WEBVTT - Stop It Steve! : Episode 33 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:01.640 If there was a problem, I. 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:12.480 Wear to your mother, welcome to another very special two 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:13.039 cool moms. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:13.720 I'm Joe Gatto. 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:18.200 I'm along for the ride. 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:22.160 I went, we're here in my apartment. So I went 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:23.840 into my closet and I grabbed a scarf. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:25.759 Do you wear the scarf? 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.000 I don't wear either of these. This is a this 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:31.040 is a this is a this is a character. 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:33.200 I play that when we were on the road. Yes, 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:34.760 I used to take it with me so I could 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:37.040 go incognito. And I put glasses on as well. Yeah, 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:39.319 but I didn't put the glasses on. And his name was. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.839 Dommy, you know, I got his name, but. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:45.360 It was an Italian guy. And I used to be like, listen, 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.839 you listen to me. I'll tell you. I used to 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:50.199 sit in the back of pizzaias. 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.720 Yeah, but I think I'll put this on today just 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:54.279 to give you a little bit of a good scarf. 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.640 Yeah you look, uh ascot a scar that's. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.320 More a scarf than Ascott is like the. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:03.920 Well here we got. Well, I'm glad that you appreciate 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:04.479 a good scarf. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.600 I like a good scarf. I've never pulled one off, 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:08.240 but you could pull that off. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:09.399 I think you can put a scarf on. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:11.880 I don't know. I don't know. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:13.760 Maybe next time. 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.800 Yeah, what's the most what's the late What's what's the 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.880 most fashionable choice you've ever made that you got instantly 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.720 reprimanded for by your friends? 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:23.640 You know what I told you, I got made fun 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:24.679 of for and I bought it. 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.759 We were on the road and for no reason whatsoever, 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.240 I bought a gold sequin jacket. No, like a gold 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.600 sequin jacket. It was like a gold tuxiater jacket with 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.679 a black lapel. I was like, I have this jacket. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:37.039 This is gonna be a great jacket that like, it's 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.399 never gonna wear that. You'll never find a reason where 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.759 you'll never find he's gonna wear it. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.920 Wre to the movie premiere and it crushed. 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:42.720 Oh really? 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:45.600 Or to the Jokers movie premiere. Yeah, I had bought 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:46.800 that on the road for no reason. 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.360 I just was like, that's a jacket. I said, that's 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:49.960 a jacket I'm gonna want to wear someday. And that 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:50.600 was what I worked. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:51.480 And that was the only time. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.600 That was the only time I think I wred for 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.840 like one other event after, but never before that. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.040 Will you ever wear it again? 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:00.440 Yeah? Maybe yeah, I wouldn't be raight. You want to 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:01.000 put it on? Now? 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:02.800 Do you have it? 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:03.160 I think so? 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:08.760 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, okay, Well, while Joe is off 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:14.280 getting my jacket, I want to tell yeah, I want 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:18.760 to tell everybody, guys, keep up with us on the road. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:22.040 Both of us are touring. Joe's doing his tour, and 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:26.000 then I am, oh, come on, that looks great. Yeah, 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.959 this is a great jacket. That is a great jacket. See, 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:30.880 you could wear that more often than just the premiere. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.480 That's great. You can wear that on the road. 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:33.320 It completes the look. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:35.720 Really good. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.840 I'm on the road, Joe Gattoofficial dot com is where 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:39.520 you get tickets from me. 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.480 Steve's on the road. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.720 Steve buryn Live dot com is where you can see 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.640 my tour schedule. And then on the off occasion I'll 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:47.799 join you hang out. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:48.760 Yeah a couple more times. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:49.920 Yeah, that jacket looks great. 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.560 I told you I bought it with no purpose and 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.200 then it ended up being my one of the. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.359 Best jackets I ever got. We were on the road 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:03.000 together Nordstrom's rat Nordstrom and uh I saw a jack 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.320 and I was like, oh, it's like a goof I'd 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.040 get this and you're like, no, no, seriously, you can 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:08.760 wear that. And I've worn it a few times. It's 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:09.720 one of my favorite jackets. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:11.560 You wear at the taping. No, you already at the 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:12.120 charity event. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.200 I wore it at a charity event. Yeah, it's right 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.079 it Beck and Pittsburgh and it looked fantastic. Yeah. 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:20.160 See, I do have fashion sense. Don't don't let this 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:24.799 don't work. 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:33.600 I am Come on, girl, I am a great consigliary 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:36.040 because I know how to dress people as well well 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:36.480 you worked at. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:38.839 When it comes to it, I know what it's gonna 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:39.440 look good on people. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:40.480 I know it's not going to be for you, and 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:41.680 I won't be afraid to tell you if it's good 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:43.280 for you, and if it's not good for you, I'm 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:44.840 gonna hit you with the truth bomb right in the face. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.640 You're the real You're gonna like the way you look? Yeah, 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.040 I have you are the real men's warehouse. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.560 I am the men's warehouse. I'm the men's warehouse of comedians. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.040 And I'm wearing a dog, beautiful dog for the hat 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.080 that you found in my closet, that that you had, 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.840 And that's the This is in support of your your book. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:04.240 Yeah, yeah, my life, your your life. 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:06.800 Yeah, ultimately ultimately my life. It became my life started 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:07.160 as a book. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:08.360 How many dogs are you my life? 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:09.760 We're at twenty four? 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.160 That is bananas. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.320 I think we just got to No, we just got 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:12.720 twenty six. 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.920 Actually we just got Ricotta and Risotto to three year 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:17.560 old three pounders. 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.080 Do you call them the leftovers? 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.120 I mean you got a they're on their way out. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:23.680 Those too, they're not gonna be around long. But yes, 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:24.440 that's the whole point. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:28.239 You're you're taking in these these pups that would have. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.440 All these book goodies. We like to say, yeah, they're 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:31.120 not necessarily all good. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.360 I'm not going to lie to people like some of 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:35.000 them are just like they're not nice dogs, they're just 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:36.200 but they need a place to be left. 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:40.440 Yeah, they're loved. Yes, they're being treated well and they're 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.920 being sent off in the nicest way possible. 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.280 Yeah, you're the last, the last couple of pets that 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:46.120 they've got to be the best. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:47.279 What was your first one? 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.080 My first rescue dog? 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.840 Yeah, Piscott And how how long ago is that? 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:52.680 Eight years ago? 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.279 Eight years ago? And that so Piscotti. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:56.560 Started, but Scotty started the rescue. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:00.640 Piscotti's responsible for it's Pascotti's faults between six dogs, yes, 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.360 but Scotti's yeah, well because they died, sure, yeah, how 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:05.400 many in some total? 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.800 Probably about thirty six all in? Probably about all in 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.080 this about thirty six probably to a ten. We flip 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:18.480 the switch on ten. I just flipped the switch about maybe. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.440 I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. It's it's crazy. 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:25.000 I remember what if people do that with rescue dogs, 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:27.440 but you never seen do it with cats with that 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:28.559 get them any cats? 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.240 People have cats like that, but they call cat situations 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.719 hoarding situations because cats become a feral where they just 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:36.960 take over your house and neighborhood. Dogs kind of just 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.799 stay where they're supposed to, but cats infiltrate your homes. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:41.960 They form a coup. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.920 They are coop. They're like, we're taking this place over. Well, 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.640 cats eat you when you die dogs, don't you heard? 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.000 You heard that thing? Right? That's why everybody likes those 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:49.600 better than cats. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.280 Yeah, cats eat you like if you is your dead 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.760 body of an owner, and a cat's gonna die, it'll 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:56.440 eat its owner, where a dog will just die. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.600 It's like a it's like a thing. Really, this is 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:00.480 a real thing. 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.599 That's a real thing. If you can find stories where 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:03.880 cats eat their owners that have died. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.800 I got to kill my cat. Yeah, my daughter's cat. 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:07.320 You know what. 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:08.680 When I was a kid, I had the most turn 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.320 around when it came to birds. I always had so 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:11.640 many birds. I ha chi chi and cha cha. 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:15.240 We had a couple of inches and they I loved. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.039 Birds, but they would always die on me. I wasn't 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:20.720 good at keeping birds. And did you not feed it? 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.760 I don't know. I had one. I had one. 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:26.240 No, here's a story I had when you have it. 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:30.719 This is a young young young preteens to teens. And 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.719 I had a bird that grew another beak. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.320 So it grew a side beak it. 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:40.159 Had like I think it had like it had like 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.599 a beak, and I don't know why we maybe we 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.080 kept it too close to the radiator. But it had 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.120 like a sidebeak that came out and it had like 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:47.159 a full top and bottom. 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:49.520 And I was like, what like a mutated beak? And 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:51.359 I was like, oh man, what happened to the bird? 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.760 And then like maybe we should move the bird cage 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:55.800 away from the microwaves that might have been that. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.359 Should be fun yeah, I had Yeah, we had that, 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:01.040 and I had a lot of turtles to Shelby. 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.359 I had Shelby. I had you. Love that name, love Shelby. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.159 Shelby's a great turtle name. You can't have a turtle 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.159 guy named is Shelby or Quick? 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.720 I had turtles? Would you have grown up? Besides you 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:14.160 had a dog? 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.200 Now, we had a dog when I was super young, 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:18.400 but it didn't last long. 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:19.680 It grew a second beak. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:23.640 But it was always cats. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:24.280 Cats. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.160 I lived by a farm in New Jersey and this 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:30.880 kitten followed me home. Oh wow, literally followed me home 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:33.440 because I was petting it and it just wouldn't leave 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.320 me alone. And so Tips, because I had white tips 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.520 on his I called it tips. So Tips stayed with 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:42.320 us until we moved to Pittsburgh and then I passed 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.560 away to due to old age. And I've just always 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:47.560 been around cats. I don't want them. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.240 They just want you. Though how long you have him? 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:52.000 You have like you have a cat like features, though 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.360 your eyes are very cat like. You don't think you 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:55.240 have cat like features. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:08:03.320 I've heard I have dolphin like features, have you. Yeah, 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.760 it's like a smooth Asian like like my face looks 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:08.440 aerodynamic because I'm Asian or something. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.160 If you were an animal, what would I make you? 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:11.520 I would say, what would you make me? 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.520 Yeah? I would would be if I had to draw 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:14.239 you as an animal. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:15.840 Okay, if you were my muse and I had to 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.360 draw you as an animal, I would definitely draw you 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:20.600 something in the feline family. I would probably maybe a cougar. 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:23.840 Now you're more you're more of like a jaguar. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:24.480 You're a jaguar. 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:25.920 You'd want to be a dog, And I wouldn't make 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:26.240 you a dog. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:27.800 You're a jaguar. No, I wouldn't want to be a dog. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:29.400 I mean I'm a two can. Look at this nose. 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:35.600 She always called me the Italian two can. What animal 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.520 would you draw me? What would you make me? If? 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:38.960 Looking at my features right? 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.720 Not coming? What would you what would you? What do 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:41.480 I look like to you? 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:45.880 Uh? I would say, uh, camel? 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:46.720 Really? 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:47.200 Yeah? 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:47.800 A camel? 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:48.400 Camel? 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.360 Or like a horse I have I have bovine features 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.320 to you, not like a Sarah Jessica Parker. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:56.280 Interesting, but you have a very slender face. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.400 Slender face, yeh, slender face with big nose. 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.240 So it's it's kind of yeah. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:01.320 A camel will be cool. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:03.520 Yeah, let's have a contest. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.760 Whoever draws Steve as the best cat and me is 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:08.640 the best camel wins a prize. 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:11.400 Okay, yeah, what's the price. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.560 The prize is a sleepover at yours. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.600 You get to follow him home like tips, No, there's 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.280 a cool we'll sign something that's under him. 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:20.600 Yeah. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:24.000 Yeah, go to at two Cool Moms at Too Cool 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:25.439 Moms pod on Instagram. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.920 Yeah, tag us. Yeah, that'd be cool. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:29.640 And photos and I would love to I would love 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:30.000 to see that. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:31.600 Yeah, we don't have any fan artwork. 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:32.040 We don't have. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.840 We see the other podcast with the fan artwork and stuff. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:36.559 We don't have much of that. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.160 We use our our fans give us content. That's the difference. 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:39.880 That is true. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.840 That's the heavy lifting to you guys, and we appreciate 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:42.920 you guys for helping us out with that. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:43.640 But it's not enough. 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:48.000 I want more, more and more and more. Yeah, I would. 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.600 I would love that. I would love to see. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:50.240 Yeah. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.679 Then also for fun, we should try an eagle. 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:54.800 An eagle. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.280 That's good, that's good. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:57.800 Would I'd rather be an eagle guy? 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.400 So draw me as an eagle by the camel, always eagle, 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:02.560 you as a jaguar. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:03.640 Steve's a jaguar. 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.760 Jaguar, all right, yeah, or a dolphin? 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.480 A dolphin? You think I didn't say who said that 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:10.360 to you? Do you remember who said that? 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:13.160 You? Yeah, the writer's room at Sullivan's Son and then 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:18.120 they put it in the show. Christine ever Saw said Steve, 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.560 girls like you, you have these smooth dolphin like features. That's 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:24.679 very funny and she nailed that line of course. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.920 All right, so you you was a You is a dolphin, 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.040 Steve is a dolphin, and Joe is an eagle. 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:34.240 Yeah, okay, sketch away, Let's see him. Tag him and 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.520 you win a prize and we'll show him. Should we 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.000 show him on We'll show him to show him on 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.000 the on the shore and then well we'll have an 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.480 episode get around that and. 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:45.960 There's so many talented people out there, I mean, the 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.000 many put it out there in the world. Let's see 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:48.680 what they come up with. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.520 I am so jealous of people that could draw. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.920 If I could have one skill, of one artistic skill. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.079 Well it's not a scale, right, if it's an artistic thing, 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:57.440 but you know what I mean. If I could do 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:00.520 one ARTI thing, it'd be drawing. Would you rather draw 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:01.960 or sing sing? 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:05.000 Really? Oh yeah, don't you tell you you'd use draw 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:06.040 more than you would use sing. 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.880 I could sketch because I was doodled in school, so 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:09.520 I could sketch. 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:11.240 Oh, you're doing humble flex right now. 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:15.120 It's not humble there it is. I can't. I can't. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:16.640 I can kind of sketch. I'm not I'm not fair. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:21.439 It's very dolphin, I tell you, but that in your blowhole. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:25.000 Yeah, all right, so you but draw or sing? 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.760 You go sing? M I go draw? 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:31.040 Really I would. I would think with as much time 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.360 as you spent on a dance floor, you'd love to 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.000 belt it out. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.160 Oh if I could be a competitive dancer, though, that 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:41.800 would be my odd form. Could you imagine, Oh my goodness, 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.559 the damage I would do, the. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:47.240 Damage you already do, talking about very damage you would do. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.320 Well, here's the thing, here's the thing, this is what 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:51.599 I will tell you. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:52.760 You can sing. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.959 Anyone could perform, Yeah, put on a performance, then a 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.600 singing like atmosphere. I can't sing, but I could carry 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:03.600 like a performance, sure, sure, musical performance. Yeah, but I 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:07.520 can't sing well. But you can't fake drawing, draw. 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:07.920 Well or you don't. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.920 Yeah, see the stick figures or to exactly right. But 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.600 I always wanted to be the guy like an eighties 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.080 hairband where you hit that high note and it goes 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:21.600 like that. I would love to do that, and I 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:24.200 would always do it when I have to take like 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.079 a massive dump. 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.000 See that's why Jesus didn't give you this scale, because 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:28.679 you'd waste it. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:29.439 I go. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:34.040 Like that, it would and I would die laughing doing 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.760 I would die laughing doing. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:37.040 That by yourself in the bathroom. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:41.800 Yea, I would just you know, oh my god. So 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:48.000 my wife watches garbage TV. Yep, like garbage. This is bad, 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.920 like the Bachelorette, Bachelor. I watch it with her sometimes, 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:53.960 but like Gray's Anatomy or something like that. You'll watch 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.680 that stuff and it's just so fake and false. And 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:59.280 I'll just be walking through the living room and you'll 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:03.640 see people kissing or whatever, and I have to make 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:06.760 the sound effects every time to like irritate her, but 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.560 also think it's funny. So like if somebody's doing like 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:19.520 making it out, I'm like, she's like, seriously, please, you're ruining it. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.600 I always ruin it, But I just think it's the 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.720 fucking funniest thing. Just when she's so in our show 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:30.520 and just your husband walks through, who's in his late forties, 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:31.480 and it's still. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:38.680 Going find that. I want you to stop. 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:44.520 I'm asking you, America is asking you to stop. It 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.400 makes me laugh so hard. I'm not making myself. It's 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:51.360 the absurdity of the fact that there's a grown man's going. 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.880 Stop. I'm team Jess on this. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.840 You don't do anything. You don't do anything like that 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:04.400 at all, not that. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.400 No, no, okay, I see, I see what you're saying. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:13.320 It's like, like I just picture like my friends like 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.320 you doing dumb stuff. It's like, that's a man in 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.880 his late forties doing that, like back of the school 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:21.400 bus kind of shit. And it's it's not only the 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:24.040 act of somebody doing it, but it's the age and 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.400 the fact that they're not mature enough and they're still 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.440 doing it. And that's what makes me laugh so hard. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:32.280 For sure, I get that, I get that, Okay, So, 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:41.000 but I don't nobody wants it. No one's listening at 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:44.400 this point. Literally, no one is listening to our podcast anymore. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:47.760 If you haven't hit stop, I appreciate you more than 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.800 any listener, because I don't want to be here anymore. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:51.360 And I'm. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:56.720 Like, that doesn't make you laugh at all? Or it doesn't, No, 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:58.080 are you just kind of like. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:02.000 Just no, I haven't seen it. What I'm getting is 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:04.840 the storytelling version of it. I haven't seen it in practice, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:06.800 so i'd have to see it in practice. 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:09.400 Well, just just rolling her eyes like please stop. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:09.920 That makes me. 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:14.720 She she like pausing or please stop, please stop. I 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.880 know she's like, please stop. 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:19.920 It's not for me. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:25.120 But you know the Bachelor Bachelorette, they're they're making out. 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:31.760 I'm always like, please stop. She'll pause it like I 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:33.720 can't enjoy I will not even. 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.720 Do you do it when it's not when it's not 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:37.080 that either? To its like do you do it like 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:38.520 doing the row ceremony? 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:40.360 No, only when somebody's doing. 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:40.720 Her making it. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.720 Yeah, so you supply well I guess you're writing down 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:43.920 that you're supplying the soundtrack. 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:47.120 Thank you. I'm a fully artists. 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.720 Really, you have heels on your hands and when they're walking, 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:55.760 you're just you're like, look, she's running, but. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.240 There is an well yeah, I mean that's your whole life. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.160 Yeah, you're always doing things like my whole life is 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:04.120 really just make annoying people. Oh what I think is funny. Oh, 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.080 let's get some questions that help help the world. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:07.880 Okay, here we go. This is coming to us from 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.800 well here, let's not start off with that one. 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.680 Oh okay, let's we're gonna start off with a different one. 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:14.640 That one's a pretty tough. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:15.680 It's a little heavy to come from. 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:18.800 It's heavy to come from the makeout sound effects and 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:19.520 slip into that. 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:20.600 Dude, we gotta go into nutro. 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:30.760