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Speaker 1: Today up by smuggling drugs into Indonesia and almost getting

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Speaker 1: life in prison or worse. Actually, we have the idiot

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Speaker 1: that did this right here. We're going to analyze his

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Speaker 1: voice because we're currently in a country where he could

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Speaker 1: be put to death. That's true. Also, we I think

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Speaker 1: we need to come up with a name. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: call that. We're going to do box head, box head.

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Speaker 2: Articuda articudo articuda articudo article.

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Speaker 1: You're not calling you articudo boxhead, calling him box head?

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Speaker 1: All right, box head? So how did you? How did

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Speaker 1: you do this? This dumb ship?

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Speaker 3: So here we go.

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Speaker 1: There it is so.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, I can't see. This is so cute.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. That is so close to the bag,

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Speaker 1: but it's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: It is there you go.

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Speaker 1: You're hot boxing, hot boxing that box box head.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's the only way to do it to most

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Speaker 3: bolways known as the Island of the Gods. But to me,

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Speaker 3: my first few days here were absolutely hateous, and I decided,

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Speaker 3: as a as a marijuana smoker, that I would bring

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Speaker 3: some some of these marijuanas over into my check bag

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Speaker 3: to this island.

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Speaker 1: Wait, where were you traveling from?

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Speaker 3: Where? I was traveling from another country in Asia where

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Speaker 3: and where it was legal, where it was legal. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and uh, you know, I thought that it wouldn't be

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Speaker 3: an issue if I was sneaky. So I see my bag,

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Speaker 3: my bag come off the baggage claim and there's no

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Speaker 3: there's no issues. I grabbed the bag and I'm walking

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Speaker 3: towards the edge of the airport and I think I'm

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Speaker 3: They do like these random bag bag checks. He pulls

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Speaker 3: my bag out, he opens up everything, pulls out all

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Speaker 3: my clothes. He's like looking at my ship.

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Speaker 1: At this point, do you know what's like in there?

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Speaker 1: Like are you worried?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm shitting my pants. I mean my pants

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Speaker 3: are currently like dry. But like, it was very it

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Speaker 3: was very scary. I mean my heart, my heart's pounding.

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Speaker 1: Because because you knew there were there was marijuana in there.

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Speaker 1: I knew, and you knew that there was the death

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Speaker 1: penalty in Indonesia, I for marijuana.

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 1: I did, and and you still decided to break to

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Speaker 1: bring the drugs in.

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Speaker 3: So to be fair, I actually thought I had less

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Speaker 3: drugs than I did.

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Speaker 1: But it's the death penalty.

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Speaker 3: Right, But I thought the amount that I had would

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Speaker 3: be a little. I've paid off the police here before,

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Speaker 3: you know, they really just want cash. This this was

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Speaker 3: not my first time.

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Speaker 1: Paying on your first rodeo.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't even my second. It wasn't even his seventh,

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Speaker 3: No realistic number four four times I've the police here,

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Speaker 3: never in the amount.

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Speaker 1: That What were the amounts beforehand? And what were the

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Speaker 1: things you did?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? First thing was some cop just targeted me. He

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Speaker 3: said that I was like riding too close to like

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Speaker 1: How much did he pay for that one?

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Speaker 3: Like maybe like ten bucks? Second one, I was slightly impaired, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: ten bucks actually. And then third one was I overstayed

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Speaker 3: my visa, Yeah, because last time I was here. Bali

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Speaker 3: is a primarily Muslim in Hindu country, and Muslim celebrate

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Speaker 3: they're not working. And I went to the visa office

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Speaker 3: and there was no one there.

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Speaker 1: And they just couldn't get a visa.

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Speaker 3: I just literally couldn't get one.

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Speaker 1: And so how much did you have to pay.

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Speaker 3: That, I think like forty five dollars.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so it's been ten dollars, ten dollars and forty

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Speaker 1: five dollars. So you're thinking, Okay, yes, got caught with drugs,

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Speaker 1: but I can pay like twenty bucks and then they

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was taking like one hundred at the most.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your life is worth a hundred dollars to the Indonesia.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there's a Bugo deal going on. Yeah yeah, another prisoner.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, what guys, could we do a little.

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Speaker 3: Too for one And and so he's pulling out the

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Speaker 3: literally hadn't seen in so long. Like the craziest part.

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Speaker 3: He's like, he's like, did you know about this? And

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Speaker 3: I was like, it's mine, but no, like I didn't

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Speaker 2: The weed tool or the app box of secrets, the tool,

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Speaker 2: the tool, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: And uh yeah, I know I showed him my tool

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Speaker 3: and well he did see my tool.

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Speaker 1: But we're getting we're getting there.

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Speaker 3: And so he pulled that out. I was like, uh

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Speaker 3: for tobacco.

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Speaker 1: And then they do have like because they have tobacco grinders.

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Speaker 3: Right, I don't know a single person on the face

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Speaker 3: of the earth that's ever used a grinder for tobacco.

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Speaker 3: But besides the point, their soul has tobacco grinder. And

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Speaker 3: he opens it up, Like I said, I hadn't seen

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Speaker 3: his grinder, and forever I was like, oh, there it went.

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Speaker 3: And he opens it up and lo and behold, there's

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Speaker 3: you know, a little bit of the devil's lettuce and

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Speaker 3: the devil's lett come on. So he puts it aside.

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Speaker 3: He also, I take a I take some medication and

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Speaker 3: it's a white powder. So you know, they were sketched

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Speaker 3: about that. They had to test that it wasn't cocaine.

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Speaker 3: I would never smuggle cocaine internationally.

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Speaker 1: Now maybe in the past.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, never, because because the Lax the dogs

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Speaker 3: are they're not weed dogs, one hundred percent positive. They're

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Speaker 3: not weed dogs. By the way, They are just bomb

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Speaker 3: dogs and coke dogs. And I know this because every

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Speaker 3: So there's no way that they're weed dogs. There's not

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Speaker 3: a chance, I can with full confidence. And so he

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Speaker 3: puts the gardener to the side. He starts pulling out

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Speaker 3: the rest of my shop. At this point, they're like,

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Speaker 3: he's got like stuff on him. We're really going to

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Speaker 3: he finds the main event, if you will. And in

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Speaker 3: this main event, which was sealed vacuum sealed, how much

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Speaker 3: we're talking? Like, so we're talking, so I actually thought

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Speaker 1: Like, how much weed are we talking?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm saying I originally thought I bought two grams seven,

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like kind of it's not that's not nothing.

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Speaker 3: It's not nothing. And so I'm like fuck. And then

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Speaker 3: I was like, uh those are cigarettes? Like that was

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Speaker 3: yeah for sure. And then uh so at this point

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Speaker 3: he had already taken my passport because they take your

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Speaker 3: passport before they search you. Yeah, so he takes everything

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Speaker 3: I have. He takes all the like contraband and puts

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Speaker 3: it in like a little little gray gray bit. And

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Speaker 3: so it was the weed at this point, it's the

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Speaker 3: a white powder form, which I'm not worried about. At

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Speaker 3: this point, he says, we need, we need to take

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Speaker 3: you into uh an interrogation room. He didn't call it that,

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Speaker 3: but I knew it also said interrogation. Nice.

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Speaker 1: So so you're are you still shitting your pants?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Are you eating? Progressively? More worried?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, really is worried, as scared as I could be,

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Speaker 3: but nothing would prepare me for.

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Speaker 1: What happened next.

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Speaker 3: What happened next? And you know, they put me in

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Speaker 1: What was in the room?

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Speaker 3: In the room, there's no windows. The door is locked,

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Speaker 3: open it from the outside. There's posters of people like

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Speaker 3: without their heads, they're blurred out, and they're also naked

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Speaker 3: like it's super super scared, and it had all of

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Speaker 3: their charges on there. I remember one being diamonds diamond smuggling,

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Speaker 3: which I thought was really interesting.

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Speaker 1: What what like too many diamonds, Like, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I actually don't see how that's illegal. Maybe it was

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Speaker 3: too many diamonds. I know, there's a lot. It's like

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Speaker 3: I'm not so sure. So there was that. There was

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Speaker 3: just all of it. And I go in there and

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Speaker 3: really sorry. He's like the guy was like I said

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Speaker 3: those were He's like, you said those were cigarettes and

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna try and bullshit anything like at this point,

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Speaker 3: I need to own up. I need to just be accountable.

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Speaker 3: I need to be like I fucked up, you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Why did you make that decision instead of like trying

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I never really lied, Sam. I just cried

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Speaker 3: about the tobacco grinds, sir. But that was it. I

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Speaker 3: didn't I didn't feel like I felt like if I

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Speaker 3: that's clearly I mean, they're not stupid. You know, what's

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Speaker 3: the point in lying? Like they caught me Yeah, that

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Speaker 3: of would have lost respect, you know. And it's like,

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Speaker 3: if anything, I wanted to earn their respect at least,

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Speaker 3: you know, if if anything's gonna happen, I want them

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Speaker 3: So you know, I own up to everything. At this point,

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Speaker 3: they they put me on a wall and they perform

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Speaker 3: a cavity search a dry black nylon glow.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what did they say? What do they what are

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Speaker 1: they like to show you?

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Speaker 3: Like, they show you a like a thing, like basically

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Speaker 3: a thing in like it was in like ten different languages,

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Speaker 3: saying that they had the right to put their finger

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Speaker 3: read this, damn okay, And they did it.

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Speaker 1: And it was how do they do it?

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Speaker 3: Black nylon glove?

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Speaker 1: Did you have to like, did did they strip you

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Speaker 1: down or did you just do like a little booty peek?

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Speaker 3: No, completely naked?

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Speaker 1: Completely, You're completely naked.

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Speaker 3: Blood naked, blood naked. They searched my clothes too, after

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Speaker 3: I took off my clothes. They like searched the pockets, everything,

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember, and uh yeah, they have searched me.

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Speaker 3: They sent me back down. They weighed all my they

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Speaker 3: let me put my clothes on, they weighed everything. And

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Speaker 2: But I can hear you he's using all the oxygen

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Speaker 3: If it's yeah, that's proper, boy, Yeah, yeah, that's proper.

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Speaker 3: right right. And I sit down and he's like, let's

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Speaker 3: And I know I got lucky. I've heard of you know,

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Speaker 3: So yeah, and he hands me the jan Sport. Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, how the fuck. I was like, you stupid

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Speaker 3: piece of shit. I was like, you're such a fucking idiot.

436
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Speaker 3: Right now, He's like, you know, I'm looking at myself

437
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,840
Speaker 3: and I'm like, just a fucking idiot, you know, And

438
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,120
Speaker 3: I'm watching myself shovel money from my little fanny pack

439
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,800
Speaker 3: into this fake jan sport to pay my life away,

440
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,040
Speaker 3: and you know it back out, he goes into the bathroom.

441
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 3: He couldn't have counted all the money. There's no shot.

442
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,720
Speaker 3: I mean there's seventy five million.

443
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 1: It would have taken him seven seventy five million id R,

444
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 1: which is like five thousand dollars.

445
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So it was a lot and it looked

446
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,440
Speaker 3: like a lot of money too, So I think he

447
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 3: kind of liked it and was like this looks about right.

448
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 3: But it comes back out. He gives me back my passport,

449
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 3: and you know, he's still like wanted to talk. He

450
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 3: wanted to talk American Poultic.

451
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Speaker 2: I wanted to know, like like what, yeah, what Specifically

452
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 2: he was talking to me like.

453
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Speaker 3: I was his boy, like and I was like, you

454
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,919
Speaker 3: just made his day. Yeah, And he asked me if

455
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 3: I wanted to grab a beer with him.

456
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Speaker 1: It was just super like beers on him, yeah, right,

457
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 1: all two dollars.

458
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just so weird. And then he asked

459
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Speaker 3: me if I had any questions for him, and I did.

460
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 3: I had I had two questions questions. I had two questions.

461
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Speaker 3: My first question was are you going to split this money?

462
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 3: And the answer was yes, that he's going to split

463
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 3: with three people, but that no one else knew, okay.

464
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 3: And my second question was have you ever smoked weed?

465
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Speaker 3: At this point of how my passport back? So I'm like,

466
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck, like I'm out of here.

467
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 3: And he laughs and he's like, yeah, I have. And

468
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Speaker 3: I was like, bro, like really.

469
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Speaker 1: Like and that's why he didn't put you to death?

470
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Speaker 3: Dude, I think so. I think so. And you asked him,

471
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Speaker 3: You asked.

472
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Speaker 1: Him smoked weed?

473
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Speaker 3: If he had smoked weed before, and he's like yeah,

474
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Speaker 3: I think he said twice like he had done it.

475
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Speaker 1: Wow. Wow.

476
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Speaker 3: I was like, man, that's crazy. And then we just

477
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Speaker 3: we go our separate ways. I go, I walk out

478
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Speaker 3: of there. I walked across the street to the Indo

479
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Speaker 3: Mart and I sat on the curb and just like stared.

480
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,959
Speaker 3: I was like, it was so just like a really

481
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 3: weird I've never had like like emotions like this before.

482
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Speaker 3: It was just very weird. Like, I felt really angry

483
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Speaker 3: with myself for like, I just felt stupid. I felt

484
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Speaker 3: really stupid. That's what it was. I just felt like

485
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 3: an idiot. And it wasn't a good feeling because I

486
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 3: don't think I'm an idiot, but I acted like And

487
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 3: I went and I bought a pack of darts, and

488
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,959
Speaker 3: I sat on the curb of the Indome and just

489
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 3: find ripped darts until I got a ride home.

490
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Speaker 1: And so from that point on, you decide to get

491
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: rid of all your weed paraphernalia, so nothing like this

492
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: would happen ever again, right.

493
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, So it's it's yeah,

494
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 4: it's mostly gun.

495
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Speaker 3: I'll drink to that.

496
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Speaker 1: Well, box Head, it's been lovely having you open this episode.

497
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Speaker 5: To you and your adventures.

498
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Speaker 1: You have no more, but if you do come back

499
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Speaker 1: on the show, please we will find you in any

500
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 1: corner of the world. Just PLoP on a street with you. Well,

501
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: that's an opener. Should we get into the next story,

502
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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

503
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 3: This is one of the funniest things that I said

504
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 3: off for it, one of my one liners. And I'm

505
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 3: going to CBS and I'm buying some condoms. The lady

506
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 3: looks at me. She goes, you want to back for that.

507
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 3: I go, no, she's not that, and she was not

508
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 3: even a chuckle. But I thought it was like it

509
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 3: was like instinct, like I said it, and I was like, damn, dude,

510
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Speaker 3: I don't know if I.

511
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Speaker 1: Would understand it in that context if I was a

512
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,120
Speaker 1: lady at CBS trying to give you.

513
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Speaker 3: Condoms, no, dude, and it's like late at night, like

514
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 3: I'm being a fucking scumbag, Like I probably bought like

515
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 3: a thing of condoms in like a gold for loco

516
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 3: who knows, Like at sixteen, I literally bought status.

517
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Speaker 6: I never bought condoms in high school, but just once

518
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Speaker 6: with my boy, just to support him, so it wasn't

519
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 6: like it as one.

520
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I also one time got away from my mom

521
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 3: doesn't care that I smoke weed now, but I hid

522
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 3: my boy hid our weed in like a condom box

523
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 3: and my mom was like, are you guys smoking weed?

524
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 3: And she's like, what's in your bag? And my friend

525
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 3: just pulled out the condoms and it was like, it's

526
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 3: just cond because we're being kind of suss And then

527
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 3: my boy pulled out the condoms and it was like

528
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 3: it was just condoms. Like, we just want you to know.

529
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Speaker 3: My mom was like so psych she was like I'm

530
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 3: so glad, like you guys are using those and like

531
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 3: little did she know it was just raw dogs City.

532
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Speaker 6: That's some pre episode danger for you ladies.

533
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 5: And all right, let's get it.

534
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 3: Let's do it.

535
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 6: My friend fucked our high school secretary. Someone might be

536
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 6: going to jail or worse. Am I the angle?

537
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Speaker 5: I think you deserve to dapt you know, I'm just

538
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Speaker 5: like one of these.

539
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Speaker 6: Go on, come on.

540
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 5: For another story. He comes back from the dead.

541
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Speaker 3: Well, watch out because if there's a sexy secretary, it's over.

542
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I heard you have a sexy secretary right now? Actually,

543
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Speaker 5: is that's true?

544
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Speaker 3: Listen, it could be true. That's true.

545
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Speaker 1: That's true. Man.

546
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Speaker 6: R slash okop show user name Harriet being Baggerson. So

551
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Speaker 6: shout out to you, Hey, we love being back.

552
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Speaker 3: Shout out Harriet being Doggerson.

553
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Speaker 6: Shall we shall we get into this sacked out, let's

554
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 6: do it. So I thirty male, became pretty close friends

555
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 6: fixed Tello junior classmate and I see it back in

556
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 6: the day. We were both seventeen mail at the time.

557
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 6: We will call him Bill. We used to get into

558
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 6: the typical white guy chad type of by oh yeah.

559
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 5: What does that mean?

560
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 1: Like bird dagging chicks and eating hot dogs and making

561
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: smoking darts.

562
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 3: Just gunning natty lights.

563
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 6: It is described as skipping class, smoky read oh, drinking

564
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 6: cheap alcohol, oh, writing and recording of rap songs.

565
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 3: Hey Hey, smoking grass, I'm skipping class, I'm getting ass,

566
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 3: cannot pass.

567
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 6: And being fixated on the opposite section of how to

568
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 6: get away?

569
00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 3: Skipping class, smoking grass and getting ass. That's what it's

570
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 3: all about, That's right.

571
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 1: I bet yeah.

572
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,959
Speaker 3: I love how it was so excluded by the your

573
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 3: own island. Yeah, just falling and balling, Yes, Sir Bonn

574
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 3: and Balding.

575
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: Also, our producer is out working out, and so we

576
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: have Nathan producing pretty second.

577
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 6: So we're digitally liked in school and had a pretty

578
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 6: good reputation with our fellow classmates, albeit class Bounds was

579
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 6: still relatively occupy nice. During this time, there was a

580
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 6: secretary forty seventh.

581
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 3: We won't that's perfect. That's prime man.

582
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 5: Dude, right after not in heat.

583
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:48,239
Speaker 1: What's the what's the thing called where you stop having periods, metopause, metapod.

584
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, well she's met to keep going.

585
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 6: And it was known amongst a decent percentage of classmates

586
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 6: that Donna was rather flirty with some of the guys

587
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 6: and she was suffered from some sort of midlife crisis

588
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 6: forty twenty one Tycho Syndyl Damn.

589
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Donna's hornyn horny.

590
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 6: But she was still pretty cool then the left. So

591
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 6: multiple encounters and runnings happened between Derek and Donna, And

592
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 6: when I say it, encounters and runs, Jill and ADAFs

593
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 6: like Derek's.

594
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 3: Oh, sounds like Derek's putting that d and Donna.

595
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 6: And they had the school split into three different groups

596
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 6: of red, white, and gray for whatever reason.

597
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 5: Wait, I don't know what that means either.

598
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,239
Speaker 6: Okay, whether it was Derek getting in trouble and being

599
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 6: sent to the office or running into each other in

600
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 6: the hallway, they became cordial and actually started talking and

601
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 6: flirting quite a bit whenever they run into one another.

602
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so Derek's getting in trouble so you can have

603
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: a loan time with Donna.

604
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 3: Oh.

605
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 6: All of this one day led to Derek getting Donna's number.

606
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 6: It started off slow, with them texting and talking small

607
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 6: during the day.

608
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: Yah, that's crazy that Donna gave a forty seven year

609
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: old woman and giving a high school student there.

610
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 3: Now, I need to know the Riz.

611
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: Sounds like she's like having any life crisis. Said so aptly.

612
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: I feel like your your observation of her horniness.

613
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, she's moister than an oyster. I mean she's

614
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 3: trying to get it. I raised a thirty seven year

615
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 3: old thirty seven when I was twenty two. How was it?

616
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 3: It was incredible? Man?

617
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 5: Did she know whys?

618
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? She I'll tell you what she she? Uh, I

619
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 3: guess we can get cross here she are you guys

620
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 3: familiar with that scene from Avatar where Svender where Yeah,

621
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 3: where Kaitar does the blood bending.

622
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 5: She did some blood bending.

623
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Speaker 3: She blood she I was done, I mean tapped out man,

624
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: and she fucking blood bended my dick.

625
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 5: It was to arise once again, Yes, and she was.

626
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 5: Benjamin Franklin one said, as women cease to be beautiful,

627
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 5: they increase in their utility. Wow, that is what Benjamin

628
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 5: Franklin went, That's gorgeous.

629
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 6: So they were texting small talk during the day, or

630
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 6: Derek joking for her to get him out of class,

631
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 6: but it led into late night flirtatious texts and hits

632
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 6: sent to one another. Let's go to full blown nudies

633
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 6: sexting and each other's fantasies being short.

634
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 5: Let's go full blown nudies.

635
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, I think that this forty

636
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 3: seven year old really appreciates what I've heard. And I

637
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 3: could be wrong. I'm not a forty seven year old.

638
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 3: I'm not a forty seven year old or a woman.

639
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 3: Maybe you'll never know. I'm a box a box, but

640
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 3: I've heard that women are more turned on by word.

641
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 3: So potentially he was really, Yeah, he's saucing it, he's cheffing,

642
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 3: let him cook, Let him cook.

643
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 6: One night when Derek is on my house drinking four logos,

644
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 6: smoking blunts and making music like your check.

645
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 5: That sounds like you man, Boxhead is hysteric.

646
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 6: The few were texting and decided that tonight was some

647
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 6: nights who we get. Derek and Donna agreed to meet up.

648
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 6: Donna came around nine pm. And picked him up from

649
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 6: my house in her brand new sub her husband blind

650
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 6: and had gotten her dealership. And this comes into play later. Yikes,

651
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 6: an hour or so passed, and I'll never forget the

652
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 6: way Derek burst into my back door with Oh he

653
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 6: burst in her back door all right, with a look

654
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 6: that could only be described as pure horrord mixed with

655
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 6: a laxadaisical, blacked out the lank stare, shocked at what

656
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 6: he had just seen and done. He goes on to

657
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 6: explain this night, how he drove to a discrete location,

658
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 6: hopped in the back seat and did the dirty d

659
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 6: or angle everything.

660
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 3: No, wait, dude, angel in the car is handles because

661
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: you have to bring lube.

662
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 5: There's no way she's doing it without liub.

663
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 3: There's no way. No trust me, it's not fun. Now.

664
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 6: Donna wasn't the most attractive woman in the world, but

665
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 6: the idea of being with an older woman is what

666
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 6: Dureau was packed hard. I could tell that he didn't

667
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 6: know how he fell to about. But fast forward a

668
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 6: few weeks.

669
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 3: Told me post nut clarity. The thing is is when

670
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 3: you're in the car and you're finished, and you have

671
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 3: that post nut clarity, and you just you get out

672
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 3: of the backs he and the windows are steamed, and

673
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 3: you just crawl to the front seat and you turn

674
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 3: the ignitionion on and your hands around the wheel, and

675
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 3: you just stare in the distance and you go, what

676
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 3: have I done? That's Derek right now.

677
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 6: Fast forward a few weeks and Derek has Donna racked

678
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 6: around his finger. She would let Derek take her multiple

679
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 6: new cars out during school hours. Bro Donna is finessing

680
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 6: her husband agger, my god, poor god, so kind of

681
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 6: place to smoke and a car to drive while we

682
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 6: skip class, all while she was in the building working. Also,

683
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 6: she would ford the attendance sheets to put him and

684
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 6: I in isschool in school suspension, so that way we

685
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 6: would get calls home from parents from us skipping countleage glasses.

686
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 6: She was essentially they met up about half a dozen

687
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 6: times before the excitement started to wear off for Derek

688
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 6: and he was looking for a way out. But him

689
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 6: being an opportunist and a narcissist, he had to benefit

690
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 6: a little bit more from its adviuys to a plan,

691
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 6: or he would blacknail Donna.

692
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 4: No.

693
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 6: And if she oh my god, is most high school

694
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 6: thing ever? And if she didn't bring him five hundred dollars. Hi,

695
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 6: wie box said. Boss said he would blow up the

696
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,959
Speaker 6: entire situation and tell the school's higher ups what was

697
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 6: going on.

698
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 3: Okayis is nothing?

699
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: It's worth it, dude?

700
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 5: I love how like the theme of these stories is bribing.

701
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 6: Yes, it is, let's just say. Donna was not pleased,

702
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 6: but didn't have much of a choice. So later that day,

703
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 6: Donna drove to a friend of ours house where we

704
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 6: would all be hanging out, to drop out the money.

705
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 6: Derek was too afraid to have a shaved to go

706
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 6: get it, so he convinced our friend, who was completely

707
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 6: oblivious to the situation, go outside and grab something trump

708
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 6: Oh my god not Plus he came back inside the

709
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 6: envelope containing two hundred dollars and was extremely confused. Derek

710
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 6: came clean about what was going on in our strange

711
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 6: shouts that's why she seemed so fast and awkward. But

712
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 6: that was that, and they went their separate way.

713
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 5: How was there more?

714
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 6: Some time had passed and we had all graduated and

715
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 6: everything seemed to be back to normal. I was really

716
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 6: into the stroll from had Dodge to the same high

717
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 6: school as us. We'll call Grivanica. One thing led to

718
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,879
Speaker 6: another and we started to text and eventually being out

719
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 6: a little bit. It was very new, so naturally, on

720
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 6: one of the first sold hangout dates, Monica decided to

721
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 6: bring a friend we'll call her James. I had a

722
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 6: couple of friends over at my place, one of which

723
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 6: being Derek and Monica and a frank. Jamie came over

724
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 6: to have a few drinks and just took I was

725
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 6: the only kid in high school who had us own place,

726
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 6: so my house was kind of the outs box for

727
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 6: that guy.

728
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 3: Stuff.

729
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 6: That night went well, and Monica and I started to

730
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 6: really like each other, oh yeah more. And she brought

731
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 6: Jamie around quite a bit too, since they were childhood

732
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 6: friends and we all got along pretty folks. Derek started

733
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 6: to take a liking to Jamie and a little romance

734
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 6: started to brew. Oh no, the kicker Donna, the secretary

735
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 6: from our school, was actually Jamie's fucking.

736
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 3: Lot, the double dipper Jamie.

737
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 5: He has a crush on Jamie that is the daughter

738
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 5: of Donna.

739
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 6: The Apple Doilt Fall far from the Street. Wow, yeah,

740
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 6: the tight she really does. Once I found that out,

741
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 6: I was shocked and didn't know what to do or

742
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 6: who to tell. I let Derek know, but him being

743
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 6: the sick, twisted fuck that he is, it did discourage

744
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 6: him from still pursuing his newfound relations with Jamie, even

745
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 6: though his wiener had been in her mom's booty and

746
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 6: she had no idea. Monica and I had become very

747
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 6: close and in a serious relationship, so I ended up

748
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 6: coming clean and telling her everything about Derek and Donna,

749
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 6: and both of us contemplated what we should do. Jamie

750
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 6: had self esteem this years, and we knew this news

751
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 6: would absolutely break. We couldn't bring ourselves to tell her,

752
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 6: but we did convince Derek to not take things too

753
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 6: far with Jamie and to break it off before things

754
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 6: dot Nuke's Derek. Oh my god, that didn't happen.

755
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: Oh God.

756
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 6: Derek and Jamie ended up dating and having their own

757
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 6: serious relationship. It even went on a family vacation. Two

758
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 6: point was Jamie's entire family?

759
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: Okay, did Derek fuck Jamie and Donna on that trip?

760
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 6: Dereck Jamie the mom, Donna and the husband, Brian the

761
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 6: daughter and husband having no idea of the betrayal and

762
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 6: disturbing truth that was right under their noses.

763
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

764
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,280
Speaker 6: From what I gathered, Donna was not happy about Derek

765
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 6: dating her daughter and being anywhere near her husbands, but

766
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 6: felt too scared or paroid of the truth coming to

767
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 6: light to forbid any of the interactions in any things

768
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 6: eventually fizzled out, and Derek and Jamie broke up after

769
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,439
Speaker 6: years of living together and mentioned.

770
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: Wives supplied out them years.

771
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 6: The friendship between our two groups died out as well,

772
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 6: this dark secret being the one of the regions. Undoubtedly

773
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 6: is there more update Part two? Oh my god, Jamie

774
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 6: didn't go to the same high school as us, but

775
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 6: our talent is pretty small or connected. She definitely heard

776
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 6: the reverse about her mom, some of which included her

777
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 6: boyfriend Derek. I think half of her thought that they

778
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 6: were just rumors, but a small bit of her might

779
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 6: have known that they were actually true and what kind

780
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 6: of made she was sleeping next to every night. She

781
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 6: ended up hide of building off the rails and is

782
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 6: still a little strange and.

783
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: Troubled to do this day.

784
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 6: Donna ended up getting caught by the other student's girl, Frank,

785
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 6: who went through her boyfriend's phone and found newties of

786
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 6: the secretary that she had sent to him. The student

787
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 6: brought this information to the principal, and the school ended

788
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 6: up making for resign and pretty much covered up the

789
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 6: whole ordeal so the public wouldn't find out and make

790
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 6: a news story out of the whole thing.

791
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 3: Words they covered it up, but Donna couldn't cover it up.

792
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 6: Don't Bryan's serious? His wife did not divorce her, but

793
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 6: took away any phone in or computer she had and

794
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 6: demanded counseling if Donna wanted to keep the marriage alives.

795
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 6: She is pretty much like a slave or a husband

796
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,439
Speaker 6: with no freedom of her olyt to day. I can't

797
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 6: say I blamed him, though I did hear a friend

798
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 6: recently seeing Donna on a tender type of dating.

799
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 3: Now, oh no, Donna a tender type.

800
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 6: Monica and I ended up together and having a beautiful

801
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 6: little girl. I'm wondering, am I the a hole for

802
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 6: not telling Jamie about her boyfriend and mom's dark secret

803
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 6: or forbidden Derek from dating his sugar Mama's daughter? Is

804
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 6: Monica the a ol for our protecting her childhood friend

805
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 6: as soon as she found out? I think we can

806
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 6: all agree that Derek is the avil, But man, was

807
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 6: he effing bold for going through with all.

808
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 5: Of that bro that is so insane.

809
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 3: Dude, that's mental.

810
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yes, Sterk is the asshole. Donna is

811
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: the asshole. Oh, the asshole for not saying anything. I

812
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: don't know if it's his place, like is he is?

813
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: He is friends's close friends with Derek, with Dean.

814
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 5: I think it's his like he said like, hey, you

815
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 5: probably shouldn't do this.

816
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't do more than that.

817
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's bro code, but like at this

818
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 3: it's kind of not his place.

819
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 6: Now now significant other mother of his child, Jamie Monica.

820
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. Monica was best friends Chile did best friends.

821
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: With Jamie, and so I think it's Monica's do you

822
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: need to tell James? Yeah, it's Monica's Do you need

823
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: to tell Jamie?

824
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,439
Speaker 5: But five?

825
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: What a crazy so I think and Monica is a

826
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: little bit of the angle for not telling.

827
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 6: But that's a hmm, that's off for It's it's hard.

828
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: It's definitely hard to tell your best friend that their

829
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: boyfriend boned your mom.

830
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 3: It's hard, not as hard as there.

831
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 5: So we'll get to this next story.

832
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 3: It's