WEBVTT - This League -- Intro

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even joking around. This is like real life.

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<v Speaker 1>This is factual. This happened just like three days ago. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this entire scene was not made up. Kyrie literally negotiating

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<v Speaker 1>how many post up moves he's gonna get and Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>Durant trying to talk him down off that ledge from

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<v Speaker 1>ten to like two and a half. But the half

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<v Speaker 1>is really just me throwing you the ball and you

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<v Speaker 1>throwing me the ball right back. I mean, what's next?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Just like Kyrie and Shivasna addressing the James

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<v Speaker 1>Harden rumors, Like while sitting as the sound bath is

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<v Speaker 1>emanating in the background on some Irocan pillows or Turkish pillows.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't really figure out what kind of pillows they were,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was a lot of them. And the reason

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<v Speaker 1>that he's not speaking to the media or who he

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<v Speaker 1>is now calling ponds he's not a big chess fan,

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<v Speaker 1>I see, because the pond is the most important fucking

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<v Speaker 1>piece in the whole chessboard. But we'll get to that

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<v Speaker 1>another day. Is because he may come as two months

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<v Speaker 1>ago about Lebron, but like not about Lebron, because he

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<v Speaker 1>said that Kevin Durant was the first player he's ever

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<v Speaker 1>played with in his entire career that could hit a

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<v Speaker 1>clutch jump shot in the final seconds. And that was

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<v Speaker 1>said random in the middle of the fucking finals when

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<v Speaker 1>Lebron James was about to go get his next chip,

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<v Speaker 1>like crazy. I mean here, I'm in here in a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast studio about my fucking self, so you know who

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be, right, Like, tk's no role player, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not hitting quarter threes. I don't care how many fucking

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<v Speaker 1>rings I get. I want to be transcendent pop culturally

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<v Speaker 1>for the rest of my life.