Speaker 1: Start Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Buys,
Speaker 1: start Data. They're making noise Data dot Up. Episode one
Speaker 1: seventy bonus episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yes, when
Speaker 1: you hear this, we might be on vacation. We might.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I'm going, well, yeah, but we don't
Speaker 1: know when people listening to this. Well, when we posted
Speaker 1: this at the beginning of April, we were on vacation.
Speaker 1: True story. But we love you guys, so we gave
Speaker 1: you an episode. Here we go, you know, with the
Speaker 1: other bonus we have right off the bat. I could
Speaker 1: tell I could hear it already, my voice coming back
Speaker 1: to me. You get me twice. So everything I say,
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear twice because it's coming through Brodie's headphones
Speaker 1: because he hasn't he hasn't have that. Now same ship.
Speaker 1: You did not hear that again, I hear it. Well,
Speaker 1: then that's your system. No, it's not. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: get back on this. I'm five ft from the microphone.
Speaker 1: Something's wrong. Some that's wrong. I could tell, well, I don't.
Speaker 1: This is not. This is not no way to kick
Speaker 1: off an episode. I don't want the slices being like, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, Why do I have to listen to that
Speaker 1: like that? My gain is better. I lowered the gain
Speaker 1: a little better. I'll put the microphone a little further away.
Speaker 1: How about that? Now? How about that? How about whatever
Speaker 1: I'm wearing over the your headphones? It has to do
Speaker 1: with your PC and you're not on. No, it doesn't
Speaker 1: have any to do it to PC. You're lying. Okay,
Speaker 1: speaking of Windows computers, my Windows computer got blocked this
Speaker 1: week on Wikipedia. I got blocked, all right. I don't
Speaker 1: want to get too technical, but I went to edit
Speaker 1: um a wiki page, our wiki page, the Elvis Strand
Speaker 1: Morning Show page because some dweeb is making edits and
Speaker 1: changes because they're not referenced. There's no proof of the Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't need proof to Froggy does food news on Thursdays.
Speaker 1: There's no way to prove that other than I'm on
Speaker 1: the show. Okay. So I went to make the chain
Speaker 1: and it says you're blocked for using open proxy server.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. It turns out they think I'm some
Speaker 1: kind of international spy hiding my computer's name or whatever.
Speaker 1: But wait a second, Well, but you are. You're a
Speaker 1: legit cast member. Of the show. Shouldn't you get like
Speaker 1: a blue check mark? But they don't know. They don't
Speaker 1: know that. Theyre's no way that. There's no way to
Speaker 1: know that because I get to I get to write this,
Speaker 1: because I'm writing history as we speak by little but
Speaker 1: actually produced the show. Well, the way Wicked works is
Speaker 1: anyone can change it. I get that. But some dork,
Speaker 1: because they're logged in I can see their name, keeps
Speaker 1: changing our page and making changes that aren't accurate. They
Speaker 1: blocked me. So I wrote back, I go, why you
Speaker 1: blocking me? They said, because you're you're hiding like a spy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not hiding like a spy. They said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're changing your computer name. We can't find you. You're
Speaker 1: blocking your evil whatever. So I'm like, well, I appealed that.
Speaker 1: They blocked me again. I can't make any changes to August.
Speaker 1: I contacted our company. I heart they're looking into it.
Speaker 1: They don't know what's going on. It's I'm blocked. Oh
Speaker 1: good now you so you can't make You must be
Speaker 1: going crazy. You must be hitting the roof the fact
Speaker 1: that you can't sit there and make changes. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: it took a couple of days. But I figured out
Speaker 1: I can just use my phone. But on the phone,
Speaker 1: it's a real pain in the ass because it's just
Speaker 1: it's just much harder on the phone. Anyway, this was
Speaker 1: like Revenge of the Nerds, and I feel like the
Speaker 1: nerds one. I know, Well, listen, if you're an I
Speaker 1: T person or you're you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You don't need to tweet me how to get around it.
Speaker 1: My company is working on it. They guarantee they'd fix it.
Speaker 1: And by the time you hear this, I should be Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. Right now I'm blocked. I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good. They blocked me. I don't know who lives
Speaker 1: in their mother's basement. I'm sorry if you do, and
Speaker 1: you're you're a WICKI changer. But the who's the the
Speaker 1: wiki police? Did they that sit there? Like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: get this person is gonna have a source. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna delete that it cancel that out, and you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, there's gotta be someone there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people out there. This person isn't an admin.
Speaker 1: This person must be a fan of the show, and
Speaker 1: they're finding a way to like make changes that they
Speaker 1: think are important. But if I don't have a reference
Speaker 1: that that we do way back Wednesdays on Wednesdays, you
Speaker 1: delete eat it, get a life, Get a life. If
Speaker 1: you want to correct something or if there's a spelling error,
Speaker 1: that's fine, but you're gonna take off factual information because
Speaker 1: it's not sourced. This isn't a science page. This isn't
Speaker 1: like some government or history of Ben Franklin. It's a
Speaker 1: fucking morning show. Well that's what we're dealing with out there.
Speaker 1: That's what the pandemic has done to people. They sit
Speaker 1: home and you're looking for verification. That's exactly it. You know,
Speaker 1: people need to get out of their houses again and
Speaker 1: open up just a little bit. Yeah, if our page
Speaker 1: says we play who's chewing those chips? Occasionally we play
Speaker 1: Gonna get you're gonna get sighting for that, We're gonna
Speaker 1: put a footnote playing Who's chewing those chips? If you're
Speaker 1: giving really massive form like misinformation out, that's a problem
Speaker 1: that I understand. You delete the person's work. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I need I need proof that that that that they're
Speaker 1: playing a foreign food of foreign dude. That's crazy. I
Speaker 1: can't just write that. Well, all right, I'm in the
Speaker 1: middle of midim packing and as I'm doing the pod today,
Speaker 1: you're going to way tomorrow. This is a bonus episode.
Speaker 1: Let's remind everyone we are on vacation right now as
Speaker 1: we speak. Okay, now I have things to do. I
Speaker 1: have to print out a health visa. I have to
Speaker 1: prove that I got a negative PCR, even though I'll
Speaker 1: explain that to people. Okay, PCR is the is the swab,
Speaker 1: the nose swab test that we all take. You have
Speaker 1: to do, get it done in the lab and sent
Speaker 1: back to you, and then you got to upload that
Speaker 1: information to the in this case the Bahamas travel people.
Speaker 1: The how you because then then you get a travel
Speaker 1: visa based on your negative result, and that says you
Speaker 1: can fly. But I'm like, well, wait a second, I
Speaker 1: got it. I got the vaccine. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: I got the vaccine. We'll talk about that a little bit.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, I got a vax I got a
Speaker 1: vax card. Hello boom. And you know what, they don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. They don't care that this is the
Speaker 1: country's rules of the Bahamas. Thank you so much. I'm
Speaker 1: going to be Yeah, so I have to I have
Speaker 1: to upload this healthy and I gotta print the damn
Speaker 1: thing out with the QR code. So I go to
Speaker 1: my printer and the printers has no ink in it.
Speaker 1: Though the inkspins right up. I can't remember the last
Speaker 1: time I printed something said fuck man. So I walked
Speaker 1: down the down the street and I said, okay, I
Speaker 1: got the Canon Pixmah, give me the ink for that.
Speaker 1: And I saw it on the side of the box
Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, value pack Savings and it says, oh,
Speaker 1: it's got all the colors in it, black and cyanne
Speaker 1: and cayenne, magenta, whatever the hell, yellow, oversized black, whatever.
Speaker 1: So I bought the five pack. Oh my great. So
Speaker 1: I took it home. It was like seventy dollars, fuck
Speaker 1: you Staples, and and and I walked in a seven
Speaker 1: dollars dude, like six bucks on eBay. Really, yeah, you
Speaker 1: get you get the Bootleg inc In the Bootleg cartridges.
Speaker 1: They just put ink in cartridges. Yeah, but my printer
Speaker 1: says it detects when it's fake. It's we think you
Speaker 1: may have a cartridge. I just said, override override. Well,
Speaker 1: well here's I'll tell you what. Though, they got a
Speaker 1: boogie printer. Well this is no surprise. Well, the sixty
Speaker 1: seven dollar value pack of all the colors. So I
Speaker 1: started installing them, and it's a seeing one of the colors.
Speaker 1: It comes with five. There's a five, there's five in
Speaker 1: the picture, there's five in the box I put. I
Speaker 1: installed them. There's six slots. I'm missing fucking purple. Whatever
Speaker 1: the hell the p is? So what are you printing
Speaker 1: when you need purple? Why would you have purple? I
Speaker 1: don't because the printer works in tandem. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a regular well you would think, but the thing is,
Speaker 1: I know I try to run the printer without the
Speaker 1: slot says, oh no, you got an empty slot. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like, you know, you can't chew your food
Speaker 1: without missing a tooth. That's what it's doing. It's telling
Speaker 1: me it's missing a tooth. So I'm sitting here that well,
Speaker 1: now I'm pissed because now because I still can't print
Speaker 1: my travel visa but tomorrow morning, so I'm going crazy.
Speaker 1: So I now I gotta laughter. This podcast is over.
Speaker 1: I got gonna run back out. I gotta find out
Speaker 1: who's got this fucking this ink cartridge that I'm missing
Speaker 1: why and fuck you Canon for selling them but only
Speaker 1: selling the five and not the six. Why would you
Speaker 1: put five in a pack but not include the sixth?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know you have six for this specific
Speaker 1: model printer. It makes no sense. Bro Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why. I don't know what. Okay I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the six pack one to right. It's
Speaker 1: uh right, it's one two life whatever. Yeah, so okay,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the six pack on camp and something
Speaker 1: some website for the six pack because you need them
Speaker 1: all to to work, however you can in their own
Speaker 1: no scary. The purple is not purple, it's it's photo blue. Great,
Speaker 1: photo blue, Go fund yourself with your phone. I don't
Speaker 1: need photo blue to print a QR code. And I
Speaker 1: tried to print the black and white. Thing will not work.
Speaker 1: My computer will not work because it doesn't it's missing
Speaker 1: a cartridge. The thing. Why would Cannon sell It's in
Speaker 1: its own, in its own Pisama world, and it says
Speaker 1: specifically for the PIXMA right. Why wouldn't people don't print?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why, because some people I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: Some people don't print photos and they don't want to
Speaker 1: buy the Photo Inc. They get that, but they make
Speaker 1: it a photo pack, which you didn't buy. And your
Speaker 1: stupid booge printer is insisting on photo Inc. But I
Speaker 1: don't want I'm not printing photos. You must have because
Speaker 1: you're out of Photo Inc. But but the thing is,
Speaker 1: why would you Why would you just sell the five
Speaker 1: packing not the six pack? Okay, because because that ink
Speaker 1: is compatible with other printers that don't print Photo Inc. Correct,
Speaker 1: seven of the printers listed on You bought the Boogie
Speaker 1: one that prince photos even though you have no need
Speaker 1: to print the photo. I bought the Bogie printer. You're saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: you brought the Boogie photo printer. That you don't mean
Speaker 1: because you're not gonna print photos. So your bougie printer
Speaker 1: not only is makes you buy the printer ink for
Speaker 1: the photo It won't work without it. Well that's the problem.
Speaker 1: But I don't really want to print black and white. Well,
Speaker 1: then buy a better, easy to go a printer like
Speaker 1: what happened to the cartridge that was in there to
Speaker 1: put the old one? Oh that's me being a fine citizen.
Speaker 1: I went to go recycle the ship. I actually gave
Speaker 1: it back to them so they have my ship choose
Speaker 1: I'll take that. I'm like, thank you, Well that's what
Speaker 1: you get. That sucks now that now my my computers,
Speaker 1: my printers missing anyway, But you need you need this
Speaker 1: ink by tomorrow. You need to print. So here's what
Speaker 1: you need to do. You need to put your file
Speaker 1: on a on an SD card or a thumb drive
Speaker 1: or something own card, your own D card, that's right.
Speaker 1: Or you need to have somebody on your block or
Speaker 1: somebody in your neighborhood. Why don't you send it to
Speaker 1: someone in one of the other show members and outboken,
Speaker 1: have them printed and then go pick it up. I
Speaker 1: may may. I'm just a fax machine. It doesn't matter anyways.
Speaker 1: Speaking of old show members, Bertie, Yeah, I'm a little annoyed.
Speaker 1: I knew you would be, see, I fucking knew it.
Speaker 1: I'm a little annoyed, I said, I said a little
Speaker 1: bit annoyed. I said, do you know what? The four
Speaker 1: of us was hurt? I was hurt and that and that,
Speaker 1: and I was just annoyed. I was more hurt. Before
Speaker 1: you get on, before you tell me you're hurt and
Speaker 1: annoyed or whatever. Um, I got together with producer Sam, producer,
Speaker 1: old School producer Jake who now works at a wine company,
Speaker 1: and old School produce and producer Slash Phone, producer, Slash Everything,
Speaker 1: Carla Maurie. Right, So we had a foursome and then
Speaker 1: Sam's boyfriend showed up to we we did a little
Speaker 1: little brunch action on Saturday morning because Carla Mura sent
Speaker 1: we should get together, get the old band back together.
Speaker 1: So what Brody? While we was sitting there eating our
Speaker 1: Dutch baby pancake. You know what Dutch baby is. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so fucking good. It's a it's a cast iron
Speaker 1: pancake that's baked, that that's baked. It's like a crepe,
Speaker 1: it's baked in the oven. It was so good. So
Speaker 1: as we were sitting there sharing and cutting it up,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, you know what you all
Speaker 1: have in common? Yeah, I said, I said, Brody hired
Speaker 1: each and every one of you, ass and you multiple times,
Speaker 1: and each one of you blossomed into the awesome people
Speaker 1: that you are today. I hired Jake three times, Carla
Speaker 1: Marie three times, Sam three times, and I And it
Speaker 1: was at that moment, Brodie, as I was eating this
Speaker 1: delicious Dutch baby, pan baby. You know, Brodie should have
Speaker 1: been here. Brodie should have been here. But it was
Speaker 1: hold on a second. Then then one of them said,
Speaker 1: and I don't know who it was. I'm not quoting
Speaker 1: them even if I did know. They're like, you know,
Speaker 1: Brodie's gonna have something to say about this. You know,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be pissed that that we went out to
Speaker 1: brunch without him, the guy who hired us and the
Speaker 1: reason why we're all together so well, I said. Then
Speaker 1: then I said, you know what, here's the silver lining here, folks.
Speaker 1: Brodie's protecting himself right now. He's still in pandemic mode.
Speaker 1: He's not going out. He wouldn't. You'd never see him
Speaker 1: sitting at this table having brunch with us. And then
Speaker 1: I didn't give it a second thought, and we continued,
Speaker 1: and then the eggs came out at more reason why
Speaker 1: you should have invited me? No one I wouldn't come.
Speaker 1: You get points. I I'm sorry, I'm sorry Brodie. I'm
Speaker 1: that's gonna sound like I'm being a dick, but no, no, well,
Speaker 1: I mean we're being really here. I'm not I'm not angry,
Speaker 1: I'm just us saddened. How about that I'm discouraged that
Speaker 1: I'm not in that click. And that's fine. It's not click.
Speaker 1: You know what, it made me happy. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: It's two sides to this. It made me happy because
Speaker 1: those are all fantastic people that turned out to be
Speaker 1: fantastic in our industry and with Jake in another industry. Um.
Speaker 1: And if they've made lifelong friendships because I I had
Speaker 1: the foresight to bring them on his interns and hire
Speaker 1: them his phone producers and whatever, um, that's a credit
Speaker 1: to them. And I'm thrilled that everybody's friends. I am.
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely thrilled that because I keep hiring the same
Speaker 1: personality over and over again, they know, people seem to
Speaker 1: migrate to each other because they're all people I would like, right,
Speaker 1: I hired people that would like it. Doesn't because I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, he's the one who brought it. I
Speaker 1: was really for for a minute there, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I was no one. Listen, nobody knows. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Nobody owes me anything. I've hired hundreds and hundreds of interns, right,
Speaker 1: and you you like doing genzy stuff with them, That's
Speaker 1: totally fine. Punching is a gen z. No. I just
Speaker 1: think whatever whatever, Jenny are. All I'm saying is you
Speaker 1: hang out with them, You've gone out drinking with damn whatever.
Speaker 1: You have a relationship with them, that's fine. I was
Speaker 1: just happy that you guys like we all got together.
Speaker 1: But like I was, like, they also all lived within
Speaker 1: a five minute radius. I mean, Carla Murie had like
Speaker 1: an eight minute drive and then no listen, when I
Speaker 1: was in Seattle, Carla, Marie and Anthony came to visit
Speaker 1: me at the hotel. This this is nothing, no problem there,
Speaker 1: not at all. I just I don't. I only felt
Speaker 1: bad because, like I would like to have seen Jake.
Speaker 1: Haven't seen Jake in a couple of years now since
Speaker 1: he left. So Jake the twenties something is doing nothing.
Speaker 1: Podcast is deciding to uh high tail it out of here.
Speaker 1: He's uh he's moving to Napa with his company, the
Speaker 1: company his car. I didn't know that his company, the
Speaker 1: wine company, works for very Fitting. Said hey, we're taking
Speaker 1: the operation to Napa. Who's in And Jake raised his
Speaker 1: hand and said, I'll follow you to Nappa. So he's
Speaker 1: gonna he's gonna have an apartment in in the town
Speaker 1: of Nappa. Do you know how expensive Knappe is? I
Speaker 1: would imagine it really expensive. I said, I hope they
Speaker 1: give you a raised his co host Ricky. Now, Ricky
Speaker 1: and Jake had been on our podcast many times, not recently. Ricky,
Speaker 1: another protegee of mine I'm so proud of, just got
Speaker 1: a job on a morning show in Tennessee. She did
Speaker 1: write in Tennessee, in Nashville or is in Memphis? Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of them. Okay, she'll in the she'll make the announcement.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't want to say the show. It's
Speaker 1: not my place because the last time one of our
Speaker 1: morning show people got a job, I said something on
Speaker 1: the podcast before they gotten not just said that. No,
Speaker 1: I think I may have. I may have the last
Speaker 1: time Ricky got a job, I may have said something
Speaker 1: Ricky too. That's Ricky twice, Ricky twice. So I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say where she's going. She's going. I and I,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't even know if it's that state
Speaker 1: mentally as a New Yorker trying to back out of
Speaker 1: the park. No, legitimately, it could have been one of
Speaker 1: the Carolinas. I don't remember, you know, a state down
Speaker 1: there that all act and behave the same way, you know,
Speaker 1: the one that was trying to really, I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that they're all clumped together in the
Speaker 1: middle of the country. You know. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: I don't remember which state, you know, I didn't. First
Speaker 1: of all, we have a we have a radio friend
Speaker 1: in North Carolina, and I have I have a radio
Speaker 1: friend in Memphis, a former intern that's down there, and
Speaker 1: I remember saying to her, oh, I know people there
Speaker 1: if you need any contacts, But I don't remember if
Speaker 1: it was North Carolina or Tennessee. I'm you know, it
Speaker 1: very good for Ricky, so excited for her. She's also
Speaker 1: a budding talent in the industry. She's tremendous. So Tony
Speaker 1: Suthing's podcast is gonna keep going from what I understand,
Speaker 1: so that's good. Hopefully they said it's gonna keep going. Yep, yep,
Speaker 1: good good because you could do it remotely, as you know,
Speaker 1: as I am. I've heard people do their podcast remotely.
Speaker 1: I have heard that when you when you hear a
Speaker 1: good one, let me know about it and I'll listen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tune in as well. Speaking of podcasts. I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is doubled hipping. I'm wearing my
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys hashtag shirt to do this podcast. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: I noticed something. You've never won the Brooklyn Boys shirts
Speaker 1: to do the podcast? Have you I have war? Last week?
Speaker 1: I actually were the Pepperoni pizza one. It's very nice,
Speaker 1: very nice. So I'm wearing the hashtag one and I'm
Speaker 1: noticing because I was reading it upside down. But I
Speaker 1: the S your own D hashtag, I understand that are
Speaker 1: and we didn't notice this in pre production. Normally, when
Speaker 1: you when you have a bunch of different words, you
Speaker 1: capitalize each word so that you can see each word
Speaker 1: more clearly in the hashtag. Right, Um, but with like
Speaker 1: f you a seventy seven, it looks like fwaby like
Speaker 1: the you maybe should have been lowercase, I'm thinking. And
Speaker 1: then S your own D looks like say our own
Speaker 1: D because the S and the wire capital But but
Speaker 1: if we made the y lower case, it would look
Speaker 1: like se our. Yeah, so you have a problem there.
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure how to do that, how much
Speaker 1: I how to write as your own D by making capitals? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that caught my eye. Listen to it caught my eye. Um,
Speaker 1: so that's out there. But I'm wearing the shirt, and
Speaker 1: I thought, like, I'm representing, But you wore the Pepperoni
Speaker 1: shirt a couple episodes ago I did. By the way,
Speaker 1: I should clarify, I'm wearing one of my two Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast hashtag shirt look at you, because, as I
Speaker 1: told you last week, I bought two of everything much
Speaker 1: this chagrin of my wife, and I was told yesterday
Speaker 1: moved the box of shirts. Chagrin is shit eating grin. No, No,
Speaker 1: I was not today years old when I learned this.
Speaker 1: S c h A g R. I n if I'm
Speaker 1: not mistaken. Have I talked about that girl again? Tell
Speaker 1: you about do we have a follow up on her?
Speaker 1: You don't know what we're talking about. You don't listen
Speaker 1: to order. Shame on you. Okay? Did I tell you
Speaker 1: about what Shelley did? Who does overnights for us? And
Speaker 1: maybe not? She posted something on Instagram and I love Shelley,
Speaker 1: another former intern lover to death. She posted something on
Speaker 1: Instagram that was one of those things that's not real.
Speaker 1: So fell into the trap. So I said, you know
Speaker 1: that's not real, right She's Oh, I heard it on
Speaker 1: I got enough TikTok off the same fucking girl. Oh god,
Speaker 1: this girl is spreading false TikTok's so it's infecting more people.
Speaker 1: I hope we can stop enough of them. Talk about
Speaker 1: a virus that needs to be stopped. This girl with
Speaker 1: her yeah, speaking of listening in order TikTok, Yeah, virus
Speaker 1: A cosh one of our listeners who's been interacting with
Speaker 1: me a lot lately. I'm on episode one or two
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast finally made it to triple digits.
Speaker 1: I'm getting anxious for you guys to speak about pandemic
Speaker 1: topics because I'm up to that. Yet I'm also certain
Speaker 1: you're going to go off on people saying I see
Speaker 1: you units of course, and we did, which we did.
Speaker 1: Then there was somebody else who wrote something about listening
Speaker 1: to a or on my DM so let me say
Speaker 1: we can find it. Let's get to that later. But
Speaker 1: a couple of people were like, I took your advice.
Speaker 1: I'm listening in order now. I wasn't all right. Good,
Speaker 1: you know what. And the fact that the Morning Show
Speaker 1: is on vacation this week. After the show is over
Speaker 1: and you listen to the Morning Show repeats you have
Speaker 1: plenty of time to listen to some Brooklyn boys and
Speaker 1: been binge your bbs. Right, all right, we have a
Speaker 1: couple of things we got to talk about, uh right
Speaker 1: after this past Okay, can we move on now from
Speaker 1: that and and and talk about I want to do
Speaker 1: a follow up on last week's Justin Bieber lyrics. Who
Speaker 1: were doing, I get my weed out, I get my
Speaker 1: weekend Georgia, I get a week from California. A couple
Speaker 1: of people have said we should have notated that Justin
Speaker 1: Bieber was on the show last week because you sounded
Speaker 1: just like Justin Bieber. So we were trying to come
Speaker 1: up with kids bop versions of what that lyric would be.
Speaker 1: Jake griz gren Zicki said I'm just a tween out
Speaker 1: in California, which is cute but too many syllables. But
Speaker 1: it was like, I'm just I'm a teen. I'm just
Speaker 1: a teen in California would work maybe, but not out
Speaker 1: in Okay. Um L J. Johnson, how about I Felt
Speaker 1: the breeze in California. I felt the breed in California. Uh,
Speaker 1: Gabriella A dot X, I vote for I Got my
Speaker 1: tan in California. A Tann in California, and I think
Speaker 1: that was all I saw, so forgive me if I
Speaker 1: missed any But those were a couple of people that
Speaker 1: were submitting to the Justin bieber lyrics situation. Yeah, so, um,
Speaker 1: could we want to do some sound Yes, but let's
Speaker 1: couple that with some quick d ms that people slid
Speaker 1: into real all right, you got some yeah, Dan Burns,
Speaker 1: I flag these that's got the picture of the flag,
Speaker 1: a little littlettle yellow flag. No, no no, I'm saying the
Speaker 1: little yellow flag that they have in Instagram. Click that
Speaker 1: any time you I have my all my yellow flags
Speaker 1: lined up. Oh yeah. So so Dan Burns uh at
Speaker 1: skicks rot wrote, um, hey, um, and have Brody come
Speaker 1: back into the studios please. My favorite part of the
Speaker 1: podcast is him emphatically slamming the unused joke papers down
Speaker 1: after reading them. Also, if he isn't willing to go
Speaker 1: out for a steak dinner with you, which I don't
Speaker 1: think you owe him any longer, can he hang up
Speaker 1: on this person? Hang up on him? It's a d M.
Speaker 1: Can you hang at least bring it up? Cannot bring
Speaker 1: it up anymore until you get a chance to take
Speaker 1: him out again. So so Dan doesn't want any more
Speaker 1: steak dinner updates. Uh, and he wants you to come
Speaker 1: back in the studio solely for the reason of you
Speaker 1: slamming down the joke the papers at the end of
Speaker 1: each Yeah, I get that. Yeah, I get that. I
Speaker 1: could see that. So there's that. Um Also, you know,
Speaker 1: Eric Layden wrote to us. Eric Layden is a huge
Speaker 1: fan of the Brooklyn Boys and said, scary, listen to
Speaker 1: the last episode. You're talking about the n f T s.
Speaker 1: We're selling a moment and the cryptos. You know that currency.
Speaker 1: I also know you like new social media ideas, so
Speaker 1: check out bit clout. It's crypto and it's Twitter combined,
Speaker 1: so it's bit cloud. I've been wanting, I've been wanting
Speaker 1: to buy your coin. Whatever that means, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then he sent pictures of a fucking amazing looking
Speaker 1: Pepperoni square pizza he must have made in his pizza
Speaker 1: oven off of his terrace with this New York City
Speaker 1: skyline in the background. It's like he did this guy
Speaker 1: has to live in Hoboken anyway. And then yeah, so
Speaker 1: there's that. Anyway, your podcast keeps me so entertained throughout
Speaker 1: the week. Nothing else like it. I'm in jerseys Oh oh,
Speaker 1: here it is. I'm in Jersey City like yourself. So
Speaker 1: anytime you want one of these pies and a cocktail
Speaker 1: on my terrace, let me know in the it will
Speaker 1: be in the pizza oven. Um. I can do Detroit
Speaker 1: and Neapolitan, but I'm also working on a New York
Speaker 1: style crust as well. Oh my, my, my, very, I'm salivating,
Speaker 1: always looking forward to your next uh dropping your next podcast.
Speaker 1: Now that I think about at it, Uny Pizza Oven
Speaker 1: would be a great sponsor for you guys. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: and I wow. This guy gave us a lot of
Speaker 1: information and is now offering us free pizza. I'm assuming
Speaker 1: the invite goes to YouTube. Brody, it looks like outdoor
Speaker 1: pizza oven in Jersey City overlooking the skyline. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: that sounds pretty good. Yeah, so again, continued, somebody posted
Speaker 1: on your page. You posted a picture of the Manhattan
Speaker 1: skyline with the moon over the Empire State Building on December,
Speaker 1: four months ago. Beacon Underscore chef wrote, scary you stuck
Speaker 1: your forking knife right in our city. Shame on you, sir.
Speaker 1: Hashtag sloppy and floppy hashtag no excuses, hashtag for shame,
Speaker 1: hashtag hate to love you, blah blah blah. What did
Speaker 1: I missed on that one? This person was referencing the
Speaker 1: fact you ate pizza with a fork and on a
Speaker 1: four month on a four month old picture. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: they went back and I said, what would you post
Speaker 1: this comment? He said, well, because it's a picture of
Speaker 1: the New York skyline and Scary stamped our city in
Speaker 1: the eye. Oh my god. So this person was hardcore.
Speaker 1: Um let me let me read a couple of of
Speaker 1: more d ms as well. Be stokler, he said. The
Speaker 1: picture of a pizza place, he wrote, not even gonna
Speaker 1: bother trying it. And when you zoom in, it's Alex's
Speaker 1: New York Style Pizza and pasta grand opening. So we've
Speaker 1: already established Alex is not a pizza pizza place name
Speaker 1: and New York style. He says he's not trusting it. Uh.
Speaker 1: That girl Aarnell who always tweets us love does Why
Speaker 1: does it seem like every couple of episodes of The
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, Scary Jones is trying to get David Brodie
Speaker 1: to do something he doesn't want to do and then
Speaker 1: gets annoyed when Brodie won't give in last episode, you're
Speaker 1: trying to get me to eat to snails. Yes, I was, Oh,
Speaker 1: why don't we have some response on that? Do you
Speaker 1: have his? Uh? Yeah, why don't you read that one?
Speaker 1: I don't have in front of me. Well, let me
Speaker 1: get to it in a second. But somebody sent to
Speaker 1: we want to shout out to Christian Rusalis who said
Speaker 1: that he saw a pizza sign. Uh, and they were
Speaker 1: offering garlic nuts and ets. Okay, they're called garlic knots
Speaker 1: k n O t s because that's exactly what they
Speaker 1: look like. So he thought it was funny. It was
Speaker 1: just instore sign. I don't think he corrected them and uh,
Speaker 1: and then there was then he's, uh, so there's that
Speaker 1: and then kids continue. Joe at Joe Waldo four said,
Speaker 1: as in, you're going to give me free dessert for
Speaker 1: correcting your spelling? What does that mean? He sent me
Speaker 1: a picture Steak and Shake, which is a national chain
Speaker 1: not in the New York area, right, But Steak and
Speaker 1: Shake put an add up uh in an email. They
Speaker 1: sent it out to people. It says you're hungry, order
Speaker 1: now for free delivery. But they wrote your y o
Speaker 1: of course, right, yeah, so the good jobs steak in shape.
Speaker 1: But then and they're not gonna you're not gonna correct them. Well,
Speaker 1: I they want to, he said he did, He said
Speaker 1: he did, He's going to. Somebody texted into the show
Speaker 1: on Thursday and they said, Brooklyn Boys podcast has been
Speaker 1: upload I think they've been uploaded. But that's fine, time
Speaker 1: to listen. I'm out out, like stop listening, like like
Speaker 1: not like morning show. Okay, So a couple of things
Speaker 1: about that. We don't have jobs without the other Strand
Speaker 1: morning shows, right, so if everyone stops listening to the
Speaker 1: big show, we don't have a show, like we don't.
Speaker 1: Second of all, the other Strand Morning Show is fantastic
Speaker 1: and we love it. We're part of it. But more importantly,
Speaker 1: you're basically saying to the entire fourteen member cast of
Speaker 1: the show, you guys suck. I'm gonna go listen to
Speaker 1: those two idiots more important than you guys. It's it's
Speaker 1: sort of a compliment to us, is what you meant.
Speaker 1: I get it, but it's hurtful to everybody else. You'd
Speaker 1: never say that. You'd never be at somebody's party and go, hey,
Speaker 1: Mike's having a party up the street. I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. You sneak out when the morning
Speaker 1: show is live on the spot. Raw on that way.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's something really special about listening to things
Speaker 1: live where possible. If I could do and you know,
Speaker 1: you know, you know Carla, Marie and Anthony do this
Speaker 1: on Twitch with their podcast. Um, if Brine and I
Speaker 1: can do that, I would do it, and I would
Speaker 1: offer a live podcast and a heartbeat we were not
Speaker 1: We don't do that. We're recorded for man, which is
Speaker 1: which is there's a lot of drawbacks to that. So
Speaker 1: that's better that way, Well, not really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I think Live on the Spot really puts
Speaker 1: it keeps us on our toes a little bit more,
Speaker 1: but and more. I don't know. If I'm on my toes,
Speaker 1: I get I know, but I I think I would
Speaker 1: love it. I want live feedback. I want listeners to
Speaker 1: call in. I want to see people from you know,
Speaker 1: there may be a way for us to do calls,
Speaker 1: which you and I have talked about. That was where
Speaker 1: I was leading into. But you'd have we'd have to
Speaker 1: set an appointment with the listeners, say this is when
Speaker 1: we record the podcast. Let's just leave it as a tease.
Speaker 1: We're looking into ways to do that, to do live
Speaker 1: phone calls, well, well no, or playback voicemails. Well that yes,
Speaker 1: well that we know we have the technology to do
Speaker 1: and we're working on that as well. But we're not
Speaker 1: doing a radio show. We're doing a podcast. I want
Speaker 1: to just reiterate that we're not doing a television show.
Speaker 1: We're not doing a radio show. We do a podcast.
Speaker 1: And my point was, don't tweet anti stuff. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not cool. And that person understood when
Speaker 1: I explain it to them. I'm just saying for future reference,
Speaker 1: you know, downplay a little bit. We love you. Though
Speaker 1: somebody yucked my yum you having your yum yucked? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it was it's been going back and forth. I
Speaker 1: stop reading d M. So we're moving on. This is
Speaker 1: a d M. Oh yo, then look it up. Let's
Speaker 1: go up. So. Yeah, So yesterday was Easter and my
Speaker 1: family and I got together. We went down to this
Speaker 1: restaurant uh in Marlborough, New Jersey. I highly recommend it.
Speaker 1: It's called Il Nido, and we did not get a discount.
Speaker 1: We paid full price. An I d o or an
Speaker 1: E T E R H. I rather and Nto is
Speaker 1: an ideal. I believe it means the nest. Anyway, Thomas
Speaker 1: Neto is a catcher for the Mets. Oh get out.
Speaker 1: It's last name, the nest could be Well, he's Hispanic,
Speaker 1: so I don't know if it means something different in
Speaker 1: Spanish than it doesn't in Italian. Well, this guy his
Speaker 1: food from Italy, like he like knows everybody, and this
Speaker 1: guy knows his stuff. And I gotta tell you, the
Speaker 1: food was next level. It was worth the fifty minute
Speaker 1: drive down to nine over there. So uh so. One
Speaker 1: of the things I posted on my Instagram story was
Speaker 1: the nest black spaghetti which which came with okay crab
Speaker 1: green chili, Calabrian chili, buttarga and pantato whatever that is.
Speaker 1: It was a beautiful colored dish. And what is Jennifer
Speaker 1: Young do? She gets into my d m s and
Speaker 1: she yucks my young Um. She writes, I'm sorry, scary.
Speaker 1: That looks awful like worms on a plate. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what a way to take the fucking wind out of
Speaker 1: my sales, the air out of my tires. So I
Speaker 1: wrote back to her, it's squid ink pasta. Okay, you
Speaker 1: have no idea how great it tasted like. Honestly, you
Speaker 1: should to get past how it looks. I said, eat
Speaker 1: it blindfolded. The melody of flavors it had, Listen and
Speaker 1: care that went into making this fresh organic pasta by
Speaker 1: hand will put any box of three month old pasta
Speaker 1: to shame. Facts. I wrote that, and she writes back, Okay,
Speaker 1: you convinced me. Once California decides to open up more,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look for a restaurant where I could get
Speaker 1: squid Ink pasta. Shouldn't be hard to find with all
Speaker 1: the bougie restaurants here in Napa Valley. I got squid Inc.
Speaker 1: In California. Yeah, that's ship. Oh that's where Jacob Baby
Speaker 1: producer Jake is moving to. So I said, well, why
Speaker 1: don't you visit French Laundry and Yengtville. I said, it's
Speaker 1: not like a thousand dollars it is. It's one of
Speaker 1: the most buie restaurants on the Many times have you
Speaker 1: been this scary zero? But Garrett from our Big Show
Speaker 1: and his wife actually went there, and I'm jealous. So
Speaker 1: she writes back to me, oo, fa a we bit
Speaker 1: out of my price range scary less money not but
Speaker 1: not like brody cheap. So when you go to Jennifer
Speaker 1: So when you go to Jennifer Young's uh, I said,
Speaker 1: who is this girl? J That's so she's kiddo underscore young. Listen,
Speaker 1: she's from the Bay Area, California. And here it is
Speaker 1: right here in her in her Instagram profile. I get
Speaker 1: insults from California. Self proclaimed smartass is her bio. So, yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to spend money, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: go brody cheap somewhere in the middle. That's fair. I'm
Speaker 1: not cheap. I frugal. There's a difference. Continue with your
Speaker 1: d m s and then we'll move on to some sound.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, speaking of Chinese food, there's a
Speaker 1: I'm not giving out the name, but there's a Chinese
Speaker 1: restaurant in New Jersey. I think I talked about this
Speaker 1: that is rated one of the highest Chinese food restaurants
Speaker 1: in all of New Jersey. They opened up a second
Speaker 1: location closer to me, right, I started living between both
Speaker 1: of them, but this one's a little closer. The problem
Speaker 1: is the food is fantastic, right, It's just very expensive.
Speaker 1: So like pan fried noodles are normally twelve here it's eighteen.
Speaker 1: Things like that. The soup is like seven instead of four.
Speaker 1: It all starts adding up and you don't realize it.
Speaker 1: So we ordered dinner last night for four, okay, A
Speaker 1: couple of appetizers, a couple of soups, two entrees, I
Speaker 1: think in a noodle dish. How much do you think
Speaker 1: my dinner was? Two soups, little soups, soups um too, dumpling,
Speaker 1: appetizers okay, okay, pan fried noodles, spicy beef and peppers,
Speaker 1: plain lomaine, and a fried rice. I don't know, like
Speaker 1: fantastic roaspork I'm gonna go with. Okay, you're close, h
Speaker 1: what I was afraid to go home, like I brought
Speaker 1: the food home now and so my wife sometime times
Speaker 1: and I will play like guests the amount you know,
Speaker 1: like I go to I pick up dinner like an
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant. We'll play guests the amounts like seventy and like,
Speaker 1: oh sixty three. Right, So, so I was afraid to
Speaker 1: come home because I didn't I guess I I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't look at the you look at the prices,
Speaker 1: but you don't think about the total. So it was yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's that's expensive, even the four of us? Was it?
Speaker 1: What was it an experience the higher level of Chinese food? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the roast pork fried rice, no vegetables is fantastic.
Speaker 1: It's got egg and pork in it, a lot of it.
Speaker 1: It's got just the right amount of grease. It's dark
Speaker 1: brown rice. I hate when you go to places and
Speaker 1: it's like yellowish brown, or it's light brown. That's not
Speaker 1: enough soy sauce or whatever. Not. This is quality fried
Speaker 1: rice Lomaine spectacular. They should have put gold shavings over
Speaker 1: that to finish the meal. The thing is when a
Speaker 1: lot of money when you add a few dollars to
Speaker 1: each thing and you ordered like eight things, nine things,
Speaker 1: you're all of a sudden you've gone up not realizing it. Yeah. Right,
Speaker 1: So normally we spend you know, if we if we
Speaker 1: order a lot, we're like, let's order a couple of straptizes,
Speaker 1: leg rolls, whatever. We might go seventy dollars for dinner
Speaker 1: for four or five if my other daughters home. Right, well,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of money. Wow, how many of you
Speaker 1: guys are four of us all right, or the five
Speaker 1: of us well home, Well, so yeah, I need you
Speaker 1: guys to buy some Brooklyn Boys shirts. It's really what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Let's go Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 1: Help her brother out, Big Cartel dot com. So we
Speaker 1: spoke with our guy and um, he said, look, he said, um,
Speaker 1: if we if if sales you know, continue to pick up,
Speaker 1: maybe they'll introduce more items next month, A couple of
Speaker 1: more may next month. For now we may yeah, right may.
Speaker 1: It depends on the sales, yeah, because because otherwise we're
Speaker 1: all going to get stuck with what it's already been printed,
Speaker 1: so we don't need to get stuck. But anyway, and
Speaker 1: it is an idea of what what would sell. A
Speaker 1: new item that's not a shirt or a hat would
Speaker 1: sell what like you know, we came up with the thermist,
Speaker 1: but is there something else or if there's a style
Speaker 1: of shirt like you've seen it, Oh, I I saw
Speaker 1: a shirt for this sports team or this city or
Speaker 1: the town of and you guys should do a town
Speaker 1: off kind of thing. But if there's if there's a
Speaker 1: shirt you want to send us that you think would
Speaker 1: make a good that we could copy and make it
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn Boys style. Then let us know, biven want
Speaker 1: to make that pizza pizza slicer for the longest time,
Speaker 1: you know, the round thing. Yeah, I'm not convinced enough
Speaker 1: people who buy pizza slices. You gotta you gotta order.
Speaker 1: The problem with like when you order shirts depends on
Speaker 1: the shirt. I think we have to order a minimum
Speaker 1: of a dozen shirts or six shirts something like that.
Speaker 1: My Walkers and Talkers shirt, I have to order a
Speaker 1: minimum of twelve. But with pizza cutters, if you want
Speaker 1: to get them at any reasonable price a hundred something
Speaker 1: and we're not gonna sell a hundred something. And we
Speaker 1: got to order them because we got we want the
Speaker 1: lowest price so we can keep the prices down right.
Speaker 1: And by the way, shout out to the people that
Speaker 1: are that are buying the merchandise. Like I know Omar
Speaker 1: bought a ton of ship this week, and we'll mention
Speaker 1: a couple more. Take us on Twitter to tag the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys account on Twitter. Also, let's put it this
Speaker 1: instagram of our audience bots shirts. Scary and I could
Speaker 1: go eat at the French laundry, well, I could, I
Speaker 1: could have I could afford Chinese food next week. So
Speaker 1: if you're thinking about it, just check them out, because
Speaker 1: I think you were like even google French laundry now, Valley,
Speaker 1: do that. I want to give a shout out to
Speaker 1: the Kicklow who is overwhelming us with good content. Justin's
Speaker 1: recovering from surgery. To Justin, I hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1: But before he went into surgery, he sent me a
Speaker 1: picture from simply to go. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: like in a quick check or a fat like a
Speaker 1: fast food mart. He didn't say, but the label, uh
Speaker 1: matches the sign. So the sign on the little little
Speaker 1: ledge matches the sticker, and it says PROSTRAMI on a
Speaker 1: bagel to go right, and it says ingredients, but strawmy
Speaker 1: lettuce bagel. The problem is both times, both times they
Speaker 1: spelled it beagle like the dog b e a g
Speaker 1: l E, but straw me on a beagle, which as
Speaker 1: a Jew, I have to say, I've never had, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, yeah me on a beagle.
Speaker 1: Um um. Also scary, this is a text message that
Speaker 1: came in. You were talking about maybe you want to
Speaker 1: own a restaurant, but you don't know how to run
Speaker 1: a resta restaurant, and I did. I managed restaurants for
Speaker 1: business for giving away food. And they wrote, Scary, if
Speaker 1: you want to learn how to run a restaurant, take
Speaker 1: Brody to a steak dinner. You owe him and pay
Speaker 1: attention to what they do. That was a text to show.
Speaker 1: Now I think I would be accused of giving away
Speaker 1: the product. Yes, you posted a picture from two thousand nine, maybe,
Speaker 1: yes it was. It was me on the People's Court. Yes,
Speaker 1: Caroline was on our show at the time. She she decided, well,
Speaker 1: she she sued me on the People's Court on toilet
Speaker 1: paper towels through toilet paper to her. I was trying
Speaker 1: to throw it at her, to her to catch. She didn't.
Speaker 1: She turned around, she missed it. It landed on a
Speaker 1: bottle of open an open bottle of water. The water
Speaker 1: fell into the keys of the keyboard that was next
Speaker 1: to her laptop, and I destroyed her laptop. And yes,
Speaker 1: so she yes, And people like, oh, wait a second,
Speaker 1: you're posting this on April first? Is this in April
Speaker 1: fool's joke? And I was in the audience. I was there,
Speaker 1: I was there, was a Carrot's a witness. If you
Speaker 1: google scary car Elena Computer People's Court. You People's Court episode.
Speaker 1: You will. You may not find the video because it's
Speaker 1: been taken down for copyright reasons, but you will find
Speaker 1: the articles that were written about it at the time.
Speaker 1: I have a DVD of it, don't we don't we
Speaker 1: have it somewhere. God, I gotta get it. I I
Speaker 1: want to get it put on you know. In anyway,
Speaker 1: so Scary claimed it's her fault for not being able
Speaker 1: to catch a toilet paper roll, and she shouldn't have
Speaker 1: had water opened up next to our computer. It's a
Speaker 1: great always sort of a radio thing. You should not
Speaker 1: have an open bottle of liquid near your computer. Well,
Speaker 1: the rule at the time in the studios you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have an open bottle, period And our rule was he had.
Speaker 1: It was a bad throw. You hit the bottle and
Speaker 1: you ruined your computer. By the way, I I uh uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I was one of your witnesses. But they
Speaker 1: didn't didn't call me. Who won that case, by the way,
Speaker 1: And then I'll tell you why I brought it up.
Speaker 1: It came to a it came she didn't rule for
Speaker 1: either one of us. It was one of the lamest
Speaker 1: outcomes in people's court history. I think, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: wait a second, I ever see the show in like this.
Speaker 1: But they did say that I needed to give her
Speaker 1: whatever it was. Oh no, I forgot what it was.
Speaker 1: Did I owe her money? I thought you order like
Speaker 1: half of the half of the cost of something. By
Speaker 1: the way, what was you? What did they call you? Like?
Speaker 1: It was the case of the like toilet paper bandit?
Speaker 1: What was it? Do you remember? I don't know? Okay.
Speaker 1: The reason I'm bringing it up is that Sean Underscore
Speaker 1: Barnhart wrote, this is probably the only way David Brody's
Speaker 1: gonna get his steak dinner is to take you to
Speaker 1: court and then and then x X Jeter xx wrote,
Speaker 1: you have to sue for that steak dinner. He owes
Speaker 1: you slice for life. So um Well, we got a
Speaker 1: tweet right after an email from someone screenshot at a
Speaker 1: tweet in the emails they just finished episode when and
Speaker 1: got this add on my Twitter. Disgusting. I hope you
Speaker 1: both have a great vacation. Uh And it's basically from
Speaker 1: your Hinz company, Brody saying, after a wonderful thing session
Speaker 1: with our friends at Ocean Spray, we've decided to join
Speaker 1: forces for a flavorful concu auction that Mike Cravy a
Speaker 1: touch to your magic, to your meal, and it is Cravy.
Speaker 1: It is half cranberry and half a v And guess
Speaker 1: what that was issued on what date, folks? April one? Exactly.
Speaker 1: It's an April fool's joke. That was the April's Fool's joke,
Speaker 1: not the People's Court episode. Uh triciall o presty t
Speaker 1: low ms Trish, I forgot to read this one. She wrote,
Speaker 1: do they grow wheat in California? Wheat? She wanted to
Speaker 1: know if they grow wheat and go for the lyrics.
Speaker 1: Let's see, that's a complaint about my heart skipping. That's
Speaker 1: not really important. That shouldn't be my folder. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Lonnie. Lonnie's a big fan of the Walkers and
Speaker 1: Talkers podcast and the Brooklyn Boys and he sent us
Speaker 1: a picture wearing his Pepperoni Pizza Brooklyn Boys podcast shirt
Speaker 1: as he's about to go for running his motorcycle. That's
Speaker 1: pretty cool, m um. And then you and I did interviews.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you did an interview, scary, I did
Speaker 1: an interview with um. You know I'm right podcast? Uh?
Speaker 1: You can find them on in the Zone io on
Speaker 1: social media. I don't know why they don't have you know,
Speaker 1: I'm right on social media with Joey and Nick. And
Speaker 1: we did an interview and I put this up on
Speaker 1: my social media and retweeted it and reposted it. Then
Speaker 1: it went really well talking about baseball and the Mets
Speaker 1: in the morning show. And these are the guys that
Speaker 1: snubbed me on the email. Originally they only emailed you
Speaker 1: to do the podcast, but I was copied to it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I remember that. Well. I ended up doing it first,
Speaker 1: and they thanked me because they've had a really good,
Speaker 1: excuse me, a good reaction to the podcast since it's
Speaker 1: been up, and they said, oh uh, we're gonna post
Speaker 1: scary soon. I didn't know you did the interview with them.
Speaker 1: I did. I did last week right after you, right
Speaker 1: after you did yours. Oh okay, how did how to go?
Speaker 1: You weren't really well? Great? People love them. They're also
Speaker 1: good that mine was better, but I'm sure yours was fine.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sure it was better. I mean, first of all,
Speaker 1: you're the bigger Met fan than me. We did you
Speaker 1: talk sports with him? I did talk a little sports.
Speaker 1: We didn't really didn't really talk sports, and we talked,
Speaker 1: we talked to radio. I also warned them, I said,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, guys, I'm not really you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want a big lot of big sports fan.
Speaker 1: I do like the Mets, obviously I followed them, but
Speaker 1: I can't really spar with you like. This is a
Speaker 1: sports radio talk show, so we did nothing of the sort.
Speaker 1: So and there are sports based podcast so right now,
Speaker 1: did you did you tell them about the time where
Speaker 1: uh I convinced you that Daniel Jones was the quarterback
Speaker 1: of the Giants in the restaurant with us? You didn't do, okay,
Speaker 1: because that would have been that would have been a
Speaker 1: fun conversation. I go ahead. No, uh, you know, all
Speaker 1: slices should be like Elizabeth Almeida, she wrote to us
Speaker 1: on our Facebook fan page. We have that, you know,
Speaker 1: and then we got the email that way, UM, I'm
Speaker 1: addressing you as the boys. Hey boys, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to want to put one of us first.
Speaker 1: That's why I want to take a moment to share
Speaker 1: my appreciation for your podcast. I spent the early COVID
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Speaker 1: your podcast allowed me to escape those fears and remember
Speaker 1: to laugh and enjoy this incredible time in my life
Speaker 1: and the lives of my children. Thank you both for
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Speaker 1: all your listeners. Hashtag Slice for Life. Sincerely, Liz and
Speaker 1: And I don't know why she said, Ali Maida, Anyway,
Speaker 1: I wrote a glow ps. I wrote a glowing review
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Speaker 1: which is great. I want to see the subscription there. Subscribe.
Speaker 1: Please have the subscribe button everywhere you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1: And and I'm gonna tell all my friends to listen.
Speaker 1: This is the kind of Slice wee like. And here's
Speaker 1: the review. They're like two buddies in a block party
Speaker 1: that you just sat back and watched them bigger while
Speaker 1: laughing your ass off. I've always loved them both from
Speaker 1: the Big Show, and I'm so happy to listen to
Speaker 1: them each week as they say all the things I
Speaker 1: wish I could say. Thanks to Brody for teaching me
Speaker 1: that I deserve my free dessert and not to settle.
Speaker 1: Even is not even? And thanks to Scary for being
Speaker 1: true to himself and occasionally occasionally Bougie a f give
Speaker 1: this podcast to listen, you'll wonder how you ever live
Speaker 1: without it. Oh my god, I could just kiss you
Speaker 1: on the lips right now. We need to post that
Speaker 1: on our social media, that that's a review. And by
Speaker 1: the way, we didn't send her a five dollar Amazon
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Speaker 1: All right, absolutely, we got a move because we have
Speaker 1: another segment coming up. All right, we'll be right back
Speaker 1: after this. I want to play the sound clips, and
Speaker 1: then I think, because this is a bonus episode and
Speaker 1: I have people in my house right now, my kids
Speaker 1: are home. I'm not gonna do the tireant, but I
Speaker 1: do have a scamboni, So if you want to get
Speaker 1: that ready and then whatever else you have, but let's
Speaker 1: play the sound Tell me what the clip is and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you we have State of New Jersey. Oh wait, no, wrong,
Speaker 1: wrong sound bank Uh Amazon, I think that's all. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Cosplay oh god. One the way I listen as you
Speaker 1: know this the sound system has is four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It's it's got a lot of slots for sound, and
Speaker 1: it holds a lot of sounds. So you speak sound
Speaker 1: at that price. Yeah, so, um, you got you know
Speaker 1: what cause play is, right? Why don't you explain it
Speaker 1: to the slices. Cosplay, which I believe is short for
Speaker 1: costume play, is when you dress up like you know,
Speaker 1: superheroes or famous people. You have sex anime. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's the plushies, right, dress up like stuffed animals anyway,
Speaker 1: I guess you could. But cause players like they go
Speaker 1: to um like comic cons dressed up as the comic
Speaker 1: book character you've seen them before, because they're acting out apart,
Speaker 1: they're in character. Now. This is one of the two
Speaker 1: samples of why I think people on cable news and
Speaker 1: all news should have their producers spell things for them phonetically. Okay,
Speaker 1: play the clip. I know someone who doesn't even know
Speaker 1: what it is. I haven't heard this, but I know
Speaker 1: exactly how he's going to pronounce it. If you're looking
Speaker 1: for a crisis to coast play, Senator, I'm happy to
Speaker 1: point you in the right direction. Okay. So she's coming
Speaker 1: off snarky, but she's obviously reading someone else's line and
Speaker 1: doesn't know what cause play is. So the line the
Speaker 1: line was, if you want to it was it was
Speaker 1: a bunch of senators dressed up in hunting gear and
Speaker 1: went to the border. And she said they were caused
Speaker 1: the coast playing. She's like, if you want to coast play,
Speaker 1: I give you some real suggestions. Well, how are you
Speaker 1: gonna give me suggestions if you don't know what cause
Speaker 1: playing is and you call the coast playing? Wow? Okay.
Speaker 1: And if, by the way, if you find your drink roofi,
Speaker 1: that's cosby play. Oh no, that's nothing to laugh at.
Speaker 1: I'm laughing at your cleverness. Okay, do you have se
Speaker 1: e T E R? All right? I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I should tell you that, uh we just completed Passover,
Speaker 1: the Jewish holiday of Passover. Oh no, I don't know, Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, don't don't read the clip.
Speaker 1: Don't read the name of the clip that we didn't
Speaker 1: read that I didn't say the name of it, right,
Speaker 1: don't right? Okay? All right, hold on. So a couple
Speaker 1: of things about pass Over, and I don't know. There's
Speaker 1: one thing I don't understand pass Over. Right the movie
Speaker 1: The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston, the classic nineteen sixties
Speaker 1: Ten Commandments movie. Right, that movie is the story of Passover. Right,
Speaker 1: the story of Passover. It's about Moses and the Jews
Speaker 1: and Egypt thousands and thousands of years ago. However, they
Speaker 1: play it every Easter weekend. Now. I know Easter is
Speaker 1: almost always lined up with pass Over, but both holidays
Speaker 1: move a little bit because Easter has to be on
Speaker 1: a Sunday and pass Over moves around by the Hebrew calendar.
Speaker 1: But people they put it on like, oh, Easter, we're
Speaker 1: gonna watch Ten Commandments. Easter is Jesus rising from the dead.
Speaker 1: Pass Over is a Jewish holiday. I don't understand why
Speaker 1: Easter is a time to watch a movie about Jews
Speaker 1: escaping from Egypt thousands of years before Jesus existed. Talking
Speaker 1: that's putting out there. So when you get together, and
Speaker 1: many people, by the way, think that the past that
Speaker 1: the Less Supper Jesus is less Supper, may have been
Speaker 1: a Passover sader a satyr. The word sayer means to
Speaker 1: do things in order, okay, which is why you read questions,
Speaker 1: You dip things, you eat things, you say questions. You
Speaker 1: listen in order, right, you listen in order. Right. It's
Speaker 1: going on right here now from the people that brought you.
Speaker 1: Spell things phonetically for the teleprompter. Sader is spelled s
Speaker 1: E D A R. Okay, play the clip. And Tonight
Speaker 1: the White Household host it's first ever a virtual passover cedar,
Speaker 1: like my first Gentleman Doug mff is the first Jewish
Speaker 1: spouse at the White House. The scenery is open to
Speaker 1: the public and will be attended by members of the administration.
Speaker 1: The event is part of a tradition set by former
Speaker 1: President Barack Obama, who was the first president to host
Speaker 1: a cedar in the way, Oh my god, Yeah, who
Speaker 1: is Jack me Hoff? Jackoff is going to be there?
Speaker 1: What did he think? And Tonight the White Household host
Speaker 1: It's first ever a virtual pass over sedar. First Gentleman,
Speaker 1: Doug Oh those jack me Off? Okay, Doug m Hoff
Speaker 1: the first, the second Gentleman of the United States. Oh,
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris's husband, Kamala Kamala Harris's husband, got you right soon?
Speaker 1: Who the fun was reading this? And who typed it
Speaker 1: into the teleprompter that way. Okay, well they know they
Speaker 1: spelled its cedar the right way, but he read it
Speaker 1: a sedaredar. So I tweeted at him and I said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: it's it's sada, it'sunced sada. Did your response yeah, he
Speaker 1: wrote back, I'm so sorry. You know. So, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: So in radio, when you have can we do that?
Speaker 1: You go to commercial, right, producers we would have in
Speaker 1: the commercial break or in the chat room mentioned it right,
Speaker 1: So when you come back from commercial, you should then
Speaker 1: correct it. He didn't come back and correct it. He
Speaker 1: went to commercial, and he didn't come back and say, hey,
Speaker 1: last break, which means you know what that means. It
Speaker 1: means nobody in that studio knew the proper way to
Speaker 1: say it, or they weren't paying attention to what he
Speaker 1: was saying. That's correct. They were like bored out of
Speaker 1: their skull rock this guy, right, I will say this.
Speaker 1: He did apologize to me. He said he was And
Speaker 1: by the way, I didn't realize this. Hundreds of people
Speaker 1: tweeted out, of course, right, my jews. Now, if I
Speaker 1: was if there was a good producer in net studio,
Speaker 1: they would have written it as capital as capital a
Speaker 1: capital y meaning say d you are like like, for instance,
Speaker 1: every morning I write the local New York said for Elvis, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he knows that when we first
Speaker 1: traded for Francisco Lindor, it looks like Linda. So I
Speaker 1: wrote l I N dash capital d O O R Lindor.
Speaker 1: So anyone reading it would see, oh, the Mets traded
Speaker 1: for friends. It's golden door. It doesn't matter that we're
Speaker 1: spelling things wrong, because because it's radio, and you're just
Speaker 1: listening to the person saying, you just wanted to say
Speaker 1: it right, right, and I and and this happens constantly
Speaker 1: on the news, local news, cable news, all of them.
Speaker 1: They there should be no excuse for saying a town
Speaker 1: name wrong or a person's name wrong, because the guy
Speaker 1: typing it into the teleprompter just should just write it
Speaker 1: phonetically right it the way it's said, and forget us
Speaker 1: that the way it's really guy, the guy who you
Speaker 1: heard that clip is not Jewish. Okay if you know
Speaker 1: you say Jewish, right, okay, if you know the guy's
Speaker 1: not Jewish, and you know that sadr isn't pronounced the
Speaker 1: way it looks. You have to unless you don't know,
Speaker 1: in which case you shouldn't be writing a story. You
Speaker 1: should say you know what. I wonder how you pronounce
Speaker 1: that I'm not Jewish either? Look at the funk up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where people? We have a fact versus fiction? Oh? Um? Right,
Speaker 1: you have, uh, the one that says fallon facts versus fiction? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: I have fallon facts and then I have facts play
Speaker 1: the Fallon one. Okay, great story, new guidelines for people
Speaker 1: to follow after they've gotten vaccinated, and there's a lot
Speaker 1: of promising news, but also there's a lot of misinformation
Speaker 1: out there, so I wanted to clear some stuff up.
Speaker 1: It is time for a fact versus fiction. Ver same Okay,
Speaker 1: did you hear that it's versus? Yeah? Not only did
Speaker 1: Fallon say verse instead of versus? The band played it
Speaker 1: play the club again. Its versus people to follow after
Speaker 1: they've gotten vaccinated, and there's a lot of promising news,
Speaker 1: but also there's a lot of misinformation out there, so
Speaker 1: I wanted to clear some stuff up. It is time
Speaker 1: for a fact versus fiction. Yeah, well you cut the um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't know, it's like I look, it's a
Speaker 1: common new York area thing to say verse me versus him.
Speaker 1: But it's versus v E R s us right. I
Speaker 1: can forgive Fallon for saying it, because he says both.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he says versus and and this is but the
Speaker 1: band sang verse. They sang verse versus a part of
Speaker 1: a song, versus a verse of curse of course, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm sorry. Versus fiction. Here's this other clay
Speaker 1: fact verse fiction that you sang. That may be our
Speaker 1: first grammar police and a song. No it's not, it's not.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry on a jingle we've done, We've done like
Speaker 1: u um, what's her name? What's her name? Halsey? We
Speaker 1: corrected her grammar him and I. So we have one
Speaker 1: more clip and then we're gonna get to the scamboni.
Speaker 1: And then I want to tell you about my h
Speaker 1: my injection as we could we could save that, we
Speaker 1: could save it. We got notes, and I want to
Speaker 1: hear about it. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I want to hear that we
Speaker 1: go to commercial here next door. No, no, we're at
Speaker 1: a commercial. You want to just give the slices bonus
Speaker 1: commercials too on this bonus episode to give them bonus commercials. No, no,
Speaker 1: I would never, I would never do that. No, no, hey,
Speaker 1: here's extra comms, folks. Yeah, it's time for another. All
Speaker 1: right there, David Brodie. Okay, did I did I tell
Speaker 1: you guys about the zipper breaking on my jeans right
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago? Are you sure you did? You? Did? You? So?
Speaker 1: I just to refresh, I know you. Let's listen in
Speaker 1: order bring in case this is your first episode. I'll
Speaker 1: give you the quick rundown. I had half pulled down
Speaker 1: my zipper on my jeans, right. I was going to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and take a leak, and then I dropped something.
Speaker 1: I dropped my bluetooth earpiece. So I went to pick
Speaker 1: it up and the zipper popped off the track. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the left side was no longer attached to the
Speaker 1: right side of the zipper. Now. I looked online on
Speaker 1: how to fix it, and it said, oh, you take
Speaker 1: off the top fat tooth, which is like a stopper
Speaker 1: on both sides. You slide the thing off and then
Speaker 1: you slide it you you cut um, you cut a
Speaker 1: whole mids zipper right, and then you can slide it
Speaker 1: back into the middle and it'll slide back on and
Speaker 1: look it up on YouTube. It's a fairly easy repair.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to do it. So I went
Speaker 1: and I brought the jeans in. Then the guy was
Speaker 1: like fifteen dollars. I'm like, right, right, right, I just
Speaker 1: watched the video. He goes, well, how much do you
Speaker 1: want to pack on a five? He goes, let me
Speaker 1: talk to the seamstress. Okay. So I left it there
Speaker 1: for about a week and uh I called him and
Speaker 1: I said how much is it? He goes, oh, my god,
Speaker 1: give you a discount. No. So I said, all right,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just gonna try to fix it myself.
Speaker 1: So I go in and I said, yeah, I'm here
Speaker 1: to get my jeans. I said, you really couldn't fix
Speaker 1: it for ten, like they're really old jeans. So he
Speaker 1: shows me the jeans. He goes, no, zipper was broken,
Speaker 1: needs a whole new zipper. And I said, no, I
Speaker 1: watched the video. You just take it off. He was, Look,
Speaker 1: it's missing teeth. He shows me the jeans and the
Speaker 1: right side of the zipper is missing three teeth. Now
Speaker 1: did he break those teeth off when you were looking?
Speaker 1: Or so scary. They had my jeans for a week.
Speaker 1: When I handed in the jeans, there were no missing teeth.
Speaker 1: And you knew that. I know that because I looked
Speaker 1: at the teeth carefully. What a fucking asshole? Call this
Speaker 1: guy out right now? We're going hold on. So I
Speaker 1: said there were no teeth missing? Oh yeah, yeah, teeth were?
Speaker 1: There were teeth missing, I said, I did. I wish
Speaker 1: I had taken a picture of the zipper to prove it,
Speaker 1: but of course why would I take a picture. I
Speaker 1: know there would there were no teeth missing because when
Speaker 1: I watched the video, I was looking very carefully to
Speaker 1: see which the top two breakers the stoppers had to
Speaker 1: come out, and I was trying to figure out where
Speaker 1: I would cut the jeans to pop it back on.
Speaker 1: I would have noticed three teeth missing. I studied the
Speaker 1: zipper to figure out where I would make the cut,
Speaker 1: so I know there weren't three teeth missing. Now they
Speaker 1: may have taken the teeth off to try to get
Speaker 1: the zipper back on. I don't know, but I got
Speaker 1: the impression they were like, now I gotta place all zipper.
Speaker 1: It's like if I brought my car in and they
Speaker 1: slashed the hose basically and told me I needed a
Speaker 1: new hose. So I said, you know what, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna fix my jeans. My zipper wasn't broken. There weren't
Speaker 1: teeth missing. Second of all, the teeth can be put
Speaker 1: back on with pliers, right, it's ridiculous, you can put
Speaker 1: them back on. I said, but you know what, now
Speaker 1: you have not only lost my jeans business. I'm never
Speaker 1: coming here again. You know why this three dry cleaners
Speaker 1: in the area. I'm never going there again. And I
Speaker 1: don't even know the name of the place because it's
Speaker 1: like Quickie Shirt, Easy Easy Press. It's one of these
Speaker 1: fly by night names. I don't even know the name.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you, come and go. It's
Speaker 1: one of those stupid names. I don't even know. And
Speaker 1: I don't want to put the guy out of business.
Speaker 1: But they fucking broke my zipper, and they tried to
Speaker 1: scamboni me like I'm somebody like you know, like when
Speaker 1: you go to auto place and they know you don't
Speaker 1: know cars, you can tell you the need a fragilator.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, ship, really yeah, I got a place
Speaker 1: to fragilator every seven thousand miles like fuck it all right,
Speaker 1: yeah for twenty bucks and plays a bunch of ship
Speaker 1: right there, dude, that is that is a scam freaking ball,
Speaker 1: capital scambo and a capitalisque scamboni. So I'm sure if
Speaker 1: I want to bad mount them in the town Facebook page,
Speaker 1: I would. I would. I'm thinking about it. And then
Speaker 1: because because there's no point oh oh one that maybe
Speaker 1: they broke, but I'm nine point whatever else zero nine
Speaker 1: nine whatever it is, I'm piste off. But I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure they weren't broken. I feel like they scamboned me.
Speaker 1: They definitely did. They don't because when I dropped it off,
Speaker 1: he didn't say, you need a new zipper, it's broken.
Speaker 1: He said to pop it back on. It's fifteen dollars,
Speaker 1: which he would have broke the teeth out of anger.
Speaker 1: He did it. No, he did it, so I'd have
Speaker 1: to pay the fifteen. I didn't want to pay because
Speaker 1: I said I didn't want to pay fifteen. He's making
Speaker 1: an hour. I have to pay fifteen to put a
Speaker 1: whole new zipper in. Of course, the old come and go,
Speaker 1: the old the old bait and switch, the old bag,
Speaker 1: switch the old f and you. So yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I said, it's how about that for a skam bone?
Speaker 1: How about that? How about that? Hey, how about how
Speaker 1: about that? How about you? Know I wanted I've been
Speaker 1: wanting to share this with you. I know, before we
Speaker 1: get out of here, we're not leaving without hearing your story.
Speaker 1: And I feel like there's gonna be some drama. Well
Speaker 1: why do you like? I just I know you. There's
Speaker 1: gonna be something, a story. It's just something I just
Speaker 1: decided to get bougie glad. Now you're calling me bougie
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to pick my shot and by shot
Speaker 1: I mean my vaccine. Oh you are a little bougie
Speaker 1: about that? Check this out? You're lazy. Well, I didn't
Speaker 1: see medication. There's no safe weight for you here. You
Speaker 1: don't see a path for me. I don't I see.
Speaker 1: Here's what I see you doing. I see you walking
Speaker 1: into a prison where all the gates, all the cell
Speaker 1: doors are open, and you think you're just gonna sign
Speaker 1: autographs and it's gonna be good for you. You're like,
Speaker 1: I'll take a shower while I'm here. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: end well for you. All right, Okay, he's in prison
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, my dream, my dream. Listen. I know
Speaker 1: beggars can't be choosers. It's scary. I tried, I tried,
Speaker 1: got I'm not I'm not a bougie bastard. Okay, lazy bastard. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not a lazy bastard. Okay, I okay, check this out.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. I wanted the planes going
Speaker 1: down and there's a mountain. There's a mountain, even gonn
Speaker 1: hit the mountain to the ground, which you're gonna hit angle.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. You can see what you want. You know,
Speaker 1: you can have to want to tee it up this
Speaker 1: way lost sound effect you there's nothing to want want one.
Speaker 1: I got my shot. I got my vaccination. I I
Speaker 1: I prefer I preferred to get the J and J
Speaker 1: because it's a one it's one shot. That's the Johnson
Speaker 1: and Johnson Johnson and Johnson vaccine. Okay, the second Boe
Speaker 1: way Okay. I wanted the Johnson and Johnson shot be
Speaker 1: And you know what, there are people listening to this
Speaker 1: podcast right now, Brodie, that you're offending to listen. There
Speaker 1: may not be other shots in your area other than
Speaker 1: the one that you're gonna be given. So it's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna take it. I want to
Speaker 1: protect myself. That's what it's about, understood, right, And I
Speaker 1: get that. But in an area where we live, where
Speaker 1: there are this is your pilot, uh something across position? Okay,
Speaker 1: and I choose, and I want I wanted to have
Speaker 1: this one. Why is it boogie? It's not boogie by
Speaker 1: the way, we're talking about a saving lives. I wanted
Speaker 1: to I wanted to get the vaccine. I wanted to
Speaker 1: get a one shot one. I wanted to get the
Speaker 1: Johnson and Johnson because it's one shot. And I know
Speaker 1: what you're gonna say, it's less efficacy. And I get
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. At the end of
Speaker 1: the day, people, you have to understand, it's still like
Speaker 1: nineties something percent. We'll keep you out of the hospital
Speaker 1: and a severe illness and death, which is the most
Speaker 1: important part, right for me at least? Okay, So thank you.
Speaker 1: So that's that all right. So so don't don't get
Speaker 1: me with the don't get me with the that one
Speaker 1: is DNA. That do not they're all in my mind
Speaker 1: and right whatever you can get, get right. But I
Speaker 1: had an opportunity a couple of weeks ago, actually last week.
Speaker 1: Prepare for cross, Prepare for cross London, all right, God,
Speaker 1: an opportunity to get either the FIS or of the
Speaker 1: Maderna or the two shot one. Hold on, I'm sweating hands,
Speaker 1: Why are you? But I said, you know what, I
Speaker 1: want to hold out a minute, a week or two.
Speaker 1: I'm not First of all, it may not be my
Speaker 1: turn yet. It's not my turn, right, but people are
Speaker 1: trying to get the vaccine where they can, right people,
Speaker 1: So so check this out. So what are you gonna
Speaker 1: I hear you like, just I'm just trying to get
Speaker 1: my heart right down. Go ahead. So I said to them,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, look, I said, I said, let
Speaker 1: me wait a second. Okay, I'm not I don't want
Speaker 1: to be the guy to raise my hand right now
Speaker 1: because other people need to go. But it just so happened.
Speaker 1: That's that they needed a volunteer and something fell in
Speaker 1: my lap. Okay, that's not where the needle goes. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, okay, And the j it was the Johnson
Speaker 1: Johnson when it was the one I wanted. Okay. So
Speaker 1: but so I got people shot shaming me, trying to
Speaker 1: tell me it's a lesser shot. Thankful that I've been
Speaker 1: guess what I walked in. I got the shot and
Speaker 1: I'm now fully vaccinated. Okay, and that's it. So I
Speaker 1: got it done the end. I got my card, I
Speaker 1: got my v card. I'm still on the list, and
Speaker 1: I actually have medical reasons why I should have been
Speaker 1: ahead of you. But that's okay. You got lucky. I
Speaker 1: got very very I got very very lucky twice. Is
Speaker 1: what lucky? Because that is to turn to turn one down. Well,
Speaker 1: I turned it down the first time I turned it down.
Speaker 1: It was because the first time I turned it down
Speaker 1: was because I felt bad and other people were ahead
Speaker 1: of me, and I like, I can't do this because
Speaker 1: it was a two day shot. It was listen, I
Speaker 1: mean listen, got the one on the second this came available,
Speaker 1: and they're like, look, we need a volunteer. See. I
Speaker 1: don't know if people understand that when they crack open
Speaker 1: a viol of these things, there's like five of them
Speaker 1: that and as soon as they come out of the refrigerator,
Speaker 1: you gotta use all five shots within ninety minutes, of course,
Speaker 1: or you have to they go in the garbage, so
Speaker 1: either they're going into someone's arm, or they're going in
Speaker 1: the pail. They tried to find a volunteer and nobody
Speaker 1: wanted it. So for whatever reason, they had four people waiting. Okay,
Speaker 1: so four people, so that that that fifth one go
Speaker 1: to waste. It was gonna go to waste. So I
Speaker 1: raised my hand and I said, put it in my arm.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, but that was after you turned
Speaker 1: down the two shotter turned it down. I turned it,
Speaker 1: but I turned it down for a different reason. I
Speaker 1: turned it down because at the time, but I turned
Speaker 1: it down because it wasn't my turn. But it's still
Speaker 1: not my turn. But it was gonna go to waste.
Speaker 1: So I took it, okay, but I've vaccinated it. Usually
Speaker 1: think what about you? You? You? You? What about me?
Speaker 1: Somebody can call David Brody and get him. He's got
Speaker 1: medical issues, right, is that what you're saying? You have
Speaker 1: medical things. I'm saying I have some checkboxes there that
Speaker 1: would qualify me before you know. All right, We're lucky.
Speaker 1: They were a last minute. Listen, my brother in law
Speaker 1: who lives in North Carolinas the last minute went into
Speaker 1: a CVS and he said, I live in the area,
Speaker 1: let me know if you have any last minutes. They
Speaker 1: called him and said we got a last minute cancelation.
Speaker 1: He went and got it that night. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: know this last minutes, no problem. We're pulling up, last second,
Speaker 1: pulling up all right, enough of that we can go
Speaker 1: back on vacation. Now technically we're on vacation. We're doing
Speaker 1: a bonus episode of the We're Done Enjoy We'll be
Speaker 1: back next week or whatever exactly. Get the song I'm
Speaker 1: going to Bahama, to the Bahamas. Where you going? Well,
Speaker 1: if I'm lucky, maybe I'll spend a couple of hours
Speaker 1: in uh boys by e