Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 1: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 1: of the Old Republic, a sol fastion of fairness. He
Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 2: Wow to clearing House of hot takes, break free for
Speaker 2: something special.
Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now.
Speaker 2: In the air.
Speaker 3: Everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me big Man and Danny
Speaker 3: g Radio, A Happy Sunday to you, A glorious and
Speaker 3: wonderful Sunday here, as we'll dive right in to the
Speaker 3: mail bag on a day that is always always a
Speaker 3: big day Sunday, because I go back.
Speaker 2: It's double header duty.
Speaker 3: We got the podcast here and then tonight back in
Speaker 3: the radio dojo as we celebrate National Chocolate Chip Cookie Days.
Speaker 2: So it's a big, big holiday here.
Speaker 3: And the meet and greet was on Saturday and quite
Speaker 3: quite the event there, Dan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you sent me some pictures and we'll break it
Speaker 4: down blow for blow Friday, and I'm sure you'll have
Speaker 4: me label it as the postgame Show. No, I've never
Speaker 4: done that before.
Speaker 2: No, No, we never would never want to do that.
Speaker 3: We'd never save all the stories to try to get
Speaker 3: you squeeze another podcast out of something that we did, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know Terry and England loves when we do this.
Speaker 3: Terry thinks that we're conniving and all that, and he
Speaker 3: sends nasty messages on X some of these guys.
Speaker 2: But you know, just chill out, Okay, take a chill pill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go eat, go eat some bangers and mashe along.
Speaker 3: Let's stop being right, Terry. Yeah, don't be right, Terry.
Speaker 3: Don't you don't have to be a schmuck and ruin
Speaker 3: our fun. Okay, you don't have to do that. But
Speaker 3: it is a mailbag kind of a day and we
Speaker 3: have a lot, a lot to get a lot to
Speaker 3: get to.
Speaker 2: So let's jump right in.
Speaker 4: Surprised you're not leftover high right now? After smoking with
Speaker 4: the listeners, Well, I am saying hi to you, Danny.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of a lot of weed consumption here
Speaker 3: in the Nevada desert, that is for sure. It's all right,
Speaker 3: thank you, ohio Al. These are actual letters from actual
Speaker 3: listeners to the show. If you'd like to send a
Speaker 3: letter in, you can do it care of Real Fifth
Speaker 3: Hour at gmail dot com. It's real fifth hour at
Speaker 3: gmail dot com, and let's get started with Mike in Fullerton.
Speaker 3: He says, Hey, Ben, Benny, m and Danny G. Have
Speaker 3: you guys ever heard of anything more impressive than doing
Speaker 3: twenty hours of sports talk radio and only three days?
Speaker 3: That's got to be a record, right who. It was
Speaker 3: accomplished earlier this week by some guy on the blowtorch
Speaker 3: A five seventy. Do either of you think you have
Speaker 3: the stamina and intestinal fortitude needed to match or beat
Speaker 3: that record?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mike, there's no way.
Speaker 3: Anyone could do twenty hours of sports radio in three days.
Speaker 3: No one would want to hear someone do twenty hours
Speaker 3: of sports radio in three days. There's no way, right, Danny,
Speaker 3: come on, ridiculous, Not right at all.
Speaker 4: How many stories did you have to recycle? Probably not
Speaker 4: many because I know you can blowviate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't really recycle, as I remember, maybe one because
Speaker 3: of the trade deadline Jack Flaherty, But other than that,
Speaker 3: I was pretty proud of myself because you know, Danny,
Speaker 3: I have attention devas disorder. I'm jealous of guys like
Speaker 3: Colin Cowherd that can do one hour radio and just
Speaker 3: repeat it for the entire day.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I'm not wired that way. I
Speaker 2: hate when.
Speaker 3: There's like a story that we have to talk about
Speaker 3: every hour, because I love the editorial freedom that we
Speaker 3: have to talk about something different every hour, and it
Speaker 3: drives me nuts. And there's some guys that can do it,
Speaker 3: and they're usually the highest paid people in radio, where
Speaker 3: they just do one topic and they just repeat it,
Speaker 3: and I just am not wired that way. I get
Speaker 3: so freakin' bored doing that style of radio. So I
Speaker 3: talked about different stuff, diff different angles and whatnot. Thank you,
Speaker 3: Mike Jimmy from Renancho Kuckoonga.
Speaker 2: Home of Next Friday. Yeah, great town name. It was
Speaker 2: forever Embolden And there were some songs about Rancho Cuckamonga.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: It's nothing better on a gloomy day.
Speaker 3: Ben and Danny appreciate the grind it is. Ben, I
Speaker 3: was wondering what your schedule is like this week when
Speaker 3: you were doing Rogan Rodney in addition to your overnight show,
Speaker 3: did you have any.
Speaker 2: Free time?
Speaker 3: Well, we talked about this a little bit in a
Speaker 3: previous episode of the podcast. I would like to point
Speaker 3: out that it wasn't it wasn't too bad. Like I
Speaker 3: do have high standards and all that. There was at
Speaker 3: one point where I was tired of hearing myself talk.
Speaker 3: But it's not like I had.
Speaker 2: A till of the hun that was like looking down
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 3: The benevolent dictatorship was forcing me to do this. They
Speaker 3: asked me if I wanted to do it, and I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I'll do it. You know, the rare
Speaker 3: and appropriate fill in and all that stuff. It's like,
Speaker 3: but I wasn't hanging out with the dungeon master. And
Speaker 3: so what happen is I would wake up, I would
Speaker 3: waddle down to the remote studio. I would talk to
Speaker 3: the producer, Kevin Figures and Ronnie Foscio and those guys,
Speaker 3: and then Jonas and I would do the show for
Speaker 3: three hours. I would then take about an hour to
Speaker 3: try to unwind, unplug, and then I'd get right back
Speaker 3: into prep mode and get ready for the overnight show.
Speaker 3: And then I'd do some prep for that and start
Speaker 3: getting some notes together for monologues, and then head off
Speaker 3: to the Sherman Oak Studios from the north Woods where
Speaker 3: I reside and do it again. And then I'd come
Speaker 3: home and I'd throw some notes together for the afternoon show,
Speaker 3: and then I'd go to bed and then get up
Speaker 3: and do it all over again. So that was pretty
Speaker 3: much it. Not the most riveting life, not the.
Speaker 2: Rock star life. I thought you were supposed to live
Speaker 2: the rock star life, Danny.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: I mean, I can't imagine doing that many hours with
Speaker 4: so many different topics each day. I think like an
Speaker 4: appropriate punishment if somebody like the Mob ever got a
Speaker 4: hold of you for owing them money or something, if
Speaker 4: you were like a Pete Rose type dude, they can
Speaker 4: put you in a padded room and play back all
Speaker 4: the hours of radio you did that day and force
Speaker 4: you to hear it all.
Speaker 3: Now, that would be about as bad as you'd want
Speaker 3: to lose your hearing at that point. Next up on
Speaker 3: the Mailbag, ohio Al writes in one of our key
Speaker 3: participants and a finalist for the Benny Award, the Malapalooza
Speaker 3: Award from the contest that we had. He says, Hey, Benny,
Speaker 3: to answer the question raised by Eddie on the Overnight show, Yes,
Speaker 3: I play my own guitar, sing and blow and suck
Speaker 3: the harmonica too.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can suck on it and that'll make it better.
Speaker 2: I'm a one man band.
Speaker 3: Ohio Al says the song I submitted was done live,
Speaker 3: just recorded prior to the show for sound quality, singing
Speaker 3: and playing into my cell phone live during the show
Speaker 3: would sound like crap is By the way, I am
Speaker 3: disappointed in Lorena's eight score, especially considering I sent her
Speaker 3: the Hey there Lorena song, but ohio Al, putting a
Speaker 3: positive spin on the situation, says that Inka Tera giving
Speaker 3: him a thirteen score made up for it because he
Speaker 3: knows music. Not a sore loser.
Speaker 7: Though.
Speaker 3: Props to the three two one guy with the SpongeBob song,
Speaker 3: although the background music did not come through on the
Speaker 3: podcast for some reason. Great Mallard Paloza once.
Speaker 2: Again keep up the fun.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, ohiol I loved the tune that you
Speaker 3: sent in. It was great. You knocked it out of
Speaker 3: the park. Good job by you. You're very talented man.
Speaker 3: You know that big fans of your work here. We
Speaker 3: play your stuff on this podcast all the time. And
Speaker 3: you understand, Eddie is a curmudgeon, He's gruff, He's mister Gruff.
Speaker 2: So you got to take that into your evaluation.
Speaker 4: How about shut up.
Speaker 3: And Eddie thinks no one has a life, and everyone's
Speaker 3: just going to stay up and perform live on the air, and.
Speaker 2: It's just not based in reality. I don't know what
Speaker 2: was going on with Lorrain in that score. I thought
Speaker 2: that was a ridiculously low score.
Speaker 3: Bad job by her. But you were great, you were wonderful.
Speaker 3: Thank you, And I don't know what else I can say.
Speaker 3: I'm giving you your flowers right now. I don't like
Speaker 3: doing things like this, but I'm giving you the flowers.
Speaker 3: And You've got on this show because you're so talented.
Speaker 3: You have the latitude, the freedom, the artistic freedom to
Speaker 3: come up with all these different weird songs and everyone's great.
Speaker 3: So Ronnie from Covina writes, and he says, that's in
Speaker 3: southern California. If you're not familiar, he says, Elon Musk
Speaker 3: agreed this week to fight the Venezuelan President. Ben, would
Speaker 3: you box David Vassay for charity in a celebrity boxing match?
Speaker 3: Do you understand in boxing and they have this thing
Speaker 3: called the tail of the tape. I'm a heavyweight. Vessay
Speaker 3: is like a lightweight. There's no way we can fight
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 4: Then some fighting words.
Speaker 3: There's no way Vessay would have no chance. Now he's
Speaker 3: a little younger than me, but he's not that much
Speaker 3: younger than me.
Speaker 4: But what about his agilities? What about his agility? Did
Speaker 4: you see him going down that slide in Milwaukee?
Speaker 3: Please, man, you know what I would do in the
Speaker 3: middle of the fight before round five, if we made
Speaker 3: it to round five, I'd pull out my Bernie Brewer bobblehead,
Speaker 3: and all of.
Speaker 2: A sudden he'd say no moss and throwing the sponge.
Speaker 4: You'd break his other brittle arm.
Speaker 2: Say I'm done. Ron.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want as the kids say that say, does
Speaker 3: not want this smoke. He can't handle this smoke.
Speaker 2: He can't.
Speaker 3: Barry from South Carolina previously in Nashville says Yo Yo, Ma,
Speaker 3: Benny and Danny g we have another conspiracy, he says.
Speaker 3: So Andre is so proud of his dog. He has
Speaker 3: got this Belgian whatever police dog. But he said that
Speaker 3: his dog doesn't bark. That's all police dogs do. Barry says,
Speaker 3: they go crazy and bark like wild that's part of
Speaker 3: their makeupf Earth. He says, Hey, Ben, I am of
Speaker 3: the opinion that Andre from the Commonwealth does not have
Speaker 3: a dog.
Speaker 2: What about you? Well, it's up in the air. The
Speaker 2: jury is still out on this.
Speaker 3: The other night he did have what sounded like a
Speaker 3: dog breathing, but I'm not sure. It is very odd
Speaker 3: to me the dog does not bark. Considering every dog
Speaker 3: I've ever owned, if you want the dog to bark,
Speaker 3: there are ways you can get said dog to bark.
Speaker 3: There are things you can do to get the dog
Speaker 3: to bark.
Speaker 2: And he's He says, no, the dog doesn't bark. I
Speaker 2: don't believe.
Speaker 4: I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: So there's something. There's something going on there. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure what, but I'm skeptical. I'm skeptical.
Speaker 3: Kevin from the Bay rights in on the mailbag. He says, guys,
Speaker 3: we haven't gotten a full baby g update.
Speaker 7: In a while.
Speaker 3: On the podcast, how is Danny Sunday? We've talked about
Speaker 3: a little bit this weekend. Your son, Yeah, just yesterday.
Speaker 7: Story is right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we mentioned him yesterday because of the birthday party
Speaker 4: that's gonna happen later today.
Speaker 2: I have any other new developments you want to share
Speaker 2: with the class about baby CoA.
Speaker 4: He can swing a bat already. He has two whiffle
Speaker 4: ball bats, the big Bam bam bats and it's kind
Speaker 4: of funny because you call him Bam bam. That's what
Speaker 4: he looks like when he's swinging these things. And he
Speaker 4: has quite the arm too. So we have two Dodger
Speaker 4: like soft squishy balls in his playpen, and he'll throw
Speaker 4: these things from one room to another, and then he
Speaker 4: swings those bats over his head as soon as he's
Speaker 4: walking around. I'm gonna get him into a batting stance.
Speaker 2: Oh, that should be his nickname. Have you given him
Speaker 2: a nickname yet, baby?
Speaker 7: Call him?
Speaker 4: Have not? But his middle name is Bryant for Kobe,
Speaker 4: so he could be Bam bam Bryant.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's a great name.
Speaker 3: If you're an athlete, can't wait stepping into the ring,
Speaker 3: Bam bam, Bryan like, or if he's a baseball player,
Speaker 3: Bam bam.
Speaker 4: Let's go, come.
Speaker 3: On, make it happen, me it happened. Next up is
Speaker 3: from Dennis. He did not say where he is listening from.
Speaker 3: He says, Hey, Ben and Danny, I enjoyed contributing to
Speaker 3: lame jokes. Who came up with the idea for that bit?
Speaker 3: And when did it start? He says, I have some
Speaker 3: questions about your sports radio competitors.
Speaker 2: Of the past.
Speaker 3: What happened to Pharrell on the Bench and David Stein
Speaker 3: Winter Winter Chicken Dinner. So Dennis, first of all, I
Speaker 3: started doing Lame Jokes of the Week. I don't know
Speaker 3: ten years ago or something like that. We were trying
Speaker 3: to fill out content on the Overnight show. And it's
Speaker 3: like I like jokes and guys like dad jokes. I
Speaker 3: remember when we started Lame Jokes of the Week, we
Speaker 3: only had a couple people that were sending jokes in
Speaker 3: so it was not a.
Speaker 2: Lot of jokes.
Speaker 3: And then at some point we matured we were able
Speaker 3: to take the cake out of the oven and it
Speaker 3: fully baked and all that, and now we have way
Speaker 3: too many jokes most weeks, I don't even get all
Speaker 3: of them on the air.
Speaker 2: So at some point it took off.
Speaker 3: And as far as Pharrell on the Bench and David Signed,
Speaker 3: Farrell lives in the New York area.
Speaker 2: We've had him on this podcast.
Speaker 3: He's a friend of mine, part of the Fox Sports
Speaker 3: Radio Alumni Association. I don't believe he's doing radio anymore.
Speaker 3: Last I talked to Pharrell, he was doing some television
Speaker 3: and that's it. Like Parrel on the Bench is like
Speaker 3: a TV show now, so you can still find him.
Speaker 2: Not hard to track.
Speaker 4: I know he was doing some work for that gambling network.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if he's doing that anymore. He had
Speaker 4: some health worries, but I think he fully recovered, which
Speaker 4: is good news. I talked to him on Facebook just
Speaker 4: a couple of days ago because it was his birthday.
Speaker 4: I'll have to check in with him to see if
Speaker 4: there's any link to anything, and we'll get him on
Speaker 4: the podcast again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we definitely bring him back. Pharrell's an icon, a legend.
Speaker 4: Maybe he could do Heroin live on the air this time,
Speaker 4: just to mix it up variety.
Speaker 3: You know, we've checked the coke box. We'll move on
Speaker 3: to something else, all right now. David Stein part of
Speaker 3: the Fox Sports Radio Alumni Association winter Winter Chicken Dinner.
Speaker 2: David moved to the South.
Speaker 3: I think he's in Atlanta, but he was in South
Speaker 3: Carolina and was the pre and postgame host for the
Speaker 3: Clemson Tigers radio network. That's a pretty cool job in
Speaker 3: college football, back when Clemson was winning national champions I
Speaker 3: don't believe he does that anymore. He's a radio guy still.
Speaker 3: He was doing like religious sports talk. I don't know
Speaker 3: how that went. I never heard it, and he very
Speaker 3: religious man David Stein, so I don't know what he's
Speaker 3: doing these days.
Speaker 2: He's actually pretty was pretty good friends with Davi. Nine's
Speaker 2: sure what he's saying.
Speaker 4: Malard's connection in Vegas dropped, So that means I'm in
Speaker 4: charge right now? Oh shit? What should I do here?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: I have a lot of Mallard content in my laptop.
Speaker 4: So while I try to get Ben reconnected, why didn't
Speaker 4: I play something from the archives here that will put
Speaker 4: a smile on your face?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 2: Might? Not?
Speaker 6: Love it?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 6: Joe Din' Matter's Show Will Shine? Didn't Matters? Show Will Shine?
Speaker 6: When the moon goes down and the sun goes up,
Speaker 6: the green tractor will run across the land. Didn't Matters? Show,
Speaker 6: Din't Matter? Show Will Shine?
Speaker 2: Hit that button right there?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Why now Mailer's Mountain of Money? Hell, do you have
Speaker 1: what it takes to get to the top?
Speaker 2: Probably not? Man, Here we go, It's Malar's mount of Money.
Speaker 3: This week's edition written by our new executive producer, Cooper
Speaker 3: Loop Coop, you understand how to keep score, Coop, because
Speaker 3: you're you're you're gonna have to do that as well,
Speaker 3: you're aware of about to keep score.
Speaker 2: There's a points system and all that.
Speaker 5: Right, they've all got a value. I imagine they get
Speaker 5: it right, they get that value.
Speaker 2: That is accurate for you're a sharp cookie. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think I can handle. You're not. You're not missing a
Speaker 2: couple of fries out of a happy meal. You're not.
Speaker 2: You're very You're on the ball, Coop. Way to go.
Speaker 3: Let's walk him in our contestants for this edition of
Speaker 3: Malar's Mountain of Money, and we will start out with.
Speaker 2: Andrew in San Francisco. Hello Andrew, Hello Ben Goodmory in America. Oh,
Speaker 2: good Mory, it's that. Where have you been, Andrew. You
Speaker 2: haven't heard from you in a while.
Speaker 6: I've been I've been listening.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to the podcast.
Speaker 8: I've been busy working business.
Speaker 6: I go to schools week, two schools a week, one week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, very good. And you didn't come and visit us, Andrew.
Speaker 3: You were in La, but you didn't come by. Eddie
Speaker 3: was bummed out.
Speaker 9: I wanted to come by the puffs for just waits
Speaker 9: apart from La.
Speaker 2: Are you in Palm Springs? Yeah?
Speaker 6: You know what, next time, I'll come up next time.
Speaker 3: Hold on a second, there's Andrew in San Francisco. Who
Speaker 3: else is going to play our game?
Speaker 8: Coop?
Speaker 3: You want to pick a line there, Coop, go ahead, Coop? Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, Ryan in Denver, Ryan in Denver, Hello Ryan,
Speaker 3: How Ryan? If I was any better, I'd be a Rocky,
Speaker 3: but not a Colorado Rocky, because God.
Speaker 2: Are they bad.
Speaker 9: I can't disagree with you, bet yees's.
Speaker 2: An accurate statement. It's an accurate analysis of the state
Speaker 2: of the Rockies. Hey, Ryan, what are you doing Denver Man?
Speaker 9: All right? Well, actually, big Ben, I'm writing a book
Speaker 9: and I like to write late at night, and I
Speaker 9: listened to you while I do it.
Speaker 2: Oh, very cool.
Speaker 3: Well, the most creative people are night people. In the
Speaker 3: history of humanity, the most creative type of people, generally speaking,
Speaker 3: do their work at night.
Speaker 2: Well, what's your book about? What's your book about?
Speaker 5: It's actually it's kind of a memoir of a band
Speaker 5: that I was in in college.
Speaker 4: No long story.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well we'll good good luck with the boy.
Speaker 3: That's a tough rocket man, so I hope you can
Speaker 3: can make magic with that.
Speaker 2: All our whole lot of section.
Speaker 3: We got Ryan in Denver and Andrew, who's actually in Fremont, California.
Speaker 2: But we'll just say's in San Francisco. For the purposes
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 3: You can partner up with anyone on the show except
Speaker 3: Cooper Loop because he's got to keep scoring. It's a
Speaker 3: very intense job, and Coop's gotta he's got to keep scoring.
Speaker 2: He didn't like that, So.
Speaker 3: You got me Ben, You've got Eddie Garcia, and you've
Speaker 3: got Danny G Radio. Andrew, who would you like to
Speaker 3: partner up? O?
Speaker 6: Thank you every time I played with you, guys.
Speaker 2: I've never lost an escape.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna win this. Andrew, don't worry. Ryan, who
Speaker 3: you like to partner up with? You've got Eddie Garcia
Speaker 3: and Danny G Radio.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take ed Garcia.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a bad choice.
Speaker 8: Ryan likes to win, which I've done several times in
Speaker 8: a row in this.
Speaker 3: Game, I've got the ringer Andrew. So all right, gentlemen,
Speaker 3: here we go. We've got a list on Malard's mount
Speaker 3: of money. The categories are changing of the Leaves, fall, Classic,
Speaker 3: back to back.
Speaker 2: And that's back to school, back to school, what's bad
Speaker 2: job by me?
Speaker 3: Back to school? And trick or treat, trick or treat?
Speaker 3: So who gets to pick? Where stand a g You
Speaker 3: want to go over there?
Speaker 4: Andrew, you get to go first here.
Speaker 3: All right, so pick a category we'll start with, and
Speaker 3: then we'll let Eddie.
Speaker 2: And Ryan back to school.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh, back to school? The one I messed
Speaker 3: up on a are very good? And then Ryan, which
Speaker 3: category would you like to pick? You've got fall classic,
Speaker 3: changing of the leaves and trick or treat.
Speaker 9: I'll go changing of the leaves.
Speaker 2: Okay, changing is a very topical why not? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, not not where we are. But okay, we'll put
Speaker 3: you down for that. So very good. That's some time
Speaker 3: on the clock. How much time do we have?
Speaker 7: Again?
Speaker 4: We have forty five seconds? Andrew and Ben. You're gonna
Speaker 4: go first.
Speaker 2: Andrew, Now we should explain with this ketch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna tell him right now. Andrew, back
Speaker 4: to school. It's the best college quarterbacks of all time. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, here we go forty five seconds on the clock.
Speaker 4: Ben looks ready, go all right?
Speaker 3: Former Bronco quarterback, he's got funny teeth.
Speaker 2: Looks like a horse, all right.
Speaker 3: Boston College legend played with the New England Patriots in
Speaker 3: the Canadian Football League.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 3: Former Florida quarterback. He prays after every touchdown. He's out
Speaker 3: of the NFL.
Speaker 2: Now, won the High Yes that's correct. Broadway. Played for
Speaker 2: the Jets back in the sixties. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Former USC quarterback in the heyday at USC. Now he's
Speaker 3: a commentator on Fox Television. Played with Reggie Bush. Yes
Speaker 3: that's correct.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Former Texas quarterback won a national championship. Played with the
Speaker 3: Tennessee Titans. Now he's out of the NFL. He went bankrupt.
Speaker 3: Loves the cheesecake factory. Former Texas quarterback, all right, that
Speaker 3: was we were looking for.
Speaker 2: Vince Young. He loves the cheesecake. Yeah, he went bankrupt
Speaker 2: eating at the chief case.
Speaker 8: You would take like hundreds of people.
Speaker 2: It was very generous, nice guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, you guys got one hundred and sixty
Speaker 5: points the right.
Speaker 4: That's not not that okay, Ryan, are you ready?
Speaker 9: That's a tough competition. I'm going to do the best
Speaker 9: they can.
Speaker 4: Your category you chose is changing of the leaves. It's
Speaker 4: famous athletes who change teams after playing at least ten
Speaker 4: years for their original team. All right, Eddie you ready?
Speaker 8: I am ready?
Speaker 4: Forty five seconds on the clot go all right.
Speaker 8: Arguably the greatest basketball player of all time started with
Speaker 8: the Bulls, ended with the Wizards.
Speaker 9: Michael Jordan's all right.
Speaker 8: Hall of Fame wide receivers started with the forty nine Ers,
Speaker 8: ended up there, right, Hall of Fame running back started
Speaker 8: with the Cowboys and his creer all right. Current Angel
Speaker 8: Slugger was a star with the Cardinals. Former NBA center
Speaker 8: starred with the Knicks, played at Georgetown. I think he
Speaker 8: ended his career with maybe Houston. Human highlight film start
Speaker 8: with the Hawks. I think he finished his career with
Speaker 8: the Clippers.
Speaker 9: Maybe yes.
Speaker 8: And finally, former NFL defensive back he was a star
Speaker 8: with the Eagles and finished his career with the Broncos.
Speaker 8: Can we accept just the last dame?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think we can need the whole name,
Speaker 4: the whole name.
Speaker 2: Because he got one of those.
Speaker 3: He gave the last name also, so I don't know
Speaker 3: how we handle this year, right, He didn't give Patrick.
Speaker 4: Pretty sure he knew we'll give him that one, but
Speaker 4: he needed Dawkins first names Yeah, after the buzzer though, Well,
Speaker 4: either way, you away.
Speaker 8: Good job. Ryan were in the league two forty That
Speaker 8: was a good job. Let's start.
Speaker 3: You had an easier category than me, though, here we
Speaker 3: go me. No, I'm just pointing out that was an
Speaker 3: easier category.
Speaker 8: Then blame Andrew for picking a harder Cady.
Speaker 2: Andrew, I blame you.
Speaker 7: There you go.
Speaker 4: Okay, Ryan, you're in luck because the way this game works,
Speaker 4: you get to choose first. Since you're in the lead,
Speaker 4: you have Fall Classic or Trick or Treat. I'm going
Speaker 4: to go Fall Classic, Fall Classic, Okay, and Andrew. That's
Speaker 4: going to leave you with trick or Treat. Okay, Ryan,
Speaker 4: you're back to back. Here you go first Fall Classic.
Speaker 4: MLB players involved in the current playoff race Eddie, forty
Speaker 4: five seconds on the clock.
Speaker 8: You're ready, I'm ready, Go Yankees. DH did a lot
Speaker 8: of steroids. A Rod Okay, Angels outfielder, arguably the face
Speaker 8: of baseball right now.
Speaker 9: Trout Mike Trout.
Speaker 8: Okay, Pittsburgh outfielder. Former NL m VP Andrew McCutcheon, Toronto outfielder.
Speaker 8: We love to play his drop of his last name
Speaker 8: on the show. Former Philly shortstop now plays for the Dodgers.
Speaker 6: I'm Jimmy Rowland.
Speaker 9: No, I'm not sure.
Speaker 8: Uh all right. A Kurt Houston outfielder, little tiny guy,
Speaker 8: but a really good hitter.
Speaker 2: He lost me on the after.
Speaker 8: Okay, outfielder for the Twins, played for the Angels, then
Speaker 8: the Tigers, then back to the Twins. Yes, uh, let's
Speaker 8: go back to that. Do we get Do we get
Speaker 8: that or not? Coopy?
Speaker 4: No, I don't you know he said that?
Speaker 2: He said, he said no, never mind, So I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think we can give you that one. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I have tough break. Trust me. I'm I'm always rooting
Speaker 2: against Ben. But shut up with that.
Speaker 8: I mean, you said Jimmy Rollins, Ryan, but then you
Speaker 8: said no, but it is Jimmy Rawlins.
Speaker 4: I was, I was backing out man.
Speaker 2: It's a strong showing.
Speaker 8: Jose L TV was the Houston outfielder you did not know.
Speaker 3: And Annie, when you say Yankee d h on stairs,
Speaker 3: it could be anybody.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a lot of he got it all right, Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I don't agree that the enemy in total of four
Speaker 2: points here?
Speaker 8: How much was that coup?
Speaker 2: Four hundred and four hundred and.
Speaker 3: Forty Alright, it's all right, we got this right, and
Speaker 3: this gonna be a draft.
Speaker 8: I think you're gonna have to run the table here though, Andrew.
Speaker 2: This could be a walk off win. Andrew.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, Andrew, how many points does he need?
Speaker 7: Coop?
Speaker 9: Do you know?
Speaker 2: I don't care. We'll get him all all right, we'll
Speaker 2: get him, all.
Speaker 8: Right, We'll see. I don't know if even that's enough.
Speaker 4: Love the confidence, Andrew trick or treat it's players with
Speaker 4: sweet nicknames, as Napoleon Dynamite would say, all right, ready, Ben,
Speaker 4: forty five seconds on the clock.
Speaker 2: Mals amount of money? Go all right?
Speaker 3: Former heismooner from USC he killed two people, cut their
Speaker 3: heads off?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: No, you idiot?
Speaker 2: All right pass.
Speaker 3: Captain of the Yankees, Captain of the Yankee just he just returned,
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Uh? The male man for the Utah up. Yes, Philadelphia
Speaker 3: seventy six er legend. He's a guard out of Georgetown,
Speaker 3: little guard, all right, very good named Megatron with the
Speaker 3: Lion his name Megatron?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Notice the glove point guard with the Sonics back in
Speaker 3: the day. Yes, and uh, most championships play with the
Speaker 3: Lakers and the Rockets. Uh, small forward with the Lakers
Speaker 3: and the Rockets back in the in the late early
Speaker 3: nineties mid nineties, won all seven Carson, Andrew, you big
Speaker 3: Carson Palmer.
Speaker 4: People said, up, big bo, Big Ben has a newly
Speaker 4: minted Raiders fan. You should agree with that because he
Speaker 4: left our team to go to the Cardinals and he
Speaker 4: won their first game. Screw you, Carson Palmer.
Speaker 8: I mean that was so I thought you were going
Speaker 8: to win that when you needed that hundred though, Ben.
Speaker 2: Right, that hundred would have given you guys to win.
Speaker 3: But instead it was Robert Or we were looking for
Speaker 3: and still dollars Mountain of money champion.
Speaker 6: Robert never quit for a Celtic.
Speaker 8: What's a quiet you lost? Ryan and Eddie.
Speaker 9: Never for Celtics.
Speaker 3: I didn't say the Celtics. I said he played with
Speaker 3: the Lakers and the Rocket. That's what I said, Lakers
Speaker 3: and Rockets.
Speaker 4: And all right, it was a really really good game
Speaker 4: on both Ryan, well done. Who was the player that
Speaker 4: it's over Andrew. It's over Andrew.
Speaker 8: If we have to tell you that it.
Speaker 2: Was, it was. Yeah.
Speaker 8: I mean, you're good at the game and all, but
Speaker 8: come on.
Speaker 2: Now google it. All right, thank you, Andrew.
Speaker 3: We've got to use that as a drop that that's
Speaker 3: one of the thank you Ryan, good luck with the book.
Speaker 2: That's one of the Great Moments and.
Speaker 8: Yes, really dropped the ball away with murder.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll puck the world. Maybe we'll do it next.
Speaker 9: The Ben Maler Show, Great Britain's Biggest and Best at
Speaker 9: Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: I have a people in my box right now.
Speaker 3: Bro, Not only am I a coward, I am the
Speaker 3: biggest coward on the planet.
Speaker 5: Both teams are garbage. I'm gonna have Jamie Ben.
Speaker 8: You're gonna have the congratulations.
Speaker 2: Played for the Orioles has a porn stash.
Speaker 5: What I went to I went to school dressed up
Speaker 5: as a as a giant tampon.
Speaker 4: The head is good, but the hump is thick, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Six line tribute to Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper, a legend,
Speaker 3: legend who passed away over the weekend. And the way
Speaker 3: this works, we've had all six lines now Phil calling lines.
Speaker 3: The Fox Sports Radio are completely full and we will
Speaker 3: give our six line salute to Rowdy Roddy Piper and
Speaker 3: a celebrity joining the six line tribute.
Speaker 2: Yes, we have pulled out Danny G. Radio. He's gonna
Speaker 2: be my line six. How about that? A legend, Danny G.
Speaker 9: Big Ben. I'm a longtime button pusher, first time caller. Yeah,
Speaker 9: you know, I would say that the Hall of Famer
Speaker 9: Rowdy Roddy Piper was Canada's best gift to us and
Speaker 9: he affected my life, unfortunately for me, not so great
Speaker 9: for my older brother. It was a good day. We
Speaker 9: were in elementary school. He picked me up in our
Speaker 9: backyard body, slammed me on a pile of rocks and shouted,
Speaker 9: I'm Rowdy.
Speaker 10: Roddy Piper is a man, yes, a big man.
Speaker 7: He's got as well as shand gives them a sporting you.
Speaker 7: Ben Mallor is a man.
Speaker 1: It's a big man, Big Ben here everywhere.
Speaker 7: For you, and he from the Dodger cap on the
Speaker 7: top of all men to the heel of his Costco shoes.
Speaker 7: He's the rip.
Speaker 3: Roaring as sports talkingist man the world has ever knew.
Speaker 7: Ben Mallor is a.
Speaker 1: Man, yes, a big man, and he never forgets to
Speaker 1: bring along gainst Babel crew.
Speaker 7: There's a Garcy on the coop, Tulup, Jimmy g Radio tube.
Speaker 7: These guys are better than the best an crew you
Speaker 7: would I have ever knew. Ben Mallor is a man, yes,
Speaker 7: a bee man, Big Ben in the air everywhere for you, and.
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely naked right now.
Speaker 4: Ah the man enjoy me.
Speaker 3: He blew me off at a hotel near lax God
Speaker 3: bless truly. The paper boys, security guards and truck drivers
Speaker 3: ain't got a nazy girl.
Speaker 4: Well a couple of quick takeaways here. As you can tell,
Speaker 4: my laptop is like a malor museum, so at a
Speaker 4: moment's notice, I can pull like great moments, great show moments,
Speaker 4: and drops.
Speaker 7: I'm a doctor.
Speaker 4: Even though it's the morning time. It is hot as
Speaker 4: hell in Vegas. Ben texted that he has no connection
Speaker 4: right now. For those of you who don't think we
Speaker 4: do it the weekend of you can suck it. Maybe
Speaker 4: I should play some anti Clippers drops right now? You
Speaker 4: got the con door?
Speaker 2: What? What?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: Just like that?
Speaker 6: Sure a Clipper fan.
Speaker 9: The only thing you're gonna win is passwords.
Speaker 4: We will hear all about Las Vegas and the meet
Speaker 4: and greet on Friday's edition of The Fifth Hour. Ben
Speaker 4: will be driving back today and he will be back
Speaker 4: on the show tonight, so don't miss that. And I
Speaker 4: will be back with Covino and Rich for a fun
Speaker 4: Monday afternoon show from two to four pm on the
Speaker 4: West Side that's five to seven pm in beautiful Charlotte,
Speaker 4: North Carolina. Until Benny is back on this podcast Friday,
Speaker 4: it's Danny G signing off. Austa pasta, got a murder.
Speaker 6: I gotta go.