1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seven, episode three 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: of Guys. To production of I Heart Radio. This is 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: a podcast we take a deep dive into America's share 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: consciousness and say, officially off the top, fuck Coke industries, 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: as in the Coke Brothers industries. Fuck Fox News. I 6 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: know alright, uh and I am pointing at the sky 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 1: winning down. Yes, it's Wednesday, August two thousand ninety. My 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien, a K Jack Go Jack Go 9 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: Brian the Daily zas jacko Brian, Jack O Jack Brian. 10 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: I've got to be a jacko Brian. There we go. 11 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: That's courtesy if Hugh Deane and I'm thrilled always Stickle 12 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: in the landing and I'm thrilled to be joined as 13 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: always by my co host Mr Miles Hot takes fresh 14 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 1: baked fat bowls in my face Special Guesses ZiT Gang, 15 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,319 Speaker 1: produced by Anna Hostni a Tuscan Rocker, bomb Drop a 16 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 1: Tic Tex spot of Trump, Knocker, footnote, Knocker, myth popa Fox, Fox, 17 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: Fuck Fox, and Cope. Motherfucker's that's it. I just had 18 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: to just get down one one more time. There was 19 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: actually more to that, but you know, somebody, well that 20 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 1: and again the power of Christ or in this case, 21 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: Missy Elliott compels her. Uh and that a k ah 22 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: comes to us from Jimmy Spence at Jimmy Underscore Spence. 23 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: So thank you for that one, for that hot fuck? Yeah? 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: Yeah wow. She was something else on on the b 25 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: M as a couple of nights ago. Uh something else, 26 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: Huh something else? Hey? Uh that Missy Elliot? Huh? I 27 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: hope she. I hope that miss Demeanor stuff is a joke. 28 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: I really do. She seems like a really nice gal 29 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: to say for that to be a stain on her 30 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: recordthing else. We're thrilled to be joined in our third 31 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 1: seat by the hilarious comedian Dan A dude. Hie everyone. Okay, man, 32 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: I don't have a song prepared. I feel naked here, 33 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: Well you are? Should I freestyle? I am naked? You 34 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: just want to pull that. I can freestyle off the 35 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: dome if you'd like. Okay, what do you need to be? 36 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: Give me a beat and a topic? You know, one word, subject, suggestion, 37 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: an inemanument, object, give me a location. This is used 38 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: to be improva skinner. Thanks for having me, guys, Yeah, pineapple? 39 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: What he's like? What does inanimate object. Also, you also 40 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: broke the cardinal rule never food suggestion. It's always it's 41 00:02:54,120 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: always pineapple food. It's very frequent. Yeah, Dan, Yo, it's 42 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: a pleasure having you. We're going to get to know 43 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're 44 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 1: gonna tell our listeners a few of the things we're 45 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: talking about. We are going to have more fire v 46 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 1: m A takes, like I opened the show with, Uh, 47 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Brett Stevens. We're gonna talk about 48 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: the Epstein hearing. We're gonna talk about Red Bull, Eva 49 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: Longoria's upcoming picture, and the boycott Olive Garden movement from 50 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: a few days ago. It's funny when you see the 51 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 1: boycott Olive Garden movement. Yeah, it's a movement. It's like 52 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: the new Occupy Wall Street. Where were you during the 53 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: boycott Olive Garden movement? But first, Dan, we like to 54 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: ask our guests, what is something from your search history 55 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: that's revealing about who you are? Well, guys, um, I 56 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: heard that Michael Salomanov, who's this wonderful chef, had this 57 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: new recipe for uh smoked beef ribs, and I looked 58 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: that up and it's a Yemenite recipe and it had 59 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: a lot of tumeric, a lot of human a lot 60 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: of black pepper. I need gloves to season that, probably need, Yeah, exactly. 61 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: We'll stain your skin. Tumeric will stain your skin. Guys. 62 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 1: It's true. The struggle is real. No one talks about that. 63 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: All the talk about is the anti inflammation properties. Great. 64 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: They don't tell you look like a jaundiced card dealer. 65 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: It's like yellow orange, right, yeah, yeah, it's like and 66 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: it's not just any yellow. It's like an immigrant to yellow. 67 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,119 Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's like that. You're getting 68 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,840 Speaker 1: that at Ralph's. Yeah yeah, um, and you stopped at 69 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: the border. That's what I looked up. I was looking 70 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 1: up that recipe. Are you do? You cook a lot? 71 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: I cook a lot. I'm gonna smoke fucking ribs this week, 72 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: So what kind of what kind of smoke are you got? 73 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 1: I have a trigger grill. I got a trigger, man, Actually, 74 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: I got a trigger. This was kind of a crazy story. 75 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: I I do a lot of the cooking. I do 76 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 1: a lot of cooking on my Instagram stories. I have 77 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 1: a cooking podcast. Um but green X and Dan, we'll 78 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: talk about that. Later. But basically, I was doing a 79 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,040 Speaker 1: lot of cooking videos and I wanted to get a smoker, 80 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: and I reached out to Trigger. I was like, Yo, 81 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: give me a discount. I want to get this eight 82 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: smoker and I'll post about it. And they're like, Yo, 83 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: we saw your videos, we like them. We're sending you 84 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 1: a free smoker. They sent me a fucking two thousand 85 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:23,919 Speaker 1: dollars fucker Timberline eight fifty. I can, I can. I 86 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: can turn it on from my fucking phone. Like literally, 87 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: I walk into my house, I clap and it'll start smoking. 88 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: I gotta get I'm actually in the market for smoker. 89 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: I will talk to you. I will. I will use 90 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 1: the remote function. You know what. I used it last 91 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: week actually because I had some ship going on and 92 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: me and my girl went for a hike and I 93 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:49,600 Speaker 1: was in the fucking mountains. Yeah, smoke my ribs from 94 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: the mountain. We went from for a hike on Runyon 95 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: turn off the smoker. Smoked my Yemin night ribs. Yeah. 96 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: I use a lot of Cajun microwave right now, what 97 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 1: is just like the problematic term is a china box. Wait, 98 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: does Cajun microwave better? I don't know it's on the 99 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: on the fucking thing. It says like china box in 100 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: the most you already know what font is. It's like 101 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: fucking might as well be like like that. But it's 102 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 1: basically just you know, it's like a way you can 103 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 1: you put all of your charcoal on top of like 104 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: sheet metal and then everything is sort of inside the box, 105 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 1: so you can. I've like, I'll cook like a suckling 106 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 1: pig or something in there, because it's you're cooking suckling pigs. Yeah, yeah, there, yeah, anywhere. 107 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: There's a lot of stores. Yeah, there's pet stores, petting zoos. 108 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, making a they're making a move 109 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 1: that they're having a moment. But aren't the people realizing 110 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:50,840 Speaker 1: that it turns into a fucking pig at some point? 111 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,919 Speaker 1: Or does everyone have mini pigs? I think they have 112 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:57,600 Speaker 1: the teacups? Is that is that? Like? Are they being abused? 113 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 1: I feel like anytime I see a tiny animal that's like, 114 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: they're like that couldn't have happened. Yeah, it's they have 115 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 1: to keep them in a box like a bonsai tree. 116 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: You clip their their feet the feet off. Yeah. No, 117 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: they're they're very cute, very smart, pets. Um. One thing 118 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: I was going to say about the hand cooking is 119 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 1: also watch out for cap sasan. Yeah you're ever cutting 120 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: up talking about without gloves on? Yeah, my wife got 121 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: those into I think it was. We had been in 122 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 1: the ocean that morning just to do another little l 123 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 1: A breg and then she was cutting up halapos and 124 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: it was like her hands were on fire for like 125 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: a day. Wait, just on her hands, yeah, still on 126 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: her hand. Yeah, I mean her hands are covered her hands. 127 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yes, there was a terrible d gloving accident 128 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: where all of the skin from her hand was ripped off. 129 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: It is very cool of you to have married a leopard. 130 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: That was like very like woke up very Yeah. What 131 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: is something you think is overrated? Um? What do I 132 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: think is overrated? I think, uh, pretentious coffee is overrated? 133 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 1: Pour over anytime anything is being poured over. I'm an 134 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: espresso basic bitch, which I was very excited that you 135 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: guys have an espresso here in the studio. Don't tell 136 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,119 Speaker 1: people were I don't supposed to be men of the people. 137 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 1: I think this espresso, well, I don't know if it's 138 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: a man of the people. I think espresso is the 139 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: sugar fish of coffee. That's hell, yeah, talk that sugarfish talk. 140 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: But I think that yeah. Anytime, like I'm being told 141 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,400 Speaker 1: that I can't put milk in my coffee because it's 142 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 1: going to get in the way of the integrity of 143 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: the bean, I'm I'm sorry, did I just buy this 144 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: from you? So? And they're like, okay, this coffee, Okay. 145 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 1: The things we do to make a point, Yeah, I 146 00:08:55,360 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 1: am coffee mate, I think really yeah, always just garbage creamer. 147 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,679 Speaker 1: I probably have consumed more coffee made than anything else 148 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 1: with water even then, because I catch him in the 149 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: bathroom with a bottle of coffee and just slamming it alone, 150 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: and he's like, I don't know, man, something somebody left 151 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 1: us in here. Well, Miles, do you have the Kirkland 152 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Speaker 1: coffee over? Well, here's the thing with me and coffee. 153 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: I never got into coffee because, as I say all 154 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,600 Speaker 1: the time, I'm not really sensitive to caffeine. But this 155 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:34,040 Speaker 1: cold brew Kirklands just like your mainlining just caffeine. So 156 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: it gives me a little bit of a lift. Yeah, 157 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 1: I could imagine costco isn't putting out subtle coffee definitely, 158 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: not like single origin you know Ethiopian beans. I just 159 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: took one of those to the dome. Uh as we started, 160 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:53,079 Speaker 1: it says it's a technically packaged by General Motors, So 161 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but it works. Also, 162 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 1: I like, you know, before this turns the Total Food 163 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 1: podcast sikerfish Man for people who barely know about sushi. Yeah, anyway, 164 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: we'll leave that there. It's good man, it's fine. It's 165 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:10,040 Speaker 1: it's here's the thing the best. You know what you're 166 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,040 Speaker 1: gonna get when you go there. It's like this spresso. Man, 167 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,079 Speaker 1: it's not gonna blow your mind, but you know the dosage. 168 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,720 Speaker 1: You know exactly what you're gonna get. It's you like 169 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,840 Speaker 1: the packaging. I like the flavor. It's not purest sushi. 170 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,760 Speaker 1: It's not gonna fucking zero doesn't dream of it, but 171 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 1: it has a nightmare about that ship. It's funny because 172 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,720 Speaker 1: I go, I'm Japanese, my mom's Japanese, and the first 173 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 1: time I same drop story. Basically when we were there, 174 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 1: she was talking shit a about their t because she 175 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm not the green tea here. It's 176 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,480 Speaker 1: overly powdered, Like, come on, give me some real green tea. 177 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 1: Although you know a lot of places in Japan they'll 178 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: have powdered green tea. She's saying this in here, and 179 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:54,720 Speaker 1: then the rice. Sometimes the ship is too loose, they're 180 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 1: they're not properly, uh is what you would say in Japanese. 181 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: You're not actually packing it right. So sometimes if you're 182 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 1: fucking chopstick skills are lacking, that ship will fall apart. 183 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 1: It happens to my partner, her majesty all the time, 184 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I hear you, dude, And look again, 185 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 1: you don't go there. It's definitely not purest sushi. You 186 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 1: see the guys in the back making it. They're like 187 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: line cooks that are like, okay, we're making sushi now. 188 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: But it's no. But that's what I'm saying, Like it's 189 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: not it's not bad. But then there are there's a 190 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: sect of there's a subsection of l a people who 191 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: are like, it's the best fucking ship. No, no, no no, okay, 192 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 1: it's the McDonald's for bougie people. But it's also like 193 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 1: McDonald's should be like will be the greatest thing that 194 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:42,199 Speaker 1: America ever does, like that, because but like it's a 195 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 1: you know it for what it is. It does it 196 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,199 Speaker 1: really well? Yeah? Can I tell us? Like I was 197 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,439 Speaker 1: just in Japan location dr and the thing that blew 198 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,240 Speaker 1: my mind the most out of all the food, I 199 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 1: ate pizza. These fuckers are making some pizzas. Dude, which 200 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 1: one dies you go to? I went to a couple 201 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: of them. I did go to Pizzala That was the 202 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,560 Speaker 1: one that David changoes to, right, probably, I don't know. 203 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,680 Speaker 1: I went to that one and then I went to 204 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: Pizzala's like apprentice, who was like, I'm going to go 205 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,400 Speaker 1: do my own ship, right And dude, I'm telling you, 206 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 1: it's like when Japanese people put their mind to something, 207 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 1: It's like when Jero starts dreaming about pizza Luis. Yeah. No, 208 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,320 Speaker 1: it's funny because like recently Japan overtook France in the 209 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,559 Speaker 1: world baking competitions. Like they're out doing the French at 210 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,520 Speaker 1: making baguettes and croissans now, and they're like, what the 211 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,920 Speaker 1: funk happened? Dude? It's nuts there. When they put their 212 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 1: minds on something, it's a game. We'll put our mind 213 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 1: to one thing at the cost of our personal happiness 214 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:39,959 Speaker 1: and then we'll die along exactly. But you'll but you'll 215 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 1: have a beautiful Croissans, beautiful ever fucking had Wait, so 216 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 1: what does Japanese pizzas thing crust? No, dude, they're doing Neapolitan. 217 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 1: They're doing exactly Neapolitan pizza, but they're making it better 218 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,840 Speaker 1: than Neopolitans are making. It's crazy. Don't tell them, don't 219 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,720 Speaker 1: do not tell them. But it's funny. There's a great 220 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 1: synergy between Japan and Italy actually because a lot of 221 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:03,800 Speaker 1: the best Italian food, a lot of amazing time food 222 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,400 Speaker 1: in Tokyo, which has the most Michelin stars of any 223 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 1: city on Earth. Um and also there's just a lot 224 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,080 Speaker 1: of Japanese people go to Italy to learn how to 225 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 1: chef and things like that, learned how to cook, and 226 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 1: there were partners in World War Two. They were tremendous 227 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 1: Spaghettish baby make amazing Germany out also interesting fact overlap 228 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 1: to Japan and Germany's their steel is so highly regarded 229 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,040 Speaker 1: for like knives and things because there's the highest concentration 230 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 1: of carbon. I believe in the steel, so we do 231 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 1: katanas and the Germans do is willing knives. I do 232 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,679 Speaker 1: think it's funny because there was, like, you know, all 233 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:45,200 Speaker 1: the best Japanese knifemakers used to make samurais exactly, and 234 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: I always think like that day when they alright, guys, uh, 235 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 1: we're gonna pivot now. This whole gunpowder thing is ruining 236 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 1: our game. We're gonna be cutting tomatoes now. Yeah. What 237 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,839 Speaker 1: if some of you think is underrated. I think that 238 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,720 Speaker 1: like Spotify premium or any of the premium like paying 239 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: for music things is highly underrated. And you don't realize 240 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,959 Speaker 1: it until you listen to someone's music and you hear 241 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,320 Speaker 1: the ads and it just ruins my fucking life. I've 242 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,440 Speaker 1: not it ruins. I couldn't imagine being once Spotify came 243 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,120 Speaker 1: out at first. Once I remember Spotify first came out. 244 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 1: What was that like eleven or some ship. I was like, 245 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 1: the funk is this? I'm like, I still buy everything 246 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: in the iTunes store and then I burned it on 247 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 1: a CD and then I put it away and then 248 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 1: that CD goes bad after eight years. But like that, 249 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,480 Speaker 1: I was like, oh wait, it's everything I already have, 250 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,600 Speaker 1: plus everything I'll ever want and then for ten bucks 251 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,240 Speaker 1: and one fine. But yeah, there was non commercial music 252 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 1: when I Yeah, when I was at someone's house and 253 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 1: they like maybe a year after and they played it 254 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,480 Speaker 1: and the whole vibe was interrupted by like a fucking 255 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 1: CVS commercial, like this is not how God intended music. Yeah. 256 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,600 Speaker 1: I think the first time when I upgraded was like 257 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: I was making out with someone and it was like 258 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: the Drake song was in and it was like, this 259 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: is worth ten bucks? Is ruining my life? What is 260 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 1: a myth? What's something people think it's true? You know 261 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: to be false. Okay, I'm gonna say a lot of 262 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: people think that I'm gonna go back to food. Sorry, guys, 263 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 1: I was going to say, but I think that people 264 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 1: think that anchovies are gross, and I think anchovies are 265 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: the most underrated delicious food in the world. And I 266 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,200 Speaker 1: think a lot of you fuckers don't know that you're 267 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 1: eating anchovies when you are, and when you taste something, 268 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 1: you're like, wow, this is ridiculously good. Where's that o, 269 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 1: mommy coming? Fucking anchovies? Alright, get some anchovies, get some 270 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,760 Speaker 1: fish sauce through that ship and everything, and it'll change 271 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:46,640 Speaker 1: your life. Now, the antovies that I've eaten are very salty. 272 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 1: It's like concentrated salt exactly. But in general, when you 273 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,280 Speaker 1: cook it in something you want to basically just the base. 274 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: You've got your oil going, you put the anchovies and 275 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 1: it'll melt in there. You're not even a note see it. 276 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 1: You won't notice it, but you'll sense it. Yeah, like 277 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,640 Speaker 1: any pasta sauce that's really good, there's an anchovy melted 278 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: into there. Yeah. When I was it's the nutmeg of Asia, 279 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 1: if you will. Yeah, maybe I just bought freshly a 280 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,960 Speaker 1: whole nutmeg recently because I was like realizing how much 281 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,640 Speaker 1: I needed. I was making a bologne sauce and the 282 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: fresh nutmeg with a microplane is really the only way 283 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 1: to turn that whole thing up. One thing I will say, 284 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 1: when I was in Florence, Italy, actually I was at 285 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:32,080 Speaker 1: this well hold on, I must say. He mentioned anchovies. 286 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 1: There's a little, uh little place for panini Calledlorence and 287 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: they have an anchovy and butter panini that I thought 288 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,280 Speaker 1: was like everyone like, people like, you'll get that over there, 289 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know. I mean, I 290 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: know it's going to be good, but the idea was 291 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 1: a little bit still kind of off putting me. Had 292 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 1: it one of the best things ever had. Butter and 293 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:55,760 Speaker 1: anchovie is fantastic. Also butter and ham, French Baby and 294 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 1: easy dude, so good. Yeah, by the way, this is 295 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 1: the long just it's taken for him to drop that 296 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 1: he was in Italy, I'm surprising. Well, you know, I 297 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,840 Speaker 1: don't know the company. Am I around, but yes, for 298 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 1: the initiated a city full of history anyway. Sorry, Uh, well, 299 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,920 Speaker 1: let's talk about other culinary delights, because the pumpkin spice 300 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: latte is back, and now there's a cold prew version, bitches, 301 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 1: and no one gives a fuck Jim. Yeah, this is 302 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:36,800 Speaker 1: basically monster energy drink for uh yeah, yeah, I guess. Well, 303 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 1: I never even thought about it. Like it's like sugar 304 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 1: and caffeine mixed together, but for basic bitch that tells 305 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,560 Speaker 1: people it's like this ain't your grandma's coffee. It's your 306 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,919 Speaker 1: grandma's pie. That's coffee. Yeah, put in the blender and 307 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,679 Speaker 1: mixed with coffee. I've never actually had a pumpkin spice latte. 308 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: Well you gotta try. Is it really worth? How is it? 309 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 1: I imagine it being way too sweet. I'm very sensitive 310 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,040 Speaker 1: to the sweet, so yeah, it's gonna be weighted. That's 311 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: when you're like, don't put any no pumps of sweetener 312 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: at all in this. But already I feel like that 313 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,800 Speaker 1: mixes sweet on its own. Yeah. Is it delicious though, 314 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 1: Like I'm down for you like milkshakes, yes, I do. 315 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,360 Speaker 1: You like pumpkins, I do, like the Spice girls do, 316 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:21,240 Speaker 1: like the now defunct adult channel Spice, like the rapper 317 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,000 Speaker 1: Spice one. I don't know, but I think I would. Well, 318 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 1: then yeah, you're gonna love this. Um. Yeah, it's it's 319 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 1: like a hot milk chake made of coffee and pumpkins. Anyways, 320 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,960 Speaker 1: and they're making an ice version. You know what this is? Uh? 321 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:41,679 Speaker 1: And that's Nunking Donuts right, it's everywhere Dunkin Dunkin early 322 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,680 Speaker 1: they kicked off I think officially they're Pumpkin Spice slottast 323 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: season early and they didn't they didn't patent it. Well, 324 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 1: I think you can't. You know. It's like it's like happiness. 325 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: How can you put a patent? Right if you can't. Yeah, 326 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,359 Speaker 1: it's not like the polio vaccine, but to some it 327 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: might be that would be me if like they could 328 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,439 Speaker 1: have patented, but they didn't because for the same reason 329 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:08,399 Speaker 1: that Jonah Salt Like didn't. He was just like, I 330 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: have to share this with the world. The world must 331 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 1: taste the pumpkin spice. Like um, Starbucks started started in 332 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,119 Speaker 1: two thousand three, did they stuck? Is funny because Starbucks 333 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,119 Speaker 1: to me, like they took the macchiato, which is supposed 334 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,199 Speaker 1: to be just an espresso with some steam milk in it, 335 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,320 Speaker 1: and they turned it into their own drink, which is 336 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: it's not like that at all. It's a big drink, 337 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,480 Speaker 1: the iced caramel machiatt I remember that fucked up my 338 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,439 Speaker 1: whole idea of what a machiato was. You mean just sugar. 339 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,359 Speaker 1: How do you just take the name of something and 340 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: just completely like I don't know if it's a cultural 341 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:46,120 Speaker 1: appropriation or what appropriation that is, but they just like, yeah, 342 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 1: I we'll think, doesn't just fucking change it? And what 343 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,359 Speaker 1: you heard? Drink this now? Every time you go to 344 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,760 Speaker 1: like a little like Italian caven order to make they're like, 345 00:19:52,960 --> 00:20:00,119 Speaker 1: you know, which you want, like the Starbucks what ever 346 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:05,400 Speaker 1: comes with ice cream? Uh? Yeah? But anyways, I mean 347 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:10,600 Speaker 1: cold brew is extra caffeinated. It's just you know, they 348 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:15,640 Speaker 1: leave cold water and coffee beans overnight, so we we're 349 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,159 Speaker 1: fans of cold brews have a conspiracy theory about it. 350 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,680 Speaker 1: I think they just take their leftover coffee and they're 351 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:26,440 Speaker 1: just like it's that's ice coffee, like a nineteenth century 352 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,679 Speaker 1: tavern or something where it's like all them they drinks, 353 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 1: they empty into one barrel and there's like the all 354 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 1: sorts barrel that you can drink from. Was that a thing? 355 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,159 Speaker 1: I just remember in Gangs of New York there was 356 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 1: a scene like that where I noticed there was a 357 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 1: thing that just said all sorts, and like the bar 358 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 1: backs are like dumping like half like drank drinks in it, 359 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 1: and then they're also serving out of it. Yeah, like 360 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:53,959 Speaker 1: that's like take the bar bar rag bar rag and 361 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: like squeeze it into the shot class and that's what 362 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 1: someone's fancy our rags. Excuse me. I used to steal 363 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,040 Speaker 1: Guinnesses while they settled off of the bar and just 364 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 1: drink other people's Guinnesses. I think it's because in Ireland 365 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,880 Speaker 1: they would like, you know, pour a bunch of Guinnesses 366 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,000 Speaker 1: and then like have them settling off to the side, 367 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 1: so you would just come up and I feel like, 368 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: was that just another subtle location to drop Yeah, everyone's 369 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,159 Speaker 1: just let's everyone get their passports. Okay, that's just some 370 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,359 Speaker 1: stamp compared wait, so I feel like that would be 371 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: like cause for like capital punishment in Ireland, it's like 372 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:41,000 Speaker 1: snagging as settling. Yeah it was budget and yeah was 373 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,520 Speaker 1: that getting in Ireland? Let us know? Is that will 374 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 1: you get pounded out for stealing somebody's guinness? Yeah, alright, 375 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back, 376 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:05,199 Speaker 1: and we're back, And so were the vm as as 377 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 1: as we opened up discussing. So I always look forward 378 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 1: to the v m a S because on my young youth, 379 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:20,760 Speaker 1: full hip person, none of us do, none of us. Yeah, yeah, 380 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 1: I always talk about how I knew I had reached 381 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: a milestone when the summer before Chris Rock hosted the 382 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 1: m A S. I was really looking forward to it 383 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,600 Speaker 1: all summer. I was like, oh man, that's gonna be awesome. 384 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 1: And then I that's when I was in college when 385 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,280 Speaker 1: they happened, and I didn't even notice that they happened, 386 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 1: and I was like wow, And that's when you got 387 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,119 Speaker 1: there goes my childhood. You looked at your hands, they 388 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 1: became wrinkly. You're like, damn um and that's right. And 389 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: then I started appreciating the comedy stylings of Jay Leno 390 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 1: instead of Chris Chris Rock gonna say, Tim Conway s 391 00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:01,159 Speaker 1: we were watching those today. Those are that. Yeah, I 392 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,639 Speaker 1: know I'm old because when I saw yesterday that the 393 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 1: vm as were trending, I did that thing where like 394 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,480 Speaker 1: it was like number one trending. I was like, don't 395 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,080 Speaker 1: they don't these kids know what's going on in Hong Kong? 396 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 1: Right right? This being number one? Like that's how I'm 397 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,679 Speaker 1: getting old. Every time there's something dumb trending number one, 398 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, but what about hold on? There's nine under things, 399 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:24,800 Speaker 1: the Amazon's burning Hong Kong and pro democracy demonstrations, you know, impeachment, this, 400 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,360 Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein things getting Mercury or Mercury, Murky Mercury, Freddie Mercury, 401 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:34,399 Speaker 1: Mercury rising. Uh, great movie. Missy Elliott's performance, though, changed 402 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,639 Speaker 1: all of our minds. When we saw that, we were like, no, 403 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,919 Speaker 1: this should be trending. Well, here's the thing, Missy Elliott 404 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,160 Speaker 1: will always put on a good show, So to me, 405 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,880 Speaker 1: that doesn't change fundamentally what the vm as are. I'm 406 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,679 Speaker 1: just sort of like, you put her anywhere it's destroyed. 407 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:52,159 Speaker 1: But it was objectively better this year than the highlights 408 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:57,119 Speaker 1: I've seen, like on young people's computers, when like you 409 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,679 Speaker 1: creep at the library every year. Every Sophie's like, come on, like, 410 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 1: look at all these personances and they're yeah, having yeah, exactly. 411 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:12,639 Speaker 1: And the Normandy's performance was dope. John Travolta managed to 412 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,320 Speaker 1: get involved having a drag. Queen continues to be comedy 413 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 1: gold when you get him high on whatever drugs he's 414 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,399 Speaker 1: pretending not to take high on a new plane of existence. Dude, Yeah, dude, 415 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:30,040 Speaker 1: he's hi. Zunu Lizzo was amazing. You know, it just 416 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 1: sounds so much sillier for some reason, I think, probably 417 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,200 Speaker 1: because I've just heard Zeno abounch uh. There was also 418 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:44,159 Speaker 1: Shawn Mendez and Camilla Cabello are allegedly dating, and they 419 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,919 Speaker 1: those words don't even mean anything to you or me 420 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,680 Speaker 1: or know I do I like that song, I don't. 421 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 1: I don't know about Sean Shaw Mendez, but they had 422 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,520 Speaker 1: like sort of a whack performance. People aren't like feeling 423 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,000 Speaker 1: them as a couple, and Entertainment Weekly dropped their review 424 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,080 Speaker 1: of their performance, like before the VMA has even started, 425 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: more like it's hot and steamy. What about the person 426 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:18,000 Speaker 1: who truly stole the show yesterday, Sebastian Maniscalco. I did 427 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 1: not I didn't know who he was, and then when 428 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: I saw that, I was like, huh, I know, I 429 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,520 Speaker 1: know who he is. I think he's a great comic, 430 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 1: but I mean him hosting the v m A Is 431 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:31,159 Speaker 1: just sounds like what's his material? Like it's it's like 432 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 1: you've been married for ten years. You're like a little 433 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,280 Speaker 1: bitter in your marriage, but you love your wife and 434 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,240 Speaker 1: it works. When I heard that he was hosting the VMAs, 435 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, somebody must know, like they must 436 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: have seen something of him that I hadn't seen, and 437 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 1: like they have some understanding of why this is going 438 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: to wear and then talk. He got up there, He 439 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,600 Speaker 1: got up there and did like, yeah, I'm just the 440 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 1: best reading Slate just fucking transcribed it just so you 441 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,439 Speaker 1: could read it and know on its face what this 442 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,600 Speaker 1: was like. This is the first word he says, WHOA Listen. 443 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,399 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to come out to a cloud of smoke. 444 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:14,320 Speaker 1: But backstage, my mother's friend Zucchini, what the fun. It's 445 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,920 Speaker 1: not really a fault. She's making it for twenty people tonight. 446 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,920 Speaker 1: So we cracked the window. Hopefully this will all clear 447 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,199 Speaker 1: out for the Devil's Home opener. Okay, that was that 448 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,440 Speaker 1: a joke for Kevin Smith that then he goes on 449 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: it goes also, I'm so glad to be here. I've 450 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: been here a week in New Jersey. I'm from Los Angeles. 451 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,359 Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm doing this accent because that's 452 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: what I feel like. Does he sound like that? Absolutely so. 453 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,760 Speaker 1: But he's from Los Angeles and I think he's from 454 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 1: the East Coast, but he's resides. Hey, you know l 455 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: a where everybody's writing around in a bird scooter, taking 456 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,080 Speaker 1: photos of themselves in front of a wall, and everybody 457 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,840 Speaker 1: with a ninth phone apparently is an influencer. Now listen, 458 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,440 Speaker 1: New Jersey doesn't have time for that, all right, Jersey 459 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,479 Speaker 1: has had one influencer for the past forty years, and 460 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: that's Bruce Springsteen. Maybe again, just nailing it when a 461 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:06,720 Speaker 1: what teenagers giving Miles doing Sebastian it's my new favorite thing. Yeah, 462 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 1: oh it's great. I mean this is great. Obviously, we 463 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,359 Speaker 1: have a lot of people from the music industry tonight. 464 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 1: Now there's a lot of feuds going on with the 465 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,199 Speaker 1: music business. People throw in shade. I just found out 466 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,240 Speaker 1: what shade was this week. So in all these all 467 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,920 Speaker 1: the shade flying back and forth. Coming up with the 468 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,399 Speaker 1: seating chart for tonight was hotter than arranging the tables 469 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,200 Speaker 1: from my uncle Luigi's wedding. So I hope everybody's happy 470 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:37,920 Speaker 1: over there. That's literally what he said, you know, do 471 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,639 Speaker 1: an actual transcript or like what if they're fucking around? 472 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,600 Speaker 1: I think they might be fucking around. I will play 473 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:53,520 Speaker 1: this whow all right, we're gonna listen. I didn't mean 474 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:59,040 Speaker 1: to come out to a cloud as smaller backstage my 475 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 1: mother's fry and KINI I was telling you guys before 476 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: the show. I kind of get it because like I 477 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: got offered a nice handsome amount of money to last 478 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 1: week go to a university and do stand up and 479 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 1: I'm fucking forty one, Like I cannot relate to these kids. 480 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,280 Speaker 1: But I was like, I'll fucking if someone was like that. 481 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,200 Speaker 1: If someone it's basically like someone's calling you and it's like, hey, um, 482 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,680 Speaker 1: there's a bag, Like for Sebastan, They're probably like, there's 483 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,639 Speaker 1: a bag of a hundred thousand dollars in New Jersey. 484 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 1: Do you want to just go and get it? You 485 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:34,040 Speaker 1: want to cry out on a stage in front of 486 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 1: a bunch of people who are gonna just be. When 487 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: he did some bit about like safe spaces and trigger warnings, 488 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,720 Speaker 1: it was like very much like it sounded like he's 489 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 1: writing for Adam Corolla or something. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, 490 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: I love it. You know. Sam Harris hosted the Vienna. Um, hey, 491 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,080 Speaker 1: Cardi b is not debate me on it, trying to 492 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 1: change my mind? Like what the uh? All right, well, 493 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,160 Speaker 1: let's talk about other people who shouldn't know. It's the 494 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 1: v m as. I'm fucking crushing these transition fantastic Stevens, 495 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: who is a New York Times columnist who kind of 496 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,760 Speaker 1: takes the conservative side of things. Oh all, I mean 497 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,560 Speaker 1: he's mr fucking PC cultures ruining us? What the snow flakery? 498 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: Safe space? Like? He's basically what Sebastian Man of Scalco 499 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: like this. They think the same. What's a these trigger 500 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,480 Speaker 1: warnings and these safe spaces? Safe space used to be 501 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,800 Speaker 1: in the bathroom with the lights out before my dad 502 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,800 Speaker 1: came home, you know. Anyway, so is that a masturbation? Do? 503 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,840 Speaker 1: I don't know? It's going to call you after this 504 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 1: and be like, I need to hire you as my 505 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,200 Speaker 1: head writers. Hold on, man, you got my tone? Did 506 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 1: you hack my eye cloud or something? You looking at 507 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,400 Speaker 1: my notes. Youre looking at my notes. You hack my 508 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,480 Speaker 1: brain because my synapse is the firing. I see these kids, 509 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 1: these gen Z kids, they got no prospects for the future. 510 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,240 Speaker 1: They're looking at Listen to this E D M. What 511 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 1: the funk is that? I call it economic distraction music 512 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:10,560 Speaker 1: because they're not paying attention in the futures. Holy fun. Anyway, So, uh, 513 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,160 Speaker 1: this is sort of what his whole deal is. Brett 514 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:17,200 Speaker 1: Brett Stevens, brit to Brett Stevens. He goes he just 515 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,120 Speaker 1: to give you an example, this is something he said, 516 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,239 Speaker 1: like he was praising the University of Chicago because they 517 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,120 Speaker 1: had a policy that was against having safe spaces or 518 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,960 Speaker 1: trigger warnings for you know, students who might have come 519 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 1: through some kind of trauma. First, he's quoting from the 520 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: committee at university quote, concerns about civility and mutual respect 521 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,360 Speaker 1: can never be used as a justification for closing off 522 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 1: discussion of ideas, however offensive or disagreeable. Those ideas maybe 523 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,280 Speaker 1: to some members out of our community, typical right wing 524 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: sort of free speech shit. Uh. Then goes on and 525 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,040 Speaker 1: then this is sort of his commentary. Those are fighting 526 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,160 Speaker 1: words at a time when professors live in fear of 527 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,280 Speaker 1: accidentally offending their own students, and a governor needs to 528 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,560 Speaker 1: declare a countrywide state of emergencies so that white supremacist 529 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,760 Speaker 1: Richard Spencer can speak at the University of Florida. They're 530 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,240 Speaker 1: also necessary words. That isn't because universities need the First 531 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,800 Speaker 1: Amendments most loyal guardians. In the case of private universities, 532 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,960 Speaker 1: the First Amendment generally doesn't apply. They set their own 533 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,040 Speaker 1: rules instead. It's because free speech is what makes educational 534 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:18,040 Speaker 1: excellence possible. So he's always saying like they don't care 535 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,680 Speaker 1: if it's homophobic, it's free speech. So cut to a 536 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: couple of days ago when there was like the story 537 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,320 Speaker 1: that came out that the New York Times building had 538 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 1: bed bugs or whatever. Um, this professor at George Washington University, 539 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,440 Speaker 1: like quote tweeted, like the article that said breaking there 540 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: are bed bugs in the n y T newsroom. And 541 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,920 Speaker 1: then his tweet was, the bedbugs are a metaphor, the 542 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: bedbugs are Brett Stevens. Okay, not even a Miles level joke, 543 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,600 Speaker 1: a Miles doing Sebastian level. No, I have done a 544 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,200 Speaker 1: lot of that. That's that's crickets all day uh, and 545 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,160 Speaker 1: I think that thing only got like six likes or 546 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,880 Speaker 1: something three retweets. Then suddenly he continued this chain. He said, 547 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 1: I just got an email from Bread Stevens see seeing 548 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: the university provost. He's deeply offended that I called him 549 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 1: a metaphorical bedbug. This is his email. Dear Dr KRP, 550 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,840 Speaker 1: someone just pointed out a tweet you wrote about me 551 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 1: calling me a bedbug. I'm often amazed about the things 552 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,800 Speaker 1: supposedly decent people are prepared to say about other people, 553 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,640 Speaker 1: people they've never met, on Twitter. I think you've said 554 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 1: a new standard. I would welcome the opportunity for you 555 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,600 Speaker 1: to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, 556 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,200 Speaker 1: and talk to us to for a few minutes, and 557 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,480 Speaker 1: then call me a bedbug to my face. That takes 558 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,320 Speaker 1: some genuine courage and intellectual integrity on your part. I 559 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: promised to be courteous no matter what you have to say. 560 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,960 Speaker 1: Maybe it will make you feel better about yourself. Please 561 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 1: consider this is standing invitation. You are more than welcome 562 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,920 Speaker 1: to bring your significant other cordially Bret Stevens, Miles does. 563 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 1: Brett Stevens is almost as good as Miles does the best. 564 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:50,160 Speaker 1: Then he fucking quit Twitter. He git Stevens quickening quit Twitter. 565 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,200 Speaker 1: He said, time to do what I long long ago 566 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,000 Speaker 1: a promise to do. Twitter is a sewer. It brings 567 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,560 Speaker 1: out the worst in humanity. I sincerely apologize for a 568 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 1: part I've played in making it worse. And anyway, thanks 569 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:07,080 Speaker 1: all my fathers, but I'm deactivating this account. Wow, my 570 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 1: man goes on MSNBC and fucking digs the whole even 571 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,400 Speaker 1: deep listen to how he even portrays what did you 572 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 1: have against bedbugs? I'm gonna be careful with my words 573 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 1: because I know these are going to be examined carefully. 574 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 1: So I think Twitter brings out the worst in its users. 575 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,880 Speaker 1: It tends to bring out the worst in its users. 576 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,680 Speaker 1: And yesterday, um a professor George Washington University described me 577 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,000 Speaker 1: as a bed bug or a metaphorical bedbug, just in 578 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,520 Speaker 1: the context of the New York Times having a bedbug 579 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,200 Speaker 1: problem in our building. And I think that kind of 580 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 1: rhetoric is dehumanizing and totally unacceptable no matter where where 581 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,920 Speaker 1: it comes from. All I would say is that using 582 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,280 Speaker 1: dehumanizing rhetoric like bedbugs or you know, analogizing people to 583 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,200 Speaker 1: insects is always wrong. Can get better we should be 584 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,160 Speaker 1: the people on social media that we are in real life. 585 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,880 Speaker 1: There's a bad history of being called uh, being analogized 586 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,480 Speaker 1: to insects. That goes back to a lot of totalitarian 587 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,479 Speaker 1: regimes in the past. I've been called worse. I wrote 588 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,520 Speaker 1: this guy a personal note. Now it's out there for 589 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 1: everyone to see. Yeah, everyone to see how much of 590 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:22,440 Speaker 1: a pearl clutching snowflake you are yourself, sir. So this 591 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 1: is the classic ship that they do well. The right 592 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,879 Speaker 1: has been like talking about the infestation of you know, 593 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,719 Speaker 1: Mexican immigrants. Free speech man. Yeah, until until that shows 594 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,120 Speaker 1: up on my I'm gonna jump in here and say, 595 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,320 Speaker 1: I know Bret Stevens. Do I do? I've had dinner 596 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,360 Speaker 1: with Brett steven I went to a to a dinner 597 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,319 Speaker 1: in New York last year and he was there, and um, 598 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,400 Speaker 1: I sat next to him. He was a really he 599 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 1: was a great guy. I can't say a bad thing 600 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,120 Speaker 1: about him. I probably like Brett Stevens a little more 601 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,920 Speaker 1: than you guys do, and I think that he definitely. 602 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,960 Speaker 1: The thing is, he must be like searching for like 603 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,080 Speaker 1: what everyone everything that people are saying about him, and 604 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,920 Speaker 1: this got on his radar because yeah, the guy didn't 605 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,120 Speaker 1: at him, didn't at him at all, and it had 606 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,160 Speaker 1: like a paltry like like to retweet ratio. That's like 607 00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: you went into the search box and put your name in. 608 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,359 Speaker 1: I don't even think it's a good idea to look 609 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,520 Speaker 1: at your mentions like because that is probably mentally unhealthy. 610 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,440 Speaker 1: But to actively like be constantly searching your name is 611 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,800 Speaker 1: self harm. Yeah, that's self harm. It's very it's very dangerous. 612 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,560 Speaker 1: And I'm sure that you know we get it as well, 613 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,839 Speaker 1: because I get like it's funny like if I put 614 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,440 Speaker 1: like a YouTube video or there's a YouTube video of 615 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,040 Speaker 1: me or whatever, I like just like kind of rushed 616 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:39,920 Speaker 1: through all the positive stuff one negative thing and I'm like, clear, calear, 617 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,560 Speaker 1: I can't do anything. Just misspelled comment about But it 618 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,560 Speaker 1: wasn't even that bad. I mean, it's like you're in 619 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,839 Speaker 1: the public eye, like these things happen, and then like, 620 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,080 Speaker 1: I don't know, I think liking it that's the I 621 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,840 Speaker 1: don't know, I think taking it to like, oh this, 622 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,239 Speaker 1: he didn't mean totalit, Harry. He wasn't like doing what 623 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 1: like Nazi cartoonists we're doing or anything like that. Why 624 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,840 Speaker 1: is he even mentioning that in his like sort of 625 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 1: rationalization as to why this was so offensive. I think 626 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: he I think you're I think he was. I think 627 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,760 Speaker 1: he's digging a hole, and I think he's like trying 628 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,440 Speaker 1: to get out of it. And I think people like 629 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,800 Speaker 1: that who are like, you know, they debate for a living, 630 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,759 Speaker 1: like they're not willing. It's very hard to just say, Okay, 631 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,319 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, maybe I overreacted, yeah, or just you know, 632 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,799 Speaker 1: fucking move on, dude. But it's it's like anything he's like, 633 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,200 Speaker 1: oh no, x X truck nuts for x X. But 634 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,759 Speaker 1: it's funny that it was that. It's true. He definitely 635 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,879 Speaker 1: is the you know, the kind of flag bearer of like, 636 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,319 Speaker 1: let's stop being so sensitive. And this, to me, this 637 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,920 Speaker 1: being the thing that put him over the edge, seems 638 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,200 Speaker 1: almost there must be I think there's layers to this. 639 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: Maybe with this professor, maybe with his history with bed bugs. 640 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,279 Speaker 1: Maybe he was called bedbugs in college because he's a 641 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,279 Speaker 1: stinky kid or something. I don't know, maybe he had 642 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,560 Speaker 1: bed bugs. I'm going to be a full disclosure. I've 643 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,759 Speaker 1: also had bed bugs. I've met Bret Stevens and I've 644 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:03,799 Speaker 1: also had so thank you for getting two. Actually, can 645 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,680 Speaker 1: we just cut this out of the episode. If you've 646 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 1: never had bed bugs, you've probably never lived in New York. 647 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,120 Speaker 1: But it's also just the worst thing ever. But again 648 00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,640 Speaker 1: that's that's a tangent. I think this is ridiculous that 649 00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:19,800 Speaker 1: this is what kind of set him off. We have 650 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 1: bed bugs here in l A. To really get about 651 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,160 Speaker 1: the Alexandria Hotel downtown where people got them from just 652 00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,840 Speaker 1: hanging out there there. Everyone's staying in there and they're spreading. 653 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,640 Speaker 1: Are they do? You have to throw all your ship 654 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,840 Speaker 1: away when you get bed I think spread in l 655 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,320 Speaker 1: A a a little more than in New York, because in 656 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,680 Speaker 1: New York they're just like just fucking you know, put 657 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,200 Speaker 1: the spread the DDT in your apartment and that's sebast 658 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,200 Speaker 1: that's my Sebastian. But here they're like, we don't use chemicals. 659 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,080 Speaker 1: We're just gonna rub some tumeric on the bed smudge. 660 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:55,040 Speaker 1: We'll just get some stage. Get well. So the Jeffrey 661 00:37:55,040 --> 00:38:00,440 Speaker 1: Epstein hearing happened yesterday. I guess it was more of 662 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,279 Speaker 1: like a public hearing, but it was interesting. I mean, 663 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:09,160 Speaker 1: so they had victims speak about, you know, what they lost, 664 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,719 Speaker 1: and you know, you got detail about you know, the 665 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,520 Speaker 1: sexual assault and were they doing it to like his corpse, 666 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,279 Speaker 1: like he was like a kind of Bernie's right. Basically, 667 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,400 Speaker 1: that's kind of the vibe like this is what that 668 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:27,960 Speaker 1: uh Michigan state doctor like Larry Nasser had done to him, 669 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,560 Speaker 1: except like he they got to like have the satisfaction 670 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,799 Speaker 1: of saying it to his face. And you know, they 671 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,760 Speaker 1: were talking about there's a big void here, like it's 672 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,959 Speaker 1: cowardly that he you know, took took the way out 673 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:45,600 Speaker 1: that he did. And Epstein's defense attorneys were like, actually, 674 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:52,319 Speaker 1: our client was probably murdered. Yeah, used that they explicitly said, yeah, 675 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,320 Speaker 1: I mean they basically said, there's an independent medical examination 676 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,920 Speaker 1: that found that he had broken bones in his neck, 677 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:05,399 Speaker 1: consistent with more of a homicide. And the prosecution was like, well, 678 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,760 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter whether like for the purposes of this hearing, 679 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,520 Speaker 1: and the judge was like, overruled. I actually think it 680 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,560 Speaker 1: does have something that this guy was murdered, right, what 681 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,480 Speaker 1: do you guys think? It's shady as fun, it's shady. 682 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,360 Speaker 1: It's hard for me to trust what I hear about 683 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,480 Speaker 1: it because when you look at all the people that 684 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,400 Speaker 1: could possibly be implicated in this, it threatens to disrupt 685 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,319 Speaker 1: the power structures of this entire world in a way 686 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,320 Speaker 1: it could definitely bring both sides together, and I was 687 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,879 Speaker 1: cheering for that. I was like, fuck it, like, let's 688 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,160 Speaker 1: just get it all out. Let's fucking raise this thing 689 00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 1: and start over. I mean, like that would ever happen. 690 00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,279 Speaker 1: But then there's also a news story that said one 691 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,200 Speaker 1: of the UH cameras that was right in front of 692 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,920 Speaker 1: his cell like they couldn't use the footage from it 693 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,400 Speaker 1: because it was like not good enough for investigative purposes. 694 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,400 Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. It says at 695 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,640 Speaker 1: least one camera station in the hallway outside billionaire financier 696 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,319 Speaker 1: and sex offender Jeff Epstein's prison cell or officials say 697 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,239 Speaker 1: he hanged himself earlier this month had footage that was 698 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:09,200 Speaker 1: deemed unusable. Right, I'm super in general anti conspiracy theories, 699 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,840 Speaker 1: but this one is just like it's hard, dude. Anytime 700 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,160 Speaker 1: you're like ahead of time, you're like, man, I bet 701 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,879 Speaker 1: this is going to happen, and then it happens, it's 702 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,600 Speaker 1: like it's yeah, what did he hang himself with? By 703 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,760 Speaker 1: the way, wasn't bed sheet? Yeah? What on suicide watch? 704 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,000 Speaker 1: Did they normal? I mean, he wasn't on suicide watch. 705 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,360 Speaker 1: I thought he was. Took him off they did a 706 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,880 Speaker 1: week after he attempted suicide. They're like, yeah, he seemed good. 707 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,279 Speaker 1: He was whistling and his and it's and then even 708 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,000 Speaker 1: like just seeing the like he should have had a 709 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,480 Speaker 1: cell mate and he didn't. And a lot of the 710 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,560 Speaker 1: fingers are being pointed at like an overworked prison staff. 711 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,520 Speaker 1: But I'm sure part of that can be by design too, 712 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,279 Speaker 1: to make sure there are like you don't have the 713 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,239 Speaker 1: people who are as vigilant as they need to be 714 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,279 Speaker 1: for people who are in this you know section of 715 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,279 Speaker 1: the prison. Right. Um, but they were supposed to check 716 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,040 Speaker 1: on him every half hour, and they were checking on 717 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,400 Speaker 1: him every uh. They hadn't checked on him in like 718 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,719 Speaker 1: six hours, three hours or three hours. I don't know 719 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,640 Speaker 1: what I'm going to need to hear that I will 720 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,920 Speaker 1: begin to feel that there's some kind of element of 721 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,000 Speaker 1: truth to this. There was a New York Times article 722 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,600 Speaker 1: about his final days where it was like he did 723 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,160 Speaker 1: seem to be losing steam and like he was really 724 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,200 Speaker 1: despondent and starting to realize that there was no way 725 00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,239 Speaker 1: out of this. Yeah, but I mean whether or not 726 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,480 Speaker 1: he actually was the person who ended his life isn't 727 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,799 Speaker 1: as relevant to me as like, but is there a 728 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: way that they facilitated that because they like it was 729 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,520 Speaker 1: an easier way to protect other people who he could 730 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,919 Speaker 1: have like verbalized like no these people I was with 731 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 1: and did this stuff with, you know, yeah, And I 732 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:50,840 Speaker 1: mean I think the way the judge and the defense 733 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,279 Speaker 1: we're talking about this trial, this was sort of a 734 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,320 Speaker 1: one of the last steps, like they're like, well, this 735 00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,719 Speaker 1: is the public hearing to like get these things out 736 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,680 Speaker 1: since we won't be able to have the uh, the 737 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,719 Speaker 1: actual hearing. And but but it didn't seem like they 738 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,080 Speaker 1: were like and now we're going to keep going into 739 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,560 Speaker 1: this and the prosecution was like you need to look 740 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,920 Speaker 1: into the crimes and prosecute the people who helped him. 741 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,520 Speaker 1: But it seemed like that was them saying, you know, 742 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,000 Speaker 1: complaining about a thing that wasn't going to happen, as 743 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,480 Speaker 1: opposed to you know, saying that this is something they 744 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:32,960 Speaker 1: think is going to happen. Um, yeah, well, ship I 745 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,840 Speaker 1: wonder a Sebastian Maniscalco has to say, that is the 746 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:44,359 Speaker 1: question you're gonna ask what you gotta warm up? I'm 747 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,160 Speaker 1: not as good as you, Miles you're you're you're in 748 00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,400 Speaker 1: his brain. You some you like you like summon him. 749 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,000 Speaker 1: You have like a Wuiji board that brain. I just 750 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:57,880 Speaker 1: channel child Sebastian. Um. Well, since we don't like to 751 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,840 Speaker 1: end on Epstein, New is the World, So that's not 752 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,200 Speaker 1: how this podcast works. You guys don't do that every episode. 753 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,680 Speaker 1: We don't like to go into a break on that. 754 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,000 Speaker 1: So I will tell you the longest, tallest, and fastest 755 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,239 Speaker 1: roller coaster with speeds of a hundred and fifty five 756 00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,719 Speaker 1: miles per hour is coming to Saudi Arabia's new Six 757 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:24,719 Speaker 1: Flags theme Park. There's six Flags in Baby the Falcons 758 00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:29,080 Speaker 1: flight could hit dizzy speeds up to hundred mile per hour. 759 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,759 Speaker 1: It's going to be the tallest roller coaster. Wasn't it 760 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:38,239 Speaker 1: called Bone Saw before? That? Was it? I gotta go. 761 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:47,160 Speaker 1: I'm constantly fascinated by Gulf arabs desire to outdo the 762 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,480 Speaker 1: whole world in like dumb shit, like we're going to 763 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,480 Speaker 1: make the biggest man made island in the shape of 764 00:43:53,520 --> 00:44:00,719 Speaker 1: an art that ever been seen. Alright, alright, right, yeah, 765 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:06,000 Speaker 1: did you see uh MBS's plans for like building Jurassic 766 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,720 Speaker 1: Park out of robots? Yeah, yeah, he has a plan 767 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:15,120 Speaker 1: for it's like this lunar like park thing. What do 768 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,719 Speaker 1: you mean a lunar park? I don't know, Like it's 769 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,640 Speaker 1: on the moon, No, but it like has some sort 770 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,880 Speaker 1: of like space age aspect to it and super produce 771 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,480 Speaker 1: around Hosny and knows. Basically he's trying to create like 772 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,480 Speaker 1: a futuristic city that's like a like a party city. 773 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,920 Speaker 1: It's like a Dubai times a thousand called there is 774 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,040 Speaker 1: an actual plan for it's like literally called like Plan 775 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,600 Speaker 1: Neon or something like that. We talked about on Ethnically 776 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,439 Speaker 1: and videos. That's a plug. Yeah. I think it's really 777 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,360 Speaker 1: crazy and I don't know if they'll be able to 778 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,279 Speaker 1: do it because it costs like six jillion dollars or 779 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,640 Speaker 1: something like that. It's out of control. But it will 780 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,520 Speaker 1: have yeah, like it will be like a lot of space, 781 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,919 Speaker 1: and it's going to be like I literally think based 782 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,160 Speaker 1: off the description, will be like a giant dome. I 783 00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,080 Speaker 1: don't know. It's they're literally like twelve year old who 784 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,759 Speaker 1: have billions of dollars. They're like, we're going to We're 785 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:10,760 Speaker 1: going to make we need to dinosaurs. It's like, um, 786 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,600 Speaker 1: but your jails are full of journalists. I don't have 787 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,000 Speaker 1: a dinosaurs. I want to hang with a raptor. I 788 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:23,480 Speaker 1: want to feed the bloggers to the dinosaurs. Uh. Sorry. 789 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,799 Speaker 1: The lunar thing is that it's going to have a 790 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:30,719 Speaker 1: fake moon, an extra fake moon, like orbiting it. I 791 00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,120 Speaker 1: think it's I can't even you know what. I'm just 792 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,440 Speaker 1: gonna take everything you say is in fact that's definitely planned. 793 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,680 Speaker 1: B Initially, he's like, I want to make a real moon, 794 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:43,080 Speaker 1: another real moon to put around my Jurassic Park. Like, 795 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,600 Speaker 1: we can't do that, all right's fake moon. It's called neom. 796 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,920 Speaker 1: It's going to have flying cars, a fake moon, Grand 797 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,520 Speaker 1: seven surveillance. I love it. All the things people love 798 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,160 Speaker 1: one partying. All right, we're gonna take another quick break. 799 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:13,680 Speaker 1: We'll be right back after that. And we're back. And Miles, 800 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,439 Speaker 1: you've written a headline it says red Bull doesn't give 801 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:22,960 Speaker 1: you wings. I don't believe that. Explain, Well, where do 802 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,200 Speaker 1: I start. There's an energy drink called red Bull. That 803 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,240 Speaker 1: slogan is red Bull gives you wings or we're starting 804 00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,680 Speaker 1: at the beginning, from the beginning of time. And I 805 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,680 Speaker 1: believe they're a Austrian company or German. Yes, and they 806 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,399 Speaker 1: sponsor many football teams soccer clubs if you will. But yeah, 807 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:45,040 Speaker 1: there's apparently there have been lawsuits about consumers complaining that 808 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,640 Speaker 1: they didn't actually get wings from this drink. Not that 809 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,400 Speaker 1: they believed they would sprout straight up like archangel type wings, 810 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,040 Speaker 1: but just the idea that like it would enhance your 811 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,879 Speaker 1: performance or something aside from just get your heart race. 812 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:02,480 Speaker 1: It's terrible for you. Well, so in there were Americans 813 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,520 Speaker 1: consumer like, there was like a class action lawsuit. Red 814 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,800 Speaker 1: Bulls settled for thirteen million dollars on the same complaints. 815 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,719 Speaker 1: And I don't know if this ship really gets me 816 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:14,200 Speaker 1: winged up, homie, So pass over the fucking money real quick. Uh. 817 00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,839 Speaker 1: And now the Canadians want and two so Canadians that gang, 818 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,880 Speaker 1: here's your chance apparently. Uh. Now this is from an article. 819 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,840 Speaker 1: It says the company has agreed to pay fifty thousand 820 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,799 Speaker 1: dollars after settling a Canadian class action lawsuit filed by 821 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,080 Speaker 1: Michael Atar in February. The case is based on a 822 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,759 Speaker 1: similar US class action settlement filed based on the claim 823 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,480 Speaker 1: that drinking Redpool does not give you, quote wings or 824 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:43,919 Speaker 1: result in improved performance. Guys, we're making money the hard way. Seriously, Well, 825 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,799 Speaker 1: if you go to. I think that the website if 826 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,040 Speaker 1: you're Canadian, there's like a website you can go to. 827 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,160 Speaker 1: It's like location restricted, so that he's a VPN if 828 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,520 Speaker 1: you're trying to ten dollar check, like it's called like 829 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,520 Speaker 1: energy Drink Settlement dot com or something where you can 830 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,880 Speaker 1: get your money for being wingless. I could see mb 831 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,920 Speaker 1: yes doing this lawsuit, but like I drank the wh 832 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,239 Speaker 1: this is bullshit. He starts doing scam lawsuits. I don't 833 00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,800 Speaker 1: know this pumpkin spice left it was so hot burned, 834 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,840 Speaker 1: not a scam lawsuit? The hot that I mean, I 835 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,200 Speaker 1: saw that documentary. What do you think you still think 836 00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,160 Speaker 1: not a scam? I think it's not a scam. Really? Yeah? 837 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,680 Speaker 1: What did the documentary give room for the scam? The 838 00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,239 Speaker 1: idea that it could have been a scam? We're talking 839 00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,080 Speaker 1: about the woman who was handed coffee so hot for McDonald's. 840 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,160 Speaker 1: She spilled it on herself. She got what third degree 841 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,800 Speaker 1: burns on her legs. Yeah, you think not a scam, 842 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:39,200 Speaker 1: very very bad burns. Yeah, it was just an insane 843 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,120 Speaker 1: uh incredibly high uh temperature. Was it that she the 844 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,640 Speaker 1: cup made her drop it or she had her in hand, 845 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,080 Speaker 1: she dropped it and then it happened to be hot. 846 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:54,200 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know that enquiring minds. Yeah, 847 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,920 Speaker 1: it's like, did you wait, didn't you represent McDonald's in 848 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,719 Speaker 1: a similar case. I do feel like Red Bull has 849 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,840 Speaker 1: too much money for the product that they sell, like that. 850 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,279 Speaker 1: That's one of the things that makes me suspicious of them, 851 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,799 Speaker 1: Like this, yeah, absolutely, Well, like is it just made 852 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,160 Speaker 1: of garbage ingredients? Is it a drug front? Because like 853 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,160 Speaker 1: it's I get that it's popular, but like they own 854 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:23,160 Speaker 1: so much ship and they have like entire you know, teams, 855 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:28,600 Speaker 1: music studios, TV studios. It's like that shouldn't be possible. Well, 856 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,960 Speaker 1: they you know what they did. What kind of revenue 857 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:35,000 Speaker 1: they pulled in in was that seven point three nine 858 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:40,480 Speaker 1: billion dollars billion? Is it mostly off of the drink 859 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,400 Speaker 1: or is it is it off of the other stuff? 860 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,920 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I mean, I don't know what they 861 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,160 Speaker 1: really They sponsor a lot of stuff, so I'm not 862 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,319 Speaker 1: sure what people are Like the products they sell are 863 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,840 Speaker 1: is essentially just the drink drinking Red Bull, Like I 864 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,120 Speaker 1: don't know anyone who drinks it on the regular, people 865 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,920 Speaker 1: who work raves, Yeah, like me, Yeah, I used to 866 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,920 Speaker 1: have to drink so much Red Bull. And that's another thing. 867 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,600 Speaker 1: Red Bull didn't give me fucking wings either. It's only 868 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:09,080 Speaker 1: this fucking Kirkland signature. Cold. Get your ten bucks Canadian dollars. Okay, 869 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,840 Speaker 1: a Canadian member of the z getting marry me. Just 870 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,840 Speaker 1: get my paper. We're going get my ten dollars. I 871 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,760 Speaker 1: will divorce you amicably. Boom, I've, I've, and you'll split 872 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,960 Speaker 1: the money. But the box right there. I had a 873 00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,640 Speaker 1: like two three Red Bull a day habit at one point. 874 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,000 Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever put anything in my body 875 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,000 Speaker 1: that made me feel worse than Red Bull. It makes 876 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:33,160 Speaker 1: you feel bad. Yeah, huh yeah, I did love um. 877 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,600 Speaker 1: When I back in my vm A watching days. Um, 878 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,360 Speaker 1: I love the Red Bull vodka. I thought it was 879 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,600 Speaker 1: a fun drink. It would keep me up, keep me going, 880 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:45,279 Speaker 1: get my energy fun. He's moving his shoulders back and forth. Yea, 881 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,480 Speaker 1: for the record, I'm shimming. Yeah, you can tell it's 882 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,040 Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. But again, I would not think that 883 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,239 Speaker 1: it made They made seven billion dollars on my little 884 00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:58,799 Speaker 1: shoulder shimmy. That interest me. It'll make your shoulders do this. 885 00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,120 Speaker 1: That's that's what they're going to change. But I guess 886 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,080 Speaker 1: they did profit from like f one sponsorships. I mean 887 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,120 Speaker 1: they got money here and there, but I don't. But 888 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,000 Speaker 1: I mean their core business is the energy drink. So yeah, 889 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,040 Speaker 1: and just knowing that red Bull has just become synonymous 890 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,560 Speaker 1: with like fucking extreme adrenaline ships just use that to 891 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,920 Speaker 1: make themselves. They seem to be an example of a 892 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,080 Speaker 1: smart direction of that twelve year old energy. They like 893 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,799 Speaker 1: invest their twelve year old money. Well right, they're like, 894 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,319 Speaker 1: you know what, dude, fuck it, let's send a guy 895 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,600 Speaker 1: who This guy wants to jump out of fucking space. 896 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,600 Speaker 1: Right then, I know, and I was like, damn, red Bull. 897 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,920 Speaker 1: It was a weird thing. And in college I used 898 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,239 Speaker 1: to like sort of dream about I was like, dude, 899 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,480 Speaker 1: how sick would that be if you just sucking from 900 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,799 Speaker 1: space space dude, and you got the fucking X. I 901 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,879 Speaker 1: would literally talk like this. I would be like, think 902 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,160 Speaker 1: about this. Here in space, the fucking universe is expanding 903 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,399 Speaker 1: around you fucking infinitely, and then you jumped down into 904 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,400 Speaker 1: this like fucking finite plane on Earth. Man, Just like 905 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,560 Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, to suck me up, as I 906 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,839 Speaker 1: would say this funked up on a bag chair, I'm 907 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,520 Speaker 1: realizing that this next story I should have teased as 908 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:12,239 Speaker 1: the Flaming Hot Cheetos movie instead of Eva Longoria's next project. Yeah, 909 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,680 Speaker 1: Eva Longoria is going to direct a movie about flaming 910 00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:19,600 Speaker 1: Hot Cheetos. That sounds weirder than it is. The story 911 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,040 Speaker 1: of Flaming Hot Cheetos is actually very interesting. When I 912 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,640 Speaker 1: saw the headline of like, you know, Longori to helm 913 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,280 Speaker 1: Flaming Hot Cheetos or whatever, I was like, I thought, 914 00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,799 Speaker 1: did the Emoji movie do that well where people are 915 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,200 Speaker 1: like it, man, Yeah, it's doing about this bag of chips. 916 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,120 Speaker 1: But I didn't realize it's it's the origin story of 917 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,160 Speaker 1: flaming Hot Cheetos. Is there a story to be told? Yeah, 918 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,799 Speaker 1: it's I got. Everything's got like the immigrant experience, It's 919 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,399 Speaker 1: got fucking just dedicate. I don't know, Jack you When 920 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,040 Speaker 1: I said it, Jack was like, oh, yeah, yeah. Because 921 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:53,279 Speaker 1: of my previous job, I just know cool stories like yeah, 922 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:57,160 Speaker 1: I was a head of the Cheeto brand rep for 923 00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,120 Speaker 1: Freedo different events in the city or in the end, 924 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:04,200 Speaker 1: the Big Cheeto. But this it's the story of a 925 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,799 Speaker 1: janitor who worked at the Fried to Lay Company and 926 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:13,439 Speaker 1: was just a huge, huge fan of Cheetos. And he 927 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,719 Speaker 1: and his wife had this ingredient that they would add 928 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,759 Speaker 1: to it that would make it extra super spicy, and he, 929 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,080 Speaker 1: like goodwill, hunting his way up in the snack food 930 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:28,279 Speaker 1: world and like you know, used his access to the 931 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,799 Speaker 1: Freedo Lay company to get this idea in front of 932 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,319 Speaker 1: people and become an executive. Oh so oh so it 933 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,520 Speaker 1: wasn't like that. He was just like sweeping up and 934 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,799 Speaker 1: he was like I think when he pitched it, he 935 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:44,480 Speaker 1: was a janitor, custodian damn. And then then his best 936 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,080 Speaker 1: friend knock on his door hoping that he wouldn't be there. Yeah, 937 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,960 Speaker 1: he did. That's part of my dad. And now he's 938 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:55,440 Speaker 1: an executive. Yeah, hopefully he's profiting off of his wonderful creation. 939 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:56,800 Speaker 1: And they were just like, how about we give you 940 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,600 Speaker 1: a job and we won't give you any of like 941 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,000 Speaker 1: the actual real one. I think he got I think 942 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,319 Speaker 1: he profits. He got it. God, I mean, there's flame 943 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,040 Speaker 1: and hot. Do you think about how the Flaming Hot 944 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:11,480 Speaker 1: universe it's constantly expanding as well? Flaming Hot Funian is 945 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:14,400 Speaker 1: not a big fan of be honest. A final way, 946 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,799 Speaker 1: I'm going to say something that's probably gonna be as 947 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,000 Speaker 1: controversial as the fact that I know Brett Stevens. I 948 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,440 Speaker 1: don't love cheetos. I've never loved cheetos. I don't love dorritos. 949 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,560 Speaker 1: I've never loved dorritos. Now that's a little more count 950 00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:30,640 Speaker 1: I think there's something about cheesy tortilla e cheese and 951 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,640 Speaker 1: cheese and corn processed. For some reason, it doesn't do 952 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,919 Speaker 1: it for me. And I'm not taking off his shirt 953 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,000 Speaker 1: and starts stretching. I'm just I'm sweating. Listen, listen. I'm 954 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,800 Speaker 1: not above processed foods. I love me a good processed food. 955 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,839 Speaker 1: That's your favorite's you want prove yourself right now, it's 956 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:55,879 Speaker 1: your favorite process bitch, counter, I want more than oh yeah, 957 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,799 Speaker 1: way more, way more. Oh, I can hold something rough 958 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,800 Speaker 1: end about that, actually, because I do appreciate there's something 959 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,560 Speaker 1: very subtlety too. Yeah, it's really It doesn't smack you 960 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:06,960 Speaker 1: on top of the head, but next to you know, 961 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,239 Speaker 1: you finished the whole box. It's really wonderful. And if 962 00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,640 Speaker 1: you if you want to fox with a nil wafer 963 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:17,280 Speaker 1: banana pudding. Yeah, see, that's the thing. My earliest memories 964 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,279 Speaker 1: are Nila wafers being handed out in like daycare and 965 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,719 Speaker 1: then on the box. I always remember they presented as 966 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,920 Speaker 1: the garnish and like this pudding. I have yet to 967 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,160 Speaker 1: have that. Dude, you gotta somebody help me out. All 968 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:31,480 Speaker 1: you gotta do is google Magnolia Bakery, Nila Wafer putting 969 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,600 Speaker 1: and follow that. It's so easy. You make it with 970 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:39,600 Speaker 1: with jello, instant vanilla pudding. Great and you and basically 971 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,080 Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, and then you need a banana and 972 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,680 Speaker 1: throw some bananas in there. Of course it's that easy. 973 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,359 Speaker 1: Of course, it's so easy, and it's so good. It's 974 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,160 Speaker 1: a it's a party pleaser. If you're going to a party, 975 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,200 Speaker 1: you want to bring something everyone's gonna talk about. Ever 976 00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,440 Speaker 1: make it? I make it all time? Oh damn? Oh 977 00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:00,799 Speaker 1: so so Nilla Wafers really is? I love Nila? Wait, first, 978 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,319 Speaker 1: I never buy I don't have like Nilla's in the 979 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,920 Speaker 1: fucking pantry, but like Nabisco hollers, Yeah, yeah, it was 980 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,279 Speaker 1: in the pa Guys, give me a lifetime supply of 981 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:14,120 Speaker 1: fucking NILA's. Who else is fucking hawking Nilla Wafers on podcasts? 982 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,520 Speaker 1: Literally no nobody? Yeah, um, but yeah, I love Vanilla. 983 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:25,840 Speaker 1: I call it Nija. Yeah, someone's from Colombia. I got it. Nimnia, 984 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:33,160 Speaker 1: uh nia, let's talk about the hashtag boycott all of 985 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:39,439 Speaker 1: Garden movement. Stop calling the movement a movement. It is okay, sorry, 986 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:44,920 Speaker 1: boycott all of Garden revolution. It's will not be televised. 987 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,200 Speaker 1: So Alive Garden is one of the food brands. I 988 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:52,000 Speaker 1: guess they're mostly food brands that got mentioned in that tweet, 989 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:56,600 Speaker 1: and then Bernie Sanders just retweeted, retweeted, didn't even retweet it, 990 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,279 Speaker 1: just like quoted it and mentioned the same thing without 991 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,799 Speaker 1: fact checking in The Washington Post pointed out that at 992 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,640 Speaker 1: least the information that that tweet was going off of, 993 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,120 Speaker 1: they were including money donated by packs and individuals, so 994 00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,480 Speaker 1: not necessarily like from the organization, right. That's why when 995 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,760 Speaker 1: I had to clarify people with Taco Bell and they 996 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,200 Speaker 1: were on that list. But the owner of the company 997 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,640 Speaker 1: isn't the best either, So I think it's funny though. 998 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,400 Speaker 1: It's like, what is the Venn diagram of people who 999 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:30,160 Speaker 1: go to Olive Garden and people who like care, Yes, exactly, 1000 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,040 Speaker 1: Like I don't know that there's much of a cross 1001 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,480 Speaker 1: section there right. Well, with that lifetime pasta pass, they 1002 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:41,920 Speaker 1: just gave away dollars for a lifetime of pizza, pasta 1003 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,439 Speaker 1: for soup and breadsticks. I mean, look, I think that 1004 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,720 Speaker 1: if we can talk about the food just for one 1005 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,680 Speaker 1: minute and then we'll get back into the politics. I 1006 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,840 Speaker 1: think that the olive Garden is I put it on 1007 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,520 Speaker 1: the same level as the uh what I imagine the 1008 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,080 Speaker 1: pumpkin spice Latze is, which is like a bunch of 1009 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,440 Speaker 1: like scientists get together in and they're like, what can 1010 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,640 Speaker 1: just like activate all the pleasure sensors in the brain 1011 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,640 Speaker 1: and let's just work from there. Because the food is delicious, 1012 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,480 Speaker 1: it's fucking gross. It's just like it's like, you know, 1013 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:13,160 Speaker 1: cheesecake factories, like delicious and gross, and they're just sugar 1014 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:20,040 Speaker 1: fish McDonald's fish getting dragged into this, right, Uh yeah, 1015 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,840 Speaker 1: sugar don't even look into their politics, man. Yeah, yeah, 1016 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:28,320 Speaker 1: Kazu dude. But then it was wrong, right Yeah, So 1017 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,600 Speaker 1: so it was basically like they weren't or the whole 1018 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,240 Speaker 1: list was kind of Yeah, the whole list is a 1019 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:36,600 Speaker 1: little bit uh questionable. Um, first time that I'm an 1020 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,560 Speaker 1: anti list guy right in general? Yeah, I think they 1021 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,720 Speaker 1: can get dangerous. Yeah. Yeah, And apparently this isn't the 1022 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,920 Speaker 1: first time all of Garden has been targeted by an 1023 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:49,040 Speaker 1: online boycott because back in two thousand fifteen, conservatives were 1024 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,840 Speaker 1: up in arms that the company that owns all of 1025 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:56,200 Speaker 1: Garden was donating to Planned Parenthood, and that was also 1026 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,560 Speaker 1: bullshit stemming from a boycott list. So this is something 1027 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,000 Speaker 1: that happen and a man Darden Restaurants gets a bad ratman. 1028 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:07,680 Speaker 1: So that nothing wrong. If you want to boycott Alive Garden, 1029 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,080 Speaker 1: there's plenty of good reasons to like what so they 1030 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:17,640 Speaker 1: contribute to this National Restaurant Association, uh, lobbying interest that 1031 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,600 Speaker 1: is basically all about, you know, trying to screw their 1032 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,640 Speaker 1: employees over. That's probably every one of these fucking baby 1033 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:28,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah probably. I can't imagine a behemoth come 1034 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,800 Speaker 1: because I think they're the one of the largest employers 1035 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,000 Speaker 1: of like tipped workers or something. Right, No, because of 1036 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,360 Speaker 1: because they own all of Gardens. It's not unique. It's 1037 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:40,080 Speaker 1: more an indictment of the system. But uh, you know, 1038 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,720 Speaker 1: they have fought specifically to not give employees sick leave 1039 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:48,920 Speaker 1: and fought when regulations are suggesting that they should give 1040 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:53,600 Speaker 1: employees sick leave, which is not a great policy for 1041 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:58,800 Speaker 1: your workers or your customers. Since the CDC has found 1042 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,800 Speaker 1: that infected food work ER's account for the vast majority 1043 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:09,040 Speaker 1: of neurovirus outbreaks uh and the olive garden head outbreaks 1044 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:12,640 Speaker 1: of illnesses involving hundreds of their staff and customers in 1045 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,840 Speaker 1: two thousand six and two thousand eleven. And Darden is 1046 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,880 Speaker 1: still fighting to not give their employees good like sick 1047 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:24,320 Speaker 1: day benefits. And they're the largest direct employer of tipped 1048 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,880 Speaker 1: workers in the world and are trying to fight against 1049 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,640 Speaker 1: the undoing of the sub minimum wage that applies to 1050 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,760 Speaker 1: tipped workers, so basically making it so they can pay 1051 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,400 Speaker 1: their tipped employees. And then they pay a lot of 1052 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:39,480 Speaker 1: their employees with fucking gift cards like debit like reloadable 1053 01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,520 Speaker 1: debit cards to save them costs on payroll stuff rather 1054 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:46,080 Speaker 1: than handing out paper checks, which opens the employees to 1055 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,960 Speaker 1: all sorts of fees and ship Because yeah, it's not 1056 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:54,360 Speaker 1: a great company, not a great damn it. But but 1057 01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,880 Speaker 1: those But I mean, can you argue with hospitality on 1058 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,480 Speaker 1: the really the salad and bread sticks, I got a question, 1059 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:07,720 Speaker 1: are the most undervalued of our restaurants offering? Yeah, because 1060 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,400 Speaker 1: it's free. You just go in there, just eat all 1061 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,840 Speaker 1: that ship. You have a person who's sick who has 1062 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,800 Speaker 1: no other financial recourse but to go to work on 1063 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,960 Speaker 1: your food. Now you just say stay away from me, 1064 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:21,560 Speaker 1: Stay away, you, you poor Sprinkle a Z pack on 1065 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,200 Speaker 1: right on the bread sticks and you go to town. 1066 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,440 Speaker 1: Let me ask you this fresh ground Z pack you got? 1067 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,600 Speaker 1: You guys seem like foodies. You guys like fans of 1068 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,360 Speaker 1: the food. Don't know what gave you that? I said, 1069 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:37,520 Speaker 1: McDonald's is America's greatest. What is your level of Let's 1070 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,200 Speaker 1: say there's like, let's say there's like a KKK guy, 1071 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:44,320 Speaker 1: huh who happens to be making like the country's the 1072 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:49,280 Speaker 1: best pie anyone's ever tasted? Would you would you go 1073 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,880 Speaker 1: and have that? Well? What did he do with the KKK? 1074 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,920 Speaker 1: He was like the treasurer he was he wasn't even 1075 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,720 Speaker 1: treasure he was like he was like their social media outreach, 1076 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,200 Speaker 1: but like second in command. Like he would just have 1077 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,840 Speaker 1: to keep the passwords in order and stuff and what 1078 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,240 Speaker 1: kind of seafood is in the pipe? Oh, it's just 1079 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,959 Speaker 1: like he This should show you how flexible i'm he's 1080 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:13,560 Speaker 1: so he's such a sustainable fisher, Like he will only 1081 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,800 Speaker 1: use things from the gulf that you know have bounced 1082 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:20,200 Speaker 1: back their population to bounced back, but he's making the 1083 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,640 Speaker 1: most delicious like Josean dressed. I'm asking, did you see 1084 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,000 Speaker 1: that photo of me at David Duke's house having pie? 1085 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,960 Speaker 1: Is that where this is coming from? That's what we're 1086 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,640 Speaker 1: all doing this an intervention. Yeah. I did actually go 1087 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,840 Speaker 1: to the South once. I had I had a show. 1088 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,600 Speaker 1: I think it was in South Carolina and there was 1089 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,120 Speaker 1: I had to show it like a like a Jewish 1090 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:42,040 Speaker 1: federation as well. And after the show, they're like, we're 1091 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,480 Speaker 1: gonna get food. Are you okay? This was like ten 1092 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,720 Speaker 1: years ago too. He's like they're like, are you okay? 1093 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:51,240 Speaker 1: Like there there's they're the best barbiean town is this 1094 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,080 Speaker 1: company and the guys like clearly like it is a 1095 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,840 Speaker 1: huge fan of the Confederacy. It's gonna Confederate flags everywhere. 1096 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,120 Speaker 1: And he's got a book. He's written books about I 1097 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,840 Speaker 1: think it's called like Sunny Is Barbecue. I don't know. 1098 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to give out the wrong name, but 1099 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,160 Speaker 1: if you're in the South, you know what I'm talking about, 1100 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:09,160 Speaker 1: Like it's a chain of barbecue. Yeah, Like the guy 1101 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,520 Speaker 1: has books about why like the South will rise again, 1102 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:15,480 Speaker 1: but his barbecue is so delicious I was like, I'll go, 1103 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,560 Speaker 1: let's do it, guys. Table full of Jews went and 1104 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,840 Speaker 1: had pork barbecue and it was like a lot of 1105 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:27,440 Speaker 1: it was very intersectional. Yeah, I think that it would 1106 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:31,400 Speaker 1: make terrible tasting food. Food might be the great you know, 1107 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,240 Speaker 1: it's it's very hard to hate someone when they make 1108 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,680 Speaker 1: such great food. Well, but yeah, I feel like a 1109 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:39,600 Speaker 1: lot of races have no problem eating Mexican food. It's 1110 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,800 Speaker 1: funny because when you see all those people to see 1111 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,600 Speaker 1: the person cooking it. Yeah, like where Kelly and Conway 1112 01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:50,600 Speaker 1: or like Mitch McConnell's like having Mexican food and room right. 1113 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:55,680 Speaker 1: It's usually on Marms Gross. Dan has been a pleasure 1114 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,120 Speaker 1: having you on the daily's like guys, where can people 1115 01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,400 Speaker 1: listen to you? Find you? Follow you? Thank you so 1116 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,680 Speaker 1: much for having me. This has been very fun. Uh My, 1117 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,280 Speaker 1: all my socials are at stand up Dan, uh and 1118 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,800 Speaker 1: I have a new podcast called Green Eggs and Dan, 1119 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,320 Speaker 1: which is very fun. It's a fun food podcast. It's 1120 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:18,600 Speaker 1: not a lame, pretentious one. A lot of uh my 1121 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:22,120 Speaker 1: friends and amazing guests that we start every episode by 1122 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,480 Speaker 1: going through their fridge an actual picture of their fridge, 1123 01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,680 Speaker 1: and then get into a food conversation. Uh with that. 1124 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,560 Speaker 1: Hassan Minaj was our first guest. Michelle Bouto is the 1125 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:34,800 Speaker 1: second squar Brothers are gonna be on tomorrow. Um, it's 1126 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,640 Speaker 1: a it's a lot of fun and please give it 1127 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:41,000 Speaker 1: a listen. What are you learning about people's fridge habits? 1128 01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,720 Speaker 1: The great divider is marriage? Yeah, the single people, it's 1129 01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:51,960 Speaker 1: like it's an getting just like waste land of condiments. Uh, 1130 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:56,000 Speaker 1: an actual empty box of beer? Yeah? Have you ever 1131 01:04:56,120 --> 01:05:01,880 Speaker 1: had how long this been in here? It's a zema box. 1132 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,040 Speaker 1: Last time I was here, this box was in here 1133 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,400 Speaker 1: and I yelled it and you said you're gonna take 1134 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:08,520 Speaker 1: care of it. Yeah. And the married people, the married 1135 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:12,720 Speaker 1: people with kids have more like seven cow's worth of 1136 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,720 Speaker 1: milk in their It's so girl, how much milk drinks? 1137 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:22,080 Speaker 1: It really is dairy farmers haven't made there's the And 1138 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,480 Speaker 1: is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Actually, David Chang 1139 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,920 Speaker 1: just tweeted tweeted a very fun tweet today about he 1140 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:32,200 Speaker 1: was like throwing shade, as Sebastian says at crab boils, 1141 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,000 Speaker 1: how like we all pretend like we love them, but 1142 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,480 Speaker 1: it's the worst way that you could cook a crab, 1143 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:42,360 Speaker 1: but some journalists wrote this really beautiful tweet about it. Okay, yeah, 1144 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,080 Speaker 1: so this is this guy, David Simon who's a journalist, 1145 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,160 Speaker 1: and he was writing about crab boils and he said 1146 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:52,920 Speaker 1: boil is a tragic error in speech and deed esteemed 1147 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:57,440 Speaker 1: undrowned blue crab is God's recipe and Wendell Pierce, who 1148 01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,520 Speaker 1: was accorded five years in Baltimore, should know this. Boiled 1149 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:04,320 Speaker 1: crabs stand as the rare singular crime and seafood preparation 1150 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:10,800 Speaker 1: committed with Orleans Parish. M David Simon is also the 1151 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:14,880 Speaker 1: creator of the Wire. Yes, yes, I think he would 1152 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:21,360 Speaker 1: know a thing or two about crabs and Bayou Orleans. Yeah, 1153 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,200 Speaker 1: Tremy to right, That's what I'm saying. Miles, where can 1154 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,560 Speaker 1: people find? You find me? Follow me on Twitter and 1155 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:31,920 Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray. A couple of tweets I like, Uh, 1156 01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:35,400 Speaker 1: One is from Reductress at Reductress free speech is a 1157 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:40,439 Speaker 1: fundamental right, says bed bugs um, and then one more 1158 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:45,960 Speaker 1: from dan Licata at dan Licata sucks uh because I 1159 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,440 Speaker 1: just started. I just wanted to see what Sebastian Maniscalco 1160 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,440 Speaker 1: was up to, but I just found this hashtag. Sebastian 1161 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:56,200 Speaker 1: manco Sebastian man maniscalco hosting the b m as. Back 1162 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,880 Speaker 1: when I was growing up, we didn't have Hot Girl summer. 1163 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:02,640 Speaker 1: We had hots sausage summer. My uncle Frank's on the grill. 1164 01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:05,560 Speaker 1: Somebody asked us for a sweet sausage. Sweet you want 1165 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:08,160 Speaker 1: something sweet? Have a zeppel anyway, give it up for 1166 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:14,200 Speaker 1: a little nozex. I mean that's like basically what it 1167 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:17,360 Speaker 1: was like. I don't know how you can height and 1168 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:24,680 Speaker 1: uh tweet. I've been enjoying clean slate at please be Nice, 1169 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:29,200 Speaker 1: tweeted me whale shirt should really pick a lane, you know, 1170 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:34,080 Speaker 1: aquarium guy, Let's focus on finding your kid. You can 1171 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,360 Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can 1172 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,520 Speaker 1: find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist Brett the Daily 1173 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:43,120 Speaker 1: Zeygheist on Instagram. We have Facebook, Sampage, and a website 1174 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,080 Speaker 1: dailies like dot com, where we post our episodes and 1175 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,520 Speaker 1: our foot We link off to the information that we 1176 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,080 Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as the song 1177 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,560 Speaker 1: we ride out on miles. What's that going to be? 1178 01:07:54,760 --> 01:08:00,000 Speaker 1: Just easy, easy grooves, deep grooves and a very soothe 1179 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:04,440 Speaker 1: vocalist voice. Uh. This vocalist that's the group is headed 1180 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,040 Speaker 1: by Kate Bollinger or Bollinger. I don't know how you 1181 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,960 Speaker 1: pronounce that, Kate, apologies to you. Yeah. This track is 1182 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,760 Speaker 1: called untitled and it's just scot Man like it. It 1183 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,280 Speaker 1: feels like to send like a nice blanket m you know, 1184 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,320 Speaker 1: soothing but also let it go a little funk to it. 1185 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:22,599 Speaker 1: The Daily Like Guys is a production by our Radio 1186 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,519 Speaker 1: for More podcast from my Heart RADIOVI is it the 1187 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:27,680 Speaker 1: Heart radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you listen to 1188 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:30,280 Speaker 1: your favorite shows. That's gonna do it for today. We 1189 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,120 Speaker 1: will be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast 1190 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:44,880 Speaker 1: and we will talk to you guys. Then expected Strong 1191 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,839 Speaker 1: and I'm tired show. I want to change my temperament 1192 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:57,280 Speaker 1: and change my mind to do what I'm saying. Something 1193 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:04,280 Speaker 1: it is that always be go and need a sense 1194 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,080 Speaker 1: of urgency that the hold you got ef you'd call 1195 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:07,679 Speaker 1: me back