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Speaker 4: Quick question Brooke. In your marriage, who's more into makeouts?

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Speaker 5: You are?

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Speaker 4: Michael in the morning?

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Speaker 6: I love again makeout session but also loves.

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Speaker 7: Some over the closed stuff. Sometimes he.

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Speaker 8: Is always trying to grab my chest, like in the

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Speaker 7: And I think it's to be funny, but sometimes I'm.

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Speaker 4: Like, dude, so it's like dating a middle school boy style. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: when's the last time that you guys just kissed in

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Speaker 4: the backseat of your husband's minivan? When did that go down?

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Speaker 6: He's calling it the man van now after what you did? Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm going to leave that question unanswered.

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Speaker 2: Yeah this morning?

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Speaker 4: Whoa Okay? Well Brook, you can think me later because

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Speaker 4: I just found a list that you and Michael can

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Speaker 4: take advantage of starting next year. It's the top ten

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Speaker 4: best makeout spots in America.

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Speaker 7: Two parents making out and.

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Speaker 5: Flying We know.

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Speaker 7: How hot we are?

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Speaker 4: And they survey thousands of people for this. I'm not

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Speaker 4: going to go over the whole list, but Red Rock Canyon,

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Speaker 4: the Scenic Drive in Vegas is on there. Yeah, go

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Speaker 4: gamble and then gum each other out in the desert.

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Speaker 4: It's good times. Number three is Pike's Peak Highway in

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Speaker 4: Colorado Springs. I guess these are all like makeout points

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Speaker 4: where you drive your car and then park.

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Speaker 7: Which is they're all very remote too.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that's key Number two. You and Mychael

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Speaker 4: can swap spit in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 6: My husband's experience in that park is it's very crowded.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you're not afraid of some eyes an audience?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 4: But the number one makeout spot in America, according to

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Speaker 4: this survey, on Hannah Highway in MAUI No.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, and I about vomited. I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 7: The first mile Mountain.

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Speaker 1: It's the windiest road ever.

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Speaker 7: Like I was driving and still was motion sickness. We

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Speaker 4: I feel like a makeup would be better If you're

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Speaker 4: feeling a little bit woozy, it's kind of nice.

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Speaker 2: Turn your head.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, now let's move on. We got to get into

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Speaker 4: the shot collar question of the day, which I'm kind

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Speaker 4: of surprised didn't make the top makeout spots this year.

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Speaker 4: But let's change that today. Jake, you know what to do.

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Speaker 2: Yiss him.

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Speaker 9: Entry, get your bag of chips ready or if your brook,

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Speaker 9: your bag of organic, non GMO kale flakes.

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Speaker 5: Because it's National Caeso Day now in America.

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Speaker 9: Caeso is more than just a conglomeration of guey and

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Speaker 9: melted cheese. It's a fountain of happiness that brings us

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Speaker 9: together at tailgates, at taco nights, and funerals everywhere. There's

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Speaker 9: one occasion, but it's not the only dip we like

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Speaker 9: to stuff down our gullets. In fact, it's just one

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Speaker 9: of the many popular party sauces we enjoy. But do

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Speaker 9: you know the rest? Because today is all about dipping, dunking,

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Speaker 9: I have a list of the top twenty most popular

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Speaker 9: And now, between condiments and dips, I would lean towards

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Speaker 9: guessing dips.

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Speaker 9: Okay, let's start with the woman who keeps her desk

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Speaker 5: That's Alexis. Alexis Top twenty dips are on the board.

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Speaker 5: Number one answer on my list is so good.

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Speaker 7: But Ranch is a dip. I dip, I dip, you dip,

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Speaker 5: spinach choke dip.

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Speaker 4: I put that on a pizza.

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Speaker 5: One, three and five are gone.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey, are up to you best pre makeout date night dip.

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Speaker 4: Give me some French onion.

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Speaker 5: French onion dip its number six on my list.

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Speaker 7: Brook, Okay, show me salsas Salsa.

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Speaker 9: It's number two on my list. I'm also going to

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Speaker 5: Go over to Jose.

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Speaker 2: Buffalo chicken dip.

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Speaker 5: Buffalo chicken dip. It's number eight on my list.

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Speaker 7: You get the recipe for that at it Top.

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Speaker 5: Eight sides number four. Interesting. Let's go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: I'm taking a lesson from all the previous rounds that

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Speaker 4: we've ever done with this. Yeh, since it's national Caso dig,

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Speaker 5: You guys have got the entire top eight so far.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to.

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Speaker 7: Alexis Barbecue sauce.

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Speaker 4: You dipping it barbecue sauce.

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Speaker 4: You personally, I don't really eat it, but you've heard

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Speaker 3: So that's why.

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Speaker 4: Guess barbecue sauces.

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Speaker 6: It's a good veggie dip. It's good for wings. I'm

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Speaker 5: Oh, great blue cheese dip. It's number eighteen on my list.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds like a value to me.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of not sure if this will be on

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Speaker 2: Give Me Bean dip.

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Speaker 7: O good choice.

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Speaker 10: say if you can dunk it, then it belongs on

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Speaker 5: Cinnamon sugar dip at Cinnabon.

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Speaker 4: This is a fraud.

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Speaker 5: What do you dip at the Cinnabon.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm unfamiliar with your game. We're back to brook.

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Speaker 7: Okay, show me a clam dip.

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Speaker 4: That's so good.

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Speaker 5: Clam clam dip. No, I'm gonna give you another one

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Speaker 5: for that means Jose has one Today's edition of plenty

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Speaker 4: You're gonna sing my own song, camp.

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Speaker 2: I know what I want to sing. I want somebody

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Speaker 4: Well, someone suggested Living Levita Loca by Ricky Martin.

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Speaker 4: That wasn't fun at all.

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Speaker 5: He's become.

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Speaker 4: Right to his head to be that's your shot collar

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Speaker 3: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's really starting to feel like fall across the country,

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Speaker 4: which begs the question is it too early to start

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Speaker 7: Your stomach out the deal.

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Speaker 4: Don't start guys. This isn't about you, okay, this is

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Speaker 4: about Thanksgiving. Because a new survey asked thousands of normal

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Speaker 7: Did you emphasize normal because that's why we don't fall.

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Speaker 4: In a survey, I don't know what it's like to

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Speaker 4: guess lists and menu items for Thanksgiving, roughly thirty percent

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Speaker 7: You just wait and call the cops? Let the guy

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Speaker 4: The right answer is what this guy did. He started

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Speaker 7: Did the guy say? I thought this was my car?

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Speaker 4: The burglar begged the man to help him out, and

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Speaker 4: Whoever runs New Jersey's official social media accounts best be

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Speaker 4: careful because wars have been fought over less than this

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Speaker 4: last week. Someone on Twitter posed this question just for fun.

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: That's actually I.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, got him?

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Speaker 2: We need people in here.

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Speaker 6: Ye sick that toll insult.

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Speaker 4: Then Jersey hit back with this quote, The only sad

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Speaker 7: All right, one New Jersey.

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Speaker 7: People sitting at home waiting to type act I was like, what.

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Speaker 4: Comedy Central needs to do a roast on all the states.

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Speaker 2: Dude, best comedian for those born in each state.

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Speaker 4: I love it anyway, This state insults have been flying

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Speaker 7: Why do I want to jump on?

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Speaker 4: You don't want Brooks home state of Idaho to get

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Speaker 4: in the mix. Yes, you're gonna get roasted, Brooke. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: this next laser story is out of celebrity corner. An

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Speaker 4: Oscar winning filmmaker named Kevin McDonald directed a documentary about

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Speaker 4: Oprah for Apple TV plus.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure that Oprah has quite a few shows

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Speaker 4: Even though he teamed up with her longtime producer on it,

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Speaker 7: She wasn't happy not on her favorites list.

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Speaker 4: The two of them argued about it. She wanted changes

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Speaker 6: I just can't imagine having that much money and power.

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Speaker 4: we're just witnesses to Oprah's great power and we should

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Speaker 4: Miss Winfrey believes the filmmakers are incredibly talented, and she's

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well said somebody's life work.

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Speaker 12: Now, how rich is she she should come out and

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Speaker 12: be like, oh, I just didn't like my outfit during

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of supplement City. This

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Speaker 4: next story makes sense because when I think health, I

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Speaker 4: think candy bars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Hershey's is expanding its portfolio with a new line of

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Speaker 2: It's our flavored like candy bar.

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Speaker 4: They partnered with the supplement brand C four on two

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Speaker 4: of them that are supposed to taste like Hershey's chocolate

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Speaker 6: Going to do that sounds so good to make like

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Speaker 7: I can't working out more.

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Speaker 2: Guys, let's go.

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Speaker 4: They're also selling a pre workout powder that tastes like

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Speaker 7: Actually no, there's a pretty pebbles one.

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Speaker 4: I love working out, Plus a line of Sea four

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Speaker 6: Why do I feel like most of the people that

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Speaker 5: Know, of the eating.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna snort some.

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Speaker 4: And it actually isn't new ground for C four. They

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Speaker 4: already have drinks that taste like Skittles and Starburst. The

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Speaker 4: Hershe's is looking for new revenue streams to offset their

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Speaker 4: falling candy sales. They recently reported a seventeen percent drop

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Speaker 4: in revenue. I'm sure Brook's gonna make up that deficit though,

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Speaker 4: with October coming right around the corner.

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Speaker 7: I've been working hard.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Brooke, You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: We saw a bag of candy on stale. My thought

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Speaker 1: You know what, I feel like I've done my life's

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Speaker 1: work that you see a bag of candy and I'm

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Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, Halloween, we really know each other.

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Speaker 4: Brook's doing her part along with this guy. He is her.

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Speaker 4: She's all the way and you can tell from his

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Speaker 4: chocolate mustache that he has. I mean, it's chocolate. Question

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Speaker 4: has come to We'll do it again. The same time on.

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Speaker 3: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy to think how scientists have completely changed the

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Speaker 4: way we live. Oh yeah, Branks to them. We have

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Speaker 4: don't feel are at home heart transplants what I can't

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Speaker 4: what our favorite celebrities look like shirtless without having to

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Speaker 4: actually stalk them at their mansions. Yeah, but still you

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Speaker 4: don't have to anymore. Thank you science. But for all

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Speaker 4: if not more, fails and question marks in the science world,

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Speaker 4: and we know all about them thanks to the ig

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Speaker 4: Nobel Prizes. Ah, the awards show that celebrates the dumbest

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Speaker 4: science coming up right after this. Albert Einstein, smart guy,

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Speaker 4: the Morning. Sure Albie did some good stuff, he had

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Speaker 4: some great hair, he did his research have to be

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Speaker 4: so frickin' lame dry your relativity snooze.

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Speaker 4: The concept of wave particle duality. I'll take least sexy

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Speaker 4: It's just because you're a scientist doesn't mean you have

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Speaker 4: IIG Nobel Prices, the awards that honor the brave scientific

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Speaker 4: if you don't know, every single year we talk about

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Speaker 4: Super fun too, because this year's Ignobel Prize winners were

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Speaker 4: went to a team of researchers who asked, can you

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Speaker 6: Ah?

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Speaker 4: This is important to know.

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Speaker 5: Let's see.

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Speaker 4: They found actually many mammals are capable of it, even

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Speaker 4: Spreadom What else's getting out of the awards show? A

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Speaker 4: team in Amsterdam did three hundred and fifty thousand coin

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Speaker 7: How do we choose?

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Speaker 4: Coins are slightly more likely to land on the same

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Speaker 11: Oh, you gotta pay attention what it is on the

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Speaker 6: Oh man, dude, the NFL and all the sports leagues

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Speaker 4: This year's Peace Prize went to a study that looked

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Speaker 6: Why do I feel like that doesn't turn out good

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Speaker 4: Ethical pigeons need jobs to broka.

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Speaker 12: What is it like it's turning last, We're going over

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Speaker 6: It's like standing next to somebody with fake boobs and

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Speaker 7: That's what I was, like, that happened, you know what

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Speaker 4: The Anatomy Prize went to a study that asked is

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Speaker 4: the direction that your hair swirls affected by the hemisphere

456
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Speaker 4: that you're born in, the idea that the toilet water

457
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Speaker 4: flushes in different directions. They wonder if your hair goes

458
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Speaker 4: in different directions based on where you're born.

459
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Speaker 7: Ye, did they give us an answer?

460
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Speaker 4: After two hundred hours of research. They concluded that they

461
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Speaker 4: need more research, so we'll keep you updated on your

462
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 4: hair swirls. The prize for Medicine at the Ignobel went

463
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Speaker 4: to a study that found placebos seemed to work better

464
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Speaker 4: if they cause a few painful side effects.

465
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Speaker 6: What wait, so it's medication that's doing nothing other than

466
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Speaker 6: giving you bad side effects.

467
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Speaker 7: Yes, gone, Hey, it's just because the pain goes somewhere else.

468
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

469
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Speaker 2: Or you're like something's happening, So something's working.

470
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Speaker 4: We're talking about the EIG Nobel Prize winners from this

471
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Speaker 4: past year, not the Nobel Prize. This is the opposite,

472
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Speaker 4: celebrating the weirdest real studies in the world of science.

473
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Speaker 4: The prize for Physics went to a study that looked

474
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Speaker 4: at the swimming abilities of dead trout. Yeah is it

475
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Speaker 4: only you're not gonna believe this. They found that dead

476
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Speaker 4: trout don't swim as good as living trucks. I was like, no,

477
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Speaker 4: I'm really glad that that somebody granted the research for this.

478
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Speaker 4: But oh, that's a different study.

479
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Speaker 7: Look at that.

480
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Speaker 4: We have to look at that in the future. This

481
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Speaker 4: year's Chemistry prize went to a study that used a

482
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Speaker 4: process called chromatography to make drunk and sober earthworms race

483
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Speaker 4: against each other.

484
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Speaker 7: Yeah, come on.

485
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Speaker 5: This can't be.

486
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Speaker 6: This has to be a frat party thing that they

487
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Speaker 6: did not as scientific.

488
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Speaker 4: Yeah, drug, I want to see an earthworm do it?

489
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Speaker 4: Little tiny keg stands yees, wakes up.

490
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Speaker 7: In the morning and has lots of regrets.

491
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Speaker 4: The IIG Nobel Prize for Biology went to an old

492
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Speaker 4: study from nineteen forty one where researchers popped brown paper

493
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Speaker 4: bags while a cat stood on top of a cow's bag.

494
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Speaker 4: Why why they're apparently trying to see if they could

495
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Speaker 4: scare cows into producing more milk.

496
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Speaker 7: Can we just get information on how they got cats

497
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Speaker 7: to stand on.

498
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Speaker 3: The back of the How?

499
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Speaker 4: And finally, the prize for demographics went to a study

500
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Speaker 4: that found places where people supposedly lived the longest tend

501
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Speaker 4: to have very poor record keeping in those places, specifically

502
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Speaker 4: when it comes to the years people were born John.

503
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Speaker 5: Show.

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Speaker 1: So basically, people that are really old don't actually remember

505
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Speaker 1: how Well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, those are the important studies that we need to

507
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Speaker 4: make the world a better place. The EIG Nobel Prizes

508
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Speaker 4: for this year we got your phone tab coming up.

509
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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

510
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Speaker 4: One of our listeners asked us to prank his old

511
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Speaker 4: friend from college. His buddy's different now. It's got an

512
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Speaker 4: important job at a big company doing a lot of

513
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Speaker 4: high level financial stuff. And the one thing he'd be

514
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Speaker 4: completely mortified about is if some of his coworkers knew

515
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 4: details about his past, specifically a certain job that he

516
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Speaker 4: used to have that he doesn't want anybody to know

517
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Speaker 4: about it. Well, Stout's come to light in your phone

518
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Speaker 4: tap right now.

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Speaker 13: Hello, this is Stephen.

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Speaker 7: Hey Stevie, how's it going.

521
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Speaker 4: Who is.

522
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Speaker 6: Wouldn't you like to know? Okay, fine, I'll tell you.

523
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Speaker 6: This is Sherry from accounting.

524
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't Cherry.

525
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Speaker 14: Oh okay, yes, and welcome.

526
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Speaker 13: I saw you're starting.

527
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Speaker 7: This week, right, that's right. Keep it up on me,

528
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Speaker 7: aren't you.

529
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Speaker 13: I just read the email.

530
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Speaker 7: You know about me, and I know a lot about you.

531
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Speaker 14: I'm not sure what you mean.

532
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 15: Do you need something from me?

533
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 7: I don't know. Do I need something from you?

534
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 13: Why are you acting so weird?

535
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 14: I don't.

536
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 13: I don't even know you. This is my first interaction.

537
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 7: With and you like it, don't you?

538
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Speaker 14: Okay?

539
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 13: I should really get back to work.

540
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Speaker 7: So before you go, Sted, it's Stephen.

541
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Speaker 6: You should know a little Bertie told me something about

542
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Speaker 6: your past, and I cannot get it out of my head.

543
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 14: I don't know what you're talking about.

544
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Speaker 7: You don't, Are you sure?

545
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm sure.

546
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 7: I heard that you did a little job a while

547
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Speaker 7: back strip club DJ.

548
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 14: What to that?

549
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 7: Yeah? I know I know about you, DJ Pole position.

550
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 7: Oh my god, don't worry.

551
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Speaker 13: How do you know that?

552
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 7: Don't worry. I Am not going to tell a soul

553
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 7: as long as the share bear gets a little taste.

554
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Speaker 4: Okay.

555
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Speaker 13: I don't know what you're after here, but I don't

556
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 13: want anyone. You can't tell anyone about that.

557
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 6: I won't as long as you give me that big

558
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 6: booming DJ voice just a little samp.

559
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Speaker 15: No, I don't.

560
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Speaker 14: I don't do that anymore.

561
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Speaker 13: I don't even know how you know about all that.

562
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Speaker 7: You have a lot of questions, don't you?

563
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Speaker 5: Okay?

564
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Speaker 15: Just do won't put you up to this?

565
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Speaker 13: Did a friend put you up to this right now.

566
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Speaker 7: We're coworkers.

567
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Speaker 13: Now, yeah, unfortunately, and the.

568
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Speaker 7: Entire staff is about to know unless you What are

569
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Speaker 7: you doing, Stevie?

570
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Speaker 3: What do you want?

571
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Speaker 6: I'm so glad you asked all I want? I want

572
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Speaker 6: DJ Pole Position to talk dirty to me.

573
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Speaker 13: Are you crazy?

574
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 3: I'm not.

575
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Speaker 14: No, I'm not going to do that.

576
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 6: No, how about you described to me how to make

577
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 6: the perfect grilled cheese sandwich?

578
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 7: Oh my god, in that strip or DJ voice?

579
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 13: Okay there, I'm I'm at work.

580
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 14: I want to do this.

581
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Speaker 6: You do that for share Bear, and I promise to

582
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Speaker 6: forget everything I know about you and your past.

583
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Speaker 13: She black my eye?

584
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Speaker 14: Don't I don't.

585
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 4: I don't like this.

586
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 7: Come on, Poole Position, let's hear it sizzle.

587
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 15: Fine, you swear to God, I.

588
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 7: Swear on everything God. I'm waiting.

589
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Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, shut my door.

590
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 6: I just want to hear how melted that cheese? Okay,

591
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 6: just tell me about buttering that bread? Okay, okay, Oh

592
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 6: give it to me.

593
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 4: Coming up to the stage next.

594
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Speaker 15: She's sexy, She's.

595
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Speaker 3: She's morem buttery, is she?

596
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Speaker 14: She's a melty grilled cheese? You like the crust? Kett

597
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Speaker 14: All Are you laughing?

598
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 7: She take Oh the cruss off? Is that right?

599
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 13: Are you?

600
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Speaker 16: Are you laughing?

601
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 7: I can't go on.

602
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 8: This is brag from the radio show Brock and Jeffrey

603
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 8: in the Morning. Your friend George set you up for

604
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Speaker 8: a break phone call.

605
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Speaker 14: What are you talking about?

606
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that was so good.

607
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 5: I was so good.

608
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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

609
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Speaker 8: He told us that you didn't want his her coworkers

610
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Speaker 8: to find out that you used to be a strip

611
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Speaker 8: club teacher.

612
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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

613
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Speaker 7: Oh I'm so sorry, Steven.

614
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Speaker 14: Go no.

615
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 6: Oh but you slapped that bread hard, didn't you, Stephen?

616
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 11: I just didn't want you didn't tell anyone.

617
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Speaker 6: I think with that kind of talk, you could start

618
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Speaker 6: a cooking show on OnlyFans.

619
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Speaker 7: Huh.

620
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Speaker 4: I'm working on the sales forecat.

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Speaker 7: Weak up.

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Speaker 3: Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties

623
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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

624
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Speaker 4: Certain topics in the dating world are just considered taboo.

625
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 4: Just don't bring them up because you're playing with fire.

626
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 4: Like religion. Oh yeah, exes, you're fetish for hot tubbing clowns.

627
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 4: Don't don't mention it, even though chances are she'd probably

628
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 4: be into it. Yeah, save her not to talk about it,

629
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Speaker 4: Red Nose. I'm sure it would go great, but just

630
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Speaker 4: don't do it. And I've never seen this particular topic

631
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 4: mentioned on any do not mention list, but maybe we

632
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 4: should add it because one of our listeners spent the

633
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 4: entire night talking about it with his date and our

634
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 4: reaction was yikes, no surprise, he needs our help and

635
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 4: your brand near second date.

636
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 17: Updated right after this second date updated.

637
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Speaker 4: Imagine the one person you had a huge crush on

638
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 4: years ago where you were always into them, but nothing

639
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 4: happened fast forward, and what if that old crush from

640
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 4: your past suddenly walked back into your life.

641
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm so exciting.

642
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 2: You had your chance.

643
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 5: Get out of here.

644
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 11: You're talking about it's great second chances.

645
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 7: Okay, you blew your shot the first time and now

646
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 7: you get a do over.

647
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the question. Do you take Jose's approach and say, well,

648
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 4: past is past and just approach it as friends, or

649
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 4: do you take a chance.

650
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 7: I've never not tell me your current.

651
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 4: Spouse and all three of your children, and you just

652
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 4: go for it, telling me we.

653
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Speaker 7: Have a married person on the phone.

654
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 4: Happiness too, Brooke. Always remember that you're talking about me.

655
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Speaker 4: One of our listeners had an accident old run with

656
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Speaker 4: an old love interest of his, and now he's come

657
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Speaker 4: to us for some help. His name is Jason. Jason.

658
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.

659
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 7: Hey guys, Jason, are you assing my fingers that you're single? Buddy?

660
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Speaker 14: I am all right.

661
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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, off to a good started, He exadly, we

662
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Speaker 4: would have probably kept going.

663
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Speaker 2: Yeah if her conscious feel better.

664
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Speaker 4: Yeah, So apparently you ran into some sort of old

665
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Speaker 4: love interest from your past. Tell us about her.

666
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Speaker 14: Well, it's a it's a girl that I used to

667
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 14: work with.

668
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Speaker 15: Okay, her name's Cassy, and uh, you know I I

669
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Speaker 15: must have asked her out half a dozen times, you know,

670
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Speaker 15: back when we worked together.

671
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Speaker 4: Oh you did?

672
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Speaker 7: You did shoot your shot a lot?

673
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Speaker 16: He was.

674
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Speaker 15: She kind of always acted like she thought I was joking,

675
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Speaker 15: you know what I mean, Like she didn't make it seriously.

676
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Speaker 1: Well that she was probably doing that to save your feelings.

677
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Speaker 15: Maybe, uh it didn't feel good either way.

678
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Speaker 7: Okay. What was her response always?

679
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Speaker 14: Well, she always would just be like, oh, you're so funny,

680
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Speaker 14: or you know we worked together, you know that sort

681
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Speaker 14: of thing. And well then she left, right she got

682
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Speaker 14: a different job about seven years ago, and I guess

683
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Speaker 14: roughly a week ago. I ran into her at Target. Okay,

684
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Speaker 14: I was like, hey, you know, and you know, we

685
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 14: kind of shared some old inside jokes and caught up.

686
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 14: You know how you you didn't.

687
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 7: Just ask her out?

688
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 3: Right?

689
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 7: Then I'm wondering if you're the reason she switched jobs.

690
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 15: You know, you're getting ahead of me because I did.

691
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 15: I did ask her out.

692
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 5: Oh you did.

693
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 14: I didn't really mean to even ask her out, like

694
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 14: on a date date.

695
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 15: Because initially she was like hesitant, and I was like,

696
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 15: let's just go get some drinks, you know, catch up

697
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 15: just like friends.

698
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 13: And we did.

699
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 6: And uh, okay, did you say just like friends when

700
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 6: you proposed this?

701
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 3: Uh?

702
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 15: Not really?

703
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 14: Like it's just drink all right?

704
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 4: Is there a way to make make drinks just friends?

705
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 4: Like I just want to go out for friend drinks

706
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 4: with you know?

707
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 6: I just I was wondering if that's what he said

708
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 6: to her when when he asked her out, because then

709
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,240
Speaker 6: obviously we know why she isn't friends.

710
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, right right, Well, I kind of did it

711
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 15: in the way that I guess just as friends unless

712
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 15: you say yes and minutes more, you know what I

713
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 15: mean that that kind of thing.

714
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, leave the jar open for whatever possibilities happened

715
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 4: that night.

716
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 5: That's okay.

717
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 14: And so she takes me up on it, gives me

718
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 14: your number, I get, we get a The day didn't

719
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 14: really go all that well. I was nervous.

720
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 7: Oh you're up in your head?

721
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, I was so in my head.

722
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 15: So like the one reference I had of us together

723
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 15: and like knew was that target. So I just kept

724
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 15: talking about stuff that I found at targeting.

725
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 4: Oh god, well, hold on, like, maybe there's some good

726
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 4: stuff you found, some guld love if you.

727
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 6: Talked about Yeah, but I'm guessing that he's not going

728
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 6: to target for the fun stuff men go for, like

729
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 6: vitamins and cream.

730
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 2: You're so right?

731
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 4: What did you find there, Jason?

732
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 15: I mean I found lots of stuff, from household items

733
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 15: to cereals that they don't have at my regular grocery store.

734
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 4: Like secret cereals is a hot topic.

735
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: I love cereal. Back off.

736
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: That sucks too, because you've spent seven years going over

737
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: in your head what you would have done differently, and

738
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: then your moment comes and all you can talk about

739
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: is cereals at targets?

740
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 4: Does sound target would be happy? With that though, like

741
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 4: they would consider that a major romantic win.

742
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 14: You might be overselling it a little bit. I wouldn't

743
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 14: say that. I've spent like the last seven years like.

744
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 15: Constantly thinking about that.

745
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 14: Okay, Like what I saw her was like this is perfect.

746
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, that's good. I don't I don't

747
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 4: think that sounds like a total disaster of a day.

748
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 4: It's just one funny moment.

749
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 15: Look, she was laughing. She acted like she was interested

750
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 15: in what I was saying.

751
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 7: So she acted that's the keyword.

752
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: There, like yeah, yeah, just like she laughed at every

753
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: other joke that he made when he asked her.

754
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 4: Out, Jason, is it possible that she was just like

755
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: ending to be interested and have more fun than she

756
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 4: really was.

757
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 14: I don't know.

758
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 15: I will say that I was definitely a lot more

759
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 15: confident in how well it went before this conversation.

760
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 4: We do have that effect on people, So don't look

761
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 4: at yourself for that.

762
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 15: Well, you know, she gave me the normal laughs and

763
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 15: asking questions even about different stuff, and so I thought

764
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 15: she was interested. And I shot her at the text

765
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 15: message the next day like, hey had a lot of

766
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 15: fun yesterday, would you like to hang out again sometime,

767
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 15: and she has responded with that's not how this works.

768
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 4: That's not how what works.

769
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 15: I don't well, I don't know what this is.

770
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 6: Was did you ask her what she meant?

771
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 15: Yeah?

772
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 14: I was like, well, not how what works?

773
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 15: And she just has not responded at all.

774
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to get into it.

775
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 7: She's like, oh, that's just like that an idiot.

776
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 4: Maybe she's like saying, that's not how this works, like

777
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 4: this isn't a romantic situation that's developing here.

778
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 2: I hope, yeah, just yeah.

779
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 4: It depends on how you read it. You could take

780
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 4: it different ways. The only way to know is to

781
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 4: actually reach out to Cassie or she's like, that's how

782
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 4: this works.

783
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 2: You need to have a ring buddy.

784
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 4: With the target. But okay, so how long has it been.

785
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 4: It's been a week, Okay, okay, Yeah, let's reach out

786
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 4: to her and find out what she means and hopefully

787
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 4: get you out on another hot target date with her

788
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 4: when we come back to do your second date update.

789
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 17: Right after this second date update, if you go out

790
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 17: on a date and text them afterwards asking them out again,

791
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 17: they write back, that's not how this works.

792
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 4: What does that mean? You know?

793
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 7: When you say it like that, it sounds like a threat.

794
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 4: I mean, does it's a mystery? Does it mean you

795
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 4: texted too soon? Does it mean we're not a romantic

796
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 4: thing at all?

797
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 7: You need to try harder?

798
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 4: Does it mean you need to read the prologue of

799
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 4: the Da Vinci Code upside down at exactly noon in

800
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 4: the shadow of the Chrysler building. The answer will reveal

801
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 4: itself to you.

802
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 5: How did you?

803
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 4: Wow? I'm just throwing out a guest there. We're hoping

804
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 4: to find out because this one's a little bit different. Jason,

805
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 4: our listener, has known the girl we're about to call,

806
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 4: going back years. They used to work together, asked her

807
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 4: out many times until she finally said yes. The other

808
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 4: day at Target, went out on one date, and afterwards

809
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 4: he got that strange, mysterious text. That's not how this works.

810
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's interesting because you said you were so nervous,

811
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 6: but she sounds so confident.

812
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

813
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 15: I mean I felt like I was doing okay because

814
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 15: she was laughing and smiling, and then when she didn't respond,

815
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 15: I was I started questioning everything.

816
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 6: Oh, I bet call it a date like she might

817
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,720
Speaker 6: not know it's a date. Let's get some answers. Jeff Okay,

818
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 6: get that Da Vinci codebook out, and we're.

819
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 4: Going to be very very clear with her. We're going

820
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 4: to say a romantic date.

821
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 2: Oh the Hawkeye recently.

822
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,479
Speaker 4: Yes, with lots and lots of kissing in action.

823
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 7: I don't think any of that.

824
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 4: I'm just saying for the next one, we're going to

825
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 4: make sure it's very clear that he's not in the

826
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 4: friend zone.

827
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,399
Speaker 3: We ask.

828
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, we're gonna go. We're gonna send you out

829
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 4: on a romantic hot dates.

830
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 14: Don't scare her.

831
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,439
Speaker 15: This sounds more awkward than I was by my show.

832
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 7: Well you know this show, Jason.

833
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 3: Listen.

834
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 4: We'll try and dial it back just a little bit.

835
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 4: But I'm calling her right now. Hopefully she answers. Here

836
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 4: we go. Hello, Hey, We're gonna speak with Cassie.

837
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 13: This is her.

838
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 4: Hey, sorry, sound weird there.

839
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 13: Morning Hi Cassie, Good morning.

840
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 4: This is a whole radio show. We're called Brook and

841
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.

842
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, hiy wait, do you know the show?

843
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 13: I kind of like, what is happening?

844
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 4: Well, this is a second date update. We heard that

845
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 4: you went out recently to drinks with one of our

846
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 4: listeners named Jason. An old. I'm not gonna say that

847
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 4: an old coworker.

848
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 6: Yeah I could, but why answer like that.

849
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 13: I feel like that's kind of between him and me?

850
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 6: Well, he he is clueless, So I don't think anything

851
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 6: is between you and him.

852
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, we heard that you guys went out the other day,

853
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 4: and we just want to know how it went from

854
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 4: your perspective, Like were you excited? Do you have a

855
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 4: good time?

856
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 13: I mean, like I guess like the date was okay,

857
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 13: But I just feel like, I don't know, that's just

858
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 13: like more of a me and him thing.

859
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 14: To talk about.

860
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 7: What do you mean what is Well?

861
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 13: I've been like putting it off because I don't really

862
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 13: know how to say it to him.

863
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 6: Have you had a crush on him for years and

864
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 6: you finally want to tell him?

865
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 13: No, what I got.

866
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 2: There's definitely one thing that you were pinpointing.

867
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 4: Like there's something that he did wrong.

868
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 13: I mean I think he should now.

869
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 4: Okay, Look, Cassie, I normally don't do this, and we'd

870
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 4: usually find out a little bit more before I tell

871
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 4: you that he's on the phone listening, but he is?

872
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 4: What Yeah, the.

873
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 11: Hi?

874
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 13: What are you doing?

875
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 14: Uh? I don't know. You just haven't said anything for

876
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 14: like six days, I guess, so, like, what gives? Why

877
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 14: why won't you ak to me?

878
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 13: I just I didn't appreciate your text?

879
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 14: What was what was wrong with the text?

880
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 15: Did I say something that was offensive? I just asked

881
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 15: if you wanted to hang out?

882
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 13: It was just a text, Like, Jason, is that really

883
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,439
Speaker 13: all I am to you? Just a text? No call,

884
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 13: not in person, nothing, just a text?

885
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 15: H I mean, I'm sorry. I just I don't know.

886
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 15: I didn't think about going beyond a text.

887
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 13: And that's the problem.

888
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 6: That's what you're supposed to say. No, You're much more

889
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 6: than just a text to me.

890
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 5: I don't want to be clinging it.

891
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 7: Yes, because I like you too much?

892
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 11: Yeah?

893
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 13: Yeah?

894
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 15: I mean do you want me to just show up

895
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 15: at your house after us not seeing each other for

896
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 15: that long? I just thought it would be the proper

897
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 15: way because I wasn't sure, you know, if you wanted

898
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 15: another date?

899
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 13: But like, I feel like I deserve romance and deserve

900
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 13: more than that. So I don't know.

901
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 14: Okay, can I ask you again? Then?

902
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 3: Oh?

903
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 13: I don't know, can you.

904
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 14: Okay?

905
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 4: No pressure here, Jason, you got this.

906
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 2: You may want to wait and ask her later.

907
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 5: Bro, she wants she wants it.

908
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 4: Now, Just deliver a super romantic question. Go ahead, do you

909
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 4: have music or you got this? I believe.

910
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 15: Just let me get it out. Just let me get

911
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 15: it out. Cassie, would you like to go out again?

912
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 13: Jason? Don't say it like that.

913
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 14: It was.

914
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 7: I mean, she set you up. She told you exactly

915
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 7: what she needed. Romance it.

916
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 4: Try it again, Jason, more romantic.

917
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 15: Okay, Cassie, do you want to go out with me again?

918
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 7: Some information about why you like her?

919
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 4: You got to give you credit for that.

920
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 13: Do you hear you? It's not do you want?

921
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 15: What is it that it is?

922
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 14: Because I want to?

923
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 13: Oh, but it's will ill?

924
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 7: Is this like an English thing where we're getting okay?

925
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 14: Correct if?

926
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 15: I got to say it exactly with the worst that

927
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 15: you want?

928
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, good.

929
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 13: I don't hear it from your heart?

930
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 15: Oh okay, that is from my heart. Like I'm just

931
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 15: I've done it so many times. I've asked you, like

932
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 15: five times, what do.

933
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 6: You want from this vancast He told us that he

934
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 6: asked you had a dozen half a dozen times when

935
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 6: you work together, and you turned him down every time.

936
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 13: Well, I didn't realize it was such a burden for

937
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 13: you to ask me out, Jason, but he didn't phrase.

938
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 4: That very well.

939
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 6: You don't know she was this high maintenance. It's a

940
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 6: pretty high maintenance.

941
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 13: Can you just please stay out of our business right now,

942
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 13: like it's not involving you at all.

943
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, you sound like such a pleasure.

944
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,720
Speaker 4: You're supposed to try to make a romantic connection.

945
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: He's like, Jason sounds like cool dude, you know, like

946
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: he wants to hang out crying.

947
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 7: He's doing all the things. I'm supporting him.

948
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 4: Jason, take some of what Brooks said and use that

949
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 4: towards Cassie now.

950
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 15: As do you want to go out with me? I

951
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 15: want to go out with you a lot, a lot,

952
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 15: a lot. I just want to know if you do.

953
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 4: That was the best one yet he put some some

954
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 4: more into that emphasis.

955
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 13: I'm gonna pass.

956
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you had.

957
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 4: Her past twelve time. She just wasn't feeling it. She

958
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 4: wasn't feeling it like he really really meant it. And

959
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 4: it was from the heart.

960
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 7: He said that he's been thinking about her on and

961
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 7: off for the last no matter what she was gonna say.

962
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 4: No, what you should have said is I've been pondering

963
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 4: about you deeply and romantically.

964
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 14: Love me.

965
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 13: I think I've definitely had enough of you strangers commenting

966
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 13: on my love life now, so I'm going to hang

967
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 13: up on you now by Oh.

968
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 2: That's our only hope.

969
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 11: Yeah.

970
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 4: I feel like we should have tried harder to stop her,

971
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 4: but I didn't feel like it.

972
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 7: She's exhausty.

973
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 4: Joh. We're getting a lot of texts in at seven

974
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 4: eight five nine two saying you actually dodged a bullet

975
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 4: by not seeing her again.

976
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 7: That's say, a whole missile.

977
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 4: Can you think maybe you could let it go now?

978
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 5: Yeah?

979
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 15: Well, I definitely don't feel like. Uh, I don't think

980
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 15: there's anything I could do with that. I think that

981
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 15: there was no possibility and it would probably would have

982
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 15: been better for her to just say no.

983
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 7: Now that sounded like it was from your heart.

984
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 4: Yeahhhold we call her back right now.

985
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 14: OK.

986
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 4: Now you're in the.

987
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 3: Mode brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

988
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 4: Does Chris Hemsworth ever have to go through crap like this?

989
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

990
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 4: I feel like if you're super good looking, that conversation

991
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 4: never comes up. No girl is saying to a hems Oh,

992
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 4: can you like ask me like better and like put

993
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: some actual heart into her.

994
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 2: Can I get more accent?

995
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 7: I'm actually pretty sure they just grunt.

996
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: Yes.

997
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 4: And God bless Jason, because he tried the question seven

998
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 4: nine different ways.

999
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 7: Whole thing gave up, and it's almost like she was

1000
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 7: messing with him.

1001
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 5: It's not that way, honestly.

1002
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 4: I know we're supposed to try to help facilitate a

1003
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 4: connection between these people, but we are all happy that

1004
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 4: that one did not work out.

1005
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 7: I can't believe he kept trying.

1006
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, pick up your dignity, man, you can't do this anymore.

1007
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 4: And if you have problems picking up your own dignity,

1008
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 4: we can help pick it up for you at least

1009
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 4: a little bit. Yeah, email us. We'll call that person

1010
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 4: who's not calling you back. Go check out all of

1011
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 4: our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Broken Jeffrey.

1012
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1013
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 4: I know this might sound strange, but I do get

1014
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 4: nervous singing in front of people. Really, it's a lot

1015
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 4: of pressure standing in front of a live audience, having

1016
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 4: them watch you, judge you, undress you with their eye.

1017
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 4: You're not always doing that doing I see you guys.

1018
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 7: Doing You're supposed to do that to others when you're nervous. Yeah,

1019
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 7: no one thinks that.

1020
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 4: I told my therapist about this. They came up with

1021
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 4: a good solution. I just I hope you're open to it.

1022
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 4: That's why I brought some blindfolds for everyone. Okay, it

1023
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 4: would it really helped me if you all wore them

1024
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 4: while I sing That way, I'm not so self conscious.

1025
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna wear the blindfold.

1026
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 4: Now you guys wear them so you can't see me.

1027
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 7: You need to hire a new therapist.

1028
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,760
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pass out the blindfolds. Also, hearing other voices

1029
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 4: is distracting, so I brought some ball gags to Okay,

1030
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 4: if you could pop those things.

1031
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 7: He's looking like, I don't think it's therapist.

1032
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 5: He was shocking to.

1033
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 4: I got some handcustory because I don't like to be touched.

1034
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 4: I just don't know if I could trust you guys.

1035
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 4: Once you have all of your concert gear on, I

1036
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 4: will feel safe enough to perform my brand new song

1037
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 4: of the week next day, Brooks into it. All right,

1038
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 4: we're doing this. After this, it is time for my

1039
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 4: song of the week. For the last few months, we've

1040
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 4: all been enjoying brat summer. It's broken Jeffrey.

1041
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 5: In the morning.

1042
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 4: But now it's time for splat autumn because fall has

1043
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 4: officially arrived. And while most fall enthusiasts love hearing the

1044
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 4: leaves leaving and smelling the pumpkin spice spicing, I can't

1045
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 4: smell anything because my nose is stuffed up worse than

1046
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:39,439
Speaker 4: a porta potty at the State Chili Cookoff. I don't

1047
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 4: know why, but as soon as the weather turns, you

1048
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 4: away with words. Yeah, it's just as soon as the

1049
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 4: weather turns. If you're like me, you start to feel

1050
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 4: that little tickle in the back of your throat.

1051
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: Everyone, especially Jeffrey.

1052
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 6: I don't know what's wrong with your immune system. You

1053
00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 6: are You're a frat.

1054
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I hold on to things for a very

1055
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 4: long time. I'm clinging that way. It just lingers there,

1056
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 4: annoying you forever till it's suddenly February and then maybe

1057
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 4: it decides to go away. And it sucks because fall

1058
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,439
Speaker 4: is my favorite season, along with many others out there,

1059
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 4: and it's really hard to enjoy it when you're constantly

1060
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 4: trying to recover from colds and flus and viruses and plagues.

1061
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 4: So many plagues I've had.

1062
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 7: But I laugh at the plague thing a couple of

1063
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 7: years ago.

1064
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 5: Funny.

1065
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 4: I don't care how much cold medicine I have to chug.

1066
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 4: I am going to try to enjoy it this year

1067
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 4: more than ever. Enjoy it, enjoy it through the sickness.

1068
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 4: That's why instead of singing Gloria Gayner's classic hit I

1069
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 4: Will Survive, it's young Jeffrey's NIQ will revive Ah. Whatever

1070
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 4: it takes to enjoy the fall season.

1071
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 7: You may want to go dequillt.

1072
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I might come up. Let's see. I'll point when

1073
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 4: I'm ready points. I knew it right.

1074
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 16: Away when I stepped outside.

1075
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 4: There was a slight chill in the air, telling me

1076
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 4: falls arrived.

1077
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 16: But I felt something wasn't right because in each breath

1078
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 16: over my tongue, the mucus.

1079
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 5: Clung leaves roon.

1080
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 4: I'd be hacking on the long flu season's back. I

1081
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 4: caught a case.

1082
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 5: My nose is leaking.

1083
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 16: Through the tears like I got power washed with mace.

1084
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 16: I'd love to wear my woolen socks, go out and

1085
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 16: frawl again these leaves, but this Colt's got me on

1086
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 16: house arrest. I'm locked up like Diddy, so I can't

1087
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 16: go pick out a guard. I can't order Starbucks, not

1088
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 16: with my swollen vocal guards inside of Walgreens. I just

1089
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 16: broke down and I cried all because their cough drops

1090
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 16: weren't the flavor that I.

1091
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 6: Like on it.

1092
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 4: How high ni quill revivees.

1093
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 16: Oh, I should have taken day quill Now, I probably.

1094
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 4: Shouldn't drive to the football stadium.

1095
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 16: Double fishing, grape tussing Halloween.

1096
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 4: I'me oo's in real slime. Hey, oh no, you're not

1097
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 4: feeling well.

1098
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 3: You know what you should do? Put some raw onions.

1099
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 4: In your socks, then drink a hot tea made from

1100
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 4: boiled coke mixed with ginger and lemon.

1101
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 3: Trust me, it works every time.

1102
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,280
Speaker 16: Oh my info story friends are posting from the park.

1103
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 16: I'm getting fomo from their flannel shirts and woven scars.

1104
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 16: And I drank so much time a tap that little

1105
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 16: Wayne said I need help. Sure I might die, but

1106
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 16: I am missing not Hey, ride emergency, still not a mute.

1107
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 16: Eat on my nute, connect with flames under a metal spoon.

1108
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 16: Will run out few home goods and buy fall candles

1109
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 16: on the sheet. Take that Jewish petasitle in and put

1110
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 16: those motsavolts in me all.

1111
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 5: Down my throat.

1112
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:10,760
Speaker 4: Send me a cure.

1113
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 16: Tell LOUI here, now go serve.

1114
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 3: Me up that suit.

1115
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 16: The jaw should be in leader hods and sheers in

1116
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 16: German pines. Instead, I'm huddled in bench, just choking down.

1117
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 4: By lights, bun Autumn time about.

1118
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 16: Sing me by Oh, instead of picking apples, I think

1119
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 16: boogers out my eyes. I tried all the nasal trips,

1120
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 16: emptied every tub of mixed telling my wife vapor rubs, hides,

1121
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 16: Oh got marshmallows and crams galore, but use the gaps,

1122
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,439
Speaker 16: don't and mace.

1123
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 5: I'm a really nasty moss.

1124
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 16: Thanksgiving dinner and one sneeze made mama.

1125
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 4: Cry because out my nostril. I'm break down.

1126
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 5: Two whole pecan pies. Oh no God, why.

1127
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 3: It's my combo drive.

1128
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 16: I should be in a corn made living, my best

1129
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 16: ladder live.

1130
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 4: I've tried all the online tips.

1131
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 16: Sels can touch these, flip side sacrifice taller.

1132
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 4: Pumpkins, fies.

1133
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 9: Nike will Levis.

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Speaker 4: Sorry for the spray action act.

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Speaker 7: I actually felt like one of those pecan pies.

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Speaker 2: What it felt like.

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00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 7: If you see the video, you'll know what we're talking about.

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00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 4: If you're in the splash show, and that's how you

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00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 4: know fall is back along with cold and flu season.

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00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 12: It's either everything's clogged or everything's running and rushing.

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00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 4: Everything ye normal. Make sure you're stocked up on all

1142
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 4: of your medications and your niquills and your suit.

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00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 6: Go to go have some emergency, right I've spent too

1144
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 6: much time in the same small space with you.

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00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 4: Emergencies, Vodkas all around. That's your song of the week

1146
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 4: about fall. We're gonna post a video up on our

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00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 4: socials at Broken Jeffrey with all the lyrics, on our Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, everywhere.

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00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 4: Go check it out.

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00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 7: I met your favorite cold and flu symptom remedy.

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00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you love those home random parties. They definitely work.

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00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:21,280
Speaker 2: That's your favorite symptom. Sure i't.

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00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 4: Texted seventy five You tell us what you thought? We're

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00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 4: gonna do your phone tap right.

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00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 3: After that freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 4: Text to seventy eight five nine two says really, jeff

1156
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 4: Gloria Gaynor, you couldn't have moved it up a few

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00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 4: decades and gone with l M f AO every day.

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00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 4: I'm rustling.

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00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 7: That's pretty good.

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00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 4: I did that song. I did someone like eight years ago.

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00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, we don't remember from eight years Jeffrey,

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00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 1: every song title and music you've ever sang up to

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00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 1: our little Nuggets.

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00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 4: That reminds me of the song you sang, Brooke never remembers.

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00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 7: I don't remember that anymore.

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00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 2: The irony.

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00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 4: I'll take responsibility for that. If you're not sure what

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00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 4: we're talking about, though, I just sang instead of I

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00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 4: will survive. My version was Nike will Revive, which is

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00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 4: basically about fall and the perils of runny noses that

1171
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 4: come with it. Because cold and flu season is right

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00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 4: around the corner, so hopefully you can avoid it and

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00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 4: actually enjoy this time of year. Yeah, and Brook, you

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00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 4: got a lot going on at home. What about the

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00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 4: text board at seventy five nine to two, Well, this one's.

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Speaker 7: An offer for you, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Oh really Yeah.

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00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 11: It says, if you're feeling sick, Jeff, how about we

1179
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 11: swap blood. I don't know how this works, but they

1180
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 11: do add send me yours.

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00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 7: I'll send you mine, just.

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00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 4: A totally normal text that we always do. All Right,

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00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go find a bucket and something that I

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00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 4: can put it in when we're done. But if you

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00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 4: missed it, you want to hear it again. It's gonna

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00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 4: be up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page, on

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00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 4: our Facebook, our Instagram, TikTok, all of it.

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00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 4: Got a new player named Uli today who is very

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00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 4: very confident coming in. Says he promises he is going

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00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 4: to wipe Brook on his first try. So, Brook, do

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00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 4: you want to just forfeit and give him the victory?

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00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 2: Now?

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00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 7: I mean it depends on what he has to say next.

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00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 7: What's your next? Lie OULEI?

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00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 15: I think Jeffrey was right with the very very confident.

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00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 4: He says he rarely loses whenever he listens and plays along.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna have to beat you just for agreeing with Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 14: Also a big shout out with a follower from Twitch.

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Speaker 4: So oh he's a.

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00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 12: Giggle Gang member on Twitch.

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00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm the chat Giggle Gangs always welcome.

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00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 4: So Brook has already left the studio as soon as

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00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 4: we started mentioning the stream, she darted out. So it's like,

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00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,919
Speaker 4: I'm out of here. Let's get how this game works.

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00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 4: He got thirty seconds, stands for as many as possible.

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00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 4: If you don't know when you could say pa, but

1209
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 4: you have to beat her outright if you want to win?

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00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

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Speaker 14: I am ready?

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Speaker 4: Good luck youly, Your time starts now. Today is National

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00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 4: Pepperoni Pizza Day. Ninety three percent of Americans say they

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00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 4: have a pizza? How often once a week, once a month,

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00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 4: or once a year once a week. How many brains

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00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 4: does an octopus have?

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00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 14: Eight?

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00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 4: A traditional greyhound cocktail consists of gin and what fruit? Juice?

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00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 14: Fruit?

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Speaker 4: Which European country has the most castles in the world,

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00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 4: with over twenty five thousand of them, Romania, with over

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Speaker 4: twelve million residents. Mumbai is the largest city in terms

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Speaker 4: of population in what country? India? Penguins can fly? True

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Speaker 4: or false?

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Speaker 3: A right?

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Speaker 4: Oh right, Yuli. You weren't joking around when you came

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Speaker 4: in confident? Well done. Brook is coming back into the

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Speaker 4: studio here, and it says on my screener that he

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Speaker 4: is looking forward to the holiday seasons coming up with

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Speaker 4: his two kids on Christmas time.

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Speaker 8: Christmas, yeah, oh Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Brook doesn't want to spend time with their kids during

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Speaker 4: the the days.

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Speaker 6: I know I could not wake up today, to be

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Speaker 6: honest with you, do I am slow juice out there?

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Speaker 4: That was like, remember we do a show.

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Speaker 7: You need to be honest where I'm at.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you may win. This is a good thing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here we go, bro, Your time starts now. Today

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Speaker 4: is National Pepperoni Pizza Day. Americans say they have a

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01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 4: pizza how often once a week, once a month, or

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01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 4: once a year, once a week. How many brains does

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01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 4: an octopus have?

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01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 14: Eight?

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01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 4: A traditional greyhound cocktail consists of gin and what fruit juice?

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01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 7: Grapefruit?

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01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 4: Which European country has the most castles in the world,

1248
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 4: with over twenty five thousand of them, Germany, with over

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01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,959
Speaker 4: twelve million residents. Mumbai is the largest city in terms

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01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 4: of population in what country?

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01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 7: United Arab Immirates?

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01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 4: Penguins can fly or false?

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Speaker 7: Maybe for a second. Now I'm going to go false.

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Speaker 7: I don't think they can.

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Speaker 4: Okay, time is up. Let's go to the scoreboard to

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01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 4: see how you did with Jose.

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Speaker 5: This shot.

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Speaker 14: Simpsons.

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Speaker 2: Juli, Dude, you got three correct today.

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01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 4: Oh it's a good score.

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Speaker 7: It happened to your confidence.

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01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 4: You got through a lot of questions.

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Speaker 15: Accuracy as a confidence, not accurate, and also.

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Speaker 6: Three some days are just about being good enough.

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Speaker 4: Tie goes to the house on these Juli, I'm sorry

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01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 4: but let's go over the answers. It's National Pepperoni Pizza Day.

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01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 4: Ninety three percent of Americans said they have a pizza

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01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 4: once a month. Oh wow, once a week would be

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01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 4: quite a bit of pizza.

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01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 7: So many families have Friday night Pizza night.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 4: An octopus has nine brains in its body, one central

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01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 4: brain and then eight smaller ones to move each one

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Speaker 4: of its tempations.

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01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 2: That's a brain for each technacle.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy.

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01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 7: Do you think they ever get in a fight?

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Speaker 4: Like a traditional greyhound cocktail consists of gin and grapefruit juice.

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01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 4: The European country with the most castles, over twenty five

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Speaker 4: thousand of them, is in Germany. Twelve million residents live

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Speaker 4: in Mumbai, which is the largest city in India. Oh dud,

1283
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 4: penguins can fly. That is false. They can swim, but

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01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 4: they cannot fly.

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01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 7: I wouldst They're so cute.

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01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 4: I love those Yeah, ulysses. It was not enough to

1287
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 4: beat Brooke here, But just for playing, we are going

1288
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 4: to give you a pair of tickets to see Pitbull

1289
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 4: and Tea Pain perform at the White River Amphitheater on Saturday,

1290
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Speaker 4: September twenty eighth.

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Speaker 15: Yes, yeah, hey, I also didn't lose, so again, that's right.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I may be able to tie or beat you in trivia,

1294
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 6: but if I ever played you in a video game,

1295
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 6: there's no way.

1296
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 7: I did figure out how to turn the Xbox on

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Speaker 7: the other day.

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01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 4: Oh push, good job, Bruh, do it without pushing the controller.

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Speaker 4: B don't confuse her, Jose, this is a lot of information.

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Speaker 4: You listens. You can come back and play anytime. We're

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Speaker 4: gonna be back to do Windbrooks book the same time

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Speaker 4: on Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.