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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two sixty eight,

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Speaker 1: episode two of Turned at Least Like Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: production my Heart Radio and as a podcast where we

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Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. And it's Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: December twenty tea minus five days of Christmas because we

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Speaker 1: found out the twelve days of Christmas start on Christmas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is that way to go? Get that days of Christmas?

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Speaker 1: But it's also blue. It doesn't make any sense. Jack. You,

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Speaker 1: as someone who is obviously a studied abroad and as

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Speaker 1: fun yards, you should know that it is a National

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Speaker 1: Angria Day, okay, also International Human Holidarity Day okay, and

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Speaker 1: also Gold Caroling Day. I guess if you want to.

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Speaker 1: Although feels have you ever Carol? No, I've never, like

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Speaker 1: in a non school function where you were singing a

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Speaker 1: Christmas Carol for parents, but like you never done that

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Speaker 1: thing where you have hold up and I love seeing

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Speaker 1: Christmas Carol. But I've never gone door to door and

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Speaker 1: Carold for my supper. Okay, yeah, no, no, I thought

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Speaker 1: that was the I remember getting mad when like I

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Speaker 1: remember one year, like a neighborhood group of neighborhood people,

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Speaker 1: like we're gonna carol around the neighborhood and when they came,

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Speaker 1: they like interrupted me playing like like I think it

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Speaker 1: was Donkey Kong Country or something, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what are we doing? Moms, Like they're coming to the door.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck them. We didn't want that come anyway,

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Speaker 1: and my mom screamed at me with yeah, no, fuck them.

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Speaker 1: Suproducer Becca used to be a caroler and would do

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Speaker 1: Pokemon team with Carol's sometimes Wow, wait what, I'm more

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Speaker 1: evidence that we have the wrong people hosting the show

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Speaker 1: and that should be what seeing it and suddenly what

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Speaker 1: the fund is a Pokemon themed Carol? You know, we

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Speaker 1: gotta we gotta get more evidence hit us with it?

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Speaker 1: Is it? What is it? Like? Oh, you know, I

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Speaker 1: think you were specifically the twelve Days of Christmas twelve

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Speaker 1: Days of Pokemon. I don't know if like it was

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Speaker 1: something my parents looked up on like O g old Internet,

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Speaker 1: or if they made it up themselves, like they took

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Speaker 1: one of ours from your parents. Yeah, because my parents

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Speaker 1: used to take us in all the neighborhood kids caroling.

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Speaker 1: So it was like me, my brother and then like

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Speaker 1: the neighbors down the street and like we all loved Pokemon.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if it was like they were like, well,

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Speaker 1: they'll do this if it's Pokemon related and they just

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Speaker 1: made a bunch of Pokemon carols or ye. Pokemon is

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Speaker 1: so intimidating to me as a parent because there's just

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Speaker 1: so much lore and so many names that are all

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Speaker 1: made up exactly, so you can just stick any name

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Speaker 1: and like a dove. You know, you're like three, you know, Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they just knew you fu with Pokemon. And so they

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Speaker 1: were like, oh, we were obsessed my brother, like Pokemon sheets,

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Speaker 1: Pokemon cards, poke Mon collector things. Yeah, so they were

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Speaker 1: just like, we'll just pick some names put them. In

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Speaker 1: the beginning, my four year old is starting to talk

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Speaker 1: I just go limp whenever you nay. That's what kids

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Speaker 1: do when you don't want to do something, They go

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Speaker 1: and tell you, guys, something I learned about the twelve

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Speaker 1: Days of Christmas. Real fast, do you know? There's the

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Speaker 1: twelve days starting with Christmas and after that's what we're

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Speaker 1: talking about, how to count down to Christmas. No, it's

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Speaker 1: after bullshit. I tell you what I learned about New

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Speaker 1: Year's though, it's when Jesus got circumcised, is right? Go

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Speaker 1: with me here, Okay, he was born on Christmas? Right, Oh,

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Speaker 1: how many days after till the brist? You do the brist?

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Speaker 1: Like eight days later after the ball drops? Yea, proverbiably

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Speaker 1: you know, spiritual like obviously it doesn't happen that quickly

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Speaker 1: when you sab the champagne off. Well there is, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I can't stop time people. That's because I just learned it,

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Speaker 1: and it's like all I can talk about now. It's like,

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Speaker 1: did you guys know there's this when Jesus was circumcised?

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Speaker 1: I mean that would suggest that we picked Christmas specifically

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Speaker 1: to like back to the way that Black Friday happens,

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Speaker 1: more like Black Friday happens after Thanksgiving, but also Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: kind of happens before Black Fridays. Backdated Thanksgiving. We backdated

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Speaker 1: Christmas in order for to celebrate jesus circumcision. It's because

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Speaker 1: the twelve days after at the Christmas party we were

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Speaker 1: at together last week, and then the starting the entire chain,

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Speaker 1: the Horriborus of information, my journey into Jesus's circumcision, where

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Speaker 1: I learned that the foreskin, like a lot of people

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Speaker 1: a holy artifact. Wow, And all these different people claimed

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Speaker 1: that they had it basically as like an early tourist

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Speaker 1: as far as the easiest thing to fake, Like nobody's

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Speaker 1: It's called the holy pre pus. Yeah, this was the

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Speaker 1: tourist trap like in like the year thirty seven, or

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Speaker 1: it was okay, yes, because apparently a lot of them

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Speaker 1: got destroyed during the sacking of Rome. Got it fake

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Speaker 1: it was a bread and fish, you know multiplication thing

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Speaker 1: five golden rings. Yeah alright, Well, my name's Jack. O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: a k apple, Jack's Potatoes O'Brien, two seasonal dishes in

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Speaker 1: honor of the holidays. Uh and I'm thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles Gray.

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Speaker 1: Pink vibrators in a CVS, Jack's big plumpers looking swove,

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Speaker 1: COVID warnings being sung by a mom man folks surrounding

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Speaker 1: in inflation wolves. Everybody knows a turkey and some missiletoe

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Speaker 1: cost about three eighty five Baha blast in the Canala glore.

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Speaker 1: I'll find it hard to sleep tonight, all right, lock

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Speaker 1: ARNI shout out to you doing the neck you call

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Speaker 1: Christmas song getting his CBS vibrators. You didn't get b

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Speaker 1: and you got Baha blast. Valid Well done, welcome, And

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Speaker 1: it is hard to sleep on Christmas night because of

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Speaker 1: all the Baha blast that I allow myself at the

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Speaker 1: around That was Dad vibrating and grinding his teeth. Well, Miles.

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Speaker 1: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat

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Speaker 1: by a brilliant, talented writer podcaster who's written for The

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Speaker 1: Heidi World, The Higher Flight Story, which you should go

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Speaker 1: listen to now it is up in its completion, and

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Speaker 1: also another show we're in the very early stages of

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Speaker 1: working on together. Please welcome back to the show. Molly

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Speaker 1: Lambi E S you s C h R I s T.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking Jesus. He's got a for skin. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: cut it off on New Year's Eve because Molly just

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Speaker 1: learned about it. That New Year's was Jesus circumcision. There

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Speaker 1: it is? What is that? Fergie right? I wasn't sure

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Speaker 1: We're going to champagne. Tell yam yo you can always

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Speaker 1: get yeah during the national anthem too. I felt that

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Speaker 1: of the Gracie Ferguson. Never I've never like even conceived

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how was that? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't like to be a hitter? Oh that people? I

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Speaker 1: do you have you liked any movies lately? This is

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Speaker 1: my show now I haven't. I haven't liked movies for

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Speaker 1: it is a love letter to the magic of cinema.

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Speaker 1: a love letter to film. What Yeah, I mean it is,

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Speaker 1: it's about his horny mom. Nice. All right, Molly, you're

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Speaker 1: a moment. Sorry, Myles say, I don't know, I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of Jack. No, you saw Babylon more

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Speaker 1: in the Rastafarian sense that that she was Babylon to

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Speaker 1: you and all the senses it was Babylon to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: very horny movie. We're a very like I don't know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that that is that horny can be like like de sexualizing.

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Speaker 1: you should talk to Damien Chazelle because he drops that

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Speaker 1: he said that he's gonna follow through whatever the poll demands.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know, it feels like he put himself

422
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Speaker 1: in a no win situation, like because he's sort of

423
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: out of options now. He could either just ignore it

424
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: and keep on being the worst CEO of all time.

425
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: He could actually step down and like resign and disgrace.

426
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: He's not. He's he's he's still gonna own it. He's

427
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: just picking somebody else to fucking front thing. Yeah, yeah,

428
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: which he probably means what Yeah, that's probably and like

429
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: people said, that's what he was. He already said he

430
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: was planning to do that. So this was just his

431
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: way of being like what you guys did it to

432
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: your call? I'm just listening to the people, But I'm

433
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: I am curious, Like do you think he thought he

434
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: was going to get voted? And I think you know,

435
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: last week was the worst week of his life with

436
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: the Chase Center ship with all the weird like Elon

437
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: Jett Banning, actually j K, actually someone's giving assassination coordinates

438
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: and then the cops like what he's like, actually, j K,

439
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: should I suspend these journalists? Maybe I won't. Here's a

440
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 1: Twitter are you talking about? When he got like cheered

441
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: on Dave Chappelle's state, Like there were a couple of booze?

442
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: Is that what we're talking about? But it doesn't Well,

443
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: it was bad to me and I I definitely began

444
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: to see him sort of struggling a bit. But I

445
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: think rightly a lot of people pointed out that with

446
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: the Tesla stop going down, him publicly leaving Twitter as

447
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: CEO would help restore confidence and bring the share price

448
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: back up. Like that's one dimension of why this makes sense,

449
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: because you know, like his wealth is tied up in

450
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: Tesla's stock value, so when that going down, and many

451
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: shareholders being like, man, this guy needs to fucking stop

452
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 1: paying attention to Twitter and like figure out this other ship.

453
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: I guess it kind of helped it went up sixty

454
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: two cents on Monday morning. But I think this has

455
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: been said for a while by like a lot of

456
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: investment analysts, like that Tesla stock is just overvalued, and

457
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: it's been overvalued for a while and I think, as

458
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: you know, people begin to be like, this guy is

459
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: kind of a loser that that sort of undermines the

460
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: confidence in the company. And then therefore we start seeing

461
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: a little bit of I guess a decrease in the

462
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: in the share value. So this gives him a good

463
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: out to also be like, you know what, vox populi

464
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: voxing there, whatever the funk he was saying about saying like, see,

465
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: I'm I listened to the people. They told me to

466
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: get the funk out, and I did. And here's this

467
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: other person who will now be in a perfect position

468
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: to be the fall guy when Twitter goes bankrupt, and

469
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: then he can just kind of be like, man, this

470
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: thing was doomed before even I scared off the ad

471
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: revenue and fucking three days place was a rap. But

472
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, many people like this, this feels like

473
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: a good way to preserve your ego on the way

474
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: out while you've actually just you know, embarrassed. Just gives

475
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: them like more spite, like more ammunition for being like

476
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: fuck you guys, all show you so it it Also,

477
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, like, what did he think was gonna happen?

478
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: And now he's just gonna be a bigger spoiled baby

479
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: throwing a tantrum with billions of dollars than ever before. Yeah,

480
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: why not, but Mole, you're a huge Elon Musk fam

481
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: What do you think? Yeah, the man, don't tell this

482
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: guy out. He's just God, it's just incredible. What a

483
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: bad poster he is the word I mean, it's sort

484
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: of inspiring that you can have all that money and

485
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: never be funny. Yeah, Like he's not even doing the

486
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: smart thing, like to get a consultant or something. Well

487
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: in a normal person, any normal celebrity, you know, not

488
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: that I want him to be a celebrity, but like

489
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: anyone else would just hire a joke rider, right, you know,

490
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: everybody else that's famous just has like a ghost rider

491
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: making them seem likable. I don't I don't thank you

492
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: Elon Musca will even do that, though. I mean, not

493
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: that he would hire a funny ghostwriter either. I'm sure

494
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: he'd hire someone who would be as funny as he is.

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00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: Even it's just incredible. It's like, I don't know makes

496
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: I was saying. It's like, does he not know he's

497
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: the guy getting murdered by everybody in Lord of the

498
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: Flies here yet like you not quite not quite I think,

499
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: And that's why, that's why it's just interesting to watch

500
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: this him having this like real time reconciliation with like

501
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: whatever reality he's letting seep in through Twitter or you know,

502
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: the Chase Center of these other moments he's having. Though

503
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: I was killing it and then but then a lot

504
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: of people in that pole were like, don't don't do it.

505
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: Ellen those votes for you to step down or from bots.

506
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: But I thought he got rid of the sophisticated lose

507
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: have to oh yeah, so basically get the funk out

508
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: of here. Yeah, he's supposed to step down, and he's

509
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: gonna do it, but don't like I just like his attitude,

510
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: his whole comportment. He's going to do something shitty as

511
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: he steps It's gonna make it worse somehow, you know

512
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: what he's going to make fucking Trump or some megas

513
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: whole like CEO or something. You know, like he's gonna

514
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: do some else's saying that, like Trump's Trump's account is

515
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: back and he hasn't posted because he also the funny

516
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: thing is Trump is like he needs to get as

517
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: much investment in truth social so if he starts splitting

518
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: his his presence. Well, I think all of them are like,

519
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to set up some some new social media, right, yeah,

520
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: but but again the problem is, like the people who

521
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: are investing in truth. I think there are a lot

522
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: of people saying like they might sue Trump if you

523
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: started using Twitter, because they're like, you're actually sending business

524
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: to a competitor when we're investing in this thing that

525
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: was supposed to be you exclusively on this fucking thing.

526
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: So it's a very everyone's got their hands tied in

527
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 1: weird ways anyways, Like it's good if we all get

528
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: off Twitter, right, isn't It's somewhere it's to be able

529
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: to hear, like when people are doing bad ship in

530
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: real time. I just don't know where that's going to happen,

531
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: you know, like, oh, Instagram, could you imagine that? Like, yeah,

532
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: it becomes the new fucking wild journalism feed on Instagram

533
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: one day. Who knows, who knows, but maybe they can

534
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: maybe he could have this guy George Santos becomes Yeah,

535
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: let's move on to George Santos because this is I

536
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: don't know, this is the new the new feeder profession

537
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: for Republican success is just straight grifter. Hey, fake it

538
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: till you make it is a very popular phrase in

539
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: the entertainment industry. Don't worry about your miss say you

540
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: did that ship until you get there. And if they ask,

541
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,239
Speaker 1: fucking they have the time, they don't even ask. Well,

542
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: George Santo did exactly that. He's right, and he's a

543
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: superstar in the mago world. He's an openly gay Republican

544
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: who has no problem with the party's official platform of

545
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: curtailing people's rights. And he's actually the first non incumbent

546
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: out gay Republican to be elected. So it's a historic win.

547
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: When he like flipped this district in New York, it

548
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: was like a district that Biden or he won by

549
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: eight points in a district that Biden had won. And dude,

550
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,479
Speaker 1: he's got a good story as a candidate on paper.

551
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: You know, you look at it goes okay. What tell

552
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: us a little bit about the story of George Santos. Well,

553
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: he's the son of Brazilian immigrants. He went to n

554
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: y You he worked at Goldman, Sachs and City Group,

555
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: where he was a manager. He helps manage his family's

556
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: consulting firm and their massive real estate portfolio, you know,

557
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: and consulting worth you know, like I guess handling around

558
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: eighty million dollars in investments as well with his consulting firm,

559
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: and what else. He has a charity that works with animals,

560
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: and he even tried at Lee said he lost four

561
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: employees in the Pulse nightclub shooting and that was sort

562
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: of like this backstory like on his campaign site and

563
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: what the people were saying about him, but also said, uh,

564
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: Trump was at his quote full awesomeness on January six, right.

565
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: I also wonder if because saying I worked at Goldman

566
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: Sex and City Group and manage a consulting firm, like

567
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: those are the sorts of things that I wonder if

568
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: he has a unique insight here that like those jobs

569
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: don't exist, like when you say them, they don't exist

570
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: in people's brains. They're just like, okay, like they don't

571
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: nobody has any idea of what that really means. You know, Yeah,

572
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,959
Speaker 1: you worked at Goldman Sex, Okay, you worked I worked

573
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: with a consulting for okay, and it just like it

574
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: doesn't exist. There's no follow up, including by the New

575
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: York Times. The jobs are just so boring they're just

576
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: so blandly impressive as like I do O world stuff

577
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: that you could just claim them. So that's a good

578
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: that's good insight for anybody who's looking to do the

579
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 1: stage their own grift. I think there's things to learn here.

580
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: Say you're consultant. Every time I can explain a ercent

581
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: your income. Always I'm a consultant. That's what I do,

582
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: and say, don't put it in writing, but say that

583
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: you worked at Goldman or you know what, one of

584
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: the big banks, because people will be like, did he

585
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: say Goldman or did he say JP Morgan or did

586
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: he say you know, like one of those all blend

587
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: together in everyone's mind, so you can just be like, oh, no,

588
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: you misheard me. Well, I said JP Morgan. Chase, he's

589
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: he's weaponized our lack of interest in those jobs to

590
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: his you know, maximum effect and impact. Because all of that,

591
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: everything I just said out loud about him is bullshit.

592
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: It turns out The New York Times decided to do

593
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: just some of the oppo research the Democrats could have

594
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: done during the campaign and found out pretty much nothing

595
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: he said is true except for his name and that

596
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: he is Brazilian. Both N Y U and Barrack University

597
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: where he When he said that, both Universe said we

598
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: have no record of anyone with that name or date

599
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,479
Speaker 1: of birth. Attending Goldman and City Group. They were asked

600
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: about his employment, They said, we have never heard of

601
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: him and have no record of his employment. What about

602
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: his family's firm, There's no records of it. There's not

603
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: even a fucking fake quib site or a linked in

604
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: page like you can't you could google it and find

605
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: out that this thing doesn't exist. There's also no record

606
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: of his real estate holdings unless you count the two

607
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: times he's been evicted from apartments as a holding of

608
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: an L I guess, I don't know. And then that

609
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 1: charity that he ran, which is called Friends of Pets United.

610
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: The New York Times asked the I R S. Is

611
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: this like attacks exempt charity or do you know this

612
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 1: as an like as an entity? They said, now we've talked, yeah, yeah,

613
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,439
Speaker 1: or it sounds like a really shitty soccer team, but yeah,

614
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: Friends of Pets United is not real. And then then

615
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: Pulse nightclub shooting. He said he had four employees of

616
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: his companies that died that were victims in that shooting.

617
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: They could not find a single connection to any of

618
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 1: his fake firms. How do you pick the number four?

619
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: That's so many people, that's a lot. But again the

620
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: only thing that is true is that he's resilient, because

621
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: they did find a record he was arrested when he

622
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: was nineteen because he stole a check book from an

623
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,479
Speaker 1: elderly man that his mom was taken care of. Yeah,

624
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: just con artists like criminal, Yeah, like this is yeah,

625
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: he just told a lie one day that somebody believed

626
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: and just kept building on it. I do want to

627
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: like find like it would be great to take a

628
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: look around his office to see if he was just

629
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: like pulling things off of random flyers and ship like

630
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: that's what we deserve, right gold Man and City Group

631
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: he sees like a fake Oscar statue Gold and looks

632
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: out the window City and then there's a barbershop quartet

633
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: for some reason, Group Group and Friends of Manchester. No

634
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: Pets United is what I was my charity. But it's

635
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: so no one is responded for comment, like not even

636
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 1: like Kevin McCarthy, where they're like, uh, do you know

637
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: about this fucking mess that y'all just welcomed in? Or

638
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: Santos hasn't said anything, but it's just such it's so

639
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: wild to think that the dem just got mopped up

640
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: by someone with like the flimsiest personal lie of a backstory,

641
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: like and I think a really good testament how fucking

642
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: all over the place they're spending was in the mid terms,

643
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: like why New York was one of the biggest reasons

644
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: why the House was able to get a majority for

645
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: the report. Look, they're addicted to taking else yeah, like

646
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: and this is like this one. It shows like, oh,

647
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: you must have been fiended for one because this one.

648
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 1: I bet this one's hitting different. Not even Google just

649
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: didn't getting Google Google. They're like, look, he's gay in Brazilian.

650
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: We can't and don't look up anything else about him. Wow,

651
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: it's just like not even one thing. It's it's a

652
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: like it's not he's not like building on a thing

653
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 1: where he was like yeah, he like worked as worked

654
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: in the mail room at City Bank for a month,

655
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: or like when people lie about having like these like

656
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: wild art pieces like from like the mid century where

657
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, this was before they were famous. They

658
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: actually rented a room from my grant, my great grandmother,

659
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: and he paid with these pieces of art and like

660
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: so many people to use that to like explain providence

661
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: of like shitty fake art the same thing. It was like, yeah,

662
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: you know, it's just just trust me. It's very it's

663
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: very murky. But the Damns are the real grifters because

664
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: their grift is to lose so they can keep I'm

665
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: begging the rest of us for money, Yeah, that we

666
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: don't have because the Dems keep losing and not giving

667
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: us anything. Yeah, hey, this is death. I remember the

668
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: day of the special election with Warnock. They were like,

669
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: we're fucked, man, we got it. We need money. I'm like,

670
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: if the election is today, then are you gonna do

671
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: with that? Right now? Get out you think I've got

672
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: money to give you. I'm not giving y'all money for that,

673
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: Like why don't you why don't you figure out delivering

674
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: on half the ship? So anyway, New York, Dam's great

675
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: to see you guys. Not even can't even do fucking

676
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: opo over there. But it also is this the most

677
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: American profession? Like is this the profession of our time?

678
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: Like that? You know, for a long time it was

679
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: like really impressive to have like military service or like

680
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: be a military leader that was like what got you

681
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: elected to office? And then it was there was like

682
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: some military, some CIA mixed in there, and then it

683
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: was like you know, lawyer, businessman, football coach was a

684
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: thing that people really vibed with. But I do feel like, what,

685
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: you know, the thing that America is built on is

686
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: just the grift and like confidence games, like at is

687
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: essentially at its core what America is at this point,

688
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: So like is should he just not retire? Should he

689
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: extra be a elected official at this point? Because like

690
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: this is you know, Trump is probably the best case,

691
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: the best example of this, right he like he is

692
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: at his fullest, truest form right now creating n f

693
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: D baseball cards, Like that's what he chose to do

694
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: with the power that he was granted. Like maybe this

695
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: is just this is where Republicans and Democrats should be

696
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: looking for their next talent. Is you know, people people

697
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,479
Speaker 1: who get like a good grift going on go fund

698
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: me by like claiming that they're dying and getting people

699
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: to pay like millions of dollars for their treatment. Maybe

700
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: that's the American dream, right, So like is that should

701
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: they be our politicians? Like is George Santos onto something?

702
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 1: I mean, look, if you're if you're grift as being

703
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: like bootstraps bootstraps and you make up a story and

704
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: getting everyone to believe. I mean, that's what Trump did

705
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: to his ships. Made up. Yeah, he's a fake. He's

706
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: a fake rich guy. I think it's very uh easy

707
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, I'm this and and just hope

708
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 1: nobody checks. I think this guy is more of a

709
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: story we should look up to because he was broke

710
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: and pretended. Do you think he's really gay or Brazilian?

711
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: It sounds like he is wanted by the authorities in

712
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: Brazils made that made Debriel, But who knows he's gonna happen.

713
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: They're gonna make a limited mini series about this guy

714
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: and we're all gonna laugh it off. Sorron Jared Leto,

715
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: who would you cast as as Santos? Uh, Marco Rubio?

716
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like Marco Rubio. But if I

717
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: had to pick someone now, I don't know, I don't know,

718
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: you know, it wouldn't be I would leave that to Anna.

719
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: She's she's about the prestigious. Yeah, yeah, we need to

720
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 1: cut channel that. I'm going to Timothy shallow May, Timothy

721
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: Shallom interesting, I need to. I need to look at

722
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: George Santo's I'm I've chosen not to let like when

723
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: you don't watch the trailer for a movie because you

724
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: don't want it spoiled. I've chosen not to even look

725
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: at a picture of George. So I just saw a

726
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: picture of him, and he is exactly what I would

727
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: have imagined. He looks like, yeah, he looks like every Republican. Yes,

728
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: he looks like a Republican with like two signifiers that

729
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: say I am gay and also Brazilian, right, because his

730
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: skin is his skin looks good and he got a

731
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: nice quoth like some nice earrings. But anyway, but yeah,

732
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: that's that's that's where they're at at the moment. And

733
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: I think it is kind of the same thing like

734
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: in every like kind of you don't need much actual

735
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: talent based industry, there's always like a path like that

736
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 1: that presents itself. Like I just think of like how

737
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: so many people just go on reality shows because there's like,

738
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: well this is my step stone into spawn Con because

739
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: I just need to be on this show active full

740
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: and then I get spawn Con. So everybody's got their

741
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: own way of maybe I think whoever is the villain

742
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: on the next season of The Bachelor. Just let them

743
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: be a sitting congress person. Yeah, it's just through sheer audacity,

744
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: Like that's that's the thing that gets you through, more

745
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: than talent or anything like that. It's just boldly lying. Yeah,

746
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: And I think people just desensitized to the fact that

747
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: people who are wholly unqualified for things are running. I

748
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,879
Speaker 1: don't know, there's people just like are like, I don't know. Yeah,

749
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: maybe he's full of ship, but it wasn't like everybody

750
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: like we're just like so deflated about it. I don't know,

751
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: but yeah, shame on that campaign for not even doing

752
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 1: a cursory search until your opposition. Yeah, who is he

753
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: running against? It was another openly gay candidate for the Democrats,

754
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: but I forget what his name was. It is, oh,

755
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,280
Speaker 1: Robert Zimmerman. Yeah, this is who he ran like against,

756
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: because that was because the person who has had to

757
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 1: see it wanted to go against Robert Zimmerman. Bob Dylan,

758
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: that is Bob Dylan's real name. Yeah, he's one of

759
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: our top icons of the twentieth century. Was also a

760
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: great grifter, convinced everybody he was a good singer. Oh

761
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: funk out of here, Jack, I'm we're gonna fight. I

762
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: love Bob Dylan, but he's he's a great songwriter, a

763
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: great performer in Nashville Skyline through. He just wills himself

764
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: to singing. Well, I'm just saying he's not exactly what

765
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying. He's a he's a I think, by like,

766
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: by his own account, a bit of a con man.

767
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: Well he would out up to it at least. Yeah,

768
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: you are a con man. The wall Flowers and Jacob

769
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: Dylan podcasters. Yeah, that is Jacob Diylan and the Wallflowers.

770
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: That's right. Can't even spell podcaster with con true, right, Yeah,

771
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: well there's no end, there's no way, but you get

772
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: spell cod I just I was just willing you to

773
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: not think about it. You can't spell podcasting without cop Yeah,

774
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: a cab does include podcasters. All right, let's say a

775
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back. And

776
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 1: while we were on break, Molly research a little. Honestly,

777
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: did you learn about our man George Santos? Uh? He

778
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: said he told us some press that he is a

779
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: non observant Jew but also a Catholic. You know what,

780
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: He's just like me for real, just literally that's me. Way. So,

781
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: but was your mom a did she flee to Brazil

782
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: from Ukraine because of World War Two? Which is how

783
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: he says his mother is Jewish because she descends from

784
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: Jews who fled Eastern Europe to Brazil. Is that Do

785
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: you have a similar story or not? I mean we

786
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: fled Germany, you know, America? Sure? Yeah, yeah, vote for me.

787
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm running to vote for me. Yeah. I'm also Catholic. Y'all.

788
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: Don't get it to with not observing jew and lapsed Catholic.

789
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: That's me. That's me. It me. You're like and a

790
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: log cabin Republican. Everyone knows I care about two things,

791
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: being gay and getting rid of everyone's rights. Why are

792
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: they called the log cabin Republicans the gay Republicans? I

793
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: don't really understand. And I probably Lincoln something with because

794
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: Lincoln's gay, because everybody knows that Lincoln was gay, so

795
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,879
Speaker 1: they're just like, yeah, we get it. The right wing

796
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: doesn't acknowledge that Lincoln was maybe gay, maybe parts of it. Two,

797
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. Lincoln was so cool. He was like

798
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: really tall and depressed. He's like bo Burnham. They were

799
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: known as the Lincoln Club and then there already was

800
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 1: a group using that name, the Lincoln Club of Orange County,

801
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: So then they went with log Cabin. Was it because

802
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: of the Lincoln love letters? I mean, I don't know

803
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: if they they're tying a direct line, but I know

804
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: it could. Is it a link? They probably haven't have

805
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: good enough s e O that they're not letting that

806
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: just dangle out there like a like some common George Santos.

807
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: You know, where do they stand on circumcision? That's what

808
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: I really need to know. That's all we need. Do

809
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: you go to the non observant for the laps Catholics?

810
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: What are we doing New Year's Who's getting circumcised? All right,

811
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: let's talk about Walmart briefly, continuing with the trend that

812
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: we saw a lot of ino where you know, the

813
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,959
Speaker 1: CEO of Walmart recently went on TV and complained about

814
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: a rise in chopolin thing, claiming that this will lead

815
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: to higher prices and closed stores if people don't cut

816
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: it out. And just like the the idea that shoplifting

817
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: is this massive out of control problem and that it

818
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: is the problem driving inflation, and rather than like rampant

819
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: inequality and inflation driving shoplifting is it crazy, super counterintuitive

820
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: leap that the mainstream media just swallowed whole whole hog.

821
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: They just swallowed it this year. They love that shoplifting

822
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: narrative because because it gives you the think of the

823
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: corporations and their bottom line there. And then they locked

824
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: up all the razors and stuff because they were like,

825
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: it's so crazy when you go on a store now

826
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: and like everything locked up. Like I went into a

827
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 1: Walmart and even the guns are locked up. Now you

828
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,919
Speaker 1: can just like take out a gun and like cock

829
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: it and like, you know, twirl it around. Bullshit, Thanks

830
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. But again, the holiday season is the time

831
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: that we like to think about giant corporations that are

832
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: less fortunate than ourselves, So it is a good time

833
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: for him to be putting this out there for us.

834
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: But it turns out it's probably bullshit. First of all,

835
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: this is bullshit coming from a man who makes more

836
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: than twenty five million dollars a year and just gave

837
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 1: himself a huge raise. But also Walmart's relationship to shoplifting

838
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: is super fucked. They've been claiming since the thieves were

839
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: damaging their earnings. They claimed that they lost three billion

840
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: dollars a year from theft three billion dollars a year

841
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: people are shoplifting mm hm, which is again about one

842
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: percent of their three billion dollars in revenue. But the

843
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: first of all, they like people who know anything, are like,

844
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: that's an absurd estimate. They are getting worse at stocking

845
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: their shelves, They are trying to cut down on the

846
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: number of employees they have, and so they just are

847
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: worst at managing inventory. And so they and they have

848
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: a thing. There's a thing called shrinkage in that world,

849
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,919
Speaker 1: where it's like any any loss of property that can't

850
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: be accounted for, any loss of inventory that can't be

851
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: accounted for, they just put in the shrinkage category and

852
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: they're like, that's all people shoplifting or more cops, not

853
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: us having not enough staff to do our inventory properly

854
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: and things are flying through the cracks. But we can

855
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: just call it t even yeah, yeah, and anything. All

856
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: the other parts of shrinkage, like improper techniques to like

857
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: just account for where your inventory is. That all is

858
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: like a negative in the business, is you know, reporting

859
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: to Wall Street, whereas theft you can just be like

860
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 1: it's out of our hands. People. And also you get

861
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: the media to like double down on pro police, pro

862
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: retail narratives that are good for them and nobody else,

863
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: literally nobody else. But the other reason that people so

864
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: shoplifting has gone up in recent years, and it's hand

865
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: in hand with the fact that they have decided to

866
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: increase their self checkouts. Oh so automation. They've tried to

867
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: automate more of the checkout process. And that is when

868
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 1: they introduced the self check out, it was a rap.

869
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 1: They're asking you to steal. They're asking you, they're inviting

870
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: you to steal. Oh nothing, none of this produces organic

871
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: now the daily see, guys, nobody is just saying you

872
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 1: should definitely steal from Walmart and Target and other companies

873
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: like that. But oh, of course not if one were

874
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: too at the self check out, perhaps first accidentally a

875
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: couple of times, and then realizing that you could just

876
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: do it and not get in trouble, maybe especially during

877
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: the endemic when Target was helping the cops a lot

878
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: and you were mad at them as a company, but

879
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: also needed things to live. Just you know, switch some

880
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 1: bar codes up here and there. You just miss a

881
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: couple of things you check out. Yeah, however, I have

882
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: heard from some people. I also don't do this anymore.

883
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: I did just do it a lot during the pandemic

884
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: because I was kind of like, no rules just right.

885
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: Some people say if you seal enough stuff from the

886
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: self checkout that they are actually keeping track of it,

887
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: and that when you permanent record, when you hit a

888
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: certain like like number, they come for you. But I

889
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: don't know if that's just to make you paranoid. I

890
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: think that might be just to make you paranoid that

891
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: that requires them to Pay's what I know. The teenagers

892
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: who work there, they don't give a fuck. They don't

893
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: give a fuck, and they had good we too. Yeah,

894
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: and as teenagers they're probe pro vice. Yeah, I'm any

895
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: teenager that works for a giant company and we've all

896
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: do if we've enterteen your teenage job. This is a

897
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: faceless company. No, it's just like I've never been. I

898
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 1: never was a shoplifter in my life because half laps

899
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: Catholic and one time stole the zodiac scroll accidentally, a

900
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: horsehop scroll when I was a child, and then my grandma,

901
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: my Catholic grandmother, made me go give it back. Truly,

902
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: I have enough Catholicism on one side that I really

903
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: believe if I do something bad, something that's going to

904
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: happen to me. Wo is that cool? It's the best,

905
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: but just enough judaism to also be sexually not sucked up. Nope, uh,

906
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: sex not one of the things that I think of

907
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 1: as bad that will make bad things happen. And where

908
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: are you on hell? Hell doesn't. I'm mixed. I don't

909
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: know how. I don't really believe in it. But you

910
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 1: know who's not going to hell is shoplifters. That's true,

911
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: absolutely not, because truly it's like lame as a rob,

912
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: like if somebody needs to it also bread to live? Yeah,

913
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: they're losing three billy a year, Molly, you know, isn't

914
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 1: well hasn't Walmart gotten in trouble like a million times?

915
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: Or being racist too? Yeah? Like every single could they

916
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: saying stealing too? Like I just feel like the whole

917
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 1: thing is like it's so eaies like welfare queen stuff.

918
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, they're living high on the hog off

919
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: of like stealing fucking bread from Walmart. Well, yeah, you

920
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: know it was very racial, especially like when the whole

921
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,479
Speaker 1: like shoplifting ring footage was coming out on the cos

922
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 1: it's out of control. It was always black and brown faces,

923
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: you know the stuff. And like, I feel like a

924
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: lot of the reporting I've heard on this stuff is

925
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: like San Francisco. Yeah, like tech people being like horrified

926
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: that there's crime in a city that has insane wealth disparities, Like, yeah,

927
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: we just don't live in fucking Gotham. Now it sucks.

928
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 1: That's well, that's the thing like in l A two,

929
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 1: it's so many people who don't want to be confronted

930
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: with the actual inequality that exists in the world. I honestly,

931
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: I just have my visuals sterilized. Please, I don't need

932
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: to be rems what I mean? I mean that was

933
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: the thing about the CAREERSO campaign two was all the

934
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: rich people coming out being like, I don't like to

935
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: see that poverty is a problem here, So could you

936
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 1: please just like put everyone into concentration camps. I don't

937
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: have to think about it. Yeah, just a couple like shoplifting.

938
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: We'll call them horror stories, and in no way are

939
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: meant to give you ideas, But these are people who

940
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: flew a little close to the sun. James, a cashier

941
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 1: in Washington, says he saw a customer trend to buy

942
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 1: a one thousand, six hundred dollar grill for five dollars

943
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 1: by hiding one item inside the other and switching the

944
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: bar codes. And then they also mentioned that you can

945
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 1: bring up king crab king crab legs and like accidentally

946
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: put them in his apples. These are the things that

947
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,760
Speaker 1: people have done before. Yeah, but so their cab legs

948
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: thing is like extremely whistlely to like right right to

949
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: like right yeah, yeah, yeah totally. But also that's a

950
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: good but that's a good come up. That's a really

951
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: good come up. And also you can get crab really

952
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: cheap actually, like some some STV grocery stores. I feel like,

953
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, you gotta go. Yeah, you can't go

954
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: to the main like the big Kroger type a Chinese

955
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: grocery store. Get some get some cheap crap um. I

956
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: don't know how much. Like do they fucking sell crab

957
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: at Walmart? Like, oh yeah, I got all my crab

958
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: at Walmart crabs Walmart, my top seafood Prevor, Yeah they

959
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: got it all. I do just want to mention. Their

960
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: CEO bragged that going fully automated would save twelve million

961
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: dollars in caffeed cashier wages for every second it reduces

962
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: and check out. And so they basically they fired a

963
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: bunch of humans, replace them with robots that were stupid

964
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: to save money. And now they're upset that they're losing

965
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: a fraction of their excessive profits because humans are able

966
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: to easily trick their easily fooled stupid robots. And that's

967
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: they find themselves. Then it's all it's all self created.

968
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: There's also a weird thing where they have like this

969
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: for profit business that they partner with that is like

970
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: a re education for shoplifters. So they will if you

971
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: are if they think you've shoplifted something and you know

972
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: they they will approach you that Walmart security. They'll tell you, hey,

973
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: we could either we got two options here. We could

974
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: call the police, or you can avoid arrest by taking

975
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 1: an online class, admitting that you shoplifted and take an

976
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: online class. So you're telling me they're filtering shoplifters into

977
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 1: a for profit business. Yes, yeah, they're they're getting people.

978
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 1: You got, Is that class free? Like if I take

979
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: the class and everything is forgiven? Or do I have

980
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: to pay my cost five undred dollars? Oh my god,

981
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 1: if you had five hundred dollars, would you be shoplifting?

982
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, there's like in the an Inherent Vice

983
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: when they're selling heroin so they can like fix people's

984
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 1: teeth when they fall out from Heroin. It's like you're

985
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 1: selling the problem and the cure. Walmart, that is so

986
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: fucking wild too that they're like, yeah, watch this, bro,

987
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: we will use the threat of the carcel state to

988
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: give them for them to come up on like five bucks. Yeah,

989
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: fuck you, Walmart. Cooking a judge when when there was

990
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: a class action lawsuit being like, they're making us like

991
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: pay money if they if we like miss an item

992
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: on the self checkout. This is a judge. This is

993
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: officially appro shoplifting podcast. Now wait, did did the judge?

994
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: Wait the judge threw it out because they like, because

995
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: there was evidence to suggest that this wasn't happening, or

996
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: because this judge was just found no pation wide conspiracy

997
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: to steer a Q shoplifters into paying four hundred up

998
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: front or for classes from no, no, no, just that

999
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: it's not a It didn't rise at the level of

1000
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: nationwide got it, got it, but it was happening in

1001
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: one of the store Got It it's just you know,

1002
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: another for profit carser rohole business, because that's basically what

1003
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: you do, like you know, in other countries when cops

1004
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 1: shake you down for money, it's just sort of like,

1005
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: all right, we caught you, motherfucker. Now give me some money, bro,

1006
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: because you know what time it is like that. This

1007
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: store just kind of copied that model to be like

1008
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: I got you, man, am I gonna start doing a

1009
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: thing where they're like, okay, we caught you shoplifting. Now

1010
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 1: you're in the army. Now you work as a security

1011
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: team member at Walmart. Here's your well, it's like that thing.

1012
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: I feel like this is a big you don't really

1013
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: see this anymore, but you know, just like the idea

1014
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: of like you you can't pay for your meal and

1015
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 1: then you have to go wash dishes in the back. Yeah,

1016
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 1: the thing that's never happened to anyone I know, actually right,

1017
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,040
Speaker 1: because I think they would just call the cops. It

1018
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't be like, man, you can work it off. They'd

1019
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: be like I think it happened to one writer in

1020
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: the sixties and then once that was depicted in film,

1021
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: I feel like it might even be a great depression

1022
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: trope of like people really can't pay for their meals

1023
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: and so are like singing for your supper. Yeah, we're

1024
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: crying for your supper. Don't get me started on and

1025
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: get me to bring up the Automat documentary again like

1026
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 1: I did last time. I was, but I did, Actually

1027
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: I talked to my parents about the Automat documentary because

1028
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 1: I talked about how that documentary had this insane narrative

1029
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: where it like blamed the homeless for the downfall of

1030
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: the Automat because it was like poor people started going

1031
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: there and it ruined everything. My dad is from New York,

1032
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 1: was like, there were always poor people. There were always

1033
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: you called them bums before homeless people. They were they

1034
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: were bums, you know. But he said, there are always

1035
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: people who couldn't really afford a meal making a meal

1036
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: at the Automat out of like the free crackers and

1037
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: catch up, right, And we should have places like that

1038
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: in the fucking world for people that don't have anything

1039
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: to like get a meal. Absolutely until we have that

1040
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,439
Speaker 1: gradual shipstead. We have the self checkout at Walmart, where

1041
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 1: you might mean Walmart should like feed you for free,

1042
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: like they should not be like, well, the good news

1043
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: is that you can pay for your re education shoplifting classes,

1044
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 1: and but you can pay for it in installments. Well,

1045
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 1: this is why we support Costco because Costco they've got

1046
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 1: that really cheap hot dog that's right, and everything's too

1047
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: heavy to steal exactly how they stop shoplifting. Absolutely get

1048
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 1: caught trying to steal anything from there because it's all

1049
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 1: too much stuff. They're also they check your idea coming

1050
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: in the door and then really look at your receipt

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Speaker 1: on the way out. This is the one place I've

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Speaker 1: never even thought about shoplifting. I'm like, no, truly, there's

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Speaker 1: nothing small enough. I would never choplet from Costco because

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Speaker 1: they've got that surreal and stayed in there that freaks

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Speaker 1: me out target and about putting a rotisserie chicken down

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Speaker 1: one of the legs of my baggy janko ge Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's real, that's real. Great depression cartoon bab here, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna make a mulligan stew with it, your friend. Well,

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Speaker 1: Molly as always truly a pleasure having you on daily.

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Speaker 1: People find you, follow you all that good stuff. Well,

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Speaker 1: you can find me for the time being on Twitter

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Speaker 1: still at Molly Lambert until whenever it blows up for

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Speaker 1: real And you can find me on Instagram at Molly

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Speaker 1: Underscore Lambert, where you can find timely hot takes from me,

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Speaker 1: such as Bob Dylan's Christian album New Morning is a

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Speaker 1: Hanuka album. Wow, okay let him know and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and check out Heidi World if you haven't listened to

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Speaker 1: it yet my magnum Opus. Yeah, and the fable Men's

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Speaker 1: check out The fable Man's another story about a Jewish

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Speaker 1: family just trying to get by. And is there a

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Speaker 1: tweet or some of the work of social media you've

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Speaker 1: been enjoying. I always like that Red Panda bought. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing I'm really going to miss when Twitter goes down,

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Speaker 1: is like I've got a lot of animal box in

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Speaker 1: my feet. That's just start. Like, here's some red pandas

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Speaker 1: hanging out. It's like Red Panda every hour, I believe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're always good. It's good. And also I saw an

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Speaker 1: article that the black Bears are getting red or turning red,

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Speaker 1: turning a cinnamon color, so ginger dominance the world burns. Wow?

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Speaker 1: Is that because it's on its way to becoming a crab? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's crabification because like it has to I guess, but

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Speaker 1: crabs only red after they're cooked. I don't know. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm still working at conspiracy theory. We're all red deep

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Speaker 1: down when I'm starting to say we're all wor all

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Speaker 1: ginger inside in our blood? The truth? Myles, working people

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Speaker 1: find you. What's the twee you've been enjoying? Uh? Twitter?

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Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray. Check us out on our

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Speaker 1: basketball podcast. Jacket Miles got mad boost ease flip that

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Speaker 1: I said, Jacket Miles, Uh, and also catch me. On

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Speaker 1: four twenty Fiance was Sophia Alexander talking ninety day fiance.

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Speaker 1: Some tweets I like, first one is from DJ fuck

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Speaker 1: at Eggshell Friends tweeted not to be so dumb, but

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Speaker 1: like where does the candle go when it burns? You know?

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Speaker 1: That's well articulated thought that I've had When I was

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Speaker 1: younger at Dwayne Perkins Sweet and my mother handed me

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Speaker 1: a grocery bag and said I don't carry things when

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Speaker 1: men are around, And she did not find it nearly

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Speaker 1: as funny as me when I said, girl, me neither

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Speaker 1: and let the bag hit the ground as I sassidly

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Speaker 1: walked away and defunct at defunct p H u n

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Speaker 1: K tweeted, I at the cafe at Ikea for the

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Speaker 1: first time in my life today. I wasn't aware that

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Speaker 1: the mashed potatoes were hidden like that. Dude. People go

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Speaker 1: to Ikea just to eat. Yeah, they've sucking do and

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Speaker 1: then it's after that time they got caught having a

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Speaker 1: horse meat meat balls. Yeah, but I was just in Europe,

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Speaker 1: so you know, yeah, the perfect one was still okay,

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Speaker 1: but I look, I would eat it. Two. You can

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Speaker 1: get defensive about Bob Dylan if you just let me

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Speaker 1: be defensive of the ike and meat balls, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Let me have my i Q and meatballs and my

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Speaker 1: subway to no okay, and then everything else we can

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Speaker 1: we can debate. And then also newspapers. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: it's about. Newspapers. Damn If it's not good muspapers in

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Speaker 1: a mayo sauce, it's fine, It's fine. And then at

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Speaker 1: Sasha's Chapin tweeted an M D m A is a

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Speaker 1: profound and fickle drug. It has the potential to make

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Speaker 1: deeply traumatized people love themselves, and yet millions take it

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Speaker 1: in the wrong circumstances and end up loving only European techno.

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Speaker 1: But you know you can. They're healing on the way

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Speaker 1: there too, if you're if you're open to it. Let's

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Speaker 1: see by the way, Jack, we we couldn't name it.

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Speaker 1: Jack and Miles got ma boost teas because Jack and

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Speaker 1: Miles Jack just what everybody calls you, and you get

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Speaker 1: out there on the court because this guy really tosses

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Speaker 1: it up. He's shooting from all over on the court

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Speaker 1: and he's jacking it up? Or is this about podcast about?

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Speaker 1: Please have me on boost Ee sometime. I would love

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Speaker 1: to talk about I know nothing about I have this

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Speaker 1: belief that's just I mean, you know, I did work

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Speaker 1: at ESPN, do nothing having to do with sports there ever,

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Speaker 1: But I do just have this belief in myself that

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Speaker 1: I could be a great color comic. You would be great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we should have you on for the finals. Everybody, what

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Speaker 1: do you think? Discussed? Very specific things. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: bring a Fred Willard energy. Who's that? What's he about?

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Speaker 1: What's his thing? What happened? What happened? What do you

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Speaker 1: call happen? Was that in a mighty win? But that

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Speaker 1: was just like, hey, what happened? What happened? Yeah? Odd blass.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien

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Speaker 1: some tweets I've been enjoying, Amy Lee Gemstone low Llanuid tweeted,

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Speaker 1: go to Avatar too, and never bet against James Cameron

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Speaker 1: your way into some floor mattress, Dick good advice, Good

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Speaker 1: way to spend your weekend, and Melissa Browder tweeted, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for the kind words. I don't believe

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Speaker 1: them and that's real. You can find us on Twitter

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Speaker 1: at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fan page and a website, Daily

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Speaker 1: zeitgeist dot com, where we post our episodes and our footnotes,

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Speaker 1: where we link off to the information that we talked

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Speaker 1: about in today's episode, as well as a song that

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Speaker 1: we think you might enjoy. Myles, what's fun do we

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Speaker 1: think people might enjoy? Ah? This is from the beatmaker

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Speaker 1: Frank Dukes, who's now like not going as like Frank

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Speaker 1: Dukes and producers or toil a lot of artists. But

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Speaker 1: it's not I think going as Ginge because we talk

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Speaker 1: about Ginger Tom this j I n G or G

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Speaker 1: I n G. I think it's gag? Is it gang? Now?

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Speaker 1: I literally just met this guy? You did Okay, is

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Speaker 1: he so he's ging now? Yeah? Okay, because I remember

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Speaker 1: when he won the Red Bull Beat Battle in two

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Speaker 1: thousand and ten and then Like God was on. He

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Speaker 1: made a track with Ghost Space and then like took

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Speaker 1: off from there and worked with Like Madam. He was

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Speaker 1: skating down the street and he knew my brother, and

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Speaker 1: my brother said, hey, what's up? And of course, and

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Speaker 1: that's how I know. Of course Lambo Lambo knows that.

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Speaker 1: But this track is called the Prince of Noodles. It's

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Speaker 1: just a I don't know this. This this is trument

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Speaker 1: goes Hard, very interesting go producer who's now going into

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Speaker 1: their own I guess, shifting careers from producer to their

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Speaker 1: own arts. So this is the Printed Noodles. All right,

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Speaker 1: we will look after that in the footnotes. Daily's Like

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Speaker 1: Guys is a production of I Heart Radio. For more

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Speaker 1: podcasts for my heart Radio, visit the heart Radio app,

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Speaker 1: Apple podcast, or wherever you find your favorite podcast. That's

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Speaker 1: going to do it for us this morning, back this

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Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what it is trending and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to all that by by the actor Contort