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Speaker 1: Let's get a tap on. I do love a little

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Speaker 1: shuffle off to Buffalo time stuff. I can give you

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Speaker 1: a time. I didn't think I could make it more

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Speaker 1: lame than what I said, but we got an email

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Speaker 1: from a lady who says her friend is sick and

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Speaker 1: tired of her apartment complex because she lives in an

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Speaker 1: area that's being built up right now, so there's all

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Speaker 1: these nice, brand new ones popping up all around her,

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Speaker 1: and she plans to leave after her current lease is up.

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Speaker 1: But we have an idea on how to change her mind.

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Speaker 1: I bet you do to get her to stay, because

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Speaker 1: Jose is going to be calling her with some shocking

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Speaker 1: and unexpected good news. You'll find out what it is

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. It's another tap on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hello, this is Ned calling from Releasing office.

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Speaker 1: Is this Julie yes, yes it is. Oh hey, Julie,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing today? So far, so good? Oh great,

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Speaker 1: that's awesome to hear. I know for the past few

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Speaker 1: years there's been some new buildings in our area popping

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Speaker 1: up with some pretty cool amenities. Have you been hearing

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Speaker 1: about those? I've heard some friends like do some moving recently?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I've heard some rumors. Well, the reason why

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you today is because our owners are investing

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Speaker 1: into upgrading our complex as well. I just got the news.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so cool. Are you serious? They're actually

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Speaker 1: going to put money into this place. Yeah. First, we

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Speaker 1: are putting in a brand new home theater that's available

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Speaker 1: to everyone that lives here. Are you serious? Yes, management,

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Speaker 1: they just purchased a new eighteen inch color TV with

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Speaker 1: did you just say eighteen inch? I couldn't believe it either,

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Speaker 1: eight teen inch color TV with sir inside built in

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Speaker 1: a DVD player because you know how big eighteen inches

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Speaker 1: is do I that was a little humor, but think

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Speaker 1: about it. You will have to go to the movie

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Speaker 1: theaters anymore. You're just gonna sit back in the new lounge,

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Speaker 1: live in the luxurious lone. Sorry, but that's a really

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Speaker 1: small TV, Like my TV in my house is like

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Speaker 1: fifty some inches and we don't even have a lounge.

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Speaker 1: You're right, we don't have space for an actual lounge area.

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Speaker 1: But the maintenance guy, Todd, he picked up a free

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Speaker 1: couch off of Craigslist and he just put it in

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Speaker 1: the area next to the mailboxes on the front lobby,

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Speaker 1: by the mail room. Yeah, no, that's disgusting. Why would

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Speaker 1: you say disgusting? Have you ever seen a used couch

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Speaker 1: like on the side of the road or a sidewalk

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Speaker 1: like they're grow You just got a free couch you

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Speaker 1: didn't have before and a whole new entertainment lounge. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't even sound like you're putting any money into the place,

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Speaker 1: like it's been for I don't even know how long,

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Speaker 1: and you're just cheeping out like you always do, keeping

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Speaker 1: out curiously. Come on, what an apartment complex cheap out

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Speaker 1: by installing a brand new swimming pool. No, I just

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Speaker 1: I don't believe you like this is now. I just

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Speaker 1: feel like you're just lying today. Well, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: one of those fancy above ground pools, but it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be right by the recycling in the back. No, really private,

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Speaker 1: very stop stop. I mean, first of all, that's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Why would I want to swim next to where everybody's

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Speaker 1: like garbage and craft recycling. It's different. The garbage is

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Speaker 1: about ten feet the other way. You're not going to

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Speaker 1: make me think this is good. Like you guys literally

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Speaker 1: had done nothing for me. And I can't even tell

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Speaker 1: you how long do you like yoga? What does that

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Speaker 1: have to do with anything? I haven't told you about

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Speaker 1: the yoga classes I'm going to be holding in the

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Speaker 1: parking garage. You are going to be the talk of

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Speaker 1: the town. Swimming pools, yoga, you know, crap. You are

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Speaker 1: so full of crap, Like I want you to stop

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Speaker 1: lying to me. Okay, nothing is good, like everything keeps

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Speaker 1: on falling apart in my apartment. You guys never take

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Speaker 1: care of anything raising my rents. Come on, so first,

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Speaker 1: you speaking of rent, I did forget to tell you

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Speaker 1: that my rent will be going up about three hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty bucks starting tomorrow. But we can give you

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Speaker 1: a day. Well, how are we gonna pay for all

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Speaker 1: these new amenities? Who's gonna pay for the swimming pool?

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Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not even a real pool. I

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Speaker 1: am not paying for it you are. You're supposed to

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Speaker 1: be the one that's wants to make my place better,

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Speaker 1: and you freaking suck. You know what you need right

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Speaker 1: now a yoga class and that's also what I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to yoga mat and shove it up your butt. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's that's going to hurt the chakras. Okay, Oh you

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Speaker 1: think you're funny, Well no, this is not cute anymore.

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Speaker 1: I am a comedian, so I actually work on a

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Speaker 1: radio show. That's my real job. What are you talking

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Speaker 1: about now? I don't even work in the leasing office.

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Speaker 1: This is actually jose from the radio show Brick and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a fun tap on

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Speaker 1: you right now. What the heck is going on? Let

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Speaker 1: me let me give you some clarification. Your friend Linda

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Speaker 1: set you up. She said you've been complaining about your

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Speaker 1: apartment complex so much so she knew we control you

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Speaker 1: super easy. Wait no, not at all. Oh but all

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Speaker 1: kidding aside, If you were thinking back to that eighteen

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Speaker 1: inch TV with the DVD combo, if you don't like that,

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Speaker 1: I do have a VHS player too. Okay, that is enough.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure like everyone in my office thinks I'm

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Speaker 1: nuts right now, so is mine. Don't worry, We're similar

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Speaker 1: in that way. Wake up every morning with funk taps,

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 1: Morning