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Speaker 1: Am I the ahole for going home?

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Speaker 2: After I overheard my husband say he doesn't want me around.

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Speaker 3: Hey, she's just listening. She's just being an obedient wife

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Speaker 3: and being like, hey, my husband told me to believe

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Speaker 3: and he decided to be a whole dick bag. So oh,

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Speaker 3: I'm taking my leave of absence auditioning his ass. You

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Speaker 3: don't want me around, bete, bete, see you. I'm an

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Speaker 3: independent young woman.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Man.

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Speaker 2: My husband goes on annual vacations with his family. I

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Speaker 2: am on okay terms with them, but since we've been

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Speaker 2: married for a short time, I don't see his family much.

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Speaker 2: We still have that barrier that keeps it from being

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Speaker 2: completely comfortable around each other. His family arranged the vacation

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Speaker 2: last week. I, out of curiosity, asked if I could

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Speaker 2: join A.

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Speaker 1: Fair question to ask. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My husband felt hesitant, but I told him it'd be

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Speaker 2: a great opportunity to get to know some of his

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Speaker 2: family better.

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Speaker 3: Which is true, Like, dude, if you're also, if you're

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Speaker 3: marrying someone like I feel I should know their family.

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Speaker 2: You should know the family, but they're close to their family.

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Speaker 2: It should also be like, yeah, my wife is my family,

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Speaker 2: so like the family vacation. She everyone going together. Yeah, exactly, what.

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Speaker 1: Is this logic?

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Speaker 2: He agreed to take me and his family were surprised

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Speaker 2: to see me.

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Speaker 3: Why it's his wife?

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Speaker 1: Why are you surprised? What are you doing here? I

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Speaker 1: didn't know you're going to be here.

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Speaker 3: I would have come.

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Speaker 2: Was gonna be disgusting. Now they're surprised to see me,

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Speaker 2: but they did still welcome me, which is like so sad.

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Speaker 2: Like at least they welcomed me. On the third day

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Speaker 2: of the vacation, his dad, his mom, brothers, and spouses

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Speaker 2: were all sitting on the table outside while I was

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Speaker 2: preparing a fruit salad.

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Speaker 3: Yummy, yummy, fruit salad, yummy yummy as.

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Speaker 1: I was making them.

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Speaker 3: Also, how she's like preparing food for the family. Yeah, literally,

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Speaker 3: and she's really trying to make her best impression.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing?

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Speaker 2: As I was making my way back, I overheard my

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Speaker 2: mother in law say, did she really have nowhere else.

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Speaker 1: To spend the weekend?

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Speaker 3: Dude? This is a family vacated. It's his freaking wife.

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Speaker 3: This family, this family has an outfro pe, dude.

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Speaker 2: And this this is so sad. At first, I had

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Speaker 2: no idea who she was talking.

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Speaker 1: About oh honey.

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Speaker 2: So I kept on walking towards them, but I stopped

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Speaker 2: once I overheard my husband say, yeah, I know I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to bring her with me, but what was

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Speaker 2: I supposed to do?

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Speaker 1: You know how pushy she can get.

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Speaker 3: Oh, knife in the heart, straight dagger to the heart.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, Like what, dude, why are you? I don't

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Speaker 3: understand this relationship sounds like shit awful?

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Speaker 1: I instantly figured out it was about me. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I felt so shaken up to the point where I

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Speaker 2: almost dropped the fruit salad.

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Speaker 3: Yummy, yumy thank you.

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Speaker 2: The whole time I was there, I cleaned, cooked, looked

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Speaker 2: after the kids.

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Speaker 1: They have kids, bro, I'm just floored. Dude.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, wait, maybe of the other kids. But still

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Speaker 3: like she's being nothing but the best guest ever.

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Speaker 1: Literally, Like why do they hate her? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So she did all this and this is how they

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Speaker 2: think of me, and inconvenience to them, I quietly booked

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Speaker 2: a ticket and went home on the first plane out.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: He called me and texted me, but I didn't respond,

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Speaker 2: saying anything other than to let him know I was home.

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Speaker 3: Ice cold, babude, I mean fuck, I mean like he

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Speaker 3: deserves that though, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He got back and went off on me, saying what

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Speaker 2: I did was disrespectful and juvenile.

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Speaker 3: Hey, maybe watch what you say about your wife.

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Speaker 2: Actually though, I told him I overheard the conversation he

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Speaker 2: had with his mom, but he said I was wrong

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Speaker 2: for eavesdropping and that his family will warm up on

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Speaker 2: me on their terms, so I should stop pushing.

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Speaker 1: Dude. What an asshole? Dude?

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Speaker 3: Dude, like, like, all right, one mad at her for eavesdropping.

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Speaker 3: She's not eavesdropping. She would give make you freaking food,

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Speaker 3: trying to feed you a fruit salad at that yummy yummy,

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Speaker 3: yomy yumy, and she's moving towards you, and she overhears it,

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Speaker 3: she's not trying to and like he's getting mad at

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Speaker 3: her for that's a gas lighty behavior, broh, it really is.

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Speaker 3: And it's like also he's diverting blame away from himself,

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Speaker 3: like he's like, oh, my family were warm up to you,

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Speaker 3: but he's not trying to combat his family's view of her.

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Speaker 3: He's like, oh no, she sucks to his family. Why

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Speaker 3: are you married to her?

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Speaker 1: Why? Why? It's also opie leave bro Yeah, literally, if

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Speaker 1: you thought that was bad, it actually gets wrong we're

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Speaker 1: not done. Shit.

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Speaker 2: He was basically saying it was my fault for coming

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Speaker 2: along in the first place. Oh, after all, I had

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Speaker 2: the audacity to show up. Fuck, he said, going home

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Speaker 2: like that made him and his family disappointed and gave

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Speaker 2: them a really bad impression of me.

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Speaker 1: Dude, how about her?

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Speaker 2: Literally they made a bad They were the ones with

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Speaker 2: the bad impression because they fucking suck donkey Chode. I

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Speaker 2: think I might have messed up and someone ruined it

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Speaker 2: for them as well.

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Speaker 1: You know, OPI, you are the furthest from in the wrong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're way too accommodating honestly, Like, yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: your only issue here, Like, you should stand up for

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Speaker 3: yourself more.

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Speaker 1: I think you should.

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Speaker 2: You should fly back to the vacation, kick the mother

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Speaker 2: in law's door in and just hold a fricking ak

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Speaker 2: to her dome piece and be like.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Craamy, Do you want some fruit salad?

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Speaker 3: Yummy?

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Speaker 1: Yummy? If I should make your brain fruit salad

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Speaker 3: Wow, John's going off the rail situation handled