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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing, live live.

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Speaker 2: Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: They thought they could get away with that, but they're

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Speaker 1: about to get busted. Henry Ford once said, true quality

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Speaker 1: means doing things right even when no one is looking.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a good quote. Unless that thing you're

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Speaker 1: doing right is somebody else while your significant other isn't

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Speaker 1: looking right because of whoopsie moments like that. That we

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Speaker 1: created this segment called Busted Yeah, so listeners can come

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Speaker 1: on to share their funny stories about how they caught

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Speaker 1: their exes being unfaithful. We're gonna start with Julia, tell

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Speaker 1: us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 3: So one of my friends was having like a birthday

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Speaker 3: party for her kids.

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Speaker 4: Oh, my boyfriend and I went over there to help out,

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Speaker 4: you know, like help set up and just to enjoy

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Speaker 4: the party afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Lazy of your friend, but good for you.

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Speaker 3: So we get there and they have this huge bouncy house.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking like twenty plus kids.

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Speaker 4: They're all going in and out.

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Speaker 3: They're just having a good time.

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Speaker 5: Even as an adult those I know, and they're also

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Speaker 5: just always a twisted ankle.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So at one point, the sky shows up with like

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Speaker 3: ponies and little horses, and the kids all freak out,

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Speaker 3: like they run over there.

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Speaker 4: They're so excited.

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Speaker 6: It's so cute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But then like a few minutes later, people start pointing.

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Speaker 3: Out, like, oh, the bouncy house is still mood like

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Speaker 3: it's bouncing, and I'm like, oh, but all the kids

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Speaker 3: came out, they came running to look at the ponies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, is this one of those if the bouncy house

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Speaker 6: is rocking, don't come knocking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they on the side.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's Augusta Winn. Yeah, tell me you

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Speaker 1: didn't look.

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Speaker 3: I had to because I was like, what's going on? Like,

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Speaker 3: is there are kids still stuck in there? So I

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Speaker 3: look inside and it's my boyfriend hooking up with my friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I mean, well it's her kids party, so she's.

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Speaker 1: That was the birthday gift. No, there's no way to

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Speaker 1: spend this one. Yeah yeah, that's that's the seventh birthday

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Speaker 1: that kid will forget. Is there a mile high club?

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Speaker 1: But like with bouncy houses, is that a thing? I

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Speaker 1: don't think. So I'm gonna make it a't be normalized.

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Speaker 1: Let's just keep going and talk to Sean tell us

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Speaker 1: how you busted your significant other?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so my girlfriend she started doing pottery classes.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've taken pottery classes.

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Speaker 3: They're so cool.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, you know the kind way you like go

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Speaker 6: in and you like start painting something on the pottery stuck.

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Speaker 1: Those ones like the like ones that you see in

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Speaker 1: the mall or something there. Yeah, they're made for you, yeah, yep.

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Speaker 6: And then like you do the painting on it, then

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Speaker 6: like you pick it up like a few days later

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Speaker 6: and stuff like that. Yeah. Well, one day she asked

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Speaker 6: me to stop in and pick it up for her

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Speaker 6: on my way back from work. Yeah. And I go

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Speaker 6: in and do it, and the instructor hands me the

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Speaker 6: bag with a little note on it. Okay, and the

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Speaker 6: note says, in all caps, do not open. And what

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Speaker 6: do you do when you see that?

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Speaker 1: Nashally, what could be hiding in a bag that you're

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Speaker 1: not supposed to see.

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Speaker 6: It's like when the engineers come in here and say,

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Speaker 6: don't press this button.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why did you make it light up like that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so clearly you open it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, peek inside and in there is there's four mugs

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Speaker 6: with little hearts on each one. Okay, it's computing, like

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Speaker 6: why are there for similar looking mugs? And a little confused,

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Speaker 6: you know you.

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Speaker 1: Didn't just think that she painted them? Yeah, pay a

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Speaker 1: lot of money.

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Speaker 6: I was like, are all these for me?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 6: Why for similar looking mugs? Did all it's the same?

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Speaker 1: How much coffee do you drink?

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Speaker 6: I turned the mugs around, okay, and there's four different

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Speaker 6: guys names on each one of them. None of them

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Speaker 6: are your name none. Yeah. I'm only laughing because, like

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Speaker 6: I just pictured her as this innocent, innocent we'll be

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Speaker 6: going into payte.

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Speaker 1: Yeah did you confront her about that?

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Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, yeah I did. I mean she admitted to it.

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Speaker 6: She admitted it dating around and I'm wondering why she

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Speaker 6: even asked me to pick them up in the first place.

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Speaker 6: Where the other four guys go.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we got time for one more. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: Karen here. Karen, tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 5: Well, my boyfriend at the time was brillianto cosplay and

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Speaker 5: I knew nothing about it. But he would go off

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Speaker 5: to these events and dress up and then come back

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Speaker 5: and tell me which anime character he was, And I

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Speaker 5: was like, cool, I mean I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Well as he's doing something that he's into.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly.

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Speaker 5: So anyways, I decided to be a good girlfriend and

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Speaker 5: I went and found some like discounted tickets to a

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Speaker 5: convention on groupon so that we could go together.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. I bet he was excited about that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So we're at the convention together, and I just

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Speaker 2: noticed a lot of people are like noticing his costume

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Speaker 2: and kind of giving weird looks, and you know how

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Speaker 2: like other people are wearing sometimes similar costumes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 5: Turns out he's been wearing his costume backwards.

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Speaker 2: And he admitted to me that he really knew no

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Speaker 2: idea what he was doing.

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Speaker 5: He knew nothing about anime. And then when he would

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Speaker 5: go to these conventions, they were really furry conventions and

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Speaker 5: wouldn't tell me.

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Speaker 1: So he's telling you anime but it was really furry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey, so did you go to one of those conventions

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Speaker 1: with him? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I did not. That was a hard pass for mere.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is a good lesson. Don't ever be a

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Speaker 1: good girlfriend and do things with your significant other. You're

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Speaker 1: not gonna like what you fight. Just like, let them

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Speaker 1: have their passions and it'll be all good. Anyway, texting

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Speaker 1: to seven eight five nine two if you have a

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Speaker 1: funny story about how you caught your ex cheating, and

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Speaker 1: you could be on the next edition of Busting Phone

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Speaker 1: Taps coming up right after this

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Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning