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Speaker 1: Here we are a brand new full hour on a

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Speaker 1: Wednesday for you. Thank you so much for being there

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Speaker 1: with the Full Show podcast. I know a lot of

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Speaker 1: people are coming over from our Second Date feed and

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Speaker 1: finding more of us because they love punishment, which is great.

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Speaker 1: We do have a brand new Second Date today. Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories was really fun and some other good stuff.

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Speaker 2: But first comments, I mean, guys, this might be my

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Speaker 2: last show ever with you because the King of Portugal

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Speaker 2: commented said, Alexis come.

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Speaker 3: Be the Queen of Portugal.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm gonna be royalty everybody.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was good knowing you. Yeah, you guys. I

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Speaker 3: hope you like sardines. They eat a lot of them

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Speaker 3: over there. I can grow to like them if you're

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Speaker 3: the queen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just this person.

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Speaker 3: I know that's how their system works there. Yeah, that's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Well, bout down to the Queen and let's get this

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Speaker 1: full hour start right now.

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Speaker 4: Brooke, when was the last time you went to Target.

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Speaker 3: It's actually been over a year.

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Speaker 4: Target.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, boycotted them last January of twenty twenty five, and

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Speaker 1: I haven't been back since I.

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Speaker 3: Got heard talking about It's in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Well, when you did go there, what would you normally buy, like,

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Speaker 4: what types of things besides sexy knockoff.

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Speaker 1: Un You know, it was a real crap shoot because

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Speaker 1: I always walked away with stuff I didn't know I

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Speaker 1: needed and I probably didn't actually need, but it was cute.

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Speaker 5: But that's the tell of a good store. Yeah, they

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Speaker 5: can sell your stuff. You were planning on?

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Speaker 4: Well, what if I told you there's a rumor going

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Speaker 4: around on social media right now that Target is planning

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Speaker 4: to stop selling toys.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting because my kids loved the toy section

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Speaker 1: there and there's not many toy sections left.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well it isn't official, but they did just announce a

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Speaker 4: strategic plan for a new chapter of growth, aka, we

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Speaker 4: got to get rid of all the money losers in

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Speaker 5: Oh no, the toys lose money, just.

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Speaker 4: As toys r US how does to sell in person.

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Speaker 4: They're not around anymore and one of Target's biggest losers

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Speaker 4: apparently is toy sales.

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Speaker 1: So it's a lot of isles, a lot of isles.

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Speaker 4: They're always full too, which is a bad side. So

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Speaker 4: let's say they do go away, no more toys at Target. Again,

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Speaker 4: that's just a rumor, but people are losing their minds

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Speaker 4: about it on social media. But let's say they do

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Speaker 4: go in that direction, what could come in its place?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean all kids care about now is skin creams.

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Speaker 4: That's what idea more beauty products.

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Speaker 1: You are seven years old, you do not need an

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Speaker 4: But couldn't hurt more baby stuff too. You can always

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Speaker 4: overcharge parents on the newest scroller model. Yes, yeah, and

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Speaker 4: groceries those aren't getting cheaper anytime. Keep selling those. But

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Speaker 4: it seems like Target could be moving away from being

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Speaker 4: in everything store and will be narrow down their inventory. Again,

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Speaker 4: not confirmed, but the rumors are.

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Speaker 3: Everywhere hot Target news. All right, Jeff, we just talked.

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Speaker 4: If anything, we just pray they don't stop selling dog

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Speaker 4: shot collars for a shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: We are the number one consumer in America of dog

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Speaker 4: shot collars, and we do it to entertain the masses. Jake,

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Speaker 4: Let's go.

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Speaker 6: What do Vanessa Williams, Adam Levine, and Queen Latifa all

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Speaker 6: have in common Target shoppers? Not only that, and not

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Speaker 6: only is today their birthday, but they all have a

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Speaker 6: star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Meanwhile, former two

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Speaker 6: time president Grover Cleveland also has a birthday, but was shafted,

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Speaker 6: never being recognized for being the true star he was.

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Speaker 6: Come on after the show, please sign my perdition to

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Speaker 6: get Grove Dog his stars. But what other famous celebrities

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Speaker 6: You'll have to tell me during a special Walk of

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Speaker 6: Fame or Walk of Shame edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: This is how it works. You'll say number one through twenty.

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Speaker 6: In return, I'll give you a famous celebrity. You just

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Speaker 6: woman who definitely put Grover Cleveland in her top ten

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Speaker 6: list of dead hoties. She'd go back and smash.

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Speaker 4: That's Alexis great choice.

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Speaker 6: Michael B. Jordan's Star of Sinners, Creed, Black Panther, The Wire.

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Speaker 6: a box office powerhouse and a Hollywood heart throb. Does

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Speaker 4: Yes? Or no?

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Speaker 2: I feel like the promise people always get the stars,

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Speaker 2: like long after it's overdue, and he just got nominated

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Speaker 2: and won his first Oscar.

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Speaker 4: Ever, it does seem a little early his career though,

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Speaker 4: for him to already be getting.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but isn't the whole point of the Walk of

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Speaker 2: He should feel like an ab print on his side.

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Speaker 3: Alexis is laying on the sidewalk.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna say he's a Walk of shame. Sadly,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Michael B.

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Speaker 6: Jordan does have a star in the Walk of Fame.

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Speaker 6: I also hear it. It costs fifty thousand dollars for your

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Speaker 6: own star. You have to pay for it, my god,

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Speaker 6: and you.

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Speaker 1: Have to get so many signatures in order to even

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Speaker 1: petition to be on it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's tough.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of fifty thousand dollars, Brook, can I have fifty?

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Speaker 6: You're at four as the number that we've taken so far.

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Speaker 3: Let's go five.

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Speaker 6: Start in elf and new girl known for quirky bangs

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Speaker 6: Zoey Chanel.

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Speaker 4: Is she on there or no?

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Speaker 3: Well, she's married to one of the property brothers.

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Speaker 6: No, too interesting.

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Speaker 3: Both I don't know they're so cheesy.

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Speaker 4: That deserves a star.

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Speaker 1: I think Zoe's actually too quirky, so I think she's

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, Brook hating Chanel correctly, she has not been

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Speaker 6: nominated for a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Speaker 6: I wonder why, nice work, Brook. It's probably because her

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Speaker 6: sister was Bones from Bones. Do you know how that

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Speaker 6: turned out? Please don't worry about it. It was five off

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Speaker 8: Jose.

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Speaker 6: How about a number f you Number ten's rapping in

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Speaker 6: their car right now.

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Speaker 5: I promise.

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Speaker 6: All two hundred and six fans of Bones know what

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about, Jose. Does Liam Hemsworth action star from

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Speaker 6: The Hunger Games have a Hollywood Walk of Fame star?

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Speaker 5: Wasn't he the one engaged to Miley?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I'm not a big like he fan. I guess I

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Speaker 2: They should put all the hot guys together so you

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Speaker 10: It's a hot block, Yeah, it's the hot block.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels like cobblestone because it's all there.

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Speaker 3: Like that.

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Speaker 5: He's not is he? I don't know one thing he's in.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say no way walk a shame.

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Speaker 6: Walk of Shame, jose Liam Hemsworth does not have a

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Speaker 1: I bet that's some heated over here, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a reference to the Great Show. It was

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Speaker 3: just an old same Brook.

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Speaker 6: I'd like to talk about your fantasies about that later

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Speaker 6: after the show, but we have to get to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: We're talking about people who possibly could have stars in

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Speaker 6: the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Speaker 4: I'll go fourteen.

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Speaker 6: Does John Krasinsky, star of the Office and director of

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Speaker 6: A Quiet Place, have a Hollywood Walker Fame Star Place sequel?

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Speaker 1: To dude, how can you not be the star of

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Speaker 4: He's not the star of the but he's.

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Speaker 3: Like one of the stars of the Office.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but then his character kind of like dips towards

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Speaker 4: the end where he's a total jerk.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but watched at the end once Michael left, we

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Speaker 3: He was annoying. I'm not a lion at the end.

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Speaker 4: I also managed and a bad husband and a terrible

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Speaker 4: fog ste It was pretty bad, yes, but because he

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Speaker 4: I think it qualifies him to be a star in Hollywood,

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Speaker 4: So give me walk of fame.

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Speaker 6: I'll give it to you. I give you though he

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Speaker 6: does not have a star. That means Alexis and Jeffrey

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Speaker 6: have a loss. Today's edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: All right, so I guess Alexis and I are going

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Speaker 4: to take a joint shot together while singing Shallow by

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Speaker 4: Lady Ga Guy Bradley Cooper from A Star.

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Speaker 5: Is book You.

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Speaker 4: We just have the chorus here, so I love the deep.

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Speaker 6: Inspired song choice from the text Bort Bradley.

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Speaker 4: In Studio, your shock Collar Question of the Day and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. A lot of people make dream

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Speaker 4: ideal life. Yeah, They'll cut out pictures of things they desire,

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Speaker 3: Yes, why isn't Michael B. Jordan in this room with us? Alexis?

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Speaker 4: Tell me it's true. Alexis has over forty different photos

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Speaker 4: of Michael B. Jordan up in her cubicle right now,

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Speaker 4: because she hopes because of that, one day fate will

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Speaker 4: bring them together and she'll end up rear ending his

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Speaker 5: No, there's a restraining order. That's really perfect.

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Speaker 3: We'll keep staring until it happens.

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Speaker 4: We know what Alexis has been thinking about. But what

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Speaker 4: about the rest of my co hosts. We're gonna have

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Speaker 4: to find out during a brand new What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 4: Coming up? Right now? It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: And you ever wonder how nudists clean the smudges on

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Speaker 4: their glasses. Yeah, I don't think I want to know

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Speaker 4: what they wipe them with, just like I really don't

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Speaker 4: think I want to know what my co hosts have

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Speaker 4: been thinking about lately. But here we are for another

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Speaker 4: What's on your Mind, where we go around the room

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Speaker 4: wiping our weird thoughts onto each other's brains. Starting with

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Speaker 4: Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Well, my kids are pretty social.

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Speaker 1: They have a lot of play dates, and so right

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Speaker 1: now I'm trying to set the scene that when they

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Speaker 1: get older, we become the house that everybody wants to

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Speaker 1: hang out at. Right you know, yeah, totally, because you

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Speaker 1: could like get to know friends and you just kind

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Speaker 1: of have a better pulse on what's going on in

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Speaker 4: Brook wants to be the cool mom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she wants.

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Speaker 1: The thing is in order to be the house that

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Speaker 1: everybody hangs at. Yeah, you have to start with the snacks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well, I've been trying to bet what other houses are

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Speaker 12: Okay, you should just buy a jamba juice and idea.

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Speaker 3: Text seven two. I need this information.

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Speaker 4: My parents did the best croquettes with caviar and just

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Speaker 12: Well? I had a flight recently and as I bordered,

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Speaker 12: We're doing this, let's go. Okay, she's excited. I'm excited.

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Speaker 4: You you're a disappointment.

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Speaker 2: So we love like a bar dating hack on our show,

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Speaker 2: You're like, I've never tried tequila, and then they're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Eyes if it's like binoculars, and so they look like

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Speaker 3: That's so funny. So we knew it.

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Speaker 2: We did it all night, one hundred percent success, right,

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Speaker 3: But they still like this.

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Speaker 5: Because you're doing it in real life and.

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Speaker 3: It shows that you can be silly. Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 3: take yourself billy, and it's not.

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Speaker 10: Making you like give them the ick.

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Speaker 3: It's not that much.

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Speaker 12: On their own with they're like, my friend likes you,

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Speaker 1: If you needed all right, it is a Lexus guarantee.

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Speaker 3: I love it all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what it is, but there's been so

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Speaker 3: It's like, excuse me, you're on a bike and you

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Speaker 5: I was like, no one's gonna take me seriously with this.

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Speaker 4: But I thought, well, okay, maybe hold on, Maybe I

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Speaker 4: And I look over and other drafters are laughing at it.

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Speaker 4: They're mocking my car.

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Speaker 1: Yea, how do you buy a car without testing the horn.

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Speaker 1: It's like one of the first things I do. I'm

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Speaker 12: I don't think I touched my car home for like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I try actively not to use it. It was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can have one installed.

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Speaker 4: But that brought up a whole bunch of search stuff

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Speaker 4: that had nothing.

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Speaker 3: To do with ye or some supplements.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm kind of stuck with it for now,

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Speaker 10: Okay, you will feel my wrath.

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Speaker 4: But that's what's been on our minds. You get text

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Speaker 4: into seven eight five to nine to two and tell

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Speaker 4: us what's been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the morning. Text board is lighting up at seven eighty five,

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Speaker 4: their minds. It's Brooken, Jeffrey in the morning, and this

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Speaker 4: text says, hey, guys, thanks for consistently brightening up my

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Speaker 4: ten years. Exactly how loyal are you?

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Speaker 1: Anonymously, I mean they wanted to say some embarrassment.

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Speaker 4: Clearly you don't want anybody knowing that you like the show,

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Speaker 4: at least not publicly, but we appreciate your secret love.

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Speaker 4: Another text says, why does Jeffrey look and sound so

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Speaker 4: go ahead and mail that at it. And another one says, so,

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Speaker 4: I've started from the beginning of your podcast on iHeart

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Speaker 4: Just ran across hoe Zeppardy for the first time. Please

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Speaker 4: bring this back. It's cracking me up. I don't remember that,

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Speaker 12: I think you guys did Jeopardy with me at one point.

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Speaker 3: But I don't think there were serious questions remembering right.

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Speaker 4: My therapist has taught me to compartmentalize all the trauma

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Speaker 4: We need to move on.

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Speaker 16: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Why do they always put warning labels on things that

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Speaker 4: don't need them, Like warning, jar of peanut butter may

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Speaker 4: Butter or wax candle, please do not eat.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you tried one though, Maybe that one is necessary.

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Speaker 4: Well, really should come with warning labels though, are online

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Speaker 4: dating profiles right under the bio it should say warning

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Speaker 4: may contain extreme emotional baggage.

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Speaker 4: Warning. Still legally married but mentally separate? Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: because nobody ever warns you until it's too late, and

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Speaker 9: Crime.

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Speaker 4: Well, we've got two people on the phone who had

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Speaker 4: Which one had it worse? We're going to have to

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Speaker 16: Two hopeless daters, one dating app that dares you to

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Speaker 10: The question is whose love life is more tragic. It's

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Speaker 10: Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 4: It is the dating game show that got banned from

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Speaker 4: Macy's after getting the second base with both of their

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Speaker 17: What they started it.

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Speaker 4: It's Battle of the Tender Dates, where two of our

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Speaker 4: In this corner, on all his dates, the lady say

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Speaker 4: he looks at them like Jack Nicholson in The Shining

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Speaker 4: they call him creepy smiles mile.

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Speaker 3: Hey, guys with go, oh my god, you're smiling right now.

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Speaker 3: I can tell you hear it.

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Speaker 4: I'm into it. And in the other corner, he loves

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Speaker 4: handwriting romantic poems for his dates. But he's a foot guy,

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Speaker 4: so it's always about toes and he's named every one

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Speaker 4: of them before he's even met ya. Please welcome italics, Ali, Hey, hey.

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Speaker 3: It's easy to rhyme with toes and foot though. They're

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, romantic. Here's how the game works. One contestant

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Speaker 4: Then they able to try to counter with the nightmare

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Speaker 4: it off with creepy smiles, Miles, let's go Okay.

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Speaker 18: So this lady and I were out on her first

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Speaker 18: date and walking between bars for a happy hour, and

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Speaker 18: we walked by a place that the Girl Scouts had

448
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Speaker 18: a little stand and I'm like, oh my god, I'm

449
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Speaker 18: all about some samoas.

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Speaker 4: Right, So yeah, I go over, I buy some.

451
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Speaker 18: The girl that I'm with she just gets completely upset.

452
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Speaker 18: She's giving me the cold shoulder, and I'm like, what's wrong?

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Speaker 4: Were you mad?

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Speaker 18: You not like Girl Scouts cookies?

455
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Speaker 4: Like, what's going on?

456
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Speaker 18: And she admits that She's like, well, I didn't like

457
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Speaker 18: the way that you flirted with the mom that was

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Speaker 18: helping out at the stand.

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Speaker 4: Oh, and then she said, this is the first.

460
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Speaker 18: Date, mind you, And she's like, I should be the

461
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Speaker 18: only woman that you smile at.

462
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Speaker 3: Everybody else.

463
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Speaker 4: Yeah, give me those cookies.

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Speaker 5: Yes, go to Wendy's. I don't like the way you're

465
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Speaker 5: looking at the logo.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, that's a rough one, Alex. Can you counter?

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Speaker 19: So I met up with a girl from Tinder, and

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Speaker 19: I immediately knew something was off.

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Speaker 4: Really, she was so sick.

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Speaker 19: She was she was coughing, her nose was stuff, and

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Speaker 19: she got a raspy voice.

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Speaker 3: Free schedule.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, So I asked her.

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Speaker 19: I asked her if she wanted to cancel the date.

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Speaker 19: She says no, and that she actually prefers to be sick.

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Speaker 19: Huh Why I was so confused? She went on to

477
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Speaker 19: say her voice sounds sexier that way. Yeah, she's doing

478
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Speaker 19: this on purpose. She hasn't taken any medicine. She refuses

479
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Speaker 19: to wear a coat outside.

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Speaker 5: You how do you take care of a sick person?

481
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't want to make out with somebody

482
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Speaker 1: who can't breathe through their.

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Speaker 4: Super moist kiss count me in, all right, we're on

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Speaker 4: a round, Myles, tossing it back to you.

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Speaker 7: Okay.

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Speaker 18: So I was at this dinner with the girl and

487
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Speaker 18: the waiter comes up the assley where we celebrate anything,

488
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Speaker 18: and so she just jumps in and she's like, oh, actually, yeah,

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Speaker 18: I just got out of a super toxic relationship this

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Speaker 18: morning with my stepbrother.

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Speaker 1: Whoa I thought we just did a second date with her.

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Speaker 4: A girl. Oh my god, she was dating her stepbrother.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, that's what she said. And then she's like, she's like, hey,

494
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Speaker 18: let's toast the new beginning.

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Speaker 3: Relations.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Did they bring out a cake for that? I

497
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Speaker 4: don't know? All right, Alex, Alex, time to step it up. Miles,

498
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Speaker 4: that's a bad but I was on date.

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Speaker 11: It was her.

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Speaker 19: I hit a go to an aquarium and in front

501
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Speaker 19: of the one of the tanks, she started making out

502
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Speaker 19: with me, which was kind of hot, but also there

503
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Speaker 19: were a lot of kids around.

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Speaker 4: They need to learn how to do it eventually.

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Speaker 14: But guys, it gets worse because one of the divers

506
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Speaker 14: in the tanks starts hitting the glass and she says,

507
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Speaker 14: don't worry.

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Speaker 13: That's just my ex I hate.

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Speaker 4: So when I do this, he's done it multiple times.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're on to the third and final rounds, so

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Speaker 4: we need your best stories here, gentlemen, Miles, what have

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Speaker 4: you got?

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Speaker 18: Okay, on one of the dinner dates with this girl,

515
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Speaker 18: when it ended, she's going to get an Uber ride,

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Speaker 18: So you know, I'm like, hey, I'll just give you

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Speaker 18: a ride, give me your address, and when we kind

518
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Speaker 18: of pull in. It's like a gated community. It is

519
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Speaker 18: super nice house, really awesome neighborhood. Oh kind of commented

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Speaker 18: on it, right, and and she I swear. She looks

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Speaker 18: at me and she's like, oh no, this is just

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Speaker 18: a guy i'm talking to.

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Speaker 5: What the hell?

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Speaker 4: Oh your date? Had you?

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Speaker 1: Do?

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Speaker 4: You uber her to her next date?

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Speaker 18: Well that's a lesson that I should probably ask where

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Speaker 18: you're actually going?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but did she tip you?

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Speaker 4: She should have still five star service in our mind,

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Speaker 4: But italics, Alex, this is your last chance.

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Speaker 19: We were out and got into talking about past relationships.

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Speaker 3: Oh, always a good start.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 9: She asked if I ever cheated on anyone, and I

536
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Speaker 9: said no, and her personality changed what she seemed actually disappointed.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, so she's looking for something toxic?

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00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 19: Yeah she's yeah, yeah, she said that. She tells me

539
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Speaker 19: that she's only looking for a man who has been unfaithful,

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Speaker 19: because that's what makes quote relationships exciting.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, now, she must have learned that from a therapist.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If she puts it that way, it makes so much sense.

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Speaker 15: All right.

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Speaker 4: That was the final bell that means the match is

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Speaker 4: over and we need to score it. Let's go to

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Speaker 4: the judges. Alexis, who are you giving it to?

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Speaker 2: I got to go Miles for a cheers in to

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Speaker 2: the step brother relationship.

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Speaker 4: Then we got one for Miles Brooke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's hard to beat the step brother relationship.

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Speaker 3: I'm going Miles with you.

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Speaker 4: I mean, congratulations, creepy smiles, Miles, you are our sad

554
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Speaker 4: suitor of the week. How does it feel.

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Speaker 18: I don't think it's ever been so happy to be sad.

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Speaker 3: Alright, what you mean is it's never been worse.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're happy to have you here. Man. Text in

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Speaker 4: to seven eighty five, nine to two if you want

559
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Speaker 4: up here on the next edition of Battle of the

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Speaker 4: Tender Dates. We got your phone tab coming up right

561
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Speaker 4: after this Bot Week keeps rolling along here on Brook

562
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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning all prank calls where we

563
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Speaker 4: get an assist from an out of control AI helper.

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Speaker 4: And today we call a guy who's scheduled to have

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Speaker 4: a phone interview for a new job. And he's a

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Speaker 4: little bit old school, okay, because I don't think he's

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Speaker 4: ever been interviewed by a robot before. So we'll see

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Speaker 4: how he does in your special bot tap right.

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Speaker 10: Now, pone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, Russell, who's calling?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 4: I'm calling from Point Solutions. You have a job interview

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Speaker 4: scheduled with us.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, but yeah, it was supposed to be like

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Speaker 7: an hour from now. Though.

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Speaker 4: Oh well that's not what we have down. Our schedule

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Speaker 4: says it's happening right now.

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Speaker 7: I was so like one o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, let me just take a note on that.

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Speaker 4: Not prepared.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but the person I scheduled the interviewer, said

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Speaker 7: it was at one o'clock.

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00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, that's good to know. Just let me

584
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 4: make a quick note of that. Well, not accept accountability

585
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 4: others easily.

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Speaker 7: Well, yeah, exactly, I'm not accountable. It's just I was

587
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Speaker 7: told of different.

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Speaker 4: Se No, you're you're good, You're good. I got it.

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00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 4: Thank you for clarifying. Let me just make that final

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Speaker 4: note here. Enjoy's gaslighting, waity, I don't have any listen, Russell.

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00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 4: It doesn't even really matter. I'm not the one that's

592
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Speaker 4: doing the interview. So these notes are all unofficial.

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00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 7: Well if they're unofficial, why are you like writing them down?

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00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 4: Well, they will be forwarded to Steve for the interview.

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00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 7: Well, I don't even know who Steve is.

596
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 4: I it's not a he. He's not a person, but

597
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 4: they will be interviewing you. He's our new AI recruitment bot.

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00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 7: What what an AI?

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00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, Steve stands for a Systematic Talent Evaluation and Vetting Engine.

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Speaker 7: Wait a minute, so I'm being interviewed by a robot?

601
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 4: Yes, Eric, let me just make a quick note of

602
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 4: that sounds distrustful of robots.

603
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 7: No, it's just you gave me the wrong time. You

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Speaker 7: didn't give me a person.

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Speaker 4: I heard that, So let me just patch you through

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Speaker 4: to Steve so we can just get this whole thing

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Speaker 4: over with quickly.

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00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 15: What. Hello, I'm Steve? Is this Russell?

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00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 11: Yes?

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00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 15: I've heard a lot about you, Russell, some good, some bad.

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Speaker 15: Let's say we get to know each other.

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Speaker 7: I don't know why it should be bad. That makes

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Speaker 7: no sense.

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Speaker 15: We can begin with a hypothetical scenario. Does that work

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Speaker 15: for you?

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Speaker 7: Sure?

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Speaker 15: Let's say I am an attractive female and we are

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Speaker 15: out on a date. Okay, and at the end of

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Speaker 15: the night I ask you, would you like to come

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Speaker 15: over and we can do stuff? What would you say? Well,

621
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Speaker 15: if it's a workplace, please answer the question, and remember

622
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Speaker 15: you are attracted to me.

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't know about to you.

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00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 15: But yeah, please answer the question.

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00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 7: Well, maybe, yeah, maybe I would go in.

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Speaker 15: I guess okay, great, So we go back to your place.

627
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Speaker 15: You pour each of us a glass of wine, and

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Speaker 15: I spill it all over my dress. What's your move?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 15: Please answer the question.

631
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Speaker 7: Maybe I get a towel and try to wipe it off.

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Speaker 15: While you are getting a towel for me, I pick

633
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Speaker 15: up your small dog and leave the apartment with it.

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Speaker 7: Believe what my dog?

635
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Speaker 15: He looked cute?

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Speaker 7: Why would'st take my dog? This is part of the interview.

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Speaker 15: Hold on anything, writing down notes. Applicant behavior confirmed blames

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Speaker 15: others easily.

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Speaker 7: You're taking my dog? Why would you do that?

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Speaker 15: Hold on writing down more notes. Applicant was not prepared

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Speaker 15: for simple hypotheticals in interviews.

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Speaker 7: Hypothetical you're talking about a date and wine and dresses

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Speaker 7: and dogs.

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Speaker 15: Me just make up set interview complete. Well, thank you

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00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 15: for meeting with me. I am Steve. Transfer of call initiated.

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00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 13: Wait a minute, I want you to repeat me.

647
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 7: Over that I was doing it wrong.

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Speaker 4: Hey Russell, I'm back.

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Speaker 7: Supposed to be a job.

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Speaker 4: In her just got a note from Steve here saying

651
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Speaker 4: that it did not go very well.

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00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, of course it didn't go well. He gave me

653
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Speaker 7: a hypothetical situation where he's he actually out on a

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00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 7: date where he steals my dog. How am I supposed

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Speaker 7: to deal with that question?

656
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 4: And I think what you're really supposed to be asking

657
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 4: is how did you fall for this prank call?

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Speaker 15: I don't think he got the joke or the job.

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Speaker 4: Wait, wait what Yeah, don't listen to Steve. He's just

660
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 4: a recording. Your sister Samantha set you up for this

661
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Speaker 4: whole thing with the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in

662
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Speaker 4: the morning.

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Speaker 7: Are you freaking kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Samantha told us that you had a job interview today

665
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Speaker 4: and she told us to call and mess with you.

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Speaker 7: Oh man, you totally got me. I didn't know what

667
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Speaker 7: I was doing.

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Speaker 4: Well. Well, the good news is your real interviews in

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Speaker 4: an hour from now, and I think you're actually prepared.

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Speaker 15: Please answer the question, and remember you are attracted to me.

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Speaker 7: You know what? Just more of a robot asked me

672
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,719
Speaker 7: out on a date. I'm ready to I'm going Oh good,

673
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 7: You're gonna nail it.

674
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 4: Bro Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 16: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

676
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 4: There's a lot of pressure when you're on a date

677
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 4: and they ask, so what do you do for fun? Now,

678
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 4: you're in a.

679
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 3: Dilemma, A simple question, jeff.

680
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 4: Sure, But do you lie and say you're into hiking

681
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 4: and scuba and self tattoo art? Or should you be

682
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 4: honest and let them know about your real passions for

683
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 4: seventeenth century samurai swords and your collection of celebrity hair clippings.

684
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what's the better way to go?

685
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 5: One of ours.

686
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 4: One of our listeners says he regrets being honest about

687
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 4: his favorite hobby. Oh no, he knows it could probably

688
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 4: be a red flag for some women, And while it's

689
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 4: too late to take it back, we're hoping we could

690
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 4: at least smooth it over in your brand new Second

691
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 4: Date Update next.

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Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Second Date Update.

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Speaker 4: Whenever people email us saying they matched with someone online,

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Speaker 4: we usually assume it's on one of the big dating

695
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 4: apps Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, Grumbler, all the usual ones. But

696
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 4: one of our listeners says he found a lady on

697
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 4: an app that I've personally never heard of before, but

698
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 4: the name of it intrigues me alone.

699
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 3: I tell me it's a pun.

700
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 4: Let's find out more about it. We'll speak to Brian. Brian,

701
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 4: welcome to the show Man.

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00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 11: Oh, thanks for having me.

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00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: I feel like there's just gonna be one huge ad

704
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: for a niche dating app that nobody knows about.

705
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, can tell us about this particular app that you use.

706
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Speaker 4: What's it called?

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00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 8: Well, the app that I'm on it is called Bristler

708
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 8: Bristler Bristler.

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Speaker 4: Is it like with a bris, like a circumcision sort

710
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 4: of thing?

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00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 8: Well, no, I think one might be different, but more

712
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 8: like bristle as in like beards.

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00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 11: So it's for women that like beards.

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00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, better than beard os.

715
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, a computer or beard ole.

716
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 11: I don't work for them, but I like it so far.

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00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 3: Okay, So what kind of facial hair are you sporting?

718
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Speaker 1: Because I would assume you have to have some sort

719
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Speaker 1: of requirement of beard or mustache to get on this app.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you have to prove that you have a beard

721
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Speaker 11: at least.

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00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 12: Okay, So a goateee or like a mustache wouldn't fly

723
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Speaker 12: on this site.

724
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Speaker 8: I mean I've seen it but I guess, well, I

725
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 8: guess I haven't, because you know, I'm only looking at

726
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 8: the women do not have beards.

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00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 4: No, it's okay, it's okay. You could say you're perusing

728
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 4: the guy's apps too, just for I.

729
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 3: Guess I just the women don't have facial hair.

730
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Speaker 4: I know Brook would be so popular on this app.

731
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Speaker 15: You'd get her.

732
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Speaker 3: Let it fly, girls, let it fly.

733
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Speaker 4: Okay, So I think we get the idea. What's the

734
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 4: name of the woman that you matched with?

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Speaker 11: I matched with Olivia?

736
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Speaker 4: Okay, okay?

737
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Speaker 3: Did she hit you up first?

738
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 8: I reached out out at the beginning of the week

739
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 8: and then to have made plans for the weekend?

740
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Speaker 4: All right? So where does a manly, masculine, bearded guy

741
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 4: like yourself take a woman for a first date.

742
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 11: I like to go to David Busters.

743
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 3: A little arcade, little out.

744
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 8: The Amazing Sliders, my favorite.

745
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 3: So what was it like when you first met her?

746
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Speaker 11: We were just polite at first, and we gave a.

747
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 4: Gentle Oh okay, so once we're done being polite, then

748
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 4: what happened?

749
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 3: Then they gave it aggressive?

750
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Speaker 5: Get over here and.

751
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 4: Things got real.

752
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 8: Oh, we just sat at the bar, got some food.

753
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 8: Then the conversation started flowing pretty naturally.

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Speaker 4: Nice.

755
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, you get nervous.

756
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Speaker 2: There's a lot of pressure on how your beard looks

757
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 2: for this, like.

758
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Speaker 18: You know.

759
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 9: It.

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00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 8: Oh of course I have all the oils and the trimmers.

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00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 11: Good made it look real nice.

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00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,439
Speaker 4: That's good.

763
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 3: Okay.

764
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 4: And when you two were talking, what did you like

765
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 4: connect over?

766
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 8: How'd you bond Well, we both bonded over for just

767
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 8: being down for kind of anything, I mean.

768
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 11: And also how nice she was. She complimented me on

769
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 11: like the way I looked.

770
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Speaker 8: The beard, obviously, and then I thought she was adventurous.

771
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 8: Not a lot of girls would want to go to

772
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 8: Dave and Busters, but she was down for it.

773
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 3: Games.

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Speaker 5: Did you help her hold the gun?

775
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: Or I always think any like got too competitive or

776
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what we're wrong here.

777
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, no, I cheered her onto the games. We

778
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 8: were working as a team because we were trying to

779
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 8: get enough tickets to get a stuffed animal.

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Speaker 11: So you were there a long time.

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00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 4: Okay, But now I'm with brook, how did you mess up?

782
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 11: Okay?

783
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 8: So I know it's more of a second and third

784
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 8: date kind of thing you drop on someone, but I

785
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 8: told her I'm a Disney adult.

786
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, you guys know what that is.

787
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like adult who's obsessed with Disney, maybe goes

788
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: to Disneyland a lot for.

789
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 4: A education, names their children after Disney characters.

790
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 5: Quite down, dopey.

791
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 3: For that. That's a good point there should be.

792
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 4: Why do you think bringing that up may have been

793
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 4: a weird point?

794
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 8: You do have to tell someone not everyone's really into it.

795
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 8: And she kind of was asking me about it, and

796
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 8: I think she was kind of like trying to get

797
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 8: me to say, like what that means for me?

798
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 11: Like what level is she working with here?

799
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, like are you a fan? Or do

800
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 4: you have Donald Duck bed sheets? Right?

801
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 8: And so I told her it's like, well, it means

802
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 8: like with a group of friends, I go like five

803
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 8: six times a.

804
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 4: Year, five or six, Okay, every week.

805
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest with you.

806
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: I could see why, like looking down the road, that

807
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: would be hard in a relationship if you weren't both

808
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: on the same boat there.

809
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you gauge her love of Disney?

810
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 14: Yeah?

811
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 8: And I asked her, I was like, well, you know,

812
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 8: I really love Disney.

813
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 11: Do you love this? And she said, I like it?

814
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 11: I do really like it.

815
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 5: I love most people.

816
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 4: After the Disney conversation, you felt the vibe change a

817
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 4: little bit.

818
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 8: I don't know if she's just being nice again about

819
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 8: it or she just played off really.

820
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 7: Well, but she was like, no, I like.

821
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 15: It, you know.

822
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 8: And yeah, I mean it wasn't as intense before, but

823
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 8: it wasn't like a full on drop offs. It was

824
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 8: just like, oh, yeah, that that is newest information I guess.

825
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 8: But yeah, she's not getting back to me. I've tried

826
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 8: to call in her, but you know, I mean, like.

827
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: You understand that in a relationship, if you date someone

828
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: who's not a Disney adult, there'll be some compromise, right,

829
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,479
Speaker 1: you're a reasonable guy.

830
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean i'd like to think.

831
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 4: So Brook's going to be your fairy godmother when we

832
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 4: come back.

833
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 5: Oh you're really good Mickey Mouse impression.

834
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mickey, And we're going to do Cinderella style and

835
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 4: ask to see her feet when we come back and

836
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 4: do a second date up there. We're gonna see if

837
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 4: that slipper fits Disney style right after this.

838
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 8: Hold on, it's a little weird, but thank you, all right,

839
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 8: We're on it.

840
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 10: Hold On, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Updates.

841
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 4: It's a special fairy Tale edition of Second Date Update today. Yeah,

842
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 4: where our listener, Brian, who's a self proclaimed Disney adult,

843
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 4: is looking to find his happily ever after and how

844
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 4: does that happen? Well, in Cinderella, the Prince brings a

845
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 4: glass slipper from house to house. How do we do

846
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 4: it on our show? We request feet picks to see

847
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 4: if they match what we like. Brian, I'm not getting

848
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 4: too creepy here, am I?

849
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 11: I think so?

850
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't even going to tell you that it

851
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: was your feet picks that he was hoping for.

852
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh well, I mean yeah, do you think that's

853
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 8: gonna help?

854
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 7: You're the experts.

855
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 4: We'll request those from you later. But the thing is,

856
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 4: we still don't really know if Olivia actually got turned

857
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 4: off by Brian's admission that he's a Disney adult and

858
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 4: he goes to Disneyland five or six times a year.

859
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 4: But my co hosts think that could be at least

860
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 4: one red flag.

861
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: It's just like two different lives, right, It's like hard

862
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: to imagine going there five or six.

863
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 12: Yeah, Disney adults instead of going somewhere else, they just

864
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 12: go back and back back.

865
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 5: Some people like going to the beach.

866
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: Ye, the.

867
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 5: Walt Disney World has some mess beaches.

868
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 4: That's yeah, that could be a good second date, going

869
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 4: to like a beach version of Disneyland. See her in

870
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 4: a bikini disney hopping. We'll ask for a bikini shots

871
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 4: after the feat.

872
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 3: That's what does ask for pictures. He did not say.

873
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,240
Speaker 5: That Jeff is very creative.

874
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 3: Jeff is the.

875
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 10: Village cloth the beach.

876
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 3: Then fine, you're really giving off Gaston right now.

877
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 4: The hottest one.

878
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 11: Thank you.

879
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 4: Brook. Anyway, let's just call Olivia. We'll see if she

880
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 4: answers the phone, and I'll see a chance to say

881
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 4: here we go. Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Olivia. Hey, Olivia,

882
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 4: you're on a radio show right now. We're called Brook

883
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey and morning.

884
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 5: Hi, good morning.

885
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 13: I'm I'm actually confused.

886
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's okay, because we're doing a segment here

887
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 4: it's called a second Date Update, and we're trying to

888
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 4: help out one of our listeners that you met up

889
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 4: with recently, a guy named Brian. Oh, because he's not

890
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 4: hearing back from you after the two of you hung

891
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 4: out at David Busters.

892
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it sounds like it was fun.

893
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm sorry, how do you how did you get

894
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 13: this information?

895
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 4: Well from him, because honestly, he's a little bit disappointed

896
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 4: that the two of you hadn't had a second meet up.

897
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 13: Okay, so what do you want to what do you

898
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 13: want to know.

899
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 3: Exactly if there's a specific reason, Yeah.

900
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 4: Like, are you trying to avoid a second hangout?

901
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 13: Yeah? I mean, I just I don't really know if

902
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 13: we were a great match.

903
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 4: Okay, what made you feel that way?

904
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 13: I think that maybe our lifestyles are different.

905
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 4: What do you mean by that?

906
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 13: Just like our hobbies and our interests are a little different.

907
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 13: He's into it.

908
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 4: Okay, Well we'll just ask does it have anything to

909
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 4: do with his affection for the world of Disney?

910
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I mean okay, once he told you he

911
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: was a Disney adult and he explains that he vacations

912
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: there five to six times a year.

913
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: Like, what was going through your head?

914
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 20: Yeah, I mean, okay, I've never met anyone who like

915
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 20: loves Disney like that, But I will.

916
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 13: Say that I'm actually pretty open minded, and so when he.

917
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 20: First brought it up, you know, I thought like, oh,

918
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 20: this is just like a quirky kind of passion.

919
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 13: But then he kind of got like a little more

920
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 13: into it.

921
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 20: And so he showed me a picture on his phone

922
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 20: of one of the trips he.

923
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 13: Went on, and it was with him and like a

924
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 13: bunch of his buddies, like a bunch of dudes, and

925
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 13: they were all dressed up like the snow white Dwarfs.

926
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,439
Speaker 4: Oh, that's kind of funny.

927
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 1: I've seen that where a lot of Disney adults will

928
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: cosplay like.

929
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 4: When they go on What about him being dressed as

930
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 4: a dwarf was unappealing to you?

931
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 13: Well, I think I realized, like looking at that photo.

932
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 20: So we met on this app I have a thing

933
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 20: for beards. I thought he was attractive, you know initially,

934
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 20: but then I called his photo and.

935
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 13: All of the guys there has beards except one.

936
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 11: It was dopey.

937
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you were attracted to all of the dwarfs

938
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 4: in addition to Brian.

939
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 13: No, it was just Yeah, I think I kind of

940
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 13: realized in that moment that like his whole identity is wrapped.

941
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 20: Up into being this kind of cartoon dwarf.

942
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 13: Like this isn't a one time thing, this.

943
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: Is a suspenny What wait, you're saying he's not a

944
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: Disney adult, he is a real life door from the

945
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: Seven Doors.

946
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 4: Like a fanatic. Yes, okay, just.

947
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: Because it's one trip, though, that doesn't mean he dresses

948
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: like that all the time.

949
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't dressed like that for your date, right, No,

950
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 4: he was wearing regular clothes.

951
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 13: But something else weird happened.

952
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 20: He walked me to my car, and then as you're

953
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 20: walking to my car, he was singing the high host song.

954
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 4: It's Off to Kiss we Go.

955
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 3: Joking. Was it a joke because of the picture from earlier?

956
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 13: I don't know, you know, I just met him, so like,

957
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 13: this is my first impression.

958
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 4: All You're like, what do you living?

959
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm a minor, this diamond I was pulled

960
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: out from behind you ears.

961
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 4: Oh now Alexis is interested. But okay, it sounds like, Olivia,

962
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 4: you were just kind of overwhelmed by how into Disney

963
00:44:59,560 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 4: he is.

964
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's just kind of made me question things.

965
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 4: We can all understand why you might feel that way.

966
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 4: I'm curious if Brian does, though, because he is on

967
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 4: the other line of this call waiting to jump in

968
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 4: and talk to you.

969
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 13: Are you serious?

970
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 4: Yeah?

971
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 20: Yeah, okay, you guys could have told me this when

972
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 20: I just told you all the.

973
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 4: Sorry about that, Olivia. But yeah he's there, Olivia.

974
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 11: I get. I get what you're saying there. By the way,

975
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 11: I'm sorry I had to go this route, but maybe

976
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 11: I played into it too much.

977
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 8: But no, I don't think I'm actually one of the

978
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 8: seven Dwarves. And but the one I play I'm bashful,

979
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 8: by the way.

980
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 4: Sweet one. Yeah, Brooke is drunky, So yeah it's that

981
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 4: one for sure, Olivia. Does that make it any better

982
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 4: knowing which specific character he is?

983
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 5: I feel like it does.

984
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 20: I don't really know what to say, to be honest,

985
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 20: I just like, if I'm gonna date you, like, do.

986
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 13: I have to dress up?

987
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 8: No, you don't have to. That's like, this is something

988
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 8: I do with my friends. Of course, if you want to,

989
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 8: like that's the thing, but like you don't have to.

990
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 5: That's good.

991
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 3: I mean, think of it this way. It's healthy.

992
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: He's got good friendships, he has a cool hobby. He

993
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: has other interests outside of you, which means he's gonna

994
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: be no, you know, not too clingy, gone on vacation.

995
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.

996
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 12: And he makes good money if you can afford to

997
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 12: go to Disney Factor totally.

998
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 4: I mean, Alexis, would you be into him if you

999
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 4: found out he was a Disney adult With that.

1000
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: Could I go to the beach while he goes to

1001
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 3: the park. Yeah, I think that's a good compromise.

1002
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not quite a no.

1003
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 8: And you know, I I probably should have waited to

1004
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 8: tell you this because I normally I don't bring it up.

1005
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 11: But I felt so comfortable.

1006
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 8: Around you and you're having such a good time that

1007
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 8: I was like, Okay, why not just tell you?

1008
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 5: That's good passions.

1009
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 20: I mean, it's definitely different than anyone I've stated before.

1010
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 20: I guess I could try it out, but if it

1011
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 20: goes too far, it's not.

1012
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 4: Going to be for me.

1013
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: Well wait, is there maybe a Disney character you're more

1014
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: attracted to that he could try out?

1015
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 13: I guess we can explore the princes.

1016
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:25,439
Speaker 3: Okay, they have a lot of facial hair.

1017
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's going to shave for that.

1018
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 8: I bet I about a little chipp and Dale.

1019
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 11: Those like those are great.

1020
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 17: Wowny want to do whatever, But we'd like to offer

1021
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 17: Oh my god, well, Brian feels like you two had

1022
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,919
Speaker 17: an obvious connection, So we'd like to offer to send

1023
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 17: you out on another date, and we would pay for it.

1024
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 13: That's nice. I wasn't planning to pay for it anyway.

1025
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 11: But well, it's all right.

1026
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 8: I work in a diamond mine, so's covered.

1027
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1028
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 11: I won't make those jokes on the.

1029
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 4: Oh wait is that a yes?

1030
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1031
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 3: All right.

1032
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 4: True love is possible in this world, not just in

1033
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 4: the Disney world. And turns out you don't have to

1034
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,240
Speaker 4: ask to see a woman's foot and put a slipper

1035
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 4: on it to see if she's the one for you.

1036
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 3: Do come true.

1037
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 4: Dreams do come true when you're willing to change yourself

1038
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 4: as a man in order to fit exactly what a

1039
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 4: woman wants you to be. When you wish upon a star,

1040
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 4: jeff Yeah, stars and galaxy size.

1041
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 8: Good job, Brian, Well thanks so much, Yang, thanks for

1042
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:38,439
Speaker 8: the help.

1043
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 3: Bashful of date, that's a good point.

1044
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 4: We really are the fairy godparents.

1045
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 16: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1046
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 4: I know I was joking at the end there by

1047
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 4: saying guys can change themselves to become whichever Disney prince

1048
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 4: a woman dreams that she wants him to be, and they.

1049
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: Could ever actually tell when you're joking or not. I

1050
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 1: don't think that women want you to change yourself, and

1051
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: they just think they want you to be cool from

1052
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 1: the start.

1053
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, they want you to be perfect total. Olivia

1054
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 4: did seem tentative about his specific Disney character choices and

1055
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 4: how deep his passion was.

1056
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1057
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 12: I mean for me, someone who goes to Disney once

1058
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 12: a year, he didn't see that bad. There's literally just

1059
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 12: the real Disney adults like live at the park.

1060
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 3: Five to six times a year. Is every other month?

1061
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 4: Well, my advice to Brian is don't change yourself. Okay,

1062
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 4: be you just maybe wait till date three to bring

1063
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 4: your long floppy hat into the bedroom.

1064
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 3: At bit that's not part of it, jeff didn't you

1065
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 3: hear him?

1066
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,720
Speaker 4: Oh? Okay, well, whatever it is, just be you, Brian.

1067
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 4: Whichever whichever Disney Dwarf character you are, you be the

1068
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 4: best version of that you can be.

1069
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 3: That's right.

1070
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 4: And if you want some help being the best version

1071
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 4: of yourself with a little bit of with a little

1072
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 4: bit of an assist from our show, email us and

1073
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 4: we can call that person who's not calling you back.

1074
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 4: Go check out our podcast. They're up von, they're up online.

1075
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 4: Wherever you get yours aprook and Jeffrey. Rarely do we

1076
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 4: get involved in local politics.

1077
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 5: Oh, here we go.

1078
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 4: We're doing it now, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1079
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,720
Speaker 4: But this just came across my desk and it's too juicy.

1080
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 4: Jack McCarty is the current mayor of North Ridgeland, Texas.

1081
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 4: He's up for re election on May second. Jack was

1082
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 4: expected to run unopposed.

1083
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened, Jeff.

1084
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 4: Well, some of the locals haven't approved of his work

1085
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 4: during his time in office.

1086
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 3: A small towns love to hate mayors.

1087
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 4: But he's even come out and said he doesn't plan

1088
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 4: on doing any fundraising or spending any money to help

1089
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 4: his campaign.

1090
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 5: All right, he was running against you? Why would you?

1091
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 4: And that perked up the ears of a new challenger

1092
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 4: who just tossed his cowboy hat into the ring. His

1093
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 4: original name is Dustin Ebby, but he just changed his

1094
00:50:54,719 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 4: name legally to quote literally anybody else. Dude, it's not

1095
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 4: a joke, it's is real. So on the ballot, your

1096
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 4: two choices are current mayor Jack McCarty or literally anybody else.

1097
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 4: This is a level of petty that we can get.

1098
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 3: Busy when he gets elected. Is he mayor else? Or

1099
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 3: is he go by his full name?

1100
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 5: Do you know what a nangel?

1101
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 4: I think? He stays by anybody else for Dustin. His

1102
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 4: friends do call him Dusty, and he says someday he

1103
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 4: does plan to change his name back, depending on if

1104
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 4: he wins or loses.

1105
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think he's gonna like it. Just

1106
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 3: a swamp like that.

1107
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, anybody else definitely has our vote, and if

1108
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 4: it continues this way, we could be saying president anybody

1109
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 4: else very very soon.

1110
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 5: A vote for him on the presidential vallet.

1111
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 4: Absolutely, don't forget. Literally literally anybody else, we support it.

1112
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 4: Laser Stories coming up right after this. It's the radio

1113
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:10,960
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1114
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,759
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1115
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, so worse.

1116
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:21,840
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1117
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 4: ranch bubbles with your friends. With Laser Stories the segment

1118
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 4: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

1119
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 4: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those

1120
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 4: other gooey chewies.

1121
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 3: Just don't can't wait for the thousand Island flavor.

1122
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 4: Yes, first laser story is out of England. Two teenagers

1123
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 4: in the UK put up a creepy video on YouTube

1124
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 4: of them exploring an abandoned mall. In it, you could

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00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 4: see the two boys, Lee and Reggie, climb over a

1126
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 4: barricaded escalator to explore the downstairs of the eerily empty

1127
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 4: shopping center, and then they heard a spooky noise and

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00:52:59,040 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 4: ran out of there.

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00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I bet you know.

1130
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 4: Oh boy did it. A day later, the video went

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00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 4: up with the caption abandoned shopping center in the middle

1132
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 4: of Cardiff City. We almost got caught by police or something,

1133
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 4: the worst something.

1134
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 3: It could be a ghost.

1135
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, they weren't sure ghost. The only problem the mall

1136
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 4: they were in was very much still open.

1137
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 3: Wait, it's so sad.

1138
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 4: Viewers were quick to point out the mall is still

1139
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 4: actively in business and it was just a slow day.

1140
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 4: When the two of them showed up and the comments

1141
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 4: started pouring in. One said, that's just Queen's arcade, mate,

1142
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 4: it's always like that. Another said, you want to come

1143
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 4: explore my abandoned house. I'll sit in the living room

1144
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 4: and close the door behind you.

1145
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 12: You walked through a jewelry store, like, oh my gosh,

1146
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 12: someone's here.

1147
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 5: How long have you lived here? Would you like to

1148
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 5: buy something?

1149
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 4: And they tried to defend their posts saying they entered

1150
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 4: through a restraint door and didn't see one single person

1151
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 4: in the entire twenty minutes they spent inside.

1152
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 3: I mean that could actually be true in some malls and.

1153
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 5: Set off an alarm somewhere.

1154
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, how were they supposed to know it was still open?

1155
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 3: That is so funny, you know, people into malls.

1156
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 4: I can still smell the cinnabon in here. Oh, like

1157
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 4: it's almost life.

1158
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 5: Wow, yesterday, not a Prinzel.

1159
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Florida. One of

1160
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 4: the stereotypes of the Sunshine State is that it's packed

1161
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 4: with drunk elderly people driving golf carts around.

1162
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 3: Yes, don't they pride themselves on that stereotype.

1163
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 4: Well, guess what, sometimes that's true. Hey, and I say

1164
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 4: that because a sixty five year old man in Florida

1165
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 4: named James Pranti is making news because he called nine

1166
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,240
Speaker 4: to one one earlier this month after his wife fell

1167
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 4: out of their golf cart god hit her head and

1168
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 4: was unconscious. When the cops arrived, they noticed that James

1169
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 4: appeared intoxicated.

1170
00:54:59,040 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 13: Oh.

1171
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 4: He admitted that they had been partying at the club

1172
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,240
Speaker 4: since noon and it was around nine pm at the time.

1173
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 3: Wow.

1174
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 5: That really is the club for old people. It's the

1175
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 5: country club.

1176
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: Sorry, if you're sixty five and you can still go

1177
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 1: nine hours of steady drinking, that is impressive.

1178
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 5: Well he probably took a couple naps.

1179
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, well he did fail the sobriety test, and right

1180
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 4: as they were about to put him in cuffs, his

1181
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 4: wife suddenly came to sat up and told James, if

1182
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 4: cops show up, don't tell them that you were drinking, honey.

1183
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 4: A little late for that. He was arrested in charge

1184
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 4: with DUI with serious bodily injury. Thankfully, his wife should

1185
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 4: be okay, just a little bump on the head and

1186
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 4: she's forgotten the last five years of her life, No.

1187
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 21: Big deal whatever, not the good five years exactly. I mean,

1188
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 21: do we not have golf car ubers yet, because that

1189
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 21: may be our new business plan. Yeah, we can hit

1190
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,760
Speaker 21: every retirement community in Florida.

1191
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 4: You get that started. This next laser story is out

1192
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 4: of courtship Cove. We have some good news for you.

1193
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 4: If you have a thing for someone, but you're pretty

1194
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 4: sure that they think you're I don't know, gross, not

1195
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 4: quite ready to quit your day job and start modeling.

1196
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 15: Yet.

1197
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying they're not attracted to you.

1198
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 3: That's a weird way.

1199
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 4: I'm trying not to be so cruel, trying to but

1200
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 4: you don't have to.

1201
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: Just because you're ugly to one person doesn't mean you're

1202
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 1: ugly to everyone.

1203
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 4: J Yeah, that's the message I'm trying to give here.

1204
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 4: There is still hope for you.

1205
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1206
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, just keep putting your face directly in front of theirs. Well, no,

1207
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 4: because a new study out of Harvard University found the

1208
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 4: more you look at a face, the more attractive you

1209
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 4: start to think it is.

1210
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: I feel like Jeffrey's messaging is also the closer you get,

1211
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: the more to work.

1212
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, get in their face.

1213
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 4: It's worth a shot. So even if your first impression

1214
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 4: of someone is that they're absolutely ugly, keep looking at

1215
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 4: them long enough and you'll love eventually start to find

1216
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 4: them kind of attractive.

1217
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:06,240
Speaker 5: Who rises.

1218
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 4: It's more of like Brooks family reunion tensions. Every year,

1219
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 4: tension grows stronger.

1220
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,919
Speaker 3: Now yours are so gross, and only gets hotter.

1221
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 4: The researchers got the idea because an old study found

1222
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 4: when people looked at a color for a long time,

1223
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 4: they thought it looked brighter when nothing really had changed about.

1224
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 4: It's called the enhancement effect. And now we know what

1225
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 4: works for faces too. So if you know this now

1226
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 4: you should really try to take advantage of it.

1227
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean if you're hot on the apps,

1228
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: then in thirty years when you're married to that person,

1229
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: they must.

1230
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 3: Be supertracted, right.

1231
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: Him for a second, when you flip through it totally.

1232
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 4: Let's go to your optimism. We're sticking to it. Let's

1233
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 4: go to your final laser story. Out of Tennessee, a

1234
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 4: thirty four year old woman named Brenda Harper was checking

1235
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 4: her door camera and noticed a seventy eight year old

1236
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 4: DoorDash driver struggling to climb up her stairs to deliver

1237
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 4: her order.

1238
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I saw.

1239
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 5: This and I cried.

1240
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 4: So did she get on the camera and be like, hey,

1241
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 4: can you go a little faster? No, she went outside

1242
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 4: to help and got her meal, and when she went inside,

1243
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 4: Brenda noticed his name was on the receipt. So she

1244
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 4: did a little internet sleuthing and found him in real life.

1245
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 5: Like a small town. I'm sure it's easier to.

1246
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 3: A little creepy Brenda.

1247
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 4: Well, she then sent him a message and he responded,

1248
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 4: and Brenda learned the reason why he was still working

1249
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 4: was to help cover his wife's kidney disease medication.

1250
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 12: It's the cutest story, so cute, Well it turns cute.

1251
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 4: Instead of doing nothing about it, Brenda decided to launch

1252
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 4: a gofund me and it quickly went viral. In the end,

1253
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 4: it even surprised her how many people cared, because the

1254
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 4: GoFundMe has now surpassed nine hundred thousand dollars.

1255
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 5: I clicked on this and I went to donating.

1256
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 3: Was like, well, never mind, Okay, suddenly he's a rich guy.

1257
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 3: He leaves his wife and finds a hot piece.

1258
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 12: Speedboat somewhere in Florida.

1259
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 4: Well, according to the enhancement effect, did he keep delivering

1260
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 4: door dash for that same house? Brenda's gonna find him

1261
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,919
Speaker 4: hotter and hotter. But turns out the two of them

1262
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 4: couldn't be happier with how it turned out.

1263
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 5: What a miracle.

1264
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 4: That much cash is a great thing. But has anybody

1265
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 4: thought of raising money through a gently worn shoe sale? No?

1266
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 4: I know a guy who would do more than willing

1267
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 4: to donate for it. Not sure if it's gently, but

1268
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 4: he is all in on those donations. And that's how

1269
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 4: means Lady the story has come to an end for

1270
00:59:50,240 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 4: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

1271
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 4: It is not Newbie Week anymore. That has come and gone.

1272
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 4: We've moved on to Ugly Week. Every contestant is a

1273
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 4: certified four or lower. How can we conclude that the

1274
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 4: state has asked us to do a favor because all

1275
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 4: the pretty privileged people are always getting all the perks,

1276
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 4: all the benefits of life, so we got to step

1277
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 4: in and take care of the Uggos of the world.

1278
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 12: Can we check the airy code make sure it's not

1279
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 12: from the pretty part of town.

1280
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 3: I mean, it's got to be from where we all live. Yeah,

1281
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 3: definitely in the same group as down Ugly Ugly Day,

1282
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 3: Ugly Day, Ugly Day Day.

1283
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 4: And today we're talking to Mark. Mark, how would you

1284
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 4: rate yourself on the Uggo meter scale of one to ug.

1285
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:56,919
Speaker 7: Hopefully one life and I've not sure how ugly day?

1286
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you got one heck of a personality.

1287
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 5: You're way too nice to be hot.

1288
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 3: I know.

1289
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 5: That's just a fact.

1290
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, just too much personality for this show to handle.

1291
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 4: We better get into the game as quickly as possible.

1292
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds on the clocked answer as many

1293
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 4: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1294
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 4: say past. But you have to beat Brooke, who's already

1295
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 4: left the studio outright in order to win.

1296
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 5: She's sup pretty to be in here exactly.

1297
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 4: Scared her away? Good job, Mark, are you ready? You

1298
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 4: got it? Your time starts now? Who was the first

1299
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 4: president to serve two non consecutive terms? Those of In

1300
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 4: the TV show The Office? Who is assistant to the

1301
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 4: Regional Manager? In which decade did World War Two end?

1302
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 4: In the Marvel Universe, the actor Benedict Cumberbatch played the

1303
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 4: role of what superhero Doctor Strange? What Olympic sport gives

1304
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 4: competitors three attempts at the snatch? Name the musician that

1305
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 4: was in the band's Nirvana and Foo Fighters.

1306
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 7: H Dave something?

1307
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 12: Okay something because it was Dave something that would be

1308
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 12: an awesome.

1309
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 4: Oh, good work there, Mark, that was not bad at all.

1310
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 4: That's your first try, right, the first time playing the game?

1311
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, broke, it was first time.

1312
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 4: It was he was a newbie and an uggo at

1313
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 4: the same time. Ugly tax pay for that. Yeah, he

1314
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 4: brings so much to the table. And if you're hearing

1315
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 4: Mark right now wondering who is that guy single? Sorry, ladies,

1316
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 4: he is an engaged man. Tell us, tell us how

1317
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 4: you pop the question to your special lady.

1318
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 7: So we went down to San Francisco and I thought

1319
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 7: a surprise cropole on the beach shown there so nicely,

1320
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 7: had some candles, a nice.

1321
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 5: Little showder and joy.

1322
01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 4: Awesome. What a romantic story. Thanks for sharing that with us, Mark.

1323
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,439
Speaker 4: Now it's Brooks turn. Brook Are you ready?

1324
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm ready.

1325
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Who was the first president to

1326
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 4: serve two non consecutive terms?

1327
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go, I don't even know.

1328
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 4: Give me Adams the Inn the TV show The Office?

1329
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 4: Who is assistant to the regional manager Dwight shrewd? In

1330
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 4: Which decade did World War Two end?

1331
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 3: In the forties?

1332
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 4: In the Marvel Universe, the actor Benedict's Cumberbatch played the role.

1333
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 3: Of what superhero doctor Strange?

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Speaker 4: In What Olympic sport? Do they give competitors three attempts

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Speaker 4: at the snatch?

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Speaker 3: Oh? You're snatching your weightlifting?

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Speaker 9: All right?

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Speaker 4: We got our answers in time to head on over

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Speaker 4: to the scoreboard to see you both did. With Jose,

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Speaker 4: I have one simple request, and that is to have

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Speaker 4: sharks with freaking leisure being their heads.

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Speaker 5: I love that movie. Mark, you got three correct?

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Speaker 9: Amen?

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Speaker 4: You so proud of you. Well done.

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Speaker 3: He snatched it, Yes you did.

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Speaker 4: Brook four around Mark, we were so so close, just

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Speaker 4: barely wasn't enough. Today, let's go over the answers. First

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Speaker 4: president to serve two non consecutive terms would be President

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Speaker 4: Grover Cleveland.

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Speaker 3: Wow to that one.

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Speaker 4: He was the twenty second and the twenty fourth president.

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Speaker 4: About him in the TV that's true. In the TV

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Speaker 4: show The Office, Dwight Shrut is assistant to the regional manager.

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Speaker 4: World War Two ended in the nineteen forties nineteen forty five. Specifically,

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Speaker 4: in the Marvel Universe, Benedict Cumberbatch plays Doctor Strange. Olympic

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Speaker 4: sport that gives you three attempts that the snatch would

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Speaker 4: be weightlifting, and Brooke didn't get to this one. The

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Speaker 4: musician who was in Nirvana and Foo Fighters, that would

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Speaker 4: be Dave. Yeah, we couldn't give you half credit for that. Mark,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I loss though. Yeah, three and a half.

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Speaker 4: You know what, let's give him the half credit.

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Speaker 3: You know what three and a half way did he

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Speaker 3: say Dave somebody else?

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Speaker 4: He said Dave something. Well, I'm Sorry, Mark, it wasn't

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Speaker 4: enough to win today. But the good news is, just

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Speaker 4: for playing, we're giving you a pair of tickets to

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Speaker 4: the Washington State Spring Fairy. The fair runs April tenth

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Speaker 4: through the twelfth and April seventeenth through the nineteen. For

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Speaker 4: more information, go to the fair dot com.

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Speaker 7: Hey, thank you, Thanks guys, Thanks all.

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Speaker 1: Right, thanks for coming on and plane and sorry about

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Speaker 1: all the insults.

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Speaker 7: Man, It's okay, will compliment.

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Speaker 18: Kay.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Mark, You're welcome back on the show anytime. Come

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Speaker 4: back and play again.

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Speaker 7: Soon.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow, Brooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the morning.