1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:01,280 Speaker 1: In today's phone tap. 2 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 2: What happens when you work at a pet store and 3 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 2: your manager comes to you and says, have you noticed 4 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 2: there's been some really weird customers coming in here lately? 5 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 2: You contact us and you say, can Jose act even 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 2: weirder than he already is. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 1: In normal life? Yes? I get amazing. 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's the most ridiculous question ever, because 9 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 2: of course hose can turn down from you in your 10 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 2: phone tap right now. 11 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the twenties. 12 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 3: Aquarium in Pets. This is fella speaking, good. 13 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 4: Eye, what the john dorry to you? 14 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:36,879 Speaker 3: Excuse me? 15 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: Pardon me? Sometimes I forget I'm not in Australia anymore. 16 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: My name's Allie. Pleasure to mate you. 17 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,279 Speaker 3: Nice to meet you, Ali. How can I help you? 18 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: Am I speaking with the manager? A? Yes, gotcha? 19 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 4: So look, oh, I was in your store the other day, 20 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 4: tooling around with my friend Mingo, and Mingo says to me, 21 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 4: He says, a, Olie, do you know if you lick 22 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,399 Speaker 4: a sitting type of toad it can make you. 23 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: Feel funny all over? 24 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 4: Okay, so that reminded me actually in the app back 25 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:12,680 Speaker 4: where I'm from, Oh, I licked a toad once, and 26 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,039 Speaker 4: it made me feel strange and tingly all the way down. 27 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: Timmy Gobler's. 28 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 3: Ollie, where is this going? 29 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 4: So the passing at the register wasn't looking right, so 30 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:24,320 Speaker 4: Mingo tried. 31 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 1: To lick one. 32 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 3: Wait in our store, That's what I'm saying. 33 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: He licked one of your toads. 34 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 3: Pretty fine, it's not funny. Actually, no one should be 35 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 3: licking anything at our store, especially the animals. Right. 36 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: Well, I wish you would have had a sewing that 37 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: said that. 38 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 3: I didn't know that one. 39 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: For that. 40 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 3: I think it's pretty self explanatory. 41 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: Well, I mean it would have been helpful either way. 42 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 4: We bought a bunch of these twiny little crocus, all 43 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 4: different coins, took them over to my place, right. 44 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god, licked every single one of him and nothing. 45 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: I didn't even feel a twin. Jimmy Mushi's didn't whack. 46 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 3: If you are asking for a refund, we don't do 47 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 3: that here at this store. 48 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'm not looking for a refund, all right. 49 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: My issue is my wife. 50 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 3: I don't understand what this has anything to do with 51 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,359 Speaker 3: my pet store. 52 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: Well I'll explain. She's a wonderful Sheila. 53 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 4: She's tough as an ox and she can box better 54 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 4: than a cano and crack. 55 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 1: But what the tray? 56 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 3: She's not a look at Oh okay, not very. 57 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: Easy on the oys. 58 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 3: I'm so busy right now. I don't understand what you're 59 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 3: trying to tell me. 60 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 4: Right now, I'm hoping you have another type of toad 61 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 4: or or a fish in the back of some type 62 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 4: of critic that I can lick that will make me 63 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 4: see my wife in a different loid. Are you joking? No, 64 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 4: I really need something, or I'll spend a pretty penny 65 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 4: on it too. 66 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 3: Let me let me get this right. You're calling me 67 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 3: because you came to my store, licked a toad and 68 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 3: tried to hallucinate to change how your wife looks. 69 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 4: Correct, I licked a bench of him. One of them 70 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,959 Speaker 4: are kissed on the mouth. He made eye contact. He 71 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 4: was kind of weird. Mingo liked it, though he couldn't 72 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 4: stop looking at the nil little baby eyes. He likes 73 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 4: critics in Australia. Actually, the frogs sometimes they'll try to catch. 74 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: You and lick you. 75 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 3: No, that's just actually inaccurate. 76 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 4: Look, I don't even have to hallucinight, even in some 77 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 4: type of temporary blindness. 78 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: Oh, I just need to get the vision out of my. 79 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 3: Eys, the vision of your wife. 80 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: Correct. Now we're on the same page. You're a bright one, 81 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: that's why you're the manager. 82 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you something. I have a line 83 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 3: queuing right now and I do not have time for this. 84 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 3: So I think you talk to a medical professional, but 85 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 3: not for what you think. You need to talk to 86 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 3: them for you and help. 87 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 4: Well, I don't quite understand what that means, but you're 88 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 4: I'm also running out of time. This is the end 89 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 4: of the prank phone call, so I about to hang 90 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 4: up on you. But you've been of no help at all. 91 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: You do I hope you know that? 92 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 3: Did you just say crank phone boy? Shit? 93 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: Did do they do? Thys? 94 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 4: And you have Poults too, because they're on from in Australia. 95 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 4: We do a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the 96 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 4: Morning and you got set up for a prank me, lady, 97 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 4: you're a coworker. 98 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: Jeremy set you up. I don't have an Australian excitent. 99 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 4: Yeh yeah, this is actually Jise for Brook and Jeffrey 100 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 4: in the Morning. Your friend Jeremy said, you've been getting 101 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 4: a lot of weirdos in the pet story. 102 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 3: Lately, so many weirdos. Oh my god, you will not believe. 103 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 4: All right, well, coin to do believe? I mean, think 104 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 4: about it. If you have some noise low toads and 105 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,839 Speaker 4: then in the back section. 106 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 3: I would like to give him a lickt like are 107 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 3: toes and don't solet anyone to come here and lick them. Believe, 108 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 3: for the love of God. 109 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 4: Wait a minute, did you say toes? Oh that's what 110 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 4: me Wifelys as well. Now you see my problem. 111 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 3: Oh no, wake up. 112 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 1: Every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings on the twenties, 113 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,919 Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.