WEBVTT - EP 308: BWC (Ft. Michael Rapaport) 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:09.160 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey, y'all, 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:13.079 welcome backy not you starring was the whole you know 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:16.200 it as my job. B it is a Oh it's 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:18.080 giving you were taking a long time. They've really did 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:21.120 you out last night? Did I? Did I go out 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:24.680 last night? No, I've been recovering from some good ass dick. Well, guys, 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:30.160 welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. I'm your girl, 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:35.840 Mandy b aka pant stallion, akak pumps akaa beach. I'm 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:38.720 wheezy and we have a guest today. We should be 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.120 looking out about which urban. That must make you feel 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:45.720 really old? My mom loves you that that. Yeah, it 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:47.600 doesn't make me feel really old. But it's something I 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.440 had to get when when an NBA player that I 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.320 was a fan of came over to me, I was like, 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:54.400 my mom wants to get a picture. I was like, oh, fuck, 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.760 my mom's seventy one. So we have Michael Rappoport in 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:05.399 the owning. This is a legendary episode, I feel like 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.440 mainly because we are we've been podcasters for a while. Yes, 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.399 I really like having podcasters on because okay, I have 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:17.360 to ask you though, she's gonna be good day. Yeah, 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:18.920 we're gonna get it. I know, yeah, I knew. I 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:21.520 knew some points are gonna be like eating ass a 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:24.160 big dick, good dick or something. But you're just gonna 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.200 start with that. Yeah, No, no, we it's giving b 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:32.959 over there, it's giving BWC. It's cool. B WC is crazy. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.920 We just came back from Rendon and we were hearing BBC. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.840 We went to the BBC and that we were there 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.759 at the new station. It was dope. And Mandy goes, right, 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.120 did you guys know what it means big black cop? No? 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.040 They know, Nah, they have to know. Um that should be? 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:55.000 Can that be? Can that be a new um porn BWC? Um, 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:58.720 I don't think big Big is just a white one. No, 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:03.600 there's there's Big BBC is the black and big cock. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.240 We're like, well, we know we're not gonna get you know, 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:08.280 a browning out of this, right, That's what it is. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.120 That's what it is. I didn't want to ask you though, 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.800 because she referenced you as a podcaster, and when I 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.160 was looking into all that you've fucking done. Yes, you 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.880 have been over a hundred like film and movies like 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:22.480 television shows over a hundred and so I know that 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:26.560 podcaster is now a cool name, I guess because they 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.360 see all the money that people are getting. Yeah, but 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.600 do you feel like weird being referred to as a 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.120 podcaster now, knowing that you've been in this game like 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.000 way before podcasts were even a thing. No, I mean, 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:38.519 and I don't think I'm referred to as a podcaster. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:43.360 I'm I am proudly a podcaster, and I'm proudly a podcaster, 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:48.280 you know, for eight years, and you know, I'm proudly 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:51.799 a professional podcast as you guys are. And now we're 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.399 at a point where, you know, podcast like assholes. Everybody 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:59.079 has one, maybe even two assholes, right, Um, so I'm 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:03.400 proud that I, um have been doing it consistently for 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.280 eight years. You know, my podcasts were about to hit 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:10.120 the thousandth episode, which, as you guys know, how, Yeah, 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.400 you talk a lot. Yeah, I took a lot, a lot. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.600 Something funny I said about when I saw your name 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.079 in an email. So, Dave is your engineer that you have, 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:20.440 and um, I remember he texted me and said, oh shit, 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.160 we have a microup for today, and I said, he's 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.239 got a fucking podcast. I don't get it. He's still 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:28.079 in movies, Like why is he doing that? And it's 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:32.000 so funny because I'm a professional podcast right that said that, 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:35.520 that's really what we think. But like, honestly, when celebrities 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:40.200 make podcasts, they're not always good, know what I mean. 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:42.400 So like when I saw your clips, I was like, Okay, 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:45.040 it's funny, but maybe it's just but like it's crazy 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:48.280 because you don't know. So to see you being an 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:51.120 actor so many years and go to podcasting, that also 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.240 made me know, like that's how I know there's money here. Yeah, well, 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.640 I mean, you know, honestly, when I started doing it, 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:59.520 it was before the Big Bang. There wasn't money right right, 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.520 right right right, you know, and and and that's why 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.920 I'm glad, you know, like I just happened upon it 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:05.880 because I did a friend of mine's podcast. This is 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.560 like eight and a half years ago, and I started 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:11.280 hearing the term podcast. And we did it in a 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.920 hotel room, you know, he had the microphones. Was like, 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.440 this is it? And it was again and then are 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:19.400 you supposed to pause here? Why we're talking about it? 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.240 We didn't a hotel room with a bay. We did 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.760 it in a hotel room. Oh big bang b WC. 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:29.839 I'm like I'm hearing where U s? Okay? Just so 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.839 you know, I'm gonna reference everything back, got you, I know, 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.640 I know, I'm just waiting for when like like I said, 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:38.640 I'm waiting for like eat ass big dicks, small dick? 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:45.479 Would you rather eat that? Look? I was. But but 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:47.719 as far as the podcasting, you know, like I as 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:49.240 you guys, like I said, you know, like one of 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.320 the you know you did your a ka's, I have 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:54.200 a ka's and you know when I introduced myself and 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.760 you know, being a professional podcaster is something I'm proud of, 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.039 like I said, especially since everybody has. I mean, you know, 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:05.160 for me doing it as long as and consistently as 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:09.680 we've been doing it, it's it's become like almost like 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:15.120 uh like uh like a new form of create creation, 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.920 creative creativeness for me and and and certainly an outlet, 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.560 very much an outlet. What do you think it was 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:27.760 before podcasting? Corn? I mean for me, I didn't have 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:29.560 you know what I mean, I guess you know, for 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.000 different people it's different things. But the closest that I 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:33.840 could equated to, but it's not the same thing as 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.880 stand up comedy. That's the closest one that I could 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.120 equated to because the majority of my episodes are alone, 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:43.760 so um, that's the closest that I could. I actually 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:48.960 think this is more like talk radio definitely, But that's 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.320 what I'm saying. The AM station, yeah station that no 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.800 one ever really turned on, where I was like, it 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.560 was so funny because growing up it was to be like, 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.640 who the fuck just wants to sit in a car 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.279 people talk? And now that's literally what something. Howard Stern 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:02.919 was the one who was asking that, and he was 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.240 he used the one that was the first, one of 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.480 the first that didn't. Yeah, but we him too. I 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.040 liked to watch I used to watch him because he 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:12.239 used to have the bimbos naked, right. It was actually funny. 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.040 He's still he's still interesting to listen to. I'll give 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:15.480 him that. I'm a little mad at him for the 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:19.200 Rihanna comment or whatever, but what he is, No, he 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.040 didn't go I I listen, you know what, they took 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.520 it out of context. I listened to his whole thing 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.560 about he gave her love? What do he say? Oh 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:27.200 he did, Yeah, he gave her loves? What did he say. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:29.560 He was like, what do you say? I thought he 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.479 did because I just kind of saying, He's like, what 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.479 do you want a pregnant woman to do? Bro? Don't 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:37.520 get me wrong, I'm gonna say this, don't say because 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:39.840 I'll argue with about reread here we go? What you about? 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:41.760 What are you gonna say? I loved it. I thought 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:43.800 she looked amazing, and I really enjoyed watching what are 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:45.680 you gonna say? And I wondered if I loved it 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.400 because she was pregnant if she wasn't. But you didn't 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.880 know for sure when you were watching it. No, we 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.120 saw it. I know I ain't gonna hold you. I 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.560 literally was at the airport and I was like, so, 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:59.080 is this like babyway from the first one or she 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.280 announcing a second one? It looked like a pregnancy to me. 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.280 It didn't look like that's you. Well only because then 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.600 when she had zipped all the way down, and I think, 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:07.760 I think that's also so much going on in your 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.520 I mean, I don't know the context of you watching 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:12.280 the game and watching her, but like I'm watching for her. 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:14.560 I watched the game is close, I watched re read 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:19.120 okay reads like I fuck with real hard, looked phenomenal 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.560 and she's the best, Like it was really good. The 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.080 stage is fired. My mom literally texts me and I know, 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:26.080 it's like the funny thing now. My mom literally tells 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.679 me during the performance and was like, is this sperm 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:31.280 dancing all around her? And I was like, literally, And 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.280 when I saw everyone on Twitter right in the same thing, 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.360 I said, Mom, get get off my phone. Was it? 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:38.440 I think it was supposed to be sperm dancing around 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:40.600 I don't think people don't look at things that. I mean, 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.320 maybe I got a question here. Since you want to 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:46.320 ask the what did you ask me eating? Okay, here's 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.320 here's a harder question. No, you didn't answer it. Okay, Oh, 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:53.120 definitely get it or eat eat my wife. My wife 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.440 was like, do do not embarrass me? My wife told 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.960 me she said do nothing, but I would eat ass 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.560 over sucking. Why do you have to have to say 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:03.320 you got a ring on it? You can talk? I 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:06.760 know why. No, we wouldn't, but why he can say 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.440 so her feet nuggod, No, her feet are good too. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:12.840 I just preferred. If it's it's a preferred I would 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:16.760 say that. Now. My wife would probably say because my 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.080 toes sucked Okay, wait, even I'm already in trouble. What 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.240 do you think if she had to make the choice toes? 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:27.000 Do you like your asking? I like you scoop down 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:30.240 and be like, NA, not so much? No more, I do. 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:32.480 But I mean back in the day when it was tighter. 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:40.600 What does that mean? Not done anymore? I just nineties asked, Wait, 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.640 I need to know you have a harder question for us. Yes, 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.199 I doubt it harder. This is a harder question, and 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:51.439 it's gonna throw you for a loop. Okay, Beyonce, Rihanna 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.680 thought you were about to talk. No, that's a tougher 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.760 question mine. Is Rihanna really? Okay? Yeah, I love Rihanna. 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.840 People don't want to answer that question. So I mean, 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.800 I think you're both. They're both one answer the question. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.800 She said Beyonce, I said Rihanna like even based on 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.959 like if there was two tours that I had to 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.719 choose from seeing like the Renaissance going on tour and 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.920 maybe uh for Beyonce, and then say Rihanna comes out 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.079 and does just a Rihanna tour kind of like a 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:21.160 full set of what we got for Super Bowl. I 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.599 would want to go to that. I wouldn't want to 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:26.720 go to her. I could even understand you picking Rihanna 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.679 over Beyonce, but for a show that's actually yeah, for 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:31.880 a show, I would say Beyonce is probably a better show. 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.480 I mean that's almost like jarring that you said, Well, 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:38.680 I've seen Beyonce already. Haven't seen Rihanna? I don't saw 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.280 it the super Bowl? Right, No, I saw her at 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:46.959 made an American No no, no, no, no, back to 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:54.160 Damn right, So I'm I'm looking on the phone already, 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:57.040 god jam oh yeah, we got to know damnbition is 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.240 funny because when I you know, I was talking to 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.000 my mom, I'm like, oh, my Michael rapperfor She's like, 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.400 you know, black people love Michael Rapport and I'm like 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.000 they do, but why because he got a black white 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:09.880 No no, no it was. But also because he said 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:13.000 a young Arab tupac? Mean what, yeah, what is it? 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.280 Why do black people like me? Why did you get 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:21.560 invite to the cookout? I mean, I'm from New York City. 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.559 That don't mean now, I know, I'm telling you you 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:25.640 don't do the black set, which I appreciate because a 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.319 lot of white comedians throw it on when they're like 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.679 in a bunch of black movies and like have all 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.600 these black friends and you don't. You're just very New York. Yeah, 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.640 but why do they love you? Tell us? I mean, 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.160 I think I would say as far as fans and 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.120 ship it was probably because of a lot of the 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:44.520 movies that I've done, the way that I carry myself 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:50.319 hip hop, my love being very sort of um openly 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.679 passionate about it. You are very very very much so, 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:58.719 and and you know, I mean just being genuine. I 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.120 think that's it. It has obviously do with the films 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:04.240 and basketball, because I talk a lot of shit on sports. Sports. Yep, 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:12.000 hip hop thing. So let's say you have three songs 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.400 to start off your sex playlist and they have to 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:17.040 be hip hop songs? What songs are you fucking too? Wait? 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.280 But like R and B Right, No, no, he's a 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:21.760 hip hop fan. I want to what hip hop songs 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:25.320 he's fucking too? That's a good question. That's a good question. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:31.560 Um ooh, that's a good question. How about okay encore? Okay, 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:36.600 how about some harcore? How about because um shit, that's 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:42.000 a good question. Um uh fuck man, that that's okay, 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.400 Just not me. Something that's that's a good question. That's 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.360 a good question. One that is it like as far 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:47.920 as I mean, you could be like, you know, do 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.240 you want like the sort of you know, just straight 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.960 up sex shit like what like you know, like it's 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:57.079 like him, Um, yeah no, but you can me go 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:00.320 goofyer like, um what is it? Um? You could look 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.640 from more for the dudes from Florida, your guys from Florida? 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:07.719 Time does it? Don't let mean did you roll? I 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.480 don't want I don't want to. Yeah, yeah you could. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.120 I mean, of course you do have hip hop songs, 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:15.040 so like like what's your Fantasy by Luda Christ? That 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.040 was great? What I mean? And that's hip hop? That's 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.679 all right? And that I can let late late that. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:23.599 Oh see that one. Oh, that's what's your fantasy from me? 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:28.320 I had to see your toes and I want what song? Actually, 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.760 Supreme Bitch by Little Kim is great? Uh my back? 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:37.400 Yeah yeah, what did you you sleep with men with 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:41.040 guns under their pillows? That? Do you sleep with guns? 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.840 With men with guns under their pillows? Thing? Okays they 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:49.320 were big time crooks. Um wait, speaking of that movie 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.280 that is which is crazy because we could barely talk 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.920 about him now but um, that was my favorite movie 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:55.439 you're in. What are some movies you're in that black 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:58.079 people watching I've seen that don't realize they may have 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.240 known you from because I'm sure you are learning okay, 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:03.520 Higher Learning. Um, weren't you in a Spike Lee movie? 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:07.120 I was in Bamboozle, very good Spike Lee movie. Um. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:12.640 Uh Higher Learning? Um? Next Friday? Uh? You were in 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.600 Next Friday? Yes, what'd you do on that? I was? Uh, 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:18.240 I can't believe. I gotta time. I was my favorite. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:20.840 I on one scene, I'm I'm the the the uh 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:25.040 the um the Postman? I deliver I deliver him uh 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.360 something ice cube. It's a funny. It's a funny scene 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.600 that people quote to me on the street probably once 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:33.440 a day. That's wow. Yeah, and you didn't remember my scene? 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:36.800 Like have you ever looked? And I'm just gonna yeah, 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.680 I'm gonna make this sexy. Okay. Have you ever dressed 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:42.240 up as a Maleman in the bedroom or any of 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.559 your characters? Like? Never? You? You never like role played 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.120 as any of your character. I'll tell you this. When 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.240 when I was doing Higher Learning, obviously I had to 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.640 shave my head, so I was playing a skinhead so 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.640 I had to shave my head. Uh. So there wasn't 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.720 any role playing, but it was, you know, we were 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.800 making and I was actually I was dating my wife 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:04.920 at the time, so and we were making. It was 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.520 a lot of you know, he's hard to get around me. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.920 Has she ever asked you to go back ball? Like, 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.480 because I now I love me a bald man. Oh 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:17.280 my god, No. Never. I like theology when I tell 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.800 you I just love a ball, and I understand it. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:24.640 I like, I think it's for me. It's because like 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.440 when I look at some one ball and I'm like, oh, 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.600 how did you get Like damn that young You know 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.600 what I'm saying, Like nobody wants but no, no, and 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:33.480 the beard's gotta be crazy good, gotta be nice. But 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:35.840 then you could also be bad bald Like who's that 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.040 young basketball player of the white guy who's at the 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:42.280 big Like he should go ball, but he's leaving it Cruso, 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.720 that is, yes, yes, but he goes. He does. He's 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:47.200 like playing games like he's like sometimes I'm ball, sometimes 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:51.200 I'm not ball. Alex Caruso, I don't know, y'all. I 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.480 don't know, Like really this could be a man, but 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:57.560 like all the bald head men that I have dated 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.280 and at least have slept with, they boot to hold 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.720 this ball too, So I ain't gotta like I told you, 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.480 I'm somebody who's hairy right now, and I gotta like 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.160 move the hair out the way to eat his ass. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.320 But the bald head man, it's just it's just clean. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.200 It's just like there's no hair. It's like that you 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:14.240 bought up here and down you know what. I love 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:17.600 this recently from shaving, so I'm taking by atin you 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.840 know how to make your hair grow with the mutual shype. 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:24.200 So so my legs like my hairs like the legs hair, 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.960 and my legs is getting thicker, my hair is growing. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.040 But I'm like, oh my god, like now my pussy 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.120 hair is also like the same. I was like, bro, 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:35.080 how the fuck now? Everything is just kinky, coyly, It's crazy. 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.360 I hate it. I don't like that the hairs are 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.600 matching the other hairs on my body. It's just not it. 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:41.760 And now I have to constantly shave it. It's a 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.000 constant reminder that I may not be having sex right 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.160 now in this moment, and I hate it. I do. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.400 I'm actually mad that, like I'm not dating any old 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:51.800 men right now because they like hair on pussy. Like 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:55.040 do you like hair on pussy because you don't like 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:57.840 the ball pussy? I mean I did at a certain point, 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:01.240 but then I was like, I'm not saying I want like, 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:04.560 you know, full bush, okay, but like cleaning it up, 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.520 keep cleaning up. But we don't have the ball. The 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.640 ball is I'm not down with that. I'm not with you. 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:12.440 I love it. I'm not saying. I'm not saying all 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:16.200 turn it away. I'm just saying. When I was single, 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:17.360 I got to a point where I was like, this 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:19.840 is what is this? Like? What? What? None? No hair 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:21.160 at all? You know what. I don't like about it 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.920 either as someone that's you know, date's women. I don't 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.600 like that I can't see it. It's too like it's 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.320 all one thing. I'm like running into your hips and 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.440 your legs, like I like to know it's right there. 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:34.440 I don't want to have to frames it frames. It 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.040 does give me a strip. I like it. You like 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:39.520 it completely? Well? No, I just said it's easier to 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.160 eat when it's fall But when I see it, plussy 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.200 what I'm eating plussy with his hairs on the on 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:50.240 the thighs, growing, what the fuck am I doing? Why? Yeah? 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:55.680 What if I got myself innoed? Oh you know, back 0:16:55.720 --> 0:17:00.560 to black girls? Okay, so this is like, that's something 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:02.200 I really want to know. I had this conversation one 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:03.840 of my white guy friends a few days ago, and 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:05.600 it's not even in our outline. I just thought about it. 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:10.240 So his last girlfriend was black, right, and he was like, dude, 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:12.320 tell me how I like, I've been feeling this girl 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.919 at my job who's white, and he's like, and now 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:17.680 suddenly she's like, oh am I even your type. He's like, 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.280 why is it that I can't go back to white girls? 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.240 He's like, they always remember it. Now they're super insecure 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:26.160 about me dating black women. Have you felt like once 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:28.240 she went black, you couldn't go back, or you actually 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:30.800 just like, I don't know, did you find that women 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:36.240 were curious about that? Where other black women feeling I've 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:40.680 never I don't think women. I've never had women be 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:47.400 um interested or curious in the race. Uh, the same 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:51.720 way it's probably with men, but but for me, you know, 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:57.120 the I've always you know, like it's been the first 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.000 girl I had sex with was a white girl, and 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:02.200 then you know, like and then it wasn't many white 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:04.360 girls because I had sex the first time I was sixteen, 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:08.480 and you know, it's always been just whatever, like I've 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:10.199 never been like I just want to be with this one. 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:14.040 The type I mean, if I would say a type 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:21.520 besides my wife, but I mean exactly, yes, yes, yes, yes, 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:24.320 besides her. But I mean, you know, like my type 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:27.560 type has always been New York Puerto Rican girls. Really. 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:31.120 Oh yeah, and most New York people, if you're from 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:33.560 New York, you're a New Yorker, they will say new York. 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:37.680 We call him Spanish girl. I used to say Spanish too, Spanish, 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:41.439 so it's just as like Dominican Puerto Rican. That was art. 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:46.240 That was it for me. That's interesting. The first girl 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:49.760 like kissed me on my mouth publicly, like in the street, 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:53.080 was a Puerto Rican girl named Elsie Rodriguez. I was 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:58.240 in the ninth grade, and she stuck her tongue in 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:02.720 my mouth and I saw rocket ships. Oh my goodness, 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:05.960 that's so fun. That was that your first kiss on 0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:08.440 the street. Okay, it wasn't my first kiss, but it 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:12.080 was like we were outside of mine, yeah, yours? What 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:15.720 I was a city wall. I thought I was outside 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:18.920 the gym. It was I was in sixth grade. He 0:19:19.040 --> 0:19:21.680 was in eighth grade. Got dam sixth rade? He was 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:25.680 a seventh grade And it was like so gross. I 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:27.760 was like I talked about him on the Field show. 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:31.520 I was like, yuck, I find his name. He was 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:33.880 Puerto Rican actually too. That was my first tonk kiss 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:38.920 was a Puerto Rican. Look, mine name was Eddie. I 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:42.360 don't he might have been Puerto Rican. His name was, though, 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:44.920 but I called him Eddie. But that was like my 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:47.480 first makeout makeout, my first pop kiss. It was a 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:54.600 black guy, but I do remember that. What can I 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:58.440 ask you? 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