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Speaker 1: she just got back from foreign country. Sometimes the water,

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Speaker 1: what we are made of. Okay, when you go somewhere else,

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Speaker 1: a gone to your back revenge? You have diarrhea? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: why because you were going to the bathroom. I thought

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Speaker 1: away thought you had diarrhea because you weren't here. I said,

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Speaker 1: have to say, Froggy, your diarrhea senses spot on, because

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Speaker 1: I have a touch of the rhea. This morning. Why,

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Speaker 1: rea every time you always you have more rea problems.

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Speaker 1: How do you know about his movement? Because everything, there

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Speaker 1: has been more times that we're at a Yankee game,

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Speaker 1: he's got the rhea. We're at a Red Bull game,

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Speaker 1: He's always got it. Right now, the Yankees have diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: he was constantating Nate when he was getting hemorrhoids and

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Speaker 1: and forth constantly, constant ate, Yeah, use mirror lex, I

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Speaker 1: a big stinky pooh. And that was four days without

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Speaker 1: In order to go home, I had to pee, and

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Speaker 1: so I go that. This nurse goes into the bathroom

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Speaker 1: finally I turned the water on really really low and

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Speaker 1: the toilet and I'm like, I'm going. You hear it,

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Speaker 1: go home. And you have performance anxiety. I don't know

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Speaker 1: So we wound up poland Brooklyn Boys, and my son

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Speaker 1: you Brooklyn By podcast. Thank You Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Diarrhea. Well,

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Speaker 1: I hate to tell you this, Danielle, but salmonella may

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Speaker 1: don't tell my girlfriend Sala also flexing at the beach

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Speaker 1: Thank gosh. Okay, everybody rate your vacation on a scale

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Speaker 1: of one to do. Let's start. I didn't go anywhere,

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Speaker 1: so I would say a zero. No. I mean, well, well,

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Speaker 1: hold on. Danielle also had such a great time. She

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Speaker 1: great vacation, Danielle. You lose your shelf right fully immersed.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a ten. Danielle I think you get

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Speaker 1: because hers was an eleven. Yeah, seriously, I mean what

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Speaker 1: a solid ten. It was amazing. I had so much fun.

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Speaker 1: Gandhi wins just vacation ever, Okay, you're dripping COVID everywhere,

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Speaker 1: average seven. It seems it's so funny anytime Scary says, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Suh Garrett. I'll go I'll go eight and

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Speaker 1: a half almost nine with you know, getting great news

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Speaker 1: with my family that my my mom's getting a kidney

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a case of Your vacation was a one.

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Speaker 1: That's terrible, always the naysayer. Okay, what was your vacation?

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Speaker 1: Well I wasn't on vacation with you, so it was

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Speaker 1: a ten. So I no, here we go. You should

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Speaker 1: So here's what I'll say. I would have said my

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Speaker 1: so I'll say a six. Yeah, God, you're so petrified.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we should put you in an iron lung. Brodie, good, God,

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Speaker 1: really everybody he has been making dripping with COVID jokes.

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Speaker 1: Everyone here thinks you're gonna die soon. But I'm the

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Speaker 1: We're all fine. Here's the things gotta be okay, guys,

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Speaker 1: six percent survival rate, We're all right. We don't stop that.

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Speaker 1: Don't be that guy. I think you do bring up

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Speaker 1: a good point. Scary, because the more I go out

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Speaker 1: say this social distancing. We went the other day. We

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Speaker 1: were riding around our neighborhood and we came across some

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Speaker 1: sports fields and I didn't even know existed, and they

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Speaker 1: were all these kids, and they were they were playing football,

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Speaker 1: and they were practicing soccer, and they were all doing

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Speaker 1: it's not our kid playing here, but I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to stop and witness normalcy for a minute. I was like,

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Speaker 1: we used to do them, and it was really nice

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Speaker 1: way they used to happen. It was great. It was

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Speaker 1: In fact, I'm looking for a boat to go on next.

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Speaker 1: If somebody wants to take me on their boat, I

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Speaker 1: would love to be a part of that action. Please

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Speaker 1: don't go to my dad this weekend, Alley. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: couple of sank. You should have been on those boats.

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Speaker 1: Where was it. I don't want to be on a

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Speaker 1: the boat and push them off the side. Listening on

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Speaker 1: the open ocean, Lisa is trying to talk me into

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Speaker 1: I am against both right now. However, if I did

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Speaker 1: come on the boat. I'm off of pools and now

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for a boat anyone. I'm done with pools.

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Speaker 1: I claimed pools here yesterday. I am ready for a boy.

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Speaker 1: I just want to be a guest on a boat.

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Speaker 1: I see so many people on my Instagram, at Snapchat

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Speaker 1: where are they? But they were all guests on other

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Speaker 1: people's boats. So someone knows, somebody know what they say.

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Speaker 1: Best boat is a friend's boat, not your own boat.

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Speaker 1: That's right. I need I need a boat and I'm

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Speaker 1: on a boat, bitch. Is that what you want to

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Speaker 1: boast with your flippy floppies? Yeah? I think honestly, the

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Speaker 1: an ocean or by yourself. He wants to be on

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Speaker 1: the boat. Here, you have to stay in the back

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Speaker 1: and then you can hang out in the back all

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Speaker 1: you want, I'll social distance with you. I'm okay with

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Speaker 1: being like the back of the boat as long as

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Speaker 1: I'm part of the boat to The truth is, I

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Speaker 1: did see some idiot on a boat over the weekend

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Speaker 1: and he had a mask on on the oat, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a second, your outdoors on a boat

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the of the intercoastal or the ocean.

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Speaker 1: You don't need a mask on the boat with other

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Speaker 1: people or by himself. Yeah, but still you're outside. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. When we were on the boardwalk

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Speaker 1: in Wildwood, there was a lot of talk, right, but

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Speaker 1: he was on a boat with like four other people

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Speaker 1: like I know what you're doing, not happening. You wear

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Speaker 1: through Jim Jim maka. Was there ever a point where

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Speaker 1: was there ever? Was there a point where you were

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Speaker 1: dancing nose to nose with the DJ while you were

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Speaker 1: both drunk? Absolutely? Not once were three people ever? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the scary was was dancing with the Speedo DJ again,

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Speaker 1: the shirtless guy. There was no mask Anthony. That was Anthony,

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Speaker 1: And I'm just they don't if they don't make a

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Speaker 1: considered of your neighbor. And it is a lot harder

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Speaker 1: stuff you don't just get to go. And now I'm

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Speaker 1: because I want to make sure that I'm not giving

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Speaker 1: anybody anything just in case. Okay, well, are we at

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Speaker 1: a time? I think that's great vacation before we go,

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Speaker 1: oh mine, Oh god, winter Green Lake. Go check it out.

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Speaker 1: It was an eleven. I heard coyotes and ludes. It

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Speaker 1: was amazing. Um well, it was a great first podcast.

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