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Speaker 1: The entire point of going to a haunted house during

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Speaker 1: Halloween season is to get the adrenaline going.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you get the heart.

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Speaker 1: Pumping by putting a little bit of fear in you fake.

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Speaker 2: It's still so scary.

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Speaker 1: But there's one guy out there who's physically incapable of

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Speaker 1: feeling fears. He's a former Black Ops soldier with the

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Speaker 1: British Special Forces named Clover.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't even know how this person and Jose

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Speaker 3: are the same people.

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Speaker 1: You think opposite of me is Clover? Yeah, Clover was

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Speaker 1: so unimpressed with the haunted house he visited over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: He needs to call him up and tell them exactly

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Speaker 1: how not scary.

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Speaker 2: The whole experience was.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tap featuring Clover right now.

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Speaker 2: It's another to im.

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Speaker 3: It's the Speaky days Han House. This is Cameron. How

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Speaker 3: can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Who do I need to speak to about getting a

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Speaker 2: full refund?

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Speaker 3: Oh refund, I'd be happy to help. I'm sorry to

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Speaker 3: hear that you're a unique one.

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Speaker 2: What happened exactly well, I went through what you call

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Speaker 2: a haunted house, and hopefully you can hear the air

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Speaker 2: quotes in me voice.

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Speaker 3: Sock before we handle this refund. Could I get your

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Speaker 3: name so I can look you up. My name's Clover, Clover,

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Speaker 3: just like a four leaf clover.

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Speaker 2: See, yeah, just like that, because I'm lucky to be alive.

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Speaker 2: Your last name, sir, that's classified information. You can just

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Speaker 2: call me Clover.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess we can come back to that then.

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Speaker 3: So could you tell me what the problem was?

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Speaker 2: No, it wasn't a problem. That's the problem.

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Speaker 3: I'm not really following you. Could you elaborate, of course?

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the blood splatter on the walls. Okay,

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Speaker 2: look like the drawing my little nephew made on my

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Speaker 2: sister's fridge. What am I supposed to react? Oh? Know

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Speaker 2: that sunflower is gonna hug me. That's scary at all.

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Speaker 3: So are you saying you're you're upset about the decorations

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Speaker 3: on the wall?

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Speaker 2: What else? Just the tip of the bayone? You think

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Speaker 2: anyone would believe that someone really got murdered here?

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Speaker 3: I hope not.

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Speaker 2: I've seen real blood, sun I know what it smells like.

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Speaker 2: What well, I know what it tastes like.

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Speaker 3: Rose.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the embarrassment you call an autopsy room, sir.

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Speaker 3: You understand it's not an actual autopsy room, right, what

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Speaker 3: I do now?

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Speaker 2: You didn't even try to trick us. I mean the

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Speaker 2: glass bottles with all the brains and the organs in them.

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Speaker 2: What a color was way off? Look like apple juice

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 3: Well, sounds like you have a good eye, sir, because

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it is apple juice.

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Speaker 2: I know I tasted it.

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Speaker 3: Wait what you tasted it?

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Speaker 2: I was parched with boredom, and that's why it's your fault.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure how I can help you today, sir. Is there?

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Speaker 2: I'm here trying to help you, mate, right about this

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Speaker 2: embarrassing thing that you call a production or haunted house.

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Speaker 3: I'm really sorry to hear that you didn't enjoy yourself, sir,

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Speaker 3: but there are a lot of reviews online that say

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Speaker 3: it's the scariest haunted house in the city.

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Speaker 2: Huh. And you almost made me enough?

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Speaker 3: Almost, Okay, I've.

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Speaker 2: Been more scared walking through a meadow of flowers, sip

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Speaker 2: and tea playing with a twenty puppy, mate, that's.

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Speaker 3: An oddly specific example.

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Speaker 2: It's a destruction, mate, You're playing with a puppy, right,

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Speaker 2: you let you go down? Next thing? You know, red

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Speaker 2: dots on your forehead snopa seven o'clock. Third thing, you

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Speaker 2: can block the shot with this cute little puppy.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: What God won't save you?

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Speaker 3: Son?

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Speaker 2: You save yourself.

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Speaker 3: This is weird, okay, And I'm not really sure how

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Speaker 3: I can help you other than I suppose I could

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Speaker 3: go ahead and process a refund. But in order to

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Speaker 3: do that, sir, I would need you to bring your

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Speaker 3: receipt to our location.

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Speaker 2: What do you may bring back? I'm still here?

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Speaker 3: Wait, you're in the Haunted House.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you where I am, but

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Speaker 2: I spent the night in the deserted orphanage area.

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Speaker 3: Sir. We don't have a deserted orphanage in the Haunted House.

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Speaker 2: You do know?

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Speaker 3: Sure? I am so confused right now.

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Speaker 2: I am totally kidding. Man.

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Speaker 4: This is Jliseay for brooking Jeffrey in the morning. We're

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Speaker 4: doing a phone tap on.

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Speaker 3: You, now that makes sense?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, man.

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Speaker 4: What of our listeners emailed us about your Haunted House,

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Speaker 4: actually saying it was one of the best they've ever

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Speaker 4: been to, so we wanted to prank you in say congrats,

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Speaker 4: you guys are doing a great job.

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Speaker 3: Well thanks man, but geez, I've got goosebumps you scared

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Speaker 3: the crop out of me.

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Speaker 2: You still forgot there's one more ophan in the Haunted House,

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Speaker 2: and it's me.

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Speaker 3: Yikes, you know we might have to leave one orphan behind.

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Speaker 2: I don't blame you.

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Speaker 3: Bro make up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings

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Speaker 3: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning