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Speaker 1: Half to become the main girl is like once he's

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Speaker 1: had a main girl for a while, I mean, obviously

422
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 1: there's constant threesomes, but I feel like then it's like threesome.

423
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: And then well actually describes it like it's like this

424
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: competition and you actually like there's always girls nipping at

425
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: your heels. The language she uses insane when she said

426
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: he let Sandra go, like he literally fired her. Like

427
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's a job, and it is a job

428
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: because you live at the mansion, and you have all

429
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Speaker 1: of the perks of living at the mansion, and like

430
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Speaker 1: when you're the main girlfriend, like you have the most perks,

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Speaker 1: Like you have the most access to all the secret rooms,

432
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Speaker 1: and like you have all the breakfast and the clothing

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00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: allowance and like everything you want. Okay, you have the

434
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: most like work to do also, right because you have

435
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436
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,320
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437
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Speaker 1: always the pivotal moment in her life, I know, in

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00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: a Midsummer Night's Dream party. But then even like at

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441
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,960
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443
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,600
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Speaker 1: So she's always drinking this drink at the play Boy

477
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: Mansion called a B fifty two, and she says it constantly.

478
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: She's like, we were drinking so many B fifty twos.

479
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what we were doing the schedule at

480
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: the Mansion's insane. She's like so we stay up till

481
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: five am, like doing drugs and drinking B fifty twos.

482
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: Everyone is having an orgy. Then I wake up at

483
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: one pm. The next day, we go to an aerrobus

484
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: class on the lawn. Then we like talk about what

485
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna wear, get up to high jinks, like steal

486
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: each other's clothes, like braid each other's hair like fingers,

487
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: like it sucks a joke. Like they're literally having like

488
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: pillow fights and underwear, then doing tybou then like all

489
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: just like eating strawberries and like champagne and being like hmm,

490
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: strawberry is so sweet. And then like they all hop

491
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: onto like Hugh's bed and like five some and then

492
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: are like wear these like silk pjs and everything is

493
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: like I could see his member, yeah, showing it. He

494
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,239
Speaker 1: was wearing no one to wear. If you know what

495
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm like, I absolutely do you know what

496
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: you're saying. Um the part where Heff was lounging in

497
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: bed eating a Delmonico steak and melon balls, and she goes,

498
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: he loved melon, but only in balls. I feel there's

499
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: so the entire Playboy mansion feels so edible arrangements, like

500
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: I feel like there's edible arrangements everywhere you look. No,

501
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean fruit needs to be presented with whimsy. Yes,

502
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: like it needs to be carved, it needs to be honest.

503
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: I mean that's so grotesque. I can't imagine Hugh just

504
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: owe a huge slice and kind of making his way down. No,

505
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: of course that there's there's nothing dignified about corn cobbing

506
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: a green melon. It absolutely needs to be in ball

507
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: for him, especially if you're eating it in bed. I mean,

508
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: steak in bed is also frankly insane. Steak it, but

509
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: I think it's like the eighties and are huge tray.

510
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: I mean, do you breakfast in bed? I've you ever

511
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: had breakfast in bed? Well? We would be yes, like well,

512
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: I feel like we were always bringing it to my

513
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: mom as like reward for her being mom. Was like,

514
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: that is very much I've done. I did that before

515
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: his kid. It's like Mother's Day, and I feel like

516
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: so many times my mom got gifts of like different

517
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: trays for different areas, Like we gave her like a

518
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: tray for the bathtub once, and I feel like maybe

519
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: I like on a day when I maybe was home alone,

520
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: I would have like gotten into her bed and like

521
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: used the tray and been like naughty mom. It stopped.

522
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: The tray was there, like he did. The trade didn't

523
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: get brought back down. It's like the trays there, you know,

524
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: I know I would I would have like I made

525
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: myself the whole like Mother's Day experience. So I like

526
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: made my own waffle and then and then went I

527
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: like brought the tray up to my mom's bedroom because

528
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: there was like a TV in there, and then lay

529
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: in her bed with the tray. It was just on

530
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: one of the like many days I was faking sick.

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00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm dying recreating the Mother's Day experience, and like it's

532
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: definitely you at like nine and like talk it being like,

533
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: oh what a caseload I had today? Finally, but it's

534
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: like coke and you're having like a pop chart or

535
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: something and you're like mommy's medicine. Finally. I don't think

536
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: it was fully costplayed. Mom. You were getting on the

537
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: phone just being like you're fired. So by m okay,

538
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: So he eats melon balls in bed. She has a

539
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: private porn video library, and it sounds like Heff is

540
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: also shooting a lot of his sex like regularly. Yeah,

541
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: she was like, we would film a ton of it.

542
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: Just kind of crazy. It's just like a crazy to

543
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: be like, I'm a twenty something with fake teds and

544
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm having so many dairy shots. I'm having ten ten

545
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: p fifty twos and then I'm getting railed on camera.

546
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: I'm doing tons of coke. I'm full of cream. When

547
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: she's the part where she's like, yeah, that was Jim

548
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: Belushi with a cocaine bullet up each nostril and a

549
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 1: girl on each arm, then she'd just be like yeah.

550
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: And then Bill Cosby gave hash to my teenage sister

551
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: who was visiting m Pail Cosby Cosby. She's like everyone

552
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: was there, and you're just like, huh huh. Her teen

553
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: sister who did end up who married Diana Ross's brother

554
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: but is now married to the head of Interscope Records. Yeah,

555
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: go off, girl. I mean, oh, she's fine, she is

556
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: totally good. But so basically, after a year of you know,

557
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: fun in the sun and melon balls, she gets an

558
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: audition for Falcon Crest. Yeah, okay, and you best believe

559
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: that she had to go to her first day. She

560
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: didn't fall conquest. The day after the next minute Summer

561
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: Night's Dream Party and so and then Hugh flew her

562
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 1: on a private plane to go shoot. And then all

563
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 1: other cast members were just like, you're so random. You

564
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: just like flew here, you flew to the Warner Brothers

565
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: lot from the player who was it because it was

566
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: a NAPA it was a NAPA based series. I mean,

567
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: it's also feels very classic Hue and a lot when

568
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: I was wondering and maybe we'll learn some soon. You know,

569
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: in the eighties, to me, Hugh seemed I feel like

570
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: less creepy than he was in because it's like one

571
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: he's been like seventy forever. But like Hugh to me

572
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: in the eighties seems more fun than like Hugh in

573
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: two thousand and five. And like the Kentra. Yeah, you

574
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: know what I'm hearing, Lily is a lot of ages

575
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: um coming from you. And you're thinking, oh, just because

576
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: he's perpetually eighty, like now it's creepy. Oh, but he

577
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: was when he was forty eight, in the prime of

578
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: his life, Like that was fun. You know, he had

579
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: a big heart and that's what matters well, And you

580
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 1: know she loved you, Pam loved you. Everyone loved you.

581
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: They didn't really have you know, and she said yes.

582
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: He was like there's a moment where she's kind of like, yes,

583
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: he was controlling and was like, you're not allowed to leave,

584
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: like you if you it's more about like her having

585
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: to like keep up the appearances of being his girlfriend. Yeah,

586
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 1: it's very just like you know the deal. It's like

587
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: you obviously are like paid to be his girlfriend and

588
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: you get to live at the mansion. And it's less

589
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: that he's not letting you leave. It's just like once

590
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: you start leaving, he's gonna start replacing you with someone else.

591
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: And it's like that's kind of more the viber. It's

592
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: like he's not stopping you from leaving, but he's not

593
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: going to stay with you if you like try to

594
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: be independent. No. And there's like one time where she's

595
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: like I was being followed, but she's also kind of

596
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 1: like yeah, that's part with it. Yeah, she's so who cares.

597
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, yeah, I think a security was

598
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: like telling me. But she was like then I looked up.

599
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: It was actually Hugh's security. Hey, Hugh. Yeah, And she

600
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: was like, look, I couldn't just you know, wake up

601
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: at one and eat melon balls all day long. Well,

602
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: she gets the gig on Falcon Crust and so Hugh

603
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 1: gets her an apartment, gives her, you know, he buys

604
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: her Louis fourteenth furniture, like a whole set of like

605
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: big heavy dressers and chairs for her new apartment, and

606
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: it's like, that's a nice you know, that's nice of him. Yeah,

607
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: and then gives her kind of a check, and then

608
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: she does Falcon Crest a year later. It's the Midnight

609
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: Garden of Good in Evil Party or whatever, and one

610
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: of her girlfriends class. It's like one of her girlfriends,

611
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: and she meets Geen and she's just kind of like

612
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: who's kiss and they're like you know that song, and

613
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: she's like kind of whatever. She doesn't give a fucking

614
00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: She loves how cool she is and how she's not

615
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: giving him the time of day. And then she brings

616
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: him into this like basement at the Playboy mansion because

617
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: she knows all the secret passageways and she's figuring like, yeah,

618
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 1: I guess we're just gonna like fucking this basement. And

619
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 1: then he's just like, but I didn't want to, like

620
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: I wanted to see her again, So he doesn't she's

621
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: kind of sketched the fact that like, well, first he's like,

622
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: am I not getting like a kiss good night er?

623
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: And she was like, no, you're getting late tonight, Like

624
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: she was ready to fuck yeah. She was just kind

625
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: of like whatever, you're a random rock star and he

626
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: needed to prove himself to her that he actually was

627
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: in it for long haul, which he did, and then

628
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: he like tries to come like show up at her. Well,

629
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: there's a whole thing last thing where she's like, also,

630
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Speaker 1: it's very the era when you can just walk onto

631
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: a flight and like there's no security. She's like, my

632
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: flight is at eleven, so you have to show up

633
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: like at ten if we're gonna have breakfast. And he's like,

634
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring you an amazing breakfast of caviar and champagne.

635
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: And then it's a whole confusion. She gives him like

636
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: her joke number for like ugly guys, blah blah blah.

637
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: They like they figure it out and they do end

638
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: up together and they just have this storybook romance, but

639
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: it is a little bit just like she realizes like

640
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: yes he's the Kiss front man, but it's now what

641
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: you think he actually is. Like kind of goody two

642
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: shoes and is like you can't drink or like go

643
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: to parties anymore, even though I met you at the

644
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: playbook party Cholassic Man. Okay, club kids, we have a

645
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: very special treat for you, something very exciting, as a

646
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: little different, because this episode is a little different and

647
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: for the very first time in CBC history, we are

648
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: having a call in. That's right, especial on the phone,

649
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: on the phone coming to us remotely. Who knows something

650
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: or two about this topic, Who knows a little thing

651
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: or two about the Playboy Mansion, about the nineties, about

652
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: the two thousands, about Hollywood, about glamor, about celebrities. Of course,

653
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm talking about none other than friend of the pod,

654
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Speaker 1: my cousin Monica. Hey, guys, we are so good You're

655
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: coming to us live from Los Angeles, California. I'm thrilled

656
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: to chat with you as we just only met for

657
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: the first time ever last spring. Your celebrity in my eyes,

658
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: I know, I couldn't believe it took us so long

659
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: to me. I mean, you've been in the fam for

660
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: decades and yet not until then, literary decades, and you

661
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: two men in our show in La and that was

662
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: so beautiful, and that was like kind of about Los

663
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 1: Angeles and how it brings people together and how it's

664
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Speaker 1: a place of community. And it did. It brought all

665
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: the cousins together as it has for many years. Um. Now, Monica,

666
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: of course we brought you on because not only are

667
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: you my cousin, but you're sort of a famous Hollywood

668
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: bad girl. Um, and you had you had your fair

669
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: share of times at the Playboy Mansion. As as I recall,

670
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: I would say that's more accurate than the Hollywood bad girl.

671
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: My friends would laugh at that, but yes, yes, I

672
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: have had fun to many an evening at the Playboy Mansion.

673
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: So do you remember the first time you went? The

674
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: very first time I went, I would not actually on

675
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: the list. You have to be on the list. I

676
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: had to sneak in with my girlfriend, Rosa, who you

677
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: have reviewed her book. Yes, Rosa and I another one

678
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: of our friends, was dating Michael Bay, the director, and

679
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: they she was watching his dog that she had purchased

680
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: for him while they were together, which was a English

681
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: mastiff and required a Denali to drive the dog around it.

682
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: They were on the list. Rosa and I decided we

683
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: would just jump in the back of the Denali and

684
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: throw Mason's dog blanket over us and try to get

685
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: in that way. So you were basically you were the Mastiff.

686
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: You were like in the little Mastiff den in the

687
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: back of the Denali. Yes, I was spooning Rosa, me

688
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: being the bigger spoon because she's a tiny, tiny woman.

689
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: I was spooning Rosa in the back of the Denali

690
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: under the dog blanket, waiting for the code word of now,

691
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: now as soon as we got past the guard gates

692
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: so that we could jump up, knock the dog hair

693
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: off of us, fix our lip gloss, and get out

694
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: of the cars. If we were invited. Oh my god, wait,

695
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: this is full Cia. So they So you're in your

696
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: sexy outfit and then you're covered in mastiff hair. Shake

697
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: it off. Yeah, what are you wearing? Probably dressed and heels,

698
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: something skimpy. No, not really. I tried to not be

699
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: that girl there because they were everywhere. And in fact,

700
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: one time Jamie Fox pulled me aside at one of

701
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: the parties and said he thought that I looked really nice,

702
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: something like glad to see somebody that was there that

703
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 1: had their own sense of style and didn't feel any

704
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: to get it all out there. Wow, little sense of mystery.

705
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: That was the evening. There's a picture I think online

706
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: somewhere of us with hef at the Playboy party and

707
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: it was the midsummer night stream party and all the

708
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: other girls are wearing next to nothing and I'm wearing

709
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: a baby blue juicy sweatsuit. Oh my god. Wow, that

710
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: really dates it. That puts it at a really specific time. Yeah.

711
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: It was the one piece with the big zipper, not

712
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: like a two piece. Oh okay, that was a one piece. Yeah,

713
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: and then you can jump pull down the zipper a

714
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: little bit low to show that we had to show

715
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: off the negative cleavage, right. Wow. So it's really actually

716
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 1: about like that's how you stand out in the crowd.

717
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: Everyone's in eskimbies can be What were the so like,

718
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: what were the grounds? Like? I mean, she'd so in

719
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 1: this book that we just read by the incredible Shan

720
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: and Tweed, She's like, there's so many secret passageways and

721
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: like weird tunnels and like crypts and wine cellars and

722
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: pool bars and like grottos. It was a big property,

723
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: and or is a big property is a little confusing

724
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: to get around especially because most of the time when

725
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 1: you're there, you're having cocktails and whatevers. But there's there

726
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 1: were paths to go here and there there was We

727
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time down by the monkey cages.

728
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: That's where everybody smoked pot. We would go down by

729
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: the monkey cages. WHOA, when you say monkey cages, there

730
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 1: are monkeys in there? Is that just kind of a

731
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: term for an area. Oh No, there's monkeys in there,

732
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: and the monkeys liked to be They liked it when

733
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: everybody would come her monthreated the monkey changes. Wow. I

734
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: mean this really does sound like as debautrious as everyone

735
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: says it was. There's just girls in bikinis and monkeys. Yeah,

736
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: I would have been happier if they were in bikini

737
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: There's a lot of completely nigid women in body paint.

738
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: Towards the end oh wow too, at the end of

739
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: when I stopped going, what year was around this two thousands?

740
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: The last time was probably early early two thousands, like

741
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: somewhere between two thousand and two thousand and two, And

742
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: that was the body pain era. Were you seeing people

743
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: like fucking on the grounds? You could, but usually that

744
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: it wasn't just like out and about all over the place.

745
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: That definitely went on in the grotto. My eyes burned

746
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: many times when I would step in there and then go,

747
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: why the heck did I come in here? Wow, Well,

748
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: I feel like I have a much better understanding of

749
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: the man. I've heard those stories before, but just to

750
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: hear them all together at once, it's like, Wow, it

751
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: really was a time a time in his It really was,

752
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: And I have to say I look back on some

753
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: of those days as some of the most fun evenings

754
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 1: I've had. I mean, it does sound like an obstacle course,

755
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: the one I mean you're little sitting like, having you know, drinks,

756
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: watching girls fall, absolutely an obstacle course. And for your foodies,

757
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: the best stuff mushrooms I've ever had. I was going

758
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: to ask what the food was served at these parties.

759
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: It was always the same kind of things. The caterers

760
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: would just do, you know, for the big parties that

761
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: seemed like there was always the same kind of menus.

762
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: But I was always a big fan of the white

763
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: chocolate truffles and the stuffed mushrooms because it was just

764
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: like finger foods, right, little past apps I'm imaginely crab charts,

765
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: and there was crab charts. Perhaps there was. It was

766
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: like a you know, a station. They didn't really have people.

767
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: There wasn't a lot of eating going on there. I

768
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: think it was mostly my girlfriends and I that were

769
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: like trying to get more, trying to get some food

770
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: that would be up shrimp cocktail, I imagine right there.

771
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: Must we always drink champagne when we were there, because

772
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: why not drink the Playboy mentions champagne and anything else.

773
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: But you could have there was a full of book bar.

774
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,240
Speaker 1: You could have whatever you want it. So anyway, enjoy.

775
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to keep you. I know you guys

776
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: are doing your thing. Okay. I love you, Monica, love

777
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: you too. By guards talk to you by a Midsummer

778
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: night Segments party. How does she live? What does she wear?

779
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 1: What does she what does she eat? Uh? She can

780
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: eat whatever she wants because she's so thin. And she

781
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: goes to Barri's boot camp and she goes to Billy

782
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: Blanks Tibo and she's like she's very on, she's very

783
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: like on trend exercise, like I'm sure now she does

784
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: so cycle. She's doing like pilates and sole cycle. Well,

785
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: I went to her Instagram, as you call Um off

786
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: book research yea, and she like posted some just like

787
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: healthy choices, frozen pesto, chicken, totelini or whatever, and her

788
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: caption was just like while the mouse like while the

789
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: cat is away, the mouse will eat for one how

790
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: she wants. And I feel like that's she'll say Jean

791
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: Simms on tour and her being like, I'm not cooking tonight,

792
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm making nineties. But I'm sure she's also like doing

793
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: Daily Harvest or whatever because she got a coupon and

794
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: like her daughter is such an insane influencer the kids.

795
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 1: Did you look up the kids? Yeah? So the daughter

796
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: like has a song and was on that the Canadian Billboard.

797
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: She has like the fakest music career. She came up

798
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: with a song called black Mirror, inspired by the TV

799
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: show in twenty sixteen that has like a dance remix

800
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 1: and then it's like and then she was like posting

801
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: something she was on like Toronto Amazon Charts just being

802
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: like my new like random Spotify single that's so just

803
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: like trop house, like fake song is out and I

804
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: like she's doing one song a year that's like a

805
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: color and she's put and Shannon is so proud of her.

806
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: I also think like Shannon is because like definitely when

807
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: this book was written, like she's not acting and is

808
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: just kind of mom, and it does sound like she

809
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: is actually just like cooking a lot and is making

810
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 1: like chicken ola fresca and like in a rugul of salad.

811
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: And then when she goes out, I mean she's very

812
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: just like a couple of my girlfriends and I were

813
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: at Spago for sure, and she's indulging in pasta and

814
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: yeah she's eating a healthy portion of like a portion pasta.

815
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: Yeah she's not coming in portions. Um, but of course

816
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: she doesn't drink anymore because Jean told her not to. Okay,

817
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 1: what is she where? Um, she's just like scampy fun yeah,

818
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: fun tops Like I feel like it's like a white

819
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: ribbed sweater that's like plunging low lots of beaded jewelry,

820
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 1: like beaded belts. Well, and she talks about how like Gean,

821
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: I mean, this is so like him being so classic

822
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: rich guy, Like he doesn't like spending money and he

823
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: doesn't buy her Christmas presents and then one time she

824
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 1: like forces him to buy her Christmas present. She's like

825
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: and I really wanted this, like Edwardian Cross, she's kind

826
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: of doing like gothic gets into Holly Live because I

827
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: actually think that they probably used to be a lot more.

828
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: I think her natural state is more like the Osbourne family,

829
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: Like they are more like crosses and goth and heavy

830
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: furniture and she had the Louis fifteenth like big chests.

831
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: But because I think that she's so like on trend,

832
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: I feel like now she's way more selling Sunset mansion

833
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: and is just being like modern like light floors and

834
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: dark gray furniture and the glass walls and it is

835
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: just being more like yeah, and I think she has

836
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 1: a lot of different like pools and grottos, and like

837
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 1: she talks about how like Jean, it's also him being like,

838
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: oh I just like she's like he doesn't know like

839
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: a Motel six from a like a you know, a hilt, right,

840
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: And he's like I want a dome and she's like

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00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 1: I need a grotto and he doesn't get like understand

842
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: when we had to run out our house and like

843
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: pick different doors. So I think it's you know, it's California.

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00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: I think it is like this low, massive sectional. Yeah.

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00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: I do feel like it's a lot of like inner

846
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: water works happening. Yeah, I think there's water features. It's

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00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: interactor space, but I don't think I think they've gotten

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00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: rid of all of the like I bet they huge

849
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 1: gothic heavy stuff and that's kind of all gone. Yeah,

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00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,879
Speaker 1: and she's just like, now I go to a soul

851
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: cycle and the kiss Meerbili is in his own kiss office. Yeah.

852
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: And she was like, you don't see me putting up

853
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: like all of my like playboy like cutouts all over

854
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: the house. And it's like, that's a good point. And

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00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: they definitely have really high security because they've both had

856
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: stalkers in the past, as she mentioned, and that stole

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00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: from them out of their wall safe. Yeah. So they

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00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: one of their nanny's who was named like Lisa, like

859
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 1: stole from them or had like a boyfriend steal from

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00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: them out of the wall safe that she referenced. And

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00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I need a wall save. I mean,

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00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: I love anything that's hidden behind a picture frame. Woh,

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00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: I mean the faux library library. Yeah. No, I'm actually

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00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: I can't wait to I can install a speak easy

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00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: in my own home. I have a cabinet of curiosities.

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Speaker 1: They also get sued by like one of their housekeepers

867
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: that they fire after like two years because they can't

868
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: afford her anymore, even though obviously like they're so rich,

869
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: but I do feel like Geane is like, we don't

870
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 1: need these two housekeepers, and then this housekeey. She spends

871
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: a full chapter like, honestly, the last chapter of the

872
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: book is her being like, she accused us of both

873
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: sexually assaulting her and that is not true. And you're like, Okay, yeah,

874
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: I don't think you sexually assaulted this housekeeper. But this

875
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:00,439
Speaker 1: is also random that you're spending like a full chapter defending. Yeah,

876
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: it's a little bit like me thinks that doctor tests

877
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: too much and really what went on with the housekeeper? Um? Okay,

878
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: I honestly give this book four and a half Midsummer

879
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 1: Night's Dream Parties out of five. I'm like, this book

880
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: was really fun and it was it was perceptive. The

881
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 1: audio book was just so like dry and it's so

882
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 1: true she was such a humor and it's not what

883
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: makes it. I agree. I give it um four point

884
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: five um dead Snapped minx out of five. Is you

885
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: know it has yes kind of this rough childhood, but

886
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: it's not it's it's really not that rough, and like

887
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,879
Speaker 1: it gives you a glimpse into this you know eighties

888
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: b actress just that life. And she's funny too. You know,

889
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: she's a SaaS. I love her attitude about work and

890
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: life and fame and family and like doing what you

891
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: want when you want her whole, you know the philosophy

892
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 1: bround looks like she doesn't ask him where he's been

893
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,720
Speaker 1: or what he's been up to. And then trust trust

894
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,240
Speaker 1: in a marriage, in a non marriage, in a non marriage,

895
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: in any relationship, and just like and and you know

896
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: sometimes that causes friction and there's jealousy, but you know

897
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: you work through that and you have fun with that too, well, right,

898
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: And I think she's saying there is She's like, oh,

899
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: and I know, like there are groupies though. I did

900
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: watch this clip where they're on The Joey Behar Show

901
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: and she walks off because she's like done with his

902
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: lifestyle and like photography part of their kink. They're part

903
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,439
Speaker 1: of their kink is going on the Joy Behar Show. Yeah,

904
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: and like how you keep it going? Yeah? Having this

905
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: like tiff No the last sentence of the book that

906
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 1: I was like, oh are we done. Here is the

907
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: man still turns my rank? Yeah? Oh wait, who are

908
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,879
Speaker 1: you in the book? Oh? Who are you're in the book? Um,

909
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:02,879
Speaker 1: I'm her mustachioed, windowed dressed her husband. Yeah you're, she says,

910
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: so that she's like, look, I forgot if this was

911
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: a different boyfriend who crossed dressed. She was like, look,

912
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: the sex was the same. She's she's being kind of

913
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: pretty queer. She's like, the sex is the same, only

914
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: he was probably better for him because like he was

915
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 1: getting his rocks off because he was like dressed a

916
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: share while we were fucking. Oh right, Like I didn't care.

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00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: It's fun. Yeah, she's super queer. Yeah, so you're the

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00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: window dressing Canadian and Saskatoon. You're my cousin. Yeah, I

919
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: am Monica like under this dog blanket. That's also both

920
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 1: about sneakin. Yeah, um okay, well you guys, uh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Read And it's a fun, really good fun for a drive.

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Speaker 1: It's a really fun on audio. So yeah, Tweed, it's

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Speaker 1: a really nice audio length. Um, if you're maybe driving

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Speaker 1: to Albany this week, ant or Ottawa, Yeah, Toronto, Maunch.

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00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: It's actually half the trip to mant All from New York. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you could listen to it twice, committed to Memory Okay,

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Speaker 1: well Over and Out Bunnies Fast Celebrity book Club is

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