WEBVTT - Must Love Dogs 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.640 Hell I Suck at Dating with Belt and Jared Haven. 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:11.160 I heart radio podcast. Hello friends, welcome to help I 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:14.640 Suck at Dating. I'm Jared Haven is always joined by 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:17.479 Dean Anglert on the other side of the country, Tories 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:20.520 not with us today we have Eastern, which is a 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:23.920 nice little surprise, the Eastern. How are you first and foremost? 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:27.760 We haven't heard from you in like four years. I'm great. Um, 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.600 you know, I've been a listener to this show for 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:33.240 the last couple of weeks and it's been really fun. 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.559 You guys do a good a good program. You know, 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.640 it's been fun seeing it from a different perspective. But 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:40.920 it's nice to be back. Do we have to pay 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:44.040 you to say that? Yeah? No, I'm a fan. I 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:46.760 you know I haven't subscribed on my on my apps, 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:49.000 you know, I listen. I'm one of those downloads, one 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.600 of the many thousands of downloads listen Eastern. We get 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.600 it you. You are basically a mainstable of scrubbing in 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:57.240 with Patili on your ad now, so we appreciate you 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:00.320 jumping over and uh putting some of that sprinkle on 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.120 on to help my second dating. Yeah, get us some 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.520 scrubbing in listeners. Bro post on your Instagram, They'll come over. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.399 Do you you know something? Though? Whenever I do post 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.039 one Instagram, do you any d M s? I get 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.440 saying what are Dean and Jared? Really? Like? That's something 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:17.080 I get that all the time. I swear to God, 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.520 I gotta say Eastern for Father's Day? Did some Father's 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:23.679 Day shout outs to his obviously to his father. I 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.880 was shocked by him. He's like he was like a 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:29.880 stern uh military man. And I guess I've never really 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:33.520 pictured what your father would look like, but it wasn't that. Yeah, 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.000 he's um, he's he's a lot larger than me. For 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.160 for everyone listening at home, I'm, you know, six five 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:41.800 two pounds and ripped some jack. No, I'm I'm very 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.200 thin and my dad is very large. He's a he's 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.000 a bodybuilder and he's a police officer and he's a 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.760 very intimidating person. Did you ever want to get into 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:54.840 uh you know, bodybuilding more working out sports? Uh you know, 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:57.280 maybe becoming a police officer like your dad? You know? 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:00.000 I uh, I go through periods where I would live 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.520 waits a lot and then I would stop. But my 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:05.560 my heart's not in it, So you really got to 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.440 be into that thing to to make it work. And UM, 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:10.320 and I was going to be a police officer for 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.520 a very long time. I was studying it in school 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:15.720 and everything, because UM, I had no direction and I 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.639 thought I could just do that. But then I got 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:21.560 bit by the radio bug and I never looked back. 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.320 And I think it's worth you pointed out in your 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.760 Instagram stories that your father was in the service for 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:29.560 thirty years and didn't discharge his firearm one once, which 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:33.120 is pretty cool. Not once. UM, I think he pulled 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:37.079 it a couple of times. We never we never fired it. Um. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:39.800 And yeah, he's very proud of that. Uh. And he 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:42.880 thinks that, UM, I don't know, I wanted let's get 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:46.160 too serious, but you know, law enforcement has a big 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.120 problem and always has with escalation of force and uh 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:54.240 and learning how to deal with tense situations where where 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:58.720 violence might happen. And he always felt that, UM, officers 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:02.480 go too quick to something that is uh, you know, 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:07.359 potentially going to leave someone very injured or possibly dead. Uh. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:10.000 So the last couple of weeks have been very, um, 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:13.520 frustrating for him as a former officer. And UH, it's 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.880 just interesting to get his take on on you know, 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:22.240 the change that we're seeing in the country. Don't imagine, Well, Jared, 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:25.400 how are you doing over there? I'm doing well, Eastern. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.560 Just bounce off that really quickly. That's pretty cool to 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.720 hear about your father's opinion. I mean, I feel bad that, 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.880 you know, he he's a police officer and you know, 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:37.000 has to kind of look introspectively at his fellow officers. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:41.240 But it's pretty uh, pretty stand uppish about your father's opinion. 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:44.280 But doing well, Uh, you know, I don't know. I 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:45.680 feel like I'm starting to lose it over here a 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:47.400 little bit. I'm not gonna lie. I just feel like 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.480 I don't have motivation to do anything. I'm really I 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.120 don't want to work out anymore. As you can see, 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.040 I still have my band and on that's given me 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:57.960 a little motivation. Do you guys find that when you 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:00.440 lack motivation working out, you like put on a shirt 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.840 that makes you feel stronger, or like a bandana or 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.760 like I don't know, I guess it's kind of music 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.360 similar like if I listened to a particular song that 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:10.800 gets me in the mood, but for some reason, uh, 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.640 shirts and like working out a tire gets me in 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.400 the mood too. I don't know, I'm weird like that. 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.280 But other than that, yeah, just pretty bored. Knock on wood, 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.719 staying healthy. Everybody's healthy over here. Not really sure what 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:22.760 we're gonna be doing for the near future. I think 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:24.440 we're gonna head back to l A at some point, 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:28.400 because you know, that's where all our stuff is. But 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.520 that's where we're at, man, that's where Ashley and I 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.640 are at. We're doing well. If the worst thing I 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:38.039 can complain about is losing my sanity a little bit, 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:41.040 then I have nothing to complain about, right If you're 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.080 if you're only complaining about a bandana, that things are 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:46.080 pretty good. It sounds like, uh but Dean, how the 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:49.599 hell are you? You've lost like ten pounds and I 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:51.919 mean that because you have no more hair on the 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:53.440 top of your head. Yeah, all off the top of 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.719 my head, my ball. Well I'm not really bald anymore, 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.960 but I've got very short hair. It looks really good. 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:03.080 You're a very good looking human being in the middle 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:04.640 of that sentence, which makes me think you were being 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:08.360 a little in authentic, but it had expected it too, 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.000 so I'm okay with it. Dean you know that I 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:13.600 think you're the best looking male I've ever seen in 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.080 my entire life. Yeah, but I hear you say the 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:20.160 same thing nixt same thing to Ben and and Tanner, 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:22.040 so it's I just take it with a big grain 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.000 of salt. I appreciate you. Definitely haven't told that to 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:28.520 Tanner I need to. But yeah, that bald life has 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.520 been pretty good. Uh. You know, my head is adjusting 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.640 used to it's used to having this ten inch long 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.200 hair on it. So when I shaved it, it it was, 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.480 you know, there was some dry skin, but that's all 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:40.800 basically picks it up, and yeah, it's going good. So 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.880 I just too because you post it on your Instagram. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:45.360 But we haven't talked to you since you cut your hair, 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:47.880 so you haven't How long was it since the last 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.360 time you actually really cut your hair? And then why 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:53.880 did you cut your hair? It was October maybe September 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.560 two eighteen was the last time I actually like got 0:05:56.680 --> 0:06:00.640 that that high fade that everyone seems to get. Uh, 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.080 And then I started growing it out and then yeah, 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:06.320 Klein and I decided we wanted to raise some money 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:10.560 for a charity we believed in, a Black Lives Matter charity, 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:13.080 and when I was thinking about it, I was like, 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.920 Initially I was like, all right, ten thousand dollars, uh, 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:17.480 and I'll shade my headball. I was like, not ten 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.960 thousand dollars to twenty dollars, and I was like, that's 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.120 like probably still too easy to Let's make it like 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.440 impossible and make it like fifty thou dollars. And then we, 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.200 uh yeah. We organized this go fund me and we 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:32.520 raised forty seven thousand dollars in the first twenty four hours. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.200 And then I woke up the next morning and I 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:36.800 realized that I was gonna have to shape my head 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.919 balls because we had reached our fundraising goal literally in 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:42.120 thirty six hours, which blew my mind, but I was 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:45.279 still to have to do it anyways. Um, I was 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.800 trying to find like ways out of shaving my head, like, oh, 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.600 let's raise another fifty thousand to keep Deans hair and 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:52.240 stuff like that, but I was like, you know what, 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.920 that's a cop out. We set this as our goal. 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.039 We hit her goal, and so now it's time to 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.080 shave it a lot. And honestly, like as much as 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.760 I love my long hair, practically speaking, short hair is 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.320 so much easier to like just work with I don't 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.400 wake up in the morning with like hair in my mouth. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.440 I don't. I'm not like eating eggs in the morning 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:12.200 and like shoving yolk into my hair. And you know 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:15.080 what I mean. Like, so the short hair is a 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:18.160 little more practical, which is nice eating eggs in the morning. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.480 Is there some sort of correlation between eating eggs in 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.960 the morning and long hair? Well, like I think about 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:24.840 like a sunnyside up egg when you're putting in your mouth, 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:26.520 like sometimes your hair gets in your mouth. Like that's 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:27.760 when I'm saying, Like the hair was so long it 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.040 was like get in front of my mouth as I 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:32.360 was like shoveling food into it and then hair. I 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:34.400 used to have hair down on my shoulders in high 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.640 school and um I worked in an amusement park and 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.240 I remember on my break one day, I was eating 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.720 a deep fried twinkie and it was a windy day 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:42.400 and I went to take a bite and it blew 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.400 the hair right in the path of my mouth in 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.960 the twinkie. As I got a big mouthful of just 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:50.560 like curly thick hair and deep fried twinkie, and I 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:54.040 was like, I gotta change everything about this situation. It's 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.000 something you never really consider when you have long hair, 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.560 but then it starts happening. You're like, Okay, what's going on? Uh? 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.160 And honestly, like show houring is a lot easier now 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:02.440 I just jumped in the shower. I don't have to 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.360 worry about my hair drying for an hour. I'm gonna 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.040 grow back out. I'm not gonna cut it again for 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.840 two or three years. But we did donate the hair 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:12.960 to children with hair loss too, so it's kind of 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:16.880 like a double lammy of donating the hair and having 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.280 met our thunders and goals. So did they accept it 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:21.440 because I remember watching your Instagram and you said you 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:22.920 were a little worried about that because it might have 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.480 been too short to donate. Yeah, they did. Um. I 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:28.040 don't know if you're gonna use it or not, but 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:31.840 we'll see um. But yeah, now we're just on the 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.000 growth tair and I've been taking hair growing supplements. Really, 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.240 what is it, sugar bear hair? No, no, your bear, 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.199 but hey, sugar bar, if you're listening to this, you 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:43.160 guys want to like sponsor me for the next two 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.760 years and be the catalyst to my hair growth by 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.360 all means, jump on board. Just be ready to open 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:50.120 up the pocketbook, if you know what I mean. So, 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:54.559 how much money have you guys raised? We raised like, wow, 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.839 that's awesome, and that's only over a couple of days. 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:00.160 We actually turned it off after a while because while 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:03.640 we like that people were donating, we also a lottery off, 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.439 like a camping trip with Kaylin and I um, and 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.320 we announced our winning the day that we shaved our head, 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.360 and we kind of felt bad that people were donating 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:14.120 thinking that they might still win the camping trip. Um, 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.920 So we closed donations, but we were happy with with 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:21.520 what we hit and uh yeah it was pretty cool. Um. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.160 So yeah, that's it. That's why my hair is short. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:26.920 Now I'm growing my mustache back out. He looks good. 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.199 I like it as as one guy who's who has 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.320 like kind of long hair. Now my question fused Dean, 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.360 when you had long hair, how many times did you 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:38.960 wash your hair? I'd probably watch it like once a week. Okay, yeah, 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:42.800 me too. Yeah. Ashley is not happy about that. She 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.280 wants to wash it more. She thinks at least three times. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:47.880 Oh wow, it's like every other day. I think it's 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:50.520 way too much. That's too much, and honestly, like the 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.480 best it would look is like probably day three after 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.800 washing it. So it's like you don't even look your 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.160 best until the third day. So maybe twice a week, 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:00.600 but that's pushing it. I can plaely read this. It's 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.480 like always in my face now, which is why I 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.320 wear the bandanna, even though I kind of look stupid. 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:05.520 But I also feel like I kind of look like 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.240 Tom Cruise and Rock of Ages, so I'm down what 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.000 I mean, honestly, I just started growing out because you know, 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.240 four weeks into quarantine, I was like, all right, well 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.000 it's getting a little long and I'm not getting a 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.480 haircut anytime soon. And then six weeks went by and 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.800 then I was like, I was gonna have Lauren because 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.760 Ashley's sister is now a certified hairdresser and she was 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.040 gonna trim it up. But I was like, I'll just 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.120 grow it out until you know, quarantine ends. And then, 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:29.640 you know, three and a half months later, were still 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.080 in there. You know, kind of we're reopening, but we're 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:34.280 still kind of in quarantine, and so I'm like, you 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:35.600 know what, I might as well just grow it out 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.240 and then I'll just cut it at some point I 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:39.959 can see that once quarantine is over and you're like 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.040 back in l A and barbershops are open, you're gonna like, 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.880 maybe not do it because you're gonna miss it too much. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.400 That's what I hope for. At least I'm gonna trim it, 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.240 but I'm gonna keep it. I think I think I'm 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:50.959 gonna keep it along. Why not? I mean, one of 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:53.160 us have to have long hair on this podcast team, 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.520 and if it's not gonna be you, then you know, 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:57.959 I'll be the one. It used to be Vanessa and 0:10:58.120 --> 0:10:59.719 Sa left us. Then it was me. Now it's not 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:01.760 me anymore, so now it's got to be you. I mean, 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:04.559 Easton's got a nice chunk of hair over there too, though, 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.400 Do you plan on cutting it? You're just gonna let 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.959 it grow, you know. I I got mine cut in 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:10.880 November tween eighteen. I was last time to cut it, 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.719 um and it's getting annoying. But I also kind of 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:15.679 like it, so I don't know. I'm gonna keep it 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:18.440 for Easton has a whole different beast because he's got 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:22.760 the curls, which I didn't have to deal with that. Jared. 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:24.280 It doesn't look you do either. I just had like 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.800 some waves. But the curls I don't even know, Like, 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:28.960 I wouldn't even know where to begin maintaining that. That's 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.480 just like a whole different beast. You know, it keeps 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.319 out of my face, which I appreciate because it goes 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.360 up instead of down. You want know who you look like? 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:39.240 Who do I look like? Oh? Actually, okay, I was 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.360 gonna say sideshow Bob, all right, I got that. Let 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:45.800 But now that I'm seeing you in the zoom screen, 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:50.439 you look a lot like David Dobrick. Wow. Wow, um, 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:54.800 I I wasn't prepared for that. Oh my goodness, Easton. Really, 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:57.600 I'm watching Eastern on zoom. He just got taken back. Literally, 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:01.200 you slid your chair back. People. He's an attractive guy, right, 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:05.120 I think he's hot. You look like David Dobrick. I've 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.439 never heard that before. I'm getting heavy David d d 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.319 vibes from you right now. I get a lot of uh, 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.439 little Dickie. People say it looks like a little Dickie 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:18.120 a lot, and uh yeah, and uh David. Okay, I 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:21.000 can see that he's a YouTuber. Yeah, he's got a 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.400 lot of followers, and he's the other guy. You got 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:28.480 little Dickie, who's a a rapper. You've got a little 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:35.080 Dickie's listen. I'm a very um um. I'm an old soul. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:36.360 I don't know what to tell you. I don't know 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:39.160 anybody anymore. It's so bad. I don't watch TV. I 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.360 don't listen to the radio. I just like, I literally 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:45.240 put a song on a camera. What song it was? Oh? 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:49.080 It was? It was Heartless by the Weekend, and like, man, 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.719 I love this song. I just heard it. And actually's like, 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:55.840 you just learned about this song. I'm like, yeah, isn't 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.160 it like brand new? I I watched the Pete Davidson 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:00.280 special and it was on there. She's like, no, it's 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.760 been not for a while. Yeah, well all right, little Dickie. Sorry, 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.760 here we go. Oh yeah, I see a little Dickie. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.320 I'm still on the David Dobrick train. We got Tom Cruise, 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.240 David Dobrick, and Brad Pitt from Fight Club all in 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.599 the same podcast. Oh my god, you do kind of 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.520 look like Brad Pitt for Fight Club right now. The 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:21.880 same body, same chisel too. That's Tyler Dirt in Tyler Dirty, 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:24.280 Tyler Dirt and Tyler Dirt. Anyway, this is such a 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.520 guy's podcast so far right now, I'm sorry for all 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.920 the women listening out there as we're talking about fight 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:32.360 club and and men's hair. Do you think girls like 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:37.720 guy's hair longer or shorter? Longer, longer? Definitely in my experience. 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.040 In my experience too, I think there's almost no question. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:41.800 I think that a girl can see a man with 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:44.800 long hair and think that if he has the patience 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:48.480 to grow his hair out long, he's probably a good dude. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:53.240 That's an interesting thought process. Has that been something you 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:57.839 guys have have, like not struggled with, but in relationships, 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.080 wanted your hair a certain way, but you're like partner 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:04.040 wanted it a different way. Constantly, Ashley always trying to 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.640 tell me how to dress, what my hair should look like. 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.839 She tells me that I should look the way she 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.439 wants me to look because the only person that I 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:17.000 should try to look attractive two four is Ashley, Which 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:19.520 is just a terrible argument, because I want my own confidence, 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.400 Like there are things that I think I look confident in. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:23.520 Trying to think of an example right now. It makes 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.120 a pretty good point, though, I mean, you know, it's 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.240 not a bad point. I've talked about this before Caitlin 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.120 tells me I'm hot no matter what I do, which 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:33.840 is like good and bad. It's great confidence boost. Yeah, hairlong, great, 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:38.520 short hair, grape mustache fine but fat not fat fine, 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.040 you know, like in shape, out of shape. But I 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:43.119 think it's just it's breeding a little bit of complacency 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.960 in me, a little bit. And uh, it's it's not 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:47.960 striving me to hit the gym, like Jared was saying, 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.160 as hard as I should be, I think. But you're right. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.240 As long as I think that they're your significant other 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:54.560 is happy with the way that you look, that's basically 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:58.040 what matters most. I got news for your Dean, and 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.880 don't get too big of a head from this. But 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:04.280 she's not wrong. I don't think even mustache, long hair, 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:08.760 short hair jacked or not jacked. I legitimately have not 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:10.880 seen you. I've never looked at you and been like, 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:15.320 Dean doesn't look good. I really appreciate it. I feel 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:16.880 like we should maybe start having this podcast more than 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.760 once a week because this confidence boost is doing a 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:20.520 lot for me right now. That's what we're here for. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:22.400 We're just here to boost your confidence, all right. So 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:24.040 you think that girls like long hair they're always going 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:25.840 to say that is because every time I post a 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.840 picture of me and long hair, I get so many 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:32.560 d m of like cut your hair. Well, here's another thing, too, 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.840 is any guy can have short hair. All it takes 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.600 is a pair of scissors or or an electric razor 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:40.320 to have short hair. But it takes time, an effort 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.640 to grow your hair out, and patience, like I said earlier, 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:47.320 So I think because theoretically, on average, more people, more men, 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.600 have shorter hair than they do long hair. The long 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.160 hair kind of is like more of a uh an 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:54.360 interesting thing because less people have it. You know, Yeah, 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.720 I agree. I like the shaggy look better too, Like 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.440 I like looking a little disheveled. I don't know why 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.760 I'm not a big pretty boy guy. You know. Yeah, 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.680 we're past it. We're past the preppy boy face. I agree. 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:06.240 So all right, So you think long hair? Do you 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.280 think girls like facial hair or clean shave and better? 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:14.320 I think facial hair. What do you think I a 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.960 great five o'clock shadow? I think is like the little 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.920 scruff that Easton has right now. I think is that's ideal, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.400 like short but not too short, but not too long 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:25.440 but still like you know you can see like the shadow, 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:27.800 like the five o'clock shadow. It looks like I've been 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:30.680 working really hard. That's what you're going for, right, and 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:33.000 and you're pulling it off like Jared for instance, you 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:35.120 go to that patchy cheek hary and and I'm not 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:36.800 making fun of you, because I have the exactly I 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.360 have what you have, but the toddler version of it, 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.000 Like I'm like the eight year old two year like 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:45.760 seventeen year old stubble. So I'm kind of bummed. I 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.480 wish I could grow facial hair, but last it's never 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:50.360 been something I could do. The reason I grow it 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:52.800 out was because Keiana Reeves has patchy facial hair and 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.280 he rocks it. So I'm like, bro, I just want 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:57.200 to be more like Kiana Reeves. That's my goal in life. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.840 Do you think girls like dad boy better or Jack 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:04.399 dad dad body? Yeah, I'm not a big, big muscle 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:07.240 guy either. I like athletic bodies. That's what Ashley told 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.600 me to This is weird, but whatever, I don't care. 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:13.520 I'm secure in my sexuality. You like men like yeah, 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:15.840 like I want like what my I want my body 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:19.040 to look like. I play sports. I wouldn't mind. If 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:21.280 I had to choose like a body to have in 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:25.080 all the bachelination, like, I wouldn't mid nicks body. Yeah, 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.520 Bastard's got a good body. That's son of them. My nipples, 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:30.919 but I would take the rest of his body. Nipples, 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:32.680 What do you better nipples than Nick? I think I do. 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:34.439 I think my nipples are one of my more redeeming 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:39.200 because attributes great nipples, I have to say, uh there, 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:41.720 I'm not a fan of my nipples. He's got a 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:43.760 great body. I wouldn't mind that, But I just think 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:46.399 sometimes people are born a little different, a little bit 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:49.200 more more chiseled than the rest of us. And Nicks 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.080 one of those people. Granted he works out a lot. 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:55.120 What about you? If you have anyone, anybody in baschelor nation, 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:57.920 whose body would you have? I probably go with Nick Tyler. 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:01.159 Cameron's got a good one too, that Bastard. Yeah. A 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:04.160 couple of good bods right there. Matt James a new bachelor, 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:07.760 great bod, very jealous, just like anytime anybody has that 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.000 like V look with abs, you know where they have 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:12.560 a built up chest. But then the V because that's 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:15.320 my problem right there, I still have like some some 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:17.399 fat around the waist. So when I put my bathing 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.280 suit on, like it's a little muffin topish and it's 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:22.440 just like, damn it. I want to be able to 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:25.960 wear swim trunks or shorts with no shirt and just 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:28.520 like have that v you know that's a good look, 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:31.640 like Brad Pitt. You know you would know in fight club. 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.520 Absolutely right, and exactly what we're talking about. Um, all right, 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:36.040 well let's move this discussion on. We do have to 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.200