Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One beto, bet another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry Shay and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3: Larry, why are you breathing? Why are you breathing hard?
Speaker 4: I am you can hear me breathing, heart really, yes,
Speaker 4: I am walking through Reading Market, terminal market in Philly.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find a table to get something to eat. Okay,
Speaker 4: and me and the wife and the sister.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we're at the pharmacy trying to find.
Speaker 3: Something fuel up that long day ahead. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: We drove the Trent and took the train in from
Speaker 4: Trent and bouncing around his mark and how it's crazy, big, beautiful.
Speaker 3: And how long are you are you guys doing an overnight.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no overnight train back Like I'll follow
Speaker 4: you guys, go follow the you know, just take the
Speaker 4: train back to Trent and drive home tonight sometimes.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Damn you lead an exciting life, so exciting.
Speaker 4: Damn you got to do something, a little something every day.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know you got to spice up your uh
Speaker 3: life a little bit there, Dan.
Speaker 4: When we get off the air, I'll tell you what's
Speaker 4: happening after the wedding in London. Five and a half weeks.
Speaker 4: They're keeping me over there?
Speaker 6: What? Yeah, crazy in London?
Speaker 4: No, are you kidding me? Pirates and Spain and I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: Apple, we got to fill this, Yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 4: Five five and a half weeks, Dan, Yeah, people would
Speaker 4: kill to go to your five Yes, yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna buy my own plane ticket home three weeks
Speaker 4: into the tripp.
Speaker 1: And they probably wouldn't argue with that either.
Speaker 7: I'm sure, Yes, Ray, Can we send angel boy a camera? Yes,
Speaker 7: so he can record some of the stuff with Larry
Speaker 7: or you can take it on your phone.
Speaker 4: I don't think angel Boyle will be on the trip.
Speaker 3: Oh well, who else going to Europe?
Speaker 4: Just the three blind mice, you and.
Speaker 1: Your wife and your wife's sister. Correct, there is something
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 5: Someone's getting trafficked in Budapest or something else.
Speaker 3: Spain's got to legalized brothels all over the country.
Speaker 1: Larry doesn't need that. He travels with one. They might
Speaker 1: want some group back.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm looking at recapping Bad Larry. It
Speaker 1: says he one lost three units last week, Ray, you lost, Yes,
Speaker 1: he lost three? Okay, you got one lost? Yuh So
Speaker 1: Bad Layer's got two units. Shay is up one and
Speaker 1: a half. You won three units last week, big showing
Speaker 1: and telling he's minus twenty six units.
Speaker 3: You lost five last week.
Speaker 5: I just need one barlay to get back in this.
Speaker 5: I have some gripes from last week too.
Speaker 1: Any anybody want to recap anything Bad Layer will start
Speaker 1: with you, anything that you have a problem.
Speaker 4: No, no, I just I just have to ask. So, Ray,
Speaker 4: you're doing my Mets and my Chicago Whites against the
Speaker 4: White Sox and those unders every week. Okay, so they're
Speaker 4: already in those losses, okay.
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah.
Speaker 1: It says the White Sox under every game first twenty
Speaker 1: five games, and it's two, three and one the Mets
Speaker 1: money line first fifteen games, they're three and three.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, there.
Speaker 4: I didn't know who's going to keep that till the end.
Speaker 4: Or so my losses are already in there and I'm
Speaker 4: up three units or whatever going forward.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's gonna be every every single week. I'm not
Speaker 7: going to just input it in after the twenty fixth game.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you for that works perfect for me.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 5: Don't the White Sox have the lowest era in baseball
Speaker 5: right now?
Speaker 3: I'm not even following.
Speaker 6: I think they do to start.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's much better than it should have been.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, during Super Bowl Week, Dylan put money
Speaker 1: on Alex Ovechkin to score his eight hundred and ninety
Speaker 1: fifth goal during the regular season at plus three twenty yeah,
Speaker 1: so you need three more.
Speaker 5: They offered they had it on that specific bet on
Speaker 5: DraftKings for a Vechkin to pass s Gretzky. Okay, plus yeah,
Speaker 5: plus three twenty two. This was like a while ago too.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, there's plenty I mean, like he could
Speaker 5: you know, have slowed down.
Speaker 6: But like he had plenty of runway.
Speaker 3: He's gone, that's the best video ever.
Speaker 1: He's got seven games to get three.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And like I could also see like a last
Speaker 5: game he's one shy you know, empty netter or something.
Speaker 6: Good.
Speaker 5: That would actually read four yeah, read for Michael Strahan
Speaker 5: taking you know, taking the easy way out and empty
Speaker 5: net for the goal to break Gretzky's record would actually
Speaker 5: be pretty funny, be gross, unsportsmanlike yeah, no.
Speaker 1: And loves the song by Juicy j.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's not alone.
Speaker 1: Bands make her dance? Oh yeah, sure, dude like bands
Speaker 1: of Money, Yes, b A N d Z.
Speaker 8: Correct, right, not bands.
Speaker 5: It's a good double feature with Bounce It by Juicy
Speaker 5: j a b of A Maestro off the same tape.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm not not familiar with that.
Speaker 8: But the group of three six Mafia, Yeah, six Mafia.
Speaker 3: They won an Academy award.
Speaker 1: They yeah, okay, all right, props shout out punk ass
Speaker 1: mothers North Hollywood. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I skipped
Speaker 1: the headline. Shay has been asked to run for the
Speaker 1: school board. Okay, do you want to do this?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think well, hold on, hold on now, there's a
Speaker 3: couple of things working against.
Speaker 6: Me and this.
Speaker 1: Priors.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, I mean okay, here's the deal on
Speaker 3: our school board and you know the town and we're
Speaker 3: going to leave it out. The property taxes are pretty high,
Speaker 3: they're healthy but it's because the schools are so good.
Speaker 3: So apparently there's been a new ranking that came out
Speaker 3: for the best schools in state of Connecticut, and my
Speaker 3: town fell off like big time. The superintendent just resigned.
Speaker 3: She claimed a health issue. Nobody believes her. Out of
Speaker 3: the school board members, three of them do not have
Speaker 3: kids in the system. One of them lives in New York,
Speaker 3: and the other two have their kids in private school.
Speaker 3: So the question is, what the hell are they doing here.
Speaker 3: They're just trying to limit their tax exposure. So they're
Speaker 3: taking away resources from the school, which helps our property
Speaker 3: value because their kid ain't in the school. So I've
Speaker 3: been asked by a couple of local politicians to consider
Speaker 3: if running for an open seat, not an open seat,
Speaker 3: running a contested seat as an independent, would uh make sense?
Speaker 3: You're an independent, of course I am Danny. I just
Speaker 3: call balls and strikes, you know me. You're just a patriot,
Speaker 3: that's what you are. I love this country. Yes, that's it.
Speaker 3: So I'm thinking about it. Yeah, it might happen, there
Speaker 3: might be a storming of the board. Is your running
Speaker 3: make Jesus this campaign will be blessed.
Speaker 1: If that's what you're asking yeah, absolutely, was it Russell
Speaker 1: Wilson who said I play for an audience of one?
Speaker 3: Is that right, Marvin? He that's what Russ said.
Speaker 8: The big upstairs in audience of one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Man, I was like, actually, you played for a couple
Speaker 8: more people than that, I think.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Monday night football is shit.
Speaker 1: A load of people are watching. Yeah, an audience of one.
Speaker 1: Anything you want to recap from last week? Bill, God,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of bloodshed on you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is, dan and there's one in particular, Michigan
Speaker 5: State minus three and a half against Ole Miss.
Speaker 3: How about them?
Speaker 5: Rep that's a bad beat Hall of Fame of the
Speaker 5: Year if you had three and a half? Ray our
Speaker 5: fucking producer here. I texted him. I was like, that's insane.
Speaker 5: He's like I had minus two and a half. So
Speaker 5: I was like, all right, dude. But that's one of
Speaker 5: those ones where it's like you're always on the wrong
Speaker 5: side of it. I'm never on the side where they
Speaker 5: hit will Miss hits.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah I was on the right side.
Speaker 3: He was great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was probably electric, right, it was awesome. It
Speaker 5: was amazing, incredible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it couldn't figure out why I cared they still lost.
Speaker 5: That was one of those ones where you just involuntarily
Speaker 5: yell at the TV, you like, I'm fucking done with
Speaker 5: this shit, and I quit, and then I didn't quit.
Speaker 1: That leads us to this week, and Larry, are you
Speaker 1: still the clubhouse leader? I guess barely? So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll let you start, Okay.
Speaker 4: I have the over into Florida game. I think it
Speaker 4: was one fifty nine and a half. Yeah, I have
Speaker 4: Florida minus the two and a half. Yeah, and I
Speaker 4: had Duke minus to.
Speaker 3: Five minus five and a half.
Speaker 4: Minus five and a half. I know, I don't know
Speaker 4: if remembers. I have Florida to win it off. From
Speaker 4: the beginning of the tournament. My only prediction for Florida
Speaker 4: national champion if I had a gun to my head,
Speaker 4: if I had to pick another team right now, it
Speaker 4: would be Duke. I think they're playing better than anyone else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna make a pick in the final four.
Speaker 1: You know, I really like the Dodgers. I think they're
Speaker 1: playing well.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think I'm staying with my Flora bet that
Speaker 4: I already have.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, yes, it's already in the books.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty impressive with what Duke's been doing right now?
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that it? Larry?
Speaker 4: I guess walked into Molly Malloy's a little bar in
Speaker 4: this place. It looks great and I'm gonna go chicken
Speaker 4: pop hye, put my order in and a Budwaser by
Speaker 4: the way, and I'm sitting here now and this is
Speaker 4: pretty interesting place.
Speaker 1: You never drink draft?
Speaker 3: Do you always drink bottle?
Speaker 4: Or I can? I'm gonna go about if they have
Speaker 4: it when the waiter gets here.
Speaker 1: If it's draft, I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should try a draft.
Speaker 5: Oh the only times you get I would opt for
Speaker 5: a bottle or can over draft, as if you're at
Speaker 5: like a real shitty bar.
Speaker 3: And you need a weapon, yeah, or your weapon bottle a.
Speaker 5: Weapon, or you don't trust how clean like the y
Speaker 5: The lines.
Speaker 1: Are, yeah, the lines are yeah, but oh man, you
Speaker 1: you give me beer on tap and yeah, a kid,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna crush you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It just tastes better.
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 5: It's like fountain coke for McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Con Okay, in out of the can.
Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, I'm going draft that.
Speaker 5: We're actually getting like done today.
Speaker 3: Uh shay, you're up. Uh yeah, I got the fighting
Speaker 3: Shaloms plus two and a half. I don't know.
Speaker 5: They're both they're both got Jewish head coaches.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be an internal conflict, Dylan, Are you okay
Speaker 3: with him? Yeah? Calling them the Shaloms.
Speaker 5: I mean, well, look, I'll talk to you after the podcast.
Speaker 3: No, I'd rather you talk right during the podcast if
Speaker 3: you have a problem.
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm more concerned about the lack of clarity
Speaker 5: because they're both the fighting Shaloms three out of four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, John Shire, let's not talk about overrepresentation.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be Sonny and San like.
Speaker 3: This is like the Nobel Prize nominees.
Speaker 1: Okay, So which Shaloms are you taking?
Speaker 3: The pearls Fighting Pearls? Okay. I can't bring him down,
Speaker 3: Not even the Feds can stop Bruce. Uh. And then
Speaker 3: I got to Duke Houston under one thirty six. And
Speaker 3: then I got golf, Danny. But we'll save that for
Speaker 3: a minute. Oh okay, are we doing just basketball now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We can do just basketball. Bad Larry doesn't have any golf,
Speaker 1: so he just has basketball. All right, Dylan, give us
Speaker 1: your basketball and then we'll do the the golf.
Speaker 5: All right, Dan, I'm going Auburn the Fighting Pearls plus
Speaker 5: two and a half and Houston plus five and a
Speaker 5: half against Duke. I was inclined to take the favorites
Speaker 5: just because that's been the way things are going. But
Speaker 5: the moment I do that, both of the dogs win
Speaker 5: or at least cover, so taking both of them to
Speaker 5: cover the spread, and then I'm going Houston Duke over
Speaker 5: one thirty five and a half.
Speaker 6: Okay, yep, sorry shy.
Speaker 1: Back to golf, the Texas Valero Open.
Speaker 6: The big one, yes, say.
Speaker 3: I got my boy Ludwig to win plus twelve hundred.
Speaker 3: Then I got Pattilla plus twenty two hundred, and then
Speaker 3: I got some top ten's going a little crazy here, Danny,
Speaker 3: I got hook him plus two hundred, Cory Connors, who
Speaker 3: I love now.
Speaker 5: You've been big on the conuct train.
Speaker 6: I love it. Uh.
Speaker 3: And then top twenty I got Coochar Keegan Bradley see
Speaker 3: wu Kim who I pronounced that correctly? And then I'm
Speaker 3: heavier on hook him to units there Danny Jordan speed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hook him not a big Matt Coocher guy.
Speaker 3: I like the odds, but I just like when they
Speaker 3: say coo.
Speaker 5: You remember the story with his caddy in Mexico. They
Speaker 5: had like the local guy. Then they gonna pay ten
Speaker 5: grand to caddy. Yeah, and then he won, didn't say
Speaker 5: like and didn't pay him, and everyone was like, come on.
Speaker 3: Man, it's coo. Do you have golf deal?
Speaker 5: I do, Dan, I've got one. Danny McCarthy to win
Speaker 5: plus twenty five hundred lost in the playoff last year
Speaker 5: at this very same time. Okay, which is I used
Speaker 5: that logical lot and it rarely works out.
Speaker 6: But such his life.
Speaker 3: Okay, anything else that is on the table.
Speaker 5: Oh, we were discussing, uh, the worst things in sports.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you have an NHL ben?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Why am I telling you your bet?
Speaker 5: Because I am stupid?
Speaker 1: You're not stupid, You're just not a good gambler.
Speaker 5: Definitely not a good gambler. Yeah. Connor Hellabuck to win
Speaker 5: the Heart Trophy regular season MVP. He's the Jets goalie.
Speaker 6: Okay, plus one fifty. Oh yeah, it would be the.
Speaker 5: First Goy since Carrie Price. I think to win it.
Speaker 5: But he's like putting up like unreal.
Speaker 1: I partied Dauas once, okay, partied in Dallas outside of Dallas. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: house party. He had a couple daughters. Jeez, Louise, it
Speaker 1: was a good.
Speaker 5: Party, did they agree or.
Speaker 3: The oldest daughter wasn't there, so we rated her room
Speaker 3: and found her drugstash and that was I mean, that
Speaker 3: was probably fifteen at the time. It was some very.
Speaker 6: Advanced chemicals.
Speaker 3: Yes, she was a pro.
Speaker 5: Okay, some stuff you weren't expecting to find.
Speaker 3: Happily found.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this, of course won't make the episode.
Speaker 3: Just letting you know. Really, No, you can't call out
Speaker 3: his daughters from I loved him. I loved the man.
Speaker 3: He was my favorite goalie.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if he's appreciate you saying that
Speaker 1: you ransacked his daughter's room for drugs.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a strong word. We were guided there by
Speaker 3: the other daughter and she was like, hey, all right, fine, sorry,
Speaker 3: what do you.
Speaker 6: I thought it was?
Speaker 5: I mean, the other daughter was there, so it makes
Speaker 5: it a little better.
Speaker 8: We'll bleep out the name.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, because after every episode, Rey goes anything to take
Speaker 1: out and it's not always me though. No, no, but
Speaker 1: Larry did used used a term you don't use.
Speaker 3: I've never done that. No you haven't. But You've done
Speaker 3: a lot of things. So I'm just being open with
Speaker 3: the audience. No, no, And I appreciate that one.
Speaker 5: Of us has to be the sweetheart on this thing.
Speaker 3: So again, vulnerable, You're vulnerable. Vulnerable, Yeah, being vulnerable. The
Speaker 3: roommate told me to be more vulnerable on the show.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 6: Little?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like be uh, don't you open up too much?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, she met Like, you know, I had this image
Speaker 3: of being like a crazy person or a drug addict.
Speaker 3: While those may be true, it's not true all the time.
Speaker 3: There's other facets. Yeah, Like I'm a father of three.
Speaker 3: I was on the Twitter the other day and I
Speaker 3: said something about how happy I am that I'm a father,
Speaker 3: because you know, there's all this discourse about people not
Speaker 3: wanting kids, or kids are too much, or there's a
Speaker 3: reason nobody's happy because they have kids. And I was like,
Speaker 3: that's bananas.
Speaker 5: You can be perfectly happy if you're just neglect these kids.
Speaker 3: No, kids are a blessing. Like it's it's amazing we
Speaker 3: have three. I wish we had five.
Speaker 1: It's great, Okay, but you tweet out my youngest is four.
Speaker 1: We had three under five at one point. It's a joy,
Speaker 1: it's a blessing, It's awesome.
Speaker 5: I don't who it sounds like ai rus I.
Speaker 1: Don't deserve the joy my kids bring me. But every
Speaker 1: single day with them is a gift, and anyone preaching
Speaker 1: the opposite is either too selfish to realize it or
Speaker 1: too bitter to accept the other side of their depression.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? What are you doing? That's true?
Speaker 1: That is bad for business?
Speaker 3: Think so yes?
Speaker 2: Why people don't.
Speaker 1: Want to hear that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Got some pretty good responses.
Speaker 7: The top comment is did you get hacked?
Speaker 3: I think a lot of that. Did the roommate steal
Speaker 3: your phone?
Speaker 2: I swear to God I love my family.
Speaker 3: Dang, that's true.
Speaker 1: It should be true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it should be true.
Speaker 1: You should feel that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, But I don't know if you do feel
Speaker 3: that I do. I do.
Speaker 1: But what the other Let's just take a vote here, Marvin,
Speaker 1: do you think that that is Shae being truthful?
Speaker 8: Yeah? I think Shae's nuts, but I think he loves
Speaker 8: his kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan, do you think that that is an honest
Speaker 1: representation of Shae in Irving?
Speaker 5: Wow, it sounds like it was written by a robot.
Speaker 5: I do think to some degree. I think Shae is
Speaker 5: really a sweetheart deep down, just you know, a softy,
Speaker 5: a little bit of a soft kind of a pussy.
Speaker 2: Actually, we're back on track.
Speaker 3: Is he a romantic?
Speaker 5: I think he is a romote Well, I mean, I
Speaker 5: mean what you're just gonna nod off at dinner and
Speaker 5: start crying. That's not romantic.
Speaker 1: Ray, what do you think?
Speaker 7: I don't think he's a romantic, but I think he's
Speaker 7: a loving father. As we saw when we came over
Speaker 7: for dinner. I was not expecting what I saw when
Speaker 7: we went over for dinner. I was impressed.
Speaker 5: Yea, when you told him to get the fuck upstairs,
Speaker 5: but he said it in a nice way. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: was gentle.
Speaker 3: Hey girls, get the fuck upstairs, right?
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 1: Okay, So he's a loving father. Is he a loving husband?
Speaker 5: No, he's a piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The roommate really was upset. I shared the percoset story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, liquid puros.
Speaker 3: Yeah. She was like, it's so triggering. It's I remember
Speaker 3: that night. That was awful.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 3: Bad, Larr. Are you still with us?
Speaker 4: I'm still with you. I think he's a great father.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure about how great a husband.
Speaker 3: He is, let's I'll take it.
Speaker 4: But uh, and I like and I like him being
Speaker 4: a little more vulnerable. I can see that. I saw
Speaker 4: that soft side on our little trip to Atlantic City.
Speaker 3: Really, thank you, Larry.
Speaker 5: I did not see that at all.
Speaker 3: All right, Larry, Well, enjoy your did you have your
Speaker 3: your beer yet?
Speaker 4: I will send you guys a picture they just arrived.
Speaker 4: We always take a picture of three and that our children.
Speaker 4: Guess who's drinking what?
Speaker 6: Wow, I'll send you.
Speaker 2: We'll send it to the boys.
Speaker 3: Might tire.
Speaker 5: I can't retire if this is If you retire, you'll
Speaker 5: be end up eating a fucking pot pie in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: If only my wife had a sister who sold Zanda. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you.
Speaker 5: Send a picture of the pot pie to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you go, Duke, Okay, wow, yeah, they're really
Speaker 1: playing well I'm gonna go. Yeahderell, I didn't think Duke
Speaker 1: would here, Dylan anything you'd like to mention.
Speaker 5: So we were talking about the worst things in sports
Speaker 5: broadly speaking. I think also, i'll uh the Michigan State
Speaker 5: thing from last week, so uh, Producer Ray had us
Speaker 5: come up with a couple you know, just what are
Speaker 5: just some shitty things that happened in the world of sports,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 7: Like, okay, right, yeah, it's the top five worst things
Speaker 7: that can happen in a game for a gambler. Like
Speaker 7: for me, it's a muff punt. Like if I have
Speaker 7: a team, it's third and four, the oppositions incomplete pass,
Speaker 7: We're like, oh good, we're getting the ball back.
Speaker 3: Muff punt.
Speaker 7: That's my biggest that's the worst thing that can happen
Speaker 7: to me. That's my least favorite thing.
Speaker 5: Dyl as well, over time in any sport, if you
Speaker 5: have the under that always blows phantom holding call in
Speaker 5: a big play, okay, else past interference just in general,
Speaker 5: I feel like that I get boned by a pass
Speaker 5: interference more often than not.
Speaker 3: Bound Yeah, what about you? She uh. The intelligence of
Speaker 3: football players increasing over the last couple of years has
Speaker 3: really corn holed me. Like when I got the over
Speaker 3: and there's a breakaway run and he stops at the
Speaker 3: two yard line because he doesn't want to meet the
Speaker 3: ball back and you can end it out and you
Speaker 3: lose the over. I mean, these guys have been studying
Speaker 3: way too much film. I don't like it.
Speaker 5: Then you stopeah too much clock management on there, Nick Chubb, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 5: Just score the touchdown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go for the glory, you bum Yeah.
Speaker 7: I also have Larry's since he hung up. So number
Speaker 7: one is prevent defense giving up a meaningless touchdown. He
Speaker 7: has number two, bullshit pass interference call given for a
Speaker 7: first down, any roughing the passer call when the quarterback
Speaker 7: is sliding in parentheses, that's bullshit, the five yard automatic
Speaker 7: first down for a legal contact. And the second one
Speaker 7: is he thinks every player should bet on the game,
Speaker 7: so we know they fucking care.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know it's another brutal one is after the
Speaker 5: game's over and you've lost your bet, seeing the like
Speaker 5: uh picture on Instagram that all the analysts picked that
Speaker 5: team and around, You're like, if only I had seen.
Speaker 6: That before the game.
Speaker 3: It's Sunday night football.
Speaker 5: It works every single time.
Speaker 1: Ginger, you don't play on Jason Garrett.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I don't know how you're so nice
Speaker 3: to him. I don't get it. I like Jason perfectly.
Speaker 1: Don't you brought it up?
Speaker 3: Have you ever asked him why he talks about running
Speaker 3: the ball now? And he did?
Speaker 1: But but you know this is where I'm sensitive. I'm compassionate,
Speaker 1: I care, I love my children, I love my wife.
Speaker 3: Jason Garrett love Jason Garrett. I can't believe he said
Speaker 3: that outloud. That's somebody's gonna cut that and they're gonna
Speaker 3: play it ten years from now. You're gonna be embarrassed.
Speaker 3: You're gonna say, wow, what was wrong with me? I
Speaker 3: love your wife? Yeah, all right, we know, love your kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I could get comfortable in that house you did.
Speaker 6: It's a nice coach.
Speaker 1: I know when I'm going to the refrigerator like I'm
Speaker 1: you know, and then his wife would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: all open the all open your beer for you so
Speaker 1: much bullshit, all open and we got it.
Speaker 3: I got a new she'll blee or something like, I
Speaker 3: don't even know what the fuck those are and she's
Speaker 3: offering it to Danny. Yeah, yes, but she was like,
Speaker 3: I'll open your beer.
Speaker 5: She pulls out the yellow taiale for you.
Speaker 1: Whoa right, Yeah, that's right. That's like twelve dollars wine,
Speaker 1: double bottle boxed wine.
Speaker 3: Friends.
Speaker 6: Yeah like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. By the way, Shan Irving wherever you
Speaker 1: get your podcast, and you can also follow him on
Speaker 1: social media.
Speaker 3: Get some vulnerability in your life. Yeah, get some in
Speaker 3: your life, Get some Jesus in your life.
Speaker 5: Were you playing for one man when you wrote that?
Speaker 3: Or no, I was just mad at that Chapel Roone
Speaker 3: girl who kept saying that everybody who has kids is miserable,
Speaker 3: Like you ain't knowing shit. Shut up, You're just mad
Speaker 3: because you made decisions that you're gonna regret in the
Speaker 3: next ten years. That is Shayan Irving.
Speaker 1: There's Dylan, the graphics guy, the Rave, the pre Marvin
Speaker 1: has to listen to all this bad Larry as well,
Speaker 1: and you're truly taking.
Speaker 3: A gamble in more ways than one.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next week.
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