eight feet apart, rope tied around them. It

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Speaker 1: was called rope Piece. I don't remember when it was,

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00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: let's say nineteen seventy five, but it was like I

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Speaker 1: want yeah, And by the end they could not stand

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Speaker 1: each other. And I think it's like I could have

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Speaker 1: told you that within two weeks, yeah, two weeks of

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00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: wearing an eight foot rope, I'd be like, we're dumb. Sorry,

961
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Speaker 1: it's over. We're very done. I don't even like rope anymore.

962
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't like you anymore. I don't like rope anymore.

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00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: I don't even like using the same plate two days

964
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: in a row. COVID goes real weird. I was just

965
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: washing the same plates and bowls and going, I hate

966
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: these things. I got over it bananimals.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening.

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00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: You're the greatest. We're glad to have you. We love you.

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00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: Be nice. Do something Bananas this week. Do something silly

970
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: to surprise as yourself. Nobody even has to know. Just

971
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: don't eat your passport and if you do, poop it

972
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: out in a bar and say two tickets to Paradise, please, Bananas.

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00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: Spa asked like it was like he's asking for help

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Speaker 1: with that one. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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Speaker 3: part time employee.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

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Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel free

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