Speaker 1: She just wants.
Speaker 2: Oh, he dropped the milk.
Speaker 1: He's so mad that I'm here.
Speaker 2: Imagine if the milk splattered everywhere.
Speaker 1: I want to know, Like, what's the issue? Why?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why does he care so much?
Speaker 2: I don't know. He takes his cereal eating very very seriously.
Speaker 2: You know this about Scott.
Speaker 1: You guys, I just want to have a good time.
Speaker 1: Why can't we party?
Speaker 2: I know, right, Scott? For you? I think I party
Speaker 2: too much this weekend. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, wait, so you drank this weekend.
Speaker 2: I did. I'm very jealous, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Because this weekend was my half birthday weekend and no
Speaker 1: one did anything for me.
Speaker 2: You and this birthday. Did you like what I commented
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Bye? Okay?
Speaker 2: What did I send you?
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I know it was on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I was thinking Twitter, but it was Instagram.
Speaker 2: I sent you Hong Kong clown face.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the clown face. But you know what, bling bling,
Speaker 1: bling bitches this man. It was my half birthday. Come on, Scott, Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, guys. I have a he would love this.
Speaker 1: I started couponing over the weekend and I have to
Speaker 1: go pick up the things that I bought. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I got like twenty dollars worth of things for five dollars, okay,
Speaker 1: and so I'm very excited. This is only the beginning,
Speaker 1: so I'd love to come on to talk about couponing.
Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely is this bulchack? This is bulcha Oh my god,
Speaker 2: so great.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about couponing today.
Speaker 2: Let me go get him, Okay.
Speaker 1: Until he gets here, I don't even really know where
Speaker 1: to start, but I'm very excited. I mean, inflation is
Speaker 1: real and gas prices are insane, so why not save money?
Speaker 1: And what is he really not into it? He doesn't guys.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to come in because I'm here, and
Speaker 1: I think it's a little messed up because who wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to be around this type of energy? I got
Speaker 1: that big, big energy.
Speaker 2: Do you like these new pents I got?
Speaker 1: No? Not really, I am here.
Speaker 2: There's I like they're a nice yes. I think. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: It all depends on how I can write my name. No,
Speaker 1: don't like it and look at that that's nice.
Speaker 2: That looks nice.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: It's not not my thing. Scott, Come on, just go
Speaker 1: get him. He doesn't want to. He really, he's going
Speaker 1: to come in. I want to hang out, Scott.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: No, she's gonna we're gonna talk about coupon because I
Speaker 1: started couponing over the weekend. All right, I'm done. No,
Speaker 1: I'm done. All right, you guys fuck this. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have to beep that out. Bye.
Speaker 2: Wow. The talent is leaving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's mad. Give me my mad. You know what.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do anything anymore, mister Long Island.
Speaker 1: He's from Long Island. I'm leaving, believe, never to come
Speaker 1: back again. Remember that, Jesse McCartney, I.
Speaker 2: Do, I do?
Speaker 1: You're getting skinny? I would.
Speaker 2: I would have said on a jet plane, don't know
Speaker 2: when I'll be back again, Scott. It's recording. Shouldn't be
Speaker 2: well it is. We're three minutes into the episode. Well
Speaker 2: here we are. You stretched out my headphones. Well we
Speaker 2: can't say if you can't say it on the air.
Speaker 2: Then you did. Curse. Yeah, Sharity cursed very loudly. Dude.
Speaker 3: That was rude of you to start without me, like
Speaker 3: I was good enough to go out and get milk
Speaker 3: because you didn't bring milk you were, so you didn't
Speaker 3: come in until ten today?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm exhausted. What's the matter with you? I'm very exhausted.
Speaker 3: Oh are you gonna use the excuse that everybody else using?
Speaker 2: Oh? The time change? Oh my god, I couldn't have
Speaker 2: get up. What is that so loud? You always say
Speaker 2: it's not loud enough, and now it's too loud. Okay.
Speaker 3: So like Nate today, he was like, oh, dude, I
Speaker 3: could barely get up. The time change really messed me up.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It's an hour. Why why is everyone
Speaker 2: going crazy for an It's an hour. It wasn't a
Speaker 2: time change. I get it.
Speaker 3: But everybody in this world is like, oh I couldn't
Speaker 3: get to work on time the time change. By the way,
Speaker 3: we're recording this on Monday. So you were like, what, Yeah,
Speaker 3: so this weekend we changed the clocks ahead. If you
Speaker 3: haven't checked your watch and turn your clocks ahead one hour.
Speaker 2: I got home very late last night. Where's my coffee
Speaker 2: over there? Where's it from La Columbe? Boy? Oh? That
Speaker 2: just squirt? It was? It's cold, okay, and there's no
Speaker 2: sugar in it? Yeah there is. I put two whole
Speaker 2: packets of brown sugar, and they stir. I didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, when I get to the bottom, it's gonna
Speaker 3: be really sweet.
Speaker 2: Great, thank you for thanking for you. Oh sorry, go
Speaker 2: on with your story. So I went to a wedding
Speaker 2: this weekend. First of all, back it up, tell us
Speaker 2: all about that. It was a great wedding. I was
Speaker 2: supposed to go to that wedding. I just couldn't logistically
Speaker 2: make it work. It was very fun. It was a
Speaker 2: beach wedding, which in Key West right Key Largo. I
Speaker 2: gotta tell you, beach weddings are really nice. They are
Speaker 2: never been to one, and so it was really cool.
Speaker 2: It was fun party, all that other fun jazz. But
Speaker 2: at the end of the night on Saturday, I'm standing
Speaker 2: there and I see my flight is canceled by United.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Every other flight is still active, just my flight.
Speaker 3: Were you still wearing your white linen pants?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't have weight. I don't have to wear
Speaker 2: those until my April wedding. I have a wedding in
Speaker 2: Florida again on my birthday, and I'm in the bridal
Speaker 2: party or the grooms party. I'm a bride's or grooms
Speaker 2: mint or groom. You can't say that anymore, can't say
Speaker 2: that I'm the one that I'm on both sides of
Speaker 2: the party can't say that whichever one can say. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're a group's person, you're a person person pretty much.
Speaker 2: So that one I actually do have to wear like
Speaker 2: a I guess a linen shirt or something. So that'll
Speaker 2: be fun. That's hot. Yeah, it's gonna be great, gonna
Speaker 2: go for full Miami vice.
Speaker 3: But is it in Miami.
Speaker 2: Naples, which they say is the Miami of the North's? Oh,
Speaker 2: the west? Oh, it's on the west coast, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: which it always makes me have two that in Florida.
Speaker 2: They're like, it's on the other side of the coast.
Speaker 2: Let's calm it down a little bit. You're in Florida. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it takes me two hours to get to
Speaker 2: the other side of the coast. It's like, calm down.
Speaker 2: I'm not very familiar with the west coast of Florida.
Speaker 2: That's Naples. Is that where Clearwater is? But that's north, right,
Speaker 2: it's north. Naples is west, So like here we have
Speaker 2: Florida northwest. Also, you could be north on the coast.
Speaker 2: Here's Orlando, here's Fort Lauderdale. That looks like here's I mean,
Speaker 2: happy penis. That's a terrible picture. What are you doing this?
Speaker 3: That's terrible.
Speaker 2: That's Florida, but it doesn't have stuff shooting at the bottom. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a little bridge here. This is Key Largo, this
Speaker 2: is Key West, this is Naples, this is Tampa. I
Speaker 2: think Jacksonville's over here.
Speaker 3: You know the other keys is cs to keys is Islamado.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one right, Scary has a wedding there.
Speaker 3: I think I met Froggy there one time and we
Speaker 3: had lunch at some like Field and Stream restaurants.
Speaker 2: Now it just looks inappropriate. Yeah, well yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean it looks like that looks like a diseased penis.
Speaker 2: That's leaking. But if you need like, this should tell
Speaker 2: you this is where everything is great. Do you enjoy it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, No, Orlando. There's a bunch of keys. There's
Speaker 3: more keys, but lesser known.
Speaker 2: Key Largo and Key West are the big one.
Speaker 3: There are songs about those Key West Intermitso who sang
Speaker 3: that come.
Speaker 2: On the muff?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, John Mellencamp, no cougar, just camp cool. So pull
Speaker 2: it up back to the wedding. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. Look up what's I don't know how to
Speaker 2: spell inter mitso I know how to spell inter mitzo.
Speaker 3: And then Key Largo what's his name? Sings the Key
Speaker 3: Largo song? Key Largo, No, that's Cocomo. But want to
Speaker 3: take it to one of those guys has like the
Speaker 3: Key Largo song too. You know, Cocao was not a
Speaker 3: real place. I didn't know that Cocomo. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 3: it was because they sing about all the other real places.
Speaker 3: But Cocomo is not you know, a movie. It was
Speaker 3: from what Cocomo?
Speaker 2: What? What movie? Cocktail? Oh? The one that had uh,
Speaker 2: what's his name? Tom Cruise?
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 2: And I only know it because a family guy?
Speaker 3: Was it in a family guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was like one of their little side gags.
Speaker 3: I wish Diamond would come back where she he kicked
Speaker 3: her out. I didn't kick her out. You didn't have
Speaker 3: it set up properly.
Speaker 2: I would. She could have hung out. I would talk
Speaker 2: couponing all day. Okay, next time here, I'll play this
Speaker 2: for you and then we'll get back to business. I
Speaker 2: saw you first in parentheses, right, Yes, yes, it's got
Speaker 2: a long intro.
Speaker 3: I'm just good, go ahead, long intro.
Speaker 2: Started.
Speaker 3: I don't think he says Key West in there ever,
Speaker 3: but that's what it's called. I'll saw you first.
Speaker 2: You don't know the song. I never heard this a
Speaker 2: day in my life. Really, I saw you Okay, thank you?
Speaker 3: All right? Well, we had him at we had him
Speaker 3: at a morning show Halloween party. We used to do
Speaker 3: these big Halloween broadcasts every year at Jekyll and Hyde
Speaker 3: and everybody would dress up and John Mellencamp was there
Speaker 3: one time. It's a great story right when that song
Speaker 3: came out, So it's probably the late nineties, mid to late.
Speaker 2: Not to go back to me, but back to me.
Speaker 3: Oh so I was the wedding.
Speaker 2: So my flight got canceled right in the middle of
Speaker 2: the phone or canceled, canceled outright, canceled right And I
Speaker 2: was on a flight with my friend Sam and our Sam.
Speaker 2: Yes Sam Staffirst.
Speaker 3: She's great different Sam, but yes, yes, she's also our Sam.
Speaker 2: Yes. So it got cance So the two of us
Speaker 2: were like, what are we gonna do. I'm going to
Speaker 2: rebook it. I can't rebook anything for the next day.
Speaker 2: They put me on a flight with a connection in
Speaker 2: Washington for today. Monday, and then it's actually Wednesday whatever.
Speaker 2: When it got rebooked, it was for Monday, which means
Speaker 2: I would have been coming home on Monday. Okay, but
Speaker 2: you did three o'clock fight. But when did you come
Speaker 2: home Sunday or Monday? Sunday night night okay? Because I
Speaker 2: decided Sam was able to get on the eight to
Speaker 2: clock flight on from Miami that day, so the two
Speaker 2: of us, I've decided to just follow her. I was
Speaker 2: on the stand by list. And let me tell you
Speaker 2: something about the stupid stand by list.
Speaker 3: That's not real.
Speaker 2: It's those gate agents have too much power. Yeah, let
Speaker 2: me tell you because I went to the first one.
Speaker 2: There was a gate agent. There was a five forty
Speaker 2: flights that got to the airport like five hours early,
Speaker 2: just to try and get on every stand by line.
Speaker 2: And the guy was like, I don't think it's gonna
Speaker 2: happen for you. It's like, okay, you had to have
Speaker 2: to be nice and sweet talk them. And what do
Speaker 2: you think I do? Do you really think I go
Speaker 2: up there and go hey, idiot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're like Brodie and you go up
Speaker 3: there in your rage.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Do you know what I did? I said,
Speaker 2: I really have to get back my flight.
Speaker 3: Was kidding everybody does. You're at a wedding, You're no
Speaker 3: better than anyone else, Andrew, everyone has to get back.
Speaker 2: Here's what I do. And I do this even with
Speaker 2: any with any customer service. The minute I see them
Speaker 2: start typing, I always go, thank you so much for
Speaker 2: your help. I really do appreciate it.
Speaker 3: And does it work for you?
Speaker 2: I did I get on the eight forty flight last night? Yes?
Speaker 2: What time did you get home? One o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3: So it's weird because usually those flights out of Florida
Speaker 3: on a Sunday coming back up north, they are overbooked,
Speaker 3: they're packed.
Speaker 2: Well, the best was they originally told me that I
Speaker 2: wasn't even gonna get on this eight forty flight. I
Speaker 2: had to go back to the front desk to go
Speaker 2: get a.
Speaker 3: Hotel vouch at the Motel six.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Luckily I had friends in Miami, so they were like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you could just come stay with us where it comes
Speaker 2: to words. But I'm like, I just want to get home.
Speaker 2: What airport did you fly out of? Was it Miami? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You and I we both did the same airport. Terrible,
Speaker 3: what a terrible airport. What terminal were you the worst?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We were Jet Blue. I think it was no D
Speaker 2: is where we went to eat. I forget, I forget
Speaker 2: where we were in H and J M and they
Speaker 2: had the HJ intersection as they called it. But is
Speaker 2: it is it? Does it look newer over there? Because
Speaker 2: I was stuck in the eighties. We were stuck in
Speaker 2: the eighties on the H side. And then when I
Speaker 2: was with Sam, because like I said, we just got
Speaker 2: there early just to be there, we did a bar
Speaker 2: crawl through all the branded bars there. They had a
Speaker 2: bud Light Lounge, they had a Corona Beach House, and
Speaker 2: they had a Heineken like bar stand.
Speaker 3: Oh see, they must have.
Speaker 2: Redone that section of the airport because we're not at
Speaker 2: the bud Light Lounge, the bud Light Lounge.
Speaker 1: Is that.
Speaker 2: Mackenzie still there?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Seriously? The bud Light Lounge was the most hectic dining
Speaker 2: experience I've ever had. It was one woman who was
Speaker 2: just running around from table to table, going like, I
Speaker 2: can't check you in, I can't check you in. I
Speaker 2: meanwhile it said please like seat yourself. She's like, how
Speaker 2: did you sit there? It's like dam But wait a second.
Speaker 3: When I looked at the map of m i A,
Speaker 3: the only like sit down restaurant was Fridays, So no
Speaker 3: H and J.
Speaker 2: Had the bud light lounge. But she even came over
Speaker 2: and gave you the speech too. We have no flatbreads,
Speaker 2: we have no chicken tenders, we have no sandwiches.
Speaker 3: We have no we have no bud light.
Speaker 2: You ate nothing. So I'm sitting there and they have
Speaker 2: a pizza hut next door in a quiz Nose, which
Speaker 2: I found out quiznos gimmick is just they toast the bread.
Speaker 2: I hate Quiznos because hot meat, yeah, seems interesting.
Speaker 3: Hot lettuce and meat gross? What they got mad at
Speaker 3: me one time? I think I sorry. I went to
Speaker 3: Quiznos one time and they got mad at me because
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I don't want it, I want you
Speaker 3: to toast the bread before please, And they didn't understand
Speaker 3: that concept. I just wanted the bread toasted. I don't
Speaker 3: want hot meat. I don't want hot lettuce, and I
Speaker 3: don't want hot tomatoes, and I don't want hot mayo.
Speaker 2: What's the matter with you? Yes, it's so gross. Why
Speaker 2: do you do that?
Speaker 3: Who would heat up a salad. What I'm saying seriously,
Speaker 3: so toast it first. I don't want everything else hot
Speaker 3: and gross.
Speaker 2: Now you almost just want to like put a salad
Speaker 2: in the microwave and watch everyone suffer.
Speaker 3: I don't like melted cheese on a sandwich either, so
Speaker 3: that could never happen for me.
Speaker 2: I disagree, Like that's a case idia essentially.
Speaker 3: No, but if you get a turkey sandwich, like cold turkey,
Speaker 3: cold lettuce, tomato, and then you want melted swiss on
Speaker 3: it gross.
Speaker 2: I know this sounds crazy, but I believe that melted
Speaker 2: cheese tastes different from not melted cheese.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, you're not crazy.
Speaker 2: That's correct because like say McDonald's right with their cheeseburgers,
Speaker 2: sometimes they don't melt that cheese at all. That cheese.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's cheese product. Okay, it is. It is my definition.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: If you look at American cheese, it says American cheese
Speaker 3: cheese product. Oh yeah, it's not. It's not really actually cheese.
Speaker 3: You didn't know that American cheese is just not cheese.
Speaker 3: They can't really call it that. That's why it says product.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go figure I did. Oh, by the way, what
Speaker 2: we got invited to the next podcast house over with Carl,
Speaker 2: Marie and Anthony.
Speaker 3: I don't understand the whole thing. If it was like
Speaker 3: a game show, yes, but they just go and they say.
Speaker 3: What do they do is sit and put their heads
Speaker 3: together and go, let's have ideas.
Speaker 2: This is what I said to them. I said, network,
Speaker 2: you need to get ten We need ten to twelve
Speaker 2: people in a house and everybody's in a pair, and
Speaker 2: then we'll figure it out. Make it a game show,
Speaker 2: figure what to do, a live stream and a giant
Speaker 2: house over the weekend. We talked about this and then
Speaker 2: only one person wins and they get like this massive
Speaker 2: podcast contract. So we were thinking we might just do
Speaker 2: a cash prize to start. Where's the cash come from?
Speaker 2: You have to buy in the sponsor. Oh just think
Speaker 2: we could all live in a house, start off in pairs.
Speaker 2: Are you going to stay with your podcast partner or are
Speaker 2: you gonna like betray them? I'm going the Survivor angle.
Speaker 3: Is it gonna be on TV?
Speaker 2: I mean it could be live streamed. That would be fun, huh.
Speaker 2: I think we would make an all star team and
Speaker 2: everybody also complimented us too, and they were like, you
Speaker 2: and Scott would probably kill each other, but we could
Speaker 2: see you guys winning.
Speaker 3: And how long does this have to be?
Speaker 2: I was thinking it could just be a week again.
Speaker 3: These levels they're low, man. Now I've just boosted them
Speaker 3: and everyone's been like, ah, but they're too just too low.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I know you don't listen to this podcast, but I
Speaker 3: listen every week. When you turn it on and the
Speaker 3: commercial starts, then we come on. It's like, hey, everybody,
Speaker 3: American Express, go to AmericanExpress dot com.
Speaker 2: Welcome to bull Chat. This is Gott and this is Andrew.
Speaker 2: It's so much lower, it's so much lower. I am
Speaker 2: too hungover to deal with this right now. I can't.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know, like on TV, they make the
Speaker 3: commercials louder because they want to get your attention, but
Speaker 3: we do it unintentionally. Okay because of this, Superman box
Speaker 3: doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, because the levels were always pitch perfect over there, oh.
Speaker 3: They were, they were. Yeah, because there's only one level.
Speaker 3: It only feeds one Okay, you know I don't control it. Okay,
Speaker 3: did you drink last night?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I told you I was. I went to three
Speaker 2: different branded bars in the Miami Airport. You also haven't
Speaker 2: showered since you came home false last night.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Then you wore the same sweatshirt or
Speaker 3: something that I did, not you did. Let me let
Speaker 3: me check your ring. Your ring tells me everything. What
Speaker 3: doesn't it tell you when you showered? No, it knows
Speaker 3: when it's wet. Do you shower with your wedding ring?
Speaker 3: I don't take it off ever?
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: The only time that I took this ring off that
Speaker 3: I can recall in almost sixteen years was on the
Speaker 3: Norwegian cruise ship because they wouldn't let me go down
Speaker 3: that slide with jewelry.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 3: And I took it off, and I'm like, here, Cooper,
Speaker 3: hold this and it was the weirdest feeling. M Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't take it off.
Speaker 2: Well, well, showering with it feels weird because it's like
Speaker 2: you just have this like that's never getting washed.
Speaker 3: No, I mean water gets underneath.
Speaker 2: It, that's what you think. Hold on, E doesn't smell
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't want to. It smells fresh Irish spring.
Speaker 2: That's great, it's nice. I do. I do dove the
Speaker 2: coconut butter. See we use.
Speaker 3: Dove, also the pink one, but then I got I
Speaker 3: found the one that has like the little sand in it,
Speaker 3: and it's like exfoliating. Amy doesn't like that one because
Speaker 3: it's kind of scratchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna say where do you exfoliate everywhere?
Speaker 3: I use bar soap everywhere. I jam it up my
Speaker 3: butt everything. I don't care where. What are you supposed
Speaker 3: to do with it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean soap washes itself, it cleans itself. Just
Speaker 2: seems like Eric's fully eating parts pretty rough.
Speaker 3: Well sometimes it hurts. Yeah, that's where I used the
Speaker 3: Irish spring. I use the dove. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: What are you playing? It doesn't make sense. Whatever you
Speaker 3: gonna play, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: It's gonna put a commercial in soon. Oh okay, yes,
Speaker 2: eight team minutes in. I think there should be a
Speaker 2: short episode.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're hungover. I got to catch a train.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when's you're trained? The whole big the hole.
Speaker 3: You ruined the whole beginning Like I would have said
Speaker 3: and done coup hunting tips.
Speaker 2: We could dimond time on next week.
Speaker 3: But you like you didn't you you too were like
Speaker 3: doing this like to upset me. I know it because
Speaker 3: I looked in the door and there you guys are.
Speaker 3: You've already started when I was nice enough to go
Speaker 3: out and get milk, because you didn't bring milk, And
Speaker 3: we have to do with serial killers after this.
Speaker 2: And here's what's actually funny.
Speaker 3: We could have worked the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Here's what's actually funny in a third Mike, here's what's
Speaker 2: actually funny about it. We'll talk about it. Oh after
Speaker 2: the break, stupid man box and we're back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a great break.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. But what I was going to
Speaker 2: say was you didn't want to do a serial killers?
Speaker 2: What do you I went, I just went out and
Speaker 2: gotten milk. Yes, But when I came here, the understanding
Speaker 2: was that we were just going to do boll chat today.
Speaker 3: Listen, there's no need for us to argue. We said that,
Speaker 3: and then like, well, I gotta catch a train, I
Speaker 3: have a little bit of time. Should we do a
Speaker 3: serial Killers after?
Speaker 2: And you were like, yeah, so I went and got milk.
Speaker 2: But and this is where the law comes in. You
Speaker 2: cannot say I did not bring milk in. I get
Speaker 2: it because you never asked me to. Because you did
Speaker 2: not think we were going to even cord A cereal
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 3: Asked me what we were recording today, So then it's
Speaker 3: quite obvious that it's bull chat if you didn't bring milk.
Speaker 3: But on the flip side, again, I would have been
Speaker 3: happy to sit down with Diamond and talk couponting. But
Speaker 3: actually you should have properly set up three mics, three headphones.
Speaker 3: But you had like ah and like get.
Speaker 2: In, and I started to think that Diamond was going
Speaker 2: to actually try to make me angry. I thought Diamond
Speaker 2: was actually gone to be honest with you. Then you
Speaker 2: hit record though you like physically hit record because you
Speaker 2: were just because when she got chatting, and then she
Speaker 2: was like, hey, row me up, you try to do well,
Speaker 2: that's tine. I guarantee you. This is how it started.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even here. Hey everybody, it's me, Diamond. What
Speaker 2: is this? I don't even know what this is called?
Speaker 2: But I'm the executive producer. Hi, Andrew, where's Scotty?
Speaker 3: I hate him? Was that pretty much? I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: back and rewind it and listen.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of rage, was it, right? Though?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, I was closed. It's pretty subdued actually, okay, but yeah, hmm.
Speaker 3: While you were in Florida, it snowed a little bit
Speaker 3: here in New York. I'm actually scared. My car got
Speaker 3: towed on two occasions. Where'd you park it?
Speaker 2: I parked it. Here's the thing, and this is if
Speaker 2: this happens to me again, I'm just gonna tell you.
Speaker 2: I have a I have a lot that I got
Speaker 2: with the building I'm in.
Speaker 3: People into like small little towns across the country don't
Speaker 3: really understand this.
Speaker 2: Okay, So let me explain to you. I live in
Speaker 2: Jersey City. In Jersey City, there's no parking. There's street parking,
Speaker 2: which is fine, and I do that. But when I
Speaker 2: signed my lease to my new apartment, I got that
Speaker 2: pandemic deal and they threw in a car spot too,
Speaker 2: in all lot, working spot whatever. You can just my story.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't park it there because I like parking right
Speaker 2: outside my building, which is street parking. However, there's street
Speaker 2: cleaning and when it snows, some of the streets becomes
Speaker 2: snow evacuation routes, emergency whatever. So I parked in the
Speaker 2: emergency evacuation route, and because I didn't know it was
Speaker 2: gonna snow, people.
Speaker 3: Don't evacuate when it snows.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, I don't know what they're doing, but I'm
Speaker 2: worried that my car got towed. It didn't because it
Speaker 2: literally snowed like a dusting. Again. The last time this happened,
Speaker 2: I it was the iHeart Festival car. That's when there
Speaker 2: was a friggin' Jersey City street fair on my street.
Speaker 3: And my car got towed, right, But it wasn't like
Speaker 3: they impounded. They towed it because they had to move
Speaker 3: it to.
Speaker 2: Another location, to the impound lot. Really, yes, they don't
Speaker 2: just tow your car someplace and they're like, they do that.
Speaker 3: Yes, they do place it down in the city in
Speaker 3: New York City. They do that sometimes if they have events.
Speaker 2: When I got towed the first time here either when
Speaker 2: I had to go to that impound lot, that was
Speaker 2: the lowest experience of all time. That was depressing. You've
Speaker 2: had worse. Oh, that one was worse. That was bad.
Speaker 2: That was as small. You've obviously been there where the
Speaker 2: impound lot.
Speaker 3: I actually never have. I've seen it on parking worse,
Speaker 3: but I've never been there.
Speaker 2: It is terrible. It's a dock. There's a little trailer
Speaker 2: inside of it. It's almost like a house inside of
Speaker 2: a giant warehouse, and everyone there is miserable and yelling
Speaker 2: and fighting, and then there was me. I parked in
Speaker 2: front of a hydrant.
Speaker 3: This is what I would do if I worked for
Speaker 3: the Jersey City Parking Enforcement Authority, whatever the hell it's called.
Speaker 3: I would hide behind a tree and I would wait
Speaker 3: for you to pull your car up to turn it
Speaker 3: off maybe and go inside your house or leave or whatever.
Speaker 3: Then I would run up real quick and I would
Speaker 3: staple the sign onto the post that said emergency, no
Speaker 3: parking event, whatever day, and then I would watch as
Speaker 3: your car got towed away.
Speaker 2: That's so kind of you. Thank you so much. Really
Speaker 2: do appreciate it.
Speaker 3: You know that there are definitely parking enforcement agents that
Speaker 3: do that. They thrive to watch people's cars get towed.
Speaker 2: You'd be a good parking enforcement agents. No, I wouldn't,
Speaker 2: Oh you one hundred percent would No. I would not, Yes,
Speaker 2: you would.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: A minute. Somebody was like, well you could just delete
Speaker 2: it out the system. You would take pure joint and
Speaker 2: being like, well why did you park there? I don't,
Speaker 2: mister smart man, I don't take it. Did you not
Speaker 2: read the street cleaning sign?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's already in the system. Oh sorry, that's three thousand,
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars for you. Sorry, I don't take you.
Speaker 1: Could take this up with my supervisor.
Speaker 2: You could pay this thank you, it's already in my system.
Speaker 3: I don't take being berated very well. I would get
Speaker 3: scared and walk away.
Speaker 2: Jersey City doesn't have people walking around. They're in these
Speaker 2: little yeah h three wheeled cars pushmans and they just
Speaker 2: go around and they play their stupid horn.
Speaker 3: Me me, that's for street cleaning.
Speaker 2: I hate it. That's when they usually enforce.
Speaker 3: Thank you for my ticket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, but I think you'd be good
Speaker 2: at that job because you are very by the rules
Speaker 2: and you are very by the book, and if somebody
Speaker 2: is going to try and argue with you, you'd be
Speaker 2: like pass literally.
Speaker 3: Just got a text from one of the promotions kids
Speaker 3: at the van that I parked in the street this
Speaker 3: morning has a ticket on it.
Speaker 2: No joke. Look, just found the van. There's a ticket
Speaker 2: on it. Put it on your desk.
Speaker 3: That's sixty five bucks.
Speaker 2: Well, looks like you parked wrong, but sorry, I had
Speaker 2: a permit in the window. The permit is from the
Speaker 2: pandemic and it was like a six month deal. Some
Speaker 2: of them, will you know the emergency authorization letter? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that thing passed. I know.
Speaker 3: But some of them just go oh, he's got a
Speaker 3: thing and they walk away. It just depends on who
Speaker 3: you get. I actually saw these two there were a team,
Speaker 3: like they were looking at all the cars, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh God, I can't. I just gotta go
Speaker 3: upstairs again.
Speaker 2: That's why you'd be perfect, because you would be that person. Interesting,
Speaker 2: what does that permit say?
Speaker 1: Expire?
Speaker 2: Expired permit? The license looks like it's cricket. A little
Speaker 2: bit hate that I would. I would be a stickler.
Speaker 2: Like if you had a license plate frame, i'd write
Speaker 2: it you're not allowed to have license.
Speaker 3: No, that's that's substruction.
Speaker 2: It would be a perfect ticketing agent. Yeah, well that
Speaker 2: obstructs the l the license plate scary. Got a ticket
Speaker 2: for that New York Department. If you're watching this.
Speaker 3: What's the New York New York Parking Department?
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't be that. People hate those people if
Speaker 2: they find you, and you'd be.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you.
Speaker 3: No, they hit them, they hit them and they drive
Speaker 3: over them. I have very much respect for those people.
Speaker 3: They're just doing their job. That's what they're supposed to
Speaker 3: be doing. People park illegally, you know what, Take your medicine.
Speaker 2: That's it. Take your medicine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a man or a what man?
Speaker 2: What are you saying? If you park illegally, you got
Speaker 2: a ticket done? Just take it? Take it. There's no sympathy.
Speaker 2: Don't let them go. Just you know what you did wrong?
Speaker 2: Take it. You just take your medicine.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Take your medicine. Yeah, you backed illegally, take your medicine.
Speaker 3: There are many times park in the fire zone. I'll
Speaker 3: run in and grab my coffee and run out. There
Speaker 3: was one time there was a ticket on my car.
Speaker 3: It was two hundred and twenty five dollars. They're insane
Speaker 3: at a shopping center. Yeah, for the fire zone where
Speaker 3: I was. I know, people say, oh, it's only there
Speaker 3: for ten seconds, and it's true. I was only there
Speaker 3: for ten seconds. But they found me in ten seconds.
Speaker 2: Wow, you know what? Published that ticket really quick? Or dude?
Speaker 2: If you break the.
Speaker 3: Law, you pay the price. Yeah, take a medicine, that's right,
Speaker 3: take it down. Can you say take it down to
Speaker 3: Chinatown anymore?
Speaker 2: Is that not? Okay? I don't remember anybody actually saying that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the thing, like take it down to Chinatown? Well,
Speaker 2: wasn't that from a movie? I'll take you down take
Speaker 2: it down to China Town as possible.
Speaker 3: But if you're actually going to Chinatown, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Should we try and do a movie quiz?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, not with me.
Speaker 2: Should we do like a movie quotes?
Speaker 3: You can do that, but I'll fail.
Speaker 2: Let's see like iconic movie quotes, and let's see if
Speaker 2: we could guess them. This will be fine. When we
Speaker 2: get none.
Speaker 3: Of them, you, well you'll see them all because you're
Speaker 3: gonna look at it. You can test me. I won't
Speaker 3: know any of them.
Speaker 2: Movie quote famous game. Yeah, interesting, frankly, it's called it.
Speaker 2: I don't give it him. That's from the Gone with
Speaker 2: the Wind. Yes, movie mania, a game of famous quotes. Okay,
Speaker 2: can you guess the movies that meet them? Okay? Uh
Speaker 2: oh that was the first one. Look at that.
Speaker 3: Oh but I said it wrong. It wasn't Scarlet.
Speaker 2: It was my deer. Did I say Scarlet? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's my dear.
Speaker 2: All right, come with the wind, go ahead, test me.
Speaker 2: Ogres are like onions.
Speaker 3: It's got to be Shrek.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: I only know it because he's an ogre.
Speaker 2: Put some wind decks on it. That's Big Factory wedding.
Speaker 3: So why did you say it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Am? I not, But if I don't scroll down,
Speaker 2: I don't see it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well give me a second to try to answer
Speaker 3: it because I won't, and then you can take it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, my big Factory wedding. You remember that one?
Speaker 3: No, I did, never saw it.
Speaker 2: You could put some wind decks on it.
Speaker 3: I never saw Shrek either, so you I saw parts
Speaker 3: of it the Donkey. I saw it actually a play
Speaker 3: at my daughter's elementary school. They did Shrek.
Speaker 2: So the only tree Shrek you've seen, there's a tree
Speaker 2: is a child elementary school version of the of the movie.
Speaker 2: Pretty much Shrek.
Speaker 3: I've seen pieces of the movie, but I never watched
Speaker 3: it all the way through.
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy, right, Ednie Murphy. Yeah, Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz
Speaker 2: on going why so serious? Why so pink? So raise
Speaker 2: your glass?
Speaker 3: That's Pink.
Speaker 2: The Dark Knight, the Avengers Endgame or Suicide Squad. It's
Speaker 2: the Dark Knight. Yeah. I like your Joker performance. He
Speaker 2: won an oscar for never.
Speaker 3: I don't see Batman movies except the first one we
Speaker 3: walked out.
Speaker 2: You weren't born yet? Okay, are you not entertained? Braveheart
Speaker 2: three hundred, Gladiator. I haven't even seen this movie, and
Speaker 2: I know where it's from. Gladiator. Yeah, oh that was
Speaker 2: a guest now I have not yeah me either. That's
Speaker 2: on my list. I might actually try and watch that soon.
Speaker 2: She doesn't even go here. Oh my god, I know
Speaker 2: that she doesn't even go here. Bringing on Mean Girls
Speaker 2: a Freaky Friday. Mean Girls? Yeah, yeah, Mean Girls is
Speaker 2: one of the best movies ever.
Speaker 3: I think I saw a part of that too.
Speaker 2: You need to watch that. Maybe I saw it all?
Speaker 2: Is that Alicia Silverstone? No, that's clueless. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Lindsay Lohan that one Freaky Friday, Wacky Wednesday.
Speaker 3: She's in Freaky Friday and she did Mean Girls. Lacky
Speaker 3: Wednesday was a great book.
Speaker 2: I feel like we need to have a ding button.
Speaker 2: We have one when we get right? Do you have
Speaker 2: a buzzer? There's a ding I don't really like one. Well,
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: We don't have a buzzer?
Speaker 2: Though, I wish I knew how to quit you the Notebook,
Speaker 2: Dear John, or walk to Remember? I know this one.
Speaker 2: I never saw the movie, You're John. Nope, it's the notebook.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oops, wrong button, We don't have a buzzer.
Speaker 2: It clearly says chips on it. Florals for spring, groundbreaking.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's an easy one. It was a
Speaker 2: devil worst product it is and I only guessed it.
Speaker 2: I guess it only because what else could it be?
Speaker 2: Did you have you ever seen it? Never Scott? When
Speaker 2: I tell you you need to watch that today, trust me.
Speaker 2: And do you know how many people I've I actually
Speaker 2: found out this weekend started watching Happy Endings because of
Speaker 2: how much we've recommended it on the show. Really, there's
Speaker 2: at least five people I know, and I'm not even lying,
Speaker 2: that have started watching Happy Endings and everyone is like,
Speaker 2: it's so good.
Speaker 3: Did you watch Kim's Convenience yet?
Speaker 2: Now? Nope?
Speaker 3: Did you watch Pivoting yet?
Speaker 2: Is that the one that has Jane? Yes, my dad
Speaker 2: started watching it. I watched a little bit with him.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good, it is. I would like you to
Speaker 3: watch Kim's Convenience? Would you watch a few episodes before
Speaker 3: we watch it?
Speaker 2: When it gets to the elementary school version where I
Speaker 2: watch it, it actually show actually started as a play.
Speaker 2: Believe it or not. Huh yeah, interesting, go on, you
Speaker 2: would enjoy it, you really wouldn't. I know you.
Speaker 3: I know you, and you would enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know. Damn it. Andrew. Sorry,
Speaker 2: here's to looking at you.
Speaker 3: Here's looking here's looking at you, kid. Yeah, that's uh, well,
Speaker 3: I know that it was also in home alone because
Speaker 3: he watched that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is that with that old movie that Ever
Speaker 2: to Catch a Thief, Citizen Kane or Casablanca. Casablanca is yeah,
Speaker 2: I never saw it. Press the Press, the yellow one. Yay, okay,
Speaker 2: you had me at hello.
Speaker 3: Oh that's uh, the one with the uh Jerry maguire
Speaker 3: is the story, Jerry McGuire, There it is. We played
Speaker 3: the song, we played hold on Wait because that was
Speaker 3: the Bruce Springsteen song Magic Garden, No Secret, Secret Garden, Yes,
Speaker 3: Bruce Springsteen, And we played the clips of that movie
Speaker 3: in that song.
Speaker 2: Did you okay? So recently I was rewatching some old
Speaker 2: Super Bowl performances.
Speaker 3: With the sludge on the bottom.
Speaker 2: Go ahead. Most people, when you get them something just
Speaker 2: are like, thank you so much and don't talk about
Speaker 2: it again. You're the type of person that says, thank
Speaker 2: you so much, but I hate it. And let me
Speaker 2: remind you what a garbage human you are.
Speaker 3: No, you're a wonderful human.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Go ahead. But Bruce Springsteen's SA
Speaker 2: halftime performance at the super Bowl was so good?
Speaker 3: What year was that?
Speaker 2: Nine thousand and nine?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because remember after adult Jana Jackson? No, I don't,
Speaker 2: Oh he was? Was he? The year after No?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 2: Two thousand and four? Was Shanna Jackson?
Speaker 3: Four or five years after?
Speaker 2: Okay? But it was interesting because.
Speaker 3: He penous wouldn't fall out of his fly, so they
Speaker 3: used him.
Speaker 2: What No, his guitar almost like knocked someone out.
Speaker 3: I don't remember, dude. I watched them at parties and
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: The thing is I feel like it would I been
Speaker 2: memed and everybody would have been like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: did you see that last night? But it just that
Speaker 2: didn't exist back then, and now it does. And let
Speaker 2: me show you this because he almost knocks someone out
Speaker 2: with his guitar. Look at this.
Speaker 3: Almost doesn't count?
Speaker 2: Andrew?
Speaker 3: Oh time limit?
Speaker 2: Sorry, time limit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a time limit. Someone shut your phone off?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I have a bad boys.
Speaker 2: You know what I click? What ignore for? Fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: I think Cooper does that too, so it's not really working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean sometimes it's like this weekend, I didn't
Speaker 2: really try and go on my phone too much.
Speaker 3: Would you limit yourself?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh good boy? Yeah again outside, I don't really
Speaker 2: try and use my phone on weekend.
Speaker 3: So you just use it as much as possible during
Speaker 3: this podcast, only this podcast.
Speaker 2: Queen, not go on with the movies. Hold please, that's
Speaker 2: just want to show you.
Speaker 3: This, but no one else knows what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna show it on the camera too. You
Speaker 3: don't have it there? Please and I do.
Speaker 2: I thought I did.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants to hear this anymore. So more movie quotes.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me go back, but go watch Bruce Springsteen
Speaker 2: super Bowl perform to watch him almost kill someone with guitars.
Speaker 3: You take the window, or you can take the stairs.
Speaker 3: I'm walking here. I'll take the stairs. I'm gonna get you, sucker.
Speaker 2: No that's your quote. Yeah, okay, that's a good movie.
Speaker 2: I'd never seen that one. Sure this one was I'm
Speaker 2: walking here, marathon Man, Midnight Cowboy or taxi driver. I
Speaker 2: have zero clue. Taxi driver, the Robert de Niro one
Speaker 2: where he's like insane and Jodie Foster's in it and
Speaker 2: she's underage. Yeah, yeah, that is it. That one. It's
Speaker 2: Midnight Cowboy. We both got it wrong, okay, I Taxi driver,
Speaker 2: I did too. Yeah. It was really kind of disturbing,
Speaker 2: but in an interesting way.
Speaker 3: Uh, in a seventies way.
Speaker 2: They call it Royal with cheese or royale what happens
Speaker 2: if they had an E.
Speaker 3: If it doesn't e, it's royale.
Speaker 2: Okay, they call it Royale with cheese. The Hateful Eight
Speaker 2: pulp fiction or Kill Bill Volume one. It's pulp fiction. Okay.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see that? Nope? Okay, that was right.
Speaker 2: It was pulp fiction.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what Samuel L. Jackson, yes, okay. And John Travolta,
Speaker 3: yeah I never saw it. I yep, all were gonna
Speaker 3: do Friday movie nights. We're not able to figure that out,
Speaker 3: right because we don't know the rights to things and
Speaker 3: we can't like watch with people.
Speaker 2: Well, so other Scott is helping me set up a
Speaker 2: discord so you guys will be able to chat with
Speaker 2: us on it very soon. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: Scott's gonna hate it and love it. At the same time,
Speaker 2: he's gonna be like, we're getting all these messages. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to respond, but it'll be great because
Speaker 2: then you guys can chat with us during the show
Speaker 2: and we could take your comments. Go on, go ahead,
Speaker 2: make my day unforgiven, Dirty Harry or sudden Impact.
Speaker 3: That's dirty Harry. That's classic.
Speaker 2: I never had sudden impact, so it is really I
Speaker 2: bet it was in Dirty Harry too, not too but
Speaker 2: like also what you were so confident? Oh that's dirty
Speaker 2: Harry for sure?
Speaker 3: Is go ahead make my day?
Speaker 2: All right? Well it's not carp A DM Seize the day, boys,
Speaker 2: make your lives extraordinary. Dead Poet Society, Bill Hunting or
Speaker 2: school Ties the first one Dead Poet Society. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 3: I guessed. Yep, you have a thirty three and a
Speaker 3: third percent chance no matter what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. Hit the butt, we got it right.
Speaker 2: I'll have what she's having. Oh that's the one Harryett Sally.
Speaker 2: Yeah that yeah, I don't even need to read them. Hello,
Speaker 2: my name is Shady Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.
Speaker 2: Prepared to die sounds like a Star Wars or something.
Speaker 2: Ever after, the Princess Bride or A Knight's Tale. So
Speaker 2: the thing is, I've never seen any of these neither,
Speaker 2: So let's guess a Knight's Tale. No, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: with the Princess Bride, okay, because that one's like super
Speaker 2: famous and everyone talks about it, got it? And I
Speaker 2: kind of wish it's that. Isn't that the one with
Speaker 2: Andre the Giant in it? Yes?
Speaker 3: I did see a little bit of that.
Speaker 2: And in elementary school performed No your kids, dude, I
Speaker 2: liked Andre. Oh there's Danielle Pegan in. Oh, Danielle's here,
Speaker 2: so you she's gonna make it appearance? Did she get here?
Speaker 2: She's been Oh? Nice?
Speaker 3: Uh, you can't handle the truth. Oh that's Jack Nicholson. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well I don't know the movie though.
Speaker 2: Was it Men of Honor?
Speaker 3: If you could? Rules of Engagement? A few good men? Yeah,
Speaker 3: good job. Thanks.
Speaker 2: You're gonna need a bigger boat. Yeah that's Jaws that
Speaker 2: I know. So the thing is I always thought is
Speaker 2: we're gonna need a bigger boat. Hi, Danielle, I guess
Speaker 2: it's not that. Yep, it's Jaws. Nobody puts baby in
Speaker 2: the corner.
Speaker 3: Oh that's dirty dancing.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: That we saw that at the drive in Cape Cod
Speaker 3: that's fine. Yeah, it was pretty fun. There was an
Speaker 3: old school playground there that had the Merry go Round.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the kids never experienced that before. But there
Speaker 3: were a bunch of a hole kids on it that
Speaker 3: wouldn't let them try it. So maybe this year we'll
Speaker 3: try it.
Speaker 2: The Merry go Round.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like crazy kids on it that like
Speaker 3: the mean kids. They wouldn't get off the thing. And
Speaker 3: my kids were afraid to jump on while it was moving.
Speaker 3: And I don't blame them, but but ever see, every
Speaker 3: park in America used to have a merry go round,
Speaker 3: used to have a seesaw, used to have a jungle gym,
Speaker 3: monkey bars, the whole nine yards, and now everything is
Speaker 3: so dangerous that they pulled all that stuff out. And
Speaker 3: the kids today you never know the joy of like
Speaker 3: getting dizzy on a Merry go Around in a park
Speaker 3: and falling off.
Speaker 2: Or when they made it with that just like silver
Speaker 2: that you would touch or luminium or whatever that you
Speaker 2: touch it and it was like five thousand degrees in
Speaker 2: the summer.
Speaker 3: It was the diamond plating galvanized stuff. Yeah, that the
Speaker 3: monkey bars. Everyone would feel like you're burning your palms.
Speaker 3: You would sit on the slide and you would have
Speaker 3: a red mark on your ass, like your dad beat
Speaker 3: you up, and they'd be like no, no, no, no, no, it
Speaker 3: was just on the slide at the park.
Speaker 2: You know what a slide is. You had a jungle gym.
Speaker 3: On Long Island that they used to have these rocket
Speaker 3: ship slides in the parks. You would climb up and
Speaker 3: it look like a rocket ship and then it was
Speaker 3: a big slide. You were like in a cage. It
Speaker 3: was pretty cool. That's a great story.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, so your kids have never played on a
Speaker 2: jungle gym outside of the one in their backyard.
Speaker 3: Well, we don't have a jungle gym in the backyard.
Speaker 2: You did a jungle gym, Well, I guess a plate
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 3: To me, a jungle gym is that big half circle
Speaker 3: thing with the triangles that you climb in. That's a
Speaker 3: jungle gym to me.
Speaker 2: What do you? Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 3: What's a jungle gym to you?
Speaker 2: I consider that like anything that you leave outside playground. No, no,
Speaker 2: it's not. No. Google search jungle gym and image.
Speaker 3: Look for a picture of it.
Speaker 2: Go on the internet search engine you're gonna want to
Speaker 2: type in www dot bing dot com.
Speaker 3: Don't forget the HTDP no, just go to ask Jeeves.
Speaker 2: What's the one with the duck?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I don't remember. Jungle gym. Yeah, it's gonna be this
Speaker 3: half half circle looking thing with triangles and you climb
Speaker 3: up to the top and then you can't get down. Oh,
Speaker 3: kind of like a cat in a tree.
Speaker 2: Should we buy this one, a commercial, indoor commercial one
Speaker 2: for twenty four thousand.
Speaker 3: No, but look to the other one.
Speaker 2: That's it. But look here they call this a jungle
Speaker 2: gym too.
Speaker 3: That dome, it's a half dome. Okay, so this they
Speaker 3: can't see it, stupid phone. Still can't just cut it out, Andrew,
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: Stop showing it.
Speaker 3: First of all, people are listening to this. They can't
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just trying to, but I can. I'm describing
Speaker 3: it properly for people that are listening to this. It's
Speaker 3: the half moon.
Speaker 2: But what's interesting is that they also show this and
Speaker 2: this and this is jungle gyms.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, So now they call big place that's with
Speaker 3: slides and stuff jungle.
Speaker 2: Gyms, Eastern jungle gym imagination a back backyard playground.
Speaker 3: Am I wrong? What's the name of the half moon?
Speaker 2: You're correct?
Speaker 3: Circle?
Speaker 2: But they also called these jungle gyms.
Speaker 3: They shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not a gym, and there's no jungle breaking news.
Speaker 2: Old man screams at sky more than eleven and we'll
Speaker 2: be back right after this. No, it's not there.
Speaker 3: Where is it? Stupid stupid man?
Speaker 2: What hit it? And we're back?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 3: You doing, buddy?
Speaker 1: You can't?
Speaker 2: Did you find the hole?
Speaker 3: I know you have trouble finding the hole every once
Speaker 3: in a while.
Speaker 2: You can make this so difficult for me.
Speaker 3: Why it's forty minutes in so easy?
Speaker 2: It's not it is it's not okay, it's forty one
Speaker 2: minutes in. Learn about life, dude, and it's use timers.
Speaker 2: Use timers. If it's so easy, you don't edit anymore.
Speaker 2: You don't do anything but show up and buy milk
Speaker 2: and then complain this is not true. I edit all
Speaker 2: of it. You don't edit anything.
Speaker 3: There's nothing to edit anymore.
Speaker 2: The video that people are watching right now, it's because
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you're a great videographer.
Speaker 2: Put up. I'm a spreaker because of me. You're right
Speaker 2: to put the ads in because I have to do it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. Oh wow, I wasn't expecting that
Speaker 2: to Well.
Speaker 3: No, you do a great job.
Speaker 2: I've told you that many many times that you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but again, it's almost like a teacher. I feel like
Speaker 2: you would be a good teacher.
Speaker 3: Red star, great work. Here's a sticker.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you'd be that teacher because I
Speaker 2: feel like you'd probably pick one or two kids that
Speaker 2: you'd be like. I see potential in you. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna give you the A. I'm gonna give you the
Speaker 2: A minus. But you prove yourself and you might find
Speaker 2: that bumped up a grade. See.
Speaker 3: I think I would be the kid's friend, which is
Speaker 3: not good. I would be a good I'd be a teacher,
Speaker 3: but I would you know, i'd be their friend, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't do that. I don't know. That's why
Speaker 2: I think I would fail. I don't think I could
Speaker 2: be a hard ass teacher. I really don't. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think i'd be good with certain grade levels, but like
Speaker 2: high school, i'd get demolished. Yeah, it'd be bad. You
Speaker 2: definitely would. You'd be terrible. I can't see you as
Speaker 2: a teacher. People would like throwing things.
Speaker 3: They'd be like, God, we tortured our teachers. And I
Speaker 3: feel so tired. And we have video of it too,
Speaker 3: and I just feel awful because our entire junior and
Speaker 3: senior year, I had a video camera with me and
Speaker 3: I brought it to school every single day. And there
Speaker 3: was this one English teacher, and I feel terrible that
Speaker 3: every time she would turn around, we would throw gum
Speaker 3: at the wall and then she would turn around. They'd
Speaker 3: be like ten pieces of gum on the walls.
Speaker 2: But who did that?
Speaker 3: And I was recording it, so I had the evidence
Speaker 3: in my hand, you know, And she walked over to
Speaker 3: the camera one time she's like, you shut that off
Speaker 3: right now. You shut that camera off right now, and
Speaker 3: don't ever bring it to class again.
Speaker 2: And I haven't. And then I saw her at the gap,
Speaker 2: like twenty years later, and now it was she what's that?
Speaker 2: How was she? Oh? She was fine, she remembered me.
Speaker 2: That's nice. Yeah, weeks, it's a little turn. I asked
Speaker 2: her if you wanted to come over and watch videos?
Speaker 2: What what that's I'm sure she was probably like, and
Speaker 2: I hope you have a wonderful day. Good seeing you.
Speaker 2: She was cool, She just retired last year. We traumatized.
Speaker 2: I feel bad. Do you know there are kids now
Speaker 2: going back and looking at like there's TikTok accounts where
Speaker 2: it's just high school aesthetics, so people upload video like that.
Speaker 2: And then you have people who are like Cooper's age,
Speaker 2: being like, God, I wish I was born in that time.
Speaker 2: Look at them. They're all just so care free and happy.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that you say that, because I took
Speaker 3: out my high school yearbook over the weekend and my
Speaker 3: fourteen year old daughter was like, Wow, school was so
Speaker 3: much better back then. It was so cool, and I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I guess was it. Well, the thing
Speaker 3: is okay because she she had like Senior Spirit Week
Speaker 3: that week where they like, you know, it's pajama Day
Speaker 3: or whatever. I'm like, look at my Senior Spirit Week.
Speaker 3: We had roller reversal Day where we dressed as girls
Speaker 3: and girls just as boys. She's like, oh, you can't
Speaker 3: do that now. I'm like, no, nope, you sure can't.
Speaker 3: And then and then we looked at all the nominations
Speaker 3: is like best Looking, hottest teacher, you know, all this stuff,
Speaker 3: and like, you cannot do any of that now.
Speaker 2: When I was in eighth grade. I was voted most
Speaker 2: likely to be famous.
Speaker 3: Really, I I was nominated for most likely to succeed mediocre. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the nicest smile.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you got two superlatives. Ding.
Speaker 3: It's okay, now we missed it. We missed it. It's fine,
Speaker 3: let's try again. Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people on the YouTube only know. Nobody audio knows anyways. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it always cracks me up. And now people are
Speaker 2: going back to twenty twelve and being like, god, they
Speaker 2: look so care free. I was still in school, and
Speaker 2: let me tell you, it wasn't care free.
Speaker 3: It was ten years ago. It wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 3: I know, I was in high school much longer.
Speaker 2: Ago than that. Internet kids are weird. Internet kids are
Speaker 2: very weird. This new one coming up. I think it's
Speaker 2: because everyone thinks like nostalgia happens like a month after
Speaker 2: something happens.
Speaker 3: I think I really would like to just go through
Speaker 3: some of my old videos and somehow post them somewhere again.
Speaker 2: TikTok. You'd probably go viral, because I'm telling you it's
Speaker 2: a it's every And the worst is when people do
Speaker 2: like my high school years. So someone will pull up
Speaker 2: like a two thousand and nine video and be like, god,
Speaker 2: the fashion was so crazy?
Speaker 3: What well, how can look I don't want to sound
Speaker 3: like an idiot here, but as far as like technologically
Speaker 3: doing things, how would I get a like literal VHFC tape?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Onto digital media? So do I have to have
Speaker 2: it converted? Yeah? So what happens is and I have
Speaker 2: one of these. If you have a VCR, I do
Speaker 2: you I have a thing that you plug into your
Speaker 2: computer m hm, and that plugs into the box okay,
Speaker 2: and they talk to each other, okay, and then it
Speaker 2: just rips to your computer and that's it. I did
Speaker 2: that with a bunch of our old home movies.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, no I did. I had most of
Speaker 3: them digitized, so they're on USB sticks or you know,
Speaker 3: in a file somewhere. But it's it's just so hard.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm telling you, I have hundreds of tapes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're labeled, but not great. So you know, you can
Speaker 3: only label so much. It's an hour or ninety minutes
Speaker 3: of video and you can't write down everything that's on there.
Speaker 2: I was converting all my our old photo albums and
Speaker 2: I still have like three full boxes left because my
Speaker 2: mom took so many pictures that was like her thing,
Speaker 2: and it's great now because you can go back and like,
Speaker 2: there's not many people I know that have all these
Speaker 2: pictures that my mom does. But it's just a pain
Speaker 2: to convert. So when does the statute of limitations run out?
Speaker 2: Does it depend on the crime?
Speaker 3: I mean, well, I mean there's lots of stuff on
Speaker 3: these tapes that we probably could have been arrested for
Speaker 3: or gone to jail for back then. Interesting, So there's
Speaker 3: lots of evidence. I just want to know, Like, I mean,
Speaker 3: it's maybe we'll skip those. No, they're fun, Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: I mean there's fires involved, not to structures. You know,
Speaker 3: we didn't like destroy anything.
Speaker 2: But if you got like convicted of a crime because
Speaker 2: you uploaded your old high school videos to TikTok, I'd
Speaker 2: crack up.
Speaker 3: You know, m ads and bombs and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Not like bombbombs. You know we talked about I can't
Speaker 3: say bomb on a plane. No, that's right, bom bomb,
Speaker 3: bom bomb bomber.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? Did you ever watch Meet the Parents?
Speaker 2: Snakes on a plane, Meet the Parents? No? Well that's
Speaker 2: what's his name, Ben Stiller? Yeah? Stiller. I asked how
Speaker 2: parts of it. That's when he gets stuck in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yes, is that when he gets his ball stuck in
Speaker 3: the zipper or is that a different movie.
Speaker 2: I think that's a different movie. I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: I think that is that movie. Meet the Parents could
Speaker 2: be and they had Meet.
Speaker 3: The Father Foxers. Yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Meet the Fockers wasn't that great, But Meet the
Speaker 2: Parents is excellent. He gets kicked off the plane. It's
Speaker 2: very funny.
Speaker 3: Like on Fridays, we always used to do like a
Speaker 3: senior prank every Friday, and I would have my camera
Speaker 3: so I would record all these senior pranks and they
Speaker 3: would never know who did it, but I had the evidence.
Speaker 2: Well, there was an old MTV show when I was
Speaker 2: growing up, and it was they would go over like
Speaker 2: senior pranks, and they'd go back to people to see
Speaker 2: like if they got kicked out of their school what happened.
Speaker 2: But half the pranks weren't that great, Like they would
Speaker 2: be like one guy being like I hacked in and
Speaker 2: I was printing forms out on people's like printers, and
Speaker 2: they were shocked. Meanwhile, you're like I blew things up.
Speaker 2: I might go to jail. Well, we let you let
Speaker 2: mice and crickets loose in the heating vents, so you know,
Speaker 2: people would be in class and you would just hear
Speaker 2: crickets and they could not get rid of them.
Speaker 3: You know, good times.
Speaker 2: I went to an all boys Catholic high school, so
Speaker 2: at we didn't do a senior prank because the brothers
Speaker 2: would be like, if you do anything, it's an insult
Speaker 2: to Jesus and the Christian man that you have become.
Speaker 2: Where that lead you. I'm doing a podcast about eating
Speaker 2: cereal and then one time we lit a five minute
Speaker 2: smoke grenade in the hallway and just threw it there.
Speaker 2: I think I talked about this, you sal us about
Speaker 2: a lot of things. You've filled lockers with smelly foods.
Speaker 2: You well, I mean back then the teachers just were
Speaker 2: just like, oh you kids, and that was it.
Speaker 3: Now the swat.
Speaker 2: Team comes, yeah, you know that's my esthetic. I just
Speaker 2: can't wait post it and then some like you'll click
Speaker 2: the pages. God no phones, look at them they're all
Speaker 2: so happy.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel bad that teacher's dead. I don't want
Speaker 3: to post it was very nice. He was one of
Speaker 3: our favorite teachers.
Speaker 2: I need to have the Debbie down here, women, you
Speaker 2: have it somewhere.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I think it's on this page.
Speaker 3: Actually it's too late, though, you have to How since
Speaker 3: we graduated, my high school has has had some pretty good,
Speaker 3: actually news making pranks, Like there was this massive food
Speaker 3: fight one year. I mean, this's gotta be fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: I would never participate.
Speaker 3: That was all over the news. It was massive, like
Speaker 3: it was so bad that I think people were arrested
Speaker 3: or expelled or whatever. And then a few years after that,
Speaker 3: they took a car. I don't know how they did it,
Speaker 3: but they painted it all pink and they put question
Speaker 3: marks on it, like that guy who was that guy
Speaker 3: they used to wear the question marks. He was like
Speaker 3: a scientist, like a TV scientist. I forget what his
Speaker 3: name was, but so and there was also that guy
Speaker 3: that used to have the creepy crawleys all over his jacket.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was the same guy, I don't know. Anyway,
Speaker 3: So they painted like a shell of a car pink
Speaker 3: and they put question marks all over it, and they
Speaker 3: hoisted it. I don't know how the hell they did it,
Speaker 3: but they hoisted onto the roof of the school like.
Speaker 2: I'll show you a picture. It was in the news.
Speaker 2: It was it was a big thing, and the principle
Speaker 2: was so cool that he was just also like you kids,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't remember how they got it down
Speaker 2: or what. I don't know if any of them got
Speaker 2: went to jail or whatever, but you know, uh, oh,
Speaker 2: more crickets.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought you were saying. I thought you were
Speaker 3: saying that was boring.
Speaker 2: No, unlike you, I I enjoy listening to your stories. Oh,
Speaker 2: thank you, I don't have them. What's it called the
Speaker 2: voice also in the box that you make fun of
Speaker 2: me with the Peanuts voice?
Speaker 3: Point your coffee, isn't it cold?
Speaker 2: At this point? No, I actually like cold coffee. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't mind it. It still does the same thing.
Speaker 2: Oh look there it is, and uh yeah see the
Speaker 2: car on the roof. Oh that's crazy. Isn't that weird? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was in all the news. Good for them.
Speaker 3: I don't I still don't know how they did it.
Speaker 3: I think that's remarkable. But the thing is, though, it's
Speaker 3: a car, and it could have fallen through the roof
Speaker 3: because the roof is not meant to support a car. Yeah,
Speaker 3: kids don't think like that. Yeah, we didn't think about
Speaker 3: stuff either until after the fact, you know, when bad
Speaker 3: things happened. But we were just we were lucky. Every
Speaker 3: dumb thing we did, nobody got hurt and there really
Speaker 3: were no repercussions other than it.
Speaker 2: Was just stupid. Yeah, well, let's put some of those
Speaker 2: on TikTok and then we'll read the terrible like eighth
Speaker 2: graders commenting like, oh God, I wish that was my life.
Speaker 2: Then get off TikTok. Eighth grader. We didn't have TikTok.
Speaker 2: We just you know, I didn't either. We had MySpace.
Speaker 2: I was on the cusp of MySpace the beginning or
Speaker 2: the end the beginning. I remember getting on my Space
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven seven.
Speaker 3: I remember Kubby was like, dude, you gotta know this thing.
Speaker 2: It was actually, holy crap, it was two thousand and four. Really,
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you why. It was two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2: Facebook the seventh yes, okay, it was seventh or eighth grade,
Speaker 2: and I remember people were like, have you heard of
Speaker 2: this thing called MySpace? We were all like, what's MySpace?
Speaker 2: And you weren't allowed to get one. But that was
Speaker 2: also when you could sign up for accounts with fake
Speaker 2: email addresses.
Speaker 3: But why did it go away? Because they just could
Speaker 3: took over, right, But so does that mean like Facebook
Speaker 3: will go away?
Speaker 2: I mean Facebook kind of is going away already. It
Speaker 2: it's I like, your kids, do they have Facebooks?
Speaker 3: They do not.
Speaker 2: Are they interest in getting a Facebook? No?
Speaker 3: They don't think it's cool exactly what us old people
Speaker 3: do well, because it's more of.
Speaker 2: A message board for older people to just be like. Plus,
Speaker 2: once you're there, do you have a pie recipe? No?
Speaker 2: You suck? Why would you post this?
Speaker 3: Once it's there, you don't really go away from it.
Speaker 3: Like I would still sign in on my MySpace account,
Speaker 3: but I don't remember the pass word and I can't
Speaker 3: get in. And plus they've.
Speaker 2: Changed you can my Space had troll accounts. Everyone has
Speaker 2: troll accounts. Yes you heard what's happening to me, don't you? Yes? God?
Speaker 2: But but MySpace again, you could just sign up with
Speaker 2: a fake email and never have to like click a
Speaker 2: verification code, at least with like Instagram, now they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: they authorize this email, and we know it's a real
Speaker 2: someone's going in and doing something with this account. Well, MySpace,
Speaker 2: it was just like my email is this enter and
Speaker 2: then you can make a page.
Speaker 3: Well, so, I mean, this guy that's messing with me
Speaker 3: is sitting in a basement in Nigeria with a thousand
Speaker 3: other people in the room, trying to steal money from
Speaker 3: unsuspecting vulnerable women.
Speaker 2: Would I have been in your top eight? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think you probably would have been number eight, but
Speaker 3: you'd have been there. Wow, yeah, wow, you would be
Speaker 3: the one that would get rotated in and out. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know because family members are there, you know, like
Speaker 3: better work people would be a little higher than you.
Speaker 3: Better and yeah, you know, like higher on the food
Speaker 3: chain people.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Elvis would definitely be your first one.
Speaker 3: Hey, look at me. I worked for Elvis to around
Speaker 3: the morning show. Well, it'd probably the morning show would
Speaker 3: be there, he follows me. So therefore I'm gonna put
Speaker 3: him in on the top eight. This way, everyone's gonna
Speaker 3: be jealous. It was eight, right, Yeah, and then they
Speaker 3: explain the culture, didn't they make it? Then they make
Speaker 3: it more?
Speaker 2: Then, well you could do less or more because remember
Speaker 2: my space too, You basically got a blank tempoate and
Speaker 2: if you knew how to code, you could make that
Speaker 2: thing crazy. Oh I'm on this person's page. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: play this song right where I'm gonna do this or that?
Speaker 2: Oh I miss that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think if we have to record a Serial Killers,
Speaker 3: we should probably go. All right, I have to take
Speaker 3: a t I can't drive you home today. I don't
Speaker 3: have a car. I parked the van this morning. It
Speaker 3: got a ticket, and I'm just leaving it there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm gonna I'll take the train. It'll
Speaker 2: be a nice walk speaking.
Speaker 3: Of Okay, So for people that don't know I still
Speaker 3: I've been working at this radio station for quite some time,
Speaker 3: and ever since I started working here, I would do
Speaker 3: the vehicle maintenance. I always had them inspected and oil
Speaker 3: changes and minor repairs and stuff like that. So this
Speaker 3: this weekend, I had to take the van home, so
Speaker 3: I had to take Cooper to the supermarket and she goes, Dad,
Speaker 3: that's ew, that's a kidnapping van. Oh no, that's exactly
Speaker 3: what she said to me. And I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: like I laughed because she's funny. So then you know,
Speaker 3: then we were in the parking lot and I got
Speaker 3: out and we took this picture.
Speaker 2: She's like she's.
Speaker 3: Banging on the window and I was like, I'm just
Speaker 3: realizing Anybody that's seeing me take this picture is probably
Speaker 3: going to be called the police. I don't know. If
Speaker 3: you're watching, you're done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 3: She's very funny, but it's like when it's old. It's
Speaker 3: like a two thousand and six, so it's creepy. I
Speaker 3: didn't even get to talk about my plane getting diverted.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that next time, all right. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not that moment. Where to go to West Palm.
Speaker 2: So it went from Miami to West Palm. No I
Speaker 2: was originally flying into Fort Lauda. You had to go
Speaker 2: out of West Palm. You had to drive there. No,
Speaker 2: I was originally flying to Fort Lauda. They diverted us
Speaker 2: as we're about to land. They flew us to West Palm.
Speaker 2: That's not That couple next to me was fighting about it.
Speaker 2: They were young. It was like their first spring break together, right,
Speaker 2: And I almost wanted to tell the girl, I don't
Speaker 2: think it's gonna work out, just go home, because the
Speaker 2: guy was such a dick to her.
Speaker 3: Well, he was mad because they was being diverted. Okay,
Speaker 3: first of all, there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 2: The flight to Florida from New Jersey two and a
Speaker 2: half hours exactly. This man is sitting there. First of all,
Speaker 2: he's sitting like this in.
Speaker 3: The chair the whole time, shoes off.
Speaker 2: This is not comfortable, your shoes up on the seat,
Speaker 2: sprawled out like this. I hate people. His girlfriend, you
Speaker 2: could tell she again, they're like college trying to like
Speaker 2: again maybe it's their first relationships, and she's like constantly
Speaker 2: trying to like put her head on him, and he
Speaker 2: would legit, just.
Speaker 4: Be like get off, yes, And then we get diverted
Speaker 4: and she's like, you could get off at West Palm,
Speaker 4: but your luggage would come the next day because the
Speaker 4: plane still has to go to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2: So you had a choice. You either stay on the
Speaker 2: plane and it's gonna go, but it's gonna go in
Speaker 2: two hours. You can't get off the plane. But right
Speaker 2: now there's like a holding pattern. The plane will go
Speaker 2: back to Fort Lauderdale. So you have a choice. Wait,
Speaker 2: what so it got diverted to Palm Beach from weather
Speaker 2: in the air or before, So it gets diverted while
Speaker 2: we're in the air. Okay, So we land in Palm Beach.
Speaker 2: They tell us you can either get off and just
Speaker 2: you're in West Palm now figure it out right, or
Speaker 2: we are in a waiting pattern. This plane has to
Speaker 2: go to Fort Lauderdale. So it was gonna take off again. Yes,
Speaker 2: you never heard of that in my life. So that's
Speaker 2: because the luggage and everything checked in. They said, legally
Speaker 2: they have to go to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 3: That's not true. There were planes that get diverted all
Speaker 3: the time and they end up where they end up.
Speaker 3: Maybe that particular plane had to go to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2: That's what they said. So from Fort Lauderdale it would go.
Speaker 2: But they were in a holding pattern. There's eight planes ahead,
Speaker 2: and it was already four o'clock and I was supposed
Speaker 2: to land at two thirty. I was like, please get
Speaker 2: me off this plane.
Speaker 3: Well, your bags ultimately would have wound up in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2: Yes, And so the girl looks at him and she's like, well,
Speaker 2: if we have to wait another hour, let's just do that.
Speaker 2: And he's like, you could stay on the plane. I'm
Speaker 2: leaving and she's like, but what am I going to do?
Speaker 2: I have no clothes. He's like, that's your problem. Figure
Speaker 2: it out. Are you sure?
Speaker 3: There were a boyfriend and girlfriend one hundred percent? They
Speaker 3: were percent maybe it was ninety nine.
Speaker 2: It was one hundred percent. Because they started then couples arguing,
Speaker 2: and I'm sitting next to these like preteens arguing. It
Speaker 2: was terrible.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I would have done in that situation,
Speaker 3: because that is a very strange situation that I've never
Speaker 3: heard of before.
Speaker 2: I've heard of why I never check in bags. I
Speaker 2: hate checking in bags. Did you I know?
Speaker 3: Oh and listen, you got your linen pants on a backpack?
Speaker 2: I did. I had it in my giant Duffel bag
Speaker 2: and I really got to stop carrying that because my
Speaker 2: shoulders are killing me from carrying this around all the time.
Speaker 2: But regardless of day, she was then like, well, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna have any clothes. He's like, well, I'm getting
Speaker 2: off the plane. She then was like, you're an a hole.
Speaker 2: I'll just get off with you, and he goes, no,
Speaker 2: you're a big girl, you could do it. Stay on
Speaker 2: the plane. You wanted to get off, or you wanted
Speaker 2: to stay on, you stay on And he's gaslighting her,
Speaker 2: and then he went to go to the bathroom again,
Speaker 2: and he's cursing, and I really just wanted to turn
Speaker 2: to her and say, please just take your clothes and
Speaker 2: go home. Why didn't you because you didn't want to
Speaker 2: get beat up? Yeah, buy a what a twenty one
Speaker 2: year old a Duta doo from Jersey would have kicked
Speaker 2: your ass. Then last night on the plane home, it's
Speaker 2: like a late flight, sir. Nobody wants to hear about
Speaker 2: you being a wrestling coach. The man behind me, I
Speaker 2: knew from that he was a chatterbox. Ugh, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: a wrestling coach. And he had to say it like
Speaker 2: eight times, So that to me, says the person next
Speaker 2: to him did not care.
Speaker 3: Was he talking to somebody he knew?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I hate that me too. I hate that old chat
Speaker 2: about that another time.
Speaker 3: Well think if you're listening to bull chat, it's been
Speaker 3: fifty eight minutes. We gotta go of nothing. Please follow
Speaker 3: us on social platforms.
Speaker 2: People like bull chat for being nothing.
Speaker 3: At serial Killer's PC that is cereal with a C,
Speaker 3: see and check out an all new serial Killers on Monday.
Speaker 2: How about that? What are we gonna try because we're
Speaker 2: gonna record that right now. I can't wait. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know what I have. I might not have
Speaker 2: anything good? All right?
Speaker 3: Well, a bland, boring crap.
Speaker 2: It'll be fun. We'll make it fun.
Speaker 3: It'll be something new exactly. Thank you for listening, and
Speaker 3: have a great week end. It's Wednesday, right, yeah, so
Speaker 3: enjoy the rest of the week and enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 2: Get the ball. Oh damn it, you gotta clink.
Speaker 3: I'll just do this.
Speaker 2: Oh right, say clink Andrew, clink.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have the same ring.
Speaker 2: I think I like that clank, but I gotta do
Speaker 2: it otherwise you can't actually end otherwise. Is this just
Speaker 2: an infinite episode? Yeah, all right, all right, clank clink. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go shut this off.
Speaker 3: Now, take your drippy penis.
Speaker 2: Have on in Florida. Goodbye.