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Speaker 1: had to get when when an NBA player that I
Speaker 1: was a fan of came over to me, I was like,
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Speaker 1: mainly because we are we've been podcasters for a while. Yes,
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Speaker 1: because she referenced you as a podcaster, and when I
Speaker 1: was looking into all that you've fucking done. Yes, you
Speaker 1: have been over a hundred like film and movies like
Speaker 1: television shows over a hundred and so I know that
Speaker 1: podcaster is now a cool name, I guess because they
Speaker 1: see all the money that people are getting. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: do you feel like weird being referred to as a
Speaker 1: podcaster now, knowing that you've been in this game like
Speaker 1: way before podcasts were even a thing. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: and I don't think I'm referred to as a podcaster.
Speaker 1: I'm I am proudly a podcaster, and I'm proudly a podcaster,
Speaker 1: you know, for eight years, and you know, I'm proudly
Speaker 1: a professional podcast as you guys are. And now we're
Speaker 1: at a point where, you know, podcast like assholes. Everybody
Speaker 1: has one, maybe even two assholes, right, Um, so I'm
Speaker 1: proud that I, um have been doing it consistently for
Speaker 1: eight years. You know, my podcasts were about to hit
Speaker 1: the thousandth episode, which, as you guys know, how, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you talk a lot. Yeah, I took a lot, a lot.
Speaker 1: Something funny I said about when I saw your name
Speaker 1: in an email. So, Dave is your engineer that you have,
Speaker 1: and um, I remember he texted me and said, oh shit,
Speaker 1: we have a microup for today, and I said, he's
Speaker 1: got a fucking podcast. I don't get it. He's still
Speaker 1: in movies, Like why is he doing that? And it's
Speaker 1: so funny because I'm a professional podcast right that said that,
Speaker 1: that's really what we think. But like, honestly, when celebrities
Speaker 1: make podcasts, they're not always good, know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So like when I saw your clips, I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's funny, but maybe it's just but like it's crazy
Speaker 1: because you don't know. So to see you being an
Speaker 1: actor so many years and go to podcasting, that also
Speaker 1: made me know, like that's how I know there's money here. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, honestly, when I started doing it,
Speaker 1: it was before the Big Bang. There wasn't money right right,
Speaker 1: right right right, you know, and and and that's why
Speaker 1: I'm glad, you know, like I just happened upon it
Speaker 1: because I did a friend of mine's podcast. This is
Speaker 1: like eight and a half years ago, and I started
Speaker 1: hearing the term podcast. And we did it in a
Speaker 1: hotel room, you know, he had the microphones. Was like,
Speaker 1: this is it? And it was again and then are
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Speaker 1: Would you rather eat that? Look? I was. But but
Speaker 1: as far as the podcasting, you know, like I as
Speaker 1: you guys, like I said, you know, like one of
Speaker 1: the you know you did your a ka's, I have
Speaker 1: a ka's and you know when I introduced myself and
Speaker 1: you know, being a professional podcaster is something I'm proud of,
Speaker 1: like I said, especially since everybody has. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: for me doing it as long as and consistently as
Speaker 1: we've been doing it, it's it's become like almost like
Speaker 1: uh like uh like a new form of create creation,
Speaker 1: creative creativeness for me and and and certainly an outlet,
Speaker 1: very much an outlet. What do you think it was
Speaker 1: before podcasting? Corn? I mean for me, I didn't have
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I guess you know, for
Speaker 1: different people it's different things. But the closest that I
Speaker 1: could equated to, but it's not the same thing as
Speaker 1: stand up comedy. That's the closest one that I could
Speaker 1: equated to because the majority of my episodes are alone,
Speaker 1: so um, that's the closest that I could. I actually
Speaker 1: think this is more like talk radio definitely, But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The AM station, yeah station that no
Speaker 1: one ever really turned on, where I was like, it
Speaker 1: was so funny because growing up it was to be like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck just wants to sit in a car
Speaker 1: people talk? And now that's literally what something. Howard Stern
Speaker 1: was the one who was asking that, and he was
Speaker 1: he used the one that was the first, one of
Speaker 1: the first that didn't. Yeah, but we him too. I
Speaker 1: liked to watch I used to watch him because he
Speaker 1: used to have the bimbos naked, right. It was actually funny.
Speaker 1: He's still he's still interesting to listen to. I'll give
Speaker 1: him that. I'm a little mad at him for the
Speaker 1: Rihanna comment or whatever, but what he is, No, he
Speaker 1: didn't go I I listen, you know what, they took
Speaker 1: it out of context. I listened to his whole thing
Speaker 1: about he gave her love? What do he say? Oh
Speaker 1: he did, Yeah, he gave her loves? What did he say.
Speaker 1: He was like, what do you say? I thought he
Speaker 1: did because I just kind of saying, He's like, what
Speaker 1: do you want a pregnant woman to do? Bro? Don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, I'm gonna say this, don't say because
Speaker 1: I'll argue with about reread here we go? What you about?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna say? I loved it. I thought
Speaker 1: she looked amazing, and I really enjoyed watching what are
Speaker 1: you gonna say? And I wondered if I loved it
Speaker 1: because she was pregnant if she wasn't. But you didn't
Speaker 1: know for sure when you were watching it. No, we
Speaker 1: saw it. I know I ain't gonna hold you. I
Speaker 1: literally was at the airport and I was like, so,
Speaker 1: is this like babyway from the first one or she
Speaker 1: announcing a second one? It looked like a pregnancy to me.
Speaker 1: It didn't look like that's you. Well only because then
Speaker 1: when she had zipped all the way down, and I think,
Speaker 1: I think that's also so much going on in your
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know the context of you watching
Speaker 1: the game and watching her, but like I'm watching for her.
Speaker 1: I watched the game is close, I watched re read
Speaker 1: okay reads like I fuck with real hard, looked phenomenal
Speaker 1: and she's the best, Like it was really good. The
Speaker 1: stage is fired. My mom literally texts me and I know,
Speaker 1: it's like the funny thing now. My mom literally tells
Speaker 1: me during the performance and was like, is this sperm
Speaker 1: dancing all around her? And I was like, literally, And
Speaker 1: when I saw everyone on Twitter right in the same thing,
Speaker 1: I said, Mom, get get off my phone. Was it?
Speaker 1: I think it was supposed to be sperm dancing around
Speaker 1: I don't think people don't look at things that. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I got a question here. Since you want to
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Speaker 1: here's a harder question. No, you didn't answer it. Okay, Oh,
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Speaker 1: was like, do do not embarrass me? My wife told
Speaker 1: me she said do nothing, but I would eat ass
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Speaker 1: I just preferred. If it's it's a preferred I would
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Speaker 1: Do you like your asking? I like you scoop down
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Speaker 1: What does that mean? Not done anymore? I just nineties asked, Wait,
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Speaker 1: I doubt it harder. This is a harder question, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna throw you for a loop. Okay, Beyonce, Rihanna
Speaker 1: thought you were about to talk. No, that's a tougher
Speaker 1: question mine. Is Rihanna really? Okay? Yeah, I love Rihanna.
Speaker 1: People don't want to answer that question. So I mean,
Speaker 1: I think you're both. They're both one answer the question.
Speaker 1: She said Beyonce, I said Rihanna like even based on
Speaker 1: like if there was two tours that I had to
Speaker 1: choose from seeing like the Renaissance going on tour and
Speaker 1: maybe uh for Beyonce, and then say Rihanna comes out
Speaker 1: and does just a Rihanna tour kind of like a
Speaker 1: full set of what we got for Super Bowl. I
Speaker 1: would want to go to that. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: go to her. I could even understand you picking Rihanna
Speaker 1: over Beyonce, but for a show that's actually yeah, for
Speaker 1: a show, I would say Beyonce is probably a better show.
Speaker 1: I mean that's almost like jarring that you said, Well,
Speaker 1: I've seen Beyonce already. Haven't seen Rihanna? I don't saw
Speaker 1: it the super Bowl? Right, No, I saw her at
Speaker 1: made an American No no, no, no, no, back to
Speaker 1: Damn right, So I'm I'm looking on the phone already,
Speaker 1: god jam oh yeah, we got to know damnbition is
Speaker 1: funny because when I you know, I was talking to
Speaker 1: my mom, I'm like, oh, my Michael rapperfor She's like,
Speaker 1: you know, black people love Michael Rapport and I'm like
Speaker 1: they do, but why because he got a black white
Speaker 1: No no, no it was. But also because he said
Speaker 1: a young Arab tupac? Mean what, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1: Why do black people like me? Why did you get
Speaker 1: invite to the cookout? I mean, I'm from New York City.
Speaker 1: That don't mean now, I know, I'm telling you you
Speaker 1: don't do the black set, which I appreciate because a
Speaker 1: lot of white comedians throw it on when they're like
Speaker 1: in a bunch of black movies and like have all
Speaker 1: these black friends and you don't. You're just very New York. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but why do they love you? Tell us? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think I would say as far as fans and
Speaker 1: ship it was probably because of a lot of the
Speaker 1: movies that I've done, the way that I carry myself
Speaker 1: hip hop, my love being very sort of um openly
Speaker 1: passionate about it. You are very very very much so,
Speaker 1: and and you know, I mean just being genuine. I
Speaker 1: think that's it. It has obviously do with the films
Speaker 1: and basketball, because I talk a lot of shit on sports. Sports. Yep,
Speaker 1: hip hop thing. So let's say you have three songs
Speaker 1: to start off your sex playlist and they have to
Speaker 1: be hip hop songs? What songs are you fucking too? Wait?
Speaker 1: But like R and B Right, No, no, he's a
Speaker 1: hip hop fan. I want to what hip hop songs
Speaker 1: he's fucking too? That's a good question. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Um ooh, that's a good question. How about okay encore? Okay,
Speaker 1: how about some harcore? How about because um shit, that's
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Speaker 1: Just not me. Something that's that's a good question. That's
Speaker 1: a good question. One that is it like as far
Speaker 1: as I mean, you could be like, you know, do
Speaker 1: you want like the sort of you know, just straight
Speaker 1: up sex shit like what like you know, like it's
Speaker 1: like him, Um, yeah no, but you can me go
Speaker 1: goofyer like, um what is it? Um? You could look
Speaker 1: from more for the dudes from Florida, your guys from Florida?
Speaker 1: Time does it? Don't let mean did you roll? I
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want to. Yeah, yeah you could.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course you do have hip hop songs,
Speaker 1: so like like what's your Fantasy by Luda Christ? That
Speaker 1: was great? What I mean? And that's hip hop? That's
Speaker 1: all right? And that I can let late late that.
Speaker 1: Oh see that one. Oh, that's what's your fantasy from me?
Speaker 1: I had to see your toes and I want what song? Actually,
Speaker 1: Supreme Bitch by Little Kim is great? Uh my back?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what did you you sleep with men with
Speaker 1: guns under their pillows? That? Do you sleep with guns?
Speaker 1: With men with guns under their pillows? Thing? Okays they
Speaker 1: were big time crooks. Um wait, speaking of that movie
Speaker 1: that is which is crazy because we could barely talk
Speaker 1: about him now but um, that was my favorite movie
Speaker 1: you're in. What are some movies you're in that black
Speaker 1: people watching I've seen that don't realize they may have
Speaker 1: known you from because I'm sure you are learning okay,
Speaker 1: Higher Learning. Um, weren't you in a Spike Lee movie?
Speaker 1: I was in Bamboozle, very good Spike Lee movie. Um.
Speaker 1: Uh Higher Learning? Um? Next Friday? Uh? You were in
Speaker 1: Next Friday? Yes, what'd you do on that? I was? Uh,
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I gotta time. I was my favorite.
Speaker 1: I on one scene, I'm I'm the the the uh
Speaker 1: the um the Postman? I deliver I deliver him uh
Speaker 1: something ice cube. It's a funny. It's a funny scene
Speaker 1: that people quote to me on the street probably once
Speaker 1: a day. That's wow. Yeah, and you didn't remember my scene?
Speaker 1: Like have you ever looked? And I'm just gonna yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make this sexy. Okay. Have you ever dressed
Speaker 1: up as a Maleman in the bedroom or any of
Speaker 1: your characters? Like? Never? You? You never like role played
Speaker 1: as any of your character. I'll tell you this. When
Speaker 1: when I was doing Higher Learning, obviously I had to
Speaker 1: shave my head, so I was playing a skinhead so
Speaker 1: I had to shave my head. Uh. So there wasn't
Speaker 1: any role playing, but it was, you know, we were
Speaker 1: making and I was actually I was dating my wife
Speaker 1: at the time, so and we were making. It was
Speaker 1: a lot of you know, he's hard to get around me.
Speaker 1: Has she ever asked you to go back ball? Like,
Speaker 1: because I now I love me a bald man. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, No. Never. I like theology when I tell
Speaker 1: you I just love a ball, and I understand it.
Speaker 1: I like, I think it's for me. It's because like
Speaker 1: when I look at some one ball and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: how did you get Like damn that young You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like nobody wants but no, no, and
Speaker 1: the beard's gotta be crazy good, gotta be nice. But
Speaker 1: then you could also be bad bald Like who's that
Speaker 1: young basketball player of the white guy who's at the
Speaker 1: big Like he should go ball, but he's leaving it Cruso,
Speaker 1: that is, yes, yes, but he goes. He does. He's
Speaker 1: like playing games like he's like sometimes I'm ball, sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm not ball. Alex Caruso, I don't know, y'all. I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like really this could be a man, but
Speaker 1: like all the bald head men that I have dated
Speaker 1: and at least have slept with, they boot to hold
Speaker 1: this ball too, So I ain't gotta like I told you,
Speaker 1: I'm somebody who's hairy right now, and I gotta like
Speaker 1: move the hair out the way to eat his ass.
Speaker 1: But the bald head man, it's just it's just clean.
Speaker 1: It's just like there's no hair. It's like that you
Speaker 1: bought up here and down you know what. I love
Speaker 1: this recently from shaving, so I'm taking by atin you
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Speaker 1: So so my legs like my hairs like the legs hair,
Speaker 1: and my legs is getting thicker, my hair is growing.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh my god, like now my pussy
Speaker 1: hair is also like the same. I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: how the fuck now? Everything is just kinky, coyly, It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I don't like that the hairs are
Speaker 1: matching the other hairs on my body. It's just not it.
Speaker 1: And now I have to constantly shave it. It's a
Speaker 1: constant reminder that I may not be having sex right
Speaker 1: now in this moment, and I hate it. I do.
Speaker 1: I'm actually mad that, like I'm not dating any old
Speaker 1: men right now because they like hair on pussy. Like
Speaker 1: do you like hair on pussy because you don't like
Speaker 1: the ball pussy? I mean I did at a certain point,
Speaker 1: but then I was like, I'm not saying I want like,
Speaker 1: you know, full bush, okay, but like cleaning it up,
Speaker 1: keep cleaning up. But we don't have the ball. The
Speaker 1: ball is I'm not down with that. I'm not with you.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm not saying. I'm not saying all
Speaker 1: turn it away. I'm just saying. When I was single,
Speaker 1: I got to a point where I was like, this
Speaker 1: is what is this? Like? What? What? None? No hair
Speaker 1: at all? You know what. I don't like about it
Speaker 1: either as someone that's you know, date's women. I don't
Speaker 1: like that I can't see it. It's too like it's
Speaker 1: all one thing. I'm like running into your hips and
Speaker 1: your legs, like I like to know it's right there.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to frames it frames. It
Speaker 1: does give me a strip. I like it. You like
Speaker 1: it completely? Well? No, I just said it's easier to
Speaker 1: eat when it's fall But when I see it, plussy
Speaker 1: what I'm eating plussy with his hairs on the on
Speaker 1: the thighs, growing, what the fuck am I doing? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What if I got myself innoed? Oh you know, back
Speaker 1: to black girls? Okay, so this is like, that's something
Speaker 1: I really want to know. I had this conversation one
Speaker 1: of my white guy friends a few days ago, and
Speaker 1: it's not even in our outline. I just thought about it.
Speaker 1: So his last girlfriend was black, right, and he was like, dude,
Speaker 1: tell me how I like, I've been feeling this girl
Speaker 1: at my job who's white, and he's like, and now
Speaker 1: suddenly she's like, oh am I even your type. He's like,
Speaker 1: why is it that I can't go back to white girls?
Speaker 1: He's like, they always remember it. Now they're super insecure
Speaker 1: about me dating black women. Have you felt like once
Speaker 1: she went black, you couldn't go back, or you actually
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know, did you find that women
Speaker 1: were curious about that? Where other black women feeling I've
Speaker 1: never I don't think women. I've never had women be
Speaker 1: um interested or curious in the race. Uh, the same
Speaker 1: way it's probably with men, but but for me, you know,
Speaker 1: the I've always you know, like it's been the first
Speaker 1: girl I had sex with was a white girl, and
Speaker 1: then you know, like and then it wasn't many white
Speaker 1: girls because I had sex the first time I was sixteen,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's always been just whatever, like I've
Speaker 1: never been like I just want to be with this one.
Speaker 1: The type I mean, if I would say a type
Speaker 1: besides my wife, but I mean exactly, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: besides her. But I mean, you know, like my type
Speaker 1: type has always been New York Puerto Rican girls. Really.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and most New York people, if you're from
Speaker 1: New York, you're a New Yorker, they will say new York.
Speaker 1: We call him Spanish girl. I used to say Spanish too, Spanish,
Speaker 1: so it's just as like Dominican Puerto Rican. That was art.
Speaker 1: That was it for me. That's interesting. The first girl
Speaker 1: like kissed me on my mouth publicly, like in the street,
Speaker 1: was a Puerto Rican girl named Elsie Rodriguez. I was
Speaker 1: in the ninth grade, and she stuck her tongue in
Speaker 1: my mouth and I saw rocket ships. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: that's so fun. That was that your first kiss on
Speaker 1: the street. Okay, it wasn't my first kiss, but it
Speaker 1: was like we were outside of mine, yeah, yours? What
Speaker 1: I was a city wall. I thought I was outside
Speaker 1: the gym. It was I was in sixth grade. He
Speaker 1: was in eighth grade. Got dam sixth rade? He was
Speaker 1: a seventh grade And it was like so gross. I
Speaker 1: was like I talked about him on the Field show.
Speaker 1: I was like, yuck, I find his name. He was
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican actually too. That was my first tonk kiss
Speaker 1: was a Puerto Rican. Look, mine name was Eddie. I
Speaker 1: don't he might have been Puerto Rican. His name was, though,
Speaker 1: but I called him Eddie. But that was like my
Speaker 1: first makeout makeout, my first pop kiss. It was a
Speaker 1: black guy, but I do remember that. What can I
Speaker 1: ask you? Through kissing, through losing your virginity and just
Speaker 1: having sex, when do you feel like you reached the prime?
Speaker 1: Like when I knew my fuck style was buck Wall? Yes?
Speaker 1: Were you wow? What a title for the show you got? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the general question you got. When did you realize
Speaker 1: your fuck style was buck Wall? Yeah? I would have
Speaker 1: to say that. Give me the age I realized my
Speaker 1: fuck style was buck walled after my first divorce. It
Speaker 1: was probably like I think thirty three, thirty four, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's when I thought my fuck style was truly buck
Speaker 1: Now in your twenties. You it's it's it's like you're wrong.
Speaker 1: You're wrong because you're not. Only is your fuck style
Speaker 1: not buck Wall your dumbest shits men twenty one twenty two,
Speaker 1: the dumbest wherever in twenty three, twenty four, all of
Speaker 1: it nineteen eight dumb, but twenty one twenty two you're
Speaker 1: really at your dumbest dumb? I agree, and the twenty
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Speaker 1: out of it coming on the other side of it?
Speaker 1: But but what my fuck game got better? Thirty four third?
Speaker 1: That's when like and then like you know, that's when
Speaker 1: I was like, like I had an ill style, like
Speaker 1: truly like an ill style. Okay, So then when did
Speaker 1: you start getting kinkier? When did you start trying out
Speaker 1: different things? When did you get into butt play and
Speaker 1: see and you know made out Like what age was that?
Speaker 1: Could you all to look him from a generation where
Speaker 1: y'all didn't share a lot shit, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I just dated someone that was almost fifty. He was
Speaker 1: seventeen years my senior. Completely different lifestyle of growing up,
Speaker 1: how we do everything. But but I mean, I I
Speaker 1: would say I was always a little like freaky deaky.
Speaker 1: It's just a matter of you know, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: you have to have it takes two to tango, it does.
Speaker 1: You have to have the right partner. Yes. How do
Speaker 1: you feel like you got turned out by a woman
Speaker 1: or did you get with someone that was very comfortable
Speaker 1: and you too? I think a little bit of I
Speaker 1: never got I think it's a little of both. I
Speaker 1: think it's you wanting to be in you know, like
Speaker 1: you're interested. It's like you're like, uh, do you like
Speaker 1: horror movies? Yeah? Like horror movies? Like ya, okay, let's
Speaker 1: go see it. You know it's right exactly what how
Speaker 1: long you been with their wife? We have been together now,
Speaker 1: thirteen years. We dated when we were young, we dated
Speaker 1: dating app era thank god, thank god. I'd be canceled
Speaker 1: a fucking minute. I'd be done, what would be finished.
Speaker 1: Something would go wrong, something would go wrong with me.
Speaker 1: If I was on a dating app, something would go
Speaker 1: I think I missed the whole thing, and I'm glad, damn,
Speaker 1: thank god, dating apps terrible. I missed that, And yeah
Speaker 1: I missed, Yeah, I thank god. I'd be fucked. It
Speaker 1: would be over for you. During this period of time
Speaker 1: because I was married and then I got divorced. During
Speaker 1: that period of time, there was dating apps done. Are
Speaker 1: you kids in the twenty two and twenty Okay, so
Speaker 1: they're doing dating app shit, and I'm sure that's probably
Speaker 1: why you have that reaction, because they are terrible. Like
Speaker 1: when I tell you I could be on there, I
Speaker 1: mean I have nothing, Like yeah, I mean I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm dating someone now that I met out in the
Speaker 1: real world, which is great, but oh on the dating apps,
Speaker 1: like I'm literally there's one photo of me holding a
Speaker 1: fucking book and a guy replied to it and good god, damn,
Speaker 1: your lips are juicy as fuck, and I was like, yes, also,
Speaker 1: this is Aristotle, Like what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do. They also have it's it's
Speaker 1: it's really interesting because I think that when women in
Speaker 1: their thirties like us, who are meeting men in their
Speaker 1: forties or fifties, you get your fucking mind blown. It's
Speaker 1: because all guys are used to as talking on a computer,
Speaker 1: so they're not having interactions with women in real life.
Speaker 1: They're not knowing what to do, and I think that's
Speaker 1: the larger issue with dating apps. As we don't know
Speaker 1: how to be corded. We don't know what chivalry is.
Speaker 1: Everybody's so used to being behind the screen. We're fucked,
Speaker 1: but it sucks your attention spans up badly. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why everybody's a cheater now, not that they haven't cheated
Speaker 1: for as long have you been alive? But is everybody
Speaker 1: a cheater? Igold you? Yeah. I think dating app culture
Speaker 1: with the instant gratification makes it more difficult. There's so
Speaker 1: much access. I think eventually, and and this isn't even
Speaker 1: like a man or woman thing. I think all of us,
Speaker 1: in one way or another will cheat on our partners,
Speaker 1: whether intentionally or unintentionally. Um, because I genuinely don't think
Speaker 1: that we're meant to be with just one person forever.
Speaker 1: And I do like the ideas you want to get married,
Speaker 1: no kids, no, yeah, no, that is good. And I
Speaker 1: think that that'spect that. Yeah, I think that that's something too.
Speaker 1: Like even when talking to people, it's like, okay, so
Speaker 1: then a relationship between a man and a woman, what
Speaker 1: what does it mean now that I don't want those
Speaker 1: two things because I think that people get with people
Speaker 1: literally to reach the peak of a baby and building
Speaker 1: a family or getting married, but no where I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe you're not, maybe won't, maybe you'll have to think
Speaker 1: about it. I want kids, so I should be meeting
Speaker 1: someone that i'd want to have a kid with. Why not,
Speaker 1: Like there's nothing wrong with like wanting to find a
Speaker 1: partner to do something with all, don't I don't think
Speaker 1: that's but that's been people are meeting to do x
Speaker 1: y Z. I do think like that's okay, though, Like
Speaker 1: I think that I'm not meeting a man or needing
Speaker 1: a man to like fulfill me and make me happy
Speaker 1: every day and make me feel like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, life is worthy, Like I've been able to
Speaker 1: do that on my own. But I do want a
Speaker 1: partner and something I can't provide for myself. And I
Speaker 1: think that when seeking a partner it is good. Just
Speaker 1: like you said, you know you don't want kids or marriage.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what I want from a man, and
Speaker 1: I think that's what's been a lot easier in dating
Speaker 1: and letting people go quicker because I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: isn't matching. I need a free coass niggas I look good,
Speaker 1: that fuck good. I don't want the pressure of family building.
Speaker 1: I don't care if they have kids already. I would
Speaker 1: love for them to have a besectomy or that they
Speaker 1: swimmers don't swim because I've been loving some cream pies baby,
Speaker 1: and I dodged it without getting a baby this last one.
Speaker 1: So if you snipped out there, you know, I got
Speaker 1: a little stip simp action and just like to give
Speaker 1: cream pies. That's why I'm looking for it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got you got a sect me why because you were
Speaker 1: like you're two and done? You got two right done,
Speaker 1: and you were like done When I was single, I
Speaker 1: was like, I really wish what was it like? Did
Speaker 1: it come out for a few years? Not it comes
Speaker 1: out the scene. I would say mentally that, like, you know,
Speaker 1: be careful. It's okay because because as much shit as
Speaker 1: I talk, we've never talked about me. But but but
Speaker 1: in terms of just just so just just who I
Speaker 1: am as much shit as I like to talk about
Speaker 1: everything politics and I'm not yeah that's not my thing.
Speaker 1: This is actually kind of funny. I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 1: to have you some all some stuff. This is so
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if that's a regular hue
Speaker 1: or not, but I feel it got hot. I believe
Speaker 1: you're blushing. But but the one thing that I would
Speaker 1: say the vasect to mean takes away is you know
Speaker 1: the let me try to say this in the most
Speaker 1: particular way, is the cat and mouse of you say it. Wait,
Speaker 1: y'all get the excitement and not getting bitch is pregnant.
Speaker 1: It's exciting for y'all to go raw in a bitch
Speaker 1: and her not be bready. That is exactly what That's what.
Speaker 1: That's what I just interpreted. But it's okay because that's
Speaker 1: what that's what you're saying. No, but you you understand
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like the psychology if men are out
Speaker 1: not man both, it's both of us. It's both men
Speaker 1: and women. You know, it's not a funny thing. It's
Speaker 1: not a funny thing. But I'm saying the it's in
Speaker 1: your brains. It speaks. You know what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say that literally. This is this is why
Speaker 1: now that I'm single, I am not gonna be out here.
Speaker 1: Haven't just unprotected sect. They're waiting for my period and
Speaker 1: then Marie not even on TV no more. How am
Speaker 1: I gonna know who the baby daddy eat? Let's call
Speaker 1: it this. Let's call it this because I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: don't come in me game that that that you know
Speaker 1: under you understand what the la of that? And then
Speaker 1: the bullshit where we lie to us ourselves because everyone
Speaker 1: likes to believe the pullout method works and baby it
Speaker 1: does not know it's done me all right, if I
Speaker 1: got pregnant, AI didn't pull out, but I will say
Speaker 1: every time it okay, every time with no kids. I
Speaker 1: low that for you. Well, I had we live in
Speaker 1: a blue states, and as you know, you're on the
Speaker 1: right side of politics. Yeah, it's given pro choice every day. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'll be real with you. I feel like the abortion
Speaker 1: thing that's so basic for politics today because like women's
Speaker 1: rights that like I don't even I don't even know
Speaker 1: how much that could be up for debate. But like, no,
Speaker 1: I would say the pullout game has worked for me,
Speaker 1: But it's also terrifying because I know so many women
Speaker 1: that have gotten pregnant off of prem and I'd be
Speaker 1: like crazy, he lied, he lied, no pre come. I'm well,
Speaker 1: my second kid is pre com I'm not gonna lie. Okay,
Speaker 1: can you question not to have you talking about your kids?
Speaker 1: I was about to say, not to have you talking
Speaker 1: about your kids, but is it a little off? Like
Speaker 1: do pre come babies baby different type of babies than no,
Speaker 1: they make big six foot three, big shoulder, bigas regular. Fuck,
Speaker 1: don't that's not regular. Let me tell you something. Any
Speaker 1: men watching this or women watching this thinking that precump
Speaker 1: that shit, that's shouldn't be. It's the first kid to
Speaker 1: make it out, the big strong. Actually, there's no decisions
Speaker 1: to be maybe coming out and big personalities. You said
Speaker 1: you stay away from that precump big personality is grazy.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm a precum baby. Then because I got a
Speaker 1: big personality, I went out there like, bitch, move, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be first. Yes, bro, you know what's crazy? That wait,
Speaker 1: she did say about she knows she's pregnant. This shit.
Speaker 1: I hate when my mom tells how she knows she
Speaker 1: was pregnant because it's so embarrassing. My mom's like, you
Speaker 1: know when I was pregnant. I mean I didn't know
Speaker 1: for like five months. I was drinking and everything. Bitch,
Speaker 1: Oh that's why you're like this. I know that's funny,
Speaker 1: but it kind of makes a little sense. Five months.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm disleixt it. But sometimes I look
Speaker 1: at the word and be like, is that two or twelve?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: Kashaw out here does announce their pregnancy and she dead
Speaker 1: lived in three fifteen. I can't wait to see how
Speaker 1: that maybe come out. Oh yeah, I mean released four
Speaker 1: months pregnice. That's about a four month and that's why
Speaker 1: we didn't get her dancing. Yeah, but I mean, your
Speaker 1: mom was five months and she wasn't even recover a
Speaker 1: studio fifty four girl, which makes even worse. So who
Speaker 1: knows what was left over? God damn it, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's all right. That's probably why I like to
Speaker 1: go to the club now, my mom, what's club life now? Like? Now?
Speaker 1: Like you got is your clubs? Oh bro, it's fucking terrible.
Speaker 1: A matter of favorities on their phones. Here's what happens
Speaker 1: when you go to the clubs now. Not only are
Speaker 1: they on their phones, people don't even like drink for
Speaker 1: the enjoyment of it. Without doing this, they need to
Speaker 1: decide to say something. You have to have sparklers. As
Speaker 1: much as I love hip hop, it's what started drawing me.
Speaker 1: I think to house music, which I thank god. As
Speaker 1: the years have gone on, it gets blacker and blacker,
Speaker 1: and it's like we refer it back. It's like the
Speaker 1: Grace Jones era. But honestly, like I don't perience that bear.
Speaker 1: No one really gives them. You dance? Did they dance? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But they're not dancing in the clubs today. Hold you,
Speaker 1: I just like used to like it. As a bartender.
Speaker 1: I used to get ten dollars tips for water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could just some water, right you want to get
Speaker 1: because I wasn't drinking because it was on everything else
Speaker 1: but liquor. So I would literally get tipped for giving
Speaker 1: people bottles of water. I mean yeah, yeah. Raves are
Speaker 1: like you know, drug field parties, but there is one
Speaker 1: thing that's left over in it, and it's fortunately dancing.
Speaker 1: But even hip hop clubs like you have Lean, which
Speaker 1: is a disastrous drug kerks zanex Like it's not like
Speaker 1: it hasn't crossed over into our shit either. So do
Speaker 1: you drink or do drugs? I'm doing a little wine.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not a drug. I don't smoke weed like
Speaker 1: I used to it occasionally. Well, I'm not a I've
Speaker 1: never been a drinker. It's not my thing really yeah,
Speaker 1: never never been a drug or drink or nothing. Do
Speaker 1: you notice funny really funny person. I know, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you noticed that. Even Mouse we just talked
Speaker 1: about yesterday doesn't drink or smoke. A lot of people
Speaker 1: I know what big energy don't drink or smoke. And
Speaker 1: it's so crazy to me. I was a smoker when
Speaker 1: when I was discovering my fuck doll, Like after I
Speaker 1: had kids, I started smoking because you never make sense,
Speaker 1: slow the whole thing down before or after he was
Speaker 1: parting with Tupac. Ha ha. That was just one night.
Speaker 1: That was one night. What was it like? I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean I was. I was excited to meet Tupac
Speaker 1: as anybody was excited to me. I was such a
Speaker 1: fan of his. And you know, out of all the
Speaker 1: celebrities and and and actors and charismatic rappers that I met,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think everybody will say this about him,
Speaker 1: but I said this at the time because it's easy
Speaker 1: to say something people you know past he had. He's
Speaker 1: just charismatic, you know what I mean, Like he what
Speaker 1: you would think when you met Tupac is what it was. Well,
Speaker 1: he said he got around he said, it ain't no
Speaker 1: fun at the homies can't have ne So did you
Speaker 1: ever after Tupacs? No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to ask about with Tupac, like that's
Speaker 1: what the people want to No no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. I'm met about a couple of times you
Speaker 1: weren't before? No, he was, he was, he was at
Speaker 1: the top of his ship. No no, no, I'm like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine though, like a superstar then when you
Speaker 1: have no phones, know anything, like nothing, you just know
Speaker 1: someone from the radio and buying costs and reminding it
Speaker 1: and all of that shit in TV, right, Like that
Speaker 1: is superstar. Like maybe I'd be screaming too, like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean he was special. Spa was he
Speaker 1: was special. So okay, let's go back to clubs today
Speaker 1: and groupie shit, because here's what I want to know. Okay,
Speaker 1: for as long as you've been a celebrity, Yes, what
Speaker 1: era of your life were you the most famous in?
Speaker 1: And like what was what were groupies? Like I'm the
Speaker 1: most famous now for far. Yeah. I think it's accumulation
Speaker 1: of television, social media, streaming and and my history before
Speaker 1: all that. It's I mean it's because the the the
Speaker 1: age range is crazy to mean when people people recognize you,
Speaker 1: but you are married, So which city do you have
Speaker 1: to fight off the most groupies? I'm not, I'm not
Speaker 1: like you know, that's kind of thing like groupie shit,
Speaker 1: like you know, like you know you have groupies as
Speaker 1: an actor. I mean, of course, of course, you know,
Speaker 1: but I mean, you know, but I'm not, like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm fifty two years old, so it's not like
Speaker 1: groupies And I'm not like you know, fucking sex symbol,
Speaker 1: you know, type of celebrity. But you know, I mean fame,
Speaker 1: you know, beginning, you know, you get people that are
Speaker 1: interested in you, But it's not that's not like my ship.
Speaker 1: Have you I've given you a hall pass like Rihanna
Speaker 1: would be my halla is your hall? Everybody won't Rihanna. Plus, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends that are the hall pass.
Speaker 1: She's the best. Yeah. Pregnant, No, I don't do pregnant women.
Speaker 1: But I thought the same thing when I was like,
Speaker 1: when it's just the best, it's just cool. It's not
Speaker 1: even so much. I met her once. I met her
Speaker 1: at a Brooklyn Nets game. How was it? And she said,
Speaker 1: spoke to me, I wasn't gonna say shit. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: Rihanna said to me, was that it was when that
Speaker 1: was Brooklyn Nets game. It was at NBA All Star
Speaker 1: Slam Dunk Contest in two thousand and fifteen or sixteen.
Speaker 1: The roof for Lebron all the time. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: And uh And and she was leaving and she walked
Speaker 1: past me and she said, because I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, I was bugging. I was bugging. And she
Speaker 1: said to me, I know who you are. And I
Speaker 1: went like, there's a picture. My friend took the picture.
Speaker 1: Like I was literally like like you couldn't even I
Speaker 1: was bugging. And I met everybody? Did you did get hard? No?
Speaker 1: This is what I like the ghost she was one.
Speaker 1: I mean there's people that I've met over you know, Denzel,
Speaker 1: I still love Robert de Niro who I've met worked with.
Speaker 1: I can see that fucking freaking me out. No, No,
Speaker 1: Denzel for sure was freaking out. Yeah, I mean he's
Speaker 1: like you can lose it for me. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he's a fucking like he said, it's like a different thing,
Speaker 1: you know. And they also like somewhere in a movie
Speaker 1: with him. You said but Denza I've never worked with,
Speaker 1: but I've you know, I've chilled with them a little,
Speaker 1: big conversations and like, you know, it's like you that
Speaker 1: takes a while to get used to. Its fucking Denzel Washing.
Speaker 1: It's so weird the era that we're in because since
Speaker 1: I started working for Keny embarrass now I'm in a
Speaker 1: different world where like those people are amongst a lot
Speaker 1: of my meetings and stuff, and I've had to contain it.
Speaker 1: But I realized and I was saying, as yesterday Wolf
Speaker 1: was in the room with me, I've flipped out the
Speaker 1: most for reality TV stars, me too, And I think
Speaker 1: you should have seen me at the NTV Movie Awards. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I was faced time in Asante. Everybody, Oh all the
Speaker 1: housewives were there, Oh I drag rights, Uh, competitors were there.
Speaker 1: We were right next to the dragon. Dude. It's like
Speaker 1: the reality TV for some reason, the movie should I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is kind of work and these are peers in
Speaker 1: a way, especially for you, but like you know, like
Speaker 1: the way that it's crossing over into my job. I
Speaker 1: have to contain myself. Nance Oh bitch, I'm losing it.
Speaker 1: Like it's like it's not even a thought in my
Speaker 1: mind podcasters when I saw Jesus and Merril fucking lost it,
Speaker 1: cried in front of Jesus, which is wild yo, and
Speaker 1: he was the shit still do and and I never
Speaker 1: forget his reaction to me. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like I have a podcast because of you. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: like the horr thing. Oh yeah, first I know who
Speaker 1: are He was so nice to me. And you know,
Speaker 1: to have someone acknowledge you like that, like you had
Speaker 1: like that feeling, you just don't forget. But I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think, who do I want to sleep with? That?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I want I'm saying now Bridie Crapper, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but like I'm trying Jason Momoa. I feel like, is
Speaker 1: everybody's so don't be saying my man name right in
Speaker 1: front of just the world. What are you doing? Who else?
Speaker 1: He's everybody? That's fine, everybody? Oh yeah, who would you
Speaker 1: let bang your wife? And would you watch here on
Speaker 1: I don't know listening? So give her the man? Whould
Speaker 1: she would she give her a white one and a
Speaker 1: black one for fun? I think she definitely Memoi where
Speaker 1: he's in the middle. In the middle, yeah, he's something.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves him, big fucking yeah, he's Aquaman. What do
Speaker 1: you think men do when like they're in a restaurant
Speaker 1: with their wife and Jason Momo walks in, like you
Speaker 1: can't even Yeah, what are you gonna? You know? Is
Speaker 1: Jason Momoa? It's like Pam Anderson walking in? I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess it's like Rihanna walking in. I guess, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's what is it? Is it equivalent? Jason Momo
Speaker 1: and Rihanna is the same. I think we have a type.
Speaker 1: I really do. I don't. I wonder, I think so.
Speaker 1: I just remember and now I'm fresh off of the documentary,
Speaker 1: which one was world wide. I didn't. I never fucked
Speaker 1: the Pam Anderson never never was into her. It tracted her.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the doc Yes? And I like her
Speaker 1: more as a like respect to more personally, but like
Speaker 1: that whole I'm not into the third fake I'm not
Speaker 1: on like the fake titties. I don't like. I like natural,
Speaker 1: don't you? Does no one admit that she was totally
Speaker 1: like I do? When she was she was gorgeous, but
Speaker 1: it was a bimbo. It's a certain, very distinct, distinct
Speaker 1: look very distinct love, very specific kind Yea, Like the
Speaker 1: other girls tried the Holly Bridget can they like, nothing
Speaker 1: was pamed. She had the face, the body like. I
Speaker 1: was even impressed in her now in her fifties. I
Speaker 1: was like, she's still she's beautiful. Nothing on her. Surprised
Speaker 1: she should have been rocking that more. Maybe it's botox.
Speaker 1: It's possible maybe or maybe maybe I don't know, but
Speaker 1: that she was never my my thing. So him, you
Speaker 1: don't have any other passes for your wife. She's listening it.
Speaker 1: How do you keep it spicy? How do you keep
Speaker 1: it spicy? You gotta uh and you travel a lot. Yeah, talking,
Speaker 1: you gotta talk, you talk, you know, you gotta like,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta like, you know, like there's gotta
Speaker 1: be you know, uh, spontaneousness. That's that's the wildest place
Speaker 1: you've had sex spontaneously with my wife? Yeah? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we can get we can take both. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess it would probably be we we were in cars outside.
Speaker 1: That was when we were young. Maybe that Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: giving twenties sex. Yeah, I'm you know how just the
Speaker 1: pilates the other day, My ribs still hurt there ain't
Speaker 1: no way you boled me in. No motherfucking car get like,
Speaker 1: pleag this way. Pilates Harvey. My ass hurt, my ribs hurt.
Speaker 1: I gotta do wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait what happened to Lorie har you? Lorie Harvey
Speaker 1: went on Instagram? You mean her body? Yes? Oh not dead?
Speaker 1: And this is what made me start pilates last year.
Speaker 1: She got on there, she goes Everybody's been asking me
Speaker 1: questions health and basically I just ship total calorie deficit.
Speaker 1: And the way that she says it is so funny
Speaker 1: because like twelve fifteen, sometimes I work out two times day,
Speaker 1: plodies in the top and the bottom. And I was like, oh, bitch,
Speaker 1: you don't do anything. But the pilates class that she
Speaker 1: goes to. Someone told me about in La right, and
Speaker 1: I literally had to get recommended into the class. It's
Speaker 1: a referral class, so Andrew Schultz's wife got me in it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, how much is this shit
Speaker 1: gonna be? One hundred dollars a class? Bitch? And you
Speaker 1: gotta share it with other people. It's not even private.
Speaker 1: Girl went in there and I had to get my
Speaker 1: classes go in there would be like a kick a
Speaker 1: class and take the class. What they think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: run into Lorie Harvey and Kendl Jenner, all these bitches.
Speaker 1: They were all in there. They all go there. I
Speaker 1: saw one white actress. I don't know her name. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I think she was in I don't know.
Speaker 1: We talked about it, Harry Potter or something. It's Twilight,
Speaker 1: one of those she was in that class just named
Speaker 1: all the white movies, yea, with all the white actress
Speaker 1: with no christ Stewart, Christian Stewart. Was it Christian Stewart
Speaker 1: or was it um um um um the other one,
Speaker 1: the British one, Emma, maybe it was Tom. Don't give
Speaker 1: me to start guessing it was one of them, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't Lorie. And I wanted to see Lorie. But
Speaker 1: I've been seeing her out in LA and it's disgusting
Speaker 1: how I look at her because it's genuinely the fitness thing,
Speaker 1: you know, So I just stare out of like is
Speaker 1: she little? Yes, frame is tiny, face is beautiful, but
Speaker 1: this it's fucking pilates And it's crazy because that shit,
Speaker 1: she's twenty two, twenty two, like that's she's the rich
Speaker 1: twenty two year old. Maybe I ain't gonna hold you
Speaker 1: if I could have had access to both tox and money.
Speaker 1: It's twenty chefs and chefs and Jim just and just
Speaker 1: twenty two. God damn it. Two. Your body's not normal.
Speaker 1: I was ugly twenty two. Imagine if I had money. Now,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to ask because uhad, I did come
Speaker 1: across the video, right, oh fuck? Uh well, no, this
Speaker 1: one isn't too bad. Your wife, uh she threw out
Speaker 1: some oxtail. Uh yeah, I love oxtail. Right. So we
Speaker 1: were just in London and we talked about all these
Speaker 1: different condom flavors and we asked the audience. We said
Speaker 1: it because like in India, they got like hurry flavor
Speaker 1: conduct they got. And I said, if I could have
Speaker 1: a condom flavor like anything, it would be extra oxhale
Speaker 1: gran flavor conduct, which is also insane. So I did
Speaker 1: want to ask, is there an option or would you
Speaker 1: be into if you really want to eat oxhale? Right? Yes?
Speaker 1: Should there be an option that maybe you let it
Speaker 1: cool down, you let it become room temperature, and you
Speaker 1: can pour it on her body to eat it off
Speaker 1: and then show a lot like, have y'all ever played
Speaker 1: with foods? And if so, would you consider Oxhale going
Speaker 1: on the Bible? Okay, so that if I was gonna
Speaker 1: do food play with my wife, yes, the bottom of
Speaker 1: the list would be fucking oxdales. Can you imagine how
Speaker 1: sick and out of your mind? Because you seemed really
Speaker 1: upset that you couldn't eat the ox sale. I was
Speaker 1: upset to help you, I was very upset about the
Speaker 1: ox sels. But she's doing it for my own good
Speaker 1: because I shouldn't be eating. I mean, the plate of
Speaker 1: oxels I got was from Flatbush. It was, it was,
Speaker 1: But did you tell her to pay for that thirty
Speaker 1: five to play the oxails? Now this was not the
Speaker 1: thirty This is like from the spot, the Jamaican Spot,
Speaker 1: So it's like twelve ninety nine. But it was a
Speaker 1: good ass nine oxtail right right, being this is how
Speaker 1: long ago was this story? This is the couple of
Speaker 1: months ago? And no way, yeah, no, there's a couple
Speaker 1: of months ago. No, you know what, you know what happened.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when people have kind of remember
Speaker 1: that clip of Bill Gates saying that he thought a
Speaker 1: gallon of milk was like ten dollars or some ship.
Speaker 1: There was something crazy. People get out of touch. You
Speaker 1: might be out of touch if you think oxtail twelve dollars? Wolf?
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Where you wolf live? Wolf lives
Speaker 1: in the Bronx. I guarantee you Wolf could go to
Speaker 1: the spot around to get oxails for twelve ninety nine.
Speaker 1: It's still like seventeen dollars in le Bronx. That all right,
Speaker 1: that's pears eighteen of standards. I always saw oxhails in
Speaker 1: the twenty. Why is it so you ain't even know?
Speaker 1: You got jerk chicken thrown out? I have what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: It ain't that expensive. From the spot speaking of your
Speaker 1: wife and saw the oxtail thing. There was also a
Speaker 1: clip but can't find it again. But talking about opening
Speaker 1: up the marriage and you don't like the idea of
Speaker 1: opening up your marriage. That was a conversation, right, the conversation. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't opening up the marriage, or maybe it was
Speaker 1: opening up there. It was it was after I died.
Speaker 1: It was if she died, okay, who would she want
Speaker 1: me to be with? It was that that, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: But she was saying it was something about that, and
Speaker 1: she was saying she she was, Oh, she's suggesting her
Speaker 1: best friend. And the reason the reason why she was
Speaker 1: suggesting her best friend, my wife is very very very sweet,
Speaker 1: is because she knows her best friend, who's also married philosophically,
Speaker 1: would take care of me, right, That's why. That's why
Speaker 1: she said that. But she said she also, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was about would you want your friends
Speaker 1: find that weird though? Like, do you think you would
Speaker 1: be judged j if your wife hassed and then you
Speaker 1: started dating her best friend? Do you think just you
Speaker 1: would be judged by Well, I told her, and I said,
Speaker 1: no disrespect to her best friend, who's probably maybe watching too.
Speaker 1: If God forbid my white tie, I ain't working with you.
Speaker 1: And I love her best friend. I'd want to be
Speaker 1: friends with her too, but I love brother, Like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. That conversation was that because on Real Housewives,
Speaker 1: there's which Real Housewives or what Salt Lake City? Okay,
Speaker 1: so Mary, you love New York. I love them all.
Speaker 1: Oh well New York is done and now coming back? No?
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah they're coming back. Wait everybody, the whole everyone, everybody.
Speaker 1: They ruined, everybody, they fied everybody, baby, everybody five, I love.
Speaker 1: That's not good either. Yeah, not everybody got There was
Speaker 1: a lot of no, they're gonna turn out with the
Speaker 1: Legacy show. It's okay. Have you guys ever been on
Speaker 1: watching happen his life? And I've been in there, not
Speaker 1: on it. I love Oh you guys gotta be on
Speaker 1: love it. Andy said one of the funniest things I
Speaker 1: ever heard there was and this is how you know
Speaker 1: he's very down to earth. There was a um and
Speaker 1: I even took his saying from him. There was an
Speaker 1: older black couple in the audience, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you gotta excided you guys live in New York. Oh
Speaker 1: Andy invited us and I was like, okay, all of us.
Speaker 1: It's like that's what I'm thinking, right. So he comes
Speaker 1: out and they're hugging him. I guess they met him
Speaker 1: at a wedding. And he's like, oh, I remember you guys.
Speaker 1: He knew them by name. I had so much fun
Speaker 1: with you. She goes and you know, now they don't
Speaker 1: of getting married. Are you gonna come and Andy Lena?
Speaker 1: And he goes, honey, it was a pleasure to see
Speaker 1: me there, But keep your expectations very low. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure it was so funny to me, and I's how
Speaker 1: everybody keep their expectations low. And I bring him up
Speaker 1: because like, I don't know how he made an after show.
Speaker 1: I think he literally made the Game of Thrones after show.
Speaker 1: I think all of this shit is because he has
Speaker 1: changed fucking TV. He is so good. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: for him. Man, that motherfucker is good. The way he
Speaker 1: gets shit out of them, he doesn't care. The way
Speaker 1: he feel facilitates the reunions, Like I don't know if
Speaker 1: Real Housewives would even be it if it wasn't for
Speaker 1: Andy not saying they're not shit. I'm just saying, like
Speaker 1: that's how hype I am to I'm like, he built
Speaker 1: a fucking empire, and these Real Housewives shows give me
Speaker 1: so much fucking joy, every one of them. That your
Speaker 1: that so much better because the jo that's one of
Speaker 1: my big things that we do in that fucking bed.
Speaker 1: We watch those hounds and sometimes after episodes we literally vote,
Speaker 1: oh I love it because it's so good. I'm really
Speaker 1: really you know what, I might have to put that
Speaker 1: on my list, like I'm creating a list. I'm being
Speaker 1: a lot more. Uh, yes, my next partner. That was
Speaker 1: the one thing that he would not do or partake
Speaker 1: with me and was all of my reality show love
Speaker 1: And then of course he got jealous of my gay homeboy.
Speaker 1: A lot of men my ex would watch I love
Speaker 1: it the way he loved it. That's a different. This
Speaker 1: is like rare love it? Do you watch reality? But reality?
Speaker 1: What is? What is the what is when finding your wife?
Speaker 1: What is one thing that she had to have in
Speaker 1: order for you to like stay with her and make
Speaker 1: her your wife? Like, was there one thing that is
Speaker 1: like a non negotiable for her part that she had
Speaker 1: to have? Yeah, I mean, or something about her maybe
Speaker 1: that like I mean, you know, like I said, we
Speaker 1: we dated when we were younger and then we connected
Speaker 1: older and I my wife is just a like uh
Speaker 1: uh just a special person. She's just she's just her
Speaker 1: heart is is just We were talking the other day
Speaker 1: like what's your most um because they were asking on
Speaker 1: a house what's your um favorite physical um attribute attribute?
Speaker 1: And I was saying to her, like, you know, what
Speaker 1: do you think I would say? And she said, you know,
Speaker 1: you'd say you're dick. And I said, no, I'm saying
Speaker 1: like I would say, like my legs, and then I
Speaker 1: was saying to my wife, I would say your your
Speaker 1: your tits, your stomach, your eyes, your lips, And then
Speaker 1: I said, but you know what, and the next one
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I would say, it really
Speaker 1: is your heart. That's it for real, Like that's how
Speaker 1: I feel about my wife. My wife's heart is the best.
Speaker 1: That's that's when you know you got a good person.
Speaker 1: She's her heart. I love hearing people talk about their
Speaker 1: partner without physical first said I don't think this was
Speaker 1: the first thing out let. No, no you didn't. He said,
Speaker 1: my wife is a sweet person. When he was talking
Speaker 1: about the best friend you talked about how nice person.
Speaker 1: Yeah but physical now yeah, yeah, but yeah yeah. And
Speaker 1: I was also like if we ever got put on
Speaker 1: one of them shows, like I was like, let's prepare
Speaker 1: now so we win that motherfucker. But yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but I have to say, like I I've enjoyed your
Speaker 1: wife and you use content and like it feels real.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like you're being phony. But it's nice
Speaker 1: to hear it and see it because we're overloaded with
Speaker 1: so much couple TikTok shit. Yeah, that's big thing around TikTok.
Speaker 1: I don't use TikTok, but like, I'm very tired of
Speaker 1: seeing the stage couples. The couples now there's a new
Speaker 1: trend where they have to grab a card. What do
Speaker 1: you get is a dinner or house? Like it's just
Speaker 1: it's just sickening, bro. Please, I've said to the guy
Speaker 1: that I'm dating, I was like, yo, if we were
Speaker 1: corny and made like a TikTok couple page, what would
Speaker 1: be the thing we would sell? Like what business would
Speaker 1: be be in? Because this is literally all this shit is,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like you're watching people just
Speaker 1: like live to create content. It's fucking crazy, especially when
Speaker 1: they're like super hot. I'm tired of that too. Please,
Speaker 1: both of you have green eyes, fuck you, I know,
Speaker 1: and you're dancing and then like I don't like the
Speaker 1: couple of videos where they're like yeah, no, I don't
Speaker 1: that I don't like, but I don't like when they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, like they're they're dancing and then the cup
Speaker 1: the guy or the girl. It's usually the guy is
Speaker 1: standing there and the girls dancing, and then they act
Speaker 1: like you know, you know, realize she's dancing and like
Speaker 1: she's our asses out like as an actor. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it bothers because a bad act. Now, we asked in
Speaker 1: every episode of which is our sex tip? Okay, this
Speaker 1: is good. I would say it could be a dating tip,
Speaker 1: but I feel like that's going light. Okay, the sex tip, Now,
Speaker 1: it could be a tip you for pleasuring women, or
Speaker 1: something that you've had, maybe from your wife that you enjoy,
Speaker 1: or maybe somebody from the plaza. Are you wifee? No?
Speaker 1: What is the question? Sex it? I'm giving a sex
Speaker 1: for the liers we need. Hell. You said you gotta
Speaker 1: be wc, so give us. How do you fit in
Speaker 1: the hole? How do you warm it up? Oh? Fit
Speaker 1: in the hole is nuts. When it's big, they gotta
Speaker 1: they gotta be ready. It's all you give us a fourth,
Speaker 1: you know. Mouth mouth mouth mouth mouth mouth. I mean
Speaker 1: that's that's definitely all says you get older, because I
Speaker 1: think when you're younger, you don't know. A vagina is
Speaker 1: an instrument. Man. He turned his body to say no
Speaker 1: because it's vagina, thank you, Bill night. A china is
Speaker 1: an instrument, much like the trumpet and the pussy. Next week, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that guy, damn. I wish I could be a fly
Speaker 1: on the wall. Can I do a pre Can I
Speaker 1: do the preview next week on? But but as far
Speaker 1: as vagina is ore, this is not especially for guys.
Speaker 1: This is a foreign object. This is like a uf pote.
Speaker 1: Women don't even know how to fully work and understand
Speaker 1: the vagina until they get to a certain age. And
Speaker 1: I say that we all do humble respect, but we
Speaker 1: could blame we could blame a sexual education on that.
Speaker 1: Whatever the case is. Do you think that's it though,
Speaker 1: because pleasure is not taught in sex head. I'm talking pleasure.
Speaker 1: I'm talking the whole page, the whole everywhere, the whole
Speaker 1: thing is. It's a four. This is like a UFO.
Speaker 1: So for a twenty one year old dummy to be
Speaker 1: trying to eat some pussy, this is you don't know
Speaker 1: what you're doing. That you're walking, you're it's like you
Speaker 1: might as well be dropped off in Taiwan and you're
Speaker 1: from like Long Island. You have no you don't know
Speaker 1: where you are. You're in Taiwan, which is crazy because
Speaker 1: I feel like we know how to please. It's a
Speaker 1: simple object, like y'all, well, oh simple not trying to
Speaker 1: give past. But Dick is pretty. It's just this. It's
Speaker 1: a simple thing. It's so easy. Vaginas. No, this is
Speaker 1: a different thing. Vagina is a different kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Look different, they look different. They are there no hair.
Speaker 1: Do you want fingers? You're not wanting fingers. Fingers? Did
Speaker 1: win fingers? Do you do licking? Licking? And you look too?
Speaker 1: Harden's so hard. I don't like it too hard. It's sucking.
Speaker 1: Y'all can't be down there a second. I know we
Speaker 1: like our little rolls and our sucking soys, but y'all
Speaker 1: be going down there sometimes kind of right, No, that
Speaker 1: hurts you. You should be able to communicate that too.
Speaker 1: That's that's the thing too. Women. I think that's the
Speaker 1: problem too. And I know you talked about like how
Speaker 1: do you stay with your partner for so long? The
Speaker 1: person you said is talking, But in terms of in
Speaker 1: the bedroom, one had to let your partner know what
Speaker 1: they're doing, right. I want to know what you like? This?
Speaker 1: You don't like? This? Is this working? This is let's
Speaker 1: get this. Let's get a show in a row. Here.
Speaker 1: What year you're in? Thirteen years now? Good luck number?
Speaker 1: What year of the marriage be like? This is where
Speaker 1: the sex is like? Was it was it super hot
Speaker 1: in the beginning or did it get really good in
Speaker 1: the middle or is it amazing now? Like? How long
Speaker 1: did it take to get my wife's got an ill
Speaker 1: fuck style too? I'm done, I'm done. That's it. I'm done.
Speaker 1: We get it. You win. You're getting fucked to night.
Speaker 1: How many times a week do you guys fuck after
Speaker 1: thirteen years? It varies, it's not No, it's not as much.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not as much. It's definitely not as much.
Speaker 1: But it's enough, it's enough. On it depends, depends, it depends.
Speaker 1: It depends on what's going on. And you're tired too, tired.
Speaker 1: It's just different. Yeah, you don't have to try to
Speaker 1: first an Olympic fucking that's over when you're you know,
Speaker 1: Olympic like you know, you know how to get each
Speaker 1: other off now ego, fuck you know Olympic fucking you
Speaker 1: know you're like you want to put it down. No,
Speaker 1: And my my dude was my agg's mandy When I
Speaker 1: tell you Olympic eleven years on your relationship so fifty
Speaker 1: white Wait, I'm talking, I'm I'm even talking about age
Speaker 1: like he was like for where he was his age
Speaker 1: that Olympic. Fucking yeah, but that's a new relationship. I
Speaker 1: do think I think it. Yeah, I think it slows down.
Speaker 1: It slows down, Okay, I don't know. I mean that's
Speaker 1: just the way it is. And also you also, like
Speaker 1: you said, you know how to you get to you
Speaker 1: could shortcut, you know, to make each other come. That's
Speaker 1: the best part. That's my best that's my favorite thing
Speaker 1: of getting in a good relationship with someone. Now you
Speaker 1: know how to make each other come. We don't have time.
Speaker 1: You got six minutes? You know what I want? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm classic, I've got a situation ship, Nigga, That's that true.
Speaker 1: I don't just say like, hey, make it head and
Speaker 1: the ego, especially for men, you know, like you like you,
Speaker 1: you want to like put it down down down, Like
Speaker 1: I got a time. My back hurt, my hipster, my
Speaker 1: back hurt, my toe, I can't feel my toe, Like
Speaker 1: what do you want from me here? My toes fucked up?
Speaker 1: Like how what do we have to do here? Man?
Speaker 1: Fuck shit, man, I get like ice baths or something. Man, Yo,
Speaker 1: this is scary, bro, because like, no, you'll be good though. No,
Speaker 1: It's true. Every I have another friend in their fifties,
Speaker 1: and I don't talk about sex with them, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, you're going to bed huh, I think about
Speaker 1: it all the time. I don't know, you go to
Speaker 1: bed early? How do you keep up when you got
Speaker 1: a young hot name. I don't know. I don't fucking
Speaker 1: know your friends that are your age, that are like
Speaker 1: recently divorced or single and they're like getting back out there.
Speaker 1: Most of my my, my, my good friends are roles
Speaker 1: in the same agesh And I got one friend who's younger,
Speaker 1: uh who uh you know, but he's almost Scott, He's
Speaker 1: younger with like an old spirit, so he's but I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know about his like his like guys, but
Speaker 1: none of your friends are really single and dating, not
Speaker 1: the ones my age. Now, y'all don't talk about and
Speaker 1: like y'all don't talk about what y'all be doing in
Speaker 1: the bedroom with the girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do that,
Speaker 1: not so much with your wives. Okay, got you you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like, I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's get a little weird, but this myth that women talk.
Speaker 1: Now your YouTube are an exception of oh about sex
Speaker 1: their friends about talking because you know, what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like women are what's the myth? There's a there's a
Speaker 1: in my opinion, a miss can myth that women talk
Speaker 1: filthier than men do. No, you don't know you two are. No, No,
Speaker 1: you gotta see my group chat with my other hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, because I've said things
Speaker 1: around my card. Friends do things here that I'm kind
Speaker 1: of agreeing with you with. But I also know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Friends dispel everything like girlfriends. Men are more.
Speaker 1: We're disgusting, like disgusting, y'all be lying. There's very chill
Speaker 1: of yall. Friends that y'all get show asking that you
Speaker 1: beens over and hal lee. I will tell my homegirls, bitch,
Speaker 1: I held his legs up last night and ate the
Speaker 1: fun out that end. You two are. But my friends
Speaker 1: do that. So I have friends that are like but
Speaker 1: guys that are like me and also the chill every
Speaker 1: day girl. They still tell all their details about sex,
Speaker 1: but it's not as flagrant bread like. It's I know
Speaker 1: what he's saying. My guys we say wild shit, Well
Speaker 1: give me give me some. It's just it's just what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah, I do like that. Give us some
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna remember it.
Speaker 1: You remember it or tell no? We we we. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just like there's conversations I remember like be like God,
Speaker 1: this is a even we would be like, damn, this
Speaker 1: is fucking disgusting this converence, like how vulgar and graphic
Speaker 1: and the sounds and the smells and the she's saying
Speaker 1: and I'm saying, and the lighting and the and and
Speaker 1: and you just just just every single just like it's
Speaker 1: like worsh than a pornal, Like you're just like in
Speaker 1: the vagina, like you're in the vagina, like like you're
Speaker 1: in the vagina. I had to do it, make it three,
Speaker 1: had to make it three sighs. Are we doing homemail
Speaker 1: this episode? No? No, Um, do you want to know?
Speaker 1: I would say as a final thing, because our homemail
Speaker 1: is always a question from the listeners, But I feel
Speaker 1: like everybody would want to know about keeping your relationship
Speaker 1: healthier ups and downs, like best advice for yes, babe, yes,
Speaker 1: my love, Yes, dear yes man. Yes, right, okay, there's
Speaker 1: no I'll say this. The one thing that I've gotten
Speaker 1: better at, especially when my wife is um, there's no
Speaker 1: winning in an argument. There is no winning. It's only
Speaker 1: of it only is her feelings. That that's the one
Speaker 1: thing I've gotten better probably like yesterday, yeah, yesterday, this morning.
Speaker 1: I mean that there, but that's one one thing that
Speaker 1: I've gotten better at. Uh, what do you argue about it?
Speaker 1: Thirteen years? It's just it could just be you know,
Speaker 1: why did you? You know? Sometimes like the last argument
Speaker 1: we had was something about, you know, how she thought
Speaker 1: that I was sort of questioning her when we were
Speaker 1: around our friends and you know, she didn't like that,
Speaker 1: and I and I and I go, you're right, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. I was right because I was wrong. So
Speaker 1: something like that or like you know, like I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, like making her look like, you know, like
Speaker 1: sort of like no you're no, no, no, no, you
Speaker 1: don't She's not right. Which what it was is this,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's sort of you know, it's like embarrassing,
Speaker 1: you know, to do that. So that was something that
Speaker 1: wasn't an argument. You acknowledge her feelings and how something
Speaker 1: you did made her feel and you don't sit here
Speaker 1: and try to make her say that her feelings were wrong.
Speaker 1: But but I don't believe in just if you don't understand,
Speaker 1: I think you have a right to ask. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. But bickering and art like that little
Speaker 1: bullshit and and and once you get into it, like
Speaker 1: name calling, insulting you this, or if you say and
Speaker 1: I go back, that's when you're in trouble. I think
Speaker 1: when you start, you know, because then it goes into
Speaker 1: you know, well you did this, and well I did
Speaker 1: keeping score, Then you're in deep shit. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: like the like I did this, I cared about you
Speaker 1: this way, Well I got you this Like that gets
Speaker 1: way to bad. I've been decent with name calling, Like,
Speaker 1: I haven't really had those experiences. I've I've dated some
Speaker 1: men that treat me respectfully. And I say that in
Speaker 1: terms of like an argument, Like I've dated some cheaters
Speaker 1: and some liars, but for the most part, they were
Speaker 1: respectful in terms of like, you know, not screaming at me.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know. But I think that when it comes
Speaker 1: to arguments what happens now. And I mean that because
Speaker 1: my parents have been together thirty some years. Oh right.
Speaker 1: So one thing that I realized, I think with healthier
Speaker 1: relationships or older relationships is that and by older, I
Speaker 1: actually mean my mom got pregnant like thirty eight or
Speaker 1: thirty nine or something. Right, So, people meeting later in life,
Speaker 1: you don't give up so easy. And I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people today are like, there's someone else, there's
Speaker 1: more fish in this. See here, I don't have to
Speaker 1: work on this. And it's like, well damn was everyone
Speaker 1: throwing relationships away before. It's like I would prefer you
Speaker 1: to give it up for a good reason, like hey,
Speaker 1: we're not compatible, versus like fuck this, I don't feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, working it out? Yeah, and I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know if relationships are ever easy, And they're never easy.
Speaker 1: They're never easy. They're never fucking easy, married get along.
Speaker 1: My wife's biggest heart, they're never And I trust me.
Speaker 1: If you and Herny or she'd tell you a whole
Speaker 1: all this shit about me. We told you. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you said you have yet now you're probably not scared
Speaker 1: right or less? No, the three of you, I would
Speaker 1: be fun because you gamper up at the three I'd
Speaker 1: be I'd be behind that fucking couch. Yeah, I'd be
Speaker 1: fucked up when your anytime, you've got to have a
Speaker 1: good sex topic ready get us him in there. That's you,
Speaker 1: that's your Like you're you're like, what was it? What
Speaker 1: was the um? What was the last sex topic? Like that?
Speaker 1: You you guys here we talked about Valentine's Day. I
Speaker 1: think the week that you probably are thinking the last topic. Um,
Speaker 1: we had someone I'm thinking if you probably clicked on
Speaker 1: our page, maybe I would say, what daddy, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: daddy happened? Uh, the guy with the sub and the
Speaker 1: unicorn head and he was like spanking her and talking
Speaker 1: to her like a dog. Yes, you had him on here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well not in this it was we went to the
Speaker 1: eight and Awards. We were nominated Sex podcast? Is that like?
Speaker 1: I like talking to kinksters. Those are those are my
Speaker 1: favorite guests to have on this show. Side by kinster.
Speaker 1: She means people that I have a certain kink that
Speaker 1: they're into that they can divulge into. Right, what was
Speaker 1: the weirdest one or let's say, let's say what was
Speaker 1: the kinkiest one? Say weird? We don't judge, right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie in London. Our performer that was
Speaker 1: weird did body stapling and but I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: not that She talked about it being like staple in
Speaker 1: her body. Yeah, she talked about it being a needle play.
Speaker 1: So a guy told me, like, I remember when people
Speaker 1: used to do that in the office, And I was
Speaker 1: like really, He's like, yeah, I would. I worked in
Speaker 1: the office when I was younger. I would see people
Speaker 1: do that to their hands and stuff. He's like, I've
Speaker 1: seen that before, just never sexually. Probably it was probably
Speaker 1: a sexual thing. Um shit. I think weirdest was Dallas Penn.
Speaker 1: He the music wait Nos Dallas. Who's Dallas Pen? He
Speaker 1: wasn't his name that he was on the portal dude.
Speaker 1: Maybe his last name wasn't Penn. That was something he
Speaker 1: was like a he was on the Combat Jack Stay.
Speaker 1: But he jerked off into shoes and he worked at
Speaker 1: the Marshals at the time, and he said or maybe
Speaker 1: he was like a che jam or something like that.
Speaker 1: He said he used to jerk off in the shoes
Speaker 1: and he would think about the customer trying on the
Speaker 1: shoe and the architecture of the foot and he loved it.
Speaker 1: He would get turned on while he worked there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hit crazy and put them back on the shows. That's nasty,
Speaker 1: But you don't when you guys have these kinksters do
Speaker 1: you have? Do you guys have acts on the show?
Speaker 1: Like they don't. They don't do it on the show
Speaker 1: because but you know somebody it's it's also a way
Speaker 1: like a lot of the people we have on our
Speaker 1: sex workers, right, So it's either sex workers or like
Speaker 1: friends or other podcasters. So when we have sex workers on,
Speaker 1: it's really a way for them to publicize their platform, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I think that's probably something that's made me feel the
Speaker 1: most good besides education about this show is like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, people tell me, like yo, when I went
Speaker 1: on only fans that night, I had so many people
Speaker 1: click on me. Like that feels good, right, Like someone's
Speaker 1: gonna now click on your show or the reverse would
Speaker 1: happen when you know if we did, Like that's what
Speaker 1: it is. It's all cross promotion. But it's nice to
Speaker 1: know that people get a direct dollar from us. Sometimes
Speaker 1: that feels good. Do you guys find do you guys
Speaker 1: find that with male fans or even female fans, because
Speaker 1: you guys talk so much about sex that when they
Speaker 1: see you, they expect you to be on blast all
Speaker 1: the time. Absolutely, I've actually exhausted with the idea that
Speaker 1: people think I'm going to be so crazy. I've heard
Speaker 1: people say this in the grocery store, Target, shopping, out
Speaker 1: in the street, and the clubs for sure, and they're like,
Speaker 1: you suck a dick today, and you're just like, I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm getting into some milk. Yeah, student, I think too,
Speaker 1: Like when I'm out, like I like to go out
Speaker 1: a lots to dance and do whatever, like, but people
Speaker 1: are like, they'll try to hype me up more. I
Speaker 1: remember sitting on my phone waiting in line for the bathroom.
Speaker 1: This pissed me off so much. I was at Everyday
Speaker 1: People in New York and I was waiting in line
Speaker 1: for the bathroom and I was already so late, and
Speaker 1: I was sweating because I've been dancing for hours and
Speaker 1: this guy's happy, and he was like, damn we either
Speaker 1: you ain't where are you ain't on the nail more?
Speaker 1: I'm like, should I fuck there too? Fuck God? But like,
Speaker 1: people do expect you to be this person. And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying we're porn stars. I'm sure people do that
Speaker 1: to them way worse than us, but like, yeah, over
Speaker 1: the years, I think people are kind of getting used
Speaker 1: to the idea that we're normal people, but it was
Speaker 1: way worse before. Yeah, for sure they were probably can't
Speaker 1: getting old comes getting old, for sure. But where can
Speaker 1: our listeners listen to you? Michael Rappaport everything on social
Speaker 1: media and the Iron Rappaport stereo pockets, what you guys
Speaker 1: come on? And uh after, let let me think about
Speaker 1: what I can talk big pussies, y'all catch those links
Speaker 1: in the description for this episode whither do you have
Speaker 1: anything that you wanna shout out? Anything you got going on?
Speaker 1: I hate when Mandy does that because then I'm just
Speaker 1: sitting here like no, watch all a bunch of episodes
Speaker 1: of sex Cells come to WTF media around set see
Speaker 1: come see me in LA or New York there and
Speaker 1: um yeah all right, and y'allum oh April twenty seconds,
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Speaker 1: of this episode to here clip what final Thing. I
Speaker 1: The reason why I came on the podcast because I'm
Speaker 1: a huge fan of you guys, so I love I
Speaker 1: love your shit, yo, I really do. I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: I really really like nervous to come on here. No,
Speaker 1: I was nervous, But the reason why I came on
Speaker 1: I just appreciate what you guys do. I appreciate your
Speaker 1: openness and your humor. I think you guys are dope.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad you had me on Ovens. You guys
Speaker 1: are funny. Horse well, y'all is yeah, another episode of
Speaker 1: Harry bled This is your It's Bony's Beach. Welcome back, Hoose.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my shit together, Yes, welcome, welcome back.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy because we recorded pretty much the next
Speaker 1: month of Horrible Decisions last week, and it was giving.
Speaker 1: I haven't had sex. It was giving, I haven't gone
Speaker 1: on the date. It was giving. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna talk about. And I ended up going
Speaker 1: out this weekend and literally in the last few days,
Speaker 1: I have met two guys that I'm talking to. One
Speaker 1: is local, one doesn't live here. But the one that
Speaker 1: lives here already has a nickname. His nickname is Black Jesus.
Speaker 1: I already told him not to listen to the podcast,
Speaker 1: but he knows. His name is Black Jesus. Why because
Speaker 1: he's giving black Jesus. He looks like Black Jesus, and
Speaker 1: what's crazy. So we'll talk about how I've met him,
Speaker 1: because I was like not even looking to day. I
Speaker 1: went to this party over the weekend. No, we actually
Speaker 1: went to Everyday People together. We spent the whole weekend
Speaker 1: together after meeting each other. So and then we also
Speaker 1: had a date last night. So I have now spent
Speaker 1: three of the last four days with him. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and don't really, I mean, he's great. So let me
Speaker 1: tell y'all to t about how the fuck I even
Speaker 1: met him. So I'm at this party on Saturday and
Speaker 1: I lose my home girl. Now that I lost her,
Speaker 1: she went to the bathroom, and so I left the
Speaker 1: table to go look for her. Is he a Brooklyn nigga?
Speaker 1: Rewind he lives in Brooklyn, But he's not a Brooklyn nigga? No,
Speaker 1: not even he's an X fat he's yeah, like he's
Speaker 1: he's been in New York less time than I have,
Speaker 1: like like the States. He's not an American yeah like xme,
Speaker 1: Like he's not from New York, like he was from
Speaker 1: somewhere else and lives here now. So Anyways, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for my homegirls. Let me let y'all know, I am
Speaker 1: drunk as fuck and all shrums at the same time.
Speaker 1: So I just took like this little square of the
Speaker 1: chocolate shrumbs and I was like, okay, it's a vibe,
Speaker 1: mind you. It took me so long to even take
Speaker 1: the square because so many of our fans were there.
Speaker 1: It was like overwhelming for me, like I was on FaceTime.
Speaker 1: Like every man that approached me called their girlfriend or
Speaker 1: wife and had me on FaceTime with their girls and wife.
Speaker 1: And then all the girls that were there were just
Speaker 1: like buying, like offering me drinks, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm already drunk. So anyways, I go to find my
Speaker 1: home girls after I'm feeling a little buzz shrooms, and
Speaker 1: I passed him and I didn't know what to do
Speaker 1: because I'm on shrooms and I don't know what, like
Speaker 1: what's going on. So I just started me mugging his
Speaker 1: ass and I'm like, I don't just mean mugging out.
Speaker 1: I don't eat, no words even come out, and he
Speaker 1: was like what's up? And I was like, you find
Speaker 1: is shit. That's literally the only thing that came out
Speaker 1: of my mouth. I'm like, you actually too fine to
Speaker 1: be here? What the fuck are you doing here? What
Speaker 1: you all? I knew what you say to him? So
Speaker 1: where to God? That's all pbo. So it was like
Speaker 1: a party like with tons of like all the Africans
Speaker 1: and Nigerians and like a lot of people have like
Speaker 1: their African garbs on women. Was fine up in there.
Speaker 1: So anyways, I approached him and I'm like, you you
Speaker 1: find a ship as well? I know how to say,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, you know what, I have my
Speaker 1: whole foot in my mouth. Sorry, I'm on Shrum's. Would
Speaker 1: you like some? All I knew what to do was
Speaker 1: to offer him drugs, so mind you his responses, I'm
Speaker 1: actually shruman right now. Yeah, sure I'll take some. So
Speaker 1: he takes some and I'm like, well, I'm still looking
Speaker 1: for my friends, but I would really like to exchange
Speaker 1: like information. Can I get your Instagram or your phone number?
Speaker 1: At this point, foot in my mouth again, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's exchange instagrams. So I immediately feel curved. I immediately
Speaker 1: feel like Nigga, ain't fuck it with me, because anytime
Speaker 1: I really don't want to give someone my number, I
Speaker 1: give them my Instagram, even though I asked for Instagram,
Speaker 1: and I think I only felt curve too because the
Speaker 1: nigga's Instagram was pregnant. So I'm like, Nigga, this does
Speaker 1: me no good. I'm not gonna remember your page. Now
Speaker 1: I have to follow you, like I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: remember what your name is to find you through who
Speaker 1: I followed. So I was just like, okay, well this
Speaker 1: was pointless. So anyways, I find my I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna go find my friends. I find my friends.
Speaker 1: We go back to the table and we're vibing now
Speaker 1: like I'm with my friends. He passes the table and
Speaker 1: goes to like touch my shoulder to chat. I say, hey,
Speaker 1: so I'm with my friends. Now, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: really good looking women in here. You should like do
Speaker 1: a walk through, go get some numbers, like that's what
Speaker 1: you're here for, right, and like completely dismissed him. Completely
Speaker 1: dismissed that nigga. So mmmm,