Speaker 1: I'm not even joking around. This is like real life.
Speaker 1: This is factual. This happened just like three days ago. Oh,
Speaker 1: this entire scene was not made up. Kyrie literally negotiating
Speaker 1: how many post up moves he's gonna get and Kevin
Speaker 1: Durant trying to talk him down off that ledge from
Speaker 1: ten to like two and a half. But the half
Speaker 1: is really just me throwing you the ball and you
Speaker 1: throwing me the ball right back. I mean, what's next?
Speaker 1: Is it? Just like Kyrie and Shivasna addressing the James
Speaker 1: Harden rumors, Like while sitting as the sound bath is
Speaker 1: emanating in the background on some Irocan pillows or Turkish pillows.
Speaker 1: I couldn't really figure out what kind of pillows they were,
Speaker 1: but there was a lot of them. And the reason
Speaker 1: that he's not speaking to the media or who he
Speaker 1: is now calling ponds he's not a big chess fan,
Speaker 1: I see, because the pond is the most important fucking
Speaker 1: piece in the whole chessboard. But we'll get to that
Speaker 1: another day. Is because he may come as two months
Speaker 1: ago about Lebron, but like not about Lebron, because he
Speaker 1: said that Kevin Durant was the first player he's ever
Speaker 1: played with in his entire career that could hit a
Speaker 1: clutch jump shot in the final seconds. And that was
Speaker 1: said random in the middle of the fucking finals when
Speaker 1: Lebron James was about to go get his next chip,
Speaker 1: like crazy. I mean here, I'm in here in a
Speaker 1: podcast studio about my fucking self, so you know who
Speaker 1: it's gonna be, right, Like, tk's no role player, I'm
Speaker 1: not hitting quarter threes. I don't care how many fucking
Speaker 1: rings I get. I want to be transcendent pop culturally
Speaker 1: for the rest of my life.